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[Stephen Hawking]
FROM THE VERY BEGINNING,
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WE HAVE WONDERED
HOW LIFE BEGAN,
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WHAT OUR PURPOSE IS
AND WHERE WE ARE HEADED.
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WE HAVE STRUGGLED
TO UNDERSTAND TIME,
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MATTER,
THE INFINITE UNIVERSE,
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WHO WE ARE
AND IF WE ARE ALONE.
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GREAT MINDS HAVE IMAGINED
THE MOST WONDERFUL
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AND THE MOST TERRIFYING ANSWERS
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TO THESE QUESTIONS.
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WE INVITE YOU TO JOIN US
ON THIS GREAT EXPEDITION.
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COMPANY HALT.
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SWEEP THE MINES, JOES.
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[man] ON MY ORDER-
WAIT FOR IT.
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IF NECESSITY IS
THE MOTHER OF INVENTION,
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WHAT WILL DRIVE
OUR INGENUITY
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WHEN ALL OUR NEEDS
HAVE BEEN FULFILLED?
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MR. AND MRS. VAN VOGEL,
TIBOR CARGREW.
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HOW DO YOU DO?
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HMM. WELCOME
TO CONTROLLED GENETICS.
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WALK THIS WAY.
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WAIT.
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HERE AT CONTROLLED GENETICS,
WE DON'�T TRY.
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WE JUST DO.
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THAT'�S
VERY PROFOUND THINKING.
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YES, FROM PEOPLE WHOSE WISDOM
COMES FROM READING T-SHIRTS.
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OH, ARROGANCE AND MONEY.
I LIKE THAT COMBINATION.
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WELL, WE HAVE
BUCKETS OF BOTH.
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WELL, LET ME TAKE YOU
ON A LITTLE TOUR
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ON THE WAY TO MY OFFICE.A PRIVATE TOUR, YES?
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WE DON'�T HAVE TO SHARE IT
WITH ANYONE, DO WE?
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NO ONE FROM THE, UH,
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
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UH, THE PUBLIC.GOOD LORD, NO.
WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?
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SIGRET,BOSS?WHAT?
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SIGRET.
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I THINK HE WANTS
A CIGARETTE.
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GET BACK TO WORK, JOE.
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JERRY. UH...
JERRY LIKE SIGRET.
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NO, JERRY, CIGARETTES ARE BAD
FOR YOU-VERY BAD FOR YOU.
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OH... JERRY LIKE CANDY.I LIKE CANDY, TOO.
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DON'�T ENCOURAGE HIM,
BROWNIE.GET BACK TO WORK.
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THIS WAY.
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SIGRET?
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THIS IS
THE PLASTO-BIOLOGY ATRIUM.OH.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
I DESIGNED IT.
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OH, DID YOU?
YES.
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[woman]
WELCOME TO THE JOE NURSERY.
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BABY JOES DON'�T CRY
REAL TEARS.
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[Cargrew]
HERE'�S A CHARMING FELLOW...
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[continues
speaking indistinctly]
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BEFORE WE CAN ASSIGN
THE WORKERS
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TO THE JOB
THAT THEY WERE BUILT FOR,
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WE TAKE THEM
OUT OF THE HATCHERY,
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AND THEN THEY GO THROUGH
THEIR FIRST OPERATION
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TO MELD THE PLASTO
WITH THE BIOLOGICAL.
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MRS. VAN VOGEL,
MAY I HAVE A WORD, PLEASE?
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HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED ANY
PLASTO-BIOLOGY FOR YOURSELF?
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WHAT?
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HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW, 100?85.
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OH.I'�M ONLY 85.
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MUST BE THE LIGHTING IN HERE.
PLEASE, OVER HERE.
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[woman] RADIATION
DOESN'�T STOP THE JOE.
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RADIATION CAN BE FUN
IF YOU'�RE A JOE.
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THAT IS A GLOWBOY, ISN'�T IT?
ISN'�T THAT A GLOWBOY?
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BROWNIE, YOU KNOW A NEW WORD.
WH-WHAT'�S A GLOWBOY?
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THAT'�S A CLEAN-UP JOE
AT A NUCLEAR REACTOR.
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THEY DON'�T LAST LONG.
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT'�S CHEAPER
THAN GETTING THE LOCALS
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TO DO THE SAME JOB FOR 3 CENTS
AND A BOB MARLEY T-SHIRT.
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THE BEST THING ABOUT IT IS,
NO HEALTH INSURANCE.
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YOU KNOW, IT USED TO BE
VERY DANGEROUS WORK.
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NOW THE JOES DO IT.
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YOU WON'�T SEE
ANY OF THESE THINGS
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APPLYING EARLY DECISION
AT CORNELL, EH, CARGREW?[laughs]
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YEAH... OVER HERE.
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RADIATION CAN BE FUN
IF YOU'�RE A JOE.
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NOW OVER HERE, WE'�VE-DOUBLE SOY LATTE.
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VERY GOOD.
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WE'�VE JUST RECEIVED AN ORDER
FOR 25,000 OF THESE JOES.
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SO THEY'�LL BE WORKING AT
A CERTAIN CHAIN OF COFFEEHOUSE
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WHICH I'�M NOT AT LIBERTY
TO NAME,
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BUT SUFFICE TO SAY,
THERE'�LL BE NO MORE
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OF THOSE LITTLE TIP JARS
BY THE CASH REGISTER.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I'�M SAYING?TIPPING, US? [laughs]
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WOULD YOU LIKE
A MUFFIN WITH YOUR COFFEE?
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FELLOW AT THE CLUB
COMES INTO THE CLUB-
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THE BRADBURY CLUB-
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THEY WOULDN'�T LET YOU IN
BECAUSE, WELL, YOU WORK.
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[Mrs. Van Vogel] WE'�RE THERE
EVERY DAY, OUR USUAL PLACE,
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HAVING
OUR USUAL CONVERSATION...
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AND SINCE THEY'�RE ONLY
$50,000 EACH, WE'�LL GET BOTH.
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WHY DON'�T WE
JUST GET ALL THREE?
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[laughs][dog barks]
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[whispers]
PUDGY, YOU KNOW THE RULES.
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PUDGY,
YOU KNOW THE RULES.
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NO DOGS EXCEPT SEEING EYE DOGS
ALLOWED INSIDE THE CLUB.
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AND SINCE WE DON'�T ACCEPT
THE BLIND AS MEMBERS...
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AND SINCE WE DON'�T ACCEPT
THE BLIND AS MEMBERS,
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NO DOGS AT ALL.
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OH, MY GOD! IS THERE
A DOG IN THE CLUBHOUSE?
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THAT'�S A DOG, PUDGE.
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NO, NOT LEGALLY. YOU'�RE NOT
A REAL DOG, ARE YOU, BOY?
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I'�M NOT A REAL DOG.
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I'�M A PLASTO-BIOLOGICAL HYBRID.
YES, YES, YES, YES-
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A PLASTO-BIOLOGICAL HYBRID.
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AND I ONLY COST $1 MILLION.
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I'�M THE MILLION-DOLLAR PUPPY!
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THE MILLION-DOLLAR PUPPY.
[laughs]
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A 6-LEGGED DACHSHUND.
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AND HE MADE
A FOOL OUT OF US.
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WE WANT TO COME BACK WITH
SOMETHING... MORE IMPRESSIVE.
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WHAT,
LIKE AN 8-LEGGED DACHSHUND?
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WE DON'�T DO DACHSHUNDS.
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FUNNY LITTLE DOGS-
JUST NOT US.
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VULGAR, GROTESQUE.
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IT'�S YOUR IDEA, BROWNIE.
YOU CAN TELL HIM.
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$500 MILLION,
AND HE THINKS HE'�S RICH. HA.
