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I think people are still processing

the forcefulness of your inquiries into Kash.

Yeah, well, it couldn't have been that forceful,

could it, because I still don't know who killed him.

Would you let me buy you a drink?

Should we be doing this?

It'll be better this time.

-Just need a signature. - Ohh.

Thank you!

Susi.

I think I know who killed Kash.

And who's that, then?

Mike Donaldson.

How'd it go with Mony?

She bought it.

It's over?

I need a loan. Again.

Terry's name came from this guy.

He might be the only person in this fuckin' city

that can help me.

Do you understand the kind of agreement

that we'd be making?

Got a pretty decent idea, yeah.

♪ Don't always dream for what you want

♪ But I love to watch good dancers talk

♪ My heart is stronger than you all

♪ But I love to watch good dancers talk... ♪

It changes you on a cellular level.

So you're telling me every time someone gets a spray tan,

they're becoming a different person?

Uh, that's your words, not mine.

Not mine. But, yeah, it's sort of reassuring, isn't it?

The idea that we can evolve.

And you've evolved into a man who has a mirror above his bed.

- I have, yeah. - Yeah.

- Thank you for noticing. - Mmm.

Yeah, I installed it myself.

It was very expensive, but worth it.

Super classy.

Well, that's me.

Mm.

Mm, what?

It's just, um, over the course of our relationship,

we've, uh, we've done this a few times.

Might have to consult my sex diary,

but I think the math seems to hold up.

And this is the first time that your, uh, pillow talk

has revolved around... ...cellular evolution.

OK, look, I'm tempering my charm for your own good.

Oh. Uh-huh.

I don't want you to completely fall back in love with me.

- Yeah, who'd want that, right? - Yeah.

Who would want that at all? Hm!

Maybe...

Maybe it does explain it, though.

Explain what?

You've changed.

Yeah, in a good way?

In a good way.

But I'm still not convinced

about your hypothetical spray tan theory.

There's only one way to find out.

You want to make me someone new?

I can do that.

♪ Who loves the sun?

♪ Who cares that it makes plants grow?

♪ Who cares what it does

♪ Since you broke my heart?

♪ Who loves the wind?

♪ Who cares that it makes breezes?

♪ Who cares what it does

♪ Since you broke my heart?

♪ Bah bah-bah-bah

♪ Who loves the sun?

♪ Bah bah-bah-bah

♪ Who loves the sun?

♪ Bah bah-bah-bah... ♪

I can't believe listing spray tan ingredients

got you laid.

- Oh, yeah, it was romantic. - Ew!

So, what, are you, like, married again?

Well, all I know is that Joyce has fallen for Tansform Martin.

And that means making 1,000% sure

that we secure a national distribution deal.

OK, well, lucky for you, my little surprise

is gonna send Tansform into the damn stratosphere.

Speaking of, can I take off this blindfold?

Almost, almost, almost, almost.

People are gonna think I've been kidnapped.

Kidnappers don't usually use blindfolds. Take a step.

They use, like, hoods and burlap sacks.

- OK. - OK.

- Ready? - Yeah, OK.

And...

Ahhh!

What am I looking at?

Ha! Isn't she gorgeous?

When did this happen?

Well, while you were wooing your wife for the last couple weeks,

some of us have been actually working.

So you went back to the ad agency?

Yeah, and look what we cooked up.

Got a few more throughout the city

in strategically placed locations.

Oh!

Where'd you get the money to pay for it?

Don't worry about it.

Vicki, where... where'd you get the money?

Don't worry about it.

Un-fucking-believable.

Well, obviously I didn't mean to borrow money

from the sister of the guy that we, you know...

OK, so when do we have to pay her back?

Well, she said we have a month,

but that was two weeks ago.

So two more weeks?

We have two weeks to pay back 20 grand?!

Plus interest.

And she took my passport

because she was afraid I was gonna run.

Well, can't you just get a replacement?

- Uh, IRS, back taxes. - Oh, Jesus, Vicki!

I know, but we'll be fine.

We'll use the deal to settle the loan.

Yeah, and what if we don't get the deal?

We will! You saw the billboard.

Where are we going?

If I'm gonna die over an outdoor advertisement,

I at least want to know if it's working.

It is working.

Uh...

Wait, sorry, ma'am, hi.

