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[upbeat music]
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- Do you think it's strange
that the highest compliment
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you can pay a chef
is to pantomime kissing
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a duck on the lips
and the duck's head explodes?
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- I'm gonna need
some more coffee.
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What are you talking about?
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- When you asked that gentleman
if he was enjoying his food,
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he did this.
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- Steve, you "quack" me up.
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- Bonjour, mes amis!
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- That's French
for howdy, y'all.
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- What's with the box?
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- For every croissant
you buy at Patsy's Pastries
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this week, you get
a raffle ticket for a trip
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to France, so voil�!
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I bought 20 croissants.
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- That's just
a silly sales tool.
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And the odds of you winning?
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Pardon my French-
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big fat zero.
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- Maybe, but isn't it worth it
to dream of Paris?
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Mm.
Mm!
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- Now I see the duck.
- Thank you.
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- Good morning, everyone.
- Morning.
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- Sorry I'm late.
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But, uh, today,
I'm not just late for work.
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- Oh, my gosh, are you-
- Gabby, are you-
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- I just may be.
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- Someone please
finish a sentence.
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- I'm pregnant!
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- [screams]
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Oh, congratulations, Gabby!
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I'm going to be T�a Isabella.
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- That's wonderful, Gabby.
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I didn't know you got your
test results back so quick.
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- Oh, no, those weren't
pregnancy tests.
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Those were just some tests
to determine my chances
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of carrying a child,
and I guess we found out
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the answer to that already.
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- Yeah, but if you didn't
take a pregnancy test,
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how can you be sure?
- Oh, Bobbie, I am sure.
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Let's just say that my body
is always on time.
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I'm like a Swiss watch,
like a Japanese train,
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like a birthday card
from my mom
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a week after my birthday.
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- Congratulations, Gabby.
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OCD hug?
- Yes.
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Oh, gosh.
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I'm just-
I'm so excited.
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I have to pee!
Ah!
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- Don't forget,
you're peeing for two.
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Ah.
This is amazing.
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- Yep, yep.
- That's your reaction?
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"Yep"?
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- Well, I think
it's just a little early
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to be celebrating.
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Sometimes Gabby can be
like a young child
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holding a big clump
of balloons.
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- You mean happy?
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- I mean I don't want her
floating off into space.
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- I lost an uncle that way,
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skinny guy, 80th birthday.
[whooshes]
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[snaps]
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- You know what you need?
A trip to France.
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I'm going back to Patsy's
for more croissants!
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- ? Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight ?
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? To get through the day ?
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? And sleep on
through the night ?
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? But here
you'll find a place ?
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? That'll surely
lift your spirits ?
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? You belong
at Happy's Place ?
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- Hey, uh,
is Gabby's skin more radiant?
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Because she just asked me
if it was.
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And, uh, I said yes.
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Was that the right answer?
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- Yes, it was.
Well done.
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- You got off easy.
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She tells me, feel my boobs.
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They're fuller.
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- That doesn't sound
so bad to me.
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- Oh, no!
- What's wrong?
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You got to the end of TikTok
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and realized
you just wasted your life?
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- The bluegrass band I booked
for tonight just canceled.
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- It's Tennessee.
Go outside and throw a rock.
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You could hit a banjo player.
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- Oh, my daddy
always used to say,
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you know the difference
between an onion and a banjo?
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- What?
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- Nobody ever cries when
they're chopping up a banjo.
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- This must have been
what "Hee Haw" was like.
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Anyway,
I've got a band to find.
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- OK.
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- Hey, if you showed up
for live music and instead,
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it was a suspiciously available
party princess,
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would you be mad?
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- I'd be confused.
What's going on?
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- Oh, our band for tonight
canceled at the last minute.
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You just can't trust musicians.
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- Rude.
My band would never do that.
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- Wait, you're in a band?
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- We're called Sunburst,
named after the flower,
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not the orange juice.
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It's just me
and a couple of other dads
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from my kids' preschool.
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- Ah, the cool dads.
You guys any good?
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- Ask Emmett and Steve.
They came to see us play.
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They said we were amazing.