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$500 MILLION,
AND HE THINKS HE HAS THE RIGHT
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TO MAKE FUN OF US,
TO SHOW OFF.
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A MILLION BUCKS...
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AND A 6-LEGGED WIENER BUYS HIM
A FEW MINUTES OF ATTENTION.
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WHAT KIND OF DESIGNER ANIMAL
DO YOU THINK IT WOULD TAKE
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TO BURN THAT SMILE
OFF HIS FAT FACE?
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I HAVE AN IDEA.
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MM-HMM?OH, I HAVE
A VERY GOOD IDEA.
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WILL IT COST
LOTS OF MONEY?
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OH... SO MUCH,
SO VERY MUCH.
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OOH!
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I LIKE IT! [giggles]
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MMM.
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WHAT?PEGASUS.
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I WANT A FLYING HORSE.
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I WANT TO LAND ON THE ROOF
OF THE CLUB ON A FLYING HORSE.
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BIG GOLD WINGS... AND THEN
I WANT THAT FLYING HORSE
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TO STEP ON THAT
DAMN DACHSHUND AND SQUEEZE
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ALL THE DACHSHUND OUT OF IT
LIKE A DACHSHUND BURRITO.
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A DACHSHUND
ISN'�T EVEN A DECENT ANIMAL
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WHEN IT HAS
THE REGULATION FOUR LEGS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'�M SAYING.
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WE WANT IT AS FAST
AS YOU CAN MAKE IT.
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A PEGASUS-HOW MUCH?
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OH, JUST HOLD ON A SECOND.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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THE SEVENTH RICHEST WOMAN
IN THE WORLD
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JUST TOLD YOU WHAT SHE WANTS.
GET IT FOR HER.
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JUST HOLD YOUR GENETICALLY
UNMODIFIED HORSES, BROWNIE.
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I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE
VERY SPECIAL.
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IS HE GOING TO BRING OUT
SOMEONE RETARDED
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AND ASK US FOR CHARITY?
IF HE DOES, WE'�LL WALK OUT.
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THANK YOU.
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SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL, INDEED.
[clucks tongue]
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COME ON, COME ON.
[clucks]
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COME ON, COME ON.
[clucks]
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[elephant trumpets]
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A BABY ELEPHANT!
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OH, LOOK, BRON,
A BABY ELEPHANT.
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[baby talk voice]
WHERE IS YOUR MOMMY?
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ACTUALLY, AHEM, I'�M HIS MOMMY,
AND HE'�S NOT A BABY.
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[trumpets]
OH, YES, HE IS. HE'�S A VEWYYOUNG ELEPHANT.
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IN SPITE OF THE QUAINT WAY
THAT YOU ARE ADDRESSING HIM,
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HE REALLY IS A FULLY GROWN,
FULLY FORMED ADULT.
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JE VOUS PR�SENT NAPOLEON.
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[trumpets]
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WHAT?
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HE SAID,
"I PRESENT TO YOU NAPOLEON."
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IT'�S FRENCH.OH.
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[trumpets]
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[Bronson] FOR THE PRICE I'�M SURE
YOU'�RE ASKING, THAT'S THE LEAST.
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FOR THE PRICE WE'�RE ASKING,
HE CAN READ AND WRITE.
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OH, WHAT BEAUTIFUL WRITING.
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HE LIKES ME!
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OH, LOOK, BRON, HE LIKES ME.
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HE DOESN'�T EVEN KNOW ME,
AND HE LIKES ME.
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I WANT A HORSE, MARTHA.
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GET THE HORSE, IF YOU WANT IT.
I WANT THE BABY ELEPHANT.
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UM, ACTUALLY,
HE'�S NOT A BABY.
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HE'�S FULL GROWN, AND HE COMES
WITH HIS OWN LITTLE BED.
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OH, SWEETIE...
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DOES ANYONE ELSE
HAVE ONE OF THESE THINGS?
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OH, GOOD LORD.
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I WOULDN'�T DARE SHOW HIM TO YOU
IF YOU WEREN'�T THE FIRST.
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[elephant trumpets]
HOW MUCH?
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$3,350,000.
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OH, WRITE THE CHECK, BRON.
I JUST DON'�T THINK THAT
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A SCRIBBLING ELEPHANT IS GOING
TO TRUMP PUDGY'�S DACHSHUND.
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WHAT ABOUT THE PEGASUS?WELL, GET THE PEGASUS
IF YOU WANT IT.
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NAPOLEON MAKES ME GIVE UP
ALL THOUGHTS OF EGO AND REVENGE.
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HE MAKES ME WANT TO BE
PURE AND GOOD AND KIND.
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ANYWAY, WE COULDN'�T POSSIBLY
SUPPLY YOU WITH A PEGASUS TODAY.
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YOU DON'�T WANT US TO HAVE
A PEGASUS, AND I KNOW WHY-
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BECAUSE YOU DON'�T KNOW HOW
TO GRAFT WINGS ON A HORSE.
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I DON'�T KNOW HOW
TO GRAFT WINGS ON A HORSE?
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THAT'�S LIKE SAYING
THE CREATOR OF "BUGS BUNNY"
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WOULDN'�T KNOW HOW
TO ANIMATE A BOUNCING BALL.
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LOOK HERE, BROWNIE,
YOU'�RE NOT THE FIRST CABANA BOY
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TO COME WALTZING IN HERE
WITH HIS WIFE'�S MONEY,
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ASKING FOR PEGASUS.I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED.
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[whispers]
WHO'�S BUGS BUNNY?
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LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU.
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I CAN MAKE YOU A LIVING THING-
I WON'�T CALL IT AN ANIMAL-
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THE SIZE AND THE SHAPE...
OF THIS TABLE HERE.
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ALIVE?
YEAH, BUT GOOD FOR WHAT?
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INGESTING FOOD?
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MAKING CHEMICAL ENERGY,
DOING DOO-DOO?
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DISPLAYING IRRITABILITY-
AAH. [scoffs]
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COME ON, IT'�S A STUPID,
SILLY MANIPULATION.
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MECHANICALLY,
A TABLE AND A HORSE
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ARE TWO
VERY DIFFERENT THINGS.
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[elephant trumpets]
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HMM, SURE.
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I COULD MAKE YOU
A WINGED HORSE.
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YOU JUST SAID YOU COULDN'�T.
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PERMISSION NOT GRANTED
TO INTERRUPT.
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I SAID I COULD MAKE YOU
A WINGED HORSE.
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IT JUST WON'�T FLY.
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AN ANIMAL IS A MACHINE.
IT'�S A HEAT ENGINE
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THAT USES LEVERS
AND HYDRAULIC SYSTEMS.
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YOU SAVVY AERODYNAMICS?I HAVE A JET, OF COURSE.
218
00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:12,497
DO YOU RUN YOUR JET ON HAY?
219
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:16,719
BECAUSE A HORSE IS
A HAY-BURNER.
220
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AN AERODYNAMIC HORSE WOULD NEED
A BREASTBONE 10 FEET WIDE,
221
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A WINGSPAN OF 80 FEET.
222
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FOLDED,
ITS WINGS WOULD COVER IT
223
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LIKE A HUGE TENT.
224
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,474
IF I WERE YOU, I'�D BE SAYING,
225
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:35,564
"CARGREW, YOU'�RE A WHORE.
226
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,787
"WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS IS
THE RETURN OF THE GULF CURRENT.
227
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,790
"WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS
IS CURES FOR CANCER, SWINE FLU
228
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,444
"AND INHERITED WEALTH.
