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♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

- ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪ - ♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

- Hey! - ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots ♪

- ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ - It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

- ♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ - Phineas!

♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff ♪

♪ To do before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us ♪

♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us ♪

♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence.

I gotta hand it to you, Buford.

I had my doubts,

but the design specs are promising.

I know what we're gonna do today.

Build a bread bowl--

Mom?

Where are you guys--

We're coming back, right?

My wedding ring! It slipped off down the drain.

Glad we installed a tracking chip after the llama incident.

I can see it right here, darling.

Just need to give it a little-- Oh dear.

I know what we're actually gonna do today.

Find mom's ring!

Ah, mail from the old country.

Vanessa, it's for you.

"Congratulations, due to your upcoming 17th birthday

you are now eligible for Drusselstinian citizenship."

Oh, my little girl is all grown up.

This is so exciting, Vanessa.

I'll look for flights.

Everything you've told me about the old country was terrible.

Why would you go back?

It would be good for you toIt would be good your roots.

Who knows, you might even come back with your own tragic backstory!

Hmm. I guess you're right. Maybe deeply depressed

generational trauma could be fun.

I am curious about our culture.

Yes! Pack your bags.

We're going to Gimmelshtump, baby.

Wow, who knew one single family home

needed such an extensive drainage system?

What's up with this redacted area?

- Look! - Y our mom's ring.

Hmm, It looks like it went down a wrong pipe

and detoured deep into the Earth's crust.

Time to get digging.

Poor mom and her ring.

It's a day off from busting at least.

Is that earthquake? Is everyone okay?

Where's Perry?

Congratulations Agent P,

you've won an all expense paid trip to--

Drum roll please...

Gimmelshtump.

And by a totally unrelated coincidence,

Doofenshmirtz will be there. Keep an eye on him.

That was no earthquake.

That was Phineas and Ferb.

Whoa!

What?

Take this off. Where am I?

Whoa!

Carl, we don't know where that goes.

- Uh... I panicked. - Well, she'll probably be fine.

She's made of sturdy stuff.

They built an airport in Drusselstein.

They used to just kick us out midflight.

I'll just hail a horse if I can--

Huh?

Oh, they have ridesharing and cell service.

Thank goodness.

- Where to? - The embassy. Thanks.

Sweet ride.

Wow, it's all so different.

When did change become legal here?

This place doesn't seem so bad, Dad.

It sounded like Gimmelshtump needed a change.

You're here for your citizenship test?

Name please?

Doofenshmirtz.

Heinz or Vanessa?

- Heinz? - I'll take that.

My parents didn't show up to my birth, so I'm not technically a citizen.

I never completed my citizenship test

when I was your age.

So I'm doing it now is what I'm saying.

I was able to complete wrangling a pig

and the Humiliating Stumblegimp Dance of Contrition.

But I couldn't do the generational

kickball thing, 'cause my parents don't show up for things.

Anyway, honey, I must enthusiastically warn you

of how daunting and uncomfortable these tests will be.

Truly traumatizing.

But you'll do great, sweetie.

I can feel my back story building already.

Phineas and Ferb!

Where am I?

Our surface-dwelling savior!

We're saved!

I've already been the Queen of Mars.

I don't need to be the monarch of mole people.

Mole people don't take rejection well!

Get her!

Wow, talk about needy.

Candace?

How'd you get down here?

I have no idea.

Hop on! The mole people startle easily.

But they will be back and in greater numbers.

I bet right about now that hot tub doesn't sound so bad, does it?

Kicking off the citizenship test is Vanessa Doofenshmirtz!

Look at her hug that hog. Aw.

Next up is the Dance of Contrition.

And look at her raise the roof.

This is all wrong!

It says the Humiliating Dance of Contrition

is now 85% less humiliating.

How would they even calculate that?

Sure, it's a little different, but I kinda like it.

No, no, no. I want you to hate it like I did.

Tragedy builds character.