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- Well, that's all
I need to hear.
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Can you guys play tonight?
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- Absolutely.
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I'll call the guys.
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Tonight, we're gonna rock,
assuming we can get sitters.
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? ?
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- OK, guys, I need you to
help me pick out a baby name,
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and it has to pass
the playground test.
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- What's the playground test?
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- Well, you can't name
your kid anything
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that rhymes with something bad.
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You name your son Bart,
bullies call him Fart.
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Name your daughter Gabby,
bullies call her
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Blabby or Crabby
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or Jolly Blonde Giant
with No Friends.
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- What's going on?
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- Talking baby names,
uncovering childhood traumas.
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Just a typical Wednesday.
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- You have any suggestions
for Gabby's little one?
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It just shouldn't rhyme
with a curse.
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- Oh, well, I like
the way they used to do it
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back in the Middle Ages.
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Wait till the kid's
three or four years old
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and then give them a name.
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- Wow, when's the last time
you heard someone say,
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"I liked it how they did it
in the Middle Ages"?
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- Carry on.
- Well, wait, wait.
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Bobbie, don't you want to help?
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- No, I don't think
I'd pass the rhyme test,
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probably 'cause I know
too many cuss words.
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- Well, Bobbie...
- Huh?
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- I mean,
maybe it's just my hormones
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making me extra sensitive,
but I feel like
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you're not totally excited
for me.
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- Oh, no, honey,
I am excited for you.
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- But?
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- I just don't want you
to get too excited
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because then
you'll be disappointed.
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- You know, Bobbie,
that's not gonna happen, OK?
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There is something
going on in my body.
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Here, feel my boobs.
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Just feel 'em.
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- Thanks, but I have a feeling
they're just gonna be the same
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as they were this morning.
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- Bobbie, look, I have been
not pregnant my whole life,
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and I know
what that feels like.
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This is different.
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And, you know, I just want
to enjoy every moment.
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- And you should.
Don't pay any attention to me.
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- Well, you're kind of
hard to ignore,
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when you're doing this
whole Bobbie Bummer thing,
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always expecting the worst.
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Ooh, I have to pee again.
This is so exciting.
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I pee now when I'm excited.
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- "Bobbie Bummer"?
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I'm not like that, am I?
- You? No.
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[laughs awkwardly]
Not really.
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Not all the time.
Not about everything.
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Anyway, work, work.
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- That was pretty weird,
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what Gabby said
about me, right?
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- Definitely.
- Yeah.
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- You know the weirdest part?
- What?
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- Bummer and Bobbie
don't even rhyme...
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but it still works.
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? ?
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.
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- I heard you hired
Takoda's band
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to play tonight.
- That's right.
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You know, I haven't
seen him this happy
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since that butterfly landed
on his shoulder.
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- OK, you cannot hire Sunburst
to play here.
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Their style is not a good fit
for the tavern.
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- Why? What type
of music do they play?
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Folk, rock, country?
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- Death metal.
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- [chuckles]
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Sunburst is
a death metal band?
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- Emmett and I watched them
play at a biker bar.
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They got fired because
they were too loud.
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- He told me you guys said
they were awesome.
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- We lied!
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- Music is subjective,
you know?
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I hear some people
don't like...
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[whispering]
Beyonc�.
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- Why are you whispering?
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- I don't want
the Hive to hear me.
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- OK, I sent you a YouTube link
of them playing in his garage.
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- [clears throat]
Aw, cute.
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Look at them,
all dressed in black and-
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oh, oh!
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That is very loud!
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Ah, so much feedback.
Is that singing?
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- No.
- Oh, when will it stop?
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Please, make it stop.
Ah!
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- Not exactly "Halo," huh?
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Listen, you cannot
hire them to play here.
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His heart will break
when all the customers
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run out screaming
just like the bikers did.
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- Guys, I just got an alert
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that Sunburst got another view
on YouTube.
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- Wow.
And how many is that?
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- 15.
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15 whole views.
Ah!
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- Ah!
[laughs]
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Oh, God.
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- Well, is it me
or did my kitchen
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just get more beautiful?
