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Oh! Good morning, Dr. Crane.
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Not a morning person, are we?
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Well, never you mind. I am.
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Can't very well be a
good health-care provider
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if you're not up with the cock.
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I've already taken your father
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for his morning constitutional.
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Such a remarkable man.
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30 Years on the police force.
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I can understand why
you'd want him to live here.
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Although not many
sons would do that...
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Not without getting paid for it.
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Anyway, coffee's made
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and I took the liberty
of doing a shop.
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They don't serve much
tripe in Seattle, do they?
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And you are?
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Daphne.
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Daphne Moon.
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I moved in yesterday.
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You hired me to take
care of your father.
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Of course, of course.
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You'll have to forgive me.
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I'm not quite myself until
I've shaved and showered.
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Oh, yes.
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I completely understand
about one's morning ablutions.
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I, for instance, just
can't stand meself
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before I floss all that
gunk out of me teeth.
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Miss Moon...
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for future reference
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if you could just
keep your "ablutions"
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on a need-to-know basis.
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Thank you.
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Now my coffee.
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The half-and-half's curdled
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and the garbage
disposal's jammed.
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Oh, good morning
to you, too, Dad.
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Morning was two hours ago.
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And close that barn door.
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We got a lady in the house now.
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Hey, this isn't my coffee.
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Where's my finely-ground
Kenya blend from Starbucks?
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That's it.
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Daphne put an eggshell
and some allspice in it.
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And didn't that
just dress it up.
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I like it.
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Gives it a zing.
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Now, come on, sit down.
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Your breakfast is ready.
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Oh, no, Dad.
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Dad, look, all I ever have
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is a bran muffin and
a touch of yogurt.
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Ah, girlie food.
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Besides, I already
fixed your breakfast.
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Now, I made you eggs in a nest.
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Ah, yes.
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The Crane family specialty...
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Fried eggs swimming in fat
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served in a delightfully
hollowed-out piece of bread.
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I can almost hear
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my left ventricle
slamming shut as I speak.
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You want cheese on that?
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No. I'd like to leave
some blood flow
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for the clot to go
swiftly to my brain.
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Can't have my coffee.
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Can't have my breakfast.
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Oh, dear God, it wasn't a dream.
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I'll get him for this...
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and his little dog, too.
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Where is my paper?!
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Who stole my paper?!
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Mrs. Everly, you old
bat, I know it's you!
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Yoo-hoo!
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It's right here.
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We brought it in for you.
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Oh.
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Sorry! Sorry!
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Now, wait a minute.
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This... Where's the rubber band?
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This paper has been read.
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Well, don't worry.
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We won't tell you what's in it.
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That is not the point.
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Dad...
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Dad...
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Come and sit down,
please, will you?
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You're going
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to give a speech, aren't you?
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Oh, that's right, I forgot.
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You're psychic.
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Yes, but I think
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anyone could feel
this one coming on.
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Let us get something clear...
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I am not a morning person.
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I have to ease
into my day slowly.
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First, I have my coffee
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sans eggshells
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or anything else one tends
to pick out of the garbage.
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Then, I have a low-fat,
high-fiber breakfast.
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Finally, I sit down
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and read a crisp, new newspaper.
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If I am robbed
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of the richness of
my morning routine
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I cannot function.
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My radio show suffers
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and, like ripples in a pond
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so do the many listeners
that rely on my advice
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to help them through
their troubled lives.
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I'm sorry if this
may sound priggish
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but I have grown comfortable
with this part of myself.
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It is the magic that is me.
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Get used to it.
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I know this is a stressful time
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and this is new for all of us
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but I'm sure that soon
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we'll all be getting
along swimmingly.
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Ooh, six more
weeks of winter I see.
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Oh, dear God!
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Down, Eddie, down.
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I said "down."
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Good boy, Eddie, just get down.
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Good, good, good, Eddie.
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Eddie, get down.
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Get down!
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Dad, Dad...
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I can't read my paper.
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Eddie's staring at me!
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Well, you do make quite
a picture in the morning.
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Just ignore him.
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I'm trying to.
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I'm talking to the dog.
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Oh!
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Don't even think about it!
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You're listening to
Dr. Frasier Crane.