Hi! Hi.

- Hi. - Um...

Why did you choose Glow Bronze over Tansform? Ha ha.

Oh, BOGO.

The fuck is a BOGO?

That the fuck is a BOGO.

"Buy 1, get 1 free."

Isn't that BOGOF?

No, you're right. Not the point.

Yeah. Fuck.

What, a court date?

Ha! Close.

Got an appointment at the bank.

What for?

The hotel.

That's great news, Suse.

So you, uh, successfully navigated

the leadership transition at work?

Yeah, I think so.

- Proud of you. - Mm, thanks.

I think I'll be OK running the place on my own.

You were born to do it.

And you don't need to be alone.

Need some security, I'm... I'm happy to crack a few heads.

Such a bad-arse.

You said it.

Oh, hey, hey. Yeah, come in.

Come in, my man.

You here for your reward money?

Yeah, I come by before,

but Dave said you were down in Minnamurra?

Yeah.

You spend much time in the rainforest?

Not really.

Well, I thoroughly recommend it.

Helps me reset, refresh, you know? Clears my head.

Yeah, well, you do seem... lighter.

Yeah, thanks.

I got this while I was down there.

Green rhyolite. Beautiful, isn't it?

Gorgeous.

Yeah, supposed to help you connect with the earth

or some shit.

But anyway, you're not here for a geology lesson.

You brought me some peace, Terry.

And I like to take care of those who take care of me.

There's plenty more work coming up soon.

Yeah, appreciate that, Mony, but I think I'm gonna take a break.

Got some things to take care of.

Some things?

It's nothing personal.

Yeah, it's just it feels personal.

Maybe I should hold on to this.

-Come on, Mony. - Come on, what?

You know I need that.

Do ya?

You know what?

The stone won't let me be ungenerous,

so this is your lucky day.

Eventually, you'll be back, though.

Where else is a guy like you gonna go?

See you round, Mony.

Yeah.

Yeah, you will. You will, Terry.

Henley, we need to talk.

Do we have a meeting scheduled?

OK, no time for office etiquette today, Henley.

We have a big problem.

-Yeah. - A huge problem.

Oh, what's the issue?

Well, we can't compete with Glow Bronze

if they're offering a BOGO.

I mean, is that even legal?

Is a buy 1, get 1 free legal?

They're taking money out of our pockets.

It feels illegal. Sit.

Yeah, how are we supposed to hit our sales targets

if the competition is... is giving away product for free?

It's like they're intentionally trying to kill us.

- Yes, because they are. - Then what can we do about it?

Uh, OK, so...

A couple of years ago, we stocked this dental floss.

It was amazing stuff. It didn't break, it didn't fray.

Sold really great, and...

Sorry, is this gonna be a long story?

Shh!

The guy who invented it

put everything he had into the business.

But...?

But the same conglomerate that owns Glow Bronze

had a competitor floss

and they didn't want to lose their market share,

so they dropped their price by 50%,

killed the rival dead.

What happened to the guy?

Hm, he lost everything.

House, savings, business, family.

Lost a lot of weight.

Looked good.

But very, very sad. Depressed.

Oh, Jesus, Henley, you could have just said, "Suck it up!"

Well, yeah, the point is, that's what these companies do,

so... suck it up.

Uh...

Yeah, so, anyway, I'd better get back

to working out which of these mouthwashes

tastes the least like mouthwash.

- OK. - OK.

- Fine. - Thank you for your time.

You don't need to...

Sorry.

Oh, Goddamn it.

I can't find anything on Glow Bronze.

Nothing?

No, but that doesn't mean that they're clean.

That just means they're really good at hiding dirt, right?

Basically, we're good, they're bad,

they should be destroyed.

OK, well, maybe so, but according to these numbers,

if we try to kill their BOGO with a BOGO of our own,

it'll cost us over 20K.

OK, now, I'm not a seasoned businessman such as yourself,

but I feel like we should be making money, not losing it.

Well, that's normally the goal.

And I feel like if we're losing money,

it'll be really hard to pay Mony back.

Which will lead to her hurting us.

- Maybe killing us. - Yeah.

- Also an option, yeah. - Yeah.

And then that'll be really hard for you to win your wife back.

Being dead would negatively affect my love life, yeah.

Love talking about your sex life. Love it.

