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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,053 --> 00:00:32,853 02 Decoys 2 Alien Seduction - 2007 English 2 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,513 [MOANING] 3 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,517 [GASPING] 4 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,427 [MOANING] 5 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:27,020 Ah! 6 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:28,356 - [KNOCKING] - What the hell? 7 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:29,557 Oh, it's hurting my eyes. 8 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:32,092 [OFFICER] Everything all right here? 9 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:36,730 Yeah, we're fine. 10 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,667 How about you, miss? Everything all right? 11 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:44,205 No one, uh, forcing you to do anything against your will? 12 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:45,873 No, Officer. 13 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:49,277 No one's forcing me to do anything I don't want to do. 14 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:52,045 Well, all right then. 15 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:55,483 We have to ask. You understand? 16 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:56,950 I understand. 17 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:59,320 Hey, she's the one forcing me. 18 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:03,724 Well, you have a nice evening now. 19 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,058 [EXHALES] 20 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:07,328 Stay warm. 21 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,201 He likes me. 22 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,303 You better be nice or I'll have him book you. 23 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:16,937 On what charge? 24 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,105 For being a hard-ass. 25 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:19,973 [MOANS] 26 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,577 Aren't you gonna do up the window? It's cold in here. 27 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,546 I think it's hot. 28 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,687 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 29 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,301 Who are you? 30 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:50,771 [SCREAMS] 31 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,640 [SCREECHES] 32 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:22,002 [PROFESSOR BUCKTON] Evolution is the cornerstone of modern biology. 33 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:25,806 Species can be arranged on an evolutionary ladder 34 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:31,011 from bacteria and lower animals, to higher animals 35 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:34,348 and finally up to man. 36 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,216 But it's not really that simple, 37 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,985 because nature 38 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,522 is full of mistakes. 39 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,091 Any class at 8:00 in the morning is a huge mistake. 40 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,694 And what if today's mistake 41 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:51,265 is tomorrow's new dominant species? 42 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:55,436 Just because humans are at the top of the ladder today 43 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,371 does not mean that we can't just 44 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:00,774 be pushed aside by a superior species. 45 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:04,878 - Yes? Question? - Um... 46 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:08,916 If a higher species is threatened with extinction, are they doomed? 47 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:11,051 Or can they survive by adapting? 48 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:16,390 If mankind was threatened by a reduced gene pool, 49 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:20,160 less genes, less reproductive diversity, 50 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:24,298 what adaptive measures could we take to ensure our survival? 51 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:26,166 Uh, ahem, uh... 52 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,868 We... We could mate a lot more. 53 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:28,969 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 54 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,305 [CHUCKLES] 55 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,507 In evolutionary terms, 56 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,943 quantity is no substitute for quality. 57 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:37,611 [CHUCKLES] 58 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:39,813 [BELL RINGING] 59 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,749 Ladies and gentlemen, our time is up. 60 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:44,918 We have exams next week as all of you know, 61 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,154 but don't despair. 62 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:49,523 I have, uh, prevailed upon 63 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:53,026 one of my most brilliant grad students, 64 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,796 Luke Callahan, to leave the lab temporarily 65 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:59,500 and, uh, make himself available 24/7 for the rest of this week 66 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,302 to help any of you out that needs it. 67 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,872 Uh... 24/7 is a figure of speech. 68 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,475 You call me after midnight and you're gonna need 69 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,215 some serious adaptive survival strategies. 70 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:12,580 - [STUDENTS LAUGHING] - I have never seen him before. 71 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,648 He's way too gorgeous to be a grad student. 72 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,083 And he's too old for you, Steph. 73 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:17,585 Old isn't necessarily a bad thing. 74 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,753 Thanks. 75 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,938 [EXHALES] 76 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,844 [SCREAMS] 77 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,789 [EXHALES] 78 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,166 So why didn't you talk to him? 79 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:09,269 Because I didn't come to college to flirt with cute TAs. 80 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,980 I came to prepare myself for life's challenges. 81 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,706 Well, isn't that life's biggest challenge? 82 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,242 I mean, you finding your ideal mate? 83 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,010 That one person that you're destined for? 84 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:20,347 You're the one who needs a cute TA. Female, of course. 85 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:22,516 Yeah, I know. There's no such thing. 86 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:26,687 - But I wouldn't mind a lonely, well-endowed faculty wife... - No. Never work. 87 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,723 - You're not an older woman kind of guy, Sam. - And how would you know? 88 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,792 You need someone our age, and... 89 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,126 Sexy. 90 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,327 I was gonna say smart. 91 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,163 - And... - Uninhibited. 92 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:38,198 No! Thoughtful. Sensitive. 93 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,700 [NICK] Boom! 94 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,871 Ha-ha! She wants to jump your bones, Sam. 95 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,682 - What're you waiting for? - You don't get it. 96 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,240 Steph and I are just friends, okay? 97 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,077 No such thing. A guy and a girl can never just be friends. 98 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,622 Sure they can. Steph and I have been best buds since middle school. 99 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:57,751 It is theoretically possible to hang out with a chick and not want to bang her. 100 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,163 There is nothing more important than sex. 101 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:01,922 That's the whole point of college! 102 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,524 - Getting laid? - Think about it. 103 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,593 College is the only time in our lives 104 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:08,896 when we will have such a large pool of available babes. 105 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:11,832 Out in the real world our choices will be limited, 106 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,835 but here the odds are in our favour. 107 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,303 The odds? 108 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:19,673 You guys make it sound like it's some sort of competition. 109 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,108 That's not a bad idea. 110 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,143 Just grow up, Nick. 111 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,145 Sam, think about it. 112 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,682 What do you guys think? 113 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,851 [DR. GEISNER] Now that your visions have come back, 114 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,586 how does that make you feel, Luke? 115 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:37,457 Terrified. I'm really scared. 116 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,026 I... I thought this was over. 117 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,663 I thought I'd put it all behind me. 118 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:47,067 That's common after severe trauma. 119 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:52,840 Can you tell me about them? Your visions? 120 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:03,851 Yeah, they're, uh, beautiful alien females from another planet 121 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,687 with no bellybuttons. 122 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,859 Go on. 123 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,127 They're trying to reproduce. 124 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:17,565 [LUKE] They implant alien life forms, 125 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,601 spores maybe, 126 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:23,871 inside human males to incubate them. 127 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:29,877 Their gene pool is shrinking, and they need new mates, homo sapiens, 128 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:32,145 but during the reproductive act, 129 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,982 their body temperatures drop below freezing 130 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,552 and their partners freeze to death. 131 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,890 And, uh, these visions, you... 132 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,593 You still believe they could be true? 133 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,497 Look, these women were a cult. 134 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:54,768 They were real sickos, killing the guys they had sex with. 135 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,370 Were they aliens also? 136 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,339 No. Of course not. No. 137 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,275 What about the blonde you saw today? Or thought you saw? 138 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:06,714 [STAMMERING] Constance, Connie. She, uh... Yeah, she was one of them. 139 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:09,516 From the murders at St. John's College. 140 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:12,185 She was blonde and very pretty. 141 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:20,327 [LUKE] I remember I was with my friend Alex just before the holidays. 142 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,494 Oh, God... 143 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,063 - And... - Not you, too. 144 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,733 She turned into one of them. 145 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,602 And then what happened? 146 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,938 And then I woke up in the hospital. 147 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,742 And they brought in the shrink. 