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♪ There's a hundred
and four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along
just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way
to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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- Hey!
- ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,
creating nano-bots ♪
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- ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
- It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving
our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you see,
there's a lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ Before school starts
this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us ♪
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}♪ So stick with us ♪
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{\an8}♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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{\an8}Come on.
You'll never believe it.
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{\an8}Phineas and Ferb
made the world's biggest banana cream...
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{\an8}...pie.
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But-- But-- But-- But--
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If you need me,
I'll be in the house.
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But, and I mean this
in the nicest way possible,
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don't need me.
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Another day,
another ridiculous, humiliating failure.
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So, what do we do
with all these banana peels?
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My wrist is still hurting
from peeling 387 bananas.
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And my eyes hurt
from watching you do it.
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Hey! What if we grew
a giant banana,
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and made a giant peeler,
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so we only have to peel once?
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Sounds like somebody
wants more pie. Let's do it!
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Oh! Um, you're just
walking in normally today.
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It's just, I, uh--
I don't have much to report.
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I was kinda hoping a cool lair entrance
would eat up a little time.
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Our intel reveals
that Doofenshmirtz isn't, uh, up to, well,
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anything today, which is--
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I guess just stand by
in case he does do something.
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I told you this meeting
could just be an email.
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You could just be
an email, Carl.
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Jeremy was supposed to be here
15 minutes ago. C learly he blew me off.
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No one in the world
has it worse than me.
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- That's a bit of an exaggeration.
- Sorry.
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I forgot
I was on the phone.
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Okay, okay, okay.
In the whole world,
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maybe one or two
have it worse.
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But definitely in Danville,
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no one has it worse than me.
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Keep dancing, Jeremy. These Slushy Dawgs
aren't gonna sell themselves!
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But it's so hot out here,
and you made me work a double shift!
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I had no choice. Jordan is in the hospital
with heat stroke.
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- Now keep dancing!
- I need to rethink my career.
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- Gotta explain to Candace why I'm late.
-
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Ooh! Fresh air.
What a relief to be free again.
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Jeremy?
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Hello?
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Jeremy?
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Is this a butt dial?
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He's out getting food
without me!
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Forget it!
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Worst life ever.
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No, no, no, no!
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Oh, what was that?
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And why did it
look like Candace?
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If that's you, Perry the Platypus,
I'm not doing anything evil. I--
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That's definitely not Perry the Platypus.
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If you--
If you plan to eat me,
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I'm all gristle.
I'm very gamey!
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I'm not good at all!
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I think I lost it.
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Jeremy?
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Something jumped
on me and started swallowing me whole,
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- and it kinda looked like you.
- What?
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I got away,
but something is out there.
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Candace, hey.
Want a ride?
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Buckle up.
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I can't understand
you when you mutter, Candace. Candace?
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- Candace!
- "Candace."
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Oh, Mom's here.
But let me get you a blanket.
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No blanket, huh?
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No blanket.
I'm Candace.
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- Uh, okay.
- No blanket.
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Candace,
are you all right?
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Get away from him, you freak!
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Stop it!
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Help me, Jeremy!
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Help me, Jeremy.
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Wait, help who?
Which one is which?
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Are you kidding me?
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Two Candaces. Only one is real.
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You gotta help me!
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Wow,
it's like seeing double.
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That one looks
strangely familiar.
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But which Candace
is the real Candace?
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- I am!
- I am!
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Did you try
kissing both of 'em?
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What? That's what I'd do.
Heck, I'll do it right now!
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No one's kissing anybody.
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- Your loss.
- There must be some indisputable way
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- to determine which is the real--
- Phineas, Ferb!
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You did this!
With some kind of--
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I-I don't know,
and I don't care. You two are so busted.
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- That's her.
- Plus, the other one is six feet tall!
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It's a Candace suit!
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How weird!
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- I am outta here!
- Beatrice!
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What's it doing here and how is it alive?
