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It's a continuation of the last part!
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So what if Kobayashi's little?! Yeah, I'm a
Penniless Pigmy! I'm infantile!
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Sure, it's pitiful saying it myself!
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Oh, I'm really starting to feel pitiful.
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The life of Earth is my life!
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Trembling heart! Beating to the
point of burning out!
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Nipples are pink!
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I'l end this with one punch!
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It's partly because the storyboards
are super late
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and we're in danger of not
making the schedule,
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but it IS exactly according to the script!
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I wanna become a voice actress!
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Poemy
Volume 1
On Sale
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Damn bare-crotched, nutcracker doll.
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What? What? What the heck is going on?
Barrier! Turn them, tie them up,
and whip them!
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What? What? What the heck is going on?
Barrier! Turn them, tie them up,
and whip them!
Earth Barrier
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My boobs are heavy-ish.
Enema with vibe, a triangle wooden horse,
and Barrier! Barrier! Barrier!
Earth Barrier
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My boobs are heavy-ish.
Enema with vibe, a triangle wooden horse,
and Barrier! Barrier! Barrier!
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What is that?
Enema with vibe, a triangle wooden horse,
and Barrier! Barrier! Barrier!
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Chikyuu wa hitotsu
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Waretara futatsu
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Chotto haato ni kyun to shigeki
kamasareta nara
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Kokoro wa desutinii
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Atama wa enputii
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Roretsu mawarazu shidoro-modoro
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Dame-dame ne
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Mune no oku himeta omoi
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Anata ni shiretara
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Chikyuu to bomu, bomu, bomu
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Aa, ketsu no ana kaii, onna no ko damon
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Hitori aruku michi hateshinaku nagai kedo
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Charinko nara san-juppun
basu nara juu-gofun
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Furimuke ba ronrinesu
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Furimukanakutemo ronrinesu
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Ima tomodachi boshuu-chuu
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Koibito nara motto okkei
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Banana! Banana!
"Hey! Hang in there!"
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Cucumber... Eggplant...
"Aren't the reinforcements here yet?!"
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Caviar!
"Call the reinforcements!"
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Papaya!
"No, it's no use!"
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Giant asparagus!
"Nuclear attack!"
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"Ooooh!"
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Asparagus! Asparagus!
"It's a nuclear bomb!"
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Cherry tomatoes!
"It's over!"
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Fish cakes?
"What the?"
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Second volume of the video!
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Oh, hi, it's Kobayashi!
I'm also called Shubitch!
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I'm working hard today as usual!
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As Mr. Kuroda says, Magnum Dry
is the best! So, like this...
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Poemy! What is she, stupid?
"The Devil! The Devil!"
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Kobayashi, you dog!
"Defeat the Devil!"
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Kobayashi, you pigmy!
"Die, Devil!"
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Hey, what's with that?! What's with all that?!
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I came here to actually do
some justice-ish things!
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That's just totally mean!
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Peanuts! Peanuts!
"Moron! Moron!"
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Sweet potato?!
el
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What?! You wanna go at it?! Or rather,
I'll fight you, damn it!
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Since I'm sort of mad and hurt anyway!
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Kobayashi's a maiden that even
puts shame to flowers!
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Well, as you can tell from the
images you are seeing,
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Puni Puni Poemy, who calls
herself Kobayashi
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and appeared in Tokyo the other day,
is now a worldwide...
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Oh, Chief! We're broadcasting live right now!
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Who cares?! Who cares?!
Oh, Chief! We're broadcasting live right now!
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Who cares?! Who cares?!
Not live!
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Not live!
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What's up with this huge catastrophe?
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She destroyed a whole entire country.
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Damn girl's getting all cocky!
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She's the Devill None other than
the embodiment of the Devil!
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Just the other day, she took some
corrupt politicians and said...
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Go to Hell!
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...or something and slaughtered them.
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This is stupid!
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I can't believe the fate of Earth is
in the hands of that idiot.
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That doesn't leave our family
in much of a position
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after we've guarded Earth for generations!
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Please forgive us, Grandpa Magma. Yes!
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It's sure turned into a huge thing,
hasn't it, Poemi?
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What's wrong, Poemi?
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Nothing, Kobayashi's just been covered
with a ton of atomic ash.
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Oh, is that all?
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Why? Why am I being scolded?
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Please tell me, Granny.
Please tell me, Director.
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He's already dead, he's already dead.
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Part 2
With a Dream Greater Than Earth
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Oh, my dear K! Good morning!
This is the best!
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But why don't you ever send messages
to Kobayashi's pager?
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Kobayashi's waiting, you know!
It's totally okay, whenever, wherever!
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Are you busy? Are you grounded from
the phone? Oh, well, I love you!
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You're terrible, Poemi. You have mel!
Are you busy? Are you grounded from
the phone? Oh, well, I love you!
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You're terrible, Poemi. You have mel!
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That night...
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No, that night, that other night, that
other night, and that other night...
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Oh, it's getting wet.
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Poemi, you jerk. Poemi, you pigmy. Poe...