Come on. You want culture from the old country,

you go to the old people. Note?

"Heinz, in preparation for your arrival,

we've taken a vacation till further notice.

Give our love to 'Nessa. Please don't call. Mom. "

Dad?

Vanessa, you should just go, you know, hang with your new friends.

No, no, it's okay. I can stay with you.

But I feel... I feel a big emotional bit coming on.

Maybe even a power ballad.

Ah. In that case, I'll just leave you to it.

♪ When I was just a lad in this dingy little room ♪

♪ All I felt was sadness, doom and also gloom ♪

But here's my very first Inator.

Hey, look, I made this thing.

♪ It didn't really make me greater ♪

♪ But it made me want to sing ♪

♪ Take me back to the bad old days ♪

♪ When people walked around with a sad malaise ♪

♪ And everything smelled vaguely like mayonnaise ♪

♪ Just take me back to the bad old days ♪

♪ When I was all alone ♪

♪ All dressed up like a gnome ♪

♪ I had to stand still like a stone ♪

♪ It was super awful, but it feels like home ♪

♪ If she could only see ♪

♪ That all this pain and tragedy ♪

♪ Is a big, big part of my identity ♪

♪ It's really just what makes me me ♪

♪ She'd say, "Take it back-- ♪

If Vanessa could only see this place

for what it truly is,

she would finally hate it

and thus benefit from that hate, like me!

I can make an Inator to make things the way they used to be.

And then Vanessa can have her own back stories.

So what are you guys doing down here anyway?

Looking for mom's ring.

And it looks like it's right behind this rock.

Let's get to chipping.

I wanna get back up to bust you.

Step aside.

Candace, take it easy!

This type of sediment is unstable!

Mom's ring! I found it!

Ha ha! Got it!

Um...

The good news is we found Mom's ring.

Bad news is we broke the drill bit,

- so... - We're trapped.

- Not it! - For what?

At some point the food will run out

and we will be forced to make difficult decisions.

What?

We were all thinking it!

Behold, my downgrade-inator.

Pothole...

Potato snacks...

This is a small batch handcrafted farm to table--

Goat food.

Ha! This is more like it.

This is my Gimmelshtump.

Wait till Vanessa sees this--

Oh, Perry the Platypus, enjoying the sights?

Oh look, it's the kickball field.

And Vanessa.

Time out, Perry the Platypus, for emotional reasons.

Look, look at my 'Nessa.

She's having fun in Drusselstein.

I never had that.

It's nice to see.

Ladies and gentlemen,

line up for the generational kickball passage.

Grab your loving and supportive parent and make them proud.

My parents were never there for my kickball moment.

But you know what? I'm gonna be there for Vanessa.

Take us down.

Now, you must kick the ball to you

and you, you must kick it back to you.

This completes the test.

Oops! There goes our entire city's water supply

right down our bottomless pit.

Congrats!

Just like that you and you are Drusselstinian citizens.

I'm a citizen! Just like you.

Way to go, Dad.

Maybe a little change can be good.

That's why I moved as far from here as I possibly could.

Danville.

Thank you, Perry the Platypus.

It hurts less when you're a citizen.

We'll have to join the mole people. I'll become their ruler.

And you guys my underlings.

- Everybody get in! - Oh, goodness!

What's going on out here?

Oh, my ring!

Thank you!

Actually, Candace found it.

Oh, it looks like you boys have beaten me to it.

Good on ya, lads.

Drill, underground, mole people!

Candance, why are you so filthy?

But... but... but...

Well, that certainly has a familiar ring to it.

Nothing?

Nobody gets me.

You know what people take for granted.? The sounds of the summer,

the way ice crackles in a cold beverage,

and bees buzzing on their busy way.

The chirping of the summer birds--

Maybe they're acting up today.

Ugh. I should've known better. I'll call you back, Stacy.

A little Buford's telling me the boys are up to something.