148 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:40,213 Why? Why is this happening to me? 149 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,783 Why can't I just get on with my life? 150 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:48,021 I'm afraid your visions are part of a much deeper malaise, Luke. 151 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:52,893 Look. 152 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,297 I'm gonna give you something to help you relax. 153 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,233 Okay? 154 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,836 Now... 155 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,772 These will help stop the visions. 156 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,040 Thank you, 157 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,243 Dr. Geisner. 158 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,146 - A competition? You're kidding. - [ALTERNATIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 159 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,347 No! No kidding. 160 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,249 This is real. 161 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,186 We have very strict criteria. 162 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,487 Check this out. 163 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:21,822 There's a handicapping system. 164 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,523 Every girl on campus gets a ranking. 165 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:28,261 Mega bonus points if you score with a dime, a perfect 10. 166 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,498 Look, I hate to tell you guys this, but, uh, 167 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,633 women might just find this offensive. 168 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,936 I mean, being categorized and handicapped. 169 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:39,572 They won't know if we don't tell 'em. 170 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:42,876 If you guys think that I'm gonna participate in this juvenile... 171 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,846 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! You... You got to. 172 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,815 There's only two exceptions. 173 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,883 One, is if you're gay... 174 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,485 It's way too easy to score if you're gay. 175 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:56,389 Or have a steady girlfriend. 176 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,994 Then you got no choice, hombre. 177 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,099 [HENRY] This is exam week when everyone goes home. 178 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,836 But most people are sticking around for the party first. 179 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,971 [PETER] The mother of all parties. 180 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,740 [NICK] More hotties in one place 181 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,308 than anyone has ever seen. 182 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,711 Last chance to rack up points. 183 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,380 [SAM] And may the best man win. 184 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,727 [SIREN WAILING] 185 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,726 Is there a problem, Officer? 186 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,461 [CLEARS THROAT] 187 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,463 This is a 25-mile-an-hour zone. 188 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,832 You were going over 40. 189 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:15,668 Oh, my... 190 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,505 [SEDUCTIVELY] That is fast, isn't it? 191 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:24,377 I'm, uh... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to, uh, write you up a citation. 192 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,380 Oh, Officer. Do you have to? 193 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,818 [STAMMERING] Can I have your license, please? 194 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,258 [SHUDDERS] 195 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,805 This'll just take a moment. 196 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,645 [MAN CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO] 197 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,380 [EXHALES] 198 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,332 Miss, you can't do that. Civilians are not allowed in. 199 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,836 Officer, I'm a new transfer at the college 200 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,105 and I just can't afford a ticket right now. 201 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,207 You can go to traffic school. 202 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,911 The truth is I just don't want it on my record. 203 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,047 There must be 204 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:38,385 some other 205 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,620 way we can settle this? 206 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:45,092 [STAMMERING] I'm... I'm afraid that I'm... 207 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,797 [ENGINE SPUTTERING] 208 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,000 [PETER] You're gonna run down the battery. 209 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,301 [SPUTTERING CONTINUES] 210 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,937 My baby's never let me down before. 211 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,406 Yeah, well, Nick, do I really need to stress 212 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,475 how important it is we get your baby going here? 213 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,288 I mean, this party we're going to has a higher ratio of girls to guys 214 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,547 than any other place in town. This is like... 215 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:11,851 - [ENGINE STARTS] - [SKA MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 216 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,154 [NICK AND HENRY WHOOPING] 217 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,959 Hank? You okay? 218 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,593 [SIREN WAILING] 219 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,896 [ARM CREAKING] 220 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,298 What the... He's frozen stiff. 221 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,908 [MUSIC ON CAR STEREO CONTINUES] 222 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,747 What the hell happened here? 223 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,016 Holy mackinaw! 224 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,520 Oh, boys, 9 o'clock. 225 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,958 You see the way she smiled at me? 226 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,960 No, she was, uh, smiling at me. 227 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,229 Children, children, please. She was obviously checking me, so... 228 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,266 - [NICK] Dream on, Henry. - She was. 229 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,101 Right. 230 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,705 Phone numbers are a waste of time. 231 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:10,077 If she won't get with you tonight, cut your losses and move on. 232 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,714 Ah! 233 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,516 [ON TOP OF THE WORLD PLAYING] 234 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,990 ♪ When I look down and I see ♪ 235 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,224 Game on, boys. 236 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,858 ♪ Your sweet, smiling face ♪ 237 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,295 ♪ Nothing matters much to me ♪ 238 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,230 ♪ Except this other place ♪ 239 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,266 ♪ I worked my way, ♪ ♪ I struggled hard ♪ 240 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,068 ♪ I fought to reach the top ♪ 241 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,038 ♪ Now it's here ♪ ♪ and it's all mine. ♪ 242 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,607 ♪ And I never want to stop ♪ 243 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,377 What are you doing? 244 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,114 Collecting data for my sociology class. 245 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,216 How long it takes after a girl walks in here 246 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,052 before a guy buys her a drink. 247 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,822 Can I get you a drink? 248 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,391 That took me 17 seconds. 249 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,460 That's sweet. 250 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,096 But you don't really want to buy me a drink. 251 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,499 You want to have sex. 252 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:10,637 Well, I'd probably say yes, but... 253 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,576 I don't think my girlfriend would approve. 254 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:25,918 ♪ When I look down and I see ♪ 255 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,354 ♪ Your sweet, smiling face ♪ 256 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,057 ♪ Nothing matters much to me ♪ 257 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,958 ♪ Except this time and place ♪ 258 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,827 ♪ I worked my way, ♪ ♪ I struggled hard ♪ 259 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,496 ♪ I fought to reach the top ♪ 260 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,266 ♪ Now it's here ♪ ♪ and it's all mine ♪ 261 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,701 ♪ And I never want to stop ♪ 262 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,937 ♪ Look at me, here I stand ♪ 263 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,439 ♪ On top of the world ♪ 264 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,043 ♪ Standing strong, ♪ ♪ standing proud ♪ 265 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,754 You know the problem with places like this? 266 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,822 - There's a problem? - Well, it... it's a meat market. 267 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:58,485 I mean, everyone's a commodity. And it's all about scoring. 268 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,420 There's no room left for just being a person. 269 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,156 - You really think so? - Yes. 270 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:07,527 Then, uh, why are you staring at my nipples? 271 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:10,863 Guys are all the same. 272 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,008 Talk about feelings and all you want to do is cop a feel. 273 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,502 - That's not true. I'm not like that. - Uh-huh. 274 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:20,340 Take a good look 'cause it's the closest you're ever gonna get. 275 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,636 - Constance! - [SCREAMS] 276 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:27,840 That's not my name. 277 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,709 I'm sorry. 278 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,944 [STAMMERING] I... You looked just like someone 279 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,214 I used to know and... I thought... 280 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,649 You're my Biology TA, right? 281 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,718 Luke Callahan? 282 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,356 I'm Stephanie Baxter. 283 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,059 - I'm really sorry. - Yeah. 284 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,230 - Did I scare you? - No, no. 285 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,600 Well, yeah, maybe a little. 286 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,436 I was just heading back to the dorm. 287 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,505 Would you walk me there? 288 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,973 Well, yeah. Yeah. Of course, yeah. 289 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,509 - Sure. - Okay. 290 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,144 So, this woman I reminded you of, 291 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:09,449 Constance, is she a good friend? 292 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,853 She was a friend of my old room mate. 293 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,823 He liked her a lot, but... 294 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,492 But what? 295 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,996 She did things to him. 296 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,932 [STEPHANIE] What do you mean? 297 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,304 Well? 298 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:34,106 Mine got overly excited. 299 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,608 [SCREAMING] 300 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,112 Then his vital functions ceased. 