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Woohoo! The extreme leftist terrorists,
the Golden Dawn,
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Terrorist 1
Woohoo! The extreme leftist terrorists,
the Golden Dawn,
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Terrorist 1
have now taken over Inu-nabe
Elementary School!
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Terrorist 1
Our demands are...
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Kobayashi Punch!
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Oh, I'm supposed to go to the agency
before going to school today!
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MRAS
MRAS!
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Excel Girls
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Good morning!
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Terrorist 2
Bring out the Excel Girls!
Bring out the Excel Girls again!
Mikako! Mikako, Mikako, Mikako,
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Terrorist 2
Keep on bringing out the Excel Girls!
I wonder if I've got any calls to audition?
Any jobs?
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Terrorist 2
Just bring out the Excel Girls!
I wonder if I've got any calls to audition?
Any jobs?
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Just bring out the Excel Girls!
Oh, there ain't a single job for you.
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Kobayashi Punch!
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Terrorist 3
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Terrorist 3
I can't get the Rider 1!
What the hell's going on here?!
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Kobayashi Kick!
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All right! More justice today!
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Moron! You're going to be late for school!
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Shoot!
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Un-transform! Double-speed in reverse!
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I'm late!
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Go stand out there, idiot.
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3-He
Oh, man, you don't get these
lame-ass situations
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3-He
like being made to stand in the hallway
in anime these days.
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like being made to stand in the hallway
in anime these days.
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Director, this premise is a little unrealistic.
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You sure you're okay with an anime like this?
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Shut up, idiot!
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What did you say, you afro bastard?!
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Hey, did you mean what you just said?
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Are you mad at me or something?
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Oh, nothing at all like that, Sir!
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I love you uber lots, Director!
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Dancing love for Producer Kitayama
and Mr. Kuroda too!
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Poemi, what are you doing?
Dancing love for Producer Kitayama
and Mr. Kuroda too!
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What? Oh, nothing, the diner Ignore Sukon,
Sukon in Block 3
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has a new menu item, a fermented
soybean parfait.
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I don't wanna eat that.
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I don't wanna eat it either!
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Poemi, if you don't stand there quietly,
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I'll yank out your uvula.
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What a lame-ass turn of events.
I'll yank out your uvula.
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What a lame-ass turn of events.
Please don't yank it out, Ma'am!
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Please don't yank it out, Ma'am!
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Kobayashi's a voice actress,
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so my uvula and vuvula are
both important to me!
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So, they are headed for Earth.
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I will not allow it.
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Not as long as I, the Mage Queen,
am here in the Kingdom of Magic!
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Rolling, rolling.
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Roll them and hide out.
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Alien Two!
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You're damn annoying, rolling, rolling.
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You've gotten this far?!
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Oh, my goodness!
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Supaan, supaan, supaan.
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Sukkon, sukkon, sukkon.
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Wrap it more, wrap it more. Ripley!
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Aasu
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Chinese cannon.
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Oh, it pisses me off, it pisses me off!
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Puni Puni Poemy
on a Rampage?!
As usual, today, Puni Puni Poemy has...
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Puni Puni Poemy
on a Rampage?!
Oh, Chief! Not live! Not live!
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Damn! Idiot! Moron! Pear face!
Pigmy! Hair sticking out!
Puni Puni Poemy, my butt. Talk about kooky.
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Damn! Idiot! Moron! Pear face!
Pigmy! Hair sticking out!
Next time I see her, we'll go all out and...
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Oh, it pisses me off!
Next time I see her, we'll go all out and...
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Oh, it pisses me off!
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What?!
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It just pisses me off!
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I found this.
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Just four left, Director, Ms. Kumikumi.
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And make up your mind whether her name's
Kobayashi or Poemy, damn it!
Just four left, Director, Ms. Kumikumi.
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Like hell I'm gonna stand for the Earth
being protected by her!
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Like hell I'm gonna stand for the Earth
being protected by her!
Kobayashi would rather get some work
than these things.
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Right, Poemi?
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Yes?! Something like that!
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All right then, we'll just have to
go after her ourselves!
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You must not do that!
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Nanase!
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We are guardians, not a stupid group,
whose purpose is to fight.
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Fighting...
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...only gives rise...
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...to the next fight!
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Something like that.
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Damn! We don't have time for that
kind of easygoing talk!
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Poemi, if you play with your nipples
too much, they'll become bruised.
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Huh? Where's Poemi?
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Oh? She was here just now, but...
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Hitomi, what's the matter?
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If you're going to poop,
do it on the toilet.
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On the move...
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Poemy's on the move.
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Poemy's on the move?!
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No one contacts, no one contacts me
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Poemi Watanabe doesn't have any friends
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No new messages...
Poemi Watanabe doesn't have any friends
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No one calls me, no one messages me
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No new messages...
No one calls me, no one messages me
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No new messages...
Not from anyone for Poemi Watanabe
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Not from anyone for Poemi Watanabe
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Even if the people of the world are wild
and the brats are scary
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I'm protecting this beautiful-ish planet
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Oh, hello? K? It's Kobayashi.
Oh, he hung up on me.
I'm protecting this beautiful-ish planet
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I'm protecting this beautiful-ish planet
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Still Poemi Watanabe today
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Still Poemi Watanabe today
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It's cold.
