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Happy New Year! 4 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:57,208 The planetary meeting can now begin. 5 00:04:57,291 --> 00:04:59,000 We need rye! 6 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:01,125 Who wants wheat? 7 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:04,333 We need soy beans! 8 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:08,958 -We have lots of dried fruit. -Yes. 9 00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:10,166 How much? 10 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:11,708 Two months' worth. 11 00:05:12,541 --> 00:05:14,166 Medicine! 12 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,000 There's not enough for everyone. 13 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:21,250 Who wants wool? 14 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,083 Ancement! 15 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:27,500 How many knives need to be forged? 16 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:29,166 Seventeen. 17 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:30,250 Schools? 18 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:33,625 Amos died. We need a new telepathy teacher. 19 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,250 Okay, I'll come. 20 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:36,625 A listening teacher? 21 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:39,500 I'll do it until my daughter gives birth. 22 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:41,416 Weddings? 23 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:55,916 Now the deaths: Ataya died at the age of 255, Zechar at 248, 24 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:01,583 Aramo at 265, Caletta at 272. They all died happy and wise. 25 00:06:01,666 --> 00:06:05,750 But Amil died young. He was 143. 26 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,500 In an accident. 27 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:09,625 A landslide. Are you okay, Mila? 28 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:12,125 The kids are helping me through. 29 00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:14,333 Now for the trips. 30 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:19,208 We should send someone to Earth. It's been 200 years. 31 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,250 Who wants to go to Earth? 32 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:26,500 And to Narvos? 33 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:30,250 Only ten of you can go. 34 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:31,375 To Earth? 35 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:35,916 To Kristo? 36 00:06:36,958 --> 00:06:40,083 Only 23 of you can go to Kristo. 37 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,916 Who wants to go to Earth? 38 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:45,916 No one for Earth? 39 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:48,416 What do we do? 40 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,416 As usual, we don't go. 41 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:54,208 It's been 200 years. We really should send someone. 42 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:55,416 What for? 43 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:59,125 Just to gather information and see what we can do. 44 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:00,041 No. 45 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:03,208 We can learn things from other planets, 46 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:04,750 but not from Earth! 47 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,958 They're behind, but that's no reason. 48 00:07:07,041 --> 00:07:07,875 Dangerous too! 49 00:07:07,958 --> 00:07:08,958 Someone can go 50 00:07:09,041 --> 00:07:11,791 with a disconnection program so they can progress. 51 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:12,958 Maybe they have! 52 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:14,375 Don't count on it! 53 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:17,958 Osam is the only living person who's been there. 54 00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:20,166 But he's on Narvos… 55 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:22,541 I'm here! Didn't you see me? 56 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:24,875 I got back two months ago. 57 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:28,750 I didn't see you! So how was Earth when you left? 58 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,000 It's so long ago… 59 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:34,625 Mila's father and I went. We landed in Paris, France. 60 00:07:34,708 --> 00:07:37,291 They'd just waged a revolution. 61 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:39,875 Something good. They began a Republic. 62 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:43,500 But it turned sour. They named an Emperor. 63 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:45,916 "Napoléon" or something. 64 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,458 A megalomaniac who massacred people in stupid wars. 65 00:07:49,541 --> 00:07:51,750 Then the kings came back. 66 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:56,458 They started regressing seriously: chiefs and presidents… 67 00:07:56,541 --> 00:07:59,208 We were re-matriated and I lost track. 68 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:00,625 Was life hard there? 69 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:05,375 I'll say! Survival of the fittest, oppressed women, massacres… 70 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,958 They were in for centuries of chaos! 71 00:08:08,041 --> 00:08:09,958 They were still using money! 72 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:12,791 We hid some gold in case we ever returned. 73 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:14,500 What's "money"? 74 00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:22,500 You can't have anything without money. 75 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:24,166 -Even food? -Especially! 76 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:26,500 If you don't eat, you die! 77 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:28,833 They don't care. No money, no nothing! 78 00:08:28,916 --> 00:08:31,666 Do you think they still use money? 79 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,916 No, I seriously doubt it. 80 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,416 We left at the start of the industrial age. 81 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,375 What's that? 82 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:40,250 We also had it 3,000 years ago. 83 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:43,750 Competition, bookkeeping, mass production of useless objects, 84 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:48,375 war, nuclear arms and energy, incurable diseases - prehistory! 85 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:51,250 Last year my brother dreamt about Earth. 86 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:55,458 A place where women wore veils and couldn't drive cars. 87 00:08:55,541 --> 00:08:58,041 Do you think they still have cars? 88 00:08:58,125 --> 00:08:59,625 What are cars? 89 00:09:14,791 --> 00:09:18,458 I never saw any. They didn't have them yet. 90 00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:21,791 We also had cars during our industrial age. 91 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:23,541 We studied them in archeology: 92 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:26,958 tin boxes that move when you sit in them. 93 00:09:27,041 --> 00:09:29,083 Millions of people died! 94 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:30,541 In car accidents! 95 00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:34,625 In 200 years, they must have got rid of cars. 96 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,250 And hierarchies. 97 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:39,458 Hierarchies are incredible there. 98 00:09:39,541 --> 00:09:42,375 Everyone's a chief, everyone's above someone else. 99 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:45,666 Men above women, city folk above country folk, 100 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:49,083 adults above children, humans above animals. 101 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:51,375 -Then there are races. -Races? 102 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:55,166 Earth is huge. The continents drifted apart. 103 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:59,458 Different kinds of humans evolved in different places. 104 00:09:59,541 --> 00:10:04,000 When they met, the degenerate ones thought they were the best. 105 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:06,708 They massacred lots of people and now they rule. 106 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:12,333 We're lucky: one race, one climate, one evolution. 107 00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:15,708 We can't ignore them because they're unlucky! 108 00:10:15,791 --> 00:10:19,625 We're not exactly swamped with messages from them! 109 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:21,666 They can't communicate! 110 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:27,791 I bet they still bang on computers and use a tenth of their brains. 111 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:30,833 Their brains must be as tiny as sheep turd. 112 00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:33,000 Let them evolve on their own. 113 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,916 Yanking on lettuce won't make it grow faster. 114 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,291 But we can fertilize their lettuce. 115 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:40,583 We can go disconnect a select few. 116 00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,333 Any volunteers? 117 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:45,791 Just one person, one brave heart! 118 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,708 Excuse me, I'd like to go. 119 00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:50,000 Are you crazy? 120 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,000 You want to? 121 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,250 No she doesn't! 122 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:53,333 Yes, I do! 123 00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:55,000 Are you out of your mind? 124 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,166 Yes or no, Mila? 125 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:58,125 -No! -Yes! 126 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:22,000 Now you have the European language program. 127 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,166 We've got most of them. 128 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,875 We'll try to land you in Paris. 129 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:27,500 You have two disconnection programs. 130 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,583 -The light one, nothing to do? -No, it's routine. 