Original subtitles

The wind gently kisses my cheeks

A golden streak of light

seeking a new beginning

I hope for a new day

My heart fills with warmth from the morning sun

Your smiling face is the dawn of a new phase

I want it coming in naturally

Each relaxed footstep steps out on a new route

La...la...la...

Rushes towards me every day

What's up? Tired of living?

Girl with the diamond slipper

The wind gently kisses my cheeks

seeking a new beginning

making this day a memorable one

I'll get you this time

You bitch...

You punk, how shameful it is for a man

to put on orange colour clothes!

Miss, are you alright?

Iam fine, are you hurt?

I feel...very painful

Miss, can you help me get home?

If your home is close by

lam fine to go to your place

I'm leaving if you are alright

Miss, how do lfind you if I'm not feeling well later?

At least give me your number

Alright, it's 999781

Call me if you have any problem, 'bye

Pretty girl

Remember, call me if you need me

Idiot

It's easy making friends with girls

It scares me, that sex maniac keeps following me

Luckily I was smart

otherwise I'll be in big trouble

He didn't look right

I didn't even dare to take the elevator

Miss Chang, do be careful when you go out at night

Why?

Don't you know? There's a sex maniac in this area

Sex maniac?

Yeah, I was almost molested by him the other day

I'm not afraid, you are prettier than I am

He won't target me

That's true, come to my place when you have time

That sex maniac must be blind

What are you doing?

It's you, cousin, you scared me

What are you afraid of? It's broad daylight

Of course you aren't scared

Miss Hung Yin Bao, instructor of self defence

Need some help, baby?

Bastard, get lost, don't mess with us

None of your business, I'm not talking to you

You fat pig

Bastard, you dare provoke me?

Scum bag like you needs a good beating

Meal is ready

Instant noodles again?

What else?

Four thousand dollars a month for the rent

and together we only earn five thousand

You are lucky that you can still have noodles

That's right

To be an actormnoodles three times a day

When can we be the leading stars?

Too bad we can't tease men enough

nor do we know how to seduce them

When have they started a lascivious training course

at the youth centre?

What's that?

I don't know, someonejust brought it up

Tickets for Hong Kong VIP club's annual dinner

How come they've invited us too?

Those gossip magazine say

all VIPs of Hong Kong will be there too

Here comes the opportunity

How can we go without the proper attire?

How disgraceful!

Let me put it this way

I'd rather go hungry

and save money to dress up for the occasion

If a director appreciates us, that's great

if not if we met a couple of rich kids

it'll still be good

An evening gown costs couple of thousands dollars

I don't even have a proper pair of shoes

We can always borrow clothes

let's consolidate our resources to buy shoes

"Band it Estate"

Where's Fatty?

He said he's out of money

He went to the bowling court to try his luck

Don't move

Don't move...though it doesn't look like real

it can still scare people

What is it?

Look

"l got a gun. Hand out the money, don't shout"

Got it

You've got it?

No

What? You don't understand?

Fatty, get lost

What's going on? Don't you know you have to queue up?

Robbery...

Robbery? You have to queue up to rob?

Don't move

Don't move, I'm a plain clothes police

Police?

Don't move, or I'll kill him

HelP

Don't run, stand still

As undercover cops we're here to arrest robbers

We need someone to be witness

to help us in this matter

Anyone who is willing to do so

please raise your hand

You are such a good citizen to work with the police

No, my hand...

My hand suddenly has a cramp

Sir, a note has been left here saying this is a robbery

Was it left by the robbers?

I have to go to the washroom

Don't move

A fake hand

Don't run

FaflY

Stand still

Who is he?

Plain clothes policeman

Sorry, we're going

Damn, don't run

What's up?

Stop the noise, I'm a plainclothes policeman

JumP

Good bye

Don't let me see you next time

Fatty, I'll give you a chance

to get rich tonight

I have my eyes on a big villa

There aren't many people living there

but there are lots of valuables

I'll get a big truck

and move everything out

Uncle Man, when we've finished

we'll jump from the window

When you hear 'bang bang' that means you can go

Drive away at once and don't ever turn to look back

Okay, man

Remember

Come and get the stuff

I'll get the big torch, you get the small one

So small

Weapons, I'll take the big base ball bat

What about me?

The ping pong bat

Everything3 so small

You want the big one? Here

Take the big bag, you can put in more stuff

I'll get the small bag so I can run fast

You bully me

Damn you, why are you following so closely?

Iam afraid of the dark

How can you be a thief then?

Go and steal the stuff

I'll watch out for you here

No way, every time it's this same arrangement

Let's play a guessing game and decide

Alright, I'll give you a break

Scissors

You cheat again?

I tell you if there comes the day ldon't cheat you

that person won't be me

Go and steal the stuff

Damn fatty, you want to frighten me?

If you dare come again, I'll burn you

Still want to play? I'll beat you up

You're good

you can bear the pain and not scream

my hand is here

HelP

Did you beat him up so cruelly like this?