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Yes, this is K.
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It's Kobayashi. Why don't you ever
message me on my pager?
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My parents are here right now
and I hate you.
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Oh, okay! So, when are you going to
message me on my pager?
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What a shock!
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You're saying that I'm an alien child?!
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Moke-moke.
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Mokehi.
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Mom, Dad, why didn't you tell me sooner?
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Moke?
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Sure, I had some sense of it,
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but I've been raised as a human with
no problems for all this time
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and telling me this now is just too much!
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Papopo.
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Pipo-papo.
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So, that's the truth.
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Now that you mention it,
I suppose it was weird.
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It's strange to have "K"
for a name, isn't it?
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I wanted to think it was short for
Ryuichi Kawamura, but...
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This is Shibuya District!
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K...
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It's making me cry waterfalls. And I
want to be a voice actress too.
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Whoa! Here?!
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Is it okay if I wet my pants a little?!
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Poemi! Transform into Puni Puni Poemy!
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You got it!
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I'm Puni Puni Poemy, also
known as Kobayashi!
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You can boil me or fry me, I'll still love K!
234
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,670
In other words, I'm an idiot,
so I won't give up!
235
00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:14,180
A society where Kobayashi gets
rejected is utterly rotten!
236
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,748
The slovenly youth are especially to blame!
237
00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:17,517
This is not lashing out! No, it's not!
238
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,619
I'm telling you, it's not! Enough already!
239
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,713
Tan-faces with leopard prints
going on subsi-dates is evil!
240
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,915
Loitering in front of convenience
stores is also evil!
241
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,615
Throwing trash into other people's
bicycle baskets is also evil!
242
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,291
Bizarre brats who are delusional are also evil!
243
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,554
Playing pervy games starting in
the afternoon is also evil!
244
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,458
I mean, these are for nights!
245
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,673
All the people in this city are
sort of ruining the Earth!
246
00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:42,942
I am Earth and I will not allow it!
Yes, I will not allow it!
247
00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,744
It's okay, even if I'm just lashing out.
I will just not allow it!
248
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,379
Who's this message for?!
249
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,480
Granny!
250
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,982
Hey, Puni Punil!
251
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,050
Who's calling for Kobayashi?!
252
00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:54,254
Stop this absurd destructive behavior
at once, Puni Puni Poemy!
253
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,623
Ooh! You remembered Kobayashi's name!
254
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,691
Even my dad hasn't memorized
the title of the video.
255
00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,193
That makes me so happy, thanks a bunch.
256
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,494
Hey, don't address me so casually,
you dumb-ass!
257
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,263
You've totally messed up Earth!
258
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,464
Ya want me to beat ya?!
259
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,265
She's a stupid bastard of a woman!
260
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,399
Lawless bitch!
261
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,700
And you pad your breasts!
262
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,103
You have no right to protect Earth!
263
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,104
Earth will be...
264
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,473
...protected by us Aasu sisters!
265
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,275
Sounds kinda good! In that case...
266
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,109
In that case?
267
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:20,740
In that case, Kobayashi will become
a voice actress!
268
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:25,685
My ball is round.
269
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,321
My ball is soft.
270
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,324
My ball smells a little like vinegar.
271
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,689
There doesn't seem to be any meaning.
272
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,198
Murky clouds.
273
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,632
Freezing wind.
274
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,100
Dirty ocean.
275
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,636
It's perfect for videotaping!
276
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:46,469
Yay! Tape it! Tape it without permission!
277
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,310
You must not videotape without permission.
278
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,411
Opening sequences for
anime videos and such
You must not videotape without permission.
279
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,412
Opening sequences for
anime videos and such
The government does not allow it.
280
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:52,912
Opening sequences for
anime videos and such To
The government does not allow it.
281
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,080
Opening sequences for
anime videos and such To
282
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,572
Opening sequences for
anime videos and such To
They said all we have to do is pay,
those overcharging bastards.
283
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,679
Rolling, rolling, rolling along.
284
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,027
Rolling, rolling, rolling along.
285
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,997
So, Poemi, you were Puni Puni Poemy.
286
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:11,531
Yeah.
287
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,133
Come to think of it, they both kept
calling themselves "Kobayashi".
288
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,602
I never even noticed.
289
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,470
You should've just hurried up and told us so.
290
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,607
Oh, well, Kobayashi was just too confused
by the absurd premise.
291
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,774
Sorry about that.
292
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,344
Poemi, can you do a speedy
transformation right here?
293
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,112
Hitomi wants to see it real bad too!
294
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,948
Yeah! Yeah! Transform! Real quick!
295
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,650
Come on, transform for us! Transform!
296
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,752
Well, that's easy for you to say, but...
297
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,119
Poem...
I want to see too...
298
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,788
Poem...
I want to see too...
Poemi, I want to see too.
299
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:36,311
Poem...
I want to see too...
300
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:37,857
Trans
Trans-for-ma-tion...
301
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:38,358
Trans
for
Trans-for-ma-tion...
302
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:38,858
Trans
for
ma
Trans-for-ma-tion...
303
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,260
Trans
for
ma
tion...
