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Reality junkies.

You don't want to escape Cheyenne and Lynn.

She had plenty of opportunities to kill you before.

Why now?

Is that how you, uh, protect

people?

It's a compliment.

Seems to be helping.

My wife is going to kill me.

Mr.

Peters. Mr. Peters.

I'm going to have to take your temperature.

In your mouth.

You're new.

No, you've been knocked out for about three days now.

What happened?

doesn't like to wear his helmet.

Wait, if I've been out cold, then how did you take my temperature before?

How do you think we took your temperature?

This is wrong.

All right, I have to give you a sponge bath, so you get ready, and I'll be

back, okay?

Okay, you ready?

I'm ready.

Did you do this when I was passed out, too?

Um, no. Usually the orderly does this, but I can get up if you prefer.

Oh, no, no, no. I prefer you.

They usually do.

Feels nice.

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

You're going to have to get rid of that.

I can't do it myself.

My head really hurts.

I bet it does.

Okay, I'm going to have to wash down there.

Be gentle.

I'm professional.

Professional. No.

Wait.

You just can't leave me like this.

You can relieve yourself once I'm gone.

But I can't. I mean, my head really hurts. What if I make it worse?

That's what you're going to go with?

Plus, I'm cute.

Okay.

Just this once.

feel better.

I forgot about this.

Uh huh.

That'll definitely make my head feel better.

Whenever the patient will want it.

I'm feeling much better.

Which way?

I feel so much better. I'm relieved of all that pressure.

Maybe that was the problem.

I think so.

I'm happy I could relieve you.

I think you're going to need another sponge bath.

Me too. I am really dirty now.

You give me one, I'll give you one.

Yeah.

Are you sure?

It's my job to be sure.

I can't believe this. I'm a prisoner in my own house.

It's only until your trial.

Yeah, and then after the trial, I lose my protection detail.

Not necessarily.

I do do private bodyguard work.

All that matters to me is who signs my check.

Yeah? Yeah.

What if you happen to get a bigger check from her, huh?

Her?

My ex.

She's the whole reason for all this.

No one escapes Cheyenne and lives.

She had plenty of opportunities to kill you before.

Why now?

Because we had a deal.

I fucked her and no one else and I got to keep my head.

She was going to have you decapitated.

That head?

That head.

Oh. Yeah.

She was even talking about putting you into a jar and taxidermy.

Look, I'm sorry to say this, but you don't really seem like you're all that.

Well, you'll never know.

Besides, it doesn't matter anymore anyways.

I'm a dead man.

Not while I'm on the job.

Yeah? Well, what if you happen to be in her pocketbook, huh?

I don't take bribes, okay?

Plus, I'm not afraid of anyone.

Well, you should be.

Besides, what can you do?

You're just a girl.

Maybe a girl that can kick your ass.

Is that how you protect people?

Or is that you getting your ass kicked?

Is that the best you can do?

No one kisses me.

I kiss them.

You win.

Oh, God.

Pretty double for this.

I can't. I can't.

You know, you know... No, actually, I don't know.

Because mind reading is not one of my skill sets.

What's going on?

I went out with this girl last night and I got really... excited.

Mm -hmm, and?

I chickened out. I ran out. I ran out the door.

I've got this anxiety.

I've got this anxiety around women.

And I just can't get a grip on it. I can't get a hold of it. We talked about

this. We talked about this. Baby steps, remember?

You have to get to know a girl before jumping in bed with her.

You know, she might run off after you say hello after five minutes.

Two.

This was... This was two minutes. And I spent the whole time just staring at

her. Do you know how long two minutes is?

Actually, I do.

And we've been talking longer than that and you seem to be fine.

Well, that's because you're different.

Different how?

I feel comfortable with you.

Oh yeah?

Does this make you uncomfortable?

No.

How about now?

I think this is kind of like your therapy.

I'm all fit. I'm just dead.

That's a good boy.

Good boy.

I think it's exactly what you need.

Can you show us?

More close to the back.

Do you have no physical now?

Seems to be helping.

Yeah?

this week but my fifth of the month yeah you're really good

thanks a lot you feel me right

If you would just leave me alone, I may actually get it working.

I called the plumber. He said he'll be here in ten minutes.

I almost have it.

Yeah, sure.

I'm going out. I left a note for the plumber to just come in.

I told you I can fix it!

Your wife called a plumber.

A plumber?

If I can fix it, what makes her think you can fix it?

I'm a licensed plumber. I've been doing this since I can walk.

I suppose you're going to charge me anyway.

Well, I'm here.

Okay.

What's wrong with it in the first place?

It was draining very slowly.

Then I pulled out the pipe.

But... I tried to fix it, but it's still the same.

Okay.

Take a look.

You stripped the pipe.

It was stuck.

Can you put something on it?

Or did something change?

No, it was always like this from the beginning.

So do you know what's wrong with it?

Yes... I know exactly what's wrong with it.

But you... Me?

Yeah... There's nothing wrong with this thing, it's just cheap.

So I did all this for nothing?

Sorry, I'm gonna have it all put back together in about 20 minutes.

My wife is going to kill me. How much?

Well, $85 for me coming out and $50 for all the pipes and stuff.

Whoa. That does come with the blowjob?

Not for that raise.

I'm sorry. I didn't want to offend you.

That's okay.

I actually wish I could get paid sex for the time.

I never get that lucky.

What do you mean?

Don't you have any money to pay for the job?

I'm broke.

Well, maybe we could work something out.

Or you could offer me something.

She's never been to be here for hours.

Yeah, come here.

Let me get that for you.

Can I take off my shoes?

Yeah, that's wonderful for you.

You like this one?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

You want to see what I get?

You want to look at the fucking plumber?

That's what I get.

You're making my fucking dick fart in your throat.

oh my god

Oh my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Um...

You fucking like that? You fucking like that?

I'm fucking bored.

Yeah, you want to come?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fucking come, fucking come.

I want you to fuck your wife and make her cum all over your cock.

You put your fucking cock in her mouth when she comes home?

Make her fucking taste my cum all over you?

Thank you.

Fucking get to my face.

Like that.

Fucking get to my face.

Oh, man.

Let me have a bath.

Let me have a bath.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Come here, come on.

What the f**k?

oh my god oh my god

Steve,

I'm back!

Is the plumber still here?

Yeah, yeah, we are not done yet!

Okay?