229
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,718
"AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
230
00:11:48,719 --> 00:11:50,752
"YOU'�RE ACTING
LIKE A FRENCH TOY MAKER
231
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:54,452
"TWO YEARS BEFORE THEY CUT OFF
THE HEAD OF MARIE ANTOINETTE,
232
00:11:54,453 --> 00:11:57,063
"SUPPLYING THE PARASITE CLASSES
WITH GROTESQUE DIVERSIONS
233
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,414
"LIKE OPERA-SINGING
CUCKOO CLOCKS,
234
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:03,374
"WHEN YOU SHOULD BE OUT THERE
MANNING THE BARRICADES,
235
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:07,378
"CHIEF ENGINEER
TO A 10-SEAT GUILLOTINE.
236
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:11,513
"INSTEAD, YOU'�RE MAKING
MINIATURE ELEPHANTS.
237
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,613
"YOU'�RE DISGUSTING, CARGREW,
238
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:20,522
"A PATHETIC REPRESENTATIVE
OF SCIENCE GONE BAD...
239
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GONE WAY BAD."
240
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:34,797
WELL, THAT'�S WHAT
I WOULD BE SAYING, AND MORE,
241
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:38,148
BUT I'�M THROUGH GIVING THE ENEMY
ALL MY BEST AMMUNITION.
242
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:41,412
MY HUSBAND
IS NOT A CABANA BOY.
243
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,371
HE'�S A CADDIE.AH.
244
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:44,554
THERE'�S A DIFFERENCE...
245
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,201
AND WE'�LL TAKE THE ELEPHANT.
246
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,907
DO I REALLY LOOK 100?
247
00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,344
NO, NO.OH, WHAT DO YOU THINK
I NEED?
248
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,956
UM, HMM...
249
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,871
WE'�LL TALK LATER.
250
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,698
BUT...
251
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:10,920
[gasps]
WELL, THAT'�S JERRY.
252
00:13:10,921 --> 00:13:12,529
WHAT'�S HE DOING?
WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
253
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:15,490
HMM?WELL, WAIT.
254
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,319
THAT JOE, JERRY-HE JUST
SAID SOMETHING TO ME.
255
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:19,537
OH, FORGET ABOUT HIM.
256
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,671
NO, NO, I THINK
HE WAS SAYING, "HELP ME."
257
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:25,195
"HELP ME"? GOOD LORD, NO.
258
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,806
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
259
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,983
AH, NO, WHAT HE
WAS SAYING WAS, "KILL ME."
260
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,333
YES, "KILL ME."
THEY ALL SAY THAT NEAR THE END.
261
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,987
YOU'�RE GOING TO KILL HIM?
262
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,467
WELL, THIS BATCH IS
SCHEDULED FOR LIQUIDATION
263
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:40,036
IN WHAT, TWO OR THREE DAYS?
WHEN'�S PROCESSING? [woman] TWO HOURS.
264
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,560
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
TWO HOURS.TWO HOURS.
265
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:45,346
HE'�S GOING TO DIE.
266
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,957
WE'�RE ALL GOING TO DIE.WELL, I KNOW THAT,
267
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,220
BUT WE'�RE NOT
DYING ON SCHEDULE.
268
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,661
[man] NEXT.
269
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,753
OH, MY.
270
00:14:01,754 --> 00:14:03,276
[man]
THIS WAY, MOVE IT THROUGH.
271
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,844
[Jerry] CANDY.
272
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,631
CANDY.
273
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,112
CANDY, PLEASE, MISSY. CANDY.
274
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,766
HELLO, JERRY.CANDY, MISSY?
275
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,681
UH...
276
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,686
HERE, JERRY.
A CANDY, A MINT.
277
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,907
OH... SANKOO,MISSY.
ME JERRY.
278
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:27,127
HOW DO YOU DO, JERRY?
279
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,693
HOWDY, MISSY.
280
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,261
THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
281
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:35,352
WELL, BRONSON, DOESN'�T HE LOOK
EXACTLY LIKE UNCLE ALBERT,
282
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,006
EXCEPT THAT HE'�S SO SAD?
283
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,879
JERRY, WHY ARE YOU SO SAD?
284
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,490
ASK A SPARE TIRE
TO DESCRIBE A ROSE.
285
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:45,145
JOES DON'�T HAVE
ABSTRACT REASONING.JERRY SAD.
286
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,234
WELL, HE ANSWERED.
287
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,975
NO, HE SPOKE.
HE DIDN'�T ANSWER.
288
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:51,803
WHY, JERRY?
WHY ARE YOU SO SAD?
289
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:56,939
OH, NO WORK,
NO SIGRET,NO CANDY.
290
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,941
NO WORK.
291
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:02,162
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT WAS HE DESIGNED FOR?
292
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:05,426
WELL, LET ME SEE.
THIS BATCH WERE...
293
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,123
UH, MINESWEEPERS
FOR THE ARMY.
294
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,952
WE TRIED TO RETRAIN THEM
AS CARPET CLEANERS,
295
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,041
FLOOR POLISHING,
EVEN AS GARDENERS,
296
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:15,436
BUT THEIR GENETICALLY IMPRINTED
PATTERN THAT THEY WALK
297
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:18,134
DOESN'�T INCLUDE HIM
GETTING AROUND THE FURNITURE.
298
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,788
JOE, WALK THE FIELD.
299
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,703
JERRY WALK THE FIELD.
300
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,705
JERRY? JOEWALK THE FIELD.
301
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,101
SEE? [laughs]
302
00:15:28,102 --> 00:15:30,015
JERRY WALK THE FIELD,
WALK THE FIELD, JERRY.
303
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:35,935
NO BOOM. GET CANDY?
GET SIGRET? SIGRET?
304
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,719
HE WAS SENT
INTO MINEFIELDS?
305
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,895
YES, AND
OBVIOUSLY HE MADE IT OUT.
306
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,897
BUT JERRY WANTS TO WORK.
307
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,813
WORK? OH, SURE, MIKE.
308
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,336
GOOD WORK.
309
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,338
UH, JERRY WALK
THE FIELD.
310
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:51,602
ONE STEP, ONE STEP, ONE STEP.
311
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:55,998
NO BOOM. SAFE, SAFE.
312
00:15:55,999 --> 00:15:57,738
YOU'�RE GOING TO KILL HIM,
AND HE WANTS TO WORK?
313
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,610
LOOK, LET ME
JUST TELL YOU THIS.
314
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:03,919
HE WAS TRAINED AND BRED
TO BE BLOWN UP.
315
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,007
AND NOW THE ARMY
HAS NO FURTHER USE FOR HIM,
316
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,400
THERE'�S NOTHING
FOR HIM TO DO.
317
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:08,924
SO ALL WE'�RE DOING IS JUST
318
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,579
TRIMMING OFF THE BAD PARTS
OF HIS LIFE,
319
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:14,016
AND DON'�T FORGET,
THE JOES WOULDN'�T BE HERE
320
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,846
IF WE HADN'�T BEEN HERE,
BECAUSE WE INVENTED THEM.
321
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,239
HOW MUCH?
322
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,631
HOW MUCH WHAT?
323
00:16:20,632 --> 00:16:22,589
HOW MUCH WILL IT COST ME
TO BUY HIM FROM YOU?
324
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,287
AND HOW MANY PARAKEETS
325
00:16:24,288 --> 00:16:25,940
DID YOU BUY
FROM THE PET STORE THIS MORNING
326
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,726
SO YOU COULD
LET THEM ALL FLY FREE?
327
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,294
YOU WANNA SAVE THAT JOE
FROM DOG FOOD?
328
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,861
YOU TURN THEM
INTO DOG FOOD?
329
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,385
A VERY GOOD LARGE BREED
PUPPY FOOD, ACTUALLY,
330
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,170
HIGH IN PROTEIN.OH, MY GOD.
331
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,780
THIS IS OUR BUSINESS, BABY.
332
00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:40,433
WE SELL EVERYTHING
BUT THE OINK.
333
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:43,219
ANYWAY, HE'�S ALREADY
BEEN PAID FOR.