131 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:32,791 Whoever you talk to will get shaken up. 132 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,750 -And the other one? -Do this. 133 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:37,458 Right? 134 00:11:37,541 --> 00:11:39,458 Be careful how you use it. 135 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:40,833 They'll go haywire. 136 00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:42,541 And speak their minds. 137 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,125 And progress light-years! 138 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,666 -And freak out! -OK. 139 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,875 For more programs, call us. 140 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,291 Disconnect some of them then come back. 141 00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,208 Mila! 142 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,791 I made you some shoes. 143 00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:58,791 They hurt like hell, so I used lambskin. 144 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:01,583 Here's a dress too. 145 00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:04,833 The style is called "Empire" because of Napoléon. 146 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:08,708 -Thank you. -And a hat too. 147 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:12,833 Does it matter if I don't take the hat? 148 00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:16,500 It's up to you. Why do you want to go there? 149 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,000 Did your father talk? 150 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,458 Just before he died. 151 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:21,583 What did he say? 152 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:25,916 That he once loved an Earthling who died having his baby. 153 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:30,375 That the baby was me and that you two smuggled me here. 154 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,041 Did you tell anyone? 155 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,458 Not a soul. 156 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,125 Why didn't you tell them? 157 00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:38,125 They may have sent you back. 158 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,000 Chased me away? 159 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:42,291 No one likes Earthlings here. 160 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,166 What a bunch of… racists! 161 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,625 Earthlings are no picnic. 162 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,500 I was just a baby. 163 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:52,541 Underdeveloped people are hard to swallow! 164 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:53,458 Thanks a lot. 165 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,875 Not you. You're like us now. 166 00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:03,583 My sons are on to us. They're telepathic wizz-kids. 167 00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:04,583 Like you. 168 00:13:05,291 --> 00:13:06,916 What was my mother like? 169 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:11,166 Like your daughters. She was funny. He adored her. 170 00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:15,125 What's she saying? 171 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:18,416 I can't hear. She's scrambling her waves. 172 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:21,166 Something about our grandmother. 173 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,166 Really? 174 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,458 And she's angry with racists… 175 00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:27,583 Really? 176 00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:31,791 There'll be no trace. 200 years is eight generations for them. 177 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:36,750 It's the middle of my life. I need to know my mother's origins. 178 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,458 When will you be back? 179 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:43,416 Soon. Do their telepathy homework with them. 180 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,041 And they can't pig out on the cherries. 181 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,958 Can we sleep at the neighbor's? 182 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,166 If you don't party all night. 183 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:53,375 Can I swim out far in the lake all alone? 184 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,500 No, not alone. Only with Mesaje. 185 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,708 -Watch them. -Don't worry. 186 00:13:58,791 --> 00:14:00,375 Why are you going there? 187 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,583 To know where I come from. 188 00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:40,125 Such big trees! 189 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,500 They're beautiful! 190 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,291 What's this gray stuff on the ground? 191 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,875 Don't they have soil? 192 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,083 How do they grow plants? 193 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:08,958 What's that? 194 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,541 It's a turd! 195 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,333 Another one! 196 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,583 Don't they have toilets? 197 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,708 Good thing I have my shoes! 198 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,166 There's someone in there. 199 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,500 I'll try my language program. 200 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:32,458 Hello, do you understand what I'm saying? 201 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,000 I said I don't speak English! 202 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,500 -Do you understand this? -I don't understand. 203 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:48,833 Hi! How are you? 204 00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:53,125 And now can you understand me? 205 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:54,375 Are you making fun of me? 206 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:55,708 That's it! 207 00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:59,708 What language is spoken here? German? French? Spanish? 208 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:04,041 Are you crazy? All dressed up for the bag lady's ball? 209 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:08,333 I work! I have no time to chat with crackpots like you! 210 00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:10,875 Thank you, madam. Goodbye. 211 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:16,958 One tough lady! And she's not wearing an Empire dress! 212 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,208 Nicole… 213 00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:48,208 What are you doing? 214 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:51,500 These cakes are three weeks old. 215 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:12,833 Can you tell me what country we're in? 216 00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:14,458 We're in France. 217 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,625 Great! And the name of the city? 218 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,333 -What city? -This one. 219 00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:20,333 What do you mean? 220 00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:22,000 What city is this? 221 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,291 Are you making fun of me? It's Paris! 222 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:27,833 Sorry, I didn't know. Thank you, sir. 223 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,833 Dammit. 224 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,125 I've had enough of this. 225 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,875 And there we go! 226 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,791 The air! 227 00:18:58,041 --> 00:19:00,583 This must be pollution! 228 00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:01,833 It hurts! 229 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,625 I need some water to call home. 230 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,333 Not one Empire dress in sight! 231 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,875 I'm the height of fashion in this outfit! 232 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,916 All these cars! 233 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,416 And the noise! 234 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:20,083 They don't seem to mind it. 235 00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,708 Those things must be their houses. 236 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:28,708 Poor people! Squeezed inside with all this noise! 237 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,041 What beautiful trees! 238 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:34,541 What's in all those bags? 239 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,875 Why do they all have bags? 240 00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:40,333 They're so pallid. They look sick. 241 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:42,791 Stomach problems… 242 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,791 Stomach… 243 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,750 Heart… liver… 244 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:50,541 Stomach… 245 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,000 How odd… 246 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:55,625 Scrap metal on their ears and necks. 247 00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:59,333 Some sort of primitive worship. 248 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:03,083 To think I never took archeology seriously! 249 00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:06,166 Archeology sure could come in handy now. 250 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:14,666 There's some soil. 251 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,541 Why do they keep their soil in there? 252 00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,833 What's that? 253 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,625 A cadaver exhibition! 254 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,916 He cut off a piece for the lady. 255 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,791 Excuse me, madam, what did you take? 256 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:40,958 Nothing! 257 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:42,041 In there. 258 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:43,750 My meat. 259 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:45,416 What for? 260 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,750 To eat. 261 00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:49,500 Are you a carnivore? 