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♪ There's a hundred and four days Of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem For our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something That doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff ♪

♪ To do before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us 'Cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

At last!

An Inator above all other Inators!

The one that will finally...

Ah...

- Oh, wait, hold on. - What the heck, Dad?

Looks like I can't finish making your smoothie, sir.

Norm, I told you not to use the blender while I'm powering up.

Now I gotta walk all the way down

and flip the whatever that thing is called.

- The breaker, sir. - No, you're the breaker.

I'm the fixer.

Sorry, Norm. He gets hangry without a smoothie.

At this point, all my pain sensors have numbed.

Looks like the whole building's out.

Look at me and my shorting power.

It's so evil. I love it!

Wait, we have a gym down here? Ooh.

Hey, the electricity's out.

Are you powering that treadmill all by yourself?

Hi. Yeah, I'm just running through my heartache.

Look, I don't need your life story.

Spoiler alert, you die at the end.

Wait, start running again.

When you run, the bulb lights up with human power.

Ah-ha! I can use human power to power my end-all-be-allinator.

I just have to channel the energy to my power bank upstairs.

Norm, drop an extension cord out the window, would ya?

Okay, sorry, I was not clear enough apparently.

Find another extension cord,

but this time you hold on to one end of it.

You got it, here it comes.

No, those are my clothes.

This... This is why I have so many extension cords.

Okay, now tell me, is one end of the cord

plugged into the power bank?

- Yes, do I jump now? - No, no, no jumping, no jumping.

You know what?

Just give the phone to Vanessa. Could you give-- Thank you.

Vanessa, I have some very specific instructions for--

Oh, thank you, sweetie. I mean, if I don't harness it,

this human power is just wasted.

Keep running, dude. Keep running.

That's all I've been able to do since my breakup.

Yeah, yeah, tell your story running.

Come on, keep it up. Knees higher.

Knees higher. Oh, yeah, you got good form.

We'll get you fitter in no time,

and nothing makes an ex want you back more

than a revenge bod, right? Am I right?

Hey, you're a pretty good trainer.

Thanks, man.

Ah. That's the first time anyone's actually listened to me.

- Norm, did you hear that? - I wasn't listening, sir.

But the power bank is charging and the lights are back on.

Hey, if I can get everyone in town to exercise,

I can tap into all that free electricity,

store up the surplus and use it to take over the Tri-State Area.

I'm gonna need a lot more treadmills.

- And I get the revenge bod. - Less talking, more running.

- What you doin'? - Ahoy, Isabella.

Feast your eyes on the asphalt wave.

Ferb has discovered a way to temporarily alter

road surface molecules from a solid to a liquid state around the hull.

Fascinating.

Geophysics got nothing on Ferb.

- Okay, layman's terms. - We can basically boat the boulevards.

We got the idea because Candace and Jeremy

are on a boat ride at the lake today.

- Oh, that's so romantic. - I guess.

But she specifically told us not to go anywhere near them.

So we're going to boat on the roads.

So we're just plagiarizing them?

It's not plagiarism. It's an homage.

- Potato, po-tah-to. - Let's give her a whirl.

Bon voyage!

Hey, where's Perry?

Hello, Agent P. Doof has purchased a ton of exercise equipment.

Stair climbers, dumbbells, smart bells, you name it.

And he's been spotted around town wearing...

...athleisure wear.

I mean, is it athletic or is it leisure?

Pick a lane.

What's even more disturbing is this infomercial Doof

has been broadcasting. Hit play, Carl.

Hitting play.

Hate working out, but also hate paying for it?

Well, come on down to Doofnasium,

where I will personally motivate you to pump that iron for free.

Check out these gains. Thank you, Doofnasium.

And guess what?

You get all of this for four easy payments of free.

Zero. Zip. Nada dinero.

And there's no cancellation fee because you never have to cancel.

But don't do it for me. Do it for them.

♪ In the arms of a treadmill ♪

Right now there's an elliptical who needs you.

Don't you have some time to spare for these poor lonely treadmills?

I didn't save him. He saved me.

Again, it's free.

I can't wait to use you. I mean, see you...

At Doofnasium.

You should consult your doctor before starting a new fitness program.