334
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,742
COME ON, TOOTS.
335
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,571
I MEAN, YOU'�RE ONE OF
THE RICHEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET.
336
00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:49,224
HOW'�D YOU THINK
THE WORLD WORKS?
337
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,880
I-THAT'�S MY FAULT.
338
00:16:51,881 --> 00:16:54,142
I WORK VERY HARD
TO KEEP HER HAPPY AND AMUSED
339
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,363
AND DISTRACT HER
FROM THE PAIN OF THE WORLD.
340
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:59,453
EXCEPT THE JOES
DON'�T FEEL ANY PAIN.
341
00:16:59,454 --> 00:17:02,150
THERE, YOU HEARD IT, MARTHA.
SEE? THEY DON'�T FEEL PAIN.
342
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,067
BUT IF HE LIKES CANDY,
HE FEELS PLEASURE.
343
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:08,636
BUT IT'�S NOT THE SAME
AS YOU AND I WANTING IT, HONEY-I WANT HIM.
344
00:17:08,637 --> 00:17:09,940
NOW I WANT HIM EVEN MORE.
I WANT HIM.
345
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,377
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO WITH HIM?
346
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,248
ARE YOU GOING TO LOOK
FOR MINES?OH, WALK THE FIELD.
347
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,034
STOP, JERRY.
348
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,646
I'�M GOING TO RESCUE HIM.
349
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:21,083
HOW MUCH?!
350
00:17:21,084 --> 00:17:23,519
DON'�T TELL ME YOU'RE CHANGING
YOUR MIND ABOUT NAPOLEON,
351
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,087
THE SCRIBBLING PACHYDERM.IF I CAN'�T
HAVE THE JOE, YOU CAN'�T HAVE THE ELEPHANT.
352
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,307
I'�M NOT GIVING THIS COMPANY
ANY OF MY MONEY
353
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,223
IF I CAN'�T HAVE THE JOE-
JERRY-
354
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,138
IF I CAN'�T HAVE JERRY.
355
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:35,097
I TOLD YOU THE DOG FOOD COMPANY
PAID FOR HIM ALREADY.
356
00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:36,576
WELL, HOW MUCH,
AND I'�LL PAY IT BACK.
357
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,927
IS IT-IS IT THE SALE
THAT YOU DON'�T WANT?
358
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,016
WE COULD ALWAYS LEASE HIM.
359
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:45,325
BROWNIE, YOU HAD A GOOD IDEA
JUST NOW-A VERY GOOD IDEA.
360
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,718
LEASE... HMM, LEASE.
361
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:52,462
YES, THAT MAY WORK, ACTUALLY.
SON OF A GUN, YOU GOT ME THERE.
362
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,335
ALL RIGHT.
ONE YEAR, PAID IN ADVANCE.
363
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,815
MARTHA-WHATEVER. JERRY.
364
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,081
JERRY!
365
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,174
YOU'�RE COMING HOME.
366
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:14,180
OH, BOY.
WHAT A GOOD ELEPHANT.[trumpets]
367
00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:15,789
NO MORE WRITING ON THE FLOOR, NAPPY.
368
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,400
REMEMBER
WHAT I TOLD YOU?
369
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:21,230
HE LIKES ME. YOU CAN LET HIM
EXPRESS HIMSELF IF HE LIKES ME.
370
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,798
IT'�S JUST INK.
IT'�LL WASH OFF. HERE.
371
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,539
[Napoleon trumpets]
372
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,063
[grunts]
373
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,413
WELL, SO WHAT?
374
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,111
ALL GONE.
375
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,503
SIGRET?
376
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,289
SIGRETLATER, JERRY.
377
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:39,857
OH, JERRY MESSY.
JERRY NEED CLEAN UP.
378
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,729
I THINK YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP, JERRY.
379
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:45,689
OH, NO BOOM TODAY.
JERRY WALK.
380
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,735
JERRY NO BOOM.
WALK, NO BOOM.
381
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,650
CANDY? SIGRET?
382
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,174
OH, JERRY WORK GOOD, BOSS.
383
00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:54,219
[imitates Jerry]
JERRY WORK GOOD, BOSS.
384
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,047
I THINK YOU'�RE JEALOUS
OF JERRY'�S HAPPINESS, BROWNIE.
385
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,486
UH, HE HAS NO EMOTIONS, MARTHA.
386
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:02,358
THE ELEPHANT HAS MORE EMOTIONS
THAN THE JOE.
387
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:03,838
DON'�T YOU, BOY?
388
00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:05,404
[Bronson]
DON'�T YOU HAVE MORE EMOTIONS
389
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,798
THAN THAT SILLY OLD JOE?
390
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:10,540
OH, JERRY SAD.
391
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:14,196
NO SIGRET.OH, JERRY SAD.
392
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,459
OH, JERRY,
I DON'�T WANT YOU TO BE SAD.
393
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:21,899
BROWNIE SAD.
BROWNIE ALONE HERE.
394
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,814
MISSY NEVER CLEAN UP BROWNIE.
395
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:27,209
BROWNIE DIDN'�T SERVE
HIS COMPANY-COUNTRY.
396
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,732
WHATEVER. COMPANY, COUNTRY-
397
00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:31,386
YOU DIDN'�T SERVE EITHER ONE
WALKING IN THE MINEFIELDS.
398
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,172
[Napoleon trumpets]
399
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,782
COME WITH ME, JERRY.
400
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:37,741
IT'�S BEDTIME.
401
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,352
[trumpets]
402
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,622
[purring]
403
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,324
HE'�S SITTING ON MY PILLOW, MARTHA.
404
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,326
HE'�S JUST A JOE, BROWNIE.
405
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,198
YEAH?
HE'�S JUST A JOE.
406
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,592
[Napoleon trumpets]
407
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,465
NAPPY LIKES HIS BED.
OH, LOOK, MARTHA. MARTHA.
408
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,646
I PUT ON HALF A POUND
THIS MONTH.
409
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,562
I'�M GONNA WORK OUT.
COME WITH ME.
410
00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:17,954
LET'�S GO DOWN TO THE GYM ROOM,
AND WE'�LL THROW ON A MOVIE
411
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,915
AND WATCH IT FOR A COUPLE
OF MILES ON THE TREADMILL, HMM?
412
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,188
YOU GO. I'�LL STAY HERE
AND TAKE CARE OF NAPPY.
413
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,358
WELL, TELL NAPPY
I SAID GOOD NIGHT.
414
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:39,847
YOU DON'�T CARE ABOUT
YOUR WEIGHT, DO YOU, JERRY?
415
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,936
JERRY LIKE CANDY.
416
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,636
THAT IS SUCH A SIMPLE TRUTH.
417
00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:50,248
I DON'�T KNOW
HOW TO SAY A SENTENCE
418
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,946
WITH JUST
THREE SIMPLE WORDS.
419
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,687
SIGRET?
420
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,472
OR ONE WORD.
WHAT'�S IT LIKE BEING JERRY?
421
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,822
HMM?
422
00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:00,214
OH, IT'�S SILLY TO ASK,
ISN'�T IT?
423
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,685
MIGHT AS WELL ASK ME
WHAT IT'�S LIKE BEING MARTHA.
424
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,874
JERRY, UH, WALK?
425
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,353
WELL,
THAT'�S IT, ISN'T IT?
426
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,573
JERRY WALK. MARTHA SPEND.
427
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,185
JERRY SMOKE. MARTHA DIET.
428
00:21:14,186 --> 00:21:15,621
MARTHA
MAKE LOVE TO HUSBAND.
429
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,971
MARTHA ROLL OVER
AND GO TO SLEEP. MARTHA WAKE UP.
430
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:20,322
MARTHA WORK OUT.
MARTHA SPEND MONEY.
431
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,150
MARTHA SPEND...