No, let's get him up on his feet first

Old sir, shall we get you an ambulance?

We'll only charge a nominal service fee

No need

Those thugs wanted to kill me for this diamond

please hand it to my son, his name is Wang Chi Tai

Right, don't worry

Thanks

Old sir...

We're rich this time, fatty

Look how big the diamond is

You intend to give it to his son?

Where can lfind him?

Don't get bad ideas

or I'll be on your back every day

Diamond

Two against one, guess what are the odds of winning

High probability

What about two against fifteen?

What are the chances of winning?

Doomed to lose, let's go

Diamond

Hero, your kung fu is great

how do I dare to be your enemy?

Hero, your shoe is dirty

lngratiating yourself won't save you from death

Go

Ah Chi,jump

Alright, drive

You damn fatty

come back, I haven't got on yet!

Stop, go back, he's not got on yet

What? Reverse the truck

Ah Chi...it's over

we're good brothers

but you're dead so soon

you still owe me five thousand odd dollars

Damn you, I'm not dead yet

You're not dead yet?

Of course not, what would you do without me?

Chase

Uncle Man, drive

Hey, we haven't got in the car yet

Come catch us

Catch us if you can

Run

5K0 P

Stop the car

Drive, quick

Hurry...

Where are we off to now?

Let's find Cross Eyed Tortoise

The one who buys loot from thieves?

Cross Eyed Tortoise

I'm Chan Chi

I've something good for you

Cross Eyed Tortoise

where are you?

Here

We found something good last night

it must be worth over a million

Are you nuts? It's not even worth 5 cents, go away

Do you regret so quickly?

Right, one price, $400,000

Go to hell, I have no money, get lost

What are you doing?

Look carefully, a rare treasure

I don't want...

Then why do you want to snatch it?

Bite, bite hard

Ah Chi...

What are you doing?

Is he masochistic?

No, fool, go on quickly

Diamond

Let's go

Don't run

JumP

Let's go

Let's jum p too

Chase...

Give me a pair of six and a half

Yes

Damn

Please try

It's you, what a coincidence

ldiot...no

You wouldn't be such a bumpkin

to have bought such an ugly pair of shoes?

Look

It's outdated even for your mom

It's so narrow at the back, you'll get a hundred corns

when you take off shoes, the feet odour will kill all

What has that to do with you?

This is for your own good

My girl friend bought the same pair of shoes

and died of cancer caused by corns, don't buy it

Sir, you're an expert on shoes

Of course, I've been polishing shoes since a kid

I've seen all kinds of shoes

I'll soon sue this shop for selling such shoes

They're lethal

Listen I'm the boss here

Yo u bastard

You dare drive away my customers

Get lost

Listen to me

Don't buy these shoes

I'll take these

Miss, are you alright?

5o FTY

Yo u fat ass

you've torn my trousers

Why are you back so late?

Has the diamond been snatched away?

I was chased into a shoe shop

I thought I was smart

and put the diamond in the heel of a shoe

I little expected matters to take a turn

A lady came in and bought the pair of shoes

and I don't know where she went

So the diamond is lost?

What's to be done?

I hope to heaven I'll find her

You're dreaming to think heaven would help you

if it did you should have gone to jail long ago

You have a bad mouth

You bitch

where have you been these two days?

Have your milk, quick

Damn, you're so unsettled

thinking about your boy friend all day?

What? Siao Ching is back?

You damn fatty, you don't watch her

and let her roam about

She's in heat and went to the snake shop to play

what could I do?

There are many male snakes over there

5o FTY

This is her, the little girl

Go to the station and get her address

There must be many beautiful girls there

"Fanda TV centre"

This has all along been my seat

5o FTY

What's the big deal?

Thinks she's big star, you're better than she is

Forget it, I'll go for the audition in awhile

So nervous

No, I can't let this happen

Let's make fun of her

Make fun of her?

With a razor blade

Even when she sits on it, she won't get hurt

but it might cut her dress

Her dress is expensive stuff

So hard to memorize all these lines

Read them over and memorize them

Manager Lo

Hurry and go

Have you found the girl's address?

I've asked my big brother about that guy

he sells actors and actresses' addresses

to fans and reporters, butjust pretend you don't know

Alright

Our picture was taken last time we met

Really?

That's right, that bastard wants to blackmail me

He said he'd bring the photos here to negotiate with me

What does he look like?

How am I supposed to know?

He said he'd carry a paper bag

Did you call the police?

How could I?

What are we going to do?

How am I supposed to know?

What are you doing?

Nothing...nothing

Why are you so secretive, want to steal something?

Steal? Who are you?

What do I look like?

Police

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

I'll have to look calm, hoping he won't ask for so much

It's you?

It's you

Yes

You know what we want?

I know, but I'm not interested

You are exposed

Exposed? I'm not afraid

The more I am exposed, the more I can show off

Aren't you afraid of being ridiculed?

Should be seen and appreciated by everyone

Let me tell you, the more people see me the better

I don't think people will appreciate that

Aren't you afraid of people labelling you as...