- You brought it up. - You did.

We still have two weeks to pay, right?

Yeah.

- Hi. -Hi.

Huh. Hi.

Oh, hey, everything OK?

Yeah, uh, I need a favour.

OK, wait, before you get into that,

I have a question.

In your world,

how would you handle it if a rival undercut you on price?

- Uh, is this a spray tan thing? - Yeah.

Um, well, it's... It's supply and demand, right?

Essentially.

So just cut off their supply.

Huh.

OK.

Well, I'll leave you guys to it.

Stay off my bed.

What's the favour?

This is good, but, you know,

I'd put your revenue projections here.

Do you think it'll convince the bank?

I mean, as far as business plans go, it's solid.

You know, the numbers make sense.

But...?

Well, in my experience,

these people wanna hear about your character.

Meaning what?

Like, you know, credit history, previous loans,

reputation with lenders.

Right, well, my financial background

is a little...

...unreported.

Well, OK, well, in that case,

I would just lean into that positive cash flow

from the previous iteration of the hotel.

OK, do you... do you think that'll be enough?

I don't know, but at the end of the day,

you're dealing with a human being,

and human beings can be swayed.

OK, so... so... so what... what do I do?

Well, um, you know, just sell them on you.

Uh, tell them what this hotel means.

Uh, just be honest.

Well, honesty's not exactly my forte.

- Right. The con artist thing. - Yeah.

Uh, well, I mean,

there must be some real parts of you in there.

So use those.

OK.

I appreciate the advice.

- You've got this. Good luck. - Thank you.

There were, like, real parts with me, right?

Um...

Hm.

Maybe.

Ouch.

Good luck.

What?

Just me, or are you a different shade than you were yesterday?

It's spray tan.

Oh, is it?

So does that mean, uh...

Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh?

- Hm? - No.

You two little unmarried, married freaks!

OK, OK, just... Let's just get back to Susi.

- Hm. - Any, um...

Any changes in her routine?

Mm, home, Fun Time,

occasional visit to an assisted care facility.

What about things at Fun Time?

Not much new to report.

Uh, Kash's sister Mony's been out of town.

What about her muscle?

Uh, they pretty much just do doughnuts in go-karts all day.

That sounds cool.

So nothing's screaming murderer, huh?

Nope.

Shit.

Maybe we just knock on the door and ask if Susi did it.

Mm. Yeah, I'm sure she'll just confess everything

to random strangers.

Alright.

Guess that just leaves the rubbish.

The rubbish?

You ready to get dirty?

- Hey. - Hey.

I've been thinking about what Susi said.

Which part?

About cutting off Glow Bronze's supply.

I've been thinking.

We find where they keep their inventory

and we, you know, make it disappear.

- OK, just so I'm clear... - Yeah.

You wanna, what,

blow up their manufacturing plant?

No, not blow it up.

I was thinking steal.

Although blowing it up would actually...

Do you think if we called Terry...

OK, no more crimes, Vicki.

Do you have a better idea?

Actually, yeah.

I believe I do.

You stay and watch, I'll check for the python.

- OK. - Which is code for...

- Yeah, yeah, I know, just... - OK.

Yeah, bingo.

Oh, shit, the bag's stuck.

Just make it quick.

Yeah, well, I'm trying.

Got it.

Shit.

Oh, thank Christ!

I know you're on a job,

but, um, there's something feral in my backyard.

Do you think you could take a look?

- Oh, um... - Oh, come on.

Please? It will only take a sec.

Pretty please.

Uh, s...

- Lead the way. - Oh, thank you!

From a money-losing perspective,

how is this any different than a BOGO?

Well, with the rebate, we don't have to pay anything out today.

You know, we can offset the losses for a couple of months.

And by then, we'll have our deal in place.

Or be completely bankrupt.

Either way, it works as a competitive solution

which doesn't require us to be cash rich.

Mm, feels a little Old Martin to me.

Old Martin, what does that mean?

I don't know - boring, safe, timid.

Oh, OK, OK, got it, thank you.

I'm just saying I don't think that Joyce,

or anyone for that matter, is gonna want to, you know,

mm-mm with somebody that's handing out coupons.

OK, well, we're not destroying their inventory.

- Oh. - Excuse me.

Uh, care for 50% off any purchase of Tansform spray tan?

Um...

