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I've come to you today to give you the word.

The word. The word. The word is here in the book.

You know, you're right.

He really is sounding more and more like a politician every day.

Don't be so naive. We're all politicians in this business. You know that.

Only we go for the almighty dollar, not the vote.

Yeah, but he really is running for the vote. He's running for Senate.

Yeah, I know.

We must strive to have regular equality.

Do you hear what I say, people?

That's what we need, another nigger in Congress.

I thought you two were friends.

Business associates.

If you ever want to get anywhere on this earth, Sally, you've got to remember to

tell the difference.

What's on the agenda for today?

First, you have a meeting at 10 o 'clock with Mr. Anthony, your accountant.

And that minister, the right Reverend Bob Mustang Leroy

called again.

Wants you to phone him back.

Why? Does he think I can help him with the ratings on his stupid show?

Well, he said it was a personal matter.

Forget it.

How many times more penny any operators oh and you have to record a sermon this

afternoon at 2 o 'clock Your wife called you from New York and said she'd be

late getting back Wait what

I said she had to visit an old friend The hell she

don't

What is it, Jeff?

Get the hell out of there, woman. I have to be there watching by now.

Well, who are you going to use this time?

Just another minority group.

Let's see. Could it be the Chicanos?

No. Maybe the Asian Americans.

Would you believe blacks?

One of your own? Why, I'm ashamed of you.

Ashamed? Woman, do you know that I was sent here by God?

to save my people, and I can't do that unless I'm rich and powerful.

Why, then it would just be Jim Dandy if you were a senator, wouldn't it?

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Enough bullshit. Let's fuck.

Oh, send that message. Yes.

Oh, preach that word, baby. Fuck you to death.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, yeah.

You know what I mean?

That shit, you got to spit on my face for it.

You know,

I need your shoes on. You need my shoes on?

Yeah, baby. You want those spike heels? Yeah, I like those.

Fuck it, take it between your teeth. There you go.

Oh, there you go.

Fuck it really good.

Oh, yeah.

I'm hot for it, baby.

Fuck it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, make me cum.

Oh, yes. Fuck that. Oh, lick it, lick it, lick it like a dog. There you go.

Take it from me. Come and get it.

like a dog.

Come on, me.

Come on, my asshole.

Come on.

How'd you get in here?

Well, I walked in, naturally.

Past the guards?

I had picture guards, remember?

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Which means they work for you.

And you.

Hey, listen, I don't mean to interrupt anything.

Hold it a second.

Sally, could you excuse us for a little while, please?

one of my girls on Reverend Fryer's personal staff.

As what?

A housemaid.

A housemaid?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Got potential?

What's your plan?

Oh, the usual.

First, she has an affair with him. And we tell everyone.

No.

No? No. We have to make sure he's buried completely with no chance of

resurrection.

So? So, we let her do some other things.

Set up a few orgies.

You know, let him do some real kinky stuff.

And then we videotape the whole thing.

He'll help her dig his own grave nice and deep.

And when the time comes, we bury him in it.

The media's gonna love it.

You're beautiful.

I should have married you instead of that dippity -doo -dah Zelda.

Well, then it would be for love.

And as it is... Yeah, I know. A million.

It'll be worth it to see him fall.

You know, if you act fast enough, you can turn his television audience into

television audience.

I know that.

You let me handle fleecing the sheep.

Your job is... Act as your personal assassin.

It's God's will.

Get real.

Hey, wait a minute. Where are you going?

Hey, I delivered my good news. I'm going home. I'm tired.

Why don't you stay around a while? I'll show you a couple of things.

I'd sooner fight sheep.

And I want you all to get down on your knees and feel the want of

the needy.

Feel the hurt of the less privileged.

Here's your sandwich, Reverend.

Thank you very much, Alicia.

Oh!

Are you all right, Alicia?

Oh, yeah.

I'm okay. Sometimes I get cramps.

You know, after that time of the month.

Oh, I see.

Mrs. Fryer used to get premenstrual cramps before, but I've never heard of

postmenstrual cramps.

Well, now you have.

Ah.

Has Mrs. Fryer left for her afternoon appointment with the hairdresser?

Yeah, she just left.

You know how she shops.

Well, she'll be gone for at least two or three hours.

Oh, at least.

Oh.

Alicia?

Oh, don't look so worried, Reverend Fryer, really.

Well, it's just that you're in such pain.

Oh, yeah.

It's just, sometimes if I could just lay back and, you know, massage her a

little bit.