301 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,781 [SIGHS] 302 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,350 Mine was a police officer. 303 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,518 And I thought he was in decent shape. 304 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:50,022 I'm... I'm afraid that I'm... 305 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:53,826 But he didn't survive the temperature drop. 306 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,161 [SIGHS] 307 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,829 What about the bodies? 308 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,598 Did you dispose of them? 309 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,871 We can't have any distractions from the police. 310 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,874 We gotta hide those bodies. 311 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,544 Look, Luke Callahan is the only one that survived. 312 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,781 - I'm watching him. - What is different about him? 313 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,950 Yeah, he seems really sensitive. 314 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,652 Well, that's why he survived, 315 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,889 'cause their body temperatures need to drop slowly. 316 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,891 And sensitive guys... 317 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,427 He was in love. 318 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:30,062 So there's more romance, more foreplay. 319 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,264 BOTH: Oh! 320 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,032 There's a cold snap coming. 321 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,967 Make sure you do it outside. 322 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,370 And draw it out. 323 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,707 We have to keep them alive as long as possible. 324 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,475 How do we do that? 325 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:47,880 These human males seem so eager. 326 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,452 Just use your imagination. 327 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,621 - Hmm. - Hmm. 328 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,590 [HUMMING MARCH] 329 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,595 Keep it down, would you? 330 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,431 Oh, I couldn't keep it down. 331 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,699 You should've seen her, she was amazing. 332 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,936 And she had a friend. You getting all this, Henry? 333 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,972 I'm gonna need date, time, place, some form of corroboration. 334 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,574 Corroboration? 335 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,744 - Every score needs to be documented. - Hey... 336 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:23,416 You need hard evidence or a photo, or an eyewitness account... 337 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,551 That's a lot of crap. 338 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,719 No, Nick. It isn't. 339 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:30,289 And I've come up with the perfect way to document scores. 340 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,825 Cell phone. Most shoot video. 341 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,363 Put my PC on speed dial, and voila! 342 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,797 Instant evidence. 343 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,065 Hi, Mom! 344 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,602 You want to be my hat trick tonight, Peter? 345 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,203 Oh yeah, sure. Get out! 346 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,774 - Go to bed! - You're gonna spill Henry's beer. 347 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,781 [SNORING] 348 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,707 [DISTANT SIREN WAILING] 349 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,543 Are those good? 350 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,746 Can I try one? 351 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,749 [STAMMERING] 352 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,652 Yeah, I... 353 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,556 [CHUCKLES] 354 00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:39,659 Mmm. 355 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,868 Oh, wow. 356 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,135 Uh... 357 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,042 [HENRY MOANING] 358 00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:35,982 Not too fast now. Nice and slow. 359 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,484 That's how I like it. 360 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:40,319 It's really cold... 361 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:43,690 Not your breasts, just outside. 362 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,495 Let's do it here, in the snow. 363 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,463 It's a record... 364 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:53,165 - [FLY UNZIPPING] - low tonight. 365 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,067 [GRUNTS] 366 00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,606 Let's make some heat. 367 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:03,042 [SHIVERING] - Oh, God, this is just like my fantasy. 368 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,845 Only colder. 369 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,814 [MOANS] 370 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:11,951 There's something I really, really need to tell you. 371 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,720 I'm a... 372 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,354 Not now. 373 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,590 [MOANS LOUDLY] 374 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:20,727 I... I'm a virgin! 375 00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:22,795 Sorry. I gotta go. 376 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,230 Hey! 377 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,500 [PANTING] 378 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,076 Idiot. Idiot. 379 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,678 Ah... 380 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:45,417 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 381 00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:47,119 Come in. 382 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:52,592 Excuse me. Are you Professor Buckton? 383 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,694 Yes, I am. 384 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:57,329 What can I do for you? 385 00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,566 I'm Dr. Constance Snowdon. 386 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:03,002 I've been assigned to Student Health Services this term. 387 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:06,639 You supervise a grad student named Luke Callahan, right? 388 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:09,876 Yes. He's one of the best students I've had in a long time. 389 00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:13,079 Does he ever behave unusually? 390 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:18,417 Well, he's very dedicated, which is, uh, unusual these days, 391 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,952 even for a grad student. 392 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,655 He's very interested in anatomy, 393 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:25,925 particularly unorthodox evolutionary variations. 394 00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,461 Well, I came here to tell you that 395 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:30,863 Luke Callahan experienced 396 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,165 a psychotic episode a few years ago. 397 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:34,901 Really? 398 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,041 It's probably nothing for you to be concerned about, 399 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:38,671 but I'd appreciate you letting me know 400 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,472 if ever he behaves abnormally. 401 00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:42,074 Abnormally? 402 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:46,078 Well, how exactly would you define that, Dr. Snowdon? 403 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:47,780 Paranoid delusions. 404 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:52,051 Usually having to do with aliens from outer space, 405 00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:54,020 that sort of thing. 406 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:57,824 Luke has always seemed, uh, very well-balanced to me. 407 00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,826 He's intense, but he's very sensible. 408 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:03,930 He's very good at compensating for his problems. 409 00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:07,900 I'd appreciate if you 410 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,837 kept this conversation just between you and I. 411 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,806 All right. 412 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,008 Thank you. 413 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,613 Have a good day. 414 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:43,069 Hey! What's this I hear about a secret contest? 415 00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:47,273 [SKA MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 416 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:51,377 [STAMMERING] Uh, contest? Like what contest? 417 00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:52,979 Oh. 418 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:58,017 Oh, I guess it's probably just a rumor. Yeah. 419 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,151 [CHUCKLES] 420 00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:02,722 Oh! Hey! What's that? 421 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,023 [CHUCKLING] 422 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,058 Look! Sweet! 423 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:08,961 This is like handicapping horses on the racing form, right? 424 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:11,664 No. Horse race is like two minutes, 425 00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:14,333 this is like a five-day type of thing. 426 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,971 You have got to let me play. Please. 427 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,274 I'll buy you all a case of brewskis. 428 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,811 I'll buy you all Mexican. 429 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:27,880 Come on! I mean, Sam, tell 'em. 430 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,381 Tell them my word is gold. 431 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,350 Forget it, Steiner. 432 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:37,656 Sam. We went to middle school together. 433 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:40,860 Okay. If Arnold says he's buying brewskis 434 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,663 or if he's buying Mexican, he's good for it. 435 00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:50,169 All right, how about brewskis and Mexican? Hmm? 436 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,071 Done. 437 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,906 Times three. 438 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,375 All right. Times three. 439 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:57,877 Phenomenal! 440 00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:02,681 All right. Just don't go shooting your mouth off about this. 441 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:04,817 If the girls find out, we're toast. 442 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,218 I won't tell a soul. 443 00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:09,188 You got Arnie's word on that, bro. 444 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,703 Evan, you're next. Let him through. 445 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,941 Boys, what's up? 446 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:35,214 This is just to cover overhead administrative costs. 447 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,225 See, none of these chicks do it for me, man. 448 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:48,660 - I like mine with, you know, black leather... - God... 449 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:51,663 - Chains, studs, dog collars... - Yeah, good luck finding her. 450 00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,632 Don't need to. She's gonna find me. 451 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,972 See, I was doing some Googling. 452 00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:58,004 Turns out females are attracted by smells. 453 00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:02,008 They're drawn to males with strong olfactory pheromone attractors. 454 00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:04,443 Olfactory phero what? 455 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:12,785 Check this out. Bought it off the Internet. 