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Our topic today is intrusion.
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Those who encroach on
our sense of personal space.
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The neighbor who
plays his stereo too loud...
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The person who sits next to you
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in the movie theater
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when there are 50
other vacant seats.
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Now let's return to our calls
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and let me remind you once more
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that our topic
today is intrusion
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since so many of you
seem to be forgetting that.
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Dr. Crane, we have Leonard
from Everett on line two.
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Hello, Leonard.
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I'm listening.
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Oh, hi, Dr. Crane.
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Uh... I'm a little
nervous, but, uh...
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well, here it goes.
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Um, several years ago
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I became afraid of
large, open spaces.
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Like, if I went to the mall,
I'd break out in a cold sweat.
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I'd get so scared that
I'd have to run home.
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Yes, Leonard, and your
comments on intrusion?
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Nothing.
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It's just that now I'm
afraid to go outside at all.
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I haven't seen another
person in eight months.
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Well, Leonard, it
sounds like you may have
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a very serious condition
known as agoraphobia.
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But you're not alone.
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But I am alone, Dr. Crane.
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Listen, Leonard, I'm afraid
your problem is too difficult
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to deal with in the
time we have remaining.
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So, if you'll just
stay on the line
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someone will give you the
name of a qualified therapist.
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Well, that's all the
time we have for today.
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You've been listening
to Dr. Frasier Crane.
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KACL 780.
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Stay tuned for the news.
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Then next up
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Bob "Bulldog" Brisco and
the Gonzo Sports Show.
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I never miss it.
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Yeah, right.
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You want your messages?
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Oh, listen, Roz,
just hang on to them.
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I think I'll stay in
here for a while.
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Today, more than most
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I feel an overwhelming
need for solitude.
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I've got a fascinating book here
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a comfortable chair
and a soundproof booth.
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Hi, ya, doc.
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How they hanging?
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Bulldog, what are
you doing here?
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We lost transmitter
link power in Studio C.
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I got to do my show from here.
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Hey...
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where in the hell
is my Cosell tape?
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Somebody stole my Cosell tape!
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This stinks!
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This is total BS!
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This... oh, here it is.
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Let me just get out of your way.
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Oh, by the way, Doc...
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Doc, I heard what you said
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to that kid who fantasizes
about killing his parents.
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You know what I
would have told him?
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Sports.
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You go out there,
break some heads.
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That will turn him around.
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Yes. If only Jeffrey Dahmer
had picked up a squash racket.
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Hey, where the hell's
my Lasorda tape?
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This is total...!
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Ah, got it.
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Uh-uh... hold on a sec.
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I have to ask you something.
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Gary? I broke up with
him three weeks ago.
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The sex was okay, but
he was kind of limited.
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Maybe I should just...
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No, no.
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It wasn't that Gary
was bad in bed.
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I mean, he knew
where all the parts were.
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Unfortunately, most
of them were his.
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Yes, totally passionless.
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It was like he was
thinking of someone else.
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I know I was.
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Somebody's here.
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I got to go.
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All right, I'll
talk to you later.
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Bye, Mom.
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That was your mother?
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Yeah. Why?
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You talk to your
mother like that?
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Well, we're both adults.
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We talk about everything.
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Well, isn't that healthy.
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What? You don't talk
to your dad like that?
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Oh, hardly.
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We hardly speak at all.
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Really?
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Yes, well, you know, we're
not really very similar people.
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In fact...
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my brother and I are a
lot more like my mother.
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You know, if it wasn't
biologically impossible
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I'd swear that Dad was dropped
in a basket on our doorstep.
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Hey, sweetcakes,
you seen my engineer?
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I think someone's
talking to you, Frasier.
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Come on, come on, come on!
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Yes, he called
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and he'll be right here.
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So, do you want to
go across the street
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and have one of those
expensive coffee drinks?
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Maybe some other time.
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Right now I'd like to
continue my quest for solitude.
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To go someplace where
my father, Mary Poppins
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and the hound from
hell can't find me.
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I think maybe I'll just go
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sit under the shade of a tree
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and read in a quiet park.
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Hello!
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Hello?
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Dad?
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Daphne?
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Eddie?
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Could it be?