262 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,333 Are you making fun of me? 263 00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:56,291 Can I ask you one other thing? 264 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:59,333 Was that money? That square thing? 265 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,083 Square thing? 266 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:02,666 What you gave him. 267 00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,750 I paid for my meat. 268 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:08,333 Money! So you still pay… 269 00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,708 I mean, for everything. 270 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,166 No money, no nothing. 271 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,958 Poor me… they didn't get rid of money. 272 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,750 Where is all their water? 273 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:55,083 I should have come across a stream by now. 274 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:56,875 This isn't a desert. 275 00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,416 If there are trees, there's water. 276 00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:01,791 Excuse me, sir… 277 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:05,125 I'm not making fun of you. Can you tell me 278 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:07,208 where I can find water? 279 00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:08,750 Making fun of me? 280 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,666 I'm serious in asking where there's water. 281 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,083 What do you mean? 282 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,500 Water… to drink. 283 00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:18,333 And to soak my feet. 284 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,833 You're making fun of me! 285 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:21,750 I swear I'm not! 286 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:23,083 There's a café. 287 00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,625 A café. 288 00:22:25,708 --> 00:22:27,625 There's water in cafés? 289 00:22:28,541 --> 00:22:30,375 You are making fun of me. 290 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,458 We must define water differently. 291 00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:53,333 What's that? 292 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,125 There's some water! 293 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,916 What do they put in it? 294 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,666 Can you hear me? 295 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:41,583 It's Mila. 296 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:09,166 I'm pretty good. Yeah, I landed in Paris. 297 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,833 Right on target! 298 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,458 They have trees! 299 00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:14,708 Beautiful ones! 300 00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:16,166 Osam, are you there? 301 00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:20,791 Can you tell me where you hid your gold? 302 00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:23,958 I have a problem. They still use money. 303 00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:24,958 No. 304 00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:27,500 No money, no nothing. 305 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:29,833 Where? 306 00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:32,583 A huge hangar… 307 00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:36,041 with lots of chairs and colorful windows? 308 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:37,833 What? 309 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:42,583 Notre Dame? 310 00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:44,666 Is that thing still around? 311 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:50,708 What a pretty hangar! 312 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:54,458 It would be nicer with trees though. 313 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:59,625 I don't believe it! He's one of our guys! 314 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:03,750 The one we sent here 2,000 years ago and who got crucified! 315 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:05,125 It's Jesus! 316 00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:09,250 It sends chills up my spine. 317 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:40,291 What are you doing? 318 00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:43,041 I'm taking gold. 319 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,291 What for? 320 00:25:44,916 --> 00:25:46,291 To buy food with. 321 00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:47,375 Is it money? 322 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:48,750 No, it's gold. 323 00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:51,208 I have money. Look. 324 00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:53,666 That square thing again! 325 00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:56,125 I can buy lots of candy. 326 00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:01,041 If I give you one of these, 327 00:26:01,791 --> 00:26:03,791 can I have your food? I'm hungry. 328 00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:07,416 Give me three. They're not worth much. 329 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,541 Really? 330 00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:10,416 My bill's worth more! 331 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:12,500 I see. 332 00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:16,416 Finally someone I can have a nice talk with. 333 00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:21,416 Do you know who he is? 334 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,083 He's Jesus! 335 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:27,458 You know him. Do you know why he's there? 336 00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:29,125 His birthday is Christmas. 337 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:30,625 Oh yeah? 338 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:33,875 I got a gun and a racing car for Christmas. 339 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,166 Loic, come here! 340 00:26:37,458 --> 00:26:38,500 Now I get it. 341 00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:42,958 Crucify someone and you get a gun and a car. 342 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,000 Where did you get this? 343 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:18,250 Now I know why they look so sick. 344 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:21,625 This stuff tears up your insides! 345 00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:27,500 I need to find a solution. 346 00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:34,541 Hello? 347 00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:38,375 Can you hear me? 348 00:27:57,416 --> 00:27:59,166 The woman I could get with this! 349 00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:15,958 I found the gold, but it's worthless. 350 00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:19,416 "Bills" are what counts now. 351 00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:23,625 I saw a statue of Jesus, crucified. 352 00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:25,083 They got him good! 353 00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:28,041 The food and drink situation is terrible. 354 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,000 Everything makes me sick. 355 00:28:30,791 --> 00:28:34,208 You better hook me up on the baby-exchange program. 356 00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:36,666 They must have babies here. 357 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:38,500 Okay, go ahead. 358 00:28:40,791 --> 00:28:42,291 There! Thanks! 359 00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:48,000 Hold on! What are those killer duds? 360 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:48,916 Duds? 361 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,541 Fucking nice fabric! I never saw fabric so nice! 362 00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:54,708 What kind of fabric is it? 363 00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:58,166 Half shag carpet, half biodegradable cardboard! 364 00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:00,541 New Age to die for! 365 00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:04,958 And what amazing shoes! I'd kill for fuzz-ball shoes! 366 00:29:05,041 --> 00:29:08,666 Where did you buy it all? Give me the address! 367 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:14,041 It's not nearby. Actually, it's pretty far away. You like it? 368 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:18,750 You bet! I'd kill to be Cinderella Grunge! 369 00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:23,250 If I give you my dress, will you tell me where to find babies? 370 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,375 Yeah. 371 00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:29,375 And you'll give me your… clothes? 372 00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:30,750 Sure! 373 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,041 I can feel them. 374 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:50,708 This way… 375 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,250 I'm starving! 376 00:29:58,541 --> 00:29:59,916 She's pretty! 377 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,625 Was my mother like that? 378 00:30:24,416 --> 00:30:26,500 You don't seem in great shape. 379 00:30:29,625 --> 00:30:31,416 Come, little baby. 380 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,083 We'll charge each other up. 381 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,500 You have a fever! 382 00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:03,625 I'm coming, baby. 383 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:06,125 Here's your milk. 384 00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:15,291 What are you doing? 385 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:17,583 Where am I? 386 00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:19,083 Why are you holding him? 387 00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:21,791 We're recharging each other. 388 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,375 I'm not making fun of you. 389 00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:25,291 Are you family? 390 00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:27,208 -Whose family? -You're a Serb! 391 00:31:27,791 --> 00:31:28,708 What? 392 00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:31,083 You better not have hurt him! 393 00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:32,750 But I'm helping him. 394 00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:35,583 His fever is down. He has problems. 395 00:31:35,666 --> 00:31:36,833 Problems? 396 00:31:36,916 --> 00:31:38,125 He has no mother. 