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You're over here jerking off our swamp, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Hey guys, it's Emma's Valentine's Day and we have things to do.

So, I've organized some tasks for us.

So, Dad, you're going to the store and pick up some pies for Valentine's Day.

And me too.

I'm putting you in charge of decorations and blowing up balloons.

And I will bake the cupcakes for the party.

And then we can all decorate them together.

This is going to be so much fun.

Hey, you two, remember, this is a family party, so no funny business. Do you

understand me?

Yes, what, Mom?

Okay, well, let's get started, guys.

We have things to do.

All right.

You coming, Ken?

Yeah, I'll be right there. Okay.

You two better behave, or at least don't get caught.

Could you show me how to tie one of these?

Yeah, sure.

Just like that.

Just gotta be gentle with it, okay?

Can't be too rough.

Like this?

Yeah, just like that.

So, how's your boyfriend?

Well, he broke up with me, actually.

I'm sorry.

He's kind of a fucking idiot, though. You know, perfect.

Well, he said that I talked about you too much, so... Oh, really?

Yeah.

I mean, I can't stop thinking about you. I miss you.

I feel like we have a real connection, and I know you felt it too.

Well, yeah, but, I mean, we're kind of a swap family.

I love you.

I love you too, but there's no point.

We should probably just get all this done before Swap Mom gets back and gets

at us.

Hey, what's up? Listen,

I love you, and I want to be your Valentine, and I know you want to be

would you just please be my Valentine?

Yeah, of course.

Oh, my goodness.

Wow.

Wait. Do you hear that?

I don't hear anything.

That's Kimmy and Parker fucking.

Damn it. I knew this was going to happen.

Look, they're young.

They're in love. It's Valentine's Day.

No.

They're family.

We need to put a stop to this right now.

Or...

Since you look so sexy when you're mad, we can take this time while they're

occupied and maybe go around ourselves.

Okay, just for a little.

What the fuck?

I love you.

Oh, thank you.

a swan god has a big dick fair point but if a swan god doesn't have a big dick

You guys can fuck and we can't.

Bye.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What's that?

starting me.