Original subtitles

It's a continuation of the last part!

So what if Kobayashi's little?! Yeah, I'm a Penniless Pigmy! I'm infantile!

Sure, it's pitiful saying it myself!

Oh, I'm really starting to feel pitiful.

The life of Earth is my life!

Trembling heart! Beating to the point of burning out!

Nipples are pink!

I'l end this with one punch!

It's partly because the storyboards are super late

and we're in danger of not making the schedule,

but it IS exactly according to the script!

I wanna become a voice actress!

Poemy Volume 1 On Sale

Damn bare-crotched, nutcracker doll.

What? What? What the heck is going on? Barrier! Turn them, tie them up, and whip them!

What? What? What the heck is going on? Barrier! Turn them, tie them up, and whip them! Earth Barrier

My boobs are heavy-ish. Enema with vibe, a triangle wooden horse, and Barrier! Barrier! Barrier! Earth Barrier

My boobs are heavy-ish. Enema with vibe, a triangle wooden horse, and Barrier! Barrier! Barrier!

What is that? Enema with vibe, a triangle wooden horse, and Barrier! Barrier! Barrier!

Chikyuu wa hitotsu

Waretara futatsu

Chotto haato ni kyun to shigeki kamasareta nara

Kokoro wa desutinii

Atama wa enputii

Roretsu mawarazu shidoro-modoro

Dame-dame ne

Mune no oku himeta omoi

Anata ni shiretara

Chikyuu to bomu, bomu, bomu

Aa, ketsu no ana kaii, onna no ko damon

Hitori aruku michi hateshinaku nagai kedo

Charinko nara san-juppun basu nara juu-gofun

Furimuke ba ronrinesu

Furimukanakutemo ronrinesu

Ima tomodachi boshuu-chuu

Koibito nara motto okkei

Banana! Banana! "Hey! Hang in there!"

Cucumber... Eggplant... "Aren't the reinforcements here yet?!"

Caviar! "Call the reinforcements!"

Papaya! "No, it's no use!"

Giant asparagus! "Nuclear attack!"

"Ooooh!"

Asparagus! Asparagus! "It's a nuclear bomb!"

Cherry tomatoes! "It's over!"

Fish cakes? "What the?"

Second volume of the video!

Oh, hi, it's Kobayashi! I'm also called Shubitch!

I'm working hard today as usual!

As Mr. Kuroda says, Magnum Dry is the best! So, like this...

Poemy! What is she, stupid? "The Devil! The Devil!"

Kobayashi, you dog! "Defeat the Devil!"

Kobayashi, you pigmy! "Die, Devil!"

Hey, what's with that?! What's with all that?!

I came here to actually do some justice-ish things!

That's just totally mean!

Peanuts! Peanuts! "Moron! Moron!"

Sweet potato?! el

What?! You wanna go at it?! Or rather, I'll fight you, damn it!

Since I'm sort of mad and hurt anyway!

Kobayashi's a maiden that even puts shame to flowers!

Well, as you can tell from the images you are seeing,

Puni Puni Poemy, who calls herself Kobayashi

and appeared in Tokyo the other day, is now a worldwide...

Oh, Chief! We're broadcasting live right now!

Who cares?! Who cares?! Oh, Chief! We're broadcasting live right now!

Who cares?! Who cares?! Not live!

Not live!

What's up with this huge catastrophe?

She destroyed a whole entire country.

Damn girl's getting all cocky!

She's the Devill None other than the embodiment of the Devil!

Just the other day, she took some corrupt politicians and said...

Go to Hell!

...or something and slaughtered them.

This is stupid!

I can't believe the fate of Earth is in the hands of that idiot.

That doesn't leave our family in much of a position

after we've guarded Earth for generations!

Please forgive us, Grandpa Magma. Yes!

It's sure turned into a huge thing, hasn't it, Poemi?

What's wrong, Poemi?

Nothing, Kobayashi's just been covered with a ton of atomic ash.

Oh, is that all?

Why? Why am I being scolded?

Please tell me, Granny. Please tell me, Director.

He's already dead, he's already dead.

Part 2 With a Dream Greater Than Earth

Oh, my dear K! Good morning! This is the best!

But why don't you ever send messages to Kobayashi's pager?

Kobayashi's waiting, you know! It's totally okay, whenever, wherever!

Are you busy? Are you grounded from the phone? Oh, well, I love you!