397 00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:40,083 How do you know that? 398 00:31:41,416 --> 00:31:42,916 I can feel it. 399 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000 She went out to buy a paper and never came back. 400 00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:48,125 Will she? 401 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:49,750 The Serbs raped her. 402 00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:50,958 Who? 403 00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:55,666 If she goes home to Bosnia, they'll chase her and the baby away. 404 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,833 Chase her away? Like me… 405 00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:00,125 Why are you taking him? 406 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:03,458 I just came to recharge myself. 407 00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:05,250 It's the boss! 408 00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:06,458 The what? 409 00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:11,291 Still feverish? 410 00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:12,750 Yes, no, he did but… 411 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:14,500 Yes or no? 412 00:32:14,583 --> 00:32:16,458 -Not now. -And the mother? 413 00:32:16,541 --> 00:32:18,500 -No, she's not… -Who is that? 414 00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,291 I found her here. 415 00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:21,500 Why are you here? 416 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,250 Euh… no… 417 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,166 Put the baby down. 418 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:27,500 Whatever you say. 419 00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:32,083 Is this pretty baby yours? 420 00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:34,916 Have you seen her before? 421 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,500 I don't think so… 422 00:32:36,583 --> 00:32:38,625 -A friend of the mother's? -I don't know. 423 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,125 Why was she holding it? 424 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,833 I meant to… 425 00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:44,125 You can speak to me. 426 00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:45,166 Are you on duty? 427 00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:47,541 Do you always cut people off? 428 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:51,375 I beg your pardon? 429 00:32:51,458 --> 00:32:54,500 Don't beg. But are you always like this? 430 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:55,541 Like what? 431 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:58,083 Never listening. Because it's practical 432 00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:01,541 to listen to people when they talk… 433 00:33:01,625 --> 00:33:04,041 Do you know who you're speaking to? 434 00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:06,541 I'm speaking to you. 435 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:09,250 Dr. Max Marron, head of Maternity. 436 00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:11,666 You're a kind of chief. 437 00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:12,791 Yes, madam. 438 00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:15,833 That's why I can't stand him. But he's nice. 439 00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:17,791 Are you family? 440 00:33:17,875 --> 00:33:19,916 His? I guess I could be. 441 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,791 Tell his mother that… 442 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,333 He's the right one. 443 00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:26,625 Sorry, but I just arrived in France, so I don't know… 444 00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:28,750 Tell it to the cops. 445 00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,458 Sorry, I don't know the cops. 446 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:34,375 Sorry. 447 00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:39,791 I'll try disconnecting him. 448 00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:43,666 Let's scare her. Call the police. 449 00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:51,958 The pol… 450 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,083 The pol… 451 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,291 What kind of hairdo is that? 452 00:34:07,625 --> 00:34:10,625 You have such curly hair, Gerard. 453 00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:13,291 I'd never noticed. 454 00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:18,083 Mr. Max, can I have a word with you? 455 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:24,375 I'm Mila. I'm from another planet. I need your help. 456 00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:25,291 -My help? -Yes. 457 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:28,416 First, let me come here to recharge myself. 458 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,291 I can't eat your Earth food. 459 00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:32,250 You have to eat. 460 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:36,041 But holding a baby for a few hours recharges me for two to three days. 461 00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:38,250 It helps them too. 462 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:41,791 And I need your guidance for disconnecting. 463 00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:43,000 Disconnecting, sure. 464 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,375 It's best if I stay at your place. 465 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:47,291 My place? 466 00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:51,041 I take up no room. Can I sleep outdoors? 467 00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:53,000 There's a balcony. 468 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,833 I'll sleep in it. 469 00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:57,750 Max, we have to finish rounds. 470 00:34:57,833 --> 00:34:59,958 You have two deliveries underway. 471 00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:03,333 Two deliveries? I never could deliver babies. 472 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:04,916 What? 473 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,375 You should deliver them. You're the midwife. 474 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:12,041 -What? -I can't deliver. I can't do anything. 475 00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:15,500 I perfuse, I inject, I pull, I push, 476 00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:18,791 I trigger, I cut, I measure and monitor, 477 00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:21,375 I can epidural and caesarian, 478 00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:23,291 but I can't deliver babies. 479 00:35:23,791 --> 00:35:26,916 I've never looked or listened or waited. 480 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,291 Out of fear, I've butted in where I don't belong, 481 00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:33,500 because I can't give birth, you see? 482 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:35,916 -No. -Yes, you do. 483 00:35:36,625 --> 00:35:39,125 You do it better than me. 484 00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:42,166 Tell me all about it! 485 00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:47,750 Hi, Mrs Dagnan. 486 00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:49,125 Hello. 487 00:35:53,958 --> 00:35:55,333 How's life? 488 00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:58,041 I'm banged up below, 489 00:35:58,125 --> 00:35:59,500 but I'm fine. 490 00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:01,125 Does it hurt a lot? 491 00:36:01,208 --> 00:36:04,875 It could be worse, but it's a little… 492 00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:07,208 Please tell me what it's like… 493 00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:09,291 -When it comes out? -Yes. 494 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:13,375 It's as if there's… a plate of spaghetti 495 00:36:13,458 --> 00:36:16,333 that's sucked out of you. You see? 496 00:36:16,416 --> 00:36:17,583 Really? 497 00:36:17,666 --> 00:36:20,166 -Then the pain stops. -Yes. 498 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:22,916 Then they put the baby on your belly 499 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,125 and you feel its weight, but outside now. 500 00:36:26,208 --> 00:36:27,208 Yes. 501 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:30,166 And that's something that… 502 00:36:45,416 --> 00:36:46,958 Here's the balcony. 503 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:49,875 -Will it do? -Just fine. 504 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:51,541 Thank you so much. 505 00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:55,166 That must be my wife. 506 00:36:57,833 --> 00:36:58,958 Hello. 507 00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:02,833 Florence, this is Mila. 508 00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:05,291 She'll be staying in the balcony. 509 00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:06,416 What? 510 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:07,958 I take up no room, don't eat, 511 00:37:08,041 --> 00:37:10,708 but I need water. Do you have any? 512 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,291 -Water? -In the kitchen. 513 00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:15,041 The bathroom… 514 00:37:15,125 --> 00:37:17,041 Can I see the bath? 515 00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:21,083 -There. -Great! 516 00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:23,291 There's no water in the fountain? 517 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,500 Where? 518 00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:25,500 There. 519 00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:26,750 The bathtub? 520 00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,208 There's no water? 521 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:30,125 You have to fill it. 522 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:32,625 Yes… and how do you do that? 523 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:33,916 Turn on the water. 524 00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:36,375 How? 525 00:37:36,458 --> 00:37:37,791 With the faucets. 526 00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:40,958 Hot water and cold water. 527 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:42,541 I see. 528 00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:45,625 Cold water is fine. 529 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:47,541 Thanks a lot. 530 00:37:51,041 --> 00:37:52,791 You have to plug it. 531 00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:54,291 Plug what? 532 00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:56,083 The bathtub. 533 00:37:56,583 --> 00:37:58,708 Yes… plug the bathtub. 534 00:38:09,541 --> 00:38:11,291 What's this all about? 535 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,041 I don't know. 536 00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:16,583 What do you mean? 537 00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:18,875 I don't know anything anymore. 