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♪ There's a hundred and four days
Of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
That doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff ♪
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♪ To do before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}♪ So stick with us 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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{\an8}At last!
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{\an8}An Inator above all other Inators!
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{\an8}The one that will finally...
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{\an8}Ah...
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{\an8}- Oh, wait, hold on.
- What the heck, Dad?
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{\an8}Looks like I can't finish
making your smoothie, sir.
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Norm, I told you not to use
the blender while I'm powering up.
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Now I gotta walk all the way down
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and flip the whatever
that thing is called.
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- The breaker, sir.
- No, you're the breaker.
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I'm the fixer.
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Sorry, Norm.
He gets hangry without a smoothie.
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At this point, all my pain sensors
have numbed.
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Looks like the whole building's out.
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Look at me and my shorting power.
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It's so evil. I love it!
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Wait, we have a gym down here? Ooh.
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Hey, the electricity's out.
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Are you powering that
treadmill all by yourself?
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Hi. Yeah, I'm just running
through my heartache.
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Look, I don't need your life story.
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Spoiler alert, you die at the end.
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Wait, start running again.
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When you run,
the bulb lights up with human power.
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Ah-ha! I can use human power
to power my end-all-be-allinator.
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I just have to channel
the energy to my power bank upstairs.
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Norm, drop an extension cord
out the window, would ya?
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Okay, sorry, I was
not clear enough apparently.
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Find another extension cord,
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but this time
you hold on to one end of it.
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You got it, here it comes.
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No, those are my clothes.
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This... This is why I have
so many extension cords.
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Okay, now tell me, is one end of the cord
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plugged into the power bank?
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- Yes, do I jump now?
- No, no, no jumping, no jumping.
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You know what?
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Just give the phone to Vanessa.
Could you give-- Thank you.
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Vanessa, I have some
very specific instructions for--
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Oh, thank you, sweetie.
I mean, if I don't harness it,
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this human power is just wasted.
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Keep running, dude. Keep running.
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That's all I've been able
to do since my breakup.
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Yeah, yeah, tell your story running.
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Come on, keep it up. Knees higher.
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Knees higher. Oh, yeah, you got good form.
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We'll get you fitter in no time,
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and nothing makes an ex want you back more
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than a revenge bod, right? Am I right?
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Hey, you're a pretty good trainer.
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Thanks, man.
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Ah. That's the first time anyone's
actually listened to me.
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- Norm, did you hear that?
- I wasn't listening, sir.
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But the power bank is charging
and the lights are back on.
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Hey, if I can get everyone
in town to exercise,
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I can tap into all that free electricity,
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store up the surplus and use it
to take over the Tri-State Area.
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I'm gonna need a lot more treadmills.
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- And I get the revenge bod.
- Less talking, more running.
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- What you doin'?
- Ahoy, Isabella.
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Feast your eyes on the asphalt wave.
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Ferb has discovered a way
to temporarily alter
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road surface molecules from a solid
to a liquid state around the hull.
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Fascinating.
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Geophysics got nothing on Ferb.
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- Okay, layman's terms.
- We can basically boat the boulevards.
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We got the idea because Candace and Jeremy
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are on a boat ride at the lake today.
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- Oh, that's so romantic.
- I guess.
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But she specifically told us
not to go anywhere near them.
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So we're going to boat on the roads.
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So we're just plagiarizing them?
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It's not plagiarism. It's an homage.
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- Potato, po-tah-to.
- Let's give her a whirl.
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Bon voyage!
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Hello, Agent P. Doof has purchased
a ton of exercise equipment.
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Stair climbers, dumbbells,
smart bells, you name it.
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And he's been spotted around
town wearing...
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...athleisure wear.
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I mean, is it athletic
or is it leisure?
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Pick a lane.
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What's even more disturbing
is this infomercial Doof
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has been broadcasting. Hit play, Carl.
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Hitting play.
