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I have a secret recipe, Jack. I don't know what we're going to do this year,

I got you.

You don't even have two cutting boards, dude.

That's okay. We don't need two cutting boards. We only need one.

You're more than happy to use mine when we're done with it. I don't think we're

going to need your cutting board.

We'll figure it out. This is the fourth year that I've done this. And I'll give

it to you over the last three years, but there's no way you're going to beat me

on this one.

Me and the little lady here have been working on the thing for about two

We've been working on it for a month. I don't even think the years compared.

We've been working on it for four months. It wouldn't make any difference

because we got the secret sauce.

We do.

We have it.

We don't need two cutting boards.

We don't need two cutting boards for a secret sauce.

We can share the cutting boards. Unbelievable.

Really? Share.

We don't need to share your cutting boards. We'll be fine.

We'll be fine.

I'm going to give it to you. The last three years, you did good, Jack.

Thank you. But you can't always stay on top, buddy.

This is my grandmother's recipe, man. It's been around for generations.

Exactly. It's your grandmother's recipe. You haven't perfected it yet? Oh, he's

perfected it. He's perfected it. Trust me. I taste it all the time. He

definitely does perfect. You guys are doing great.

Well, you do your thing over there. No, we will. Don't listen to this guy,

right? Can you believe this guy?

I went last year, so.

Keep talking.

I hear them listening.

You guys are in for it today.

Here we go.

See how I do that, baby?

That's how we do it right there.

Can't wait to try it. Smell that.

That's the winning aroma right there. It's the best.

I need

you

to go over here and distract Jack.

Just flirt with him a little bit. Maybe rub your titties on him.

And see what they're putting in their chili.

We're going to add...

their stuff to our stuff on top of what we got and we'll for sure win this okay

are you sure i'm positive it's gonna work okay i can tell he's straining his

ears trying to hear what we're saying right hey hey how's it

going It is going excellent, thank you. How are you guys doing?

We're doing great, thanks.

Excellent. Dying to know that secret recipe, though.

I know you are.

I know you are.

I can't even get a hint.

A hint?

Something I need to know.

Oh, you know what? I will give you a hint after the contest. How's that? That

sounds fair, doesn't it? No, I need it now.

Now?

Hot mustard.

Really? Shh.

Between us, okay?

Definitely. I'll remember that.

I'll be right back. Yeah, I was going to say.

I think that she... She said? Yeah, she keeps coming over here trying to

distract us and see what I put in the pot here.

I need you to go over there and find out what he's putting in by any means

necessary. Are you sure?

Absolutely. Okay.

Okay.

Hey,

how are you doing?

Hey, just cooking it up.

How's it going?

Pretty good.

Got your secret recipe going?

I do. It's a secret.

Do you think you can give me any of those secrets?

No, it wouldn't be a secret if I told you not what I... I mean, it's just a

little competition.

You don't think you can give me any secrets?

Oh, well.

You sure know how to get secrets, don't you?

I mean, I gotta get it somehow.

Did your dad put you up to this?

Well, I'll give you one little secret. Oh, one? Just one?

Just one?

One for now. We'll see how good you do.

Ghost peppers.

Ghost peppers?

Yes. Yeah?

They're spicy?

They're really spicy. Much spicier than what your dad has.

I still, I don't know. I don't know if that's going to work.

I don't know if that's going to win us. That's pretty much the ingredient there.

Back again, huh?

Yes.

So, about that second ingredient.

You know, I can't keep giving you secrets, you know?

Yes, you can. It just makes it unfair is all, you know?

It's just one more ingredient.

One.

No, I don't think I can.

Well, I mean, what if I did something to get it out of you?

What are you going to do?

do you think i'll

be able to get it paprika paprika

ingredient.

You need the whole recipe.

So, how about that other ingredient?

I'm not sure about giving you that other ingredient.

What? Why not?

I mean, maybe.

Why not?

You really know how to get the ingredients in that secret sauce, don't

Can I have the other ingredients?

Cayenne pepper.

That's all?

No.

Cayenne, cumin, onions, garlic, ghost peppers,

jalapeno peppers, black beans.

What else? Black beans.

What else?

What's the last ingredient?

Rosemary and really thick sauce.

Is that everything?

One more? That's it?

Oh.

Oh, my

mouth's

watering.

I thought you would make your mouth water.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Are you sure that wasn't the last ingredient?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Hey, hey.

What are you doing with my daughter?

Maybe we should collaborate on this thing and see what we can come up with.

We'll make our own recipe. Come over here.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That pretty pink little pussy you got there.

That pretty pink little pussy you got. Put it back in.

Uh -huh. Put it back in. Yeah, you like that big little pussy, don't you? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you like that big pussy, don't you?

That pussy's so fucking hot.

It's so hot and tight.

Fuck your hole.

Fuck your little fucking hole.

Fuck your little fuck hole.

Fuck me. Fuck your little fuck hole. Fuck me.

That's right.

Mm -hmm.

That a girl.

You know, you take that fucking cock.

You take that fucking cock.

That's right.

You'll come on my dick.

Come on my fucking cock.

a good recipe.

It's your best friend.

Don't they cock back in your hole? Yes!

You know my main ingredient.

Thank you.

I think your secret sauce is your daughter here.

Yeah. Definitely saucy.

I'm glad we collaborated with this.

Got a new recipe going.

Many chili competitions to come.

So pretty.