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Mom and Dad.

Hey, sweetheart. How are you? I'm calling your old dad.

Hi. Hi.

And, um, you must be Jerry.

So nice to meet you.

Oh, well, y 'all must be hungry. Come on in.

Wow,

this looks great, Mom.

You look pretty terrific, honey.

Oh, well, wait till your food turkey is almost ready.

I'm so excited.

That's you, handsome.

Why don't you help me in the kitchen?

Hey,

you and my daughter, huh?

Are you having intercourse?

Oh, well, don't be so shy. I mean, my daughter and I share everything.

She, uh, always lets me.

kind of see what her boyfriends are working with. So why don't you show Miss

Lust what you're getting?

Oh my God!

Dad?

I'm going to go check on your mom.

Yeah.

Really, Kendra?

Shut up, Gerard. You know I deserve this.

That is Sophia's boyfriend.

Exactly. So why don't you shut the fuck up and let me get mine?

Okay, if you say so, sweetie.

So, what happened?

Um, your mom, uh, she burned her finger.

She's gonna be honest with you.

Well, that is one fine looking bird.

Now, does your mom know how to cook or what?

Yeah, I'd say.

Good. Well, before we dig in, I was thinking it would be a great idea that

all go around the table and tell each other what we're thankful for.

Sweetie, why don't you go ahead and start?

Um...

I mean, I'm thankful that I got to come home for Thanksgiving, being that I'm in

college and all, and it's pretty expensive to bring him and I both here,

glad I got to bring him here as well.

Great. I miss you.

Yeah, I miss you too. I love you.

For me, I'm thankful to have my daughter.

I've owned her for the holidays.

I'm thankful for my beautiful wife every year.

And,

you know, I'm...

Happy and healthy. And you are all happy and healthy. And that, for me, is

enough. But, you know, just getting the opportunity to meet Jordy. You talk so

much about him.

It's really, really exciting. So we're thankful that you're happy. And we're

here together.

Yeah.

Hey, Mom.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Why is your arm moving like that?

Sweetie, you're paranoid.

Nothing is going on.

Are you jerking off my boyfriend?

Excuse me, young lady. It's Thanksgiving.

Don't you dare raise your voice at me.

Jordy, stand up.

Oh, my God. I fucking knew it. Mom, you always do this.

Really?

Honey, come back here. Come back here.

Well, there's no sense in stopping now.

Hey, thanks so much.

See you at night, Somali.

Right,

Somali. Is that your day?

You're gonna get nasty with me?

What are you actually going to do? Oh, you're not going to wait. No, you're

going to be a master boy on Stephanie.

No, fuck.

You're not your fucking girlfriend's mom.

fucking lay that fucking thing down like that and that fucking cunt like that.

Yes.

Really, Kendra? It's fucking Thanksgiving.

Well, I guess I got my Thanksgiving stuffing.

Whatever.