A famous playboy? I deserve that

Let me tell you

I often discuss with friends

and have taken a lot of pictures

while I'm young

So this is popular in the entertainment circle, really

Don't mind him

No I won't

One thousand

No

Two thousands

Are you nuts? The amount is increasing

A bit more, how about five thousand?

One thousand becomes five thousand, are you crazy? No

How come you give to others but not to us?

How do you know?

I know that you've given out many times

but in secret

Rotten luck, he even knows how many times I have given

If you don't somebody else will

I'll expose you

No...

Alright, five thousand, right?

Five thousand?

Not anymore, it's ten thousand now

Are you nuts? Five thousand become ten?

Well, make it twenty...twenty thousand

How come this man is so crazy?

But he really is something

He's the one

What? You are the one?

Whose address do you want?

Chang Man Ju

"Audition"

It's almost your turn, get ready

Hi

What are you doing here?

Just looking around, are you waiting for an audition?

Are you nervous?

Nervous? No

Then why are you drinking from an empty glass

I've heard people say that

the sponsor is a very difficult person

Harsh, picky and grumpy

That's why I'm a bit nervous

ls that right?

Chang Man Ju, it's your turn

Here

The company has invested a lot in this

If you are selected, the company will

sign a long agreement with you, during which

you can't make movies, sing or perform in public

date or chat with reporters

nor sign autographs,

nor look after your papa's business or any home affairs

playing mahjong with AIDs patients, understand?

Now we'll test your acting skills

Laugh

CFY

Emotional

Innocent

Inducing

AngrY

Melancholic

You are melancholic, very very melancholic

then all of a sudden, you dream lover

returns from a far away land

but on the other side

How come you throw up when you see your dream lover?

No...

Then he tells you he loves you very much

You feel so sweet

But his father says you both have to be separated

or else he won't pay for his university education

You now feel so ambivalent

at once happy and sad

You decide to make a sacrifice, and become a bar girl

All of a sudden, a customer wants you to sleep with him

and you for the sake of money

decided to give in

You dress up...to seduce him

Your heart aches

You look painfully lascivious

innocent yet seductive

Mindlessly sexy

It's done

Get her to sign all the contracts

All signed

Congratulations

Our new-comer isn't bad

Not bad

Chang Man Ju, come...

This is our sponsor Mr. Wang

I'm sorry, excuse me

"Room for rent"

Will Siao Ju be displeased if we

rent out the room?

She'll be happy as long as she sees money

Finish it and post it up on the street

Here

This girl is pretty, don't get ideas

You have to be hard-hearted

and forget about tenderness

and get the money back by all means

How to be hard-hearted?

Treat yourself as Hsu Bu Liau

no feeling at all

You can't be seduced

Hsu Bu Liau is dead

That's precisely why you can't be seduced

lam Hsu Bu Liau, I can't be seduced

lam Hsu Bu Liau, I can't be seduced

Hi

Someone's here already

Electric has gone through me

Come in please

How many of you will be living here?

Two

What's your relationship?

What an adorable pair!

Our rent here is expensive

As long as two people are in love

money is not a problem

They are...they are like...

Homosexuals, isn't that even better?

You two must be safe enough

See how big and bright this room is

There's a big terrace too

It takes just a couple of second to go to the washroom

But...

we've got some rules you have to follow

No cooking, no opening of windows

No borrow the telephone, no shouting

No spitting, no keeping of snakes

No trespassing

Limit your washroom time to 2 minutes

and don't walk around naked

No mind wandering, two thousand dollars a month

No problem

One person

3 months' advanced payment, 3 months for deposit

not to mention

you have to pay for

the land tax, property tax, electricity

and other miscellaneous items

As for meals, it's simple

you do the buying and we'll do the cooking

Aren't we supporting you then?

One more thing, ask him not to talk nonsense

Think it over for two minutes, we're going out

What are you doing? What's going on?

Help me remove it, hurry

And, no immoral acts in this house

A duck sank under

A duck...

I'm sorry, is this duck yours?

What happened?

There's a man

Aman?

There're two men outside

How many did you see?

Two

Really?

Yes

The number is correct

How come you are not scared?

Are you alright?

It's them

Shut up

I've rented out this room to them

What's wrong with you? Why didn't you ask me?

We are living together

No talking nonsense, no trespassing

No going...out

What's wrong with you?

Why didn't you ask me before renting it to those two?

What? Four thousand a month?

3 months' advanced payment, 3 months for deposit

They'll pay for all utilities and miscellaneous taxes

Do you know that guy's a sex maniac?

I've seen him twice, and on both times he was drooling

Not really, that fat guy looks more lascivious

Isn't that good? They've already paid

If anything happens, we can just throw them out

The advanced payment will be confiscated

Fool, in the middle of the night it'd just be crooks

Didn't you know they work the night shift?

Why steal shoes?

I'd rather die

than give you the shoes

Why?

Do you really think

I've come here for them?