432
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,761
LOTS AND LOTS OF... MONEY.
433
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:29,026
DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT MONEY IS?
434
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:33,901
OH, CANDY. UH, SIGRET?
435
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:37,557
OF COURSE. WHAT ELSE CAN IT BE
BUT WHAT YOU BUY WITH IT?
436
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:41,691
AND IF YOU DON'�T SPEND IT,
THEN IT'�S NOTHING.
437
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,825
OH, DID I GET THIS RIGHT, JERRY.
438
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:47,828
IF MONEY IS JUST CANDY
AND CIGARETTES-
439
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,220
NO, SIGRET. SIGRET.
440
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:55,009
WELL... [sighs]
441
00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:00,580
IF MONEY IS JUST
WHAT YOU TRADE IT FOR
442
00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,582
AND YOU DON'�T TRADE IT,
443
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,975
THEN YOU DON'�T
HAVE ANY MONEY.
444
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,195
WE LIVE VERY SIMPLY...
445
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,327
LIKE IN THE BIBLE.
446
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,418
SO IF I HAVE
ALL MY BILLIONS,
447
00:22:12,419 --> 00:22:13,635
BUT I DON'�T SPEND THEM,
448
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:15,638
THEN MY BILLIONS
AREN'�T REALLY THERE.
449
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:20,382
THAT'�S SO SIMPLE AND YET
SO COMPLICATED AT THE SAME TIME.
450
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:26,519
JERRY,
LOOK AT WHAT YOU KNOW.
451
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,653
WHAT IF YOU'�RE
THE LAST THING I EVER BUY...
452
00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:36,006
EXCEPT FOR CLOTHING
AND SHOES AND TRAVEL?
453
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:42,491
I'�LL BE HAPPY.
454
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:45,886
THANK YOU.
455
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:51,500
JERRY WANT SLEEP NOW.
456
00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:53,154
JERRY GET SLEEP NOW.
457
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,087
AAH!
458
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:16,351
MARTHA! [groans]
459
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,135
HE WAS LONELY.
460
00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:19,441
OH, CANDY?
461
00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:21,443
OUT! NOW!
462
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,058
WALK THE FIELD.
463
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:30,234
OH, WALK THE FIELD.
464
00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:36,806
HE'�S GOING BACK.
THIS ISN'�T GOING TO WORK.
465
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,939
IF I HAD A MINEFIELD
THAT HE COULD SWEEP,
466
00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:41,593
THEN I-I COULD KEEP HIM BUSY,
BUT I DON'�T HAVE A MINEFIELD.
467
00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:42,769
HE'�S OURS.
468
00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:46,076
WE GOT A LEASE ON HIM-
NO OPTION TO BUY,
469
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,557
AND I'�M TAKING HIM BACK.
470
00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:49,931
IF YOU DO,
I'�LL LEAVE YOU.
471
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:55,434
YOU'�D LEAVE ME
FOR THAT WEAPON DETECTOR?
472
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,653
YOU'�D-YOU'D LEAVE ME
FOR THAT THING?!
473
00:23:57,697 --> 00:24:02,266
NOT "THING."
JERRY IS A HIM.
474
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,877
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP HIM,
475
00:24:03,878 --> 00:24:05,660
YOU'�LL HAVE TO SUE
CONTROLLED GENETICS.
476
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:08,621
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THAT'�S GONNA COST YOU, MARTHA?HMM.
477
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:11,058
THINK HARD-
478
00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:13,887
IT OR ME?
479
00:24:13,888 --> 00:24:16,236
SUING CONTROLLED GENETICS
WILL COST ME A LOT LESS
480
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:17,759
THAN MAKING GOOD
ON THE PRENUP, DARLING.
481
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,719
I'�LL TAKE THIS TO COURT.
482
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,502
I'�LL KEEP HIM,
AND I'�LL KEEP YOU.
483
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,853
[Napoleon trumpeting]
484
00:24:23,854 --> 00:24:26,202
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'�VE DONE.
YOU WOKE UP THE ELEPHANT.
485
00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:27,988
[sighs]
486
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,255
NO BOOM.
487
00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:37,258
[man] THE LEASE AGREEMENT IS
VERY CLEAR, MRS. VAN VOGEL.
488
00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:38,999
THERE IS NO LEASE OPTION
TO BUY.
489
00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:41,131
SO I HAVEN'�T SAVED HIS LIFE.
490
00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:43,133
IT WASN'�T YOURS TO SAVE.
491
00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:45,658
AND AFTER ALL HE DID
FOR HIS COUNTRY-
492
00:24:45,701 --> 00:24:47,790
I MEAN, COMPANY.
COMPANY-
493
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:49,922
EXCEPT FOR THE PART
ABOUT NOT ACTUALLY DYING,
494
00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,012
BUT HE MIGHT HAVE,
AND HE SHOULDN'�T.
495
00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,105
POOR JERRY.
496
00:24:53,106 --> 00:24:58,104
SO I CAME TO YOU BECAUSE I WANT
TO SUE THEM TO CHANGE THE LEASE.
497
00:24:58,105 --> 00:25:00,672
I WANT TO SUE FOR OWNERSHIP,
AND THEN I WANT TO SET HIM FREE
498
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:04,198
AND I WANT TO STOP
ALL THIS KILLING.IF YOU WERE ABLE TO PROVE
499
00:25:04,199 --> 00:25:07,156
THAT THEIR METHODS OF DISPOSING
OF THESE THINGS WERE INHUMANE,
500
00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:08,985
OR IF THEY WERE NEGLIGENT
501
00:25:08,986 --> 00:25:11,117
OF THEIR PHYSICAL WELFARE
BEFORE DESTROYING THEM
502
00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:14,034
OR IF THE DESTRUCTION
WAS WANTON-BUT IT IS.
503
00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:16,427
NOT IN A LEGAL SENSE.
504
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:21,128
YOU CANNOT COMPEL A PERSON
TO MAINTAIN PROPERTY AT A LOSS.
505
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:23,130
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
MR. McCOY?
506
00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:25,611
COULD WE APPROACH THIS
THROUGH THE S.P.C.A.?
507
00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:28,570
NO. NO, THE S.P.C.A. ANGLE'�S
NO GOOD.
508
00:25:28,571 --> 00:25:29,962
CARGREW'�S LAWYERS
WILL BE READY TO PROVE
509
00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:32,313
THAT THE JOES ACTUALLY
ENJOY BEING KILLED OFF.
510
00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:37,587
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
511
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,409
DOES JERRY LIKE MUSIC?
512
00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:42,715
LIKE IT? HE LOVES IT.
513
00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:44,717
HE'�S BEEN
LEARNING TO SING.
514
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,980
HUH.
I'�D LIKE TO HEAR HIM SING.
515
00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:48,242
WELL...
516
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:51,637
JERRY, TAKE OUT
YOUR EAR THINGIES.
517
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,204
OH.
GOOD BOY.
518
00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:57,164
JERRY, SING US A SONG-
SOMETHING YOU LIKE.
519
00:25:57,207 --> 00:25:58,257
OH.
520
00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:03,474
? OH, JINGER BEZ ?
521
00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:07,435
? JINGER BEZ,
JINGER AWRAH DAY ?
522
00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,698
? OH, WOTFUN TIZTO RIDE ?
523
00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:12,309
? A ONE-HOSS OPEN SRAY... ?
524
00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:14,094
? SR... ?
525
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:15,617
[chuckles]
526
00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:21,101
IS THAT YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
527
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,624
NO.
528
00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:24,670
THAT'�S WHAT IT WILL COST YOU
TO HIRE ME
529
00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:27,586
TO TAKE THIS CASE TO COURT
AND WIN IT.