Massaging? It goes away.

I have been known to heal by the laying on of hands.

Oh, Reverend Frey, you know, I could never ask you to do anything like that.

Child, it is not for you to doubt. It is rather for me to ask of you if I might

not heal you, if I might not relieve you of some of your pain.

So you're asking me? Child, it is not his will that you should

suffer so when he has given me the power.

To heal you forever.

Well, Reverend Friar. The healing requires

the touch of the flesh to flesh.

I'm going to need more to touch you down there. And of course, some

preliminaries wouldn't hurt.

Reverend Friar, are you sure it's going to be okay?

No. Child, I am his chosen minister.

And I have the highest rated television audience throughout the world.

I think I know his will better than any other man.

Well, then I guess that means it's probably okay.

Yes.

It's okay.

asshole away.

Oh ho ho ho. Ref reference.

Heal me reference.

Walker Enterprises. Jason speaking. Glad to be of service to you.

Miss Walker is indisposed right now.

Would you like to talk to me about the matter?

Yes.

Well, as a matter of fact, I'm authorized to comment on that for Miss

She does not intend to sell those at this moment.

Do not sell. Yes, that's right.

Thank you very much.

Goodbye.

You have my report for me, Jason?

I do. I do.

Right here.

One moment.

Come on.

And here we are. Your primary whorehouses each... They're not

Jason. It's common businesses.

Yes, of course. As you wish.

Well, your primary businesses in New York, Los Angeles, Houston, and New

all exceeded $500 ,000 each this last quarter. That's excellent.

Have we gotten any news from Alicia?

No, there's been no word.

And how about our Reverend Robert Mustang Leroy?

The deposit's been made.

Oh, that's great.

Seems like everything's going according to plan then, huh? Yes.

And will there be anything else?

Not at the moment.

Thank you.

My balls.

Oh, yes.

Stop my holy balls.

Oh, yes.

Oh, them holy balls in your mouth.

that divine shaft all the way down your mouth.

All the way down.

That's it.

Ah, yes.

I feel the shaft in your throat.

I want to feel the shaft in my pussy, Reverend.

Turn over.

You'll get it.

Wait. Oh, that went first. Yeah.

All

the way.

All the way.

Releasing from your womb.

Yes.

The appealing powers.

You pain dissipating.

The pain from within your womb.

What do you mean, Reverend?

The divine shaft.

Yes.

Oh, cleanse me, Reverend.

Now I know what you mean, Reverend.

I can feel it healing me.

Can you feel the cleansing waters rushing from within?

Overtake her, letting the power of love release through those that you care

most.

A bind of rod has entered to cleanse the pain and wash away the hurt.

at least a little.

I, uh... I mean, I'm healed.

I... Really healed.

Oh, Reverend!

Oh, thank you! Well, far be it from me to throw away the crimes of those who

wanting and suffering since God has given me this power to heal.

They'll be so pleased.

Remember, you must bring them over when Mrs. Pryor is out shopping, away from

the house.

She's a wonderful woman, Mrs. Pryor, but she doesn't understand the teachings of

the ministry.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I'll bring them when Mrs.

Fryer is visiting her folks tomorrow. I'll bring them tomorrow.

And you could heal them like you did me.

Well, yes, that would be wonderful.

I know that.

Then why did you have me?

I was admiring you.

Pardon me?

I said I was admiring you. You're a very attractive woman.

Well, thank you.

What are you doing?

Being in the same room with you here, I... I'm very turned

on.

I don't believe this.

Oh, believe it.

Yeah, believe it.

See, like I said, you're a very attractive woman, and I could make

comfortable for you in this town.

Yeah, I'll bet you could.

Yeah.

Then you understand.

I think I do.

That's good.

Well, what would you like?

Money.

The power to do the things I want to do.

Yeah.

That's good.

I can understand that.

Money and power. Would you do anything for money and power?

Anything. If I gave you a little money and a little power, would you do

something for me?

For money?

Would you suck my cock?

Yes. Why?

For money.

Yeah, I like that.

Full power.

Mm -hmm. What if I fucked you?

For money?

Yeah, for power.

I could come all over you. You wouldn't care to be all right with me.

As long as there's money.

It's good.

Nice crack.

Like nice cracks.

See that couch behind me? Mm -hmm. Why don't you get over there slowly on your

hands and knees and start rubbing your pussy and let me see your pussy and fuck

your pussy.

Turn me on so I can join you a little better.