456 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:17,356 Synthetic bull musk, 95% pure. 457 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:19,125 Thank you, North Korea. 458 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:21,060 [SPRAYING] 459 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,662 Oh, that's it. Right there. 460 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,864 Stop. 461 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:27,399 All right. Watch this. 462 00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:42,248 I, uh, see you're reading Shakespeare. 463 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:44,650 I love Shakespeare. 464 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:48,821 He, uh, understands the heart. 465 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,424 So which play are you reading? 466 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:53,860 Titus Andronicus. 467 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,563 Oh, yeah. Titus Androna touch me. 468 00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:00,366 What's that about again? 469 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:04,436 A Roman general whose daughter has two guys in love with her. 470 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:05,804 Ah... 471 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:08,507 So you're a romantic, too? 472 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,209 Which one does she chose? 473 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:11,710 Neither. 474 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,946 They rape her and torture her, 475 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,182 but Daddy finds out and whacks them, 476 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:18,150 and chops them into little pieces 477 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:21,487 and cooks them into a pie and serves them to their mother for dinner. 478 00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:24,857 Dinner? I bet you want to grab a burger? 479 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:26,993 I'm a non-lactose vegan. 480 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:29,261 I'd rather die than do it with a meat-eater. 481 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,931 And you stink. Must be the burgers. 482 00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:34,833 - [LAUGHS] - You like that, huh? 483 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:37,970 You want some more of that? How about this? 484 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:44,276 Excuse me. 485 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:47,246 Do you know anything about cars? 486 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,814 Cars? 487 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:51,117 Y-Yeah... 488 00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:54,620 Mine won't start. I think I flooded it. 489 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,854 Oh... 490 00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:57,389 So will you come 491 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,126 and check it out for me? 492 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:01,928 Please? 493 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:05,231 Yeah. Yes. Yeah. 494 00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:07,166 Mmm. 495 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:11,170 Oh, wait! Can you wait one second? 496 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,270 Just one second. I gotta grab something real quick. 497 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:14,883 Just one second. I'll just be one second. 498 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:17,376 Yes, Stein'll be back, baby, yeah... 499 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:22,290 Hey! Uh, give me your cell phone. I left mine at the dorm. 500 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:25,884 But she's not your type. I mean, she's got no black leather, she's got no studs... 501 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:27,853 Dude, I think she'll be just fine. 502 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:30,889 Uh, can you give me your cell phone? 503 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:32,724 I could swear I've seen her before. 504 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:34,160 [ARNOLD] Oh, yeah? 505 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,461 Ooh! 506 00:31:36,795 --> 00:31:38,230 [SPRAYING] 507 00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:40,766 Hey, baby, Steiner's back. 508 00:31:40,866 --> 00:31:42,301 Let's do this. Yeah... Ugh! 509 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:43,702 Ow! Jesus. 510 00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:45,204 [LAUGHS] 511 00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:46,872 [ARNOLD] Steiner's not hurt, baby. 512 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:48,574 No, no, that didn't hurt. 513 00:31:48,674 --> 00:31:50,909 Looks like Arnold got lucky. 514 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:53,379 Uh, yeah, it... it looks like it. 515 00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:56,282 Why did you give him your cell phone? 516 00:31:56,382 --> 00:32:00,486 He, uh... He needed to call his parents back. So... 517 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:03,455 Yeah, you are a really bad liar. 518 00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:04,823 What are you guys up to? 519 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,201 Look, I gotta get back to my dorm room, 520 00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,627 'cause I got a killer exam tomorrow... 521 00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:10,462 So I'll talk to you later. 522 00:32:12,198 --> 00:32:14,700 This is so sweet of you. 523 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,635 I'm Jasmine, by the way. 524 00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:19,905 Steiner. Arnold Steiner. 525 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:23,609 You, uh, live around here? 526 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,477 Well, I just moved here. 527 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:29,581 Actually, I just transferred from my junior college. 528 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:30,882 Oh, yeah? 529 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:32,918 You, uh... You have a major? 530 00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:35,921 Of course, I do. Party till you drop. 531 00:32:36,022 --> 00:32:37,523 [LAUGHS] 532 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:41,693 My car's just over there, through the park. 533 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:42,937 We'll just have to cut through there. 534 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,164 Sure. I... I'll follow you. 535 00:32:57,376 --> 00:33:01,713 Actually, I lied. I don't even have a car. 536 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:05,717 I just like the way you look. 537 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:06,918 [LAUGHS] 538 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,720 You like the way I look? 539 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,101 [SHIVERING] 540 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,616 [MOANING] 541 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:41,387 Not so fast now. 542 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:46,658 Slow and easy. 543 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:49,695 - Slow and easy? - Uh-huh. 544 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:52,998 Now, take off your jacket. 545 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:55,334 Huh? 546 00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:58,237 I want to see what you look like. 547 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:04,376 What are you doing? 548 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,445 Just turning my cell phone off. 549 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:11,617 Don't want us to be interrupted. Yeah. 550 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:14,286 All right. [CLEARS THROAT] 551 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,822 Now, uh, where were we? 552 00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:21,327 [MOANS] 553 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:42,181 Open. Come on. Come on. Come on. 554 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:47,219 Someone needs a little discipline. 555 00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:49,255 Time to punish you. 556 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:52,858 How did you do that? 557 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,260 What? 558 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,728 Don't you like what you see? 559 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:59,365 I like it. I like it... 560 00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,200 Aren't... Aren't you c-cold? 561 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,101 A little. 562 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:06,972 But it excites me. 563 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:08,507 Oh... 564 00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:12,511 [ARNOLD SHIVERING] 565 00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:18,684 Whoa! 566 00:35:20,319 --> 00:35:22,954 It's k-k-kind of cold. 567 00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:24,723 Yeah, well, you've been a bad boy, Arnold. 568 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:27,926 And you're just gonna have to stay out here in the cold and freeze. 569 00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:29,361 [GROANS] 570 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,902 [SAM] No. No... 571 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,145 [CHOKES] 572 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,582 [CRACKLING] 573 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:54,920 Arnold. 574 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,380 [STATIC CRACKLING] 575 00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:26,685 Hang on, buddy. I'm coming. 576 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:43,902 [HEART BEATING] 577 00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,840 - Oh, good. You're still alive. - [SAM] Arnold! 578 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:53,512 Arnie, where are you, buddy? Arnold! 579 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,986 [GASPING] 580 00:37:04,122 --> 00:37:08,059 Sam, I can't breathe so good. 581 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,995 You're gonna be okay. All right? 582 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:11,597 No... 583 00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:13,899 Not okay... 584 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,903 I'm gonna get you to a doctor. Can you walk? 585 00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:19,738 I don't think so. 586 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:26,378 Head feels funny. 587 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,647 Where's my cell phone? 588 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:32,384 I've been a bad boy, Sam. 589 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,386 Okay, forget the cell phone. 590 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:37,523 I've been a bad boy, Sam. 591 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:40,526 I'm gonna get us some wheels, all right? 592 00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:43,329 I'll be back. I promise. I promise you. 593 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,543 [OPERATOR] 911. What is your emergency? 594 00:37:57,643 --> 00:37:59,210 Yes, this is a medical emergency. 595 00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:01,547 What is your location, sir? 596 00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:03,782 - In the park on campus. - Please calm down, sir. 597 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,517 What is the nature of your emergency? 598 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,252 Look. Something's happened to my friend. 599 00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:09,287 Is he conscious, sir? Are you there, sir? 600 00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:11,222 Thanks. 601 00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:12,791 Hey! 602 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:16,362 Hey! 603 00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:19,498 Look. Something's happened to my friend. I need to get him to a hospital. 604 00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:21,900 - Where? - Come on! 605 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,535 Come. 606 00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:29,508 He's here. Arnold! 607 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:31,543 Arnold! 608 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,947 [SIRENS WAILING] 609 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,086 Arnold! 610 00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:48,594 [PHONE RINGING] 611 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:51,697 Dialling 911 for no reason is a serious offence. 612 00:38:51,797 --> 00:38:53,665 What? It wasn't for no reason. 613 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,166 Look, something happened to Arnold. 614 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,469 What do you think happened to him? 615 00:38:57,569 --> 00:38:58,637 I don't know. 616 00:38:58,737 --> 00:38:59,905 Well, it's pretty obvious. 617 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:02,508 He took off. 618 00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:06,044 No, but he wouldn't have left without my cell phone. 