Doofnasium bears no responsibility for...

And it keeps going like that for another 20 minutes.

Get to the bottom of it, Agent P.

- Should I turn it off, sir? - No.

It's disturbingly compelling.

♪ Do you want to be strong as a tank? ♪

♪ But you need a gym That won't break the bank ♪

♪ You'll sweat so much That you'll really stink ♪

♪ But when you see the results You'll be sure to thank me ♪

♪ When you come on down to Doofnasium ♪

♪ Don't sit on the couch And be a lazy bum ♪

♪ If you want things that are crazy-ium ♪

♪ Just come on down today ♪

♪ Your membership is free-sium ♪

♪ We just want your energy-sium ♪

♪ Don't make us beg you, please-ium ♪

♪ You'll win back your fiancé Who doesn't even deserve you ♪

♪ Doofnasium ♪

What can be better than this? A beautiful day.

- A delicious picnic. - And a romantic boat ride.

I can think of something better.

Hey, Candace. Hey, Jeremy.

Phineas and Ferb? Oh, that is too bustable.

Uh, Candace? Whoa.

You guys are so busted.

You can do it. You're almost there.

Keep breathing. She never loved you.

Your gains are my gains. And squat.

Ah, Perry the Platypus, it's you.

At first I was like, who is that scrawny wimp?

But it was you. Start pedaling.

It's leg day, people. Leg day. Whoop-whoop!

Oh, great, it's not working.

Whoo-hoo!

- We're losing them. - We are not losing them.

This chase is about to get real.

Looks like we picked up some gravel skiers.

Looking good, guys.

Ah, Jeremy, get my phone out of my pocket and call my mom.

Your mom?

Not, oh, I don't know, the highway patrol?

- Candace? - Uh, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher?

- Oh, Jeremy, is that you? - Yes, ma'am.

Tell mom she has to bust the boys.

Is that Candace I hear in the background?

Yes, ma'am. She wants to, uh...

Oh, I know what she wants.

Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher, Candace wants you to--

So, Jeremy, how's your mother? I haven't seen her in ages.

Um, my mother is fine, thank you.

Her hydrangeas look so good.

Do you know what kind of fertilizer she uses?

- No, ma'am, but-- - Hydrangeas? Jeremy!

Yes, it's almost full! Come on, people! Ha-ha!

I have the power! Time to fire the end-all-be-allinator!

I almost have too much power.

Okay, that's enough. Wait, no!

It's too much electricity! It's gonna blow!

Okay, gym's closed! That's it! You're all buff enough!

Stop, stop pedaling! It's too much! It's too much!

Idea! I'll plug in more appliances

to use up the electricity, like this!

This! This!

Oh, come on.

Ow!

Can we not do this on the treadmill?

We're just generating more power. Will you stop?

- Listen to me! - Hey, I think he's starting another class.

- Cool, I'm in. - Me too.

Oh, career plans? Uh, probably a couple years of community college...

Jeremy, come on! The salon.

Tell my mom she has to look out the front window in ten seconds.

Uh, look out the window of the salon in ten seconds, ma'am.

- Oh, alrighty. - Ten!

Nine, eight...

Whoa! Ahhh!

Not all my electricity!

Curse your gains, Perry the Platypus!

Two, one, now!

Oh, who turned out the lights?

Mom.

Whoa!

Uh-oh, looks like it's overloading. Everyone, abandon ship!

- You look fabulous. - But, but, but, but, but.

You move us down here because you discovered an underground lake,

but we have no way to get around on it.

Did you think a boat would just ooze out of the Earth's crust?

First, there was Football X-7. Then, Hockey Z-9.

But there was an obvious alphanumeric gap between them.

-So get ready for... - Croquet Y-8!

Huh, finally, the opportunity for me to show off

my mad mallet skills!

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Or a hoop with a portal.

Fine, but we're doing Demolition Derby G-48 tomorrow.

Hey, you guys seen Perry?

In the house.

What's next? Stacy shows up and asks, "What you doing?"

Perry? Perry, where are you?

There you are, my monotreme mon-amie.

It's just a hat, Carl. Why is it just a hat?

- Do you think he's invisible? - Then wouldn't his hat be floating?