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Hate working out,
but also hate paying for it?
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Well, come on down to Doofnasium,
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where I will personally
motivate you to pump that iron for free.
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Check out these gains.
Thank you, Doofnasium.
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And guess what?
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You get all of this for four
easy payments of free.
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Zero. Zip. Nada dinero.
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And there's no cancellation fee
because you never have to cancel.
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But don't do it for me. Do it for them.
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♪ In the arms of a treadmill ♪
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Right now
there's an elliptical who needs you.
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{\an8}Don't you have some time
to spare for these poor lonely treadmills?
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I didn't save him. He saved me.
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Again, it's free.
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I can't wait to use you.
I mean, see you...
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At Doofnasium.
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{\an8}You should consult your doctor
before starting a new fitness program.
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Doofnasium bears no responsibility for...
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And it keeps going like that
for another 20 minutes.
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Get to the bottom of it, Agent P.
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- Should I turn it off, sir?
- No.
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It's disturbingly compelling.
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♪ Do you want to be strong as a tank? ♪
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♪ But you need a gym
That won't break the bank ♪
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♪ You'll sweat so much
That you'll really stink ♪
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♪ But when you see the results
You'll be sure to thank me ♪
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♪ When you come on down to Doofnasium ♪
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♪ Don't sit on the couch
And be a lazy bum ♪
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♪ If you want things that are crazy-ium ♪
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♪ Just come on down today ♪
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{\an8}♪ Your membership is free-sium ♪
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♪ We just want your energy-sium ♪
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♪ Don't make us beg you, please-ium ♪
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♪ You'll win back your fiancé
Who doesn't even deserve you ♪
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♪ Doofnasium ♪
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What can be better
than this? A beautiful day.
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- A delicious picnic.
- And a romantic boat ride.
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I can think of something better.
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Hey, Candace. Hey, Jeremy.
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Phineas and Ferb?
Oh, that is too bustable.
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Uh, Candace? Whoa.
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You guys are so busted.
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You can do it.
You're almost there.
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Keep breathing. She never loved you.
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Your gains are my gains. And squat.
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Ah, Perry the Platypus, it's you.
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At first I was like,
who is that scrawny wimp?
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But it was you. Start pedaling.
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It's leg day, people.
Leg day. Whoop-whoop!
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Oh, great, it's not working.
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Whoo-hoo!
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- We're losing them.
- We are not losing them.
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This chase is about to get real.
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Looks like we picked up
some gravel skiers.
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Looking good, guys.
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Ah, Jeremy, get my phone
out of my pocket and call my mom.
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Your mom?
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Not, oh, I don't know, the highway patrol?
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- Candace?
- Uh, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher?
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- Oh, Jeremy, is that you?
- Yes, ma'am.
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Tell mom
she has to bust the boys.
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Is that Candace I hear in the background?
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Yes, ma'am. She wants to, uh...
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Oh, I know what she wants.
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Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher,
Candace wants you to--
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So, Jeremy, how's your mother?
I haven't seen her in ages.
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Um, my mother is fine, thank you.
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Her hydrangeas look so good.
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Do you know what kind of fertilizer
she uses?
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- No, ma'am, but--
- Hydrangeas? Jeremy!
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Yes, it's almost full!
Come on, people! Ha-ha!
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I have the power!
Time to fire the end-all-be-allinator!
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I almost have too much power.
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Okay, that's enough. Wait, no!
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It's too much electricity!
It's gonna blow!
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Okay, gym's closed! That's it!
You're all buff enough!
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Stop, stop pedaling!
It's too much! It's too much!
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Idea! I'll plug in more appliances
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to use up the electricity, like this!
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This! This!
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Oh, come on.
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Ow!
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Can we not do this
on the treadmill?
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We're just generating more power.
Will you stop?
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- Listen to me!
- Hey, I think he's starting another class.
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- Cool, I'm in.
- Me too.