538 00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:22,708 I found babies. I feel better. I have water. 539 00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:24,875 I disconnected one of them. 540 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:27,708 Who touched my walkman? I'm sick of this! 541 00:38:27,791 --> 00:38:28,666 What happened? 542 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:31,000 The sound's all warbled! 543 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:35,625 I'm fed up! You let Sophie play with my things! 544 00:38:39,291 --> 00:38:43,416 What now? She screwed up the TV! Sophie! 545 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:44,708 What? 546 00:38:44,791 --> 00:38:47,291 Never touch my walkman or the TV! 547 00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:49,291 -I didn't. -Relax! 548 00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:52,375 You're always on her side! Maybe you did it. 549 00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:54,041 You're retarded with machines! 550 00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:57,291 Raoul, give me that walkman. 551 00:38:57,916 --> 00:38:59,208 Give it to me. 552 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:02,958 Everything's fine. Thanks again… 553 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:06,750 The TV's working. So is my walkman. 554 00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:08,458 Turn the TV off. 555 00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:10,666 Turn it off. 556 00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:25,208 What is it? 557 00:39:25,291 --> 00:39:28,166 He should get to bed early. He's tired. 558 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:32,708 He received a little disconnection wave. It shook him up. 559 00:39:32,791 --> 00:39:33,666 A what? 560 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:35,875 A little shock. 561 00:39:41,791 --> 00:39:45,666 They'll get stolen! You can't leave them there! 562 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:52,500 -Look what I've done. -What? 563 00:39:52,583 --> 00:39:55,291 They say kids mirror their parents. 564 00:39:55,375 --> 00:39:57,375 I must be a real asshole. 565 00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:00,708 You don't want a blanket? 566 00:40:00,791 --> 00:40:04,375 No, really. Thanks a lot. Goodnight. 567 00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:05,541 Goodnight. 568 00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:09,750 Dad's crazy! You know what he did? 569 00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:12,041 He threw out the TV in the street! 570 00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:15,500 He said it's time we start talking around here. 571 00:40:20,416 --> 00:40:22,750 You take in the homeless now? 572 00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:24,750 Florence, am I an asshole? 573 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,708 How so? 574 00:40:27,791 --> 00:40:31,916 A jerk who messed up his life and got everything wrong. 575 00:40:32,791 --> 00:40:35,000 Yes, without a doubt. 576 00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:36,083 Yes what? 577 00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:40,208 If ever someone got it all wrong, it's you. 578 00:40:40,291 --> 00:40:43,333 Really? Then why are you still with me? 579 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:48,416 For your bank account, honey. Legal prostitution. 580 00:40:48,916 --> 00:40:51,291 No kidding. That's the only reason? 581 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:56,333 Yes. I got it all wrong too. 582 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,541 Good morning! Did you sleep well? 583 00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:21,916 Yes, but that stuff has a strange effect on me. 584 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,250 You like to rock! 585 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:24,166 What? 586 00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:25,625 The music! 587 00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:29,708 That noise? It's nice, but I wish you'd stop it! 588 00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:30,875 Turn it off? 589 00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:31,791 Please. 590 00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:34,625 It's exhausting. 591 00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:36,333 There's no music on your planet? 592 00:41:36,416 --> 00:41:40,583 Not anymore. We have silence concerts. 593 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:42,708 Silence? 594 00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:45,250 But we had music before. 595 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:48,750 We even sent you one of our musicians. 596 00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:51,125 -A great guy, ages ago… -Yes. 597 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,833 All they sell here is music. 598 00:41:53,916 --> 00:41:55,625 You want to hear something? 599 00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:58,333 I'm listening already. 600 00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,333 Listening to what? 601 00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:02,708 These things you call discs. 602 00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:04,625 You can hear them? 603 00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:08,791 If I concentrate, I hear. You can too if you want. 604 00:42:08,875 --> 00:42:10,666 Really? 605 00:42:26,458 --> 00:42:28,791 I can make the whole store hear. 606 00:42:29,333 --> 00:42:30,708 How? 607 00:42:30,791 --> 00:42:34,791 I can hook the records into those things in here. 608 00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:37,958 With my waves. You want to hear? 609 00:42:38,041 --> 00:42:39,250 I'd like that. 610 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:41,833 This one? 611 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,833 I don't believe it! Johann Sebastian! 612 00:42:54,916 --> 00:42:58,500 He's the one we sent you! 613 00:42:58,583 --> 00:43:00,166 -Who? -Johann Sebastian! 614 00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:02,541 We still sing some of his stuff. 615 00:43:03,791 --> 00:43:05,583 This one. 616 00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:13,916 That one too, please. 617 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:26,916 Thank you. 618 00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:00,208 Can you hear anything? 619 00:44:00,291 --> 00:44:01,333 No. 620 00:44:01,416 --> 00:44:03,750 She hasn't even called yet! 621 00:44:04,291 --> 00:44:05,500 On the count of three. 622 00:44:05,583 --> 00:44:07,708 One, two, three. 623 00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:15,541 It's weird. My ears are ringing. 624 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,291 What are you doing? 625 00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:24,708 Waiting for you. 626 00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:26,833 Do you want a vase? 627 00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:29,625 -They're for you. -For me? 628 00:44:33,958 --> 00:44:35,625 There's no mending the past. 629 00:44:35,708 --> 00:44:37,250 I'm going to disappear. 630 00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:40,000 -I'm leaving myself, not you. -Yes. 631 00:44:41,458 --> 00:44:42,833 I left dinner. 632 00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:46,208 No, I'll recharge myself at the hospital. 633 00:44:46,791 --> 00:44:47,625 OK. 634 00:44:47,708 --> 00:44:48,958 Can I ask you something? 635 00:44:49,041 --> 00:44:50,000 Of course. 636 00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:53,583 Can you show me what's in your bag? 637 00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:55,833 In my bag? Of course. 638 00:44:55,916 --> 00:44:57,583 I've been wondering. 639 00:44:58,166 --> 00:44:59,666 No problem. 640 00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,958 These are for opening homes. 641 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:13,083 What's this? 642 00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:14,166 Lipstick. 643 00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:16,958 What's it for? 644 00:45:17,541 --> 00:45:20,500 You put it on your lips, like this. 645 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:24,791 Ah yes? 646 00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:27,541 On your lips. Is it medicine? 647 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:30,833 No, it's not. It's to make you look pretty. 648 00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:32,750 Ah, okay. 649 00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:34,791 To look sexy. 650 00:45:35,541 --> 00:45:36,500 Sexy? 651 00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:39,458 To be attractive… 652 00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:40,791 To whom? 653 00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:43,208 To everyone. 654 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:45,958 That must be hard. 655 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:48,416 To be loved. 656 00:45:48,916 --> 00:45:53,333 I see. It's a medicine that makes everyone love you. 657 00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:56,458 No, that's not exactly right. 658 00:45:56,541 --> 00:45:59,375 Without it, no one will love you? 659 00:46:01,166 --> 00:46:02,541 Yes, but… 660 00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:10,708 It's hard to explain. 661 00:46:10,791 --> 00:46:13,041 Did I hurt your feelings? 662 00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:15,583 No, it's nothing. 663 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,125 And this? 664 00:46:19,125 --> 00:46:20,583 They're pictures. 665 00:46:21,541 --> 00:46:24,291 Max, my parents, the kids. 666 00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:28,125 The people you love, right? 667 00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:34,416 Where's their lipstick? 668 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,125 Hello. 669 00:46:52,791 --> 00:46:54,083 Are you crying? 670 00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:55,958 What's wrong? 671 00:46:57,458 --> 00:46:58,958 They're taking him away. 672 00:46:59,041 --> 00:47:00,833 -His mother? -The DCS. 673 00:47:00,916 --> 00:47:02,291 Who's that? 674 00:47:02,375 --> 00:47:05,958 The Department of Child Services. I'll never see him again. 675 00:47:06,541 --> 00:47:07,500 Take him home. 676 00:47:07,583 --> 00:47:09,208 You're crazy! 677 00:47:09,291 --> 00:47:11,875 That's impossible. He needs papers. 678 00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:13,666 Papers? 679 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:16,041 Papers proving he exists. 680 00:47:17,041 --> 00:47:19,625 But… he exists. 681 00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:22,541 He has a brain and a heart, 682 00:47:22,625 --> 00:47:24,500 but without papers, he doesn't exist. 683 00:47:25,958 --> 00:47:28,125 My ears keep ringing. 684 00:47:30,291 --> 00:47:31,791 We'll try again tomorrow. 685 00:47:42,333 --> 00:47:44,500 Sonia! 