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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

There you go.

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Where's your swap, Dad?

I have no idea.

We're waiting on him to start the next swap challenge.

Hey!

Sorry I took so long. It's about time.

Alright, it says here we need photos of all the items on this lab.

And we're going to be in teams.

It's going to be me and you.

And my mom and Junior.

Now, don't forget it's a scavenger hunt. Okay. And there is no cheating.

No cheating.

And everything will be free use. Remember, we must apply free use.

Got it? Okay.

Okay. And I can't read the next part. It's all smudged.

Well, Swap Dads, let's get started.

Let's do it.

So, we only need one more thing and we will win the competition.

What the fuck?

Hey!

What are you doing?

I was trying to get milk.

This is highly inappropriate, and it's not how you interact with your swap mom.

Well, there's no more milk in the fridge, and she said that free youth

you know, we get to do whatever we want whenever we want, so...

So no, that is not what free use is. Free use means you get images off the

internet with no copyright restrictions.

Wait a minute.

Free use or free use technically means we can do whatever we want.

You know, he's really good at this.

Which is great because you haven't been the most attentive husband.

Yeah, we only need one more to win, so...

We only need one more to win.

What are you doing? Did you hear him? We only need one more to win. We need to,

you know, make something happen. Let me get some milk out of you and we'll win

the competition.

You are my swap daughter. We can't do this.

It's for you.

You can do whatever you want, right?

I mean, once she makes one squirt of milk, we win.

Oh my god.

What?

Fuck.

Shit.

Oh, God.

Oh my God. Oh my

God.

This is so fun!

I'm going to hell with this.

I'm going to hell.

I feel so good.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Want to try this one?

Straight. Okay.

Shit. Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes, that's what I fucking want.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

this is so good.

Right there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's so good.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes,

yes, yes.

Yes, just like this.

Okay. Yes.

Oh, my God. That's so good.

Use it. Use it. Oh, my God.

Fucking mess.

Fucking mess.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I'm sorry

I'm so fucking close.

I love it.

So sexy.

Should we try it again?

Let's do it.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Ugh!

I guess we can call that challenge a draw.