530
00:26:30,417 --> 00:26:34,069
ONE OF THE RICHEST WOMEN
IN THE WORLD
531
00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:35,942
IS PUTTING IT
ALL ON THE LINE TODAY-
532
00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:39,206
FIGHTING TO SAVE
A JOE NAMED JERRY.
533
00:26:39,207 --> 00:26:41,729
I GUESS I'�D TAKEN FOR GRANTED
ALL OF THE JOES IN THE WORLD
534
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,993
UNTIL I MET JERRY.
535
00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:46,605
ARE YOU SAYING THAT
THIS JOE IS A HUMAN?
536
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,955
I'�M SAYING THAT JERRY
AND ALL THE OTHER JOES
537
00:26:48,956 --> 00:26:50,695
SHOULDN'�T BE TURNED
INTO DOG FOOD
538
00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:52,219
WHEN THEY'�RE OUT OF WORK.
539
00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:57,137
WELL, I DON'�T WORK,
AND I WOULD HATE TO BE KIBBLED.
540
00:26:57,180 --> 00:27:00,314
THE CLUB BOARD HAS VOTED TO
TERMINATE MARTHA'�S MEMBERSHIP.
541
00:27:00,315 --> 00:27:02,837
WE HAVE JOES WORKING HERE,
AND THE THOUGHT OF MARTHA
542
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:05,057
COMING INTO THE CLUB
WITH A JOE AS A GUEST WAS,
543
00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:08,191
WELL, FRANKLY DISGUSTING.
544
00:27:08,235 --> 00:27:11,151
A JOE SERVING FOOD
TO ANOTHER JOE, UH...
545
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,806
THINK ABOUT IT-
IT-IT-IT'�S INSANE.
546
00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:15,503
IT-IT'�S...
547
00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:17,287
WELL, I'�VE SAID IT.
548
00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:18,637
IT'�S INSANE.
549
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:33,390
ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE
JUDGE ALEXA POMFREY,
550
00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:35,436
JUDGE LEO TOLCHINSKY
551
00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:38,178
AND JUDGE WENDY NARITA.
552
00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:42,486
[bangs gavel]
YOU MAY BE SEATED.
553
00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:48,536
AS MANY AS 12 BILLION PEOPLE
ARE WATCHING THIS TRIAL.
554
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,886
THIS TRIBUNAL IS
GONNA BE VERY DISAPPOINTED
555
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,671
IF THE OUTSIDE MEDIA CIRCUS
556
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:55,064
AFFECTS THE DELIBERATIONS
IN HERE.
557
00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:59,242
EACH OF US HAS AT LEAST 70 YEARS
EXPERIENCE AS A JUDGE,
558
00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:02,419
AND I THINK THAT WE'�VE DEVELOPED
A REPUTATION FOR FAIRNESS
559
00:28:02,463 --> 00:28:04,291
AND GOOD MANNERS.
560
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:06,032
IN THE MATTER OF JERRY-
561
00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:07,990
NO LAST NAME,
562
00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:10,340
DESCRIBED AS
A LEGAL, PERMANENT RESIDENT-
563
00:28:10,341 --> 00:28:12,907
AGAINST THE CORPORATE PERSON,
CONTROLLED GENETICS,
564
00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:15,302
FORBIDDING IT TO DO HIM
ANY PHYSICAL HARM,
565
00:28:15,303 --> 00:28:18,130
AND IN PARTICULAR, FORBIDDING
THE COMPANY FROM KILLING HIM.
566
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:22,004
COUNSEL FOR THE PLAINTIFF,
ARE YOU READY TO BEGIN?
567
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:25,225
[clears throat]
568
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:31,405
A CORPORATION
IS A LEGAL FICTION.
569
00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:35,322
IT CAN'�T VOTE.
IT CAN'�T READ A BOOK.
570
00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:37,672
IT CAN'�T WALK THE DOG,
571
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:41,807
BUT YOU ARE GONNA HEAR
THIS IMAGINARY SOULLESS ENTITY
572
00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:45,114
ARGUE THAT
A FLESH AND BLOOD CREATURE,
573
00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:49,336
A BEING OF, UH, HOPES
AND LONGINGS AND PASSIONS-
574
00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:53,383
THAT FICTIONAL ENTITY IS GONNA
ARGUE THAT A FRIEND OF MINE
575
00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:56,778
HAS NO LEGAL EXISTENCE,
AND THAT'�S WHAT WE'RE TALKING-
576
00:28:56,822 --> 00:29:01,565
THAT'�S WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT-
RIGHT OVER THERE.
577
00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:09,486
JERRY.
578
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,793
MY FRIEND JERRY.
579
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,013
SIGRET?
580
00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:15,746
[whispers]
LATER, JERRY, LATER.
581
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,715
DON'�T TELL ME TO TELL YOU
THAT JERRY DOESN'�T EXIST,
582
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,196
BECAUSE, OF COURSE,
I KNOW THE JOE EXISTS.
583
00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:25,198
I SEE HIM SITTING OVER THERE.
584
00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:26,852
BUT IS HE ALIVE?
585
00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:29,376
I DON'�T DENY
THAT HE HAS A SORT OF LIFE,
586
00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:31,857
BUT HE'�S NOT REALLY A PERSON.
587
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:34,598
HE'�S THE PRODUCT
OF A SERIES OF PATENTS.
588
00:29:34,599 --> 00:29:37,165
EVERYONE THOUGHT THE FUTURE
WAS GOING TO BE MECHANICAL-
589
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:41,040
ROBOTS, ROBOTS.
590
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:45,044
BUT THE WORLD WILL NOT
BE SERVED BY TOASTERS.
591
00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:47,960
NOW WHAT-WHAT IS A JOE?
592
00:29:48,003 --> 00:29:52,399
A JOE IS A FEW STRANDS
OF HUMAN D.N.A.
593
00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:55,794
ALONG WITH SOME OTHER STUFF
WHICH IS PROPRIETARY,
594
00:29:55,837 --> 00:30:00,450
AND THEN IT'�S ALL MANIPULATED
TO SERVE A SPECIFIC DESIGN.
595
00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:02,452
I-I COULD GIVE YOU
AN EXAMPLE.
596
00:30:02,496 --> 00:30:05,151
THERE IS CAMERA JOE.
597
00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:09,503
AND OVER HERE-MINEFIELD JOE.
598
00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:16,162
CASE CLOSED, YOUR HONOR.
599
00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:17,554
WE'�D LIKE TO SHOW A VIDEO.
600
00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:20,644
HMM. I LIKE VIDEOS.
601
00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:21,907
GREAT. LET'�S WATCH.
602
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,532
THIS WAS TAKEN SIX MONTHS AGO.
JERRY IS THE ONE IN THE CENTER.
603
00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:40,186
[man] COMPANY HALT.
604
00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:41,665
SWEEP THE MINES, JOES.
605
00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:43,885
WALK, NO BOOM.
606
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:46,278
YEAH, WELL, MAYBE "WALK,
NO BOOM" FOR YOU, JOE, BUT-
607
00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:47,541
JERRY.
608
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:48,890
JUST WATCH.
609
00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:01,598
[gasps]
610
00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:23,185
[grunts]
611
00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:28,495
SIGRET.
612
00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,845
SANKOO.
613
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,587
[man] THANK YOU.
614
00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:35,458
WHAT DID YOU JUST SEE?
615
00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:37,460
WELL,
I THINK IT'�S OBVIOUS
616
00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:39,941
THAT HE DOESN'�T CARE
WHETHER HE LIVES OR DIES,
617
00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:42,161
AND THAT'�S THE WAY
I DESIGNED HIM.
618
00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:43,814
HE'�S NOT AFRAID OF DEATH.
619
00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:46,339
THEN IT'�S INTO THE BUS,
AND AFTER THAT IT'�S...
620
00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:48,123
[imitates dog barking]
621
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:52,214
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
NO PROBLEM-O. HE'�S NOT A MAN.