619 00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:08,313 - I'm gonna let you off with a warning. - But... 620 00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:12,451 If I see you back here, you're gonna get charged. Understand? 621 00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:14,986 Yes, sir. 622 00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:17,789 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 623 00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:29,668 But it excites me. 624 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,603 How does a major dweeb like Arnold 625 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,573 get with a total hottie like that? 626 00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:37,108 Love is a mystery, my friend. 627 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,244 That's not just love. 628 00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:40,779 [ARNOLD GROANING] 629 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,449 Yeah, that's... That's much better. 630 00:39:44,483 --> 00:39:47,653 Yeah, that's full-on lust. 631 00:39:47,753 --> 00:39:49,721 - It must've been the spray. - Oh, what spray? 632 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:53,258 Looks like Arnold's pretty cold. 633 00:39:53,358 --> 00:39:57,395 Looks like the temperature's dropping fast. 634 00:39:57,496 --> 00:39:59,397 [STATIC CRACKLING] 635 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:00,732 Now, what the hell is that? 636 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:03,268 It looks like some kind of snake. 637 00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:04,648 But that doesn't make any sense. 638 00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:06,672 That's what it looks like. 639 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:13,011 Now, the temperature drop, could it have caused this? 640 00:40:13,111 --> 00:40:14,279 I mean, maybe. 641 00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:15,590 I mean, these things aren't made to survive 642 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:18,349 subzero temperatures outside, so... 643 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:20,118 Let's see that again. 644 00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:22,621 But it excites me. 645 00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:24,189 Arnold had a thing for chicks 646 00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:25,457 in black leather and studs. 647 00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:26,625 I mean, what's the chances 648 00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:29,127 of finding your dream squeeze? 649 00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:31,062 Astronomical. 650 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,166 Really astronomical. 651 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,868 [DIALING TELEPHONE] 652 00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:43,875 Hey, Arnold. It's me, Sam. 653 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:46,011 Yeah, just give me a call when you get in. 654 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,779 All right, bro. 655 00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:54,853 Nick's gonna win this thing if you don't get in the game. 656 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,988 What are you talking about? 657 00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:58,456 Look. My money's on you. 658 00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,434 You just gotta get your first one to break the ice. 659 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,569 Well, do you have any suggestions? 660 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:03,128 Stephanie. 661 00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:04,295 Oh. 662 00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:05,897 She's got the hots for you, man. 663 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,032 No, she doesn't. 664 00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:08,299 Dude, open your eyes. 665 00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:09,768 [STAMMERING] We're just friends. 666 00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:13,171 You're the only one who says that. 667 00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,040 She never does. Why is that? 668 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,495 Luke? 669 00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:41,772 How long you been in here? 670 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,434 Just a few hours. 671 00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:44,870 Maybe a little more. 672 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:46,672 You ought to take a break. 673 00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:48,674 Stretch the limbs a little bit. 674 00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:51,242 Go get something to eat. 675 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,712 Maybe find a little companionship. 676 00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:57,649 You know, we, uh... 677 00:41:57,749 --> 00:42:02,287 We study the origin of life, but, uh, we also have to live it. 678 00:42:02,387 --> 00:42:03,822 Yeah. 679 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:07,659 I should really finish this. 680 00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:13,231 What is this? 681 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:14,733 Oh, yeah... 682 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,169 A few sketches that I was working on. 683 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,772 What on earth is this? 684 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:23,609 It's, uh, something that's not from Earth. 685 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:28,179 It's the female of an alien species. 686 00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:38,957 And these are? 687 00:42:40,692 --> 00:42:43,128 The sexual organs. 688 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:46,665 They're kept inside till the beginning of the reproductive act. 689 00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:56,942 You know, there's a tremendous amount of detail here. 690 00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:00,011 I'm curious, what inspired you 691 00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:03,314 to create something like this? 692 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:08,086 I saw her. No, no... I didn't create it. I... I saw her. 693 00:43:11,122 --> 00:43:12,658 Are you serious? 694 00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:15,393 No. 695 00:43:15,493 --> 00:43:19,364 No, of course not. 696 00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:25,003 Go have some fun. 697 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:27,538 That's what guys your age are supposed to do. 698 00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:29,675 Yeah. Yeah. 699 00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:33,244 I'm fine. It's really... 700 00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:36,782 Wonderful musculature. 701 00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:38,416 Can I take a couple of these? 702 00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:40,852 Yeah. Sure. 703 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,078 [SCREAMS] 704 00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:15,921 [DELIA] Are you all right? 705 00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:22,861 I'm not sure. 706 00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:25,596 Where does it hurt? 707 00:44:25,697 --> 00:44:27,165 I... 708 00:44:27,265 --> 00:44:30,702 If it hurts, I could rub something. 709 00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:34,305 But not in here. 710 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:38,076 They hate it when you talk in the library. 711 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:40,578 I... I know a place we can go where we can 712 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,714 make as much noise as we want. 713 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,732 Pretty cool, huh? 714 00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:02,934 Mmm-hmm. 715 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:08,439 Now, what were you going to rub exactly? 716 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,308 Where does it ache? 717 00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:19,150 I wonder what you're thinking about. 718 00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:33,231 [GASPS] 719 00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:35,733 How did you know? 720 00:45:35,834 --> 00:45:37,402 Like my outfit? 721 00:45:39,938 --> 00:45:42,173 Want me to play teacher? 722 00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:44,409 Uh-huh. 723 00:45:45,777 --> 00:45:47,278 You're gonna freeze like that. 724 00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:50,882 No, I'm still warm from the workout. 725 00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:53,451 Hey, you know who I saw the other night? 726 00:45:53,551 --> 00:45:55,120 Luke, the Biology TA. 727 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:57,455 The one whose children you want to bear? 728 00:45:57,555 --> 00:45:59,024 Yeah, that's right. 729 00:45:59,124 --> 00:46:01,284 But it was weird though. He thought I was someone else. 730 00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:03,094 And then he told me this bizarre story. 731 00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:05,130 Yeah, I'm sure he has the hots for you. 732 00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:06,998 About some girls at his undergrad college 733 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,868 who murdered guys after having sex with them. 734 00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:12,537 Oh, that... That's bizarre. 735 00:46:12,637 --> 00:46:14,639 But the really bizarre part was 736 00:46:14,739 --> 00:46:18,543 he had a vision that they were from another planet where it was real cold. 737 00:46:18,643 --> 00:46:20,178 So they were allergic to heat. 738 00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:24,215 And, uh, I swear to God, I think he believed it. 739 00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:28,887 - But you want to hear something really crazy? - Yeah. 740 00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:33,291 I'm thinking of changing the colour of my hair. 741 00:46:34,725 --> 00:46:36,561 Would you like me as a blonde? 742 00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:45,236 [LAUGHS] 743 00:46:48,573 --> 00:46:50,141 [BEEPS] 744 00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:52,343 I'm putting my phone on vibrate. 745 00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:53,979 Oh. 746 00:47:04,722 --> 00:47:06,124 Oh. 747 00:47:08,927 --> 00:47:10,395 [MOANS] 748 00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:14,465 You're so hot. So hot! 749 00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:16,334 That machine! What is that? 750 00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:18,769 It's a heater so the players don't freeze. 751 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:19,905 [DELIA GROANS] 752 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,406 [CRACKLING] 753 00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:22,740 It's too hot! 754 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,642 Hey! Are you okay? 755 00:47:24,742 --> 00:47:26,244 No! 756 00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:30,949 Hey! 757 00:47:32,117 --> 00:47:35,020 At least give me your phone number! 758 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,029 [EXHALES] 759 00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:01,980 Do you want me? 760 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,083 Oh, like I could ever say no. 761 00:48:14,192 --> 00:48:16,361 [DISTANT SIREN WAILING] 762 00:48:27,605 --> 00:48:29,574 [WOMAN ON P.A.] Doctor Smith, Room 42. 763 00:48:29,674 --> 00:48:31,542 Doctor Smith, Room 42. 764 00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:37,182 Look. I'll call you later. Bye. 765 00:48:38,016 --> 00:48:39,784 I need to see Dr. Geisner. 766 00:48:39,884 --> 00:48:42,287 Let me check and see if she's on call. 767 00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:45,523 Sorry. She's not available tonight. 768 00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:48,093 Uh-oh. Back up. 769 00:48:48,193 --> 00:48:50,128 [RECEPTIONIST] She's here tomorrow. 770 00:48:50,228 --> 00:48:51,973 I can give you her voice mail if you'd care to leave a message. 771 00:48:51,997 --> 00:48:53,307 [LUKE] I've already left her three. 772 00:48:53,331 --> 00:48:54,932 What's he doing here? 773 00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:56,434 He needs to see his doctor. 774 00:48:56,534 --> 00:48:58,103 He's been having some problems sleeping. 775 00:48:58,203 --> 00:49:01,106 - [LUKE] You have no idea where she is? - No, sir. 776 00:49:01,206 --> 00:49:04,575 - Can I... - No, he's dangerous. 777 00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:05,810 Why? 778 00:49:05,910 --> 00:49:07,345 'Cause he knows about us. 779 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,448 And nobody believes him. And we have to keep it that way. 780 00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:14,752 Pity. 781 00:49:14,852 --> 00:49:17,622 Tell her that Luke Callahan came by. 782 00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:19,490 Tell her... 783 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:23,528 Tell her the medication isn't working. 784 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,735 [MOANS] 785 00:49:31,569 --> 00:49:33,004 [SCREAMS] 786 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:48,453 Guys, I never told you this before, 787 00:49:48,553 --> 00:49:53,658 but I have this thing for girls in schoolgirl uniforms. 