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Yeah. I don't remember
imbuing the suit with the gift of life.
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I think I'd remember that.
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- Get off her!
- Stop!
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Hey, not Isabella!
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It's an abomination.
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Hey! Let's not be too hasty
with Beatrice. Run, Beatrice, run!
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We've got to
stop her before she attacks someone else!
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♪ I don't know
where to begin ♪
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♪ I guess it's just
the age-old tale ♪
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♪ Of chasing a
sentient latex skin ♪
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♪ Down a boulevard
Hot on its trail ♪
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♪ You know
we got to catch her ♪
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♪ She's a no-good
body snatcher ♪
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♪ She's all skin, no bone ♪
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♪ Candace Flynn's
demented clone ♪
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♪ All skin, no bone ♪
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♪ You don't wanna
be caught alone ♪
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♪ With the Candace Suit ♪
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♪ She's the Candace Suit ♪
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♪ She's the Candace Suit ♪
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Gotcha!
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Your reign of terror ends now!
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There can be only one Candace.
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- Where's Beatrice?
- Candace cornered her in the alley.
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Is she okay?
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You killed her!
You monster!
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- Don't touch me!
- Come on, gang.
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Guess we ought to get back
to the banana peeler.
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A perfect fit.
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{\an8}You seem so
different today, honey.
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{\an8}But in a good way. Usually you'd be trying
to bust the boys by now.
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You guys are so busted.
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Go fish!
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Candace, you okay?
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Me gonna help the boys.
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Jeremy,
where'd you go? I'm Candace.
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Oh, uh, Candace.
Uh, come on over.
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Now! The banana peeler!
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But it was
fitting her so well.
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How did you know it was her?
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She said she was
going to "help" the boys.
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Does that sound
like Candace to you?
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- Sure doesn't.
- It does not.
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Uh, I-- It-- Attacked--
Trapped...
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Finish her!
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Stop! Knock it off. She's a semi-sentient,
rubber, living thing.
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And who are we
to take her life away?
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Well, he may have a point.
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What is it saying?
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It's okay. I can speak
a little Candace Suit.
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I'll do my best to translate.
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{\an8}"My first memory
is waking up, alone and limp and cold.
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I was an empty shell,
literally."
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You got that from...
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It's all in the intonation!
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"I tried filling myself
with a raccoon.
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I stumbled through
the world, seeking connection,
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but found only fear and scorn.
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I was so confused,
until I saw my own reflection.
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- I was a monster."
-
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"I tried filling myself with garbage.
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I tried everything
to cage my appearance, to fit in."
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"But nothing worked...
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until I tried a human host."
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"I only wanted a life,
friends, family.
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And when I saw your life, Candace, I saw
you had everything anyone could want.
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I didn't want
to give that up."
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She's right.
I've been taking my life for granted.
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Sorry for wanting to destroy you.
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Beatrice, no!
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You got to stop doing that.
You're making this so hard.
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Now what do we do with her?
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- All right. Step aside.
- We're not using the flamethrower.
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She deserves to live out
a full life.
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- Not my life. Her own life.
- You're right, but where?
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We need to put her
somewhere far, far away,
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where she can't hurt anyone.
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Wait a minute!
Okay, stay with me on this.
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She's empty and all alone
in this world, right?
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Well, I know someone else
who's empty and all alone.
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This is it.
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I've never felt so seen.
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Candace Suit and Klimpaloon
the Magical Old-Timey Bathing Suit
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have the same last name.
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Perhaps they are "suited"
for each other after all.
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{\an8}- Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!
- Hmm.
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{\an8}Well, if you're not
paying attention, we're having...
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{\an8}- chocolate donuts for dinner.
- Sounds good.
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{\an8}Ah, don't distract her,
Candace.
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{\an8}She was up all night trying to finish
this book for her book club.
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{\an8}But if we're having donuts,
let's get the glazed ones too. Ha!