You're terrible, Poemi. You have mel! Are you busy? Are you grounded from the phone? Oh, well, I love you!

You're terrible, Poemi. You have mel!

That night...

No, that night, that other night, that other night, and that other night...

Oh, it's getting wet.

Poemi, you jerk. Poemi, you pigmy. Poe...

Woohoo! The extreme leftist terrorists, the Golden Dawn,

Terrorist 1 Woohoo! The extreme leftist terrorists, the Golden Dawn,

Terrorist 1 have now taken over Inu-nabe Elementary School!

Terrorist 1 Our demands are...

Kobayashi Punch!

Oh, I'm supposed to go to the agency before going to school today!

MRAS MRAS!

Excel Girls

Good morning!

Terrorist 2 Bring out the Excel Girls! Bring out the Excel Girls again! Mikako! Mikako, Mikako, Mikako,

Terrorist 2 Keep on bringing out the Excel Girls! I wonder if I've got any calls to audition? Any jobs?

Terrorist 2 Just bring out the Excel Girls! I wonder if I've got any calls to audition? Any jobs?

Just bring out the Excel Girls! Oh, there ain't a single job for you.

Kobayashi Punch!

Terrorist 3

Terrorist 3 I can't get the Rider 1! What the hell's going on here?!

Kobayashi Kick!

All right! More justice today!

Moron! You're going to be late for school!

Shoot!

Un-transform! Double-speed in reverse!

I'm late!

Go stand out there, idiot.

3-He Oh, man, you don't get these lame-ass situations

3-He like being made to stand in the hallway in anime these days.

like being made to stand in the hallway in anime these days.

Director, this premise is a little unrealistic.

You sure you're okay with an anime like this?

Shut up, idiot!

What did you say, you afro bastard?!

Hey, did you mean what you just said?

Are you mad at me or something?

Oh, nothing at all like that, Sir!

I love you uber lots, Director!

Dancing love for Producer Kitayama and Mr. Kuroda too!

Poemi, what are you doing? Dancing love for Producer Kitayama and Mr. Kuroda too!

What? Oh, nothing, the diner Ignore Sukon, Sukon in Block 3

has a new menu item, a fermented soybean parfait.

I don't wanna eat that.

I don't wanna eat it either!

Poemi, if you don't stand there quietly,

I'll yank out your uvula.

What a lame-ass turn of events. I'll yank out your uvula.

What a lame-ass turn of events. Please don't yank it out, Ma'am!

Please don't yank it out, Ma'am!

Kobayashi's a voice actress,

so my uvula and vuvula are both important to me!

So, they are headed for Earth.

I will not allow it.

Not as long as I, the Mage Queen, am here in the Kingdom of Magic!

Rolling, rolling.

Roll them and hide out.

Alien Two!

You're damn annoying, rolling, rolling.

You've gotten this far?!

Oh, my goodness!

Supaan, supaan, supaan.

Sukkon, sukkon, sukkon.

Wrap it more, wrap it more. Ripley!

Aasu

Chinese cannon.

Oh, it pisses me off, it pisses me off!

Puni Puni Poemy on a Rampage?! As usual, today, Puni Puni Poemy has...

Puni Puni Poemy on a Rampage?! Oh, Chief! Not live! Not live!

Damn! Idiot! Moron! Pear face! Pigmy! Hair sticking out! Puni Puni Poemy, my butt. Talk about kooky.

Damn! Idiot! Moron! Pear face! Pigmy! Hair sticking out! Next time I see her, we'll go all out and...

Oh, it pisses me off! Next time I see her, we'll go all out and...

Oh, it pisses me off!

What?!

It just pisses me off!

I found this.

Just four left, Director, Ms. Kumikumi.

And make up your mind whether her name's Kobayashi or Poemy, damn it! Just four left, Director, Ms. Kumikumi.

Like hell I'm gonna stand for the Earth being protected by her!

Like hell I'm gonna stand for the Earth being protected by her! Kobayashi would rather get some work than these things.

Right, Poemi?

Yes?! Something like that!

All right then, we'll just have to go after her ourselves!

You must not do that!

Nanase!

We are guardians, not a stupid group, whose purpose is to fight.

Fighting...

...only gives rise...

...to the next fight!

Something like that.

Damn! We don't have time for that kind of easygoing talk!

Poemi, if you play with your nipples too much, they'll become bruised.

