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♪ There's a hundred
and four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves
creating nano-bots ♪
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- ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
- It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
painting a continent ♪
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- ♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
- Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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- ♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
- Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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Oh! Hi, Candace.
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How do you like
our scarecrow mech suits?
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Pretty cool, huh?
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I hate this time of year.
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Scarecrow race!
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Mom! Mom, Mom!
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Scooch, Perry. I'm on a bust.
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Mom. Mom!
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Hello, Agent P.
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Doof has apparently slept through
the day's opportunity for evil.
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- Very unlike him.
- Don't state the obvious, Carl.
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Anyhoo, better get over there
and give Doof a nudge,
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just to make sure he's still,
uh, you know, breathing.
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Candace, what are we-- Whoa!
Candace, slow down!
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This is it.
This is the one.
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Wait. Where are
the giant scarecrows?
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It turns out straw is not
a reliable building material.
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I told you we should have
made them out of bricks.
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Did those three pigs
teach us nothing?
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But-- But-- Ah, forget it.
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Sometimes it's just not
even worth that last "but."
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No, dear. Sometimes it's not.
Now get your butt into the car.
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Ah, Perry the Platypus!
Have I got a surprise for you!
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Okay, note to self.
Only use the Make-Bigger-Inator outside.
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You weren't supposed to get that big,
Perry the Platypus! Only like 20% bigger.
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Thank goodness
it was national Evacuate the City Day!
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Whoa! Perry, is that you?
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Wakey wakey, Perry the Platypus.
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Did you enjoy your
giant movie monster dream?
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Yes, yes, it was just a dream.
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I-- I'll explain.
Have you ever noticed
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that everyone always wants
to tell you their dreams?
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And they're so boring.
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They just go on and on
and on and on.
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And-- And there's
no character development.
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There's nothing
that's hooking me into the story.
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I'd rather just wait
for the movie.
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And, to that end, behold,
my Dream-Project-Inator.
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You'll never guess
what it does.
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It-- It projects
people's drea--
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I-I guess it's in the name.
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Oh, hey, Perry.
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Dad, I just woke up
from the weirdest dream.
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- I was driving--
- See?
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This is exactly what I was talking about.
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- Now, watch this.
- And there were these--
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Nuh-uh.
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Well, only one thing to do.
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♪ Ominous crack
in the darkness ♪
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♪ Echoing through the trees ♪
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♪ A yellow fowl
in the moonlight ♪
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♪ You gotta be kidding me ♪
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♪ Run or get plucked
You better be quick ♪
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♪ Dumb zombie duck
You crossed the wrong chick ♪
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♪ Mess with me if you dare
Blissfully unaware ♪
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♪ You're the one
who should be scared ♪
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♪ I'm your worst nightmare ♪
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Wow! Her violent nightmare
was a musical?
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My little girl is a pile
of contradictions, isn't she? What--
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Hey!
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Feathers.
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Ew! Baljeet, what did you do?
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I have discarded my limited physical form
like a useless appendix.
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I will free everyone
to create a mind-blowing utopia!
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Get back!
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Lower
paleolithic technology!
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- Aah!
- Take that!
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Come on! This way!
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Look out for the hypothalamus.
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How do you stop a brain?
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I've got it!
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Reality TV!
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{\an8}I'm not here to make friends.
I'm here for Chad.
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{\an8}I'm not here for you.
I'm here for Alexa.
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{\an8}No!
I am losing brain cells just watching it.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah, I'm definitely here
for the wrong reasons.
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- Brain freeze!
- No!
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Now, time for a brain storm!
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That's physically impossible!
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Join us. Join us!
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Not today,
you lousy brain bags.
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I'm home free!
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I always knew
it would end like this.
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Like, specifically like this.
Me being dragged off by the tentacles
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of giant, sentient brains
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that used to be my friends.
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Yep, bricks would have
been better.
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The saga
of the teenage girl warrior
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who rode human-mouthed horses.
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Human-mouthed horses!
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A girl, relentlessly chased
by a mysterious force hungering for her.
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Torn from her true love
by fate's cruel machinations.
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Sorry, Candace,
I have a shift at the Slushy Targaryen.
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On a quest to bring to justice
the scourge of her life:
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the brothers
of House Flynn-Fletcher,
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who get to do whatever they want
and never getteth in trouble,
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ever!