686 00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:46,833 I have to get back to the hospital. 687 00:47:46,916 --> 00:47:50,208 We took the baby. This lady's sleeping here. 688 00:47:50,291 --> 00:47:51,958 Let me see the baby. 689 00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:55,250 -What'll we call him? -Theodore. 690 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,041 It's too old-fashioned! 691 00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,916 No, it means God gave him to us. 692 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,833 Hello, my little Theodore! 693 00:48:01,916 --> 00:48:04,333 Can she let me hold him too? 694 00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:07,458 Give Theodore to… what's your name? 695 00:48:07,541 --> 00:48:08,833 -Mila -To Mila. 696 00:48:08,916 --> 00:48:12,791 Here's his bottle. Warm it up. His diapers are there. 697 00:48:12,875 --> 00:48:14,250 Do you have a bath? 698 00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:15,916 We'll use the sink. 699 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,583 Not for him, for me. 700 00:48:17,666 --> 00:48:19,583 It was really his mother? 701 00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:21,208 Sure. I knew her. 702 00:48:21,291 --> 00:48:22,500 You let them go? 703 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:25,125 -She's the mother. -Big mistake. 704 00:48:25,791 --> 00:48:27,333 I was glad she came back. 705 00:48:27,416 --> 00:48:29,416 You knew we were picking him up. 706 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:34,041 Sonia. Sonia? 707 00:48:35,458 --> 00:48:37,208 They'll be investigating! 708 00:48:37,791 --> 00:48:39,875 Masha? She's very reliable! 709 00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:42,000 There's never been a problem! 710 00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:44,083 She said the mother came back. 711 00:48:44,166 --> 00:48:45,666 Then it's the truth. 712 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:48,083 No, it's not. 713 00:48:48,166 --> 00:48:51,625 The mother was tracked down by a refugee service. 714 00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:55,250 She didn't pick her baby up. She abandoned it. 715 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:56,458 So where is it? 716 00:49:06,333 --> 00:49:07,208 Finally! 717 00:49:07,291 --> 00:49:09,375 -How are you? -Fine, and you? 718 00:49:09,458 --> 00:49:11,125 Great. How's Earth? 719 00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:14,500 Lots of cars and turds and lousy food! 720 00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:16,250 Can I have a look? 721 00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:19,083 I'll try to send you an image. 722 00:49:19,166 --> 00:49:20,500 Wait, someone's coming! 723 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:21,750 Yes, come in. 724 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:24,250 I'm soaking my feet. 725 00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:26,666 I need something for the baby. 726 00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:28,833 Wow! She's gorgeous! 727 00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:31,875 -Mom, who's that? -Who? 728 00:49:31,958 --> 00:49:33,208 The girl who just left. 729 00:49:33,291 --> 00:49:35,000 Masha. I'm at her place. 730 00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,208 Put me on. 731 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:41,083 Hi, Mom. Can I see too? 732 00:49:41,166 --> 00:49:42,916 Hold on, I'll try. 733 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,791 Sorry. This is dirty. 734 00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:47,833 Wow! She's gorgeous! 735 00:49:47,916 --> 00:49:49,208 I'm almost done. 736 00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,083 Mom, who was that? 737 00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:55,166 Sonia, Masha's sister. Put on the kids. 738 00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:56,750 -Hi, mom. -Hi, mom. 739 00:49:58,791 --> 00:50:01,291 What's wrong? It was just working! 740 00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:03,208 She's talking to herself. 741 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:06,541 She's bananas. It's working again. 742 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:08,583 I'm finished. 743 00:50:09,166 --> 00:50:11,083 What's going on? 744 00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:14,291 Something's wrong. They're zeroing in on us. 745 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:17,458 They're close. Go hide with the baby. 746 00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:18,916 -Who? -I don't know. 747 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,166 They want the baby! Hide! 748 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,750 -Where? -Go up the staircase! 749 00:50:24,708 --> 00:50:25,750 Let's go. 750 00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:41,000 Masha Vierna? 751 00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:42,166 She moved out. 752 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:43,708 Really? Since when? 753 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,583 Since I moved in. 754 00:50:45,666 --> 00:50:46,541 When was that? 755 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,041 Six months ago. 756 00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:51,000 We were given this address. 757 00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:52,333 Who are you? 758 00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:55,833 The DCS. We're looking for a missing baby. 759 00:50:55,916 --> 00:50:57,375 What baby? 760 00:50:57,458 --> 00:50:58,500 What's your name? 761 00:50:58,583 --> 00:50:59,666 Mila. 762 00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:00,750 Mrs. Mila? 763 00:51:00,833 --> 00:51:04,083 Yes, Mila… Mrs. Mila… 764 00:51:05,458 --> 00:51:06,416 Do you have a baby? 765 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:07,958 No, I don't. 766 00:51:08,041 --> 00:51:11,125 -Isn't that a box of diapers? -What? 767 00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:14,041 -The diapers! -That's a box of diapers there. 768 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:16,625 I have diapers? 769 00:51:16,708 --> 00:51:18,208 On the chair. 770 00:51:18,291 --> 00:51:21,625 Oh that. Those are… 771 00:51:21,708 --> 00:51:22,666 Diapers. 772 00:51:23,541 --> 00:51:25,041 If you say so… 773 00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:25,958 And the baby? 774 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,166 No baby. There are diapers, but… 775 00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:29,791 They usually go together. 776 00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:32,041 -Ah, really? -Thank you, ma'am. 777 00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:51,500 They'll be back! I'm done for! How dumb of me! 778 00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:53,125 I may go to jail! 779 00:51:53,208 --> 00:51:54,458 Let's take him back. 780 00:51:54,541 --> 00:51:56,666 They'll put him in an orphanage! 781 00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:09,583 -Hey… -What? 782 00:52:10,375 --> 00:52:12,416 How about going to the Louvre? 783 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,541 Why? 784 00:52:13,625 --> 00:52:16,333 I hear it's full of babies. 785 00:52:16,416 --> 00:52:17,416 Really? 786 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:18,916 Please, Osam. 787 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,583 We won't give you away! 788 00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:22,250 But everyone will know. 789 00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:24,083 We're dying to go! 790 00:52:24,166 --> 00:52:29,291 We decide on trips as a planet. You can't go on your own. 791 00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:30,708 Help us! 792 00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:32,708 Why do you want to go? 793 00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:34,375 We saw two Earth girls! 794 00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:35,916 When Mom called. 795 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,750 Two girls? 796 00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:39,833 What did you whisper to Mom? 797 00:52:39,916 --> 00:52:42,875 Her mother was an Earthling. 798 00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:45,375 -Really? -Really? 799 00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:48,208 See? We need to visit grandma's planet! 800 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:54,791 We have a problem. We need to live here for a while. 801 00:52:54,875 --> 00:52:56,333 We have a baby. 802 00:52:56,416 --> 00:52:58,000 You stole the baby? 803 00:52:58,083 --> 00:52:59,916 The DCS is looking for it. 804 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:00,958 Oh, my God! 805 00:53:13,541 --> 00:53:14,916 Closing time! 806 00:53:21,833 --> 00:53:24,083 These are for the turds. 807 00:53:25,416 --> 00:53:26,375 Thank you. 808 00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:28,000 What if she calls? 809 00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,666 Tell her the kids are fine and we left. 810 00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:33,000 She'll yell at me! 811 00:53:33,083 --> 00:53:34,208 Say it's our fault. 812 00:53:34,291 --> 00:53:37,708 I can't guarantee you'll land on target. 813 00:53:37,791 --> 00:53:39,166 It doesn't matter. 814 00:54:08,416 --> 00:54:10,666 Where did she see tons of cars? 815 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:13,791 And trees with big green leaves? 816 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:15,166 It's not bad. 817 00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:17,541 There's not much water, but it's nice. 818 00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:28,333 There are no turds. 819 00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:31,250 It's not exactly jam-packed. 820 00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:41,125 I can hear something. 821 00:54:42,958 --> 00:54:44,708 It's like a song. 822 00:54:44,791 --> 00:54:45,958 Ah, yes. 823 00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:48,541 The two of us are from another planet. 824 00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:52,541 We'd love to. Okay, toward the setting sun. 825 00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:55,250 They're really nice! 826 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:59,000 They invited us to dinner! They seem great! 827 00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:01,125 They're amazing at telepathy. 828 00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:02,875 Mom must be senile. 829 00:55:37,958 --> 00:55:38,916 What's that? 830 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,500 You threw ours away, so a friend lent me his! 831 00:55:42,583 --> 00:55:43,708 Turn it off. 832 00:55:44,916 --> 00:55:48,291 This TV is ruining you! You've become a zombie! 833 00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:49,958 It's not the TV's fault! 834 00:55:50,041 --> 00:55:51,208 Then whose is it? 835 00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:54,583 Excuse me, can I watch that square thing? 836 00:55:54,666 --> 00:55:55,791 What thing? 