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I'm so sorry.
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I never meant
to hurt you.
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I can change,
I swear.
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Please take me back.
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I love you.
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Look, I read
the media reports,
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but I want to
hear it from you.
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What happened?
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And start
with the bowl game.
And I want the truth.
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Okay.
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I thought we had
the title on lock, Coach.
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And when we lost
I was so sad
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I couldn't even talk
to the reporters
at my locker.
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I want to talk
to every reporter
in this locker room.
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I have a lot to say.
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That game was bullshit.
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Those refs had it out
for us from the start.
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MALE REPORTER: Is Radon
going to be okay?
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Radon messed up
his shoulder again.
That's all I know.
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Thad, one more question.
Do you think he'll be back?
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Is he coming back?
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What do I look like,
a future teller?
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THAD: After the game,
I went straight back
to the hotel to go to bed.
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Drugs? Drugs?
Drugs? Drugs?
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Hey, I'm looking
to buy drugs.
You got any drugs?
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I just want
to buy some drugs.
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But then I got
side tracked
by these girls
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that wanted to
invite me to their room
for a pizza party.
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Cocaine!
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Yeah, baby!
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Thad Castle is the king
of Football Mountain.
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Marty Daniels
can suck my balls.
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He's the reason
we lost today.
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He shouldn't have
let Harmon try
that 56 yarder.
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I'm gonna go pro.
I'm gonna be
a billionaire.
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The last thing I remember,
one of the girls asked me
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if I wanted to see
their dad's boat.
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I don't know
how they convinced me.
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I hate boats.
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I love boats!
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The next morning
I woke up
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and the sweet girls
were gone.
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Are there any drugs
on this boat?
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No.
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Once the media started
spreading their lies
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I knew no NFL team
was gonna touch me.
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I never declared
myself for the draft.
I'm still eligible.
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Please. I'll work
so hard for you,
Coach, I swear.
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Football's all I have.
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You know,
it looks like you were
the real victim here, Thad.
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I was.
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And I'm gonna talk
to the athletic board
and see what I can do.
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Oh, thank you
so much, Coach!
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I love you.
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Looks like we've got
our defense back.
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Thank God for that
boy's love of cocaine.
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I'm gonna have
fun with you.
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Okay, Mary Jo.
I'm ready to jump in.
All right?
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Oh man, this door
is squeaky.
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Well, it happened.
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Your sister's a lesbian.
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Oh, that is awesome.
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For her.
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But what about
you guys?
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She's a sophomore
at a state school.
It's what they do.
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Right.
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Call me.
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Just kidding.
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And you are gonna want
to change those sheets.
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That is hot.
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God, Marty.
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Without Thad in there
you have no defense.
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Stop talking, sweetheart.
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Well, I am just trying
to make myself useful.
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Can you think of any way
I can be of use
to you, Coach?
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Get away
from the window!
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Oh.
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Hey, is Coach Daniels
in there?
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Are you from
the Athletic Board?
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No, I am the new
Offensive Coordinator.
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Oh, I'm Thad.I know who you are.
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Hey, will you ask Coach
if I can be back
on the team?
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No.
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Hey, Coach.
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Whoa. Jesus Christ.
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Did I come
at a bad time?
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No, no, we were just
going over some...
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Hey, honey,
this is Marcus Gilday,
our new coach in waiting.
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I hate that term,
you know.
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It makes it sound like
I'm gunning for his job.
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I'm sure it couldn't be
further from the truth.
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I've heard so many
great things about you.
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Marty tells me
you're quite a find.
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Well, my wife thinks so.
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Hey, is that
the roster?
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I'd love to
take a little look.
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Can I?Sure.
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We're pretty set
offensively.
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I think it's...Great.
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Oh, I see you got
Alex Moran here
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as the starting
quarterback.
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That's a typo right?
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No, I just got word
today about Radon.
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His shoulder is gone.
You know, he's not
gonna be back.
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Moran's played like, what,
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five decent quarters
of football in
the past two years?
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He's our best option
right now.
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I don't mean to step
on anyone's toes.
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I would love it
if you took a look
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at the offense
that I ran at Stanford.
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It might be a little more
complex than what you guys
are used to here, but...
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You're gonna love Moran.
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Let me
introduce you to him.
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Hey, Coach.
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Hey, I know
you're really busy...Shut up.
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BOY: Rap it up!COACH DANIELS: Moran.
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I want you to meet our new
Offensive Coordinator,
Coach Gilday.
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You guys should spend
some time together,
get to know each other.
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Why?
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Because you're
our starting quarterback.
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Actually, I wanted to
talk to you about
redshirting this season.
