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♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

- Hey! - ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots ♪

- ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ - It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you see, there's a lot of stuff to do ♪

♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us ♪

♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us ♪

♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Come on. You'll never believe it.

Phineas and Ferb made the world's biggest banana cream...

...pie.

But-- But-- But-- But--

If you need me, I'll be in the house.

But, and I mean this in the nicest way possible,

don't need me.

Another day, another ridiculous, humiliating failure.

So, what do we do with all these banana peels?

My wrist is still hurting from peeling 387 bananas.

And my eyes hurt from watching you do it.

Hey! What if we grew a giant banana,

and made a giant peeler,

so we only have to peel once?

Sounds like somebody wants more pie. Let's do it!

Oh! Um, you're just walking in normally today.

It's just, I, uh-- I don't have much to report.

I was kinda hoping a cool lair entrance would eat up a little time.

Our intel reveals that Doofenshmirtz isn't, uh, up to, well,

anything today, which is--

I guess just stand by in case he does do something.

I told you this meeting could just be an email.

You could just be an email, Carl.

Jeremy was supposed to be here 15 minutes ago. C learly he blew me off.

No one in the world has it worse than me.

- That's a bit of an exaggeration. - Sorry.

I forgot I was on the phone.

Okay, okay, okay. In the whole world,

maybe one or two have it worse.

But definitely in Danville,

no one has it worse than me.

Keep dancing, Jeremy. These Slushy Dawgs aren't gonna sell themselves!

But it's so hot out here, and you made me work a double shift!

I had no choice. Jordan is in the hospital with heat stroke.

- Now keep dancing! - I need to rethink my career.

- Gotta explain to Candace why I'm late. -

Ooh! Fresh air. What a relief to be free again.

Jeremy?

Hello?

Jeremy?

Is this a butt dial?

He's out getting food without me!

Forget it!

Worst life ever.

No, no, no, no!

Oh, what was that?

And why did it look like Candace?

If that's you, Perry the Platypus, I'm not doing anything evil. I--

That's definitely not Perry the Platypus.

If you-- If you plan to eat me,

I'm all gristle. I'm very gamey!

I'm not good at all!

I think I lost it.

Jeremy?

Something jumped on me and started swallowing me whole,

- and it kinda looked like you. - What?

I got away, but something is out there.

Candace, hey. Want a ride?

Buckle up.

I can't understand you when you mutter, Candace. Candace?

- Candace! - "Candace."

Oh, Mom's here. But let me get you a blanket.

No blanket, huh?

No blanket. I'm Candace.

- Uh, okay. - No blanket.

Candace, are you all right?

Get away from him, you freak!

Stop it!

Help me, Jeremy!

Help me, Jeremy.

Wait, help who? Which one is which?

Are you kidding me?

Two Candaces. Only one is real.

You gotta help me!

Wow, it's like seeing double.

That one looks strangely familiar.

But which Candace is the real Candace?

- I am! - I am!

Did you try kissing both of 'em?

What? That's what I'd do. Heck, I'll do it right now!

No one's kissing anybody.

- Your loss. - There must be some indisputable way

- to determine which is the real-- - Phineas, Ferb!

You did this! With some kind of--

I-I don't know, and I don't care. You two are so busted.

- That's her. - Plus, the other one is six feet tall!

It's a Candace suit!

How weird!

- I am outta here! - Beatrice!

What's it doing here and how is it alive?

Yeah. I don't remember imbuing the suit with the gift of life.

I think I'd remember that.

- Get off her! - Stop!

Hey, not Isabella!

It's an abomination.

Hey! Let's not be too hasty with Beatrice. Run, Beatrice, run!

We've got to stop her before she attacks someone else!

♪ I don't know where to begin ♪

♪ I guess it's just the age-old tale ♪

♪ Of chasing a sentient latex skin ♪

♪ Down a boulevard Hot on its trail ♪

♪ You know we got to catch her ♪

♪ She's a no-good body snatcher ♪

♪ She's all skin, no bone ♪

♪ Candace Flynn's demented clone ♪

♪ All skin, no bone ♪

♪ You don't wanna be caught alone ♪

♪ With the Candace Suit ♪

♪ She's the Candace Suit ♪

♪ She's the Candace Suit ♪

Gotcha!

Your reign of terror ends now!

There can be only one Candace.

- Where's Beatrice? - Candace cornered her in the alley.

Is she okay?

You killed her! You monster!

- Don't touch me! - Come on, gang.

Guess we ought to get back to the banana peeler.

A perfect fit.

You seem so different today, honey.

But in a good way. Usually you'd be trying to bust the boys by now.

You guys are so busted.

Go fish!

Candace, you okay?

Me gonna help the boys.

Jeremy, where'd you go? I'm Candace.

Oh, uh, Candace. Uh, come on over.

Now! The banana peeler!

But it was fitting her so well.

How did you know it was her?

She said she was going to "help" the boys.

Does that sound like Candace to you?

- Sure doesn't. - It does not.

Uh, I-- It-- Attacked-- Trapped...

Finish her!

