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Down, down, down, down, down. Oh, God.

Yeah. Come

on.

Yeah.

Oh, hey.

Break time.

Like the apron I got him?

You guys glad you're out of school?

Oh my gosh, definitely.

About time.

How'd you do?

Me? Because I know my little sweetheart.

Straight A's. Straight A's.

It didn't even cost me a dime this year.

So how did you do?

I mean, I think I got one B.

That's pretty good, I'm proud of you. One B. Was it in gym?

She's pretty athletic.

Yeah. I mean, I'm all right. So you're now, what, second year college now?

Second?

Yeah, it's my second.

Okay. Yeah.

Now, are you going to go to way college next year?

I don't know. I hope she goes to the same college as me.

Yeah, but I really don't want you to go because I'm going to miss you.

I'm so going to miss you. I've got to go eventually.

I know, but I don't want you to leave.

You're going to be gone for so long. I'm going to get so lonely.

Well, I've got to grow up sometime.

Oh, you've grown up, hon.

Oh, you've grown up. I don't know.

You guys haven't been doing your thing together.

I can't wait to go to college, bro. I know. Oh, my God. All the cute boys.

Yes. Yeah.

The parties.

I'm so excited. We have to go to the same college. No doubt about it. Yes. No

doubt. Oh, my God.

Hey, Rush. You remember when Natalie brought on that guy? That very first

Remember that? On the porch.

We had the rest of the guys from the team all sitting there cleaning and

everything. Yeah.

They never showed back at us. But he got her home on time.

Yeah, he better.

I should have done that with this one, the little promiscuous little thing.

Okay. My dad was always stricter.

Yeah, we were stricter.

Yeah, too strict. Yeah.

Oh,

by the way, talk about, I just got to say, she tells me that I am

the world's greatest dad.

Yes, you definitely are. I don't know if you've noticed my apron. She got me for

Father's Day. She got you that.

Yeah, Father's Day.

Surprised it doesn't say World's Greatest Dad.

Yeah. Well, that's too simple.

Breakfast in bed.

That's good.

Hey.

Dude, you got any more beer?

No. We're going to go get some. Oh, Al.

Damn. We're going to make a store run. Yeah, we're going to go for a run.

Hun, we gotta go to the store. We gotta go get some more shrimp.

Okay. Okay?

Alright. Alright, so you and Natalie hang out. Okay.

Alright.

Alright. Alright, bro, let's go.

Do you always kiss your dad like that?

Yeah, we're comfortable around each other.

Okay. I mean, I don't judge.

I wish me and my dad were comfortable like that.

Yeah, just go for it.

Maybe. I just went for it.

I might.

Let's go sit down.

Okay.

Oh my gosh, look at this picture that was just posted of me.

Oh my gosh. Isn't that so cute?

Oh, my God. I think I'm going to post that.

Is that a puppet? That is a puppet.

It is. Isn't he dope as fuck?

Yes. Oh, my God. He has a little beard. So cool.

Oh, my God. Let's take a picture.

He's going to love that one.

Which one are you talking to?

You know, just same old, same old. Same old, same old.

Can't switch it up too much.

True. Then you get confused.

Exactly.

Oh my goodness. Do you think that's a good caption?

Yes. Fire.

I was thinking because the orange on the orange goes well, right?

Yes. Oh, I love it.

Perfect. I like that. Me too.

You follow me, right?

I think so.

We've been friends long enough, right?

I should be following you. You should be.

So wreck them, damn near kill them.

Welcome back.

Hey, we got beers.

Hey.

We got some drinks.

So what you guys were doing, huh? Just chilling on my phone. Talking shit.

Now? Now?

Okay. Hey, Dad.

Yes? I kind of want to try something, but don't think anything weird of it.

It better not be drugs.

No.

Did she put you up to this?

What the hell, huh?

Hey, Rush? Huh?

Come on.

I think she wants to.

She does.

It's okay. Go ahead.

Come on.

That's so funny.

Hey, uh, Russ.

Uh -huh?

Come here. I want to talk to you about something.

Okay.

Yeah.

So, uh, look, man.

We've known each other a long time, right?

And, uh... You see the way that I am with JC, right? Yeah.

You're not that way with... Not normally, no. No? No.

I'll tell you what.

You like her, right?

Your daughter or my daughter?

Mine. Yeah.

Great. Yeah.

She's got some ass on her, huh?

Uh -huh.

I've seen you over the years kind of glancing.

It's okay now.

Yeah? Go for it.

I suppose you want to do things with my daughter.

Really?

I can't believe you offered that to me.

That's awesome.

All right. I think we got the beer talking here.

No, no, no, no, no. We don't. No? No, not at all. All right. No.

That's been all non -alcoholic stuff, I believe. It's all mind over matter.

You say so.

Yeah.

So, come on.

They're young. They need to experiment.

That's how it is with me and her.

I mean, you know, young, experimental, kind of had to, you know.

Teach her the ropes a little.

So that when they get out there in the world, you and I know what the world is

like. You know, they can make good decisions.

Okay. So, uh, good?

Yeah. Yeah? Let's give it a shot.

All right.

Hey, hon.

What?

Guess what?

Oh, what?

Russ is, uh, kind of interested.

Oh, maybe now.

Uh -huh.

Interested in what?

Oh, that is, of course, if, uh...

You're not interested.

Yeah.

Ask your dad if it's okay.

Daddy, is it okay?

Yeah.

Ask your daddy if it's okay if you put your mouth on it.

Daddy, can I put my mouth on it?

Yeah.

Daddy, is it okay if I put my mouth on it? Go ahead.

I'm surprised you're not doing it already.

Just keep talking.

Just keep talking.

That's the limit. That's as far as you can go now.

your daughter's pussy.

I'm going to stick my dick in there. Feel free.

You can call me dad.

Come on, you two have been such friends. I didn't know you were going to kiss.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank

you. Thank you.

Daddy's spanking titties. Yeah.

I hear crack coming out.

Fucking good. Fucking good.

There you go.

That's it. Give him a good treat.

You're rushed.

Man, you're fucking good.

Yes, spank her ass, honey. Spank her ass.

No,

he's talking to my daughter. Spank her ass.

Yeah.

Just your time.

Stick your tongue out too.

Stick your tongue out of my balls while you're going.

I cocked back at you, pussy.

Huh? Mm -hmm.

Huh?

Just a little bit.

Slap your lips.

Slap your lips. Slap your lips.

Slap your lips.

Slap your lips.

Slap your lips.

That's my dad's call.

Oh, no, no, no. What did I tell you to call me today?

I love Daddy's call.

Yeah, that's it.

This is so good.

You tell me.

Bottom. Bottom.

That's right.

That's right.

Put your ass down right there.

Fuck hard.

Yeah.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to pull out.

You're going to get down on the ground right there. Yes, daddy.

And you're going to swallow every drop of it, okay? Yes, daddy.

So are we going to invite them over for, you know, movie night?

I definitely think so.

All right. Make sure you tell your mom to go play bridge.

Yeah, I definitely will. Oh, you are fun.

I had no idea that you, a little girl, would be so much fun.

Jesus, too. You're okay with this now, huh?

Huh? You're okay with that? I'm okay with it. Take it all.

I'm really okay with it.

That's it.

I said, lick my fucking wedding ring.

Yeah.

Don't you tell your mother about this, huh?

No. I don't want your mom hating me.

Don't worry.

I'm like her second child.