If not for them, could it be for me?

Didn't you realise that when I first came in

I've been very much attracted to you

You...you lie to me

I haven't

Ever since as a child I dreamed my lover to be

someone like Yang Guei Fei (an imperial concubine)

A plump person is the most beautiful of all

I too feel that you like a plump person

your hands are all over that fat kid

I came here to steal the shoes

because I feel that you are sacred

I can look at them all day, kiss them

You don't have to kiss them

I'm going back to my room

Don't go yet

These are Siao Ju's shoes

Didn't you say you want mine?

What are you doing?

Want to kiss my shoes all day?

Yes

Idiot, you look so happy with it

Breakfasfs ready

Fat Cat, you eat first, you wait

What are you looking at?

A handsome guy will naturally have priority

That's life

Big deal, it tastes better to have less

I've got prawns, do you?

I bought it from the market early in the morning

Help me, Aunties Wang

I'll be fired

No way

I'll help you

Auntie Wang, please, help me this time

I've to go to a ball tonight

This dress belongs to the chief actress

She has to wear it tonight for the shoot

How can I lend it to you?

I'll be back in time

She has to wear it before twelve midnight

I'll be back before twelve

I'll return it to you in time

You promise?

I'll buy you snack tonight

You must come back before midnight

Don't get me into trouble

That damn fat bitch stays in the room all day

I can't steal back the shoes

Aren't you two good friends?

Buying you lobsters for breakfast

Are you jealous?

Please come over, I've something to discuss with you

How come it's so dark?

Do you like my dress?

It'll be too embarrassing to be seen by others

What are you afraid of? I've locked the door

Siao Ju and Rabbit will be back soon

No, they've gone for the

Hong Kong VIP club's ball

They'll be back at seven to change

Where have you been?

Fat Cat is outside, he loves peeping

Don't bother with him, let him peep

l...during the day, I can't

It's easy

Don't go...

It's terrible...l can't take it, I've got to go, go...

You're lucky to be a ladies' man

Shut up

Where are we going now?

We've spent so much money here

Go and earn back some

What tricks do you have?

"Or & Si Wedding"

Why do you roll up the sleeves?

Have you seen actors wearing jackets like this?

Then I roll them up too

Any red packets?

Yes, put ten dollars in

Crazy, you don't open a red packet in front of others

Just put in a newspaper

Go and find a partner to play mahjong

Just enough to form a group for mahjong

After the game it'll just the right time fora meal

Comemthis is sixth auntie, lam 3rd great grandfather

You are...

We don't know you

How do we play?

Twenty. fOFtY

Have more excitement, try three "fan"

four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten "fan"

Alright

The bigger the better

Alright

The bridesmaid is beautiful

I wonder if she's got a boy friend

Go and ask her

Are you going anywhere after the banquet?

No, lwill be going home to sleep

So early?

Nine tiles exposed. The loser pays for the other

North

If I discard it

Am I supposed to pay all by myself?

Put it back, let him "zi mo" (self pick)

Fifty thousand

puny

I better discard five bam boos

Forty thousand

puny

For this too?

AQain?

For this also

What a coincidence!

Six bam boos

Why block the tiles with your hand?

This is a big one

I don't want anyone to see, alright?

It isn't against rules to cover with the hands

What if others know my tiles?

I'll put them in the drawer so that you won't see them

HurTY

Six Circles

I won't win yet

White dragon

Kong

Look at my hand of tiles

How much I win? Can you count it?

There's only ten "fan"

It's not much, come...more game...

No more...the banquet starts

The banquet starts

What?

More game, ask them to eat first

or I won't pay, come on...

Everyone please be seated

Please be seated, that way please

We'll go together after the banquet

The banquet starts

If you don't play, I won't pay

You lose and don't want to pay?

Who's cheating?

Pay...hurry

Have I told you I won't pay?

Play again later

What are you doing? Playing puzzle?

You think you are still a kid?

It's you?

What are you shouting at? I said play again

Go

Stand still

Don't run

Close it, hurry

I'm so scared

Fat Cat, what do you like to see most now?

Policeman

Why?

Because policemen love arresting moustached thieves

C'mon then, let's go join the force

Good...

What's so good about being a policeman?

Why did you become one then?

Who says so?

I'm shooting afilm downstairs, came up to the toilet

You're mistaken

Brother, spare me

Be merciful...or I'll curse you

Diamond

We don't have the diamond

Save your breath

You're bound to talk

What are they doing?

This will warm up your ass

This is called mommy rocks the cradle

What does that mean?

Whoever sits on it will call Mamma

and will also curse your mother

Damn your mother

When I turn it on, the swing board will move

Whoever is heavier will sit on the oven

Fat Cat, you are thirty pounds heavier than I am

I've told you before not to eat so much

I sympathize with you

but I can't help you

I eat as much as you do

Yes, but I never put on weight

But you do

He's thirty pounds heavier than you, isn't it?