Trans-for-ma-tion...
304
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:40,693
Futaba, when you
say that to me
305
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,629
Futaba, when you
say that to me
Futaba, when you say that to me...
306
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:42,788
Futaba, when you
say that to me
307
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:43,229
it makes Kobayashi
also
308
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,264
it makes Kobayashi
also
...it makes Kobayashi also blush.
309
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,131
it makes Kobayashi
also blush...
...it makes Kobayashi also blush.
310
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,499
it makes Kobayashi
also blush...
311
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,401
All right! I'll show you!
312
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,837
As a performer, I cannot not
respond to your request!
313
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,168
Don't make it hurt, okay?
314
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,541
Dad plays the shamisen no matter
where he is.
315
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,810
Maybe he just came to see us naked.
316
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,039
Love
317
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,271
Here goes!
318
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,249
It doesn't flow very well visually,
but here's the bath version!
319
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:08,855
Kerorin
320
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:09,822
Kerorin
ow!
321
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,691
Puni Puni Poemy, actually Kobayashi!
322
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,526
Wastefully energetic and uber in love with K!
323
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,261
Am I cool?! Is Kobayashi amazing?!
324
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,496
Is it making your heart twinge?
325
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,691
Is it pointless to transform?
326
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:18,991
Poemy
Puni puni.
327
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,300
Puni puni.
328
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,268
Awesome, she's really puni puni!
329
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,069
She IS puni puni.
330
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,504
Poemi, you're real puni puni.
331
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,138
Puni puni!
332
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,206
What's with the puni puni?!
333
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,308
Jealous, are we?
334
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,409
What?!
335
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,911
After all, Poemy has bigger breasts
than you do, Mutsuki.
336
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:32,912
Shut up!
337
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:36,082
The worth of a woman isn't in
the size of her breasts!
338
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,850
I ain't acceptin? it! I ain't gonna accept it!
339
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,119
A woman ain't about her breast size...
not about her breast size...
340
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:43,956
What's the matter, Mutsumi, whose breasts
stopped growing in grade school?
341
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,525
Shut yer face! It was middle school!
342
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,626
Hey, look what you made me say!
343
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,629
So, this is the body that can even
stand up to nuclear attack.
344
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,230
It looks like it'd be worth thrashing.
345
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,664
In the Case of Itsue
346
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,634
You are a dog! Bark for me!
347
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,668
Kobayashi, woof!
348
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:55,935
In the Case of Futaba
349
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,404
In the Case of Futaba
Poemi is Puni Puni Poemy...
350
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,039
Today, it'd be Poemi.
351
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,040
Kobayashi, oh, my!
352
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,442
Tomorrow, it'd be Poemy.
353
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,710
Kobayashi, oh, my!
354
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,345
Next day, it'd be Poemi.
355
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,412
Kobayashi, oh, my!
356
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:07,580
Next day, it'd be Poemy.
357
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,514
Kobayashi, oh, my!
358
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,849
And once in a while, I'd,
oh, my, by myself.
359
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,483
Kobayashi!
And once in a while, I'd,
oh, my, by myself.
360
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,884
And then, Poemi again.
361
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:12,618
Oh, my!
362
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,420
And then it would play out wonderfully.
363
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,122
In the Case of Mitsuki
But with magic...
364
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,591
Kobayashi magic, shara-rira-yanbara-yaan!
Money! No consumption tax! Money!
365
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:18,858
In the Case of Shii
366
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,326
In the Case of Shii
With magic...
367
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,362
Kobayashi magic, tekumaku-puririnpal
Oh, small breasts! The small breasts
I've longed for!
368
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,129
Kobayashi magic, tekumaku-puririnpal
It's so much easier!
369
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,063
Hey, are you being snide?!
370
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:24,263
In the Case of Mutsumi
371
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,765
In the Case of Mutsumi
Well, with magic...
372
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,735
Kobayashi magic, beraruru-beraruru-honjamaka!
How 'bout it, eh?! Explosive boobs!
My boobs are huge!
373
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,470
In the Case of Hitomi
Magic! Magic!
374
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,439
Kobayashi magic, good enough,
nonsense, there you go!
Big boobs! Big butt! And a tight waist!
375
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:33,673
In the Case of Nanase
376
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,869
In the Case of Nanase
Magic, huh?
377
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,143
I don't really...
378
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,212
Don't say that, Lady. Make a wish.
379
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,407
Then, just a little one.
380
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,342
Kobayashi magic, sticking out, sticky, sticky.
Wazzup! I'm a middle-aged guy kinda gal.
381
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,953
Oh, let's be good friends, Puni Puni.
382
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:49,389
The sudden friendliness is a bit creepy,
383
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,948
but I hope we'll get along.
384
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,592
Switch off.
385
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:57,163
But you sure are carrying a
heck of a destiny there.
386
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,265
It's true that Kobayashi is Earth itself,
is Puni Puni Poemy,
387
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,501
and had her parents, Director
and Ms. Kumikumi, killed.
388
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,435
It's a messed up premise,
389
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,199
but like the cat leaping, I'll head straight
towards becoming a voice actress!