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Only freshman redshirt.
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I'm a trailblazer.
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You're not redshirting!
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You're our starting
quarterback
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and a leader
on this team.
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The kid wants to
take a year off, Coach.
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I hardly think that
makes him a leader.
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Really?
Then we're in
real trouble
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because I'm naming
him Acting Captain
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until Thad's situation
gets worked out.
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THAD: No!
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Thad's got
an excellent point.
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Any other questions?
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Oh, no, you're the boss.
You're the boss.
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Welcome aboard.
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Thank you.
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Alex, it is a real
pleasure to meet you.
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Ow.
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Captain?
That's amazing.
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Hey, I have a feeling
we're gonna be competing
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for a lot
of the same leftovers.
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I mean,
I spent two years
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trying to
avoid responsibility.
You know, this sucks.
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Moran.Yeah?
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I knew the day would
come when I'd have
to pass the torch.
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But to you?
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This kid led
a fourth-quarter comeback
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in the title game
last year, bro.
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Yeah, a title game
that we lost, bro.
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I know why Coach
is doing this.
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He's punishing me
for trying to leave early.
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What do you say we all
just get drunk and forget
this all ever happened?
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Right?THAD: I wish I could.
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But short term or not,
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you are now
the acting ca...
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The acting ca...
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You are now
the acting...
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Captain of this team.
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It's tradition
to inform you
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that your
induction ceremony
is Friday night.
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Oh, come on.
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I've already alerted
the Council of Captains.
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But first there's something
I have to show you.
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You'll never know
how much this
kills me, Moran.
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Look,
if you're gonna shave
my ass or something,
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could we just
get it over with?
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Oh!
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What is this place?
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THAD: It belongs
to the starting QB.
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Radon didn't
want it last year
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because the bed
doesn't vibrate.
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It's a little gaudy
if you ask me.
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Hey, are you the new
starting quarterback?
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BOTH: Dibs.
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Yes, I am.
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Hi.
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Hey, Coach?
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Bedrosian and Wesley...
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I don't know,
what do you think?Coach.
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Cut 'em both.Coach!
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Thad, nothing has changed
in the last five minutes.
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When I hear from
the Athletic Board
I'll let you know.
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When are they gonna...
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Hey, hey, hey, you want
to make yourself useful?
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Go pick up those empty cups
on the sideline.
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Who else?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey!
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Relax, I got this.
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Question.
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Do you know who I am?
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Mascot.
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Foot in the door much?
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I've got a proposition
for you.
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I saw the way
you set up Alex.
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I'd like a room
at the Goat House too.
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In exchange,
I'll be your houseboy.
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I'll cook,
change the kegs,
scrub the toilets.
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And finally,
female reporters
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are no longer banned
in the locker room.
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No, they're encouraged
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to participate
in the post-game showers.
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MORAN: Right?
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First team.
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Okay, guys,
go have fun.
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Hey, Moran.
That's you.
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Oh, shit.
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That's gonna take
some getting used to.
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Fine, houseboy.
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You can be
of use to me.
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Meet me at the Goat House
after practice.
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Oh!
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Yes!
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Look, I hate to say it,
but the changes Gilday
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is proposing
for the playbook
could work.
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I just don't trust
that guy, Jon Jon.
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I've never had a coach
forced on me like this.
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Am I making a mistake,
you know, with Moran?
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Putting all my eggs
in one basket?
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One unproven,
irresponsible basket.
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If you pull out now,
it shows weakness.
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Moran has
surprised us before.
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I'm sure he's gonna
surprise us again.
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Sammy, what are
you doing?
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I'm building you
a boat for your
induction ceremony.
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Thad told me
if I do shit for him
at the Goat House,
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he'll give me a room.
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We're gonna be
roommates again.
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That looks
really dangerous.
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That's why I bought
these goggles.
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MORAN: Thad looks
really awful.
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I know. I'm gonna
surprise him with a nice
steak dinner tonight.
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Right after I finish
the stern.
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Hey, Mary Jo.
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Alex.
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Coach.Yeah.
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What a surprise.
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I was in the neighborhood.
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I figured,
we're gonna be
working together
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so why not
hang out, right?
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Sounds great.
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Yeah, well, I could tell
the whole starter thing
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kind of got you
by surprise, didn't it?
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A little. But, I mean,
I'm kinda getting
used to it, you know.
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Yeah, we're not all
natural leaders, are we?
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You know, if I was you,
I'd be scared too.
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Especially when
you've got so much
to lose, right?
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I'm not scared.
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Not yet, huh?
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Have you been
reading the papers?
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We're not exactly
predicted to go
all the way, right?
