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Has everyone here been removing their yoni eggs?

Removing them in order to have sex?

Sex with someone other than their spouse?

Clearly, there is a lot of negative yoni energy here.

But luckily, it's not too late.

Is everyone here?

Ready to keep an open mind?

To really address the core issue?

Yeah. Okay then.

We're going to play a game called Strip.

Everybody takes a turn admitting one sexual act that they intensely enjoy.

As you do so, you remove one piece of clothing.

What's the point of this then?

The point is to stand figuratively and symbolically naked in front of your

spouse, speaking to your deepest fire.

I mean, nothing else has worked this weekend.

Might as well give it a try.

What do you have to lose?

I love it when a guy motorboats my tit.

You never let me motorboat your tit.

Maybe I don't like how you do it.

Okay, everybody just breathe.

This is all just about sharing.

Well, I like having my balls cupped.

With a hand or a tongue?

Both.

Maybe if you didn't smother me with your balls, I would look at them more often.

Like being smothered.

Well, I like having my ass licked.

I love having my pussy eaten out.

licking feet.

It's funny because I like licking pussy.

So, what do we do now?

I want you to invite your partner to watch while you receive your deepest

desires.

So you want me to watch my wife cheat on me?

I want you all To watch your partner receive pleasure and learn what it is

they like.

I mean... Yes.

I want you all to watch your partner receive pleasure and learn what it is

they like.

Well... There's one other thing that I didn't mention I like.

I've always wanted to be with a woman.

Can you hear us? Oh.

Oh.

Sounds good to me.

Yes, good to pause.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, man.

or anything like that.

Let's take it.

Have a go in your wife.

Yeah. Switch it up.

Is that nothing?

Is that nothing?

Hello.

Oh!

this weekend really saved my marriage.

I know.

Keep that yoni calibrated.

I really want to keep my egg.

I'm sorry.

Fine.

I'll get you your very own egg the second we get home.

He really is the greatest.

I can see that now.

What a filthy bunch of bad eggs.

Oh, wait, I almost forgot.