788 00:49:56,961 --> 00:49:57,995 Isn't that illegal? 789 00:49:58,096 --> 00:49:59,130 It's just a fantasy. 790 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:00,531 It's pretty common really. 791 00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:02,333 Early childhood development thing... 792 00:50:02,433 --> 00:50:04,369 Anyway, like what happened with Arnold, 793 00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:07,004 this chick turned into my fantasy. 794 00:50:07,105 --> 00:50:08,339 How did she do that? 795 00:50:08,439 --> 00:50:11,309 I told you, it all happened kind of fast. 796 00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:14,212 The propane heater came on and she freaked. 797 00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:17,048 It was like she was allergic to heat. 798 00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:21,086 What did you say? 799 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,145 [CREAKING] 800 00:51:02,527 --> 00:51:03,628 [SCREAMS] 801 00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:06,331 Sam? 802 00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:09,634 I tried calling your cell, but you didn't pick up. 803 00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:12,103 So tell me what Luke said. The whole thing. 804 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:14,172 This is crazy. 805 00:51:14,272 --> 00:51:15,706 Do you know how crazy this is? 806 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:18,176 Arnold disappeared into thin air. Okay, that's crazy. 807 00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:19,810 He's probably really embarrassed. 808 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,155 The girl he was with ran off on him. 809 00:51:21,179 --> 00:51:22,647 Yeah, but I called his parents. 810 00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:24,782 They said that they haven't even heard from him. 811 00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:26,251 It's just not like him. 812 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,355 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 813 00:51:32,290 --> 00:51:34,625 Luke's not here. Let's go. 814 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,395 What are you doing? 815 00:51:43,368 --> 00:51:45,870 Sam? What are you doing? 816 00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:47,705 I just wanna take a look. 817 00:51:53,811 --> 00:51:55,846 Okay. This really is crazy. 818 00:52:02,887 --> 00:52:04,255 [DOOR OPENING] 819 00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:07,124 [SAM] Wow! Weird. 820 00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:09,860 [SAM CHUCKLES] 821 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:16,701 [STEPHANIE] He seemed like such a sweet guy, too. 822 00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,736 So normal. 823 00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:22,340 You'd never guess he... 824 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:36,787 [SIGHS] 825 00:52:37,622 --> 00:52:40,225 It's way too hot in here. 826 00:52:59,644 --> 00:53:01,312 Oh, my God. 827 00:53:34,945 --> 00:53:38,816 That looks like an old-fashioned TV sci-fi monster. 828 00:53:40,318 --> 00:53:42,720 Dr. Snowdon, I didn't hear you come in. 829 00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:43,988 You looked engrossed. 830 00:53:44,088 --> 00:53:45,956 I didn't want to disturb you. 831 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:48,459 No, you're not disturbing me. 832 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:53,631 I saw that your light was on and I was wondering if you... 833 00:53:57,968 --> 00:53:59,470 That looks a lot like me. 834 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:00,805 Yes. 835 00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:02,106 Did you get that from... 836 00:54:02,206 --> 00:54:03,774 Luke Callahan. 837 00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:10,615 He told me that he actually saw one of these. 838 00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:12,917 I think he's under a lot of stress. 839 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:18,222 Well, speaking of stress relief... 840 00:54:18,323 --> 00:54:20,090 Is it true, Professor Buckton, 841 00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:25,830 that there's always something to drink in these old faculty offices? 842 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:32,803 Well... I'm sure I could, uh, dig up some 843 00:54:32,903 --> 00:54:36,006 rare old cognac to share with a colleague. 844 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,642 That'd be nice. 845 00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:42,980 It does look a lot like you. 846 00:54:48,653 --> 00:54:51,356 Very detailed work. 847 00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:57,662 It's a complete, uh, delusion, of course, 848 00:54:57,762 --> 00:55:02,433 but the skeletal detail is very plausible. 849 00:55:04,435 --> 00:55:10,608 Anatomically I find it quite interesting. 850 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:15,580 And, Professor, do you find my anatomy quite interesting? 851 00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:21,828 NEWSCASTER ON TV: shelters for the homeless. And on campus this morning, 852 00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:24,689 Arnold Steiner, a Psychology major, was reported missing 853 00:55:24,789 --> 00:55:27,725 after he failed to meet his friends for a midnight snack. 854 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:30,027 His shoes, shirt and socks were all found 855 00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:32,697 frozen solid in a park near the library. 856 00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:34,865 Campus police consider it highly unlikely 857 00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,567 that anyone would have taken off 858 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,369 their clothes in this 10-below weather 859 00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:40,471 and are treating Steiner's disappearance 860 00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:43,073 as an unusual end-of-term prank. 861 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:47,144 Apparently, Steiner is well known to campus police. 862 00:55:47,244 --> 00:55:48,913 And now, let's check with Diana 863 00:55:49,013 --> 00:55:51,516 and find out if this deep freeze will ever let up. 864 00:55:51,616 --> 00:55:54,985 [DIANA] Well, Roger, if you're thinking of going outside today, don't. 865 00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:58,355 With today's wind chill factor, exposed skin can freeze... 866 00:55:58,456 --> 00:55:59,790 They're back. 867 00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:01,526 And frostbite is always a possibility. 868 00:56:01,626 --> 00:56:04,361 So if you must go outside, keep covered up... 869 00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:30,721 - You missed your last appointment. - Did I? 870 00:56:31,355 --> 00:56:32,957 I need to know why. 871 00:56:33,558 --> 00:56:35,092 Because of this. 872 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,430 Each one of these is a missing student, 873 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:43,801 except for these which are unexplained deaths by freezing. 874 00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:51,442 Don't you see? They're back. 875 00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:54,278 When did you stop taking your meds? 876 00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:57,247 [STAMMERING] They seem to be congregating around the hospital... 877 00:56:57,347 --> 00:56:59,383 Luke, you have to take your meds. 878 00:56:59,484 --> 00:57:01,018 The meds are just distracting me! 879 00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:03,688 They were helping you to think clearly. 880 00:57:05,790 --> 00:57:08,459 I'm here to help you. 881 00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:13,430 But I can't help you get through this unless you open up to me. 882 00:57:13,531 --> 00:57:16,100 Unless you trust me. 883 00:57:19,336 --> 00:57:20,616 Why do you want me to take them? 884 00:57:20,671 --> 00:57:22,072 To help control the hallucinations. 885 00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:23,332 I'm very concerned about you. 886 00:57:23,373 --> 00:57:24,441 No, you're not. 887 00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:26,076 You never have been... 888 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:29,647 You're... 889 00:57:31,381 --> 00:57:33,117 Now you think I'm one of them. 890 00:57:35,419 --> 00:57:36,887 Luke... 891 00:57:39,490 --> 00:57:41,892 I am not one of them. 892 00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:47,197 They're only in your imagination, they don't exist. 893 00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:48,799 But I saw them. 894 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:57,808 Listen to me. 895 00:57:57,908 --> 00:58:00,110 I want you to take one of these, three times a day. 896 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:01,579 You hear me? 897 00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:03,347 Three times a day. 898 00:58:03,447 --> 00:58:04,715 I saw them. 899 00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:07,151 - I know they're real... - Luke. 900 00:58:07,251 --> 00:58:08,786 Promise me. 901 00:58:18,929 --> 00:58:21,732 WOMAN ON P.A.: Doctor Robinson, please report to Cardiology. 902 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:25,369 Doctor Robinson to Cardiology. 903 00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:29,807 Mr. Callahan? I need to talk to you. 904 00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:34,812 If this is about the exam, you can come by my office this afternoon. 905 00:58:36,681 --> 00:58:40,350 It's not about the exam. [SCOFFS] 906 00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:43,253 [STAMMERING] It's about the blonde aliens. 907 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:45,355 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 908 00:58:45,455 --> 00:58:48,025 - The Decoys? - Yeah, is that what they're called? 909 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:49,627 Who are you? 910 00:58:49,727 --> 00:58:51,495 - What do you know about her? - Whoa! 911 00:58:51,596 --> 00:58:53,764 If this is some kind of prank, I swear to you... 912 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:56,000 I think they killed one of my good friends! 913 00:58:59,804 --> 00:59:02,472 That's good. Oh, I'm sorry. But that's good. 914 00:59:02,573 --> 00:59:03,741 That's good! That means... 915 00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:05,275 That means they're slipping up. 916 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,420 That means we might actually have a chance this time. 917 00:59:07,444 --> 00:59:09,980 I read the articles about what happened at St. John's, but... 918 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:13,117 But, I mean, what do these alien females really want? 919 00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:15,485 They want us. 920 00:59:15,586 --> 00:59:19,957 They're real smart. You think that you know who they are, but you don't. 921 00:59:20,725 --> 00:59:21,926 You never even suspect. 922 00:59:22,026 --> 00:59:23,460 They've been here for a long time. 923 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,363 They're your best friend, you know. 924 00:59:26,463 --> 00:59:28,799 Your girlfriend. 925 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:32,336 They'll trick you into letting your guard down. 926 00:59:32,436 --> 00:59:33,838 And then... 927 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:37,742 What is it? 928 00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:40,778 They're only in your head. 929 00:59:40,878 --> 00:59:43,280 They don't exist, huh? 930 00:59:44,348 --> 00:59:46,684 - [CONSTANCE] Guard! Help! - Luke! 931 00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,019 - He's crazy! - Luke! 932 00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:51,121 He's dangerous. Keep him away! 933 00:59:51,221 --> 00:59:52,890 [SAM] Luke! 934 00:59:57,294 --> 00:59:58,428 Luke! 935 00:59:58,528 --> 00:59:59,630 [SCREAMS] 936 00:59:59,730 --> 01:00:00,831 - Luke! - No! 937 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,142 - It is you. - [CONSTANCE] Calm down. 938 01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:03,167 I saw you burn! 939 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:04,669 Don't let him throw that on me! 940 01:00:04,769 --> 01:00:06,103 How many of you are there? 941 01:00:06,203 --> 01:00:07,905 I don't know what you're talking about. 942 01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:09,783 Your species, they can't stand the heat. Am I right? 943 01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:12,109 The coffee! Get that out of his hand! 944 01:00:12,209 --> 01:00:13,711 Put the coffee down. 945 01:00:13,811 --> 01:00:15,245 Get him out of here! 946 01:00:15,345 --> 01:00:16,881 She's no doctor! 947 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:20,818 Are you okay, Dr. Snowdon? 948 01:00:20,918 --> 01:00:23,420 I am. Thank you, Officer. 949 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:24,822 Let me go! Please! 950 01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:26,590 You know what? You're a nut job. 951 01:00:26,691 --> 01:00:29,059 And you're going down to county lock up, okay? 952 01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:31,862 - Is that really necessary? - I'm afraid so, Doctor. 953 01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:33,630 I have to call in campus police. 954 01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:37,802 Look. Luke Callahan is a patient of mine. 955 01:00:37,902 --> 01:00:40,604 He suffers from paranoid hallucinations. 