Cawa pilala! Cawa pilala! Cawa pilalala!

I do not think that is what they sound like.

What's with the weird noises?

Hey, Candace!

We're hoping to see the mockmacaws as they pass through Danville.

- Mockma who now? - Yeah. Mockmacaws!

Rare migratory birds that can camouflage themselves

with their color-changing plumage.

They can also copy sounds and voices and stuff.

Genetically speaking, they fall somewhere between

parrots and chameleons.

Whatever. Bird calls is a new low for you guys.

Right below the bookshelf.

Call me when you have something actually bustable.

Maybe we should have told her about macaw mansion.

Funny.

None of the ladies in your family like to look up.

Ooh. Maybe we should build a Perry palace next.

Hey, where is Perry?

Agent P, Doofenshmirtz has bought up all of the bug spray

in the Tri-State Area.

It could be that he's just hosting a little summer soiree.

That would mean a bunch of evil scientists in one place.

Conclusion, he must be up to something nefarious.

You know what to do, Agent P.

Hey Carl, how many people have RSVP'd to my barbecue?

- One. - Is that including you?

Yes.

So none.

Don't judge yourself for this.

This is not a measure of you as a man.

Psst! Down here.

Perry the Platypus. I'm glad you're here.

Let me catch you up via monologue.

I've gotten into home gardening,

you know, fruits and veggies.

The garden was doing well,

and it even attracted a colony of praying mantises.

All female. Go figure.

Vanessa got me this book of facts about them.

See, naturally prey on garden pests.

Mantis fact!

Now's our chance!

Anyway, I had a lot of pests

so I decided to make the mantises bigger,

using my ultragrow-inator.

I would behold it, but I left it on the balcony.

The Inator has a reverse switch,

but there's an entire army of giant mantises in the way.

So you've got to help me, Perry the Platypus.

It's the only way to defeat them.

- Phineas? - Up here.

Is all this worth it just to spot some dumb birds?

Yes. Yes, it is.

The only photo is this one where they camouflaged themselves as a sasquatch.

Then we'll get the first photo of one uncamouflaged!

Everyone got their cameras ready?

Ferb, turn on the vacancy sign!

We're open for business.

♪ Welcome to our bird mansion ♪

♪ Just fly on in, rest your wings ♪

♪ Relax, tell us how you been ♪

♪ It's four stories high with a bird elevator ♪

♪ The penthouse has its own movie theater ♪

♪ You want refreshments? Just ring the waiter ♪

♪ I didn't sign up for this ♪

♪ Man, don't be a hater ♪

♪ If you've got wings, a beak and feathers ♪

♪ There's no better place to get together ♪

♪ Here's a satin perch so you can rest your talons ♪

♪ We got gourmet birdseed by the gallon ♪

♪ If you are goose, a chicken a penguin or a duck ♪

♪ Just come on in, 'cause we don't discriminate ♪

♪ Welcome to our bird mansion ♪

♪ Where the beat goes boom ♪

♪ Make yourself at home, we've got plenty of room ♪

- ♪ Antique mirrors ♪ - ♪ Wall to wall newspaper ♪

♪ Check out this topiary, got a great landscaper ♪

♪ A parakeet, a seagull a cockatoo, a parrot ♪

- ♪ There's a gold birdbath ♪ - ♪ 24 carat ♪

♪ We got blueprints for a planned expansion ♪

♪ It's already super fly, it's a big bird mansion ♪

The mockmacaws are here,

but they camouflage when I try to take their picture.

I thought there was more furniture here than I remembered.

Seriously, birdwatching is so lame.

I had such a good feeling about busting today, too.

A giant birdhouse?

How could I have missed it?

- Mom! - Yes, Candace. What is it?

Follow me outside and be prepared to look up.

We should study up, Perry the Platypus. It's like they say, "Know, thy enemy."

I don't know who says that.

But look, mantises have long necks,

triangular heads, and bulging eyes.