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And trust me on this one,
there is nothing
253
00:11:37,915 --> 00:11:40,309
that is more lonely than
being starting quarterback
254
00:11:40,352 --> 00:11:41,658
on a losing team...
255
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,791
Nothing.
256
00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:46,054
You know,
it's a real shame Daniels
is doing this to you.
257
00:11:46,097 --> 00:11:49,013
Especially you.
It's a shame.
258
00:11:49,057 --> 00:11:51,059
Coach, is there something
you want to say to me?
259
00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:53,235
Yes, there is.Okay.
260
00:11:53,278 --> 00:11:56,325
You and I both know
Daniels is on his way out.
261
00:11:56,368 --> 00:11:57,761
And I was just thinking
262
00:11:57,805 --> 00:12:00,155
it might be
in the team's
best interest
263
00:12:01,765 --> 00:12:03,549
for us to expedite
his departure.
264
00:12:03,593 --> 00:12:06,552
Not quite sure
how you want me
to help you with that.
265
00:12:08,119 --> 00:12:10,078
Study this playbook.
266
00:12:10,121 --> 00:12:13,734
Help me convince
your teammates
to see the light.
267
00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:16,519
If you help me,
I will give you everything
that you want.
268
00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:18,521
You want to
redshirt? Fine.
269
00:12:18,564 --> 00:12:21,567
You want to show up
for practice once a week?
I don't care.
270
00:12:21,611 --> 00:12:23,091
All of this
will be yours
271
00:12:23,134 --> 00:12:26,877
without any risk
of it disappearing.
272
00:12:26,921 --> 00:12:30,228
I... I guess I can
take a look at this.
273
00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:34,015
Attaboy. Hey, listen.
274
00:12:34,058 --> 00:12:36,539
I'm meeting with some
boosters tomorrow night.
275
00:12:36,582 --> 00:12:39,803
They've got my back.
They'll have yours.
276
00:12:39,847 --> 00:12:43,241
Stop by the diner
after practice
tomorrow night.
277
00:12:43,285 --> 00:12:44,982
Let me know
what you've decided.
278
00:12:50,988 --> 00:12:52,207
Blue 16.
279
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:53,817
Blue 16.
280
00:12:55,079 --> 00:12:56,080
Set, hut.
281
00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:06,395
Moran, what the hell
was that?
282
00:13:06,438 --> 00:13:07,657
You hit the man
who's running the post.
283
00:13:12,401 --> 00:13:13,663
Did you change
that read?
284
00:13:13,706 --> 00:13:15,186
Don't get so
upset, Coach.
285
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,362
Consider this
just like a proposal.
286
00:13:17,406 --> 00:13:19,103
That's the offense
I think we should
be running.
287
00:13:19,147 --> 00:13:20,626
Only high-percentage
passes...
288
00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:22,759
Slants, quick outs,
screens.
289
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,239
We move the ball
with precision...
290
00:13:24,282 --> 00:13:25,806
You think you can
run this team
better than me?
291
00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:27,677
Why?
292
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,332
Because some ungrateful
pricks gave you a job
on a silver platter?
293
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:33,204
I was winning championships
before you discovered
how to jerk off.
294
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,859
Nice.Don't ever go
over my head again.
295
00:13:35,903 --> 00:13:38,470
You are a coach
in waiting,
so just wait.
296
00:13:38,514 --> 00:13:41,560
COACH DANIELS:
And you stay
out of my face.
297
00:13:41,604 --> 00:13:44,520
I don't think
this prick realizes
who he's dealing with.
298
00:13:44,563 --> 00:13:46,870
Yeah,
Coach seems pissed.
299
00:13:46,914 --> 00:13:48,829
I'm not talking
about Coach.
300
00:13:51,309 --> 00:13:52,789
Alex! Alex!
301
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,660
What's up
with you, man?
302
00:13:54,704 --> 00:13:56,837
I didn't come
to this school
to be a hero, all right?
303
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,708
I came here to have fun.
304
00:13:58,751 --> 00:14:00,928
Now if these coaches
want to use me,
fine, let them.
305
00:14:00,971 --> 00:14:02,625
I'm gonna use them too.
306
00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:04,670
I have no idea
what that means.
307
00:14:04,714 --> 00:14:06,542
I'm talking about
the induction
ceremony tonight.
308
00:14:06,585 --> 00:14:07,804
You're coming, right?
309
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,023
No, no,
I'm drinking, man.
310
00:14:09,066 --> 00:14:10,415
And you should too.
311
00:14:10,459 --> 00:14:12,026
Dude, you have
to come.