Okay.

Stick that butt.

Oh, yeah. Does that feel good?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that's really good.

Yeah, you keep going.

Ooh.

Oh, yes.

Once you're cocked, my pussy.

Come right up there.

Just easy.

Put it right there.

Put it in the hole.

In the hole. Stuff it in there.

Stuff it in there.

Come back down there.

Get back down there.

Get back down there.

Power, money.

Tell me.

Tell me.

Tell me. I want money.

I want power.

The power to do what I want.

To have what I want.

Suck my cock.

And I'll give it to you.

I'll give it to you. Go ahead, suck it.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, that's it.

That's it.

You know what this is?

What? It's the staff's righteousness.

Don't move.

Ooh, yeah.

Yeah. Rub it on your face.

Rub it on your face.

Yeah, let me rub it on your face.

Yeah,

nice and wet.

Yeah, let me wet it up.

Let me wet it up.

Oh.

Yeah, no more.

Yeah.

So you met my mother.

You bastard.

I'm going to turn you over to the cops.

Well, go ahead.

What?

Go ahead. Turn me over to the cops. I own the cops in this town. In fact, I

most of this town.

Now, who are they going to believe?

A man of the cloth like myself with millions of dollars or a dumb pig slut

like you?

Why don't you get out of here?

Damn you.

I don't think he'll do that.

next time.

Yeah, you're late. I expected your call earlier.

What, tomorrow morning?

Okay, yeah, that's fine.

Tiger will certainly be pleased.

No, I agree with you. You should come back here afterwards or, you know, if

during. Just make sure you're there to let Jason in.

Yeah, come right back here. That's right.

You've done a real good job, Alicia.

I intend to show you my appreciation.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Good night.

Hello, Rhodes?

Yeah, Angela Walker here.

Why are you calling me this late?

Yeah?

Are you sure?

Of course I'm sure.

You can hand the tape to him personally tomorrow night if you'd like.

Oh, you will, will you?

Well, that's fine. It's not really any of my concern.

Yeah, I promise I'll have the tape to you later that afternoon.

And, uh, by the way, you might want to send your wife out.

No. Yes, listen, you just be there with the money and maybe I'll have a little

special surprise for you.

No. Why don't we just keep it a surprise, okay?

Good night.

What was that all about?

None of your fucking business.

I said go to bed.

Now, wait.

What?

I want you to, uh...

Go away tomorrow.

Might take the limo, go buy something, but disappear for the day.

Why?

It's none of your fucking business why.

Just do it, all right?

All right.

Hello, Jason?

Yeah, I want you to get up and get the video equipment.

Yes, right now. You have to be in Church City, Georgia by tomorrow morning.

Well, I'm going to have three of my girls pay a little visit to Mr. Tim

And you're going to put it all on tape.

And right there is where he healed me.

Well, I... I... I mean, he can help them out too, right?

Well, I guess. That's what you said.

Yes, yes.

Oh, come on.

Okay, girls.

I have faith in your cock.

Yeah. Kill me, motherfucker.

Lord, have mercy.

Not tonight, sugar.

Do you want to help us?

Sure, I mean, anything I can do.

Right down here while we get under it.

It's really good.

It's a real healer, all right.

I can't wait.

Get yourself healed, ladies.

You bet we will.

Here it is.

Thanks, Sally.

You remember how to work it? Sure do.

Good, good.

Everything all set?

Yeah, the girls are there. They're going to help out. Everything looks great.

Fantastic.

Now, I want you to be real careful.

Look at me.

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

Whatever you do, don't fuck up.

Oh, no.

No, I won't do that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You. What are you doing?

Eating out. Yeah, you. Hold her by the hair.

Yeah. Show me the mane.

Show me how you can do it.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Uh -huh.

Tastes good, huh? Yeah. Tastes good, yeah. Tastes good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Juliet, you've got a pretty face now.

I want you to come all

over my face.

Forgive me.

Hallelujah, honey.

It's all yours.

Where's my money?

It's right there in the bag.

Angela, I could kiss you. Except you're not going to.

Well, looks as if our business is finished.

You know, a very rich and powerful man.

Not yet, but tomorrow I will be. I suspect so.

Hey, where are you going?

What about that surprise you promised me?

Oh, that.

Gretchen?

You finally got religion, huh?

Why don't you give him the time of his life, huh?

No problem.

Serious?

I am serious.

You know...

Do you know who I am?

I know everything about you. You do?