956 01:00:40,705 --> 01:00:42,740 What he needs right now is rest and medication. 957 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,042 Now, I... I'll gladly take full responsibility, 958 01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:49,980 unless, of course, Dr. Snowdon would like to press charges? 959 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,483 No, that's quite all right, Dr. Geisner. 960 01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:56,386 Just review his medication protocol. 961 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:57,955 Thanks. 962 01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:05,162 I'm afraid you're not leaving me a lot of choice, Luke. 963 01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:06,330 She's not a doctor. 964 01:01:06,430 --> 01:01:08,232 You all think she's a doctor, but she's not. 965 01:01:08,332 --> 01:01:10,500 Take off your jacket and roll up your sleeve. 966 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,503 Look, you have to believe me. Ask him! 967 01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:16,974 You know what I'm talking about. They took one of his friends. 968 01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:26,516 Look. Please. I don't want any more medication. 969 01:01:26,616 --> 01:01:29,887 Luke, you need to trust me. 970 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:34,224 Now, please, your jacket. 971 01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:39,463 They're smarter this time, you know. 972 01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:41,531 They're hiding the bodies. 973 01:01:41,631 --> 01:01:43,901 No body, no crime, right? 974 01:01:51,942 --> 01:01:53,110 You need to rest. 975 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,612 Rest? No. We need to stop them. 976 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:57,982 We gotta find the bodies. 977 01:01:58,082 --> 01:02:00,350 Then people are gonna know. 978 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:01,518 - Whoa. - Then... 979 01:02:01,618 --> 01:02:04,288 Calm down. Come on. 980 01:02:07,825 --> 01:02:09,326 Don't trust anyone, man. 981 01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:12,162 It's the ones that you trust... 982 01:02:23,673 --> 01:02:24,975 [SKA MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 983 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:27,111 Party computer's going on location, 984 01:02:27,211 --> 01:02:30,114 so we can update the leader board in real time. 985 01:02:30,214 --> 01:02:33,050 So, uh, Sam, this TA of yours 986 01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:39,389 really thinks alien chicks are freezing guys they have sex with? 987 01:02:39,489 --> 01:02:40,925 That's only part of it. 988 01:02:41,025 --> 01:02:42,969 That's why they're sticking him in the funny farm. 989 01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:44,228 You know, if women are aliens, 990 01:02:44,328 --> 01:02:46,196 that would explain a lot of things. 991 01:02:46,296 --> 01:02:49,199 You know, the party doesn't start for another 20 minutes. 992 01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:51,668 It's never too early to rack up a quick point. 993 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:53,403 Gotta protect my lead. 994 01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:55,472 But you won't be in the lead after tonight, man. 995 01:02:55,572 --> 01:02:58,876 Big words, bro, but this game isn't about words. 996 01:02:58,976 --> 01:03:01,979 It's about numbers. Adios. 997 01:03:07,717 --> 01:03:09,553 Now, if you had a bunch of frozen guys 998 01:03:09,653 --> 01:03:11,555 you didn't want anyone to find, 999 01:03:12,656 --> 01:03:14,558 where would you stash them? 1000 01:03:22,099 --> 01:03:25,502 The orderlies tell me you've been quite the troublemaker. 1001 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:33,177 Luke, this is for your own good. 1002 01:03:33,277 --> 01:03:35,846 You have to let me out of here. 1003 01:03:38,215 --> 01:03:39,349 Please. 1004 01:03:39,449 --> 01:03:41,785 If I do, Dr. Snowdon will press charges for assault. 1005 01:03:41,886 --> 01:03:44,855 She isn't a doctor! 1006 01:03:44,955 --> 01:03:47,057 Luke, I need some cooperation here. 1007 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:50,094 You don't believe a word that I say. 1008 01:03:50,194 --> 01:03:53,797 Why should I cooperate with you? Why? 1009 01:03:53,898 --> 01:03:55,933 [DR. GEISNER] Have it your way. 1010 01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:16,921 What are you doing here? 1011 01:04:17,021 --> 01:04:19,389 Look. I'm sorry I didn't believe you. 1012 01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:22,459 I mean, there are blonde aliens on campus. 1013 01:04:23,493 --> 01:04:24,995 And I need your help. 1014 01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,232 [SKA MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 1015 01:04:41,145 --> 01:04:43,413 [PETER] Gotta play catch-up tonight. 1016 01:04:43,513 --> 01:04:45,115 Good luck. 1017 01:04:58,028 --> 01:04:59,296 Shh! Shh! 1018 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,965 Hey. No. 1019 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:04,935 Okay. I got an idea. 1020 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:14,344 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 1021 01:05:18,648 --> 01:05:20,284 [LUKE] Come on! 1022 01:05:20,784 --> 01:05:23,120 [SIRENS WAILING] 1023 01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:27,857 [PANTING] 1024 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,626 - You okay? - Yeah. 1025 01:05:29,726 --> 01:05:32,596 It's all those meds they gave me in the Psych Ward. I'm fine. 1026 01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:36,100 Oh, hey! Look. If you look them in the eyes, 1027 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,777 they can read your mind. They know what you're thinking. 1028 01:05:37,801 --> 01:05:40,470 - That's not possible. - No. They can hypnotize you. 1029 01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:42,839 So never look them in the eyes. 1030 01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:44,708 - Okay. I won't. - You got it? 1031 01:05:44,808 --> 01:05:46,310 - Yeah. - Okay. Good. Let's go. 1032 01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:50,614 ♪ MTV and limousine driven ♪ 1033 01:05:50,714 --> 01:05:54,084 ♪ Call themselves the greatest ♪ ♪ gift the world was ever given ♪ 1034 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:59,156 ♪ Save your soul and reputation ♪ 1035 01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:06,430 ♪ There's a flavour in your ♪ ♪ ear you can hear it if you listen ♪ 1036 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:09,266 Okay. For spotting them, this is the most important thing. 1037 01:06:09,366 --> 01:06:11,568 - Decoys don't have belly buttons. - What? 1038 01:06:11,668 --> 01:06:13,479 What do you mean they don't have belly buttons? 1039 01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:16,273 It's the only sure way to tell them apart from real women. 1040 01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:19,976 No bellybuttons. Okay. I got it. 1041 01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:24,048 Hey, there. 1042 01:06:25,449 --> 01:06:31,055 That's the biggest screen I've ever seen on a laptop. 1043 01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:37,794 Is it true what they say about guys with big screens? 1044 01:06:37,894 --> 01:06:40,464 Huh? What do they say? 1045 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:45,135 They say guys with big screens 1046 01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:51,675 have big keyboards. 1047 01:06:52,876 --> 01:06:54,211 [LAUGHS] 1048 01:06:57,981 --> 01:06:59,383 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 1049 01:07:04,254 --> 01:07:06,290 Way too hot in here. 1050 01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:07,791 Yeah. 1051 01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:14,164 I could hardly breathe. This is better. 1052 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,967 You like the cold? 1053 01:07:18,068 --> 01:07:19,736 I love it. 1054 01:07:22,005 --> 01:07:23,607 Do you 1055 01:07:25,142 --> 01:07:27,111 want 1056 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:31,047 to... 1057 01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:34,684 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 1058 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:41,658 Now you're gonna turn into my fantasy and freeze me to death? 1059 01:07:42,159 --> 01:07:44,661 No! No! 1060 01:07:44,761 --> 01:07:48,165 Hey! You're a freak! 1061 01:07:50,134 --> 01:07:53,370 - So, baby, you nice and drunk? - Yeah, absolutely. 1062 01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:55,505 Good. Well, you still better be able to perform. 1063 01:07:55,605 --> 01:07:59,976 My dear, I will be the Hillary to your Everest. 1064 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:00,977 [LAUGHS] 1065 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,879 Sounds good. 1066 01:08:02,979 --> 01:08:04,281 [UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING] 1067 01:08:04,381 --> 01:08:05,915 [PEOPLE WHOOPING] 1068 01:08:06,015 --> 01:08:09,853 ♪ Under the weight of an ♪ ♪ unending summer ♪ 1069 01:08:12,456 --> 01:08:16,626 ♪ Statics charging, ♪ ♪ threatens like thunder ♪ 1070 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:22,832 ♪ The tongues ♪ ♪ that are licking like fire ♪ 1071 01:08:25,502 --> 01:08:29,173 ♪ Struck like a match ♪ ♪ and carefully wired ♪ 1072 01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:33,577 ♪ Rev it up, go ♪ 1073 01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:40,250 ♪ Rev it up, go ♪ 1074 01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:45,922 It's always the ones closest to you. 1075 01:08:46,022 --> 01:08:48,425 Check the belly button. 1076 01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:52,462 Hi! 1077 01:08:53,930 --> 01:08:55,365 Hi. 1078 01:08:56,533 --> 01:08:58,368 Um, I was looking for you. 1079 01:08:58,468 --> 01:08:59,869 Where have you been? 1080 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,605 I, uh... 1081 01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:04,974 You did something to your hair. 1082 01:09:05,074 --> 01:09:07,177 Yeah. 1083 01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:09,112 You like it? Yeah. I like it. 1084 01:09:09,213 --> 01:09:11,215 But what did you do to it? 1085 01:09:11,315 --> 01:09:14,218 I colored it, silly. 1086 01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:16,553 I got tired of mouse brown. 1087 01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:19,088 You really like it? 1088 01:09:19,189 --> 01:09:20,757 Yeah, I like it. 1089 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:24,461 You want to dance? 1090 01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:28,765 ♪ Flashing like neon ♪ ♪ on the newly cut tattoo ♪ 1091 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:32,302 ♪ Rev it up, go ♪ 1092 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,908 ♪ Rev it up, go ♪ 1093 01:09:47,451 --> 01:09:49,819 You know something? 1094 01:09:50,954 --> 01:09:53,923 I have always wanted to dance with you, 1095 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:56,660 but I thought you didn't like me. 1096 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:08,338 It is way too hot in here. Come on. 1097 01:10:08,438 --> 01:10:10,540 I need to cool off. 1098 01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:14,678 [EXHALES] 1099 01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:17,847 [GRUNTS] 1100 01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:23,353 That's better. 1101 01:10:23,453 --> 01:10:25,589 It was way too stuffy in there. 1102 01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:27,223 Don't you think? 1103 01:10:28,425 --> 01:10:30,494 Would you dance with me? 1104 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:40,670 Is she gone? 1105 01:10:40,770 --> 01:10:42,372 Who? 1106 01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:44,474 What are you talking about? Come here. 1107 01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:46,075 Samster just left with Stephanie. 1108 01:10:46,175 --> 01:10:47,344 I think he's about to score. 1109 01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:48,678 Yeah. All right. 1110 01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:51,615 - [PETER] [CHUCKLES] - There goes Nick. 1111 01:10:54,284 --> 01:10:56,252 [BOTH CHATTERING] 1112 01:10:57,787 --> 01:11:00,189 Oh, my God! Nick's hooking it with another chick. 1113 01:11:00,290 --> 01:11:01,658 This guy is amazing. 1114 01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:02,959 [INAUDIBLE] 1115 01:11:07,964 --> 01:11:10,934 I've wanted to do that for the longest time. 1116 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:17,974 Ooh! [LAUGHS] 1117 01:11:27,183 --> 01:11:28,518 [MOANS] 1118 01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:33,122 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1119 01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:34,891 What in the hell is that? 1120 01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:39,162 Let me see something. 1121 01:11:39,262 --> 01:11:41,965 Oh. Only if you show me something first. 1122 01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:46,002 What're you looking for? 1123 01:11:46,102 --> 01:11:47,637 These? 1124 01:11:47,737 --> 01:11:51,074 No. I want... I want to see your stomach! 1125 01:11:52,942 --> 01:11:53,942 You've got one! 1126 01:11:53,977 --> 01:11:55,211 Got what? 1127 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:56,780 A bellybutton. 1128 01:11:58,748 --> 01:12:00,426 We... We... We thought you were one of them. 1129 01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:02,318 One of who? Who? 1130 01:12:02,419 --> 01:12:05,288 An alien. A Decoy, I mean... 1131 01:12:05,389 --> 01:12:06,890 They don't have bellybuttons. 