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- Don't you mean gloomier,
darker, more depressing?
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- All excellent compliments,
but no.
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I'm gonna take
a wild guess here.
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You got something on your mind?
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- It's that baby thing.
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Gabby called me Bobbie Bummer.
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She said I'm always
expecting the worst.
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Am I like that?
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- Well, if you are,
you're expecting me to say yes.
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Is that what you're expecting?
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- Yes.
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- Then you answered
your own question.
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- What's happened to me?
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I'm an optimist.
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Daddy always said,
I'm either looking
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at the bright side
or polishing a turd.
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- Well, that's right.
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Then he had to go
and screw it all up by dying.
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- I appreciate you trying
to lift my spirits.
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- Look, I brought it up
because when Happy got sick,
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you said he wasn't gonna die,
but he did.
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- What's your point?
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- It's this.
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One reason it hurt so bad was
because you were an optimist.
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You weren't expecting
the worst.
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- Oh, and if I had have been
expecting the worst,
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it probably wouldn't have
hurt so much?
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- Probably.
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So if that's how you're
looking at things now,
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makes sense.
- Well, guess what.
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My good friend Gabby
is excited about something,
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and I'm gonna be excited
about something too.
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- Well, you just go ahead
and get excited.
251
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,775
- Thanks, Emmett.
This helped a lot.
252
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,945
- Glad to hear it.
253
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,572
Now I'm kind of depressed.
254
00:11:41,194 --> 00:11:42,576
.
255
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,627
- Let me guess,
you still haven't broken
256
00:11:44,628 --> 00:11:46,080
the news to Takoda.
- [sighs]
257
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,131
- How'd you know?
258
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:57,133
- Seeing his hair that close
to the chili makes me anxious.
259
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,344
- This is awful.
260
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,513
If I do fire him or if I don't,
261
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,807
either way,
the sweetest man on Earth
262
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,433
gets his feelings hurt.
263
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,186
God, why can't Takoda
be a worse person?
264
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,688
- May I make a suggestion?
265
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,147
- Please.
266
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,233
- Lie.
267
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,486
- Or maybe
you tell him the news.
268
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,696
- I would love to help,
269
00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:18,904
but I have
a doctor's appointment.
270
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,955
- Oh, dang it.
271
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,367
- Lying.
272
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,079
- OK, OK, I can do this.
273
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,414
OK.
274
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,542
Takoda, I need to talk
to you about Sunburst.
275
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:34,337
- Did I tell you that my mom's
gonna be coming to the show?
276
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,506
- No.
277
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:40,552
- She is so excited,
and she never gets a chance
278
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,595
to leave the nursing home.
279
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,724
- Where she works?
280
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,308
- No, she lives there.
281
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:52,313
She even wrote "Sunburst"
on her oxygen tank.
282
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,524
- Wow!
283
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,528
- So what did you want to say?
284
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,698
- [whispering]
Lie.
285
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,113
- Takoda, I'm sorry,
but Sunburst can't play
286
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,377
at Happy's Place tonight.
287
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,996
- Oh, no. Why?
288
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:14,044
- Because...the stage
can't support a whole band.
289
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:18,381
- Oh, don't be silly.
I rebuilt it last year.
290
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:22,135
- Well, actually,
the real reason is
291
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:25,930
because no budget for a band.
292
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,683
No budget.
- No problem.
293
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,353
We'll play for free,
every weekend, if you want.
294
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,939
- But-
295
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,691
- Is something going on?
296
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,818
Are you looking to fire us?
297
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,404
- What?
[laughs]
298
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,698
I mean, that's silly.
299
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,449
Look at you,
a talented musician
300
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,118
with a little silly streak.
301
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,121
I'm gonna start
calling you "silly."
302
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,041
- OK, so we can play.
303
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,794
- Yes, silly.
304
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,754
- I can't wait to tell my mom.
305
00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:00,381
At her age, it helps to have
things to look forward to.
306
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,008
- All right, man.
307
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,805
- Wow.
That was amazing.
308
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:07,938
- Really?
309
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,850
- No, I'm lying!