Huh? Where's Poemi?

Oh? She was here just now, but...

Hitomi, what's the matter?

If you're going to poop, do it on the toilet.

On the move...

Poemy's on the move.

Poemy's on the move?!

No one contacts, no one contacts me

Poemi Watanabe doesn't have any friends

No new messages... Poemi Watanabe doesn't have any friends

No one calls me, no one messages me

No new messages... No one calls me, no one messages me

No new messages... Not from anyone for Poemi Watanabe

Not from anyone for Poemi Watanabe

Even if the people of the world are wild and the brats are scary

I'm protecting this beautiful-ish planet

Oh, hello? K? It's Kobayashi. Oh, he hung up on me. I'm protecting this beautiful-ish planet

I'm protecting this beautiful-ish planet

Still Poemi Watanabe today

Still Poemi Watanabe today

It's cold.

Yes, this is K.

It's Kobayashi. Why don't you ever message me on my pager?

My parents are here right now and I hate you.

Oh, okay! So, when are you going to message me on my pager?

What a shock!

You're saying that I'm an alien child?!

Moke-moke.

Mokehi.

Mom, Dad, why didn't you tell me sooner?

Moke?

Sure, I had some sense of it,

but I've been raised as a human with no problems for all this time

and telling me this now is just too much!

Papopo.

Pipo-papo.

So, that's the truth.

Now that you mention it, I suppose it was weird.

It's strange to have "K" for a name, isn't it?

I wanted to think it was short for Ryuichi Kawamura, but...

This is Shibuya District!

K...

It's making me cry waterfalls. And I want to be a voice actress too.

Whoa! Here?!

Is it okay if I wet my pants a little?!

Poemi! Transform into Puni Puni Poemy!

You got it!

I'm Puni Puni Poemy, also known as Kobayashi!

You can boil me or fry me, I'll still love K!

In other words, I'm an idiot, so I won't give up!

A society where Kobayashi gets rejected is utterly rotten!

The slovenly youth are especially to blame!

This is not lashing out! No, it's not!

I'm telling you, it's not! Enough already!

Tan-faces with leopard prints going on subsi-dates is evil!

Loitering in front of convenience stores is also evil!

Throwing trash into other people's bicycle baskets is also evil!

Bizarre brats who are delusional are also evil!

Playing pervy games starting in the afternoon is also evil!

I mean, these are for nights!

All the people in this city are sort of ruining the Earth!

I am Earth and I will not allow it! Yes, I will not allow it!

It's okay, even if I'm just lashing out. I will just not allow it!

Who's this message for?!

Granny!

Hey, Puni Punil!

Who's calling for Kobayashi?!

Stop this absurd destructive behavior at once, Puni Puni Poemy!

Ooh! You remembered Kobayashi's name!

Even my dad hasn't memorized the title of the video.

That makes me so happy, thanks a bunch.

Hey, don't address me so casually, you dumb-ass!

You've totally messed up Earth!

Ya want me to beat ya?!

She's a stupid bastard of a woman!

Lawless bitch!

And you pad your breasts!

You have no right to protect Earth!

Earth will be...

...protected by us Aasu sisters!

Sounds kinda good! In that case...

In that case?

In that case, Kobayashi will become a voice actress!

My ball is round.

My ball is soft.

My ball smells a little like vinegar.

There doesn't seem to be any meaning.

Murky clouds.

Freezing wind.

Dirty ocean.

It's perfect for videotaping!

Yay! Tape it! Tape it without permission!

You must not videotape without permission.

Opening sequences for anime videos and such You must not videotape without permission.

Opening sequences for anime videos and such The government does not allow it.

Opening sequences for anime videos and such To The government does not allow it.

Opening sequences for anime videos and such To

Opening sequences for anime videos and such To They said all we have to do is pay, those overcharging bastards.

Rolling, rolling, rolling along.

Rolling, rolling, rolling along.

So, Poemi, you were Puni Puni Poemy.

Yeah.

Come to think of it, they both kept calling themselves "Kobayashi".

I never even noticed.

You should've just hurried up and told us so.

Oh, well, Kobayashi was just too confused by the absurd premise.

Sorry about that.

Poemi, can you do a speedy transformation right here?

Hitomi wants to see it real bad too!

Yeah! Yeah! Transform! Real quick!

Come on, transform for us! Transform!

Well, that's easy for you to say, but...

Poem... I want to see too...