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{\an8}Linda Flynn-Fletcher!
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{\an8}- Samantha Sweetwater! And hello, Adyson.
- Hi!
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Samantha, I know
our book club meets tomorrow, but...
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The Lengthiest and Most Thorough
Adventures of Lord Ramblington
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is really long,
and I don't think I can finish it.
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Oh, there's always
a way, Linda. Take me for instance.
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I just love to sit outside on my reading
hammock and get lost in the pages.
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{\an8}You just need to focus.
The book is down here.
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{\an8}- I feel terrible saying this--
- Do it!
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But I've always suspected
Samantha doesn't read the books
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- even though she says she does.
- Ooh! Spill the tea, Mom,
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Look! The Lengthiest and Most Thorough
Adventures of Lord Ramblington
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- has been made into a movie.
- And it opens tomorrow.
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I bet Sweetwater
will go see it, and say she read the book.
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If you triangulate her movements
against the movie schedule,
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you could bust her no prob.
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It's all so ridiculous.
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{\an8}Who cares if Samantha
read the book or not?
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Looks like you have 16 items
in the "15 items or less" lane, Linda.
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Yeah. What are you trying
to pull, lady? Get out of here.
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Ooh! Busted.
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I will do whatever you say.
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Okay, Mom. Before I take you
through my six-step plan
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using this model
of our neighborhood,
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I'd like to go over
some pre-busting basics.
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Honey, normally I'd prefer you put this
energy into something more... productive,
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but today, I'm excited
to spend the whole day with you!
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The whole day doing
exactly what I say!
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Okay, to get you into the mindset,
sometimes I get what I call
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a "busting tingle"...
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...the feeling
that the bust is a-brewing.
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Phones down!
I need you to take this seriously.
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Raise your hand.
Take the Busting Oath.
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- Oh, Candace.
- "I do solemnly swear..." Come on, Mom!
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"I do solemnly swear..."
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00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:04,259
Did you hear that? Sounds like someone's
building something, like, in our yard.
240
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,720
There are too many
distractions around here!
241
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,138
Let's get out
in the field.
242
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:11,183
- Take this big bag of busting basics.
- "Busting basics"?
243
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,852
You know, you know.
Disguises, lip balm, sledgehammer.
244
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,563
Let's go. Go, go,
go, go, go, go!
245
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,112
Okay, so as I was about
to explain-- Seatbelts, Mom!
246
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,197
Oh! Right.
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00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,282
Step one is intel.
248
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:30,702
Like, does Mrs. Sweetwater's book
look as if it's been read?
249
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,829
We're heading to her house.
250
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,664
No phones! Do what I say!
251
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,418
Now, I happen to know
that Adyson has an archery lesson at noon,
252
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,337
and Mrs. Sweetwater
will drive her there.
253
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,714
And how do you know that?
254
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,175
On Thursdays,
I have archery lessons. At noon!
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00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,928
- My mom drives me.
- Cool story, Adyson.
256
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:52,307
Mrs. Sweetwater should have left her house
by 11:45, so the coast will be clear.
257
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,435
What's on the road?
Guacamole? That's something you don't--
258
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,521
Focus, Mom!
259
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:21,587
- Is this guacamole?
- Make use of your surroundings. Keep up!
260
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:28,718
Okay, Sweetwater let us know
she likes to read outside and... Bingo!
261
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,345
There's the book.
262
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,429
You and your phone!
263
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,181
I'm turning this thing off.
264
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,391
Here. Look through these
265
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,518
- and tell me what you see.
- I don't-- Ooh!
266
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,937
That's better.
Very interesting.
267
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,732
- What's the intel?
- Samantha's roses are coming in so nicely.
268
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,401
No, Mom, the book!
269
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,861
Okay. Hmm.
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00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,654
The book's spine
is barely cracked,
271
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- and the bookmark is only a few pages in.
- Yes!