What's a rebate?

It's an American term for discount.

Oh, so I...I just hand it to the cashier and...

Well, OK, not exactly.

You buy the product, you print out a form online,

you fill it out, mail it to the address that's on the form,

and then you'll receive a cheque in a short 10-12 weeks.

It's a bit of a ball-ache for a couple of bucks.

It's really not that complicated.

Honestly, I get it. I get it.

It's just one person.

This is gonna work.

Excuse me, ma'am, in the tampon section...

Oh, those are pads. Got a coupon here for a spray tan thing.

You look kinda pale.

Beautiful hotel.

It's very special.

And your parents used to own it.

Yeah, yeah, for 25 years.

Huh.

Well, your business proposal is solid.

Great.

But you are asking for a lot of money,

and considering your, uh, credit history,

it's a risk.

Phil, I grew up in this place.

I know everything about it.

I know what worked, I know what will work again,

and, yeah, look,

my life took a bit of a sideways route to get here,

but I promise that I will make this place a success.

Because this hotel, it's who I am.

Sorry, sorry, I just talked on and on then.

I...I know that you'll make the best decision,

whatever it is.

Thanks for that.

I do my best.

Let's have another look.

Sorry for panic hiding.

How'd it go in there?

Not good.

Welcome to my life.

No wonder you want out.

Well, at least you didn't go through all of that for nothing.

- You found something? - Yes, I did!

- Ooh! - Cool.

- That's gonna look great on you. - Yeah, obviously.

But no, take it, take it.

Take it!

Yep.

- What... What is this? - Pull the bottom.

Huh!

Lunch is served.

This is nice.

Thanks for coming.

How's practice going?

It's alright.

You watch the game last night?

No.

Oh, um, hey, TJ,

I know I haven't been around.

It's... It's not that I don't want to be, I just...

I need to sort myself out.

Yeah, I know. Mum told me.

And you're very blessed too, mate.

You've got a beautiful mum.

She loves you so much.

So, you said you had some news.

I've got some really good news.

There's a medical trial for a drug

that's supposed to help me with my thing,

and they've invited me to try it out, so...

That's great news!

Will it work?

Well, the doctors are optimistic,

and they reckon if, but when, I beat this thing,

we're gonna be golden, son.

But what if it doesn't fix you?

-TJ! - Hey, it's alright.

It's gonna work.

TJ, it'll work.

It's going to work, alright?

Let's eat up.

- Got a minute? -Yeah, course. Come in.

- So, I've been thinking. -Mm-hm.

Everything with Kash, it's, um, it's taken a toll.

Yeah, it's been an emotional time.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's got me considering my future.

Oh, yeah?

Hmm.

There's an opportunity for me

that's... that's outside of all of this.

Mm-hm.

It's something that I would like to pursue.

I hear you, Suse.

Yeah, it's been a... It's been a rough, rough time.

Mm.

But before you make any rash decisions...

...I want to tell you

the future I'm imagining for you.

OK.

OK.

I want to expand our business.

You know, double down on the casino,

hire more guys and increase the volume of our loans.

And second, I want to grow our market.

You know, we've been squeezing men for years,

but you know who we've been letting off lightly?

The ladies.

And that's where you come in, Suse.

I want you

to head up the first female-focused lending program.

Interesting.

And because you're gonna be doing so much more work,

well, I'm gonna be increasing your compensation significantly.

I appreciate the generosity.

Yeah, it's been a really tough couple of weeks,

and you've been there...

Hm.

...making sure that everything doesn't turn to shit.

I've really come to rely on you, Suse.

Mone...

Just mull it over.

- OK. - OK.

So I'm taking the boys out for a celebration lunch.

Want to come?

Oh, look, I...

You can't make a decision on an empty stomach.

Alright.

This place fucking slams.

Anything you want, you can have. It's on me.

Faz, mate, how are you?

Alright!

You on your lunch break?

Yes. Yeah, my lunch.

Lunch.

- That all for you, is it? - Yes.

Yes. No, it's not.

Maybe it could be if I was hungry.

Am I hungry? I am.

I am hungry.

You OK?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, why?

Well, just looks like you've got enough fried chicken

to feed all the crooks in Sydney.

Fuck's going on, Faz?

It's an all-hands at the laundromat.

No, otherwise they would have invited me.