310
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,436
How are you so bad at this?
311
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,105
- What am I gonna do?
312
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,524
- Maybe the regulars
will like it.
313
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:21,152
People slow down
to watch a train wreck.
314
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,488
- You're right.
They do.
315
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,740
- What are you thinking?
316
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,368
- I think I might just know
how to fix this.
317
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,787
- Fix it.
Yeah!
318
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:34,374
[upbeat music]
319
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,043
- So what exactly are we doing?
320
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,546
- Gabby needs help
finding a name for her baby,
321
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,173
so we're throwing her
a baby name party,
322
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:46,469
'cause I'm a fun lady
who likes to throw fun parties.
323
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:50,140
- You know you're fun
when you have to tell everyone.
324
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,725
- Oh, hush.
325
00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:53,559
Everybody, put your
babies' names in the tin,
326
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,437
and let's get
this party started.
327
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,855
There you go.
328
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,606
- If none of these work,
329
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,984
we can always
name the kid Folgers.
330
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,236
[laughter]
331
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,904
- What's going on?
332
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,490
OK, is this because
I ate the last croissant?
333
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,284
It was for the baby.
334
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,870
- No, we're throwing you
a baby naming party.
335
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,372
- Oh, my gosh, I love it.
336
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,497
I've never heard of that.
337
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,750
- Exactly.
338
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,627
It's 'cause it's not a thing.
339
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,337
- Well, we've got a coffee tin
full of baby names,
340
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,379
so pick one.
341
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,466
- Ooh, this is so exciting.
342
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,010
OK.
343
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,928
Terry Bradshaw.
344
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,183
- You're welcome.
345
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,976
- Emmett, do you really think
346
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,312
I should name my baby
Terry Bradshaw?
347
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:43,276
- I'll let his 212 career
passing touchdowns answer that.
348
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,778
- OK, pick another one.
- OK.
349
00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:46,028
- I swear,
there's a good one in there.
350
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,197
- All right.
351
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,240
Um...
352
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,533
Astrid.
353
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,411
- No last name.
354
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:57,540
Let her be born knowing
she will be a star.
355
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,417
- Aw, Steve.
356
00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,460
You really think
she's gonna be a star?
357
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,879
- Absolutely.
358
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,840
Star quarterback.
359
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,675
- Honey, boy or girl,
we're gonna love
360
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,053
this kid to bits and pieces.
- Yeah.
361
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,973
I can't wait to gobble
on its little baby toes.
362
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,934
- Your kid can play
in my kids' band.
363
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,144
- Aw.
You know what?
364
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,896
You guys are really great.
365
00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:22,481
- Why don't we take a selfie
so we can remember this moment?
366
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,858
- All right, I got it.
367
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,526
- And I bet someday,
we'll be showing it
368
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,238
to little
Terry Astrid Bradshaw,
369
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,615
the bass-playing
quarterback with...
370
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,450
both:
Tasty toes.
371
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,494
- [laughs]
- OK, here we go.
372
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,038
[phone rings]
Ooh. All right.
373
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,497
Oh, it's my doctor.
I'll be right back.
374
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,167
- OK.
375
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,503
- Doesn't really matter
what you name a kid.
376
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,922
They're gonna call you
Shortstack anyway,
377
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:50,093
till you hit a growth spurt
and start pounding 'em.
378
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,929
- Did they call you Shortstack
because you were short
379
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:56,224
or because you were sweet
like syrupy pancakes?
380
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,144
- Do you remember
the second half of that story?
381
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,855
- Knock it off, you two.
This is Happy's Place.
382
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,566
Everybody, get happy.
Come on.
383
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,860
- Wow, that's
a change in attitude.
384
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,112
What's gotten into you?
- Emmett.
385
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,364
- Uh-
- Emmett's thoughts.
386
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:15,326
Emmett's thoughts got into me.
That's it.
387
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,041
- You're so cute
when you're embarrassed.
388
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:25,003
I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.
389
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,006
- Oh, here she is,
star of the party.
390
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,507
What's wrong, honey?
391
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:33,636
- Um, yeah, we don't need
to find a name for the baby.