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00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,661
So, we know
she hasn't read it!
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00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,246
- What?
- That's pretty impressive, honey.
274
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,748
- What do you mean?
- You've developed some skills.
275
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,042
Thanks! I've had
a lot of practice.
276
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,962
Candace? Candace's mom?
Is that you?
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00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,881
What are you guys
doing down there?
278
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,466
Irving, keep quiet!
279
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,594
That treehouse could be
a good vantage point for my step two.
280
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,181
- Irving, you're on the team.
- Finally!
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00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,224
Mom, climb up.
282
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:20,103
Is this really what you go through
every day? It's a little intense.
283
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,397
Welcome to my world.
284
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,361
Hey!
285
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,497
What a coincidence.
286
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,292
I was just perusing
my scrapbook of every invention your--
287
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,960
Yeah, yeah.
That's great, Irving.
288
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,714
Oh! Look at that giant balloon
dancey-guy thing. That's really something.
289
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,258
It's got to be 500 feet tall!
I wonder--
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00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,719
Mom! Pay attention.
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00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,597
Raise your arm.
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00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,436
Step two... infiltrate.
293
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,104
Whoa!
294
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,565
- Now what?
- Step three: investigate!
295
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,485
Just scope the perimeter to find clues!
296
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:13,573
This is probably illegal.
Those roses really do look good--
297
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:17,328
Artificial?
No. One bust at a time, Linda.
298
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,872
What? Sweetwater's back?
299
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,666
What about
Adyson's archery lesson?
300
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,542
- Rescheduled.
- How do you know that?
301
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,963
- My archery lesson got rescheduled.
- Cool story, Adyson!
302
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,172
Let's reel her back in!
303
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,591
Oh, biscuits!
What do I do now?
304
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,886
Step four: improvise!
305
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,641
♪ Mom's stuck on a zipline! ♪
306
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,893
♪ And the line is slackin'
She got no momentum ♪
307
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,272
- ♪ Got to reel her back in ♪
- ♪ Could've planned if we had time ♪
308
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:48,191
♪ Now it's somewhere together
'cause she's stuck on a zipline ♪
309
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,943
♪ I had Samantha's
schedule wrong ♪
310
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,070
♪ Overestimated how long
she'd be gone ♪
311
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,364
♪ Linda's hanging
in the wind for all to see ♪
312
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:57,200
- ♪ Let's hear it for Candace ♪
- ♪ I'm glad it's not me ♪
313
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,577
♪ Awkward! ♪
314
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,120
♪ Mom's stuck on a zipline ♪
315
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,663
♪ Her time's about to expire ♪
316
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,040
♪ Pound those branches
and wiggle that wire ♪
317
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,418
♪ And if she's not spotted
it'll turn out fine ♪
318
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,379
♪ But now the rope's getting knotted,
Mom's stuck on a zipline ♪
319
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,922
♪ She just wanted to ♪
320
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,383
{\an8}♪ Look at her book
But had a shady motivation ♪
321
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,719
♪ Someone get a hook
She's in a tricky situation ♪
322
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,138
♪ Samantha's at the window
Gonna raise the blinds ♪
323
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,348
♪ Swing her to the left
She can hide behind ♪
324
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,309
♪ That improbable
topiary elephant shrub ♪
325
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,811
♪ You've gotta stay quiet
'cause the whole book club ♪
326
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,188
♪ Will find it funny
if she's found like this ♪
327
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,232
♪ This circumstance
is truly ludicrous ♪
328
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,735
♪ If you climb out there,
you'll end up in a bind ♪
329
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,111
- ♪ Whoa! ♪
- ♪ What'd I say? ♪
330
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,488
♪ You're stuck
on a zipline ♪
331
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,242
Um, I'm not sure
that rope will hold your combined...
332
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,330
...body weights.
333
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,457
Run!
334
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,541
I got a clue!