390
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,474
Good luck, Poemi. I'll be cheering for you
with everything I've got.
391
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,910
You're the only one who'll say
that to me, Futaba.
392
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,414
It's awful! I'm working SO hard and
no one will say anything to me!
393
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,549
Isn't that because you're stupid, Poemi?
394
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,452
My manager, Ms. Ishii, is always mad at me
and for some reason, she's also Keroyon.
395
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,821
Isn't that because you're stupid, Poemi?
396
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:22,688
You think so?
397
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,090
I'm sure it is.
398
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,286
But Poemi, you being like that is what...
399
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,629
Futaba... Futaba...
400
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:29,996
Poemi, phone call!
401
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,030
Poemi, phone call!
...uber loves you, Poemi!
402
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:31,831
Got it!
...uber loves you, Poemi!
403
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:32,297
Got it!
404
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,798
Could it be K so late at night?!
405
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,374
Darn!
406
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:41,774
Nimu-nimu!
407
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,240
Sleep Habit
Nimu-nimu!
408
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:43,376
K! KI K! KI KI K! KI K! KI K!
409
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,612
KI KI K! KI K! K! KI K! K! KI
It's from Actors-somebody, calling
in the middle of the night.
410
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,281
Please don't mind it!
411
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,150
Yes! It's Kobayashi! What? Audition?!
Eva? What? Wrong?
412
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,676
That's okay, I'll do it! My getting
into character is perfect!
413
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,489
Oh, my! What shall I do?!
It's a regular part!
414
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,184
Yes, yes, tomorrow, right?!
Roger-ish! I'll go!
415
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,193
I'l do it! Like this!
416
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,561
It's red, it's blue, a, b, c, d, e!
417
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,563
Bus gas, blast gust! Bus gas, blast gust!
Man, she's being too loud.
418
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,363
Bus gas, blast gust! Bus gas, blast gust!
And she's choking on them.
419
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:04,964
Bust bust, gast bus! Gast bus, blast bus!
Fus kas, flast ga!
You suck!
420
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:05,798
Bust bust, gast bus! Gast bus, blast bus!
Fus kas, flast ga!
Is the bus here?
421
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,233
Bust bust, gast bus! Gast bus, blast bus!
Fus kas, flast ga!
Shuddup, you fool!
422
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,430
You sure are all over it, Poemi.
423
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:14,135
You sure are all over it, Poemi.
424
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,332
Audition!
425
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,744
Audition! Audition! Gotta go to auditions
to become a voice actress!
426
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,012
I won't get paid! Audition!
427
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,348
It'll be awesome if I just get
a good role! Audition!
428
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,149
Talk and sing and release CDs and
do handshaking sessions
429
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,317
Talk and sing and release CDs and
do handshaking sessions
A Million
430
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,685
Voice Actor Grand Prix
Kobayashi Pinup
and get on the cover of
Voice Actor Grand Prix!
431
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,253
And even K will be gaga for me!
432
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,287
At any rate, in any case, audition!
433
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,289
Oh, the sky looks sort of suspicious,
but I won't let it bother me!
434
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,758
Right now, just no matter what, audition!
I'm going to grab my dream! Audition!
435
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,928
I'm beat. I couldn't sleep at all.
436
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:39,232
She was at it all night. Bus gas, blast gust...
437
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,266
It was rough.
438
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,235
Poemi's so wonderful.
439
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,364
Can't be helped. Guess we'll watch some
mornin' news to wake us up.
440
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:46,639
Good Morning!
Yadama-chan
Okay, okay, good morning to the idiots
441
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,874
Good Morning!
Yadama-chan
watching news first thing in the morning.
442
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,275
Good Morning!
Yadama-chan
For this morning, why don't you take a look
443
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,344
Good Morning!
Yadama-chan
at the thing assaulting the skies of the world?
444
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,578
Good Morning!
Yadama-chan
Images from the meteorological satellite
445
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:53,913
Good Morning!
Yadama-chan
Coming Out Inside 7 look like this.
446
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:54,675
Good Morning!
Yadama-chan
Giggle.
447
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:55,681
What the heck's that?!
448
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,582
Earth is in a pinch!
449
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:57,583
We can't just sit by and watch!
450
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:58,217
Time to move out!
451
00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,118
We'll protect Earth!
452
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,353
Boobs are 800 grams!
453
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,754
Pardon!
454
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,256
Who the hell is he?!
455
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,191
He's been "round the whole time.
Who are ya?
456
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,659
Or rather, someone should've noticed!
457
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,928
Could it be that you were here
to monitor us?
458
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,463
The ball's swinging.
459
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,464
Where is his pole?
460
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,590
Net-net!
461
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,503
Breasts gebo.
462
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,006
Moke mokekkekke.
463
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,240
Ball, ball.
464
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,408
Two balls.
465
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,172
Stinky, stinky.
466
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,380
Oh, the Aasu family is in a pinch.
467
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,615
Help us, Poemi.
468
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,016
Audition site!
469
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:35,988
Well, before we get to your lines, please
tell us your name and your agency.
470
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:41,392
Kobayashi
I-I-I-1 belong to Myurasu Actors School.
My, my name is...
