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Yeah, your coworker thought you're a fucking idiot, man.

Oh, baby.

You're so silly.

We have company.

But... Later.

Oh.

Sorry. Sorry, guys.

Thought you were here for a second.

You kissed me like that. It's so fucking hot.

Reminds me of that cruise that we went on.

The one where we met the blonde and stayed up all night and missed swimming

the dolphins?

Yeah. It was so fucking hot.

Wait, you guys have had a threesome?

Yeah, it's a cruise.

It's supposed to be fun.

You guys should go on one. I think you'd like it.

Yeah, maybe we should book one for next summer.

Yeah, I'm not really a fan of the ocean.

But maybe next year.

Oh, okay.

Hey, why don't we get everyone something to drink?

Coffee? Yeah.

You want one?

Yeah, that sounds fine. Yeah, that sounds great.

It's nothing.

Oh, come on.

You seem upset. What's going on?

Okay, fine.

I guess I just wish he was a little bit more like your boyfriend.

I mean, he never wants to do anything for me.

He's just so vanilla.

Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

It's fine, I guess.

I mean, who doesn't want to have a threesome with a hot blonde on a cruise?

It's like every man's dream, right?

I mean, maybe he's just nervous.

Two girls is double the pressure after all.

Yeah. I guess.

Maybe I can teach him.

What?

Maybe I can teach your boyfriend to loosen the hell up.

You really think you could do that?

Yeah, I know that I could.

I can be very convincing when I want to be.

I didn't have any trouble convincing you back in college, did I?

Okay. All right.

Let's do that.

Uh, what's going on?

We're teaching you how to relax.

You know, open up.

It's time you learned to live a little.

You know about this?

Yeah, of course I do.

And I think it's a great idea.

You really need to relax, baby.

I want to have some fun with you and him and her.

See?

What do you think?

Yeah, I'm cool with it.

Yes, finally.

Relax, baby.

You like the way she's sucking your dick, baby?

I want you to have some fun today.

Yeah.

I've got to say, your girl's pretty good at this.

She looks like she's doing a great job.

She's treating you well, huh, sweetie?

I didn't write anywhere from college.

Parker, are you happy with my dress?

Oh my god. Fuck.

in between, but...

I would think that.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I'll take it.

Sounds like a good plan.