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My brothers are
the worst thing there is.
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Hey, Candace! Apple?
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No, no, no. They're not
such bad little fellas.
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It's not fair.
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That tech won't be invented
for hundreds of years.
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She's gonna call...
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Mom!
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Coming, Candace.
Hold on. Just a sec.
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Uh-oh.
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The mysterious force!
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Almost there.
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I don't see anything, Candace.
Oh, look, a pony!
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Ow!
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You should see my nightmares.
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Maybe a little midnight snack
will put me back to sleep.
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Ah! I know I shouldn't
eat those before the sale tomorrow.
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Totally worth it.
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What's happening?
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It's the cupcakes.
The cupcakes!
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But all I did was sneak
one tiny, little cupcake.
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You never open a box
before the sale, Isabella!
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Never.
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- Mmm.
- All right, ladies.
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Looks like there's
only one solution.
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Who's hungry?
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Wow, we are shooting out a lot more
Random-Inator blasts than usual.
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Your personal best, sir.
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Mom, Mom, Mom.
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Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
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No, no. No, thank you.
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A parking ticket?
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{\an8}That's it. I'm taking over!
Dino-alien robots, deploy!
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Finally, I am the
Grand-Taker-Over.
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It's better than I've dreamed,
ironically, and-- Oh, oh!
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And I've got a little hat
and everything.
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♪ It starting like no one's ever seen ♪
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♪ You have frightening
swarms of ducklings coming through... ♪
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♪ ...looking for a fight ♪
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♪ Never know what we'll find ♪
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♪ Won't you take it to the chorus,
all right ♪
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♪ Tell your momma
it's a dreamscape ♪
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What the-- Oh, no!
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Dream creatures are coming
out of the screen.
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How is this happening? Whoa.
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There's a platypus
controlling me.
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Yes, Giant Perry!
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Get him! Crush him!
Yes.
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Gesundheit,
Perry the Platypus.
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{\an8}- It's like we're all little wishes.
- Whoo-hoo!
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{\an8}I feel alive! So alive! Whee!
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{\an8}These dandelion sky pods
are fantastic, Baljeet. Come on up.
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{\an8}Just give me a moment
to add the last bit of our growth formula.
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{\an8}Oh, no. Did I just miss them?
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They should come back down
in approximately 11 minutes.
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Darn, I really
need their help.
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Ooh, my blueprint-sensors
are tingling.
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- What is that?
- It's an invention idea I have.
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Flying unicycles!
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And I would love it if they could be
powered by raw vegetables.
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Huh! If you convert the
basal molecules into
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an adenosine
triphosphate engine,
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it might be
theoretically possible.
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Oh, wow. You came up
with that on your own?
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Oh, yes.
I can help you, Irving.
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I might just be the
unsung intellectual giant of the group.
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Are you telling Irving about how you're
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the unsung intellectual giant
of the group?
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Well, I am.
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Well, I'd love to have your help
making this into an actual prototype.
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Maybe I could impress
Phineas and Ferb.
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I admire your assertiveness,
Irving.
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Or should I say,
"My new protégé"?
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Aye aye, Professor Baljeet.
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- I know what we're going to--
- Say less.
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Sorry, Agent P.
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I was cleaning your lair and forgot to
move your chair back.
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You know how Agent P
feels about his chair--
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Carl, where's my chair?
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I had to clean
your area too, sir.
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Curse your
furniture-based shenanigans, Carl.
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Doof has done something
to alter local gravity,
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so you should go check it out.
Bye bye.
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Carl, you and I need to have a talk.
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Every day, I stress out trying to bust
those guys. But every day, I fail.
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It's like the universe is punishing me
for bringing attention to it.
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But what if
I play it cool?
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Maybe then the mysterious force
won't yank the rug out from under me.
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I'm gonna play hard to get.
First, the perfect blase fit.
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Step one to a more blase bust.
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If I care, I mean, and I don't.
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Blase.
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.! ♪
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Ah, Perry the Platypus!
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Step into my orbit
and be my satellite, permanently!
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Behold, my
Kind-of-a-Big-Deal-Inator!
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You see, my ex-wife
always says,
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"Heinz, the world doesn't revolve
around you," which I got to thinking,
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"What if it did?"
So, I created this gravity vest.