1132 01:12:06,990 --> 01:12:08,525 What? 1133 01:12:10,527 --> 01:12:13,329 - I thought you wanted me, but you're sick! - Steph, wait! 1134 01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:15,098 - Let me go! - Steph... 1135 01:12:15,198 --> 01:12:18,267 Sam! You gotta come see this! Now! She's doing it to Nick! 1136 01:12:18,368 --> 01:12:20,404 - You are so disgusting! - No, Steph... 1137 01:12:20,504 --> 01:12:21,838 - All of you! - Steph... 1138 01:12:21,938 --> 01:12:23,339 No! She's turned into some monster, 1139 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:26,009 with tentacles and stuff! 1140 01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:34,250 That's her. The girl who went with Arnold the night he disappeared. 1141 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:37,554 Oh, my God. So they're real. 1142 01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:40,524 Damn! The temperature's dropping. 1143 01:12:40,624 --> 01:12:42,334 - We have to find them before she... - Yeah, come on. 1144 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:43,960 Go. 1145 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:47,797 [GRUNTING] 1146 01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:56,105 Come on! 1147 01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:00,076 [SNARLS] 1148 01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:02,111 Guys, don't let her get away. 1149 01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:06,049 Damn it! 1150 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:10,620 - Where's she going? - Probably to the hospital. 1151 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,665 - We should call the cops. - Right. Real smart, Peter. 1152 01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:14,434 First they arrest us, then they throw us in padded cells. 1153 01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:18,161 No, we gotta hunt them down ourselves and then destroy 'em. 1154 01:13:19,429 --> 01:13:21,665 - No, that's a little extreme. - No. 1155 01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:24,000 What she was doing to Nick, that was extreme. 1156 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:25,168 Yeah. 1157 01:13:25,268 --> 01:13:28,004 - Nick. - Nick! 1158 01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:30,707 - Nick, are you all right? - Huh? 1159 01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:34,511 Stephanie, you do something to your hair? 1160 01:13:34,611 --> 01:13:36,680 - Yeah, you like it? - Yeah, yeah, he loves it. 1161 01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:39,483 Nick, listen to me. Are you okay? 1162 01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:40,950 Not bad. 1163 01:13:41,050 --> 01:13:44,053 Dude, what she did to you, that was sick. 1164 01:13:44,153 --> 01:13:46,690 What'd it feel like? 1165 01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:51,861 Not too bad. Actually, uh, it's kind of enjoyable. [LAUGHS] 1166 01:13:57,534 --> 01:13:59,469 We've gotta get all of them. 1167 01:13:59,569 --> 01:14:01,938 The problem is they look exactly like girls. 1168 01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:03,206 Hot girls. 1169 01:14:03,306 --> 01:14:05,117 And it's gonna be really hard to tell the difference. 1170 01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:07,210 It's gonna be hard for you 'cause you're guys. 1171 01:14:07,310 --> 01:14:08,745 What's that supposed to mean? 1172 01:14:08,845 --> 01:14:10,590 It means that you don't think with your brains, 1173 01:14:10,614 --> 01:14:13,583 you think with your hormones. 1174 01:14:13,683 --> 01:14:17,487 I won't be so easily fooled. Come on. 1175 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,893 [BAND PLAYING UPBEAT POP MUSIC] 1176 01:14:59,062 --> 01:15:01,130 She's one. Hey, you! 1177 01:15:01,565 --> 01:15:03,166 Come on. 1178 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,604 [PEOPLE WHOOPING] 1179 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:12,642 Look out! Look out! Look out! Excuse me! 1180 01:15:17,747 --> 01:15:19,949 [PETER] [GROANING] This sucks! 1181 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:31,327 They must know the other one's in trouble. 1182 01:15:31,427 --> 01:15:32,896 They'll go after her. 1183 01:15:33,429 --> 01:15:34,798 To the hospital? 1184 01:15:34,898 --> 01:15:36,633 Yeah. 1185 01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:38,768 They're vulnerable to heat. 1186 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:41,938 Yeah, we need something that puts out industrial strength heat. 1187 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:44,841 Okay. We're going to need a bunch of empty beer bottles. 1188 01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:47,141 - Check. - How fast do you think you can get yours hands 1189 01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,646 - on a few cans of hairspray? - Are you kidding? 1190 01:15:49,746 --> 01:15:52,081 This is a co-ed dorm. How many do you need? 1191 01:15:52,181 --> 01:15:54,818 - [HENRY] A few dozen. - Not a problem. 1192 01:16:35,391 --> 01:16:37,193 This place is enormous. 1193 01:16:37,293 --> 01:16:39,228 If they're hiding, we won't find them for days. 1194 01:16:39,328 --> 01:16:41,297 I have a good idea where they are. 1195 01:16:41,397 --> 01:16:44,567 There's one place in there no one ever goes. 1196 01:16:44,668 --> 01:16:46,102 The old morgue. 1197 01:16:46,202 --> 01:16:48,905 - [LUKE] Let's go. - [STEPHANIE] Okay. 1198 01:16:55,912 --> 01:16:57,647 Where's the morgue? 1199 01:16:57,747 --> 01:16:59,747 Don't look at me. I've never been down here before. 1200 01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:00,984 I think we should split up. 1201 01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:02,652 Remember not to look them in the eyes. 1202 01:17:02,752 --> 01:17:06,289 - Okay. - And don't forget what happened to Arnold. 1203 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,157 Hey, good luck. 1204 01:17:09,225 --> 01:17:10,694 You, too. 1205 01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:19,568 - Hey. - Yeah? 1206 01:17:19,669 --> 01:17:22,071 I want you to know, if something happens that... 1207 01:17:27,376 --> 01:17:28,377 Yeah, me, too. 1208 01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:30,279 - Guys... - Yeah. 1209 01:17:30,379 --> 01:17:31,715 - Come on! - Sorry. 1210 01:17:31,815 --> 01:17:33,817 - What are you doing? - Okay. 1211 01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:38,254 This place gives me the creeps. 1212 01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:44,928 They're close. I can feel it. 1213 01:18:09,652 --> 01:18:11,287 [GRUNTS] 1214 01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:13,923 - Sam! - Sam! Sam! 1215 01:18:17,894 --> 01:18:19,863 I know you want me. 1216 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:26,736 Wouldn't you rather have this? 1217 01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:36,312 [SNARLS] 1218 01:18:38,782 --> 01:18:40,750 - [SAM SCREAMING] - Steph, stand back. 1219 01:18:40,850 --> 01:18:43,486 This needs a little muscle. 1220 01:18:43,586 --> 01:18:45,254 [SAM SCREAMING] 1221 01:18:45,621 --> 01:18:47,523 No! 1222 01:18:47,623 --> 01:18:48,958 [SHOUTS] 1223 01:18:49,826 --> 01:18:50,826 [GROWLS] 1224 01:18:50,894 --> 01:18:53,396 Get away from him or I'll... 1225 01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:56,232 [SCREECHES] 1226 01:18:58,167 --> 01:18:59,302 [GRUNTS] 1227 01:19:02,338 --> 01:19:04,040 [SCREECHING] 1228 01:19:05,608 --> 01:19:07,176 - [GROWLING] - Oh, no... 1229 01:19:07,944 --> 01:19:09,478 Sam, it's out. 1230 01:19:15,351 --> 01:19:16,920 [SQUEALING] 1231 01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:31,634 Nice going. 1232 01:19:31,734 --> 01:19:33,136 - Yeah. - Cool. 1233 01:19:33,236 --> 01:19:36,005 - That was really cool. - Yeah, thanks. 1234 01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:39,775 Come on. 1235 01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:47,984 It's just a closet. 1236 01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:18,982 Guys! 1237 01:20:42,805 --> 01:20:44,974 Please don't. 1238 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:47,443 I'm not like the others. 1239 01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:51,547 I like being human. 1240 01:20:53,482 --> 01:20:55,418 I wanna stay this way. 1241 01:21:00,656 --> 01:21:02,926 Don't you like me like this? 1242 01:21:05,628 --> 01:21:07,563 Or do you prefer me 1243 01:21:10,799 --> 01:21:13,102 like this? 1244 01:21:13,903 --> 01:21:15,538 [EXHALES] 1245 01:21:17,140 --> 01:21:19,642 You don't have to tell your friends. 1246 01:21:20,743 --> 01:21:23,112 We can make it a quickie. 1247 01:21:28,617 --> 01:21:32,288 Yo! Angie, think you're hot? 1248 01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:34,157 [LAUGHS] 1249 01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:36,159 [SCREAMS] 1250 01:21:44,968 --> 01:21:46,535 [SQUEALING] 1251 01:22:01,184 --> 01:22:03,019 We should split up. 1252 01:22:03,119 --> 01:22:04,319 - What? - You guys go that way. 1253 01:22:04,353 --> 01:22:07,991 I'm gonna go this way. Be careful. 1254 01:22:08,691 --> 01:22:09,892 [STEPHANIE] Why? 1255 01:22:09,993 --> 01:22:11,660 This is a terrible idea. 1256 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,196 What? 1257 01:22:18,101 --> 01:22:19,111 Why does he want to split up? 1258 01:22:19,135 --> 01:22:21,037 It's okay, we'll be fine. 1259 01:22:41,690 --> 01:22:43,359 Steph? 1260 01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:45,694 [SAM] The morgue. 1261 01:22:48,031 --> 01:22:52,468 Okay. Be careful, okay? 1262 01:23:06,415 --> 01:23:08,051 [GROWLS] 1263 01:23:29,272 --> 01:23:31,207 They're not here. Let's get out of here. 1264 01:23:31,307 --> 01:23:33,776 No. No, I wanna look around. 1265 01:23:44,187 --> 01:23:47,256 Sam, there's a body on this gurney. 1266 01:23:52,328 --> 01:23:55,098 I thought they didn't use this place any more. 1267 01:24:06,942 --> 01:24:08,777 [STEPHANIE SCREAMING] 1268 01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:10,479 Steph! 1269 01:24:16,919 --> 01:24:18,487 [CHOKING] 1270 01:24:20,022 --> 01:24:21,424 [SCREECHING] 1271 01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:24,760 [STEPHANIE SCREAMING] 1272 01:24:27,130 --> 01:24:29,098 [STEPHANIE CHOKING] 1273 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,635 [STEPHANIE COUGHING] 1274 01:24:35,838 --> 01:24:38,341 Sam! Sam! 1275 01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:42,211 Steph! Hang on! 1276 01:24:44,113 --> 01:24:45,681 [SQUEALING] 1277 01:24:46,849 --> 01:24:48,417 [COUGHING] 1278 01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:51,354 The oven. 1279 01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:02,231 [PANTING] 1280 01:25:07,203 --> 01:25:11,474 Come on, baby. Let me out. 1281 01:25:13,342 --> 01:25:18,381 I will do whatever you want. 1282 01:25:18,481 --> 01:25:23,519 And I can be whoever you want me to be. 1283 01:25:26,389 --> 01:25:28,324 [SAM] Not this time. 1284 01:25:29,091 --> 01:25:31,227 [GROWLS] 1285 01:25:31,327 --> 01:25:34,597 Remember Arnold? Well, this is for him! 1286 01:25:34,697 --> 01:25:36,131 [BUZZING] 1287 01:25:47,510 --> 01:25:49,245 Luke? 1288 01:25:51,214 --> 01:25:52,715 [MUFFLED SHRIEKING] 1289 01:25:59,322 --> 01:26:00,723 [CRACKLING] 1290 01:26:07,129 --> 01:26:08,797 [HISSING] 1291 01:26:14,770 --> 01:26:16,305 [GROWLS] 1292 01:26:19,275 --> 01:26:20,643 Oh, no... 1293 01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:25,948 [COUGHING] 1294 01:26:30,118 --> 01:26:31,787 Dr. Constance, I presume? 1295 01:26:31,887 --> 01:26:32,888 [ROARS] 1296 01:26:32,988 --> 01:26:34,723 I've been looking for you. 1297 01:26:44,132 --> 01:26:45,468 [GRUNTS] 1298 01:26:54,142 --> 01:26:55,811 Oh, my God! They're real. 1299 01:26:55,911 --> 01:26:57,012 No shit. 1300 01:26:57,112 --> 01:26:59,915 You killed one of my clones. 1301 01:27:00,949 --> 01:27:03,986 You survived mating once. Let's try it again. 1302 01:27:04,086 --> 01:27:06,689 Give it the old college try. 1303 01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:13,962 [GROWLS] 1304 01:27:15,298 --> 01:27:17,266 Are you okay? 1305 01:27:22,405 --> 01:27:24,673 Oh, are we upset? 1306 01:27:24,773 --> 01:27:26,275 [LUKE] Constance! 1307 01:27:26,775 --> 01:27:28,311 [ROARS] 1308 01:27:31,814 --> 01:27:33,416 [SQUEALS] 1309 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:53,302 [SIGHS] 1310 01:28:29,438 --> 01:28:33,075 - [WHOOPS] - Oh, man, what's up now? 1311 01:28:33,175 --> 01:28:36,512 He's totally going to give you a run for the top spot. 1312 01:28:36,612 --> 01:28:38,280 This is a real relationship. 1313 01:28:38,381 --> 01:28:41,417 Bonus points for sex with meaning. 1314 01:28:41,517 --> 01:28:43,719 Sorry, dude. It still doesn't count. 1315 01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:45,654 Unless we get to see it on video. 1316 01:28:45,754 --> 01:28:48,357 - [ALL LAUGHING] - You guys are so immature. 1317 01:28:48,457 --> 01:28:52,027 Actually, their behaviour is quite typical for the average college male. 1318 01:28:56,799 --> 01:28:58,967 [GROANING] 1319 01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:26,862 [LUKE] Be careful. 1320 01:29:29,398 --> 01:29:30,466 Oh, shit. 1321 01:29:30,566 --> 01:29:33,135 [SAM] It's okay. It's okay. 1322 01:29:42,545 --> 01:29:44,647 That's Professor Buckton. 1323 01:29:45,681 --> 01:29:46,982 [NICK] I'll get the light. 1324 01:29:47,082 --> 01:29:48,517 Oh, my God. 1325 01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:05,968 He's still alive. But his pulse is weak. Here. Help me get him out of here. 1326 01:30:06,068 --> 01:30:07,936 Come on. Help me. 1327 01:30:08,537 --> 01:30:10,105 [CRACKLING] 1328 01:30:21,617 --> 01:30:23,486 [PETER] Oh, God! 1329 01:30:28,423 --> 01:30:29,825 [LUKE] It's happening again. 1330 01:30:29,925 --> 01:30:32,260 They're giving birth to a new species. 1331 01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:34,329 [LUKE] Oh, man! 1332 01:30:34,429 --> 01:30:36,064 Oh, man! 1333 01:30:36,164 --> 01:30:37,566 [SCREAMING] 1334 01:30:43,005 --> 01:30:44,640 [ALL SCREAMING] 92802