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Oh, career plans? Uh, probably
a couple years of community college...
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Jeremy, come on! The salon.
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Tell my mom she has to look
out the front window in ten seconds.
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Uh, look out the window
of the salon in ten seconds, ma'am.
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- Oh, alrighty.
- Ten!
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Nine, eight...
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Whoa! Ahhh!
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Not all my electricity!
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Curse your gains, Perry the Platypus!
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Two, one, now!
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Oh, who turned out the lights?
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Mom.
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Whoa!
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Uh-oh, looks like it's overloading.
Everyone, abandon ship!
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- You look fabulous.
- But, but, but, but, but.
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You move us down here because
you discovered an underground lake,
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but we have no way to get around on it.
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Did you think a boat
would just ooze out of the Earth's crust?
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{\an8}First, there was Football X-7.
Then, Hockey Z-9.
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{\an8}But there was an obvious
alphanumeric gap between them.
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{\an8}-So get ready for...
- Croquet Y-8!
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Huh, finally, the opportunity
for me to show off
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{\an8}my mad mallet skills!
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{\an8}If opportunity doesn't knock,
build a door.
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{\an8}Or a hoop with a portal.
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{\an8}Fine, but we're doing
Demolition Derby G-48 tomorrow.
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{\an8}Hey, you guys seen Perry?
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In the house.
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What's next? Stacy shows up
and asks, "What you doing?"
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Perry? Perry, where are you?
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There you are, my monotreme mon-amie.
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It's just a hat, Carl.
Why is it just a hat?
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- Do you think he's invisible?
- Then wouldn't his hat be floating?
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Or maybe he's a ghost.
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Well, the hat would
still be floating, right?
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They can't interact with
the material world, Carl.
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Use your head.
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All right, Jeremy.
Perry and I are all ears.
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I mean, we're not like all ears.
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I mean, imagine if we were all ears.
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Just covered in ears.
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Like, we can hear out of our elbows.
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Candace, you're weird.
So, what's the sitch?
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I need you and Perry for a summer school
project for college credit.
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It's a zoology course.
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Uh-huh, great.
A documentary about zoo college.
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It's a day in the life of an exotic animal
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and Perry is the most
exotic animal I know.
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So, it's you and me
documenting Perry all afternoon.
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- Great. Sounds like a plan. I'm in.
- Are you sure, Candace?
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Because it looks
like you may want to bust your brothers.
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No, no, no, no. I can multitask.
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I can bust the boys
while we document Perry.
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- No problem.
- Great.
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Just need some assistance
with this equipment from the car.
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You got it.
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Assistant slash producer slash
girlfriend at your service.
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All right, Perry, stay put. Don't do much.
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You know, like you usually don't do.
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Documenting Perry's life all afternoon.
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♪ Fake Perry ♪
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Places, people, places.
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All right, Perry.
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Let's do this!
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- Phew!
- Thank goodness you're here, Agent P.
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What kept you?
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Oh, you had to use an emergency Perry bot
as a decoy.
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Aren't you a little concerned, sir,
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about all the previous models
being recalled due to mechanical failure?
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I estimate you've got
about three hours, give or take,
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before your bot goes smoke,
boom, spaghetti.
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Great googly moogly!
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That would blow your cover
with your host family.
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I'll keep it brief. Doof is getting into
some farm-related shenanigans,
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and no good has ever come
from a mad scientist
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taking up animal husbandry.
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- Go get him, Agent P.
- In less than three hours.
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Three hours. Three hours.
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Carl, is that why I signed
an invoice for an echo machine?
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Machine? Machine?