837 00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:57,583 -That. -The TV? 838 00:55:57,666 --> 00:55:59,916 I've never seen one before. 839 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,458 Raoul can show me how it works. 840 00:56:02,541 --> 00:56:03,708 If you want. 841 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,375 How will you fight unemployment? 842 00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:12,083 Our motto is: "Let's make jobs!" 843 00:56:12,166 --> 00:56:14,833 Jobs, jobs and more jobs! 844 00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:18,541 Any damn job, as long as 845 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:21,125 we can keep stuffing our pockets! 846 00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:24,125 -I have an idea for a new job! -Really? What? 847 00:56:24,208 --> 00:56:26,458 It's easy! Raw material galore! 848 00:56:26,541 --> 00:56:27,750 -Cheap? -Free! 849 00:56:27,833 --> 00:56:29,083 -Everyone can do it? -Everyone. 850 00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:30,041 Even the unemployed? 851 00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:35,083 You need no qualifications! You'll boost statistics sky-high! 852 00:56:35,166 --> 00:56:37,125 -What is it? -Shit eaters! 853 00:56:37,208 --> 00:56:38,166 -Shit eaters? -Yes. 854 00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:40,458 -Shit eaters? -Yes. 855 00:56:40,541 --> 00:56:42,833 -It costs nothing. -Anyone can do it! 856 00:56:42,916 --> 00:56:45,416 The unemployed do it already. 857 00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:47,583 But… what's the use? 858 00:56:48,166 --> 00:56:49,333 None! 859 00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:50,791 So? 860 00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:53,708 What do we care? It boosts statistics! 861 00:56:53,791 --> 00:56:56,750 -How? -What do we care? It boosts statistics! 862 00:56:56,833 --> 00:56:59,708 -That's true. -We'll make shit-eating appealing! 863 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,416 I own an ad company. 864 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,583 They eat shit. We pay them 865 00:57:03,666 --> 00:57:06,375 with their own taxes! Life goes on! 866 00:57:06,458 --> 00:57:07,291 I like it! 867 00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:11,291 They get welfare! They can't expect useful jobs too! 868 00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:13,041 Who do they think they are? 869 00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:15,083 A guy in a meeting told me 870 00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:17,583 that cleaning up the planet 871 00:57:17,666 --> 00:57:20,375 would generate 500 years of work! 872 00:57:20,458 --> 00:57:23,791 Is he crazy? That would spell catastrophe! 873 00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:25,916 Might as well change society! 874 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:30,041 If everyone had to be useful, we'd be the first to go! 875 00:57:30,125 --> 00:57:31,375 Help! Help! 876 00:57:31,458 --> 00:57:34,666 No changes! Let them eat shit! 877 00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:36,166 -You bums, get to work! -Get to work! 878 00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:37,416 That's funny! 879 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:39,125 What the hell is this? 880 00:57:39,208 --> 00:57:40,291 Shit eaters! 881 01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:27,500 My ears are ringing again. 882 01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:33,666 There she is! 883 01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:36,791 Hi, Mom! How are you doing? 884 01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:37,958 We're great! 885 01:00:38,041 --> 01:00:39,208 How are the kids? 886 01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:42,541 We can't really say… 887 01:00:42,625 --> 01:00:44,333 What do you mean? 888 01:00:44,416 --> 01:00:45,916 Relax. They're fine. 889 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,750 Mom, we're on Earth! 890 01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:53,000 We've met great people! Nothing like what you said! 891 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:57,166 They've been here for 40,000 years without damaging the land. 892 01:00:57,250 --> 01:00:59,041 They're beautiful, jet black. 893 01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:01,458 Great medicine, great food. 894 01:01:01,541 --> 01:01:03,750 And great at telepathy! 895 01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:06,416 They welcomed us like family. 896 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:09,791 -They're as advanced as us. -We like it on Earth. 897 01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:11,416 How do we get to you? 898 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:14,375 I don't even know where you are. 899 01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:16,875 I'll wake up Max and ask him. 900 01:01:16,958 --> 01:01:21,833 Take a smile-disconnection program. You may need it. 901 01:01:21,916 --> 01:01:23,333 Here it comes. 902 01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:05,833 Your credit card? 903 01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:19,375 Have a nice trip. 904 01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:20,958 -Yes. -Thank you. 905 01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:04,833 We need to call Mom. 906 01:03:04,916 --> 01:03:06,041 There's no water. 907 01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:09,041 Do you think there's any in these things? 908 01:03:10,416 --> 01:03:11,541 Let's see. 909 01:03:21,916 --> 01:03:22,916 No water. 910 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,041 It's nice. 911 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:33,500 It makes noise. 912 01:03:34,791 --> 01:03:36,583 It's a musical thing. 913 01:03:37,666 --> 01:03:39,750 They still have music. 914 01:03:48,583 --> 01:03:50,916 Remember Johann Sebastian's tune? 915 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,666 The one we used to sing. 916 01:03:52,750 --> 01:03:53,666 Yes. 917 01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:16,083 Watch out! 918 01:04:27,541 --> 01:04:29,000 I found water. 919 01:04:29,083 --> 01:04:30,416 -Where? -Come here. 920 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,166 Look, there's water. 921 01:04:34,250 --> 01:04:35,750 Not bad… 922 01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:38,166 Tight squeeze, but… 923 01:04:52,791 --> 01:04:56,375 Are you okay? We're in the plane. We're fine. 924 01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:58,916 We arrive at 6:30 p.m. at Charles de Gaulle airport. 925 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,750 I hope you know what that means. 926 01:05:01,833 --> 01:05:04,166 We're hungry. The food here is… 927 01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:05,666 Keep it short. 928 01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:10,583 Passports, please. 929 01:05:28,791 --> 01:05:29,625 Are you okay? 930 01:05:35,666 --> 01:05:39,791 I can tell something's wrong. They're in danger. 931 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,208 Stop, you two! Your passports! 932 01:05:45,791 --> 01:05:47,125 I was right. 933 01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:11,916 This is Max. 934 01:06:12,625 --> 01:06:13,458 Hello. 935 01:06:16,750 --> 01:06:18,916 You know what, they're black. 936 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,375 There are Blacks here too? 937 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,791 They're disconnected. 938 01:06:35,375 --> 01:06:36,875 I'm afraid so. 939 01:06:38,750 --> 01:06:40,625 Is this an orchestra? 940 01:06:40,708 --> 01:06:42,125 Yes, why? 941 01:06:42,208 --> 01:06:43,333 Do they play? 942 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,625 Of course! They never stop! 943 01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:46,708 Even tonight? 944 01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:50,791 They're performing at the Bastille tonight. Why? 945 01:06:51,333 --> 01:06:54,375 I was just wondering. Thanks… 946 01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:05,333 You must be Masha. 947 01:07:05,416 --> 01:07:07,000 You must be Sonia. 948 01:07:07,083 --> 01:07:08,250 Have we met? 949 01:07:13,916 --> 01:07:15,083 You haven't… 950 01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:16,791 But we have. 951 01:07:17,708 --> 01:07:19,333 Now I get it. 952 01:07:43,958 --> 01:07:46,125 I hope they haven't begun. 953 01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:51,541 Two, please. Has is started? 954 01:07:51,625 --> 01:07:53,583 -Half an hour ago. -Oh, no. 955 01:08:16,708 --> 01:08:18,791 I'll reconnect them. 956 01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:20,958 I missed! 957 01:08:21,041 --> 01:08:23,208 You hit the conductor and the soloist! 958 01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:32,500 I can try again, but it's hard to aim. 959 01:08:32,583 --> 01:08:35,250 Each time I miss, I disconnect new ones. 960 01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:37,083 Too bad. Let them play. 961 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,916 I like music, but not music theory 962 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,875 You don’t care at all about playing scales 963 01:10:08,958 --> 01:10:10,791 No longer playing violin You only have one solution 964 01:10:10,875 --> 01:10:12,916 At the conservatory You have to take the power 965 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,208 Seize the power! 966 01:10:27,291 --> 01:10:28,666 There are lots of lakes. 967 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:30,333 We all live on lakes. 968 01:10:30,416 --> 01:10:32,958 It's hot, but it rains every night. 969 01:10:33,041 --> 01:10:34,208 We have no houses. 970 01:10:35,291 --> 01:10:37,750 We live in nests in the grass. 971 01:10:40,750 --> 01:10:42,958 When we wake up, we swim in the lake. 972 01:11:04,541 --> 01:11:05,625 We eat, 973 01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:07,875 we wash, 974 01:11:09,041 --> 01:11:11,708 then we play games to strengthen ourselves. 975 01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:56,333 Each family has its games. We do trapeze. 976 01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:57,375 Old folk too? 977 01:11:57,458 --> 01:11:58,875 Mom does. She's 150. 978 01:11:58,958 --> 01:12:00,458 150? 979 01:12:01,041 --> 01:12:04,250 -She's had her third set of teeth. -Her what? 980 01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:07,250 At 135, you grow a third set of teeth. 981 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:10,041 You would too if you lived longer. 982 01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:14,083 We also died young during the industrial age. 983 01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:16,666 Some families jump. 984 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:18,958 Others do tight-rope walking. 985 01:12:24,166 --> 01:12:25,958 Who runs the planet? 986 01:12:27,708 --> 01:12:29,833 No one does… everyone. 987 01:12:29,916 --> 01:12:32,500 Once a year, village delegates meet 988 01:12:32,583 --> 01:12:33,875 on a mountain top. 989 01:12:35,666 --> 01:12:37,750 A mountain top? 990 01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:41,916 After a two-hour mountain climb, you're smarter. 