At least

This is forty pounds

Brother, stop joking

It's no joke, god damn it

Don't gloat over others' misfortune

Tie up the legs

Don't move

Mamma

Turn it on

Brother, what do you want to know, I'll tell you

What do you want to know?

Diamond

Diamond is with Siao Ju

Where's Siao Ju?

Siao Ju is at home

Where does she live?

Put on forty pounds more

You are a great hero

Don't tell them, understand?

Put on forty pounds more

I'll tell you...it's at 7 Shiou Ju Yuan Rd., 3rd floor

Beautiful?

Hurry...it's almost time, get on the car

Get on the car

God damn it, we've told them everything,

but he still stripped us and locks us up in here

So don't think it's fascinating to be a traitor

That fat guy is looking at us, what are we going to do?

Try to knock him out

I feel a bit cold

We may have to try using Eskimds way of keeping warm

That fatty keeps looking at us, it's so em harassing!

Squat down and he won't see you

That's right

Go to hell

Yep, I knew he'd peep

You thought we were homosexuals?

Even if we knock him out we can't leave without clothes

Take off his pants

There's only a pair

This guy is really fat

His pants fit us both, go

Eight bam boos

Nine bam boos

Great, eight bam boos again

You two share a pair of trousers

No use, it's "zi mo"

Say that again and I'll beat you up

You hear that?

Alright

East

Ninety thousand

It's really two people wearing a pair of pants

It's really two people wearing a pair of pants

Big brother, can't find the pair of shoes

Keep searching

"To: Chang Man Ju"

Welcome

Welcome

Look, she's charming

Looks like everyone is watching us

Don't be so low-class, we have to be more ladylike

Look at those two girls

Don't even know where you've come from?

Miss, you've got a camera face

This is Brother Chi, the famous director

It's your loss if you don't appear in my movie

What movie?

Of course it's an artistic movie

It doesn't get better than this

If you appear in my movie

I can guarantee that you'll get the Golden Horse Prize

Am I suitable for it?

Of course, any woman is suitable for it

but you are more suitable

Come to my home later

and we can discuss the script together, alright?

To your home?

I've lighted a ferocious flame

and it will burst into an engulfing fire

Let me put off your fire

You don't know art

Never mind him

Why are you so fierce?

It's you

I'll sit over there, go over and have a chat

I've friends over there, I'll go find her

Please

I'm so sorry about what happened last time

Never mind

Let me introduce

This is Miss Judy

This is Miss Chang Man Ju

We've m et

The one who always stands behind leading TV actresses

All freshers from our training classes are like that

That's right, Miss Chang

I've heard that the pay is low for the training classes

so one must have otherjobs to survive

is that true?

You're talking nonsense

Did I say anything wrong?

How can one live on a thousand dollars?

I like this music

Shall we go dancing?

Miss, you've got a camera face

It's your loss if you don't appear in my movie

Wasted the brandy

You are so beautiful tonight

It's just not as bad as before

I know I'm a bit crude

If I want to be your friend

will you reject me?

How come you've never treated me as your friend?

It isn't convenient for us to wear same pair of pants

Let's do it this way

There're so many people talking romance here

Did you see that cop? He's flirting with girls too

Fine weather tonight

So h ackn eyed

That's right

The moon is like lemon

Do whatever you want to do

That's right, like lemon

Don'tjust keep looking, hurry and run

Shit

What happened to you? Pick it up

Damn dog

Give us back the pants

You are the worst

These two men haven't put on any clothes

You two bastards again

Wrapping yourself with newspapers

lam a plain clothes policeman, it's okay now, go

You two have fallen into your own trap

Go back with me to the police station

Officer, please don't

There's no point begging

Give us one more chance

Stop pretending

It won't happen again next time, Officer

please give us one more chance, alright?

What are you doing...

Go to hell

Don't go

What happened? Start the car

Let go of me, you two bastard

Are we going back home to look for Siao Ju?

Idiot, what's the point of going home?

We should go straight to the cocktail party

What's going on over there?

It fits pretty well, let's go

Let's split up for searching

Yes

Hello

Hello, can I speak to Miss Chang Man Ju?

One moment please

"Miss Chang Man Ju"

It's for you

For me?

Hello...who is it?

Hello...

Who's calling?

Who are you?

No one answer

Never mind him, let's dance

Hurry, let's go separately to look for Siao Ju

Little girl, you are so cute

Listen to me, I am a famous director

and specializes in making artistic movies

You have a camera face

If you appear in my movie

I'm sure that this year's Golden Horse Prize is yours

What's going on?

Why is everyone pouring on me? Fatty

Fatty, you have a camera face

lam an artistic movie director, do you believe me?

What artistic movie director?

One who specializes in making artistic movies

It is actually the one who makes unpopular movies

I don't talk to amateurs like you

Nuts

Pouring on me again? Brother...

Low class

Shall we go sailing on Saturday?

Let's see if I have to shoot the movie first

Let's go in, or else we'll open the champagne at twelve

It will wet us

ls it twelve o'clock yet?