Or maybe he's a ghost.

Well, the hat would still be floating, right?

They can't interact with the material world, Carl.

Use your head.

All right, Jeremy. Perry and I are all ears.

I mean, we're not like all ears.

I mean, imagine if we were all ears.

Just covered in ears.

Like, we can hear out of our elbows.

Candace, you're weird. So, what's the sitch?

I need you and Perry for a summer school project for college credit.

It's a zoology course.

Uh-huh, great. A documentary about zoo college.

It's a day in the life of an exotic animal

and Perry is the most exotic animal I know.

So, it's you and me documenting Perry all afternoon.

- Great. Sounds like a plan. I'm in. - Are you sure, Candace?

Because it looks like you may want to bust your brothers.

No, no, no, no. I can multitask.

I can bust the boys while we document Perry.

- No problem. - Great.

Just need some assistance with this equipment from the car.

You got it.

Assistant slash producer slash girlfriend at your service.

All right, Perry, stay put. Don't do much.

You know, like you usually don't do.

Documenting Perry's life all afternoon.

♪ Fake Perry ♪

Places, people, places.

All right, Perry.

Let's do this!

- Phew! - Thank goodness you're here, Agent P.

What kept you?

Oh, you had to use an emergency Perry bot as a decoy.

Aren't you a little concerned, sir,

about all the previous models being recalled due to mechanical failure?

I estimate you've got about three hours, give or take,

before your bot goes smoke, boom, spaghetti.

Great googly moogly!

That would blow your cover with your host family.

I'll keep it brief. Doof is getting into some farm-related shenanigans,

and no good has ever come from a mad scientist

taking up animal husbandry.

- Go get him, Agent P. - In less than three hours.

Three hours. Three hours.

Carl, is that why I signed an invoice for an echo machine?

Machine? Machine?

♪ We had Football X-7 and Hockey Z-9 ♪

♪ We could have left it at that And been perfectly fine ♪

♪ But anyone with a little common sense ♪

♪ Could see the gap In our alphanumeric sporting events ♪

♪ Croquet Y-8 ♪

- ♪ Y-8, Y-8 ♪ - ♪ Croquet Y-8 ♪

♪ It's time for us to demonstrate ♪

♪ It's like croquet But there are ways to differentiate ♪

♪ Let me break it down With an equipment roll call ♪

♪ We've got oversize mallets Pegs, wickets, and balls ♪

♪ Plus a few upgrades That we just resolved ♪

♪ Our core encryption's All the way from here to City Hall ♪

♪ Are you feeling lucky? Are you feeling immortal? ♪

♪ Watch us take shots Through this quantum portal ♪

♪ It's another dimension we can navigate ♪

♪ And if you miss the peg You can recalibrate ♪

♪ It's better than The original, no debate ♪

♪ This is not croquet ♪

♪ This is Croquet Y-8 ♪

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. ♪

Welcome, Perry the Plat--

Off, off. I bet you're wondering why I'm dressed

as a traditional Drusselstinian shepherd, right?

Well, that's because sheep are a part of my latest dastardly plan.

Also, I've taken up knitting. I made this adorable sweater for you.

The stitching took twice as long as the online tutorial

said it would, but... It's a little big on you, but we can fix that.

Ha, ha, ha.

There you go, much better.

Now you look like an adorable duck-billed baby.

A trapped, adorable duck-billed baby.

That's you. Coochie, coochie, coo.

Ah, yes, the eternal question, Perry the Platypus,

do you even sheep, bro?

When I was a lad, I had trouble sleeping,

so my parents told me to try counting sheep,

which is weird and not helpful.

I mean, it's not as weird as counting copper-topped whittling crabs

to get rid of leg cramps, but still, you get the idea.

Granted, we had a lot of sheep for accounting purposes,

but it just never really worked for me.

But counting sheep does work for a lot of people.

Hence, and behold, the thing that you're already beholding,

my Go-To-Sheep-Inator.

Look at Perry the Platypus. This is my favorite part.

The inator rehydrates sheep from a packet of dehydrated sheep

that I ordered off of a Drusselstinian website.

Dehydrated sheep.

Just add water and watch them grow.

It's fun, it's easy, and profitable.