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♪ Toreador ♪
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♪ Don't spit on the floor-a ♪
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♪ Use the cuspidor-a ♪
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♪ What do you
think it's for-a? ♪
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So the elephant says
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"He's with me."
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Oh, Dr. Crane, you're home.
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We just got back from your
father's physical therapy.
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Oh, glory be.
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Oh, happy day.
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Not that I'm not delighted
to see the two of you
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it's just that I'm in the middle
of a very exciting chapter.
267
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,410
Oh, I understand.
268
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,956
So, why don't I
pop into the kitchen
269
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,358
and brew you up
a nice pot of tea.
270
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,525
No. I've just poured myself
271
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,482
a glass of wine. Thank you.
272
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,318
I see.
273
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,759
What are you reading?
274
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:12,096
Oh, Dad, you wouldn't
find it very interesting.
275
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:13,998
I might. Any good?
276
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,045
Well, I haven't
formed an opinion yet.
277
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,604
Oddly enough, I'm having
a little trouble getting into it.
278
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,213
Thick.
279
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,449
Dad, will you...
280
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,496
listen, I don't want
to offend, but...
281
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,653
if you wouldn't
mind, could you just...
282
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,890
leave me alone and
let me read my book?
283
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,239
No problem.
284
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,235
What are you doing?
285
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,169
I'm leaving you alone.
286
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,170
Well, it's very annoying!
287
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,706
Oh... what's your problem?
288
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,442
You've been sucking
a lemon all week.
289
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,321
All right, all right,
I'll tell you problem is
290
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,123
I can't get a moment's
peace in my own house.
291
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,613
Well, forgive me!
292
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,127
When you invited me to move in
293
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,583
I didn't realize
294
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,897
I had to stay chained to
the radiator in my room.
295
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,254
Perhaps only evenings.
296
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,566
I heard that.
297
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,522
Well, of course you heard it!
298
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,957
You're never out of earshot!
299
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,637
Ah, you know, you've
always been like this.
300
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:15,938
You were always
a fussy little kid
301
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,206
and it's gotten
worse ever since.
302
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,897
You and your precious
morning routine.
303
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,166
You got to have your coffee.
304
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,500
You got to have your quiet.
305
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,380
You got to have this,
you got to have that.
306
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,348
Well, aren't you the
little hothouse orchid!
307
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,805
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
308
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:30,174
I don't have to sit
here and listen to that!
309
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,687
If you want
everything so perfect
310
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,222
why don't you go
live in a bubble?
311
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,611
Oh, well, all right.
312
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,781
Right now it
sounds very inviting.
313
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:44,154
Finally a little peace
and quiet around here.
314
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,164
Hello, there, Frasier.
315
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,767
Oh, what fresh hell is this?
316
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,306
Well, that's a nice way
to greet your brother.
317
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,108
Caffe latte, per piacere.
318
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,112
I'm sorry, Niles
319
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,658
it's just that I've been
trying to read this book.
320
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,161
And it seems no matter
where I light, I get interrupted.
321
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,018
Oh, The Holotropic
Mind by Stanislav Grof.
322
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,465
I love his conclusion that a
change in breathing patterns
323
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,267
can induce alternate
states of consciousness.
324
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:22,125
Great. Now you've
ruined the ending!
325
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,962
I'm sorry.
326
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,329
That was inconsiderate.
327
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:27,831
Mille grazie.
328
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,238
So, how's Father?
329
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:36,251
Father? You mean the
man who's driving me crazy.
330
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,654
The man who makes me dread
the sight of my very doorstep.
331
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,522
The man who just drove
me out of my own home.
332
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,480
And how's work?
333
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:47,284
Niles, I don't know
what I'm going to do.
334
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,286
Dad and I had another fight.
335
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:52,289
See, I'm afraid if we stay
under the same roof together
336
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,091
we'll do irreparable harm
337
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,994
to the relationship
we have as it is.
338
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,929
Well, what are the alternatives?
339
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,975
Well, if I didn't feel so guilty
340
00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:04,334
I'd... I'd do what I should
have done in the first place:
341
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:08,172
just move Dad and Daphne
into their own apartment.
342
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,941
Oh, for goodness sake,
Frasier, it hasn't been that long.