Ten more minutes

I've got to go

I've been looking for you everywhere, aren't you going?

L'm going, bye

Hurry...

I've lost a shoe

Forget it or we'll be late in returning the dresses

What are you doing?

Yo u bastard

Help...

Are you alright?

We've just been robbed

and we have been stripped

Where are they now?

Over there

So chaotic

Found it?

No

You've got a camera face

He didn't pour the wine on me

lam sorry Mister, this is a private party

lam a cop, I want to arrest two sex maniacs

So nice to see you

You two nuts

I'm here to arrest you

Good, we like co-operating with police

We haven't been to the police station for a while

Yes

Officer, arrest us

Don't think you're funny

Help me carry the trash bin back to the station

What are you doing?

They wanna give us a hard time at the detention centre

People inside are very blatant

We are more blatant than they are

That's right

Why didn't you shave?

Isn't that better?

Everyone here is fierce, there's no point being blatant

Use the old way, you be the hero

Brother, don't be so blatant

I was the karate champion 2 years ago

but I am not as blatant as you are

Attack

This guy is ruthless

Have I gone into the wrong room?

What happened to you?

Don't touch, what are you doing?

Attack

Don't touch, what are you doing?

I'm passing out

Come over here

Lie down

Let me try artificial respiration

Don't, let's decide by a guessing game

I'm awake

No, let me do it

I said I am awake

You've just passed out

It takes a hero to know a hero

Let's not try it the hard way

Mind you, I've still got a master blow

it might kill you

Reallymkilling people

Are you scared? Get down

I hate raising my head to look at people

Get down, so disgustingly tall

Now you know how good big brother is?

From now on whenever you see me, just get down a bit

What is it...

I don't wanna be vexed while teaching my men a lesson

So you are his big brother

We've been looking for you for a long long time

No, l'vejust been his big brother

Stop shouting

I've something in my heart for a long time

but I haven't told anyone yet

I have AIDS

Never mind, we've got it too

HelP

Baby...did they ill-treat you?

Not yet

Thank god

You can go now

She has bailed you out

Be good, let us stay for a few more days

We don't want to go yet

Not leaving yet?

Wonder which thief has come in

and ransacked the place

Disgusting

It'd take up so much effort tidying up the place

I wonder whether it's those two bastards

who have caused all this

Maybe

It must be them

Let me give them a good scolding

You two

Surprised? Especially for you

Come in and have a seat

Put it here

Why so many shoes?

Mr. Wang

Call me Tom, to be honest

This is not the one you lost

I keep it for sentimental reasons

That's why I've bought fifty pairs for you

You sex maniac, is he trying to seduce you?

You...

This is...

lam the man living with her

Don't listen to him, he'sjust a tenant

I left a shoe at the party last night

Tom brought it back to me

Tom? Which Tom?

Nle

I knew it, what a nasty name

Miss Chang, I'll like to invite you to dinner tonight

What? Does she have to listen to you?

Do you think she is a bar girl?

Why are you so excited? It's none of your business

Then let's go together

Good, we'll have a free meal

This room is familiar, it seems we've been here before

Does it matter?

Sooner or later I'll move everything out

What? Move everything out?

We've worked at a moving company before

Have you seen the ad?

It's that com pany with great service in moving

Have some wine first?

No, thank you, we don't drink

Mr. Chan, how about you?

How can there are so many insects inside the bottle

This tonic wine was kept by our late master

Rat wine is good for the eyes

Caterpillar wine is good for the kidneys

Snake wine is good for the arms and legs

This is...

This has been brewed from lizards

Drinking it would cure night bed-wetting, right?

Suits me

You wet your bed?

Have we brewed lizard's wine?

No

Where's the lizard?

Yo u b rewed it?

No, I wasjust doing some cleaning and it fell down

I've been looking for it but couldn't find it

Fat Cat, it's still fresh, never mind

It really cures night bed-wetting

Everyone, help yourself

Thank you

What happened? You are so rude

You are coughing on the food

No wonder you cough too, l'vejust started eating

You've almost finished

Don't eat so fast or you'll be choked

You can't have chicken if you cough

There're only 2 wings for one chicken

Master Wang, I've a friend

who is working for an gossip magazine

He says he knows a lot of inside stories about you

Really?

Don't bother with others' business

It's no big deal

He says that you live with twelve women

That's not a problem

It's more than that

What other things have you heard?

Fat Cat, be merciful

Do n 't say it

You think I haven't heard about it?

Some people say he has seven or eight children

by some second-class movie stars

He proclaims that he only wants a son but not his mom

Don't say it on this occasion

ls that right?

Sorry, my tongue slipped

Really? I've heard some rumours too

Some information from four private detective firms

Siao Ju, read it for me

Chan Chi, alias Chan Shiau Gou

Aged 32, a professional thief

Sentenced to the juvenile centre at 13 for peeping

3 months in jail at eighteen

for stealing two dollars from a child

From twenty to thirty

he was arrested thirty eight times

Seven of which were for watching porn movies

twelve times for illegal gambling

Are these rumours?