392
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,847
I'm not pregnant.
393
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,641
- [sighs]
394
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:39,851
[somber music]
395
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,936
? ?
396
00:17:45,726 --> 00:17:47,107
.
397
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,277
- Hey.
- Hi.
398
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,572
[sniffing]
399
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,660
- You poor thing.
400
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,205
What did the doctor say?
401
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:04,751
- Oh, he said there was
a very simple reason
402
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,836
I wasn't pregnant.
403
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,757
Turns out, I'm infertile.
404
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,552
- Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
405
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:18,223
- I'm such an idiot.
406
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,558
- No, you're not.
Let me just-
407
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,727
- Oh.
- There you go.
408
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:29,401
- Who orders 12 pairs of
maternity pants on final sale?
409
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,834
- Well, they'll come in handy
after Christmas.
410
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,991
- I just-
411
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,369
I just wanted a baby so bad.
412
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,163
- I know.
I know.
413
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,210
- Oh, hey.
414
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,170
- Hey.
415
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,172
- How's Gabby doing?
416
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:55,552
- As well as can be expected:
sad, disappointed.
417
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:59,264
The doctor said
she's not able to get pregnant.
418
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,683
- Oh, man, that's rough.
- Yeah.
419
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:07,105
- So her boobs weren't
really, you know...
420
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,815
I mean, it was all in her head?
421
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,738
- Really?
That's your question?
422
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:16,613
- Well, I've never been
in this situation before.
423
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,700
I don't know what to say.
- Well, not that.
424
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,201
- OK.
425
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,287
How are you?
426
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,830
- What do you mean?
427
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,458
- Well, turns out,
Bobbie Bummer
428
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,126
had the right idea after all.
429
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,046
- Ha-ha, no, no, I didn't.
430
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:32,838
I don't think it would have
hurt any less,
431
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,591
knowing this was coming.
432
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,427
Maybe there's just
no good way to handle this.
433
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:41,598
- Well, I guess all we can do
is hope for the best,
434
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:45,727
prepare for the worst,
and leave the rest up to God.
435
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,731
- Well, look at you,
talking all deep and stuff.
436
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,941
- My granny had that
on a quote pillow.
437
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,693
- [laughs]
438
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:55,361
- Hey, should I go in
and talk to her?
439
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,905
- Nah.
440
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,032
I think she wants
to be alone for a while.
441
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,267
I don't think she's ready
to talk about it.
442
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,618
- Well, aren't you done
with your shift?
443
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,372
What are you doing
hanging around here?
444
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,290
- For when she is.
445
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:10,293
[light music]
446
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,171
[upbeat music]
447
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,839
? ?
448
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,593
- Wow, impressive crowd.
449
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:23,390
And I mean numbers,
not sense of fashion.
450
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,558
- Didn't think
he'd have a crowd.
451
00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:27,559
- He wasn't going to,
till I reached out
452
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,521
to his 15 subscribers
on YouTube.
453
00:20:29,522 --> 00:20:31,021
Two of them were Russian bots,
454
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,690
but the other ones
were actual fans
455
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,068
who love a good train wreck.
456
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,240
- Nice work, Isabella.
You did it.
457
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,784
- I always like to support
local musicians.
458
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:46,162
Have you got any earplugs?
- Yes, I do.
459
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:49,290
- We'd like to dedicate
this first song to Isabella
460
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:53,253
for giving us a shot.
- Sunburst. Ah!
461
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,964
- And to my mom for coming out.
462
00:20:56,089 --> 00:21:00,719
Not so close
to the oxygen tank there, Mom.
463
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,138
One, two, three, four!
464
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,016
[heavy metal music playing]
465
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:10,645
? ?
466
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:14,482
- They sound just as good
as I remember!
467
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,985
- The good thing is,
their pyrotechnics guy
468
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,863
couldn't find a babysitter.
469
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,323
- ? Disconnect, reconnect ?
470
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,576
? ?
471
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,828
? I'm insane, I'm alive ?
472
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,663
? ?
473
00:21:28,713 --> 00:21:33,263
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