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♪ We had Football X-7 and Hockey Z-9 ♪
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♪ We could have left it at that
And been perfectly fine ♪
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♪ But anyone with a little common sense ♪
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♪ Could see the gap
In our alphanumeric sporting events ♪
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♪ Croquet Y-8 ♪
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- ♪ Y-8, Y-8 ♪
- ♪ Croquet Y-8 ♪
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♪ It's time for us to demonstrate ♪
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♪ It's like croquet
But there are ways to differentiate ♪
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♪ Let me break it down
With an equipment roll call ♪
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♪ We've got oversize mallets
Pegs, wickets, and balls ♪
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{\an8}♪ Plus a few upgrades
That we just resolved ♪
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♪ Our core encryption's
All the way from here to City Hall ♪
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♪ Are you feeling lucky?
Are you feeling immortal? ♪
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♪ Watch us take shots
Through this quantum portal ♪
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♪ It's another dimension we can navigate ♪
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♪ And if you miss the peg
You can recalibrate ♪
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♪ It's better than
The original, no debate ♪
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♪ This is not croquet ♪
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♪ This is Croquet Y-8 ♪
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. ♪
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Welcome,
Perry the Plat--
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Off, off. I bet you're
wondering why I'm dressed
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as a traditional
Drusselstinian shepherd, right?
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Well, that's because sheep
are a part of my latest dastardly plan.
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Also, I've taken up knitting.
I made this adorable sweater for you.
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The stitching took twice
as long as the online tutorial
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said it would, but... It's a little big
on you, but we can fix that.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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There you go, much better.
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Now you look like an adorable
duck-billed baby.
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A trapped, adorable duck-billed baby.
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That's you. Coochie, coochie, coo.
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Ah, yes, the eternal question,
Perry the Platypus,
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do you even sheep, bro?
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When I was a lad,
I had trouble sleeping,
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so my parents told me to try
counting sheep,
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which is weird and not helpful.
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I mean, it's not as weird
as counting copper-topped whittling crabs
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to get rid of leg cramps,
but still, you get the idea.
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Granted, we had a lot of sheep
for accounting purposes,
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but it just never really worked for me.
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But counting sheep does work
for a lot of people.
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Hence, and behold,
the thing that you're already beholding,
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my Go-To-Sheep-Inator.
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Look at Perry the Platypus.
This is my favorite part.
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The inator rehydrates sheep
from a packet of dehydrated sheep
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{\an8}that I ordered off
of a Drusselstinian website.
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{\an8}Dehydrated sheep.
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Just add water and watch them grow.
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It's fun, it's easy, and profitable.
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My plan is to give everyone
all the sheep they can count,
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putting all of Danville to sleep,
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allowing me to take over the...
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What? What?
You're giving me that look?
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You no likey? You know, they can't all
be gems, Perry the Platypus.
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You really know
how to take the wind
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out of a guy's sails, you know that?
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Hey, buddy, no!
The scheme wasn't that bad!
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Hey, I knitted that!
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No fair! You distracted me
with implied criticism!
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Ah-ha! Count the sheep,
Perry the Platypus.
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Count the sheep and go to sleep.
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Count the sheep...
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Well, this is an unexpected escalation.
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Ride on, sheep boy!
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Ooh, and apparently,
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monotremes chitter every ten seconds.
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Mark that down.
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Oh, hungry little guy?
Let's get some footage of Perry eating.
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Candace?
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Gotta call Mom.
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Argh!
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Wait, where are they?
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Candace. Hey, Candace.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.
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- I need help finding his food.
- Oh, right. Food.
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Yeah, he likes that. I'm coming!
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Sorry, Jeremy. I got distracted.
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{\an8}I know. Let's up the production value.
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Come here, Perry. It's showtime.
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I've got this multitasking thing down.
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A well-balanced diet is vital
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to the health of any semi-aquatic mammal.
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I don't think he likes it.
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Do all platypi do that,
or is that a Perry thing?
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No, platypuses don't do much.
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Perry, wait up!
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Candace?
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You got this, Jeremy!
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Get back here!
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00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,722
Hey, Perry the Platypus,
did you know that the plural of sheep
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is also sheep? Isn't that boring?