Unless I'm the subject of the meet.

Am I the subject of the meet?

Goddammit!

Hey. Wait.

Don't worry, babe. I got a few more

Oh.

Oh, my God, you're the Tansform lady.

I'm... I'm... so sorry.

You know, if it makes you feel any better,

I'm actually having a really bad day myself.

I have to stay back at work

because we got a huge Glow Bronze restock

and I'm gonna be here for hours!

So...

Yeah, that... doesn't really make me feel better, right?

No, it wouldn't.

Again, super sorry.

Like, they're your competitor.

They're selling heaps more than you. Like, ugh!

That's right.

Like, we literally can't keep them in stock.

- You got it! - OK.

Well...

- Well, good luck. - Thanks.

Fucking BOGO.

We're here for the all-hands meeting.

- What do you mean? - Should be fuckin' unanimous!

They've been taking the piss for years, for fuck's sake!

- She's gotta fuckin' go! - OK.

Delivery.

Oh, no, don't stop on my behalf.

Carry on.

So, what are we discussing?

You fuckin' well know.

Oh, is this about those, uh, inquiries I've been doing?

We're discussing your... recent behaviour, Mony. Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I just asked a few questions.

A few fuckin' questions?

You call this a few fuckin' questions?!

So, um...

...my brother was murdered recently.

You might have heard about it.

And, uh, things got a little bit intense.

Intense?

I'm scarred for fuckin' life!

OK. OK.

We feel your loss.

Thank you.

But...

...you do know the rules about...

...conflict resolution.

Yeah. No-one wants a gang war.

Cops'll get involved. It'll affect our profits.

But, you know, um...

...this situation was different.

Rules are rules.

You broke them.

There have to be consequences.

What kind of consequences?

So that's it, is it?

After years of fellowship.

Countless shared meals in this very room.

Oh!

So, um, who's gonna do it?

You?

Or you, Cung?

Nah, you're too much of a pussy.

And when were you thinking?

Garrote on my way back from the nail salon?

Bullet in the back of my head during a Sunday service?

Ooh! Poison. Yeah, we haven't done that for a while, have we?

I'm asking 'cause, uh...

Well, I just...

I need to know that you've, uh, thought this through properly.

You know, considered every angle.

Because you need to understand what'll happen next.

My crew.

They won't rest.

They won't sleep until my death has been avenged.

They will come for you and your families

and everything you hold dear.

They won't stop

until everyone in this room

has been reduced to blood and bone.

So I ask.

Do you think killing me is such a good idea?

Well...

Don't you dare go easy on her.

Given it was a...

...first offence.

Oh, my fuckin' God!

And combined with the, uh, the extenuating circumstances...

I appreciate that.

I'm thinking...

...loss of territory.

The casino?

You will, um...

...hand over your territory...

...to the wronged party.

That means you, Skinner.

Agreeable to you?

Sounds like a reasonable alternative.

Good!

All who agree, say 'aye'.

- Aye. - Fuckin' aye.

Decision final.

-Hold on a minute! -Meeting dismissed.

- Ozan. Ozan. - Let's lunch.

What the fuck am I supposed to do now?

You'll think of something.

And, uh, Mony...

...you fuck up again, it's the last time.

Come, eat.

Fuck, yeah.

OK. Cut off their supply.

Shit, shit. Shit, shit, shit.

-Is that all of it? -Yep.

Well, I'd ask where you got so much cash so quickly,

but probably best not to ask, eh?

Probably.

Well, I'll, um, call my contact

and we'll get you bumped up the line.

Great.

What happens next?

Well, the trial starts in a month, but there's a...

There's an issue.

Issue?

You're, um...

Mate, you're gonna have to take a drug test.

Prove that you're clean.

Fuck.

- Right. - Yeah, I know.

Right.

I'm gonna be sorry to lose such a loyal customer.

You said I had a month?

I'll be back with the cash then.

Good luck, Terry.

Thanks, Doc.

Uh, customer asked me to give this back.

Thanks.

Oh.

God. Fuck.

Ow!

Where are you?

I'm gonna tell you something,

but you have to promise not to get mad at me, OK?

Well, not off to a great start.

Um...

I am...

...kind of stuck in the back of a delivery truck.

You're what in where?!

I'm stuck in a truck! It's a funny rhyme.