343
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,510
You have to give it a chance.
344
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,723
And you might remember why
you moved him in in the first place.
345
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,946
Refresh me.
346
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,415
You wanted to get closer to Dad.
347
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:19,594
I still do.
348
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:20,962
There isn't
anything I'd like more
349
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,097
but he makes it impossible.
350
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,054
I can't read my book.
351
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,366
I can't have my coffee.
352
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,402
I can't have any
peace in my own home.
353
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,892
So, what you're saying is,
you want to be closer to Dad
354
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,760
but you don't actually
want him around.
355
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,402
Ask yourself, Frasier,
have you tried to sit down
356
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,736
and talk to him?
357
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,539
I mean, really talk to him?
358
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,774
Well, I...
359
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:48,278
Maybe I haven't done my best.
360
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:53,049
I guess I owe that to
the old man, don't I?
361
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,854
Well, uh...
362
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,889
Thanks for the chat, Niles.
363
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,237
You're a good brother
364
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,459
and a credit to the
psychiatric profession.
365
00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:04,161
You're a good brother, too.
366
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,636
Daphne!
367
00:16:12,704 --> 00:16:14,638
What are my things doing here?
368
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:17,241
My leather wing
chair, my Tisami lamp?
369
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,630
We're putting them in the
storage room in the basement.
370
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,423
There was no room
for them in your study
371
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,658
once we got my furniture in.
372
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,959
We discussed it
last night, remember?
373
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:26,116
Of course, of course.
374
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,518
I was just on my way
375
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,521
to ask that peculiar little
man from building services
376
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,888
to give me a hand moving them.
377
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:32,990
Oh, yes. Kyle.
378
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,058
Well, give him my regards.
379
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,393
Oh, yeah, remind me again...
380
00:16:36,461 --> 00:16:40,297
Which one of Kyle's eyes
is really looking at me?
381
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,867
The brown one.
382
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,613
Daphne left your dinner in
the fridge, if you're hungry.
383
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,616
Thanks, but
I'm... I'm not. Uh...
384
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,285
Dad...
385
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,921
Listen, I'm sorry about,
uh, the blowup earlier.
386
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,490
Ah, forget about it.
387
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,691
I already have.
388
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,193
You know, I guess it's no secret
389
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,039
that there's been a lot
of tension between us.
390
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,730
And I think maybe
one of the reasons is
391
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,475
that we never have a
chance to sit down and talk
392
00:17:14,499 --> 00:17:17,835
and I... I thought we
might have a conversation.
393
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,103
Right now?
394
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,740
Yes, I think now
would be a good time.
395
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,742
Later would be better.
396
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,778
It doesn't have to be a
long, drawn-out conversation.
397
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,713
I'm talking about three
minutes of your life.
398
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,392
Well, I hope it only
is three minutes
399
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:32,716
'cause my program's coming on.
400
00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:35,585
Well, if it will make
you any happier
401
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:36,987
I'll get the egg timer
402
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,367
and I will set it
for three minutes.
403
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,791
So, what do you
want to talk about?
404
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,727
Well, the idea is for us to have
405
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:46,663
a normal, honest conversation
just like two normal people
406
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,932
without getting on
each other's nerves.
407
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:53,670
All right, ready...
408
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,442
Go.
409
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,977
This is stupid.
410
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,278
One second?
411
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,046
That's our personal best?
412
00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:10,354
Let us see if we can beat it.
413
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,624
Ready?
414
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,425
Go.
415
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,829
So, how about those Seahawks?
416
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:20,698
No sports.
417
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,831
All right, no opera.
418
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:22,900
Agreed.
419
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,638
Ready?
420
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,274
Go.
421
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,978
This is your idea.
422
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,545
You say something first.
423
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,314
All right. All right.
424
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,983
I'll-I'll tell you
something about myself
425
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,985
that, uh, you don't know.
426
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,587
Uh, six months ago
427
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:48,158
when Lilith and I
were really on the rocks
428
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,595
uh... there was a time of
depression I went through
429
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,231
that was so
terrible, I actually...
430
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,299
climbed out on a ledge
431
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,035
and wondered if
life was worth living.
432
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,938
And... then I...
433
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,508
I thought of Frederick.