Stop! Knock it off. She's a semi-sentient, rubber, living thing.

And who are we to take her life away?

Well, he may have a point.

What is it saying?

It's okay. I can speak a little Candace Suit.

I'll do my best to translate.

"My first memory is waking up, alone and limp and cold.

I was an empty shell, literally."

You got that from...

It's all in the intonation!

"I tried filling myself with a raccoon.

I stumbled through the world, seeking connection,

but found only fear and scorn.

I was so confused, until I saw my own reflection.

- I was a monster." -

"I tried filling myself with garbage.

I tried everything to cage my appearance, to fit in."

"But nothing worked...

until I tried a human host."

"I only wanted a life, friends, family.

And when I saw your life, Candace, I saw you had everything anyone could want.

I didn't want to give that up."

She's right. I've been taking my life for granted.

Sorry for wanting to destroy you.

Beatrice, no!

You got to stop doing that. You're making this so hard.

Now what do we do with her?

- All right. Step aside. - We're not using the flamethrower.

She deserves to live out a full life.

- Not my life. Her own life. - You're right, but where?

We need to put her somewhere far, far away,

where she can't hurt anyone.

Wait a minute! Okay, stay with me on this.

She's empty and all alone in this world, right?

Well, I know someone else who's empty and all alone.

This is it.

I've never felt so seen.

Candace Suit and Klimpaloon the Magical Old-Timey Bathing Suit

have the same last name.

Perhaps they are "suited" for each other after all.

- Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! - Hmm.

Well, if you're not paying attention, we're having...

- chocolate donuts for dinner. - Sounds good.

Ah, don't distract her, Candace.

She was up all night trying to finish this book for her book club.

But if we're having donuts, let's get the glazed ones too. Ha!

Linda Flynn-Fletcher!

- Samantha Sweetwater! And hello, Adyson. - Hi!

Samantha, I know our book club meets tomorrow, but...

The Lengthiest and Most Thorough Adventures of Lord Ramblington

is really long, and I don't think I can finish it.

Oh, there's always a way, Linda. Take me for instance.

I just love to sit outside on my reading hammock and get lost in the pages.

You just need to focus. The book is down here.

- I feel terrible saying this-- - Do it!

But I've always suspected Samantha doesn't read the books

- even though she says she does. - Ooh! Spill the tea, Mom,

Look! The Lengthiest and Most Thorough Adventures of Lord Ramblington

- has been made into a movie. - And it opens tomorrow.

I bet Sweetwater will go see it, and say she read the book.

If you triangulate her movements against the movie schedule,

you could bust her no prob.

It's all so ridiculous.

Who cares if Samantha read the book or not?

Looks like you have 16 items in the "15 items or less" lane, Linda.

Yeah. What are you trying to pull, lady? Get out of here.

Ooh! Busted.

I will do whatever you say.

Okay, Mom. Before I take you through my six-step plan

using this model of our neighborhood,

I'd like to go over some pre-busting basics.

Honey, normally I'd prefer you put this energy into something more... productive,

but today, I'm excited to spend the whole day with you!

The whole day doing exactly what I say!

Okay, to get you into the mindset, sometimes I get what I call

a "busting tingle"...

...the feeling that the bust is a-brewing.

Phones down! I need you to take this seriously.

Raise your hand. Take the Busting Oath.

- Oh, Candace. - "I do solemnly swear..." Come on, Mom!

"I do solemnly swear..."

Did you hear that? Sounds like someone's building something, like, in our yard.

There are too many distractions around here!

Let's get out in the field.

- Take this big bag of busting basics. - "Busting basics"?

You know, you know. Disguises, lip balm, sledgehammer.

Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Okay, so as I was about to explain-- Seatbelts, Mom!

Oh! Right.

Step one is intel.

Like, does Mrs. Sweetwater's book look as if it's been read?

We're heading to her house.

No phones! Do what I say!

Now, I happen to know that Adyson has an archery lesson at noon,

and Mrs. Sweetwater will drive her there.

And how do you know that?

On Thursdays, I have archery lessons. At noon!

- My mom drives me. - Cool story, Adyson.

Mrs. Sweetwater should have left her house by 11:45, so the coast will be clear.

What's on the road? Guacamole? That's something you don't--

Focus, Mom!

- Is this guacamole? - Make use of your surroundings. Keep up!

Okay, Sweetwater let us know she likes to read outside and... Bingo!

There's the book.

You and your phone!

I'm turning this thing off.

Here. Look through these

- and tell me what you see. - I don't-- Ooh!

That's better. Very interesting.

- What's the intel? - Samantha's roses are coming in so nicely.

No, Mom, the book!

Okay. Hmm.

The book's spine is barely cracked,

- and the bookmark is only a few pages in. - Yes!

So, we know she hasn't read it!

- What? - That's pretty impressive, honey.

- What do you mean? - You've developed some skills.

Thanks! I've had a lot of practice.

Candace? Candace's mom? Is that you?

What are you guys doing down there?

Irving, keep quiet!

That treehouse could be a good vantage point for my step two.

- Irving, you're on the team. - Finally!