That's a pretty funny rhyme.

I'm gonna send you my location.

Just track me, OK?

Why are you in a truck?

I don't know, man. I took Susi's advice literally.

I don't know what to tell you.

W-what does that mean? What does that mean?

Oh, my God, Martin.

Stop asking me questions.

Just fucking find me, OK?

'Bye!

Uh...

Jesus.

Martin, update.

I'm close. I'm close.

How close?

I don't know!

I'm not a frickin' GPS dot expert!

Hurry, Martin!

Wait, I got you. I can see the truck.

It feels like we're starting to slow down.

OK. Yeah.

You're pulling into a truck stop.

I think I'm right behind you.

Christ. Get me outta here!

I should frickin' leave you in there.

I can't believe that you did this!

OK, OK. Get me out. Get me out. Hurry.

Hurry. I feel like I'm getting claustrophobic.

Get me out of here.

You were the one that got us

into this mess, right?

Yeah! Man, that was hours ago. Move on.

Get me out of here.

Sorry. Sorry.

Yeah, you should be sorry.

I know you're helping me.

Yes, I am trying to help you.

- I appreciate you. I love you. - Yeah.

But could you just hurry? I'm freaking out.

And I have to pee. I know that's not important, but I do.

Well, hold it. Jesus.

OK, here we go.

Come on. Come on.

- Thank God. - Come on.

OK, help me, help me, help me.

Let's go.

Come on.

Jesus Christ.

That was almost really bad.

OK, can we please leave the crime scene now, Martin?

Martin?

You OK?

You were right about the rebate.

Right? Oh.

It's Old Martin shit.

Martin, where are you going?

Martin!

Fuck.

♪ Your man thinks I'm a bad man and I'm sure he's right

♪ Well, your man's gone for the weekend and I'm here tonight

♪ Your man's twiddling short thumbs

♪ And he's picking fights... ♪

♪ I got one hand free

♪ The other's on your knee... ♪

Argh!

Jesus Christ.

♪ Don't lay down, I can't let you go to sleep... ♪

Come on, come on, come on. Come on.

♪ I've been thinking how the view'd be better from my knees

♪ He wants his free dinner but it's my time to eat... ♪

- Fuck. - ♪ May not have good manners

♪ But I've been practising 'please'

♪ Oh, and I won't ask a single question

♪ A question about where you're supposed to be

♪ I already know the answer

♪ And the answer

♪ Is you're right here with me... ♪

♪ The other's on your knee. ♪

Oh, my God. Fucking hell, that was close.

Had to be done.

It had to be done.

Yeah.

So what do we do now?

Just need to come up with a plan.

Build ourselves back up.

Put the boot on the necks of those disloyal fucks.

Yeah, but the casino was our bread and butter.

It's, like, 100% of what we do, Mones.

If you two are so worried, why don't you fuck off

and figure out how to replace it?

Does she mean, like, now?

Yeah.

Maybe this is a good thing, Mones.

Fresh start and all that.

But now seems like as good a time as any

for me to be moving on.

You're not still on about that nonsense, are you?

It's not nonsense to me.

It's a tricky time, Suse.

- Yes, but... - I need you.

For at least another couple of years

until we get back on our feet.

Mony...

You're not going anywhere!

Got it?

You broke my rock.

Sorry about that.

Doesn't matter.

Just a stupid fuckin' rock.

Right.

Huh!

Oh, my God. Jackpot.

Yes!

-Yes, what? - Yes, ma'am!

Ow! I'm sorry!

You are...

Ah! Ohh!

- Not gonna lie. - Fuck!

This is kinda hot.

What? It is.

Oh, my God.

What?

What's wrong?

Joyce?

♪ I swim too quickly

♪ 'Cause big waves are hard to jump over

♪ You're not sweet, not sickly

♪ You don't taste like nothing

♪ When I'm sober

♪ And I already wanna die

♪ You just make it, like, ten times worse

♪ And I heard that you

♪ Tell the guys I'm the worst

♪ You come round on Monday

♪ And goddamn you stink like you've missed me

♪ I find it funny

♪ You don't close your eyes when you kiss me

♪ And I'm

♪ Sick of your puppy eyes

♪ You said boys should never cry

♪ Well, surprise

♪ I bet no-one's ever told you... ♪