Poem... I want to see too... Poemi, I want to see too.

Poem... I want to see too...

Trans Trans-for-ma-tion...

Trans for Trans-for-ma-tion...

Trans for ma Trans-for-ma-tion...

Trans for ma tion... Trans-for-ma-tion...

Futaba, when you say that to me

Futaba, when you say that to me Futaba, when you say that to me...

Futaba, when you say that to me

it makes Kobayashi also

it makes Kobayashi also ...it makes Kobayashi also blush.

it makes Kobayashi also blush... ...it makes Kobayashi also blush.

it makes Kobayashi also blush...

All right! I'll show you!

As a performer, I cannot not respond to your request!

Don't make it hurt, okay?

Dad plays the shamisen no matter where he is.

Maybe he just came to see us naked.

Love

Here goes!

It doesn't flow very well visually, but here's the bath version!

Kerorin

Kerorin ow!

Puni Puni Poemy, actually Kobayashi!

Wastefully energetic and uber in love with K!

Am I cool?! Is Kobayashi amazing?!

Is it making your heart twinge?

Is it pointless to transform?

Poemy Puni puni.

Puni puni.

Awesome, she's really puni puni!

She IS puni puni.

Poemi, you're real puni puni.

Puni puni!

What's with the puni puni?!

Jealous, are we?

What?!

After all, Poemy has bigger breasts than you do, Mutsuki.

Shut up!

The worth of a woman isn't in the size of her breasts!

I ain't acceptin? it! I ain't gonna accept it!

A woman ain't about her breast size... not about her breast size...

What's the matter, Mutsumi, whose breasts stopped growing in grade school?

Shut yer face! It was middle school!

Hey, look what you made me say!

So, this is the body that can even stand up to nuclear attack.

It looks like it'd be worth thrashing.

In the Case of Itsue

You are a dog! Bark for me!

Kobayashi, woof!

In the Case of Futaba

In the Case of Futaba Poemi is Puni Puni Poemy...

Today, it'd be Poemi.

Kobayashi, oh, my!

Tomorrow, it'd be Poemy.

Kobayashi, oh, my!

Next day, it'd be Poemi.

Kobayashi, oh, my!

Next day, it'd be Poemy.

Kobayashi, oh, my!

And once in a while, I'd, oh, my, by myself.

Kobayashi! And once in a while, I'd, oh, my, by myself.

And then, Poemi again.

Oh, my!

And then it would play out wonderfully.

In the Case of Mitsuki But with magic...

Kobayashi magic, shara-rira-yanbara-yaan! Money! No consumption tax! Money!

In the Case of Shii

In the Case of Shii With magic...

Kobayashi magic, tekumaku-puririnpal Oh, small breasts! The small breasts I've longed for!

Kobayashi magic, tekumaku-puririnpal It's so much easier!

Hey, are you being snide?!

In the Case of Mutsumi

In the Case of Mutsumi Well, with magic...

Kobayashi magic, beraruru-beraruru-honjamaka! How 'bout it, eh?! Explosive boobs! My boobs are huge!

In the Case of Hitomi Magic! Magic!

Kobayashi magic, good enough, nonsense, there you go! Big boobs! Big butt! And a tight waist!

In the Case of Nanase

In the Case of Nanase Magic, huh?

I don't really...

Don't say that, Lady. Make a wish.

Then, just a little one.

Kobayashi magic, sticking out, sticky, sticky. Wazzup! I'm a middle-aged guy kinda gal.

Oh, let's be good friends, Puni Puni.

The sudden friendliness is a bit creepy,

but I hope we'll get along.

Switch off.

But you sure are carrying a heck of a destiny there.

It's true that Kobayashi is Earth itself, is Puni Puni Poemy,

and had her parents, Director and Ms. Kumikumi, killed.

It's a messed up premise,

but like the cat leaping, I'll head straight towards becoming a voice actress!

Good luck, Poemi. I'll be cheering for you with everything I've got.

You're the only one who'll say that to me, Futaba.

It's awful! I'm working SO hard and no one will say anything to me!

Isn't that because you're stupid, Poemi?

My manager, Ms. Ishii, is always mad at me and for some reason, she's also Keroyon.

Isn't that because you're stupid, Poemi?

You think so?

I'm sure it is.

But Poemi, you being like that is what...

Futaba... Futaba...

Poemi, phone call!

