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Oh my god, look at this. Look at this guy over here.

Typical Miami, right here.

Oh shit. Is he alright?

Yeah, excuse me. Are you recording us?

Wait, what happened?

Shut up. Is he alright?

Are you recording us? Yeah, I'm recording. I'm sorry. I'm just making

alright. Um, does he look alright to you?

I mean, no. You know, if you're going to try to help, can you pull over and stop

recording and do something?

Thanks.

Wow, he must have had a lot to drink tonight, huh? Yeah, no, he needs some

or a ride or something.

Well, I hope you guys aren't driving. You're not driving.

No, we're not driving at all. I mean, that's what I'm saying is why are you

recording us when you could be helping us? All right, you know what?

All right, you made me feel bad. Hold on. Let me help out.

So what happened to him? Okay, look.

I'm always stuck being the designated driver with my boyfriend here.

He pretty much always decides to get hammered, so... What?

Wow.

Yo, you good, buddy?

How many fucking gin and tonics was that?

Yeah, okay. What?

You good, buddy. What, are you guys on vacation out here, man? Yeah, no, we're

on vacation. Yeah, we're here for another four days, and this is about the

fourth day in a row.

Wow, he's really drunk. How are you getting home? This is crazy.

You know, I've been trying to get my app to work for my ride share, and it just

has not been fucking working. Wow, man. I feel so bad.

That's why I kind of... I saw you recording and I'm like... It's my

It was his birthday a month ago. So why don't you just drive? You don't have a

car or anything? No, I didn't get a rental.

Buddy.

That's what I'm telling you. This is what I've been dealing with. My app will

not fucking work. I mean... I don't know.

Well, how far is... What are you saying? In a hotel? What? Yeah, we're staying

in a hotel on the beach.

Do you mind?

I'm so sorry. I know you're a complete stranger. I probably shouldn't even be

asking you that, but am I fucking with them?

No, I mean, honestly, I see this all the time. I'm here from, I'm from Miami.

I'm native, so. Oh, you're from here? Yeah, so. Miami!

Shut up.

Yeah, he's had a few. He's so embarrassing.

But just to make sure, you haven't had anything to drink, right? No, nothing at

all, and I feel like that's part of my problem. Okay, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I'm

just trying to figure it out. All right.

Yo, bud, you think he can get up, man?

He might be, yeah. He needs water and he needs some sleep. That's the only thing

that's going to really, like... Hey,

bud, let's go. Come on.

Come on, let's get you up.

Let's get you up. Come on.

No, come on. Let's get you up. Let's get him in the car. Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Let's go, bud.

Just please make sure he doesn't... Oh, my God. I'm telling you, are you worried

about him getting back?

Yeah, like, this car is like 10 years away from being a classic, so I don't

him to throw up in there. No, no, no, listen.

A decade, first off, you're hopeful.

Second off,

in the five years I've been with him, sadly with him, he's never been so

hopeful. You could just hop in in the front. Like, we'll just go. All right,

let's go.

God damn it, this is crazy.

Buddy, you good back there?

You good?

Don't throw up there, man.

Don't throw up. Shit, so he said the beach, right?

Yeah, yeah, the beach.

Fuck, man. Sorry, I don't mean to sound like... He's pretty messed up. Yeah, no,

I don't mean to seem so bitter and like an asshole. I'm just... It's literally

all the time with this motherfucker.

Like, he's constantly... We go out to the club, we're going to have a great

night, and then he just gets...

Super wasted and blacked out and... What's wrong with him? Is it his

Is it really his birthday? It doesn't matter if it's his birthday or if it's a

Wednesday. Like, he just honestly has any excuse to get drunk. And it's just

really starting to affect our, like, personal sex life, you know? Like, he

just... Oh, your sex life. Always has whiskey dick at this point. You know?

can never fuck me.

Holy shit. There's a lot to take in. Yeah. Sorry.

I don't...

I feel like I'm putting a law on a stranger. No, no. That's, like, weird.