335
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,752
As I was careening
past her window,
336
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,546
I saw Samantha checking
movie schedules on her phone!
337
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,715
You did what I said
and got a step three clue!
338
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:57,677
- Mom, are you getting the busting tingle?
- Ow.
339
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:01,765
Well, something's tingling.
But I think it's this holly bush.
340
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,350
What's next, team?
341
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,019
Step five is initiate the bust!
342
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,022
If Mrs. Sweetwater
heads to the movie theater, we're golden!
343
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,363
Smuggling
in her own candy!
344
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,739
Who is this woman?
345
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,241
She must be catching
the matinee at the Danville Five.
346
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,495
We're so close! Let's go.
347
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:37,884
{\an8}Ah, man, if only I had some huge,
colorful, visual marketing gimmick
348
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,389
to call attention to my car lot,
maybe I wouldn't be going out of business.
349
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,560
Look at that dancing tooth guy!
350
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,770
Makes me
wanna buy a car!
351
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,231
You guys are lifesavers.
352
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,652
Oh, there's that dancey-guy thing again.
Look at the size of it!
353
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,113
Eyes on the prize, Mom.
354
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,198
Suit up!
355
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,619
I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
356
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,287
it's busting time!
357
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,332
I like your enthusiasm,
but keep your head in the game.
358
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,960
- Sometimes things can go--
- Come on, come on, come on.
359
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,755
Okay, okay.
Geez, am I like this?
360
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,893
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
361
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,646
Thanks, my business is saved.
362
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,023
All I had to promote
this thing was dry chips.
363
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,192
Somebody bought
all the guacamole in town!
364
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,741
Ah, man, I love
chips and guac.
365
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,535
That makes me wanna
buy another car!
366
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,495
Oh, there you are, Perry.
367
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:57,172
Stay down. Stay down.
It's the element of surprise.
368
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,882
I said this,
and I'll say it again.
369
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:02,510
- Ready, Mom? This is the big moment.
- I'm ready.
370
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,015
...I think about you
every day. I awake
371
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:10,018
- thinking of you on my pillow...
-
372
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:13,063
- ...filling my hours and my dreams.
- Hit the lights, Irving!
373
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,316
- Linda!
- Huh?
374
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,609
- You're here!
- You made it!
375
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,693
- Hi.
- Hi!
376
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,570
Hi, Linda. Just in time.
377
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,821
I saved you a seat.
378
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,407
I don't understand.
The whole book club is here?
379
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,993
Yes! Didn't you get
our group text?
380
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,287
None of us could
finish the book, so we thought,
381
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,289
"What the heck?
Let's go see the movie."
382
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,832
Group text?
383
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,501
Oh, no. My phone.
384
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,756
But-- But-- But--
But-- But-- But--
385
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:44,260
Wait, if you didn't get our texts, Linda,
did you come here to cheat?
386
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,971
You are so busted!
387
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,431
Yeah. I deserve that.
388
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,475
And why are you
wearing mustaches?
389
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:53,061
Are you dressed
as Lord Ramblington?
390
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,855
Yes. Yes, I was.
391
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,358
Thanks for
a wonderful day, hon.
392
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,401
You know,
you really impressed me.
393
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:04,030
Does that mean tomorrow
we can bust the boys, together?
394
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,242
Oh, honey, shh.
The movie is starting.
395
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,786
{\an8}Step six: inevitable failure.
396
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:13,164
{\an8}We are worth fighting for.
Together we can be in love.
397
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,959
Wow, they weren't kidding.
This dude really does ramble.
398
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,961
I bet the book is better.
399
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,964
Oh, Irving. You know
I never read the books.
400
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,591
Huh. How would I know that?
401
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:28,222
- I never read the books.
- Ooh, cool story, Adyson's Mom.
402
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,603
{\an8}No, no, no!
403
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,996
{\an8}I'm Candace.
404
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:58,502
{\an8}Jeremy,
where'd you go? I'm Candace.
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