Mom, climb up.

Is this really what you go through every day? It's a little intense.

Welcome to my world.

Hey!

What a coincidence.

I was just perusing my scrapbook of every invention your--

Yeah, yeah. That's great, Irving.

Oh! Look at that giant balloon dancey-guy thing. That's really something.

It's got to be 500 feet tall! I wonder--

Mom! Pay attention.

Raise your arm.

Step two... infiltrate.

Whoa!

- Now what? - Step three: investigate!

Just scope the perimeter to find clues!

This is probably illegal. Those roses really do look good--

Artificial? No. One bust at a time, Linda.

What? Sweetwater's back?

What about Adyson's archery lesson?

- Rescheduled. - How do you know that?

- My archery lesson got rescheduled. - Cool story, Adyson!

Let's reel her back in!

Oh, biscuits! What do I do now?

Step four: improvise!

♪ Mom's stuck on a zipline! ♪

♪ And the line is slackin' She got no momentum ♪

- ♪ Got to reel her back in ♪ - ♪ Could've planned if we had time ♪

♪ Now it's somewhere together 'cause she's stuck on a zipline ♪

♪ I had Samantha's schedule wrong ♪

♪ Overestimated how long she'd be gone ♪

♪ Linda's hanging in the wind for all to see ♪

- ♪ Let's hear it for Candace ♪ - ♪ I'm glad it's not me ♪

♪ Awkward! ♪

♪ Mom's stuck on a zipline ♪

♪ Her time's about to expire ♪

♪ Pound those branches and wiggle that wire ♪

♪ And if she's not spotted it'll turn out fine ♪

♪ But now the rope's getting knotted, Mom's stuck on a zipline ♪

♪ She just wanted to ♪

♪ Look at her book But had a shady motivation ♪

♪ Someone get a hook She's in a tricky situation ♪

♪ Samantha's at the window Gonna raise the blinds ♪

♪ Swing her to the left She can hide behind ♪

♪ That improbable topiary elephant shrub ♪

♪ You've gotta stay quiet 'cause the whole book club ♪

♪ Will find it funny if she's found like this ♪

♪ This circumstance is truly ludicrous ♪

♪ If you climb out there, you'll end up in a bind ♪

- ♪ Whoa! ♪ - ♪ What'd I say? ♪

♪ You're stuck on a zipline ♪

Um, I'm not sure that rope will hold your combined...

...body weights.

Run!

I got a clue!

As I was careening past her window,

I saw Samantha checking movie schedules on her phone!

You did what I said and got a step three clue!

- Mom, are you getting the busting tingle? - Ow.

Well, something's tingling. But I think it's this holly bush.

What's next, team?

Step five is initiate the bust!

If Mrs. Sweetwater heads to the movie theater, we're golden!

Smuggling in her own candy!

Who is this woman?

She must be catching the matinee at the Danville Five.

We're so close! Let's go.

Ah, man, if only I had some huge, colorful, visual marketing gimmick

to call attention to my car lot, maybe I wouldn't be going out of business.

Look at that dancing tooth guy!

Makes me wanna buy a car!

You guys are lifesavers.

Oh, there's that dancey-guy thing again. Look at the size of it!

Eyes on the prize, Mom.

Suit up!

I can't believe I'm saying this, but...

it's busting time!

I like your enthusiasm, but keep your head in the game.

- Sometimes things can go-- - Come on, come on, come on.

Okay, okay. Geez, am I like this?

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Thanks, my business is saved.

All I had to promote this thing was dry chips.

Somebody bought all the guacamole in town!

Ah, man, I love chips and guac.

That makes me wanna buy another car!

Oh, there you are, Perry.

Stay down. Stay down. It's the element of surprise.

I said this, and I'll say it again.

- Ready, Mom? This is the big moment. - I'm ready.

...I think about you every day. I awake

- thinking of you on my pillow... -

- ...filling my hours and my dreams. - Hit the lights, Irving!

- Linda! - Huh?

- You're here! - You made it!

- Hi. - Hi!

Hi, Linda. Just in time.

I saved you a seat.

I don't understand. The whole book club is here?

Yes! Didn't you get our group text?

None of us could finish the book, so we thought,

"What the heck? Let's go see the movie."

Group text?

Oh, no. My phone.

But-- But-- But-- But-- But-- But--

Wait, if you didn't get our texts, Linda, did you come here to cheat?

You are so busted!

Yeah. I deserve that.

And why are you wearing mustaches?

Are you dressed as Lord Ramblington?

Yes. Yes, I was.

Thanks for a wonderful day, hon.

You know, you really impressed me.

Does that mean tomorrow we can bust the boys, together?

Oh, honey, shh. The movie is starting.

Step six: inevitable failure.

We are worth fighting for. Together we can be in love.

Wow, they weren't kidding. This dude really does ramble.

I bet the book is better.

Oh, Irving. You know I never read the books.

Huh. How would I know that?

- I never read the books. - Ooh, cool story, Adyson's Mom.

No, no, no!

I'm Candace.

Jeremy, where'd you go? I'm Candace.