622
00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:54,608
YOUR HONOR,
I MOVE TO DISMISS THIS CASE.
623
00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:56,566
I WOULD DO THE SAME THING
IF I WERE YOU.
624
00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:59,569
MR. McCOY,
CAN WE CALL IT A DAY?
625
00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:03,312
CALL IT A DAY,
YOUR HONOR? A DAY?
626
00:32:03,313 --> 00:32:04,399
[Judge Pomfrey]
YOU SAW THE VIDEO?
627
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,099
I DID, YOUR HONOR.
I SAW THE VIDEO,
628
00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:09,797
AND-AND THE VIDEO,
YOUR HONOR-
629
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,496
THE VIDEO
PROVES THAT JERRY-
630
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,542
YOUR HONOR, JERRY IS A MAN.
631
00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:20,460
I KNEW IT.
632
00:32:23,518 --> 00:32:27,379
I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU
A COUPLE OR THREE QUESTIONS.
633
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:28,430
YOU WITH ME?
634
00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:29,991
YES.
635
00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:32,325
WHY WAS JERRY SET
FOR DESTRUCTION? THE TRUTH.
636
00:32:36,432 --> 00:32:38,782
THERE WAS NO MORE MONEY
IN HIM.
637
00:32:38,826 --> 00:32:42,830
I MEAN, IT'�S-IT'S LIKE A...
A DIFFERENT FORM OF LAYOFF.
638
00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:45,441
IN THE OLD DAYS
WHEN A CAR COMPANY
639
00:32:45,442 --> 00:32:46,964
STOPPED MAKING MONEY
ON A MODEL,
640
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,793
THEY'�D FIRE THE WORKERS
AND KEEP THE PENSIONS.
641
00:32:49,837 --> 00:32:53,580
NOW WE... [chuckles]
WE LIQUIDATE THEM.
642
00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:56,452
A LOT LESS MISERY,
IF YOU ASK ME.
643
00:32:56,496 --> 00:33:00,891
THANK YOU, MR. CARGREW,
FOR YOUR HONESTY.IT'�S A PLEASURE.
644
00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:02,937
NEXT WITNESS.
645
00:33:02,938 --> 00:33:04,677
[Judge Pomfrey]
YOU MAY STEP DOWN.
646
00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:06,593
MR. McCOY,
WHO DO YOU WANT TO CALL?
647
00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:13,165
JERRY.
OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR.
648
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,123
THIS ANTHROPOID CANNOT BE EXAMINED.
649
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,734
HE IS A MERE PART AND CHATTEL
OF THE RESPONDENT.
650
00:33:17,735 --> 00:33:19,431
THAT'�S WHAT
WE'�RE TRYING TO DETERMINE.
651
00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:21,782
OBJECTION OVERRULED.
652
00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:23,871
OKAY, JERRY.
THEY WANT YOU TO TALK NOW.
653
00:33:23,914 --> 00:33:27,179
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.AND THEN I GET CANDY?
654
00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,790
THEN YOU GET DIGNITY.
655
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,661
NO DIGNITY, BOSS. CANDY.
656
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:36,231
CANDY NOW, DIGNITY AFTER.
657
00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:39,756
YOUR HONOR, OBJECTION. THE JOE
CAN'�T TAKE THE WITNESS STAND
658
00:33:39,757 --> 00:33:41,975
BECAUSE HE CAN'�T SWEAR
TO AN OATH. HE DOESN'�T HAVE THE UNDERSTANDING.
659
00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:44,065
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT,
MR. McCOY?
660
00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:47,112
I SAY LET'�S PUT HIM ON THE STAND
AND FIND OUT.
661
00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,235
PROCEED WITH THE OATH.
662
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,199
RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.
663
00:33:59,776 --> 00:34:01,474
HELLO.
664
00:34:01,517 --> 00:34:03,650
DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR
TO TELL THE TRUTH,
665
00:34:03,651 --> 00:34:05,781
THE WHOLE TRUTH
AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH,
666
00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:07,436
SO HELP YOU GOD...
667
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,701
GODDESS, BUDDHA, ALLAH,
GREAT SPIRIT, HIGHER POWER,
668
00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:15,923
GAIA, AND THE GREAT TURTLE
THAT SUPPORTS THE UNIVERSE?
669
00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:17,664
BOSS?
670
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,666
OKAY, BOSS.
671
00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:30,633
JERRY, MY FRIEND,
672
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,244
YOU'�RE A GOOD WORKER,
HUH?
673
00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:33,419
OH.
674
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:39,947
OH,
JERRY A... GOOD WORKER.
675
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:43,646
JERRY DIG UP WEED.
JERRY NO DIG UP VEGETABAR.
676
00:34:43,647 --> 00:34:46,257
YEAH, YEAH, BUT JERRY GOOD
SINGER, TOO, AREN'�T YOU, JERRY?
677
00:34:46,258 --> 00:34:49,565
YOUR HONOR, OBJECTION. THIS LINE
OF QUESTIONING IS IRRELEVANT.
678
00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:52,090
OBJECTION OVERRULED. CONTINUE.
679
00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:55,963
JERRY, WOULD YOU SING US
YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
680
00:34:56,006 --> 00:34:57,056
OH.
681
00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:02,709
? OH, JINGER BEZ,
JINGER BEZ ?
682
00:35:02,752 --> 00:35:05,320
? JINGER AWRAH DAY ?
683
00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:10,151
? OH, WOTFUN IS TO RIDE
IN ONE-HOSS OPEN SRAY ?
684
00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:12,719
NO, TH-THANK YOU, JERRY.
685
00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,634
I WANT TO ESTABLISH
FOR THE COURT
686
00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:17,985
THAT JERRY
LIKES CHRISTMAS MUSIC.
687
00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:20,553
NOW I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION
FOR YOU, JERRY.
688
00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:22,511
HOW MANY FINGERS
AM I HOLDING UP?
689
00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:26,646
OH, ONE, TWO, SREE,
FOUR, FIVE.
690
00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:30,128
SIX FINGERS, JERRY.OH, FIVE, BOSS.
691
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:33,000
SIX FINGERS, JERRY.
I'�LL GIVE YOU A CIGARETTE.
692
00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:34,093
OH.
693
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:43,053
SIX FOR A CIGARETTE.
694
00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:45,404
HOW MANY FOR A SIGRET?
695
00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:47,971
OKAY, JUST STOP RIGHT THERE, JERRY.
696
00:35:47,972 --> 00:35:49,320
YOUR HONOR,
COULD WE REPLAY
697
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:51,975
THE VIDEO OF JERRY
IN THE MINEFIELD?WHY?
698
00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:54,152
WHY NOT?
RUN THE VIDEO.
699
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,720
[Mr. McCoy] OKAY,
700
00:35:57,764 --> 00:36:00,897
UH, SPEED IT UP
TO ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH.
701
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:04,858
GOOD. STOP RIGHT THERE.
702
00:36:04,859 --> 00:36:06,511
LET'�S GO BACK
AND PLAY THAT AGAIN,
703
00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:09,342
ONLY CLOSER ON JERRY'�S LAST
CONTACT WITH THE OTHER JOE.
704
00:36:23,311 --> 00:36:26,532
[McCoy] OKAY, FREEZE IT... NOW.
705
00:36:32,102 --> 00:36:34,017
[gasps]
706
00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:35,976
OKAY, STOP.
707
00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:41,503
NOW, JERRY, WHEN YOU WENT
BEHIND THE OTHER JOE,
708
00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:43,679
DID YOU GIVE HIM
A LITTLE PUSH
709
00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:46,193
SO THAT HE WOULD MOVE
INTO WHAT HAD BEEN YOUR ROW?
710
00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:51,252
OH, JOE GO BOOM,
JERRY-JERRY GET CANDY.