991 01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:48,000 We also have yearly contraception meetings. 992 01:12:49,291 --> 01:12:50,666 Contraception? 993 01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:56,166 After the harvest, we decide how many babies to make. 994 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:00,708 In the morning we play. 995 01:13:03,625 --> 01:13:05,500 Then we eat. 996 01:13:05,583 --> 01:13:07,416 What do you eat? 997 01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:10,333 Lots of things: fruits, vegetables, 998 01:13:10,416 --> 01:13:13,583 olives, raw-vegetable kebabs, cereals… 999 01:13:13,666 --> 01:13:15,166 No meat? 1000 01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:16,875 No, we eat beans. 1001 01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:19,000 Beans are great. 1002 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,458 We eat everything raw. 1003 01:13:22,541 --> 01:13:24,000 You don't have fire? 1004 01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:25,500 Yes, but we don't use it anymore. 1005 01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:29,541 Just for forging knives once a year. 1006 01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:33,208 Then we work the fields. 1007 01:13:34,958 --> 01:13:36,166 Hey? 1008 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,750 -What? -Come here. 1009 01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:03,958 Here! 1010 01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:15,458 Then we work on our brains. 1011 01:14:15,541 --> 01:14:20,750 Telepathy, intuition, galactic voyages, spatial mathematics. 1012 01:14:20,833 --> 01:14:22,375 Spatial mathematics? 1013 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:23,750 Kids do it best. 1014 01:14:25,041 --> 01:14:27,750 Loumi, go hide. 1015 01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:38,250 Ten. 1016 01:14:40,083 --> 01:14:40,916 Twenty. 1017 01:14:42,958 --> 01:14:44,875 Twenty three. Come back! 1018 01:14:57,583 --> 01:14:58,625 -Twenty three! -Yes. 1019 01:14:59,375 --> 01:15:01,750 Can you predict the future? 1020 01:15:01,833 --> 01:15:03,416 No, I can't. 1021 01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:06,000 Even if you concentrate? No visions? 1022 01:15:06,083 --> 01:15:07,416 No. 1023 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:08,500 Too bad. 1024 01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:11,375 Knowing isn't always fun. 1025 01:15:11,458 --> 01:15:12,875 But I wish I could. 1026 01:15:12,958 --> 01:15:16,458 Ask the boys. I was lousy in archeology. 1027 01:15:16,541 --> 01:15:19,916 Our industrial age ended with trials and boycotts. 1028 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,000 Trials? 1029 01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:24,625 Poisoners of human, animal and vegetable life 1030 01:15:24,708 --> 01:15:27,125 were convicted of planetary genocide. 1031 01:15:27,208 --> 01:15:28,250 Who? 1032 01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:33,000 The food industry, tobacco, alcohol, medicine, 1033 01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:35,083 nuclear arms, cars. 1034 01:15:35,166 --> 01:15:38,750 Architects, doctors, politicians who profiteered. 1035 01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:39,708 That's a lot! 1036 01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:42,291 It was a civil war. Then came the boycott. 1037 01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:43,375 The boycott? 1038 01:15:44,083 --> 01:15:48,125 People stopped buying and threw away anything toxic. 1039 01:15:49,166 --> 01:15:53,083 No more buying, no more power. What could the police do? 1040 01:15:53,166 --> 01:15:55,041 What was that era called? 1041 01:15:56,458 --> 01:15:57,958 Pre-renaissance chaos. 1042 01:15:58,041 --> 01:15:59,333 There was re-birth? 1043 01:15:59,416 --> 01:16:00,875 Oh, yes. 1044 01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:02,916 Can we try a car? 1045 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,291 So cars do interest you! 1046 01:16:15,291 --> 01:16:17,416 Sorry about that. 1047 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:18,750 Asshole! 1048 01:16:18,833 --> 01:16:20,750 We're really sorry. 1049 01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:22,125 Asshole! 1050 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:30,833 Asshole, can't you drive? Where did you buy your license? 1051 01:16:30,916 --> 01:16:33,166 -We're sorry. -Asshole! 1052 01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:34,250 We were talking… 1053 01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:35,416 What's wrong with you? 1054 01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:36,875 No harm was done. 1055 01:16:36,958 --> 01:16:38,250 Asshole! 1056 01:16:41,708 --> 01:16:43,375 Your mirror is fine. 1057 01:16:43,458 --> 01:16:45,250 Learn to drive, asshole! 1058 01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:47,083 I beg your pardon. 1059 01:16:47,166 --> 01:16:48,750 -Excuse me. -Asshole! 1060 01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:53,958 -This is a total tragedy! -What? 1061 01:16:54,041 --> 01:16:56,625 I said this is a total tragedy! 1062 01:16:56,708 --> 01:16:58,166 Ass… 1063 01:16:58,250 --> 01:17:01,416 Four out of five people on Earth are dying of hunger. 1064 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:03,791 Others live underground to flee bombs. 1065 01:17:03,875 --> 01:17:06,791 Others linger in hospitals with cancer and AIDS. 1066 01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:10,041 Others are gang-raped 1067 01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:12,166 to be shown who's boss. 1068 01:17:12,250 --> 01:17:14,166 Then there's you 1069 01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:17,083 and your tragedy: Your mirror got scuffed. 1070 01:17:17,958 --> 01:17:20,291 Calm down… 1071 01:17:20,375 --> 01:17:23,375 The trees above you blow in the wind. 1072 01:17:23,458 --> 01:17:24,750 Have you ever seen them? 1073 01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:27,875 Your wife wastes her youth cooking mushrooms 1074 01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:30,875 as you cheat on her. Have you ever seen her? 1075 01:17:30,958 --> 01:17:35,333 Your kids have nice smooth skin. Are you thankful for that? 1076 01:17:35,416 --> 01:17:38,791 And cows make milk and butter every day. 1077 01:17:38,875 --> 01:17:40,083 Did you ever thank the cows? 1078 01:17:40,166 --> 01:17:41,458 You're crazy! 1079 01:17:41,541 --> 01:17:46,375 You have a great life! A wonderful, wonderful life! Look at it! 1080 01:17:46,458 --> 01:17:47,875 But unfortunately, 1081 01:17:47,958 --> 01:17:52,125 your rear-view mirror got scuffed! What a tragedy! 1082 01:17:52,916 --> 01:17:54,708 What a tragedy! 1083 01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:09,625 Thank you. Forgive me. 1084 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:15,041 Thank you. 1085 01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:20,958 Thank you. 1086 01:18:21,583 --> 01:18:22,791 Sorry. 1087 01:18:24,291 --> 01:18:25,125 Thank you. 1088 01:18:27,333 --> 01:18:28,250 Sorry. 1089 01:18:29,166 --> 01:18:32,541 Thank you. 1090 01:19:08,875 --> 01:19:10,416 It's jam-packed here! 1091 01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:11,875 I'll explain later. 1092 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,625 We have to go. 1093 01:19:17,708 --> 01:19:18,833 Not yet. 1094 01:19:18,916 --> 01:19:21,916 -We left the kids alone. -They're in good hands. 1095 01:19:24,666 --> 01:19:27,041 The girls sure are cute. 1096 01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:29,333 -We're in love. -I can see. 1097 01:19:29,416 --> 01:19:31,708 Can't we ask them to come? 1098 01:19:31,791 --> 01:19:33,208 Back home? Up there? 1099 01:19:34,333 --> 01:19:36,333 -And their families? -Their mother's dead. 1100 01:19:36,416 --> 01:19:39,208 They say their father's a "lounge lizard", 1101 01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:40,541 whatever that means. 1102 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:42,166 They never see him. 1103 01:19:42,833 --> 01:19:45,958 If the police find the baby, they'll go to prison. 1104 01:19:49,041 --> 01:19:50,666 The baby sure is cute. 1105 01:19:50,750 --> 01:19:52,291 Please, Mom. 1106 01:19:52,375 --> 01:19:54,666 -Ask them. -We already did. 1107 01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:56,458 In that case… 1108 01:19:56,541 --> 01:20:01,416 Mila, a friend gave me tickets for tonight's soccer match! 1109 01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:03,291 Can we do like with the TV? 1110 01:20:53,833 --> 01:20:55,333 Can you disconnect the players? 1111 01:20:55,416 --> 01:20:56,916 -Disconnect them? -Yes. 1112 01:20:57,750 --> 01:21:00,958 Help me. I'll count to three! 1113 01:21:01,041 --> 01:21:03,583 One, two, three. 1114 01:21:16,875 --> 01:21:18,166 You stole it? 1115 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:22,041 I borrowed it. It's lively. 1116 01:23:45,916 --> 01:23:48,708 We'll come back with the baby. 1117 01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:54,125 -Come here. -We'll come back. 1118 01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:55,708 Don't cry, Raoul. 1119 01:23:57,916 --> 01:23:59,416 This is for you. 1120 01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:05,041 You can disconnect your teachers. But don't go overboard. 1121 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:07,708 -Thanks for everything. -No, you're the one who… 1122 01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:11,000 My program can't make people good. You had it in you. 1123 01:24:12,250 --> 01:24:13,750 -See you soon. -Yes. 1124 01:25:51,625 --> 01:25:52,541 Mila. 1125 01:25:53,166 --> 01:25:54,708 Mila, come here! 1126 01:25:57,041 --> 01:26:00,250 I made some new dresses. They're for Masha and Sonia. 1127 01:26:00,333 --> 01:26:01,166 -Yes? -Yes. 1128 01:26:01,250 --> 01:26:04,916 After the Empire, "crinoline" came into style. 1129 01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,791 Oh, crinoline. They're beautiful. 1130 01:26:07,875 --> 01:26:10,583 This way they'll feel at home. 1131 01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:12,208 How sweet. Thanks. 1132 01:26:12,750 --> 01:26:13,916 Did I get the shape wrong? 1133 01:26:15,333 --> 01:26:17,500 We'll use them for parties… 1134 01:26:17,583 --> 01:26:19,458 Mila, come here! 1135 01:26:19,541 --> 01:26:20,458 What is it? 1136 01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:25,000 What's this? 1137 01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:27,333 A present from Mesaje and Mesaul. 1138 01:26:27,416 --> 01:26:30,666 It took us a while to make the noise come out. 1139 01:26:57,791 --> 01:26:58,625 What is it? 1140 01:26:58,708 --> 01:27:00,458 A silence concert. 1141 01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:36,458 What's so funny? 1142 01:27:36,541 --> 01:27:38,416 It's hard to explain… 1143 01:27:38,500 --> 01:27:42,625 A kind of local humor… there was a… didn't you hear? 1144 01:27:42,708 --> 01:27:43,541 No. 1145 01:27:43,625 --> 01:27:48,250 Suddenly… How can I explain? It's hard with words. 1146 01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:49,791 Will we ever hear it? 1147 01:27:49,875 --> 01:27:52,958 -Of course. You of all people. -Real soon. 71175

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