You too, Siao Ju, go on reading

Fat Cat, original name: Jau Siao Bau

Suspected to be a bit mentally handicapped when young

but later confirmed to be extremely stupid

Once joined the triad, but because of his stupidity

h e was fired

Married four times, with 18 children

but he's still a virgin

The last thing is true

Explain it to me

Explain what? They are all rumours

Siao Ju, they are all rumours

The beach behind is so beautiful

Shall we go out for a walk tomorrow?

Evening mist covers the road

A young dream dances on earth

Then you secretly tugs at me

and I stand still

A rush of passion, everything is unclear

silent words express your love

Beside you silently on the road of love

Full of uncertainties and anxieties

A fiery dusk

The heart is obsessed why the lips gently kiss

The body moves gently near

embraces you and turns

beside you

embraces you and turns

smiling in front of you

embraces you and turns

beside you

embraces you and turns

smiling in front of you

Always in front of you

G reat

This way of seducing girls is outdated

If you have the guts let's make a bet

Alright

Go

Fatty, do you know how to play snooker?

He's a snooker champion, of course he knows

Really?

Maybe because I am away at international games

that's how you became local champion

Could there be such a lack of talents?

Since your technique is so good

I'll play double with him

Just one game, how about that?

I play for money

Alright, I'll bring one who doesn't know how to play

$30,000 for a game, win or lose

What do you mean I can't play? We'll play with you

In addition to the $30,000

I'll lick your toes ifl lose

How can you be so confident?

I started playing when I was eight years old

Did you hear that? He started playing at eight

How come I've never seen you playing?

I didn't play again after that

Alright, you start the game

Me first

No respect for a senior

I've never missed when I start the game

Watch me

Alright

That's great, you've got it in

4 points. Unfortunately, it's not for yourself

Black ball

So easy?

Don't use too much force, lower

You've lost 12 points

I'll ask Tom to stop it

Don't play anymore

What? You think I can't afford it?

That's right, together we still have seventy dollars

Go ahead

In...

Isn't this easy?

In...

So useless, this is an important shot

So easy and you miss

If somebody else scores this shot

you pay the $30,000

Me?

Don't get in...

The white ball got in, you lose

Brother, this is not

only a matter of technique

luck counts too

That's true

Rotten luck

See how easy it is to earn that much money

Are you happy?

You're great. He lost inspite of such a great chance

This is your share

No need, I'm just helping you teach your rival a lesson

Try a bit harder in getting girls

Thank you...

He doesn't want it, I'll split it with you

As usual, your share will be with me for the time being

Get out, don't watch me counting the money, hurry

What are you doing? Want to rob me?

No, I want to kill you

I'm not afraid

Chase

Come up

One, two, three

HelP

What tricks are you playing?

I didn't fall to my death?

It's so foggy

It's been like that for a long time

I'll leave first

Disgusting

It was fun, where are you off to?

He hired someone to kill me

Chan Chi, you are talking nonsense

What's the point of attacking him all the time?

Me talking nonsense?

Was I sick? Did I tear off my own clothes?

Siao Ju

Stop bugging me, Okay?

Chan Chi, I know that you treat me well

but I won't like you

let's keep a distance

we can still be friends, don't you think so?

You think I like you

Do you think I like you? You are too imaginative

You...

I try so hard every day

to dump those girls

You don't like me? It should be me who don't like you

Who do you think you are? Stop being so conceited

I am conceited

Now I know how bad it is to be disappointed in love

Why are you making the noise? Damn Heavens!

I'm so disappointed

How dare you? Damn you

Pour the rain on me if you have guts

I was only joking, my luck can't be so rotten

This time my luck is really rotten

What happened to you?

Unrequited love often pushes people toward suicide

Why are you returning to your farmland to do farming?

I want to be different

Do you know anything about farming?

No, so I have to study it at a university first

I'll be left alone after you leave, how pitiful

I know we are good friends

Will you come back again?

Yes

Can I make a final request?

Go ahead

Give me back my fifteen thousand dollars

That's bad

Pete r?

I need your help in a case

What can we do for you?

This case cannot be solved without you

Alright then, forget it

Don't hold me up, I need to catch the train

You want me to walk all the way back?

You really won't help the police?

Helping the police

is the responsibility of a good citizen

I know, but I am not a good citizen

therefore I don't have this responsibility, go

If you refuse, Terry will kill you sooner or later

Terry?

Terry is the one who is after you

How do you know he wants to kill us?

We've been keeping a close watch on Terry

He's a professional killer

He's related to the case of Wang Chi Tai's father

Who's Wang Chi Tai?

A king, of course

Isn't a prince's father the king? Adumb question

But I don't know why he wants to kill you

It's like this

Who told you to speak?

I should be the one who's doing the talking

It's like this

Hello, Tom

Today? No, I have to shoot a movie

Very important? There's nothing I can do

Will you be at home after work?

I'll call you then, 'bye

You have to shoot a movie today?