711
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:54,124
YES. JOE GO BOOM,
JERRY GET CANDY.
712
00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:56,562
JERRY,
WHY DID YOU MOVE BEHIND HIM?
713
00:36:56,605 --> 00:37:01,654
OH, JERRY, UH...
714
00:37:01,697 --> 00:37:03,177
JERRY SEE MINE.
715
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,874
JERRY SEE MINE,
716
00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:08,530
AND JERRY SWITCH PLACES,
AND JOE GO BOOM
717
00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:09,624
AND JERRY GET CANDY.
718
00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:16,321
JERRY SEE LAND MINE,
719
00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:19,585
AND JERRY SWITCHED PLACES,
720
00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:22,979
AND JOE GO BOOM
AND JERRY GET CANDY.
721
00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:30,943
LET'�S REVIEW THE FACTS,
MY FRIENDS.
722
00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:33,163
LET'�S GO OVER
WHAT WE'�VE JUST SEEN.
723
00:37:33,207 --> 00:37:38,473
ONE-JERRY LIKES
CHRISTMAS CAROLS.
724
00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:40,606
DOES THAT MAKE HIM A MAN?
725
00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:43,913
I THINK IT DOES,
BUT YOU WANT MORE EVIDENCE.
726
00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:46,742
TWO-HE WANTS A CIGARETTE,
727
00:37:46,743 --> 00:37:48,439
AND HE IS WILLING TO LIE
TO GET ONE.
728
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,616
HE IS WILLING
TO TAKE A BRIBE
729
00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:53,967
TO SUBVERT
WHAT HE KNOWS TO BE TRUE.
730
00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:56,491
DOES LYING MAKE HIM HUMAN?
731
00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:00,626
I THINK IT DOES.
732
00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:02,049
BUT YOU WANT MORE EVIDENCE?
733
00:38:02,050 --> 00:38:05,369
WHAT ABOUT WHAT
WE JUST SAW ON THE VIDEO?
734
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:09,156
THREE-JERRY IS WILLING
TO SACRIFICE ANOTHER JOE
735
00:38:09,199 --> 00:38:11,071
TO SAVE HIS OWN LIFE.
736
00:38:11,072 --> 00:38:12,854
WHAT'�S MORE, HE TOLD US
ABOUT IT ON THE STAND.
737
00:38:12,855 --> 00:38:14,117
HE ADMITTED TO SOMETHING
738
00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:16,772
THAT MOST OF US
WOULD BE ASHAMED TO ADMIT TO.
739
00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:18,296
TELL ME, PLEASE TELL ME,
740
00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:20,907
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
BE MORE HUMAN
741
00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:22,256
THAN SELF-PRESERVATION
742
00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:28,654
AND A CALLOUS DISREGARD
OF OTHERS?
743
00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:32,832
YOU CAN PROGRAM A ROBOT
TO SING A FEW SONGS,
744
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:35,269
BUT DOES A ROBOT CHEAT?
NO.
745
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:39,752
DOES A POTATO CHEAT? NO.
746
00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:42,711
JERRY IS CAPABLE OF CHEATING.
747
00:38:51,241 --> 00:38:54,375
CAN-CAN I LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET?
748
00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:56,709
AND-AND PLEASE,
DON'�T HOLD THIS AGAINST ME.
749
00:38:58,727 --> 00:38:59,777
I BELIEVE IN GOD.
750
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:06,909
AND IF GOD GAVE LIFE TO MAN,
751
00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:09,347
AND MAN GAVE LIFE TO JERRY,
752
00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:13,786
THEN THERE'�S A-
THERE'�S A LITTLE...
753
00:39:13,829 --> 00:39:17,355
A LITTLE SPARK OF THE DIVINE
IN JERRY,
754
00:39:17,356 --> 00:39:18,616
JUST THE SAME AS
THERE'�S A LITTLE
755
00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:21,881
SPARK OF THE DIVINE
IN YOU, YOUR HONORS,
756
00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:25,928
AND YOU, MR. CARGREW,
AND EVEN YOU, MR. PYRAMUS, AND-
757
00:39:25,972 --> 00:39:29,845
I AM NOT GONNA STAND BY AND TURN
THAT LITTLE SPARK OF THE DIVINE
758
00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:32,326
INTO-INTO SMALL BREED
PUPPY FOOD
759
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,763
AND-AND FEED IT TO A DOG. NO.
760
00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:36,977
CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED,
BUT THAT'�S NOT ME.
761
00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:46,209
THAT LITTLE SPARK
OF THE DIVINE.
762
00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:59,527
ALL THOSE LITTLE SPARKS
OF THE DIVINE-
763
00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:01,834
WAIT A MINUTE!
764
00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:05,141
I HOLD THE PATENT ON THAT...
765
00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:08,101
LITTLE SPARK OF THE DIVINE!
766
00:40:13,754 --> 00:40:18,502
MRS. VAN VOGEL, NOW THAT
WE CAN'�T KILL THE WORKERS
767
00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:20,123
WHEN THEY'�RE NO LONGER USEFUL,
768
00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:23,072
WE HAVE TO FEED THEM AND HOUSE
THEM. PRICES ARE GONNA RISE.
769
00:40:23,073 --> 00:40:25,030
STOCKS ARE ALREADY FALLING
ON THE NEWS.
770
00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:27,075
CONTROLLED GENETICS
JUST OPENED THE DOORS
771
00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:29,688
AND LET ALL THEIR RETIRED
WORKERS OUT ON THE STREET.
772
00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:31,820
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE CARE
OF ALL OF THEM?
773
00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:34,214
NO, JUST ONE.
774
00:40:36,172 --> 00:40:38,392
[gong bongs]
775
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,089
I HAVE TO SAY,
776
00:40:40,090 --> 00:40:41,655
THIS IS GONNA TAKE ME
SOME TIME TO GET USED TO.
777
00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:44,659
IT'�S NOT HOW I WAS RAISED,
778
00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:47,401
BUT DADDY ALWAYS SAID,
779
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:51,144
"BROWNIE, MORALITY IS LIKE
THE STOCK MARKET."
780
00:40:51,187 --> 00:40:54,321
WELL, I DON'�T UNDERSTAND
THE MARKET,
781
00:40:54,364 --> 00:40:57,324
AND I DON'�T UNDERSTAND MORALITY,
782
00:40:57,367 --> 00:41:02,068
BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU,
AND YOU UNDERSTAND ME,
783
00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:04,287
AND MEETING YOU HAS BEEN
784
00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:07,552
THE HIGH POINT OF MY LIFE.
785
00:41:07,595 --> 00:41:08,944
OH.
786
00:41:08,945 --> 00:41:09,901
[trumpets]
787
00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:12,513
WOW!
788
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:15,037
WELL, I LIKE YOU,
TOO, NAPOLEON.
789
00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:16,865
I DO.
790
00:41:16,909 --> 00:41:19,346
I LIKE YOU A LOT.
791
00:41:19,347 --> 00:41:21,216
WHY DON'�T WE GO
TO THE PARK TOMORROW?
792
00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:22,741
NO, NO, NOT THE PARK.
793
00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:24,786
I'�LL TAKE YOU
TO THE CLUB.
794
00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:27,223
OH, YOU'�LL LIKE THE CLUB.
I DO.
795
00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:29,077
[Martha]
YOU PROMISED YOU'�D QUIT.
796
00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:33,148
SIGRET.
797
00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:44,850
SURE, BABY. SIGRET.
798
00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:50,638
WHAT MAKES US HUMAN
799
00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:54,860
MAY ONE DAY BE DEFINED
NOT BY THE GIFTS WE POSSESS,
800
00:41:54,903 --> 00:41:57,036
BUT BY THE VIRTUES WE LACK.
801
00:41:57,086 --> 00:42:01,636
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