434
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,610
And you didn't jump, huh?
435
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,084
Good, Dad.
436
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,120
Wow, I never knew that.
437
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,723
That's the point of
this whole experiment...
438
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,091
To... to tell one another
439
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:23,426
something that we don't
know about each other...
440
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,561
Something vulnerable.
441
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,229
Now it's your turn.
442
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:29,299
Okay.
443
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,868
Well, about two months ago
444
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,047
I was in the basement
445
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,282
going through some old pictures
446
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:35,550
of your mother and me
447
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:39,609
and all of a sudden
something flew up in my eye.
448
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,918
And when I was
trying to get it out
449
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:45,148
I realized that I could
turn my eyelid inside out
450
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,850
the way kids do at camp.
451
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:48,986
That's it?
452
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,687
You call that vulnerable?
453
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:51,822
It hurt!
454
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:55,125
I'm not talking about
that kind of pain!
455
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:58,328
I'm talking about your
emotions, your soul!
456
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:01,531
Some sort of painful,
gut-wrenching experience!
457
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,133
Other than this one?
458
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,379
Oh, God... always a flip answer.
459
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,180
Well, this whole thing's stupid.
460
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,738
Well, not to me.
461
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,340
Oh, how should I expect
anything out of you?
462
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:13,343
You are the most cold,
intractable, unapproachable
463
00:20:13,411 --> 00:20:16,013
distant, stubborn, cold
man I've ever known.
464
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,758
You said "cold"
twice, Mr. Egghead.
465
00:20:17,782 --> 00:20:18,848
Egghead! Egghead!
466
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,683
You said "egghead" twice, too!
467
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,318
Oh, you are so infuriating!
468
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,032
Well, you're no day
at the beach, either.
469
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,066
You know what you are?
470
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,591
I'll tell you later.
471
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,980
It's time for my program.
472
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,266
Dad, I don't think you
see how serious this is.
473
00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:37,901
Oh, will you give it a rest?
474
00:20:37,969 --> 00:20:39,280
Look, we're not getting along
475
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:42,706
and it's not getting any better.
476
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:46,443
I'm not sure how
to say this, but, uh...
477
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:47,577
I, uh...
478
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,715
I'm afraid I'm
going to have to...
479
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:52,994
I know what
you're trying to say.
480
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,362
You want what's
best for both of us.
481
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,854
You want to get me out of here
482
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,122
then you can have your own space
483
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,457
and I'll have my own space
484
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,303
and we can put an
end to all this bickering.
485
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,594
Well, yes.
486
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:06,663
I guess it wasn't so
hard to say, after all.
487
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,131
Except for one thing.
488
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,432
I'm not going.
489
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,567
What?
490
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,002
Look, you want us to forge
491
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,870
some great father-son
relationship...
492
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,338
to make some connection.
493
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,708
Well, that kind of thing
takes a couple of years
494
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,375
not a couple of
days, doesn't it?
495
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,444
You're the shrink.
496
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:23,347
A couple of years, huh?
497
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,382
Ah, it'll go by
before you know it.
498
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:29,887
Either that, or it will
seem like eternity.
499
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,895
I'm willing to give
it a shot if you are.
500
00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:41,965
Okay.
501
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,233
Great.
502
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,213
How about you and me
having a beer together?
503
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:46,369
Wow.
504
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:47,816
You know, in all these years
505
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,320
you've never asked me that.
506
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,743
I'd love to have a
beer with you, Dad.
507
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,921
Well, then, you better haul ass
508
00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:55,223
'cause the store
closes in ten minutes.
509
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,747
Right.
510
00:21:56,815 --> 00:22:00,050
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511
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:05,456
♪ Hey, baby, I hear
the blues a'callin' ♪
512
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:09,159
♪ Tossed salads
and scrambled eggs ♪
513
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:10,594
♪ Mercy ♪
514
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,623
♪ And maybe I
seem a bit confused ♪
515
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,832
♪ Well, maybe, but
I got you pegged ♪
516
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:19,403
♪ But I don't know what to do ♪
517
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:23,740
♪ With those tossed
salads and scrambled eggs ♪
518
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,442
♪ They're callin' again. ♪
519
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,210
Good night!
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