312
00:14:12,069 --> 00:14:13,897
My room at
the Goat House
depends on it.
313
00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:14,855
I'm gonna be
the first mascot
314
00:14:14,898 --> 00:14:16,247
to live at
the Goat House.
315
00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:17,727
Like the Jackie Robinson
of mascots.
316
00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:18,902
Sammy, I'm sorry.
All right?
317
00:14:18,946 --> 00:14:20,773
I've got to do
what's best for me.
318
00:14:20,817 --> 00:14:23,472
Why don't you come
drinking with me?
319
00:14:23,515 --> 00:14:26,040
You know what?
I'd rather drink
with Thad.
320
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,476
He values me.
321
00:14:27,519 --> 00:14:28,912
THAD: Houseboy!
322
00:14:28,956 --> 00:14:30,435
Come! Now!
323
00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:34,744
Yeah, what's up, man?
324
00:14:34,787 --> 00:14:36,180
What do you need?
Wait up.
325
00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:42,143
Bartender, three beers
and a funnel, please.
326
00:14:42,186 --> 00:14:44,319
How much is Gilday
paying you?
327
00:14:44,362 --> 00:14:46,974
Great, another one.
328
00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:49,759
You know, Alex,
when you signed
your letter of intent,
329
00:14:49,802 --> 00:14:51,456
you made a commitment
to your coach.
330
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,110
I don't believe
in commitment.
331
00:14:53,154 --> 00:14:55,025
And I know for a fact
you don't either.
332
00:14:55,069 --> 00:14:56,984
Yeah, well, when Marty
was at his height,
333
00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,725
a national champion,
he chose you.
334
00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:01,379
Now you're walking
away from him?
335
00:15:01,423 --> 00:15:03,294
I'm gonna have fun here.
336
00:15:03,338 --> 00:15:04,556
Fun?Mmm-hmm.
337
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,471
You don't know
what fun is.
338
00:15:06,515 --> 00:15:09,474
You've never been here for
a national championship win.
339
00:15:09,518 --> 00:15:11,302
Let me show you
something.
340
00:15:18,048 --> 00:15:20,659
This photo was
taken in this room
341
00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:23,836
the night of the 1993
national championship.
342
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,230
There is
nothing more fun
343
00:15:26,274 --> 00:15:29,016
than being
the starting quarterback
of a winning team.
344
00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:31,235
And you need
to take the night
345
00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:32,976
and think about
what kind of pictures
you want of yourself
346
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:33,934
hung on these walls.
347
00:15:34,717 --> 00:15:35,848
Okay?
348
00:15:37,198 --> 00:15:38,242
It was great
seeing you.
349
00:15:38,286 --> 00:15:39,678
You too.
350
00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:46,424
See you around.
351
00:15:46,468 --> 00:15:48,252
Better believe you will.
352
00:15:51,473 --> 00:15:52,735
Bye, Alex.Bye.
353
00:15:55,564 --> 00:15:57,218
She hung with us
at cheer practice.
354
00:15:57,261 --> 00:15:58,088
Oh.
355
00:16:03,659 --> 00:16:05,530
Come on, Alex.
Pick up the phone.
356
00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:07,445
Pick up the phone, buddy.
Come on, Alex.
357
00:16:08,185 --> 00:16:09,752
Pick it up.
358
00:16:09,795 --> 00:16:12,363
Castle, you can't
be serious.
359
00:16:12,407 --> 00:16:15,540
Man, this beautiful body
of mine has to be fed.
What's taking so long?
360
00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:18,369
You'll be eating
soon enough,
Mr. Ochocinco.
361
00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:21,068
He's coming.
Right, houseboy?
362
00:16:21,111 --> 00:16:22,634
Yeah.
Yeah, he's coming.
363
00:16:23,809 --> 00:16:25,724
I gotta get me
a houseboy.
364
00:16:41,436 --> 00:16:43,481
I can't believe
I'm doing this.
365
00:16:47,529 --> 00:16:49,096
Daniels walks up
to this kid Moran,
366
00:16:49,139 --> 00:16:51,489
offers him the starting
quarterback position.
367
00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:53,100
The kid looks up
and he says,
368
00:16:53,143 --> 00:16:55,450
"Coach, I was thinking
of redshirting."
369
00:16:55,493 --> 00:16:57,017
Can you believe that?
370
00:17:09,551 --> 00:17:10,639
What are you
doing here?
371
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:13,250
I just wanted
to stop by
372
00:17:13,294 --> 00:17:16,514
and let you know Moran
won't be making it tonight.
373
00:17:16,558 --> 00:17:18,125
I don't know what
you're talking about,
honey.