Preacher Man.

Preacher Man.

Funny.

How do you wear a t -shirt?

Nobody wears t -shirts anymore.

Go to America.

America's where t -shirts are.

Not the American sign.

You are old.

You've got such a loony.

My face.

Yeah, put it next to my face. Just blend it over my face. Come on.

You are a strange one, aren't you? No, I just like this.

Come on, give me more.

Does that get you hot?

Put the heel on my face. Put the heel on my face. On my heel?

Oh.

Lick it.

Is that for me?

Yeah.

Cool.

I can't wait to fuck you.

You want to fuck me?

Huh? You want to fuck me? No.

I don't want to fuck you. I don't want to fuck you. Are you kidding?

But do I want you to fuck me?

What?

I said, do I want you to fuck me?

What are you talking about?

I don't know.

You fuck, don't you? You have to get me to want it.

Don't you want it?

Maybe. Don't you know who I am?

Huh? Who you are? Yeah.

Who cares who you are?

Really? I don't care who you are.

You don't? You don't impress me.

No? No.

You gotta do a little more for me to impress me. You fuck, don't you fuck?

fuck. Do you fuck every day or do you?

Only when I want to.

You fuck every day?

Maybe. Different guys?

Only guys I want to fuck.

Different guys?

Sure, different guys. Different guys. Strangers?

If I want them.

They're good enough for me.

You let me fuck you, then?

Like I said, you have to make me want you.

You won't let me do it, will you?

I know.

We'll see.

Squeeze him with those gloves.

Squeeze him with those gloves.

You let me fuck you, huh?

Let me fuck you? I said we'll see.

Oh.

Like a lot of guys.

Don't you? Yeah. The good ones.

Big cocks?

Do you ever have a black guy?

Mm -hmm.

Do you really fuck one?

If there's more than one.

At once?

I don't need to tell you my sex life.

No, you gotta tell me. Why?

You really did, huh? I want to hear yours.

You really did, huh? Well, turn me on with your sex life. You really did?

You really did?

Isn't there more?

No, there's nothing. Come on, turn me on.

Turn you on?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I'm going to take off my panties.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

What do you want to talk about?

You.

I want to talk about how you fuck and who you fuck.

It could all be a lie. Who knows?

Don't tell me that.

I'm going to put some grease on your ass.

And I'm going to rub and fuck the crack of your ass.

That's what I'm going to do. Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Did you feel guilty?

What are you talking about, guilty?

Fuck's the matter with you?

You never do what it's supposed to.

I don't feel guilty, but you should feel guilty.

Yeah, exactly.

Oh, that pussy.

That fucking pussy.

That's a fucking pussy.

I'm going to come on your shoe.

I'm going to come on your shoe.

I didn't say you could come on my shoe.

I'm going to come on your shoe.

I'm going to come right on your fucking shoe.

Right on your shoe.

Shut up.

You shut the fuck up.

You can lick it off, though.

What? What did you say? I said you could lick it off.

Lick this shit off?

Here I have proof.

Yes, proof of the moral decadence he was involved in. Proof of the sexual

perversions he performed.

Damn hookers. Were the congregations harder?

If you saw the images I have seen on this very videotape, you too would be

filled with the sickness and disgust that I felt when I first knew this.

Sadie Maeve, why are you dressed like that?

Reverend Rhodes gave me a few ideas.

It's not like you said.

Oh? And tell me, darling, what is the truth?

The truth?

I was ministering to those ladies. I was healing them.

Oh, were you now?

Yes, I healed them.

Well, you certainly did.

I have some ministry to those ladies, I swear to God.

Fuck you.

Eric, come in here.

Say, hey, who's this?

Do yourself a favor, pal.

Make it easy on yourself.

I'm not that nice of a guy.

This is Eric.

I've been following him for the past year.

Exactly how I felt when I saw your damn tape. Say to me, please, just listen to

me. Now you're going to watch this.

Say to me, please.

Now you've got to watch me.

Say to me, listen to me, please.

I don't think I need to remind you.

The lady wants you to stay put.

You look familiar, Robin.

You look familiar.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Are you watching him?

You're watching him suck my pussy?

Oh, it feels so good, baby.

Tastes good, Ralph.

Oh, you're good.

You watching this?

How's it look? Look good?

Oh, God,

use me.

And watch you suck my cock.

You know what I'm saying.

Fuck my mouth.

Make it into a pussy, I'll fuck it.

Oh, yeah.