Poemi, phone call! ...uber loves you, Poemi!

Got it! ...uber loves you, Poemi!

Got it!

Could it be K so late at night?!

Darn!

Nimu-nimu!

Sleep Habit Nimu-nimu!

K! KI K! KI KI K! KI K! KI K!

KI KI K! KI K! K! KI K! K! KI It's from Actors-somebody, calling in the middle of the night.

Please don't mind it!

Yes! It's Kobayashi! What? Audition?! Eva? What? Wrong?

That's okay, I'll do it! My getting into character is perfect!

Oh, my! What shall I do?! It's a regular part!

Yes, yes, tomorrow, right?! Roger-ish! I'll go!

I'l do it! Like this!

It's red, it's blue, a, b, c, d, e!

Bus gas, blast gust! Bus gas, blast gust! Man, she's being too loud.

Bus gas, blast gust! Bus gas, blast gust! And she's choking on them.

Bust bust, gast bus! Gast bus, blast bus! Fus kas, flast ga! You suck!

Bust bust, gast bus! Gast bus, blast bus! Fus kas, flast ga! Is the bus here?

Bust bust, gast bus! Gast bus, blast bus! Fus kas, flast ga! Shuddup, you fool!

You sure are all over it, Poemi.

You sure are all over it, Poemi.

Audition!

Audition! Audition! Gotta go to auditions to become a voice actress!

I won't get paid! Audition!

It'll be awesome if I just get a good role! Audition!

Talk and sing and release CDs and do handshaking sessions

Talk and sing and release CDs and do handshaking sessions A Million

Voice Actor Grand Prix Kobayashi Pinup and get on the cover of Voice Actor Grand Prix!

And even K will be gaga for me!

At any rate, in any case, audition!

Oh, the sky looks sort of suspicious, but I won't let it bother me!

Right now, just no matter what, audition! I'm going to grab my dream! Audition!

I'm beat. I couldn't sleep at all.

She was at it all night. Bus gas, blast gust...

It was rough.

Poemi's so wonderful.

Can't be helped. Guess we'll watch some mornin' news to wake us up.

Good Morning! Yadama-chan Okay, okay, good morning to the idiots

Good Morning! Yadama-chan watching news first thing in the morning.

Good Morning! Yadama-chan For this morning, why don't you take a look

Good Morning! Yadama-chan at the thing assaulting the skies of the world?

Good Morning! Yadama-chan Images from the meteorological satellite

Good Morning! Yadama-chan Coming Out Inside 7 look like this.

Good Morning! Yadama-chan Giggle.

What the heck's that?!

Earth is in a pinch!

We can't just sit by and watch!

Time to move out!

We'll protect Earth!

Boobs are 800 grams!

Pardon!

Who the hell is he?!

He's been "round the whole time. Who are ya?

Or rather, someone should've noticed!

Could it be that you were here to monitor us?

The ball's swinging.

Where is his pole?

Net-net!

Breasts gebo.

Moke mokekkekke.

Ball, ball.

Two balls.

Stinky, stinky.

Oh, the Aasu family is in a pinch.

Help us, Poemi.

Audition site!

Well, before we get to your lines, please tell us your name and your agency.

Kobayashi I-I-I-1 belong to Myurasu Actors School. My, my name is...

Okay, next.

I belong to Myurasu Actors School. My name is Takaha...

Oh, my goodness!

Kobayashi is being pulled!

I'm being pulled, interrupting my audition!

My dream is being destroyed!

Gimme back my dream!

Or rather, why?!

ow!

Entrance

Entrance Next stop, K's house. Passing by.

Next stop, K's house. Passing by.

Entrance Next stop, K's house. Passing by.

Entrance

Entrance Ooh, this is unmistakably K's house.

Kobayashi stalked him tons of times, so there's no doubt about it.

Hey, there's a splendid red string here out of nowhere!

Could it be that Kobayashi and K are...

To think that you, a popular voice actress, was the person destined for me.

I'm so happy. This is really happening, isn't it?

Yeah!

K...

Smooch.

Oh, K, the way you use your tongue is like a horse.

Yeah, right! Yeah, right! Woohoo!

But Kobayashi just ditched an audition.

Am I going to be able to become a voice actress?!

Entrance Push Oh, welll

Entrance Push Anyway, now, to tell K about Kobayashi's damn hot feelings!

Entrance Push Wazzup? It's wretched Kobayashi, who goes by Poemi Watanabe!