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00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,900
What about sheeps,
or sheepuses, or sheeples?
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Have as many sheeples
as you want, Perry the Platypus,
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I can always make more!
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00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,918
Wait, wait, wait,
stop flocking towards me!
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00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,421
You're not supposed to flock
in such a spherical manner!
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Ow, Mom, ow! I'm, ow! Jeremy, ow!
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On the way, ow!
Are building, ow! Croquet, ow!
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Huh, this is behavior
we've never seen before.
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00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:43,808
Ow!
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00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,059
Uh, you okay there, hon?
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00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,936
Yeah, I mean, it's cool.
I got this, though.
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00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,438
Jeremy and I are working
on his Perry film project.
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00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,649
Also, the boys have a project
you should see.
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00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,567
Oh, did you say you were doing
a Perry movie?
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00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,320
This I have to see. I'm on my way.
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00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,446
Yes!
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00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,448
What?
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00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,575
Jeremy?
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00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,704
Oh, do all platypi emit smoke like this?
385
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,130
Hey, my sheep! My yarn!
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00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:18,007
My Inator!
387
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:21,095
Now, now, how is this
supposed to put anyone to sleep?
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00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,725
Oh, I see. Oh, I see.
You're re-dehydrating them. Okay, good.
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00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,935
Wait, but you missed this ball.
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00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,775
Well, all's wool that ends wool.
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00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:40,072
Wait, a little help?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
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Mom will be here any minute.
I can do it all!
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00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,624
I'm a multitasking master!
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00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:55,628
Ugh. Actually, I think this
multitasking thing is overrated.
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00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,506
It's too many taskings.
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00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,346
Croquet Y-8!
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00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,683
Croquet just needed
a few well-timed portals
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00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,852
and pyrotechnics. Who knew?
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00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:14,397
Ah! Sudden sheep!
And they're flocking this way!
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00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,941
Wow, that's a lot of sheep!
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00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,693
Seeing as there are 34 sheep
in the circumference,
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00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,069
if we calculate the sheep radius
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00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,363
multiplied by y divided by
three pi r squared,
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00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,201
- you would get...
- 589 sheep.
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00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,079
Candace, I think we got
some great footage.
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00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:34,250
Aww... And finally,
after a very exotic day,
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our monotreme takes
a moment to not do much.
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00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,631
Grabbing a well-earned cuddle
with everyone's favorite
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00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,510
hard-working assistant
slash producer slash girlfriend.
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00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,677
Oh, gotta charge my phone.
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00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,646
Yeah, Perry does this all the time.
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00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:58,734
Yeah, you said it, Perry.
There, there you are, Perry.
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00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,990
Two cutie-patooties.
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00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,535
All right, kids, everybody in for snacks.
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00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:11,037
Hey, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher,
you want to see the footage of Perry?
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00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,456
Ooh, absolutely. Come on, kids.
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00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:17,210
- And somebody wake up Baljeet.
- Ah! I'm up, I'm up.
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00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,546
I can't believe you bought
an entire sheep farm
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00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,005
and didn't think to get any sheep?
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00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,883
No, I ordered some.
421
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:27,387
No, not those.
They're being delivered this afternoon.
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00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:28,389
Oh.
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00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,981
{\an8}♪ Do you want to be strong as a tank? ♪
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00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,817
{\an8}♪ But you need a gym
That won't break the bank ♪
425
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,527
{\an8}♪ You'll sweat so much
That you'll really stink ♪
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00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:46,447
{\an8}♪ But when you see the results
You'll be sure to thank me ♪
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00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:50,368
{\an8}♪ When you come on down to Doofnasium ♪
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00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,037
{\an8}♪ Don't sit on the couch
And be a lazy bum ♪
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00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,665
{\an8}♪ If you want things that are crazy-ium ♪
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00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,376
{\an8}♪ Just come on down today ♪
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00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,170
{\an8}♪ Doofnasium ♪
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