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You ready?
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coming over not my guest it's not your
guest it's your stepbrother's guest
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nope come on am i the one that has to do
everything around here oh god
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you guys are so oh now
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you're going to start doing stuff
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You think this happens to me every
single day?
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It does.
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But these guys will cling to any kind of
excuse that they don't have to do
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anything and make me do all the work.
Well, today is not about me.
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It's about my baby's first girlfriend.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, look at him. He's so in love.
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Oh no, I wonder if she can accept our
family as it is.
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This is Lana.
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Hi. That's my stepdad Jack. Hi Jack.
This is my step sister Olivia.
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Hi Olivia. And this is my stepmom Cory.
Hi Lana.
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So nice to meet you.
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I hope you don't mind playing Monopoly.
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No, not at all. I love it. Good. I guess
I think it's a great icebreaker when we
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meet somebody new.
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Okay. So much fun. I'm so excited. You
guys ready? Let's go play.
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Oh,
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okay.
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Nine.
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Do I get to buy a property?
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If you would like.
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I do.
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There you go.
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Thank you.
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Okay, who's next?
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Good job.
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There you go. I think I'm next, right?
You're next. Awesome.
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Are you
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going to buy it? You would like to buy
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it? Yeah, I think I will.
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Okay.
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Baltic Avenue.
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So lovely.
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Thank you.
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Okay, am I good?
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Sure is.
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Okay.
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Ooh, a hat. Good job, daughter.
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Okay.
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I think that means I'm right here.
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You're just visiting, or do you land in
jail?
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She's just visiting, but I think she
gets to roll again because she got
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Oh! Oh my gosh.
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Wow, you are amazing, Stepdaddy.
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So, she's got a chance to get a
property.
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Oh my gosh, this is so fun.
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I love playing board games with my step
-parents. You guys are awesome.
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Avenue. I want to buy it. Yeah? Okay,
180.
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To the lovely thing.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Did they just kiss?
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Yeah,
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of course.
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Is it just like part of the tradition?
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No, it's completely normal. Yeah.
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Okay. Well, yeah, I want to do it too
when it's your turn. Yeah. Okay.
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All right, Seth, it's your turn.
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All right.
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Good roll.
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Oh, awesome.
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This game is great. It really does bring
us all closer together, doesn't it? It
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does, doesn't it? But it wasn't all my
idea.
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Oh, my baby girl thought of it too.
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Oh, I just feel like this is the least
boring game of all time. I definitely...
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Okay. Here you go.
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Okay, use your property.
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Oh, isn't that so sweet?
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Oh.
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I don't understand.
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You guys all have more money than me.
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You must have given me less money.
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No, that can't be true. I tell everyone
to save money.
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Let me see. Can you even count?
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Let's just count it out.
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Here we go, this.
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Three of those.
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Two of these. See, you have everything.
You were just, you had it all on your
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thumb.
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Exactly. Look at all that. Let me double
check. I'd like to organize it a little
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bit better.
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That's perfect.
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You know what?
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It's all there, isn't it?
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I don't know why I was freaking out for
so long.
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I would never do that to my son.
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I don't know why I would ever do that to
him.
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I'm just so competitive.
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I just need to look a little bit better.
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One more check.
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Everybody have their money? Yeah, no, I
think we're not missing any.
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I definitely have mine.
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Are you feeling okay, Lana?
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You're looking a little pale.
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Oh, um, yeah, I'm just, I think I'm a
little tired.
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The camera's really intense.
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Well, why don't you take a nap in
Olivia's room and be fine.
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Um, does she have to stay in my room?
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Why not? You have plenty of room. Yeah,
I better feel at home.
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I'm just like kind of a particular
sleeper, but it's fine. You can stay in
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bed. Thanks
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I cannot sleep at all. With her
laying... Like, look at her. She's
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whole bed.
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Listen, I can't sleep, Ian, but I... One
day, you're going to want to bring
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someone home, too, and you're going to
expect that your brother would be
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with you. I just... I don't think we can
handle another member of the family.
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I think I know what will help me sleep.
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What?
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I think I need something stronger.
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Because she just keeps fooling around.
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You're not scared about her waking up?
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No, I mean, she needs to get used to it.
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The sooner she finds out how this family
really works, the better.
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you
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Sleep still.
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Oh my God.
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What are you doing up?
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I couldn't fall asleep.
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It's okay, honey.
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Boys his age have to release their
sexual intention every single day.
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It's science.
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Do you want Mommy to make you feel
better?
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Yeah, but I'm just so bummed that Lana
didn't get to know the family more.
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Oh, it's okay, honey.
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Besides, we're not a typical family, and
it might take some extra time for her
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to get to know us.
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But I'm always here for you.
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Attention.
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hard at my hand and my mouth.
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Help me, Lord.
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I'm sure that'll help you feel better.
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Excuse me
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to fix everything.
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What happened?
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She just got up and walked out. I think
she's a sleepwalker.
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She just passed out on the floor again
but she's not sleeping in my bed.
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think anyone's gotten any sleep tonight.
Why don't we just help each other relax
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and I really don't see Lana getting up
anytime soon.
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We should be fine.
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Don't worry about her, baby.
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She'll come around.
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Olivia loves it when you pinch her on
her balls.
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Yeah, it's just a dream.
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It's just a dream.
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No, I'm not.
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You guys are just fucking perverts.
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No, you're dreaming. No, Lana.
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No, Lana, don't go.
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Oh,
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it's okay, honey. I'm so sorry about
this.
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Like I said, we're not the typical
family.
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There'll be plenty of other fish and
cheese. It just wasn't right for us.
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Let Mommy make you feel better.
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Okay.
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I'm ready.
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Lie down.
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You want to squat?
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Okay, that's a great idea.
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Son of a love music, you know? Come
here, Daddy.
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Bend over.
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Bend over, yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, and then I want you to shove that
dick in my mouth, Daddy.
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Bend over for me.
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Oh, fuck you.
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Corte family.
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