How's it look, ref?

Feels real good.

Do those things to me that we deem pornographic.

Oh, baby, I'd love to.

Oh, yeah.

I'm starting to put this in your pussy. What do you think?

Let the good reverend see some real fornication.

Come on, baby. Lay down.

Yeah.

I'm going to get in there, Rev.

Right there.

Feels so good.

Look at me.

Look at me while he's fucking me.

While he's shoving his hard cock.

Look at my eyes.

Look at the pleasure in my face.

No

other

man has done it to me like this.

No other man.

All over my ass.

Oh, yeah.

How's it look, Rev?

Oh, it feels real nice.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Here's the key. Unlock yourself.

Then come to bed.

Oh, and I wouldn't be too late.

Tomorrow you gotta go look for a new job.

I hear they're hiring at McDonald's.

A gift from Robert Mustang Leroy for Minister Jeremiah Rhodes.

For Zelda, something to set you free.

I heard you lost.

I'm sorry.

There'll be other times.

Maybe for me, too.

Yeah, well, I'm divorcing John.

I have evidence to prove that he's an adulterer.

So I guess we're both a couple of winners, huh?

Yeah.

Real winners.

Do you remember one time you told me

about people using other people?

Yeah.

Do you want to use me?

Crazy white women.

Now, what do you say we don't use each other at all?

Let's try this for real.

That might be really nice for a change.

A million dollars, like I promised.

When Robert Mustang Leroy makes a promise, he keeps it.

Well, that's just fine.

And are you happy with the tape, Reverend?

Very, very happy.

You know, now that Jeremiah Rhodes has his own copy, I'll release the news of

his evil doings.

And then he will be destroyed.

Yes, yes, he will be destroyed as he deserves to be. He was an evil man.

What about you? What are you going to do?

Well...

I am going to reform his ministry and the friars.

And you, my dear lady, you will aid me to defeat the enemies of my

ministry. And you will aid me to destroy the enemies of God.

Oh, of course.

You know, you're a very holy woman.

Yet you are a madam.

Thank you.

I know.

You've all done a very good job.

Thank you, Miss Walker.

I want you to know I've got a little gift for you that's here in these

briefcases.

I want you to split it up equally.

Are you all right?

I'm fine, Jason.

Just a little tired.

You know, you never explained to us why you wanted to destroy Rhodes.

Or Friar.

You see, my father was a minister.

And there was a group of other ministers of which Rhodes and Friar were a part,

and they set him up and destroyed him.

They made him look bad in front of his whole congregation.

And within the month, he had committed suicide.

Well, you know, it took me a long time to get my power to the point where I

could destroy someone like Rhodes or people like him, and, uh... I finally

it.

So then it's, um, finally over.

Mm -hmm.

See you on leader.

More money than I've ever seen.

Oh, my God.

it's something here that you're bound to appreciate.

And I'm sure your congregation will appreciate it, too.

Just enjoy this, cocksucker.

Your days in the ministry are through.

Don't worry.

I'll take care of your flock.

Yours and Friar's, too.

And I say to you, I did not intend to touch her.

I spoke to her the gospel.

She was strong in the spirit of Satan.

My marriage.

Almost gone.

All that I held close to me was falling apart.

I pray for forgiveness.

I pray for your forgiveness.

You... Stupid fools.

Who do you think you are?

You're no different than me.

I earned it.

Every dollar.

I earned it.

You think you can buy your way into heaven with your measly pennies, dimes,

nickels and quarters and dollars and thousands of dollars? Well, you're

You're wrong.

You need someone like me.

Someone to believe in. Whether it's me or someone else, it doesn't matter.

You pick me, and I pick you.

Another con man's going to come along, and you'll give again.

Whether it's for a set of tires, a used car, or your salvation.

See, the problem with you is, you think you can buy anything.

Well, you can't buy me.

Oh, yes.

This must be the Minister Nat Hobartson.

Yes, it is. Good evening.

Oh, uh, nothing really. I, uh, just wanted to tell you that it has begun.

That's right.

The Reverend Robert Mustang Leroy, like we agreed.

Oh, don't worry.

You'll soon have all the evidence you need.

Trust me.

The Lord came down unto me and he said, Brother Sally, Brother Sally,

what I need for you to do is to purge all these ministries of the hypocrites

lead the people down that righteous road.

But I don't want you running down that road in your Converse All -Stars.

I want you to be driving a big black Mercedes Benz.

Yes, the Lord.

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