374
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:20,388
I'm just here
having a soda
with some boosters.
375
00:17:20,431 --> 00:17:22,042
When you mess with Marty,
you mess with me.
376
00:17:24,566 --> 00:17:26,263
Courtesy of Alex Moran.
377
00:17:26,307 --> 00:17:27,134
Oh.
378
00:17:29,484 --> 00:17:31,399
Courtesy of me.
379
00:17:31,442 --> 00:17:34,271
It's to help you
shove that playbook
up your ass.
380
00:17:34,315 --> 00:17:35,620
Toodles.
381
00:17:55,814 --> 00:17:57,512
You've got to be
kidding me.
382
00:17:57,555 --> 00:17:59,557
Who added this shit
to the ceremony?
383
00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:00,906
He did.
384
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:02,299
Coach, what are
you doing here?
385
00:18:02,343 --> 00:18:05,389
BMS Captain
'71 and '72.
386
00:18:06,477 --> 00:18:07,391
No shit.
387
00:18:10,177 --> 00:18:11,134
Whoa.
388
00:18:15,269 --> 00:18:17,532
All aboard.
389
00:18:17,575 --> 00:18:19,011
I'm good right here.Get in the boat.
390
00:18:24,278 --> 00:18:28,151
As former Captain
of the BMS football team,
391
00:18:28,195 --> 00:18:30,197
I hereby pass
the torch to you,
392
00:18:31,198 --> 00:18:33,548
Alex Moran.Cool.
393
00:18:33,591 --> 00:18:35,941
Kneel down if you accept.
394
00:18:35,985 --> 00:18:36,986
I'd rather not,
if that's okay.
395
00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:38,683
Okay.
396
00:18:42,731 --> 00:18:43,862
Great.
397
00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:45,429
We're not finished.
398
00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:49,825
Wha...
399
00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:54,786
Come on, no.
400
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:56,440
No way.
401
00:18:56,484 --> 00:18:58,573
THAD: Every Captain
since the beginning
of this program
402
00:18:58,616 --> 00:18:59,965
has worn this cup.
403
00:19:01,619 --> 00:19:02,794
And now you
will wear it too.
404
00:19:14,023 --> 00:19:15,024
Thanks.
405
00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:17,809
That's a lot
of dicks, guys.
406
00:19:17,853 --> 00:19:19,898
A lot of legendary dicks.
407
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,337
Thanks for
the crabs, guys.
408
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,208
I'm gonna be showering
for about a week.
409
00:19:25,252 --> 00:19:26,992
And now
for the final step.
410
00:19:27,036 --> 00:19:28,603
Really?
411
00:19:28,646 --> 00:19:30,953
You're not officially
a Captain
412
00:19:30,996 --> 00:19:33,129
until you wear the brand
of the Captain.
413
00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:49,101
Oh, no.
414
00:19:49,145 --> 00:19:50,929
No. No, wait.
No, hold on.
415
00:19:50,973 --> 00:19:52,888
I've seen Thad naked.
He doesn't even
have a brand.
416
00:19:52,931 --> 00:19:56,370
I was branded on
the back of my ball sack.
417
00:19:56,413 --> 00:19:58,981
Not the smartest
decision I ever made.
Wouldn't recommend it.
418
00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:03,290
Just make it quick.
419
00:20:05,422 --> 00:20:07,337
On the ass.
420
00:20:07,381 --> 00:20:09,687
Coach, before this
is made official,
421
00:20:09,731 --> 00:20:12,124
is there any way
I can get back
on the team?
422
00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:13,474
Moran doesn't
have it in him.
423
00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:14,301
Thanks.
424
00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,696
I talked to the
Athletic Board
about an hour ago.
425
00:20:20,698 --> 00:20:23,658
One game suspension
and then you're back.
426
00:20:23,701 --> 00:20:27,139
Yes! Oh, my God,
thank you so much, Coach.
427
00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:28,576
I won't let you down.
428
00:20:28,619 --> 00:20:29,664
So I get half
a brand right?
429
00:20:29,707 --> 00:20:31,666
No, full brand.
430
00:20:32,797 --> 00:20:34,277
This is so gay.
431
00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:36,279
Congratulations, Captain.
432
00:20:36,323 --> 00:20:37,846
Did you get your room?
433
00:20:37,889 --> 00:20:39,804
Thad's giving me
a closet.
434
00:20:39,848 --> 00:20:41,153
A closet?
435
00:20:41,197 --> 00:20:42,720
I know, awesome, right?
436
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:44,287
Yeah.
437
00:20:45,549 --> 00:20:47,638
Welcome to
the fellowship, Moran.
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