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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,072 --> 00:01:00,698 So, how's your life going? 2 00:01:01,097 --> 00:01:03,180 Having any chest pains? 3 00:01:03,181 --> 00:01:04,638 Been in an accident? 4 00:01:05,889 --> 00:01:07,637 Are you bleeding anywhere? 5 00:01:07,638 --> 00:01:10,679 I'm the one you call when shit goes wrong. 6 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,805 I am your best friend on your worst day. 7 00:01:14,555 --> 00:01:16,637 And all of the shit you're about to see 8 00:01:16,638 --> 00:01:20,306 happened to a real, actual paramedic. 9 00:01:21,139 --> 00:01:22,264 Me. 10 00:01:33,513 --> 00:01:35,679 Well, well, well, Taggert. 11 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,221 Randy. 12 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,181 What's up, Mike? 13 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:41