My plan is to give everyone all the sheep they can count,

putting all of Danville to sleep,

allowing me to take over the...

What? What? You're giving me that look?

You no likey? You know, they can't all be gems, Perry the Platypus.

You really know how to take the wind

out of a guy's sails, you know that?

Hey, buddy, no! The scheme wasn't that bad!

Hey, I knitted that!

No fair! You distracted me with implied criticism!

Ah-ha! Count the sheep, Perry the Platypus.

Count the sheep and go to sleep.

Count the sheep...

Well, this is an unexpected escalation.

Ride on, sheep boy!

Ooh, and apparently,

monotremes chitter every ten seconds.

Mark that down.

Oh, hungry little guy? Let's get some footage of Perry eating.

Candace?

Gotta call Mom.

Argh!

Wait, where are they?

Candace. Hey, Candace.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.

- I need help finding his food. - Oh, right. Food.

Yeah, he likes that. I'm coming!

Sorry, Jeremy. I got distracted.

I know. Let's up the production value.

Come here, Perry. It's showtime.

I've got this multitasking thing down.

A well-balanced diet is vital

to the health of any semi-aquatic mammal.

I don't think he likes it.

Do all platypi do that, or is that a Perry thing?

No, platypuses don't do much.

Perry, wait up!

Candace?

You got this, Jeremy!

Get back here!

Hey, Perry the Platypus, did you know that the plural of sheep

is also sheep? Isn't that boring?

What about sheeps, or sheepuses, or sheeples?

Have as many sheeples as you want, Perry the Platypus,

I can always make more!

Wait, wait, wait, stop flocking towards me!

You're not supposed to flock in such a spherical manner!

Ow, Mom, ow! I'm, ow! Jeremy, ow!

On the way, ow! Are building, ow! Croquet, ow!

Huh, this is behavior we've never seen before.

Ow!

Uh, you okay there, hon?

Yeah, I mean, it's cool. I got this, though.

Jeremy and I are working on his Perry film project.

Also, the boys have a project you should see.

Oh, did you say you were doing a Perry movie?

This I have to see. I'm on my way.

Yes!

What?

Jeremy?

Oh, do all platypi emit smoke like this?

Hey, my sheep! My yarn!

My Inator!

Now, now, how is this supposed to put anyone to sleep?

Oh, I see. Oh, I see. You're re-dehydrating them. Okay, good.

Wait, but you missed this ball.

Well, all's wool that ends wool.

Wait, a little help? Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Mom will be here any minute. I can do it all!

I'm a multitasking master!

Ugh. Actually, I think this multitasking thing is overrated.

It's too many taskings.

Croquet Y-8!

Croquet just needed a few well-timed portals

and pyrotechnics. Who knew?

Ah! Sudden sheep! And they're flocking this way!

Wow, that's a lot of sheep!

Seeing as there are 34 sheep in the circumference,

if we calculate the sheep radius

multiplied by y divided by three pi r squared,

- you would get... - 589 sheep.

Candace, I think we got some great footage.

Aww... And finally, after a very exotic day,

our monotreme takes a moment to not do much.

Grabbing a well-earned cuddle with everyone's favorite

hard-working assistant slash producer slash girlfriend.

Oh, gotta charge my phone.

Yeah, Perry does this all the time.

Yeah, you said it, Perry. There, there you are, Perry.

Two cutie-patooties.

All right, kids, everybody in for snacks.

Hey, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher, you want to see the footage of Perry?

Ooh, absolutely. Come on, kids.

- And somebody wake up Baljeet. - Ah! I'm up, I'm up.

I can't believe you bought an entire sheep farm

and didn't think to get any sheep?

No, I ordered some.

No, not those. They're being delivered this afternoon.

Oh.

♪ Do you want to be strong as a tank? ♪

♪ But you need a gym That won't break the bank ♪

♪ You'll sweat so much That you'll really stink ♪

♪ But when you see the results You'll be sure to thank me ♪

♪ When you come on down to Doofnasium ♪

♪ Don't sit on the couch And be a lazy bum ♪

♪ If you want things that are crazy-ium ♪

♪ Just come on down today ♪

♪ Doofnasium ♪