Entrance Push Whoa! What is it?! What is it?!

Entrance Push Kobayashi gets nervous and carried away easily.

And suddenly, we've gone beyond the stratosphere!

Outer space! No oxygen! No gravity! No bathroom!

Something's getting closer, something's getting closer.

I wonder if that's K's home?

Is it already going to be, "I am unworthy, but please take me?"

I'm so glad I changed my panties.

Unveiling a Buddhist icon!

Hey, what is this place?

Why is it so dark?

I wonder if they've been denied electricity for delinquent payments?

And the door closed too!

Welcome, Poemi Watanabe, parenthesis, ten years old.

Height, 147.7 centimeters, parenthesis, lie.

Originally from Chiba Prefecture.

Or should I call you...

...Puni Puni Poemy?!

Oh, it's really K!

You are wrong.

I am not the Great K who attends Inu-nabe Elementary School

as Poemi Watanabe's classmate.

But you're K, right?!

Since you keep insisting on saying that, I'll show you.

K is my assumed name.

My real name is Prince!

Space Alien, Prince!

In other words, K, right?!

We Space Aliens have come to invade Earth.

Rolling along.

Rolling along more and more.

Rolling along more than usual.

Please excuse me, I don't understand the situation.

Invasion...

No, perhaps precisely speaking, we're here to ravish.

Can't you say it in a way that's easier to understand?

Or you could send my pager a...

Take a look at the data on this planet that my reconnaissance unit obtained.

Earth's women, and especially Japan's women, are very nice.

As you can tell from these images, they have incredible tastes.

They can do things like this and that so very easily.

It is worth invading!

It is worth ravishing!

Kobayashi doesn't really understand.

After all, I don't own a PC.

And I cannot accept you as a voice actress!

What's this?!

Could it be that you're after Kobayashi's maidenly body?!

You idiot! Or something like that.

I have no interest in a cheap body like yours.

What did you say?!

Kobayashi goes over 80 with pads!

This is the kind of thing I am looking for.

Ooh! A fan service scene!

No...

Poem...

Wazzup? Kobayashi's safe and sound!

No!

Oh, my boobs!

Please help us!

Impossible! Or rather, show us more!

Well? Now that we're on the second volume, isn't it totally extreme?

You customers out there sure got your money's worth.

Aliens, come on!

Moke-moke. Moke-moke.

Ravish! Ravish!

Copying won't be permitted!

Japan's culture is wonderful!

Roar unto the universe, Japanimation!

Tentacles!

No!

Maids!

Stop!

Glasses!

Please, not that!

Kindergartener!

I'm still only three years old!

Some sort of incredible implements!

I like using them, not having them used on me!

Explosive boobs!

They're heavy!

How about it?! How about all of this?!

This is what you guys want, right?!

Now, let's do it! Grope them! Tie them up! Hit them! And get rowdy!

Suffer! Tremble in ecstasy! Put something in!

This is culture!

No!

Oh, no!

No! My boobs! No!

That footage was rather satisfying just by using the imagination.

Wasn't that wonderful-ish entertainment?

By what I'm really looking forward to is...

Huh?

Futaba!

That look on your face is lovely, Futaba.

All women who have been broken down get that look in their eyes.

It's exactly according to the data!

According to the games!

K, make Kobayashi your slave too!

Humph!

Why not?!

You see, I...

I hate voice actresses.

I hate them for no reason!

The pigmy types, the granny types, the penniless types. I hate them all!

Don't say that!

Fart Don't say that!

Don't say that!

The reason I'm keeping you alive, you see,

is so that I can make Futaba experience despair.

Moke, moke, mokel!

I had no idea K was an alien.

Then, what's to become of my innocent feelings?

And I'm a voice actress.

Po-Poemi.

Futaba...

Poem...

Futaba!

Poem...

Futaba!

Poem...

Let Futaba...

...GO!

You stupid alien!

What did you call me, you quack voice actress?!

Don't... Don't make fun of voice actresses!

I'm going to work hard and be in a show like Eva!

I'm going to become like Ms. Mitsuishil!

Mitsuishi I think that might be a tad bit impossible for you, Yumiko.

I'l become one, even if it's impossible!

Why? This story's supposed to go the way I want it to!

I see.

Kill me and conquer the world, eh?

If you kill the director, you can do whatever you want.

Your idea was good, but...