471
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,562
Okay, next.
472
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,363
I belong to Myurasu Actors School.
My name is Takaha...
473
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,065
Oh, my goodness!
474
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,433
Kobayashi is being pulled!
475
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,235
I'm being pulled, interrupting my audition!
476
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,033
My dream is being destroyed!
477
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:52,438
Gimme back my dream!
478
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,532
Or rather, why?!
479
00:17:58,377 --> 00:17:58,811
ow!
480
00:17:58,811 --> 00:17:59,612
Entrance
481
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,880
Entrance
Next stop, K's house. Passing by.
482
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,881
Next stop, K's house. Passing by.
483
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:02,848
Entrance
Next stop, K's house. Passing by.
484
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,584
Entrance
485
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,609
Entrance
Ooh, this is unmistakably K's house.
486
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,322
Kobayashi stalked him tons of times,
so there's no doubt about it.
487
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,154
Hey, there's a splendid red string
here out of nowhere!
488
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,192
Could it be that Kobayashi and K are...
489
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,719
To think that you, a popular voice actress,
was the person destined for me.
490
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,266
I'm so happy. This is really
happening, isn't it?
491
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,467
Yeah!
492
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,336
K...
493
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,370
Smooch.
494
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:28,830
Oh, K, the way you use your
tongue is like a horse.
495
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,378
Yeah, right! Yeah, right! Woohoo!
496
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,613
But Kobayashi just ditched an audition.
497
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,342
Am I going to be able to become
a voice actress?!
498
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,315
Entrance
Push
Oh, welll
499
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:39,085
Entrance
Push
Anyway, now, to tell K about
Kobayashi's damn hot feelings!
500
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:42,154
Entrance
Push
Wazzup? It's wretched Kobayashi,
who goes by Poemi Watanabe!
501
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,389
Entrance
Push
Whoa! What is it?! What is it?!
502
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,380
Entrance
Push
Kobayashi gets nervous and
carried away easily.
503
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,134
And suddenly, we've gone beyond
the stratosphere!
504
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,330
Outer space! No oxygen! No gravity!
No bathroom!
505
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,239
Something's getting closer,
something's getting closer.
506
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,041
I wonder if that's K's home?
507
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,477
Is it already going to be, "I am unworthy,
but please take me?"
508
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,536
I'm so glad I changed my panties.
509
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,940
Unveiling a Buddhist icon!
510
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,275
Hey, what is this place?
511
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,443
Why is it so dark?
512
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,545
I wonder if they've been denied electricity
for delinquent payments?
513
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,774
And the door closed too!
514
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,480
Welcome, Poemi Watanabe,
parenthesis, ten years old.
515
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,886
Height, 147.7 centimeters,
parenthesis, lie.
516
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,354
Originally from Chiba Prefecture.
517
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,389
Or should I call you...
518
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:51,390
...Puni Puni Poemy?!
519
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,625
Oh, it's really K!
520
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,492
You are wrong.
521
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,696
I am not the Great K who attends
Inu-nabe Elementary School
522
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,164
as Poemi Watanabe's classmate.
523
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,632
But you're K, right?!
524
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,130
Since you keep insisting on saying that,
I'll show you.
525
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:03,936
K is my assumed name.
526
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,472
My real name is Prince!
527
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,240
Space Alien, Prince!
528
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,575
In other words, K, right?!
529
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:13,512
We Space Aliens have come
to invade Earth.
530
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,514
Rolling along.
531
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:18,217
Rolling along more and more.
532
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,953
Rolling along more than usual.
533
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,921
Please excuse me, I don't
understand the situation.
534
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,523
Invasion...
535
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:27,026
No, perhaps precisely speaking,
we're here to ravish.
536
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,061
Can't you say it in a way that's
easier to understand?
537
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,362
Or you could send my pager a...
538
00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:33,457
Take a look at the data on this planet that
my reconnaissance unit obtained.
539
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,730
Earth's women, and especially
Japan's women, are very nice.
540
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:42,041
As you can tell from these images,
they have incredible tastes.
541
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,044
They can do things like this and
that so very easily.
542
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,579
It is worth invading!
543
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,080
It is worth ravishing!
544
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,949
Kobayashi doesn't really understand.
545
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,317
After all, I don't own a PC.
546
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:54,446
And I cannot accept you
as a voice actress!
547
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,356
What's this?!
548
00:20:57,356 --> 00:21:00,526
Could it be that you're after
Kobayashi's maidenly body?!
549
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,862
You idiot! Or something like that.
550
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,064
I have no interest in a cheap
body like yours.
551
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:05,998
What did you say?!
552
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,830
Kobayashi goes over 80 with pads!
553
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,502
This is the kind of thing I am looking for.
554
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,502
Ooh! A fan service scene!
555
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,344
No...
556
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:21,647
Poem...
557
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,215
Wazzup? Kobayashi's safe and sound!
558
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,683
No!
559
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,719
Oh, my boobs!
560
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,320
Please help us!
561
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,489
Impossible! Or rather, show us more!
562
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:33,092
Well? Now that we're on the second
volume, isn't it totally extreme?
563
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,994
You customers out there sure got
your money's worth.
