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here closing the line for the day.

I can't walk from and take them back to the store next week.

What do you mean?

Well, we've got full coffee.

Thank you.

do you do?

I open up the window to my shower and I let the boys take pictures of me. It's

called camming.

So sweet. That's not how it works.

Who am I kidding?

That's great, Em. I really hope one day you become a big cam star.

Yeah, one day I will be famous and I'll have hundreds of followers outside my

window.

I'm going to need a bigger window.

What did you do last night?

And then I stopped by the retirement home.

Let's see what's on TV.

It's T -Bone, the father of this little army.

Let's find out.

Dick Blocker here with breaking news. A supernatural tornado has sprung up in a

local trailer park.

With more on the news, here's Amy at the edge of that tornado.

Amy?

Oh my god!

Is that a tornado in the trailer park? Shouldn't we hide?

Girls, you've got nothing to worry about. This ain't a trailer park. This

mobile home estate.

Yeah, yeah, Dick's been bad.

He has a real dirty diaper.

Oh, thank you, Amy, and that's a very touching story.

In totally unrelated news, it seems that super hot half -naked women have been

dropping out of the sky. Not only are they super hot and half -naked, it seems

all they want to do is just have sex.

We'll have more on that later.

Well, as soon as I can get outside.

In the meantime, we'll return you to your regularly scheduled program, even

though you've missed all the good parts.

in a tornado.

That's ridiculous.

This is the most ridiculous movie I've ever seen.

Oh my god. That guy got fucked up.

This could never actually happen in real life.

Whoa, where did you come from?

I don't know.

It must have been some kind of economy flight.

Do you see my hair?

Were you watching TV?

Is T -Bone the father?

No, I'm not watching TV.

I'm watching this crazy movie.

Say, you're not a shark, are you?

You didn't come here to eat me or anything?

I think you have that backwards.

Fucking Scout.

Thank you.

I just fell from the fucking sky.

Yes.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

because you feel so perfect.

Oh, yeah.

You feel like I'm over the clock?

Yeah. It makes me wet.

I do. It's so fucking hot.

My tight little pussy.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want to cum all over my face.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, get down.

is full of surprises.

Hey, can I borrow your TV?

I want to find out what happens to T -Bone.

Sure.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

It's been a little fucking, fucking, yeah.

Lucy, Lucy, look at me

Oh yeah.

Thank you.

Oh yeah, why don't you go down there and suck on that cock, baby. Go down there

and suck on that cock. Oh yeah.

Turn around for me. Turn around for me.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah.

Fucking good.

Thank you.

Look at that ass with my hand prints on it. Oh, yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh fuck.

Fucking cock, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me see. Let me see.

Oh,

fuck. Yeah, yeah. Get over my fucking big ass fucking cock. Yeah, now fuck

Yeah. Yeah, jam it down that fucking throat as you come over.

Fucking yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Use both those hands. Use both those fucking hands.

Get on your back.

What time is it?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, this fucking tornado.

Oh my god, I gotta call Nora.

Come on.

I wanna get on the fucking phone.

Nora,

oh my god, oh my god, did you hear this tornado come to the trip?

Yeah, sure, I get it.

Yeah, you guys can come.

Alright.

Yeah, big storm.

Alright, I'll see you guys on Monday.

There's gotta be someone I can call.

It's my birthday.

Boobs. Wait, boobs?

Holy shit, boobs.

Those guys.

Now I get it. Big Storm?

That's what I call you, right? Big Storm?

I mean, if you want to, but all my friends, they call me Eden, and... Are

having a party?

I love parties! Can I come?

Of course you can. That's why you're here, right?

Wait, are those guys in the bushes out there? Are they filming or something? Am

I being filmed?

Um, there's no one else that I know of. I mean, if other people would have been

on the plane...

I would have had him shut a window because it's, like, super windy up

Well, of course you can come.

Really? Oh, my gosh. Well, your trailer is, like, super nice, but do you have to

turn off the refrigerator to run the TV? Because, like, I didn't even have my

trailer. But, I mean, like, if you're having a party, like, why don't you have

any presents?

Everyone bailed, so it's just me tonight.

But, I mean, that's why you're here, right?

You're my present?

I mean, you can wrap me up. if you want to.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Bye.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. This

fucking birthday.

Do you like that?

Yeah. That's right.

How's that taste?

So.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Nice and pink wrapped around my cup.

You like that cup inside of you? Yeah, I do.

It feels like it's stretching me out.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Just like that.

I don't think you're going to have luck like that though.

I'm pretty lucky.

We'll see.

Thank you.

That feels so good.

This is new.

Never seen this before.

Oh.

Oh.

This fucking view is so good.

Your vagina looks so hot from here.

That's sick.

Bye.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Fucking take it. It's right here for you.

That's right.

That's right. Fuck.

Pretty test.

Open up.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck,

that was such a good birthday present.

Surprise!

Now, do we need to do that refrigerator thing?

Let's just watch TV.

Hey, George. What happened to you?

Nothing.

Okay, cool, cool.

Okay, so here's the deal.

Half -naked girl just fell out of the sky and into my pool, and apparently all

she wants to do is have sex with me.

I'm going to need to make a clear choice here that I'm definitely not going to

regret later.

So I can either, A, call the cops and lock myself inside until they show up,

B.

Firmly, but carefully escort her off the property and go to work.

Or C.

Take her inside and try and hit that and get some pictures of those tits,

because come on, my bros are never going to believe this.

We should get you inside where I can tell you off and you can rinse off.

Oh.

Right over here.

um wow so

Always go with option C.

So good.

Wow.

Thank you.

That was quick.

Thank you.

You get so wet, don't you?

Yeah.

I just had a craving for it.

And you.

Thank you.

This knee?

No, just the knee.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Ready for more?

Yeah.

I hope it's right there.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck it. I mean...

Yeah.

That's right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't know where you came from.

Yeah, definitely.

Always go with option C.

Do you have a TV?

I have to find out why I have my TV on.