You were too damn overconfident!

Nabeshin! Why the heck are you alive?!

I died and Kumikumi fixed me up with her needles.

And I'm an acupuncturist!

But you were dead!

Like I said, the needles...

Liar!

I've got a license for acupuncture. Liar!

I've got a license for acupuncture. Hey, Director's alive.

So, what?!

I'm sure a normal director would've died,

but I'm different! I'm the GDW!

The Great Director Watanabe!

That doesn't flow well, Director.

It's okay, because I'm the director.

But even with a director, you won't be able to do anything without a scriptwriter!

Kuroda How about that?!

I've killed the writer, Kuroda! Now, the story...

Idiot! I can draw storyboards for this even without a script.

You can?!

Poemi, transform into Puni Puni Poemy!

All right! We'll reuse the art!

Here we go!

And that hurts!

The final highlight!

Voice work is a fiercely trying path!

Is Puni Puni Poemy looking cool?!

Poem...

Poemi!

Futaba!

Combine my power with yours.

You two, this turn of events is really forced!

You see, I have the power to make living creatures gentle when I wish upon them.

Then, since Kobayashi's the Earth,

if we combine our powers, everyone will become gentle, right?

I'm sure... I'm sure that's it.

Futaba!

If you use your power...

But this is already the final episode, so we don't need to drag it out.

That's true too.

Go, go! Go, go!

Catharsis Flash!

What's with this corner-cutting?!

Kinda, sorta peaceful.

Director, are you okay with a story like this?

It's okay. I'm the director after all.

Then, what purpose did I serve as the main character?

The main character's Futaba.

Oh, so that's it.

Watanabe Mk II

Watanabe Mk II Thanks to Futaba Aasu's work, the danger to Earth passed.

The Space Aliens became good kids too.

Nabeshin and Kumikumi came back to life too.

Everyone is happy.

Oh, but even so, Poemi Watanabe, Puni Puni Poemy,

you shall protect the Earth and become a voice actress at the same time.

That is your mission and that is your dream.

Idiot

Yuube atashi ga mita yume wa

Suteki na tonogata to rabu na yume

Hakuba ni notta

Seinen jitsugyouka

Supootsuman taipu

Ototoi atashi ga mita yume wa

lkkaku-senkin okane-mochi

Niwa-tsuki

Puuru-ari

Goutei ni sunderu no

Baka na yume to waraware

Koke ni saretemo

Nozomi wa takai tsumori yo

Ima ni mitenasai

Sugoi wayo mono-gottsu sugoi wayo

Sorya mou pattsun pattsun sugoin dakara

Kyou no atashi iketeru desho

Feromon demakuri no ee onna

Sou omou no wa watashi dake

Mata minna ga waratteru

Ohisama mo waratteru

Rururu minna waratteru

Myurasu Myurasu.

Someone from our agency passed the auditions, Sergeant Keroron?

My goodness! All right! I'm a voice actress! I got the lead role!

The one who passed is Futaba? My goodness! All right! I'm a voice actress! I got the lead role!

The one who passed is Futaba?

All right, manbo! Yeah!

Poemy Why?!

Poemy Come on out, Nabeshin! I'll kill you!

Come on out, Nabeshin! I'll kill you!

Lemme at least have my dream in the anime!

So, how was it, Director?

You suck!

I don't know about other shows,

but like hell we can use that kind of performance!

Study up! Study up, damn it!

Sure thing, I'll sort of do something like that.

Bus gas, blast gust, first blast gust. Bus gas...

Enough! Bus gas, blast gust, first blast gust. Bus gas...

I'll work hard!

After all, I might not seem it, but Kobayashi IS a voice actress!

What?! It's over already?! No more scenes for me?! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Come on, come on, come on!

Don't I get more scenes?! Lemme talk more, please!

Puni Puni Poemy Don't I get more scenes?! Lemme talk more, please!

Puni Puni Poemy The End Don't I get more scenes?! Lemme talk more, please!

Puni Puni Poemy The End Hey, hey, hey, hey! Let me talk!

Puni Puni Poemy The End Hey, why is it like this?!

Puni Puni Poemy The End Can you see me? Kobayashi's winking! Wink, wink!

Puni Puni Poemy The End Hey, I'm not winking at all!

Puni Puni Poemy The End Come on, I'm already small to begin with! What're you doing to me?!

Puni Puni Poemy The End