Ooh! Kind of like me!

Mantis fact!

Did you know that mantises are the only insect that can see in 3D?

Mantis fact!

Look, my Inator.

Ugh, the battery's dead.

Ooh, Perry the Platypus,

try my homegrown rhubarb.

Here, I'll break you off a piece.

Did you know that they're the only insect

that can turn their head 180 degrees?

Mantis fact!

Oh, just like that. See?

Oh, I can't stop snapping so loudly

when I say "Mantis fact."

Huh?

Oh, uh... oh!

Well, this is so sudden, but...

but yes, a thousand times yes.

And now that I've married into the family,

I can use this mantis army to take over

the entire Tri-State Area!

Ladies, trap Perry the Platypus!

Ah-ha, see that? That's called karma.

You do good and the universe pays you back

with a whole lot of evil. Right, honey?

A bird mansion? Well, that's certainly something new.

Just stop painting that vintage carousel horse and come see.

How thoughtful!

They're even going to feed me before we take over the Tri-State Area.

Okay, but you're supposed to bring the food out on the platter.

It's okay. We'll work on that part.

Hey, what was that for?

Um, wait. Mantises eat their husbands?

Mantis fact!

One of my recurring nightmares is being served as dinner.

So this is weirdly familiar to me.

Ah!

They're so good at camouflage.

They must have slipped past us.

Wait. Look, up in the tree.

I can't get a clear shot.

- Buford! - What? I thought I'd shake things up.

Oh yes. Shake things up.

Well, that's weird.

Shake things up.

Mom, look, it's the bird mansion.

It's right there.

Mom. You're looking right at it.

- Wait, you can see it? - Yes, Candace.

You mean for once you actually are seeing what the boys built?

My busting dream has finally come true?

Today be-eth "The Day"?

Yes, Candace.

Oh, no!

It's one of those stupid birds.

It's two of those stupid birds.

Mantis facts are a lot less fun

when your life is on the line, huh?

Ah, if only I had a battery.

But there's so many mantises between me and the bottom drawer in my kitchen.

Excellent! Thank you, Perry The Platypus,

Houston, it's happening again.

I don't have very good aim.

Phew!

Take my advice, Perry the Platypus,

stay single as long as you can.

If only we could get them down here somehow.

I'm Buford.

Let's try solving our problems with brute strength.

Oh, I'm Baljeet,

and I am being real judgy today.

Real judgy.

They're mockmacaws.

They love it when we mock each other.

Oh, we can use that.

I'm Buford, and I like to eat bugs.

Mmm. You know it.

Check out my Ferb.

That sounds just like Ferb.

I'm Phineas and my head doesn't make any biological sense.

It's like listening to a mirror.

Ooh. Hold still, Isabella.

I think I can get you in the shot, too.

Not so threatening now that you're back to your normal size, are you?

Good thing I appreciate irony.

No feathers this time? Come on!

What does that even mean?

Come on, come on. Big me again. Big me!

Mom! Look!

Huh?

Oh, I forgot to hit reverse,

so it just made me even smaller.

Wait. Hold on.

Shouldn't we at least try couples counseling first?

Well, I wouldn't call it giant.

Great job, boys.

This deserves pie.

But... but... but...

I think our feathered friends have finally departed.

So, did you get the photo?

Oh, no!

It must have camouflaged itself as me

right before the flash went off.

Sorry, Isabella.

I really thought I had it.

It's okay, Phineas.

I still appreciate all the help.

And something tells me I'm gonna treasure this photo even more.

You've got to believe me.

There were color-changing, voice-copying birds

hiding the boy's invention the whole time.

I believe.

Wait a second.

Not you too, Perry! You can't all be birds!

What's happening!

What is even real?

No! No!

Caw! Caw, caw, caw!

I am so tired.

The jetlag is really hitting me now.

I just...

I should probably get up.

This floor is just so comfortable.

Is this pine?

Two more minutes, that's all.