It's cool. I mean, honestly, if it's, like, I saw you on the side of the road

and I felt bad. No, I really appreciate you stopping. Like, that was very nice

of you. I mean, I'm just, like I said, I was really tonight, like, going out

hoping to, like, I don't know, get fucked because I've been, like, super

horny. I mean, sorry. I'm serious right now. I was, like, weird to say. Is that

weird to say to you?

No, no.

I mean, I feel bad because... I mean, yeah, he's... Buddy.

Yeah, he's not even comprehending anything. Yeah, he's out, he's out.

But, you know, I just was hoping to maybe... I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry.

It's not going to happen.

Yeah, it doesn't seem like it's going to happen.

I mean, what about you? I mean, you're just driving around.

Like, do you live around here?

Yeah, I live down the street, like a mile down the road. But I was going to

you know, to a bar or something. But I seen you, so I figured, you know. No,

it's nice of you to stop. I mean, I don't want to be, like, weird or

But if you wanted to, you're pretty cute.

I mean, you could take me back to your place if it's not far.

Are you serious? Or what about him?

Let's be fucking honest. Do you think he's going to wake up in the next, I

know, however long it'll take me to get done with you? Holy shit. I mean, fuck.

I mean, I guess we can. He does need a little bit of sleep. I think he'll rest.

My pussy has been so fucking wet all night.

I just don't want to talk in it. I mean, let him sleep it off.

Fucking shit.

All right, you know what?

Buddy.

Take a nap. You'll be good. All right, let's just go. I'm down the street.

ride. I love love.

You're crazy.

I know.

Right up here. Yeah, I'm right up here.

How many more steps?

All right. Good.

Yeah.

Holy fucking shit.

So fucking good.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

So I'm going to play around with it anyway.

Mmmmmmm.

Your place is nice, man.

Thank you. But there's something that's way nicer.

i think it's this

oh

my gosh

Fucking good.

So good.

Fuck yeah, that's how I read them all.

It's the real reason I stopped right there.

Fucking take your hand off of that logo.

Yes.

Fucking trees.

You want me to put my pussy on her?

Someone's impatient.

Let's take this dress off.

Holy shit.

Yes.

Oh, yeah. You want to fucking sit down?

Holy shit.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. That was fucking sick.

Holy fucking shit.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh my

god,

he felt so fucking good. Holy shit.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Holy shit,

that's so fucking... Oh

my god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fucking take a pussy.

Fucking already

God,

your dick looks so fucking amazing.

That's so much nicer than my man's.

Oh my god.

You want to feel that pussy back on now?

Holy

shit.

Derek is so fucking watching me.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes. Holy shit.

That's amazing.

Yes. Fuck yes. Holy fucking shit.

Oh,

fuck.

Come down for a second. It feels so fucking amazing.

Yeah, it's fucking amazing.

Yeah,

it's fucking amazing.

Yes, I love that.

Yeah, I fucking love it.

Yes, holy shit.

Holy fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck, yes.

Oh, no. Holy

shit,

yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck. Yes. Holy shit.

Oh,

my God.

Thank you.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'm so fucking loud.

Shit.

Yes, please.

Hold my hand.

Holy shit. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Yes. Fucking.

So fucking good.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

Holy shit. Holy fucking shit.

Shit. Is that anything? I don't know that fucking thing. This is the best

fucking life I've had in school.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh my God. Holy shit, yes.

Yes, fuck.

This might come off of it. Look at that. I can see my fucking...

Yeah. I'm gonna fucking mar your dick so bad. Yeah, please.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Holy shit. You're so fucking dead.

Yeah.

Oh my god, I can feel you so fucking deep inside of me.

Yes, I fucking loved him.

Yes.

Oh,

my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

So goddamn good. Holy shit, that's some fucking good dick.

Thank God, I love the way it fucking fills in me.

Yeah,

I

want your fucking cum all over me. All over my fucking butt.

All over every fucking thing and the way you want to fucking cum.

God, yes, I would have thrown it all over my pussy.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Shit.

He might be waking up right now.

It took a while.

Did he get safe that we left him in the car?

He's totally fine. But we might want to hurry up finishing up.