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These planets just coalesced
from, I don't know,
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pencil shavings
and dust and skin flakes,
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whatever was lying around,
which at first was sort of cool,
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but now it's becoming
a bit of a problem, Perry the Platypus.
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Look, I quickly realized
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that being the center of the universe
isn't really all it's cracked up to be.
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Dad,
one of your planets just stole my jacket.
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It's okay, honey.
It's on an orbit.
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It'll come back around.
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It's not all about you.
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♪ I'm the center of the universe ♪
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♪ Everything revolves around me ♪
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♪ I'm the center of the universe
'cause I make my own gravity ♪
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♪ I may be the sun but I'm over the moon
I got so much solar flare ♪
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♪ The stars are aligned
All my planets in tune ♪
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♪ But now I'm shining so bright
I think there's too much glare ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm the center
of the universe ♪
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And it's not as fun
as it used to be. It's not.
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♪ I'm the center of the universe ♪
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♪ And it's collapsing
all around me, literally ♪
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♪At first I felt like
a bright supernova ♪
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♪ I thought that that
would never grow old ♪
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♪ But now the shine's worn off
and the novelty's over ♪
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♪ And I'm starting to feel
like a big black hole ♪
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♪ I'm the center of the universe ♪
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♪ I'm being orbited by all this debris ♪
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♪ I'm still the center
of the universe ♪
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♪ And I don't really want to be ♪
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Somebody, help me!
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♪ I don't really want to be ♪
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Somebody, help me, please!
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Being casual, so casual.
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No vested interests
whatsoever.
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00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,082
Time to catch up
on my correspondence.
251
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,961
And thank you to you, Candace,
for being so good at being so laid-back,
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00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:47,215
and not caring about all of the whatever
the boys are doing right now.
253
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,842
Whatever it is they're doing,
flying through the air.
254
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,928
Apropos of nothing.
255
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:53,554
I wonder what Mom is doing.
256
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,764
I could just call her,
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you know, slowly and casually.
258
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:05,608
She always calls right before
the best part of the song.
259
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,902
Yes, dear.
What can I do for you?
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Oh, hi, Mom. How are you?
Oh, that's neat.
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I was
just wondering if you'd
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care to come home
at your leisure,
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if that's convenient
for you or not.
264
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,619
You know, totes chill.
265
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,538
Uh, are you feeling
okay, dear?
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00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,748
Definitely.
Just, you know, taking it easy
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00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:23,626
and not being interested
in anything the boys may or may not,
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00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:27,255
mayhaps be participating
in or thereabouts, casually.
269
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:29,173
Your even tone
and relaxed phone manner,
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00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,051
while unsettling, are a real
welcome change of pace, dear.
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00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,053
I'm indifferent to that.
272
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,555
Honestly, I'm kind of
done here.
273
00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:38,850
I was just sitting in my car
at the taco shop because I like the smell.
274
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:40,768
Ah!
275
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,603
See you next time, Luis.
276
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,356
Next time, maybe you
could buy something.
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00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:48,192
Oh, good. She's coming home.
That's fine. I'm good and fine.
278
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,902
Reading, reading.
279
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:02,039
Look-- Looks like their orbits
are tightening faster than I thought.
280
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,083
Maybe-- Maybe
we should wrap this up.
281
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,044
I'm just feeling a little claustrophobic,
is what I'm saying.
282
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:11,132
It's-- It's-- Okay.
A little too close for comfort.
283
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,718
Oh, boy! Is it getting
hot in here,
284
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:16,762
or is it just this thermonuclear puffy
vest strapped to my person?
285
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,515
Uh, maybe-- Perry the Platypus?
286
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:24,145
Could you give me a little,
eensy weensy, itty bitty cup of water?
287
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,605
I'm just so hot in the--
288
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:28,774
Okay,
this is getting weird.
289
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,111
I guess I didn't understand the--
the literal gravity of the situation.
290
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,991
I think I'm just gonna hit
the self-destruct button on--
291
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:38,159
Oh, no. Oh, no, my arm!
292
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,368
Bad planet!
293
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,000
Help me,
Perry the Platypus! Help!
294
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:50,505
We have made real progress
here today, my young Padawan.
295
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:52,006
Thank you, Mr. Baljeet, sir!
296
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,799
Finally, we have been
able to harness
297
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,677
the energy in raw vegetables
to power the unicycle.
298
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,179
But how will we make it fly?
299
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,933
Hold on. That reminds me of something
that was made by Phineas and Ferb.
