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Reality junkies.
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You don't want to escape Cheyenne and
Lynn.
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She had plenty of opportunities to kill
you before.
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Why now?
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Is that how you, uh, protect
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people?
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It's a compliment.
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Seems to be helping.
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My wife is going to kill me.
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Mr.
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Peters. Mr. Peters.
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I'm going to have to take your
temperature.
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In your mouth.
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You're new.
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No, you've been knocked out for about
three days now.
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What happened?
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doesn't like to wear his helmet.
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Wait, if I've been out cold, then how
did you take my temperature before?
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How do you think we took your
temperature?
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This is wrong.
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All right, I have to give you a sponge
bath, so you get ready, and I'll be
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back, okay?
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Okay, you ready?
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I'm ready.
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Did you do this when I was passed out,
too?
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Um, no. Usually the orderly does this,
but I can get up if you prefer.
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Oh, no, no, no. I prefer you.
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They usually do.
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Feels nice.
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You're enjoying this, aren't you?
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You're going to have to get rid of that.
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I can't do it myself.
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My head really hurts.
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I bet it does.
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Okay, I'm going to have to wash down
there.
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Be gentle.
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I'm professional.
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Professional. No.
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Wait.
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You just can't leave me like this.
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You can relieve yourself once I'm gone.
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But I can't. I mean, my head really
hurts. What if I make it worse?
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That's what you're going to go with?
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Plus, I'm cute.
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Okay.
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Just this once.
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feel better.
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I forgot about this.
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Uh huh.
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That'll definitely make my head feel
better.
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Whenever the patient will want it.
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I'm feeling much better.
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Which way?
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I feel so much better. I'm relieved of
all that pressure.
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Maybe that was the problem.
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I think so.
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I'm happy I could relieve you.
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I think you're going to need another
sponge bath.
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Me too. I am really dirty now.
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You give me one, I'll give you one.
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Yeah.
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Are you sure?
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It's my job to be sure.
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I can't believe this. I'm a prisoner in
my own house.
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It's only until your trial.
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Yeah, and then after the trial, I lose
my protection detail.
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Not necessarily.
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I do do private bodyguard work.
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All that matters to me is who signs my
check.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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What if you happen to get a bigger check
from her, huh?
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Her?
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My ex.
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She's the whole reason for all this.
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No one escapes Cheyenne and lives.
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She had plenty of opportunities to kill
you before.
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Why now?
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Because we had a deal.
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I fucked her and no one else and I got
to keep my head.
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She was going to have you decapitated.
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That head?
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That head.
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Oh. Yeah.
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She was even talking about putting you
into a jar and taxidermy.
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Look, I'm sorry to say this, but you
don't really seem like you're all that.
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Well, you'll never know.
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Besides, it doesn't matter anymore
anyways.
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I'm a dead man.
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Not while I'm on the job.
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Yeah? Well, what if you happen to be in
her pocketbook, huh?
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I don't take bribes, okay?
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Plus, I'm not afraid of anyone.
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Well, you should be.
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Besides, what can you do?
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You're just a girl.
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Maybe a girl that can kick your ass.
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Is that how you protect people?
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Or is that you getting your ass kicked?
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Is that the best you can do?
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No one kisses me.
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I kiss them.
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You win.
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Oh, God.
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Pretty double for this.
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I can't. I can't.
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You know, you know... No, actually, I
don't know.
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Because mind reading is not one of my
skill sets.
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What's going on?
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I went out with this girl last night and
I got really... excited.
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Mm -hmm, and?
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I chickened out. I ran out. I ran out
the door.
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I've got this anxiety.
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I've got this anxiety around women.
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And I just can't get a grip on it. I
can't get a hold of it. We talked about
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this. We talked about this. Baby steps,
remember?
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You have to get to know a girl before
jumping in bed with her.
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You know, she might run off after you
say hello after five minutes.
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Two.
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This was... This was two minutes. And I
spent the whole time just staring at
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her. Do you know how long two minutes
is?
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Actually, I do.
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And we've been talking longer than that
and you seem to be fine.
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Well, that's because you're different.
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Different how?
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I feel comfortable with you.
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Oh yeah?
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Does this make you uncomfortable?
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No.
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How about now?
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I think this is kind of like your
therapy.
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I'm all fit. I'm just dead.
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That's a good boy.
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Good boy.
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I think it's exactly what you need.
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Can you show us?
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More close to the back.
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Do you have no physical now?
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Seems to be helping.
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Yeah?
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this week but my fifth of the month yeah
you're really good
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thanks a lot you feel me right
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If you would just leave me alone, I may
actually get it working.
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I called the plumber. He said he'll be
here in ten minutes.
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I almost have it.
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Yeah, sure.
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I'm going out. I left a note for the
plumber to just come in.
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I told you I can fix it!
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Your wife called a plumber.
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A plumber?
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If I can fix it, what makes her think
you can fix it?
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I'm a licensed plumber. I've been doing
this since I can walk.
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I suppose you're going to charge me
anyway.
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Well, I'm here.
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Okay.
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What's wrong with it in the first place?
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It was draining very slowly.
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Then I pulled out the pipe.
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But... I tried to fix it, but it's still
the same.
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Okay.
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Take a look.
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You stripped the pipe.
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It was stuck.
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Can you put something on it?
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Or did something change?
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No, it was always like this from the
beginning.
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So do you know what's wrong with it?
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Yes... I know exactly what's wrong with
it.
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But you... Me?
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Yeah... There's nothing wrong with this
thing, it's just cheap.
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So I did all this for nothing?
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Sorry, I'm gonna have it all put back
together in about 20 minutes.
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My wife is going to kill me. How much?
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Well, $85 for me coming out and $50 for
all the pipes and stuff.
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Whoa. That does come with the blowjob?
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Not for that raise.
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I'm sorry. I didn't want to offend you.
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That's okay.
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I actually wish I could get paid sex for
the time.
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I never get that lucky.
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What do you mean?
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Don't you have any money to pay for the
job?
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I'm broke.
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Well, maybe we could work something out.
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Or you could offer me something.
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She's never been to be here for hours.
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Yeah, come here.
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Let me get that for you.
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Can I take off my shoes?
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Yeah, that's wonderful for you.
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You like this one?
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Yeah.
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Oh my God.
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You want to see what I get?
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You want to look at the fucking plumber?
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That's what I get.
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You're making my fucking dick fart in
your throat.
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oh my god
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Oh my God.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Um...
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You fucking like that? You fucking like
that?
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I'm fucking bored.
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Yeah, you want to come?
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Fucking come, fucking come.
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I want you to fuck your wife and make
her cum all over your cock.
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You put your fucking cock in her mouth
when she comes home?
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Make her fucking taste my cum all over
you?
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Thank you.
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Fucking get to my face.
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Like that.
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Fucking get to my face.
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Oh, man.
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Let me have a bath.
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Let me have a bath.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh.
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Come here, come on.
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What the f**k?
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oh my god oh my god
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Steve,
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I'm back!
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Is the plumber still here?
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Yeah, yeah, we are not done yet!
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Okay?
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