564
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,095
Aliens, come on!
565
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,029
Moke-moke. Moke-moke.
566
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:39,965
Ravish! Ravish!
567
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,300
Copying won't be permitted!
568
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,002
Japan's culture is wonderful!
569
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,304
Roar unto the universe, Japanimation!
570
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,539
Tentacles!
571
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,473
No!
572
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,040
Maids!
573
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,608
Stop!
574
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:50,276
Glasses!
575
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,377
Please, not that!
576
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:51,911
Kindergartener!
577
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,379
I'm still only three years old!
578
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,413
Some sort of incredible implements!
579
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:55,881
I like using them, not having them
used on me!
580
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:56,382
Explosive boobs!
581
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:57,817
They're heavy!
582
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,119
How about it?! How about all of this?!
583
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,282
This is what you guys want, right?!
584
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,359
Now, let's do it! Grope them! Tie them up!
Hit them! And get rowdy!
585
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,428
Suffer! Tremble in ecstasy!
Put something in!
586
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,452
This is culture!
587
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,407
No!
588
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,905
Oh, no!
589
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,517
No! My boobs! No!
590
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,720
That footage was rather satisfying
just by using the imagination.
591
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,831
Wasn't that wonderful-ish entertainment?
592
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,697
By what I'm really looking forward to is...
593
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:48,829
Huh?
594
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,037
Futaba!
595
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,042
That look on your face is lovely, Futaba.
596
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,645
All women who have been broken down
get that look in their eyes.
597
00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:00,813
It's exactly according to the data!
598
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:01,881
According to the games!
599
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,749
K, make Kobayashi your slave too!
600
00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:03,983
Humph!
601
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,284
Why not?!
602
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,986
You see, I...
603
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,487
I hate voice actresses.
604
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:09,955
I hate them for no reason!
605
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:13,255
The pigmy types, the granny types,
the penniless types. I hate them all!
606
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:13,759
Don't say that!
607
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:14,360
Fart
Don't say that!
608
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:14,994
Don't say that!
609
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,695
The reason I'm keeping you alive, you see,
610
00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:19,298
is so that I can make Futaba
experience despair.
611
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:20,322
Moke, moke, mokel!
612
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,402
I had no idea K was an alien.
613
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,971
Then, what's to become of
my innocent feelings?
614
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,439
And I'm a voice actress.
615
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,803
Po-Poemi.
616
00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:34,813
Futaba...
617
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,181
Poem...
618
00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:37,316
Futaba!
619
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:38,384
Poem...
620
00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:39,318
Futaba!
621
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:40,410
Poem...
622
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,979
Let Futaba...
623
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:44,657
...GO!
624
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,592
You stupid alien!
625
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,527
What did you call me, you
quack voice actress?!
626
00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:51,130
Don't... Don't make fun of voice actresses!
627
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,632
I'm going to work hard and
be in a show like Eva!
628
00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:55,935
I'm going to become like Ms. Mitsuishil!
629
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,170
Mitsuishi
I think that might be a tad bit
impossible for you, Yumiko.
630
00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,831
I'l become one, even if it's impossible!
631
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:05,945
Why? This story's supposed to go
the way I want it to!
632
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,646
I see.
633
00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:10,015
Kill me and conquer the world, eh?
634
00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,251
If you kill the director, you can
do whatever you want.
635
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:14,743
Your idea was good, but...
636
00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:18,115
You were too damn overconfident!
637
00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:20,492
Nabeshin! Why the heck are you alive?!
638
00:24:20,492 --> 00:24:23,462
I died and Kumikumi fixed me
up with her needles.
639
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,030
And I'm an acupuncturist!
640
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,298
But you were dead!
641
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,066
Like I said, the needles...
642
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:27,433
Liar!
643
00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:27,766
I've got a license for acupuncture.
Liar!
644
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:28,834
I've got a license for acupuncture.
Hey, Director's alive.
645
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:29,767
So, what?!
646
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:32,972
I'm sure a normal director would've died,
647
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:36,431
but I'm different! I'm the GDW!
648
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:39,176
The Great Director Watanabe!
649
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:41,680
That doesn't flow well, Director.
650
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,815
It's okay, because I'm the director.
651
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:46,649
But even with a director, you won't be able
to do anything without a scriptwriter!
652
00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:48,554
Kuroda
How about that?!
653
00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:51,323
I've killed the writer, Kuroda!
Now, the story...
654
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,959
Idiot! I can draw storyboards for this
even without a script.
655
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:55,160
You can?!
656
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,429
Poemi, transform into Puni Puni Poemy!
657
00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:59,465
All right! We'll reuse the art!
658
00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:01,000
Here we go!
659
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:01,967
And that hurts!
660
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:07,565
The final highlight!
661
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:23,555
Voice work is a fiercely trying path!
662
00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:25,614
Is Puni Puni Poemy looking cool?!
663
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,493
Poem...
664
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,294
Poemi!
665
00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:30,329
Futaba!
666
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:31,997
Combine my power with yours.
667
00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:33,795
You two, this turn of events is really forced!
668
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:38,604
You see, I have the power to make living
creatures gentle when I wish upon them.