300
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,101
And me!
301
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,561
And just what are those?
302
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:11,484
I'm making a complete log of every one of
Phineas and Ferb and your inventions.
303
00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:14,820
- That is creepy.
- And thorough!
304
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,906
The Blender-Copter. Of course!
305
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:20,034
Those cloud milkshakes
brought all the boys to the yard,
306
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,410
and Isa, too.
307
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,955
If we used the rotating blades
as a propulsion unit...
308
00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:25,457
...it might actually work.
309
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,167
Huh! I had not noticed that.
310
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,711
I acknowledge your
accomplishment with limited praise
311
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,047
as an emotionally-restrained
mentor.
312
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:35,634
Let us do this!
313
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,427
And the cherry on top.
314
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,680
Ooh, here goes something.
315
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,932
Hey, Candace, check it out.
316
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,642
- What we're doing is fun!
- Whee!
317
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:47,521
Uh-huh. I'm totally neutral
about what you're doing there.
318
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,773
You're so close, Candace.
319
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,150
Don't cave now.
The mysterious force is watching.
320
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,027
So, as long as you
stay cool and casual.
321
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,572
Come. This way.
322
00:19:57,573 --> 00:20:00,783
Casually... Mom!
Here we go.
323
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,160
Just walk with me.
324
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,329
Sure, hon.
325
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:12,044
Mom. Glad you're here to see
the unique tint of our house paint.
326
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,379
Taste that with your eyes.
327
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,465
- Did you notice how sour-color it is?
- I never really noticed that.
328
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,552
No. But, honey, don't you want me to
look at the backyard to see--
329
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:22,847
No, no, no. Not when the height of
the front lawn is so sublime.
330
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,140
Whee!
331
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:26,267
Wow, sounds like
the kids are having fun.
332
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,936
I'm so neutral.
So whatever.
333
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:32,398
But these bumps in the asphalt,
so wonderfully avant-garde.
334
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,402
Anyway! Maybe, let's,
like, go inside.
335
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,155
Or we could just go in
through the backyard for no reason.
336
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:40,699
None at all, even.
337
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:46,329
Perry the Platypus! Would you
mind hitting the self-destruct button?
338
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,582
I think my shoulders
have to make a big bang.
339
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,727
Thank you, Perry the Platypus.
340
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:12,064
You're the center
of my universe.
341
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,610
Everyone inside for pie.
342
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,450
Come on!
We can just catch them.
343
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,087
But, but, but--
344
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,883
Blase is a total bust.
345
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:44,345
Bust, bust, bust.
346
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,389
Let it all out, honey.
347
00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:48,766
I'm relieved the other shoe
has finally dropped.
348
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,601
And you're right.
It is a little sour.
349
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:51,937
We should repaint the house.
350
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:58,902
The invention got taken away.
351
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:02,405
My invention got taken away,
352
00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:06,492
just like Phineas and Ferb--
and Baljeet's-- always does.
353
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:07,577
And Baljeet's?
354
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:08,744
I helped.
355
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,746
How amazing is that?
356
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,249
I'm gonna go get started
on my next invention
357
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,043
so that invention
can get taken away, too!
358
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,754
Just like my heroes'
inventions do!
359
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:21,799
Ya-hoo!
360
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,050
Ow!
361
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,511
What was that all about?
362
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,347
Yeah, the gate's right there.
363
00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:37,106
{\an8}♪ I think that this is a crime
When you're stuck in the drive-thru ♪
364
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:40,109
{\an8}♪ And you're waiting in line
And the guy comes on the speaker ♪
365
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:41,694
{\an8}♪ And he asks if you are eager ♪
366
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:44,363
{\an8}♪ For the burger and the fries
that you already ordered ♪
367
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,782
{\an8}♪ Just give me the food
Just give me the food ♪
368
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,952
{\an8}♪ 'Cause you're hungry and you're tired
and you're not in the mood ♪
369
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:52,163
{\an8}♪ Just give me the food
Just give me the food ♪
370
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:55,333
{\an8}♪ 'Cause you're hungry and you're tired
and you're not in the mood ♪
371
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:57,668
{\an8}♪ But he tells you
that you'll just have to wait ♪
372
00:22:57,669 --> 00:23:00,339
{\an8}♪ There are three cars
ahead of you but it's getting late ♪
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