I lied, I know it's his birthday today

so I want to give him a surprise

That's the whole story

From what you've said, after the party

Terry was never seen again

until you were chased after?

I suspect that Wang Chi Tai and Terry are related

Really?

It's obvious, when he started dating Siao Ju

Terry stopped bugging you

At the same time, when they've got the diamond

and the high heel shoes

they were not seen again

Apart from Terry and you two

who else knows there's a diamond hidden in the shoe?

It means Siao Ju has fallen in love with a bad guy?!

That's right, she doesn't like a innocent guy

and has to fall in love with a bad guy

Chan Chi, I want to talk to Siao Ju

Our master isn't back home yet

Never mind, I'll wait for him here

I've the time

Alright

ls this the study?

Yes

Our late master used to work in here, so

as soon as master's back, he straight goes to the study

So I'll wait for him here

Don't tell him I'm here

I want to surprise him

Alright, okay...

Your men are useless

I believe you have to do it yourself

I want you to do a clean job

Don't repeat the mess when you killed my father

Leaving such a mess behind

Don't worry, it will be well executed

Chan Chi and Fat Cat must die

You should have killed them

All you want is the diamond

You said that you'll give me the diamond as my reward

Yes, robbing the diamond isjust a set up

Killing my father is the real intention

I can give you extra money

Apart from killing those two idiots

the other girls should also be killed

This will ensure there'll be no further troubles

No

You are obsessed with that girl

Listen to me, kill her

You can even kill your own father for the inheritance

who wouldn't you kill?

No, definitely not

Don't regard yourself as the prince

You and I are the same, a beast

Who is it?

You've really hired someone to kill your father?

I never thought you could be such a person

l...

I'll speak for him then

He was supposed to beneficiary but

his father chose to give the money to charity instead

rather than leave it to him

What's the point of having such a father?

Still you can't kill his father

You know too much

so I must kill you

No

You have to listen to me this time

Where has Siao Ju gone?

I want to find her to help investigate a case

Yes

She just went to Tom's place

It's Tom's birthday today

I'll give her a call for you

Hello, Miss Chang? One moment

Hello...

What happened?

What?

A woman asked me to hold

nothing's heard since then

Hurry, call again

Who is it?

Is Siao Ju there?

Siao Ju? No

No...l am here, come here to help me quickly

HurTY

Siao Ju is calling for help from a separate line

it went dead all of a sudden

Hurry, go and help her

How can we go without a warrant?

You haven't had a warrant now

but aren't you in here? Hurry and go

Rabbit, ask Hung Yin Bao to call the police

We're going to rescue Siao Ju

Without a warrant, how can we get in?

You don't look like a police, watch me

Who are you looking for?

Police, search, make away

Where did you get your police ID?

It's a membership card of the mahjong club

Search everywhere

I told you Miss Chang is not here

Bull shit

They have a lot of people here

Hurry and go

Stand there, don't go

Don't mess around

How can you treat my girl friend like this?

So high

Do your duty and deal with him

Try harder

Fat Cat, jump

You bastard, ljump but you don't

You've been with me for so long

you should know I only lured them to jump, stupid

HelP

Ah Chi save me

Fat Cat, I'm coming

God damn I, I am so dumb

His martial arts skills aren't very good

You can handle it, I'll go and rescue Fat Cat

I've found a gun, don't move

Such a great thing

naturally I should be the one who carry it

This .. This is atoy gun

No one told you it isn't

Gas?

Don't come over, luckily I've got one here

Don't...

Don't move

Tie them all up

Not painful, but it's really very painful

I've got to get up, you god damn big beard

Here

Let's sandwich them, you from front, I from the back

Me again?

Attack

We'll support you morally, go

Together

This guy is ruthless

even with my skills it took this long to beat him

I'll go and rescue Siao Ju

Wait

Wake her up, let me show off a bit

OK...look

Almost got killed

Are you alright?

Yes, but I have lost face in front of you again

Thanks for saving my life

You now realise that I've been good to you

but it's too late

You bastard has comejust in time

I have wanted to beat you up a long time ago

But we are all gentlemen, why use force?

Siao Ju, I'm giving you back this shoe

but I've taken out the diamond in it

What do you want?

You think I'll let you go?

Iam a cop, it's a serious offence to murdera cop

Rubbish, it's equally guilty to kill a civilian

You think that only your life is worth something

lam so sorry, if you don't die, lwill

naturally it's much better if you die

Siao Ju, I really like you

but unfortunately...

You are such a bastard

Don't move

Don't move

Cousin, Rabbit

Siao Ju

Go to hell

I'll kill you...kill you

Stop beating

Why don't you let me?

Stop it

Out of my way, I'll kill you...

The wind gently kisses my cheeks

A golden streak of light

seeking a new beginning

I hope for a new day

My heart fills with warmth from the morning sun

Your smiling face is the dawn of a new phase

I want it coming in naturally

Each relaxed footstep steps out on a new route

La...la...la...

Rushes towards me every day