669
00:25:38,604 --> 00:25:40,672
Then, since Kobayashi's the Earth,
670
00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:43,575
if we combine our powers, everyone
will become gentle, right?
671
00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,044
I'm sure... I'm sure that's it.
672
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:45,778
Futaba!
673
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:47,446
If you use your power...
674
00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:50,049
But this is already the final episode,
so we don't need to drag it out.
675
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,517
That's true too.
676
00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:53,614
Go, go! Go, go!
677
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:58,019
Catharsis Flash!
678
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:01,486
What's with this corner-cutting?!
679
00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:24,979
Kinda, sorta peaceful.
680
00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:28,754
Director, are you okay with a story like this?
681
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,923
It's okay. I'm the director after all.
682
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:33,258
Then, what purpose did I serve
as the main character?
683
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,793
The main character's Futaba.
684
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:37,125
Oh, so that's it.
685
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:44,803
Watanabe Mk II
686
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:48,207
Watanabe Mk II
Thanks to Futaba Aasu's work,
the danger to Earth passed.
687
00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,242
The Space Aliens became good kids too.
688
00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:52,478
Nabeshin and Kumikumi
came back to life too.
689
00:26:52,478 --> 00:26:54,446
Everyone is happy.
690
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:58,817
Oh, but even so, Poemi Watanabe,
Puni Puni Poemy,
691
00:26:58,817 --> 00:27:01,954
you shall protect the Earth and become
a voice actress at the same time.
692
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:05,824
That is your mission and that is your dream.
693
00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:08,122
Idiot
694
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:23,509
Yuube atashi ga mita yume wa
695
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:27,346
Suteki na tonogata to rabu na yume
696
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:28,814
Hakuba ni notta
697
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,804
Seinen jitsugyouka
698
00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:34,679
Supootsuman taipu
699
00:27:35,521 --> 00:27:39,185
Ototoi atashi ga mita yume wa
700
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:43,262
lkkaku-senkin okane-mochi
701
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:44,730
Niwa-tsuki
702
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,820
Puuru-ari
703
00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:50,730
Goutei ni sunderu no
704
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:55,340
Baka na yume to waraware
705
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:58,867
Koke ni saretemo
706
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:03,081
Nozomi wa takai tsumori yo
707
00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:06,745
Ima ni mitenasai
708
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:10,122
Sugoi wayo mono-gottsu sugoi wayo
709
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,420
Sorya mou pattsun pattsun sugoin dakara
710
00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:18,797
Kyou no atashi iketeru desho
711
00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:22,701
Feromon demakuri no ee onna
712
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:26,738
Sou omou no wa watashi dake
713
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:30,776
Mata minna ga waratteru
714
00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:34,713
Ohisama mo waratteru
715
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:43,485
Rururu minna waratteru
716
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,387
Myurasu
Myurasu.
717
00:28:48,694 --> 00:28:52,464
Someone from our agency passed the
auditions, Sergeant Keroron?
718
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,132
My goodness! All right! I'm a voice actress!
I got the lead role!
719
00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:55,434
The one who passed is Futaba?
My goodness! All right! I'm a voice actress!
I got the lead role!
720
00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:55,900
The one who passed is Futaba?
721
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,130
All right, manbo! Yeah!
722
00:28:58,303 --> 00:28:59,504
Poemy
Why?!
723
00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:00,739
Poemy
Come on out, Nabeshin! I'll kill you!
724
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,373
Come on out, Nabeshin! I'll kill you!
725
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:03,508
Lemme at least have my dream in the anime!
726
00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:05,110
So, how was it, Director?
727
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,378
You suck!
728
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:08,247
I don't know about other shows,
729
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,481
but like hell we can use that
kind of performance!
730
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,016
Study up! Study up, damn it!
731
00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:13,185
Sure thing, I'll sort of do
something like that.
732
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,519
Bus gas, blast gust, first blast gust.
Bus gas...
733
00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:15,213
Enough!
Bus gas, blast gust, first blast gust.
Bus gas...
734
00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:16,121
I'll work hard!
735
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:18,749
After all, I might not seem it, but
Kobayashi IS a voice actress!
736
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:22,294
What?! It's over already?! No more
scenes for me?! Hey! Hey! Hey!
737
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:23,829
Come on, come on, come on!
738
00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:24,763
Don't I get more scenes?!
Lemme talk more, please!
739
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,565
Puni Puni
Poemy
Don't I get more scenes?!
Lemme talk more, please!
740
00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:27,466
Puni Puni
Poemy The End
Don't I get more scenes?!
Lemme talk more, please!
741
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,434
Puni Puni
Poemy The End
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Let me talk!
742
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,769
Puni Puni
Poemy The End
Hey, why is it like this?!
743
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:34,006
Puni Puni
Poemy The End
Can you see me? Kobayashi's winking!
Wink, wink!
744
00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:35,674
Puni Puni
Poemy The End
Hey, I'm not winking at all!
745
00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:38,543
Puni Puni
Poemy The End
Come on, I'm already small to begin with!
What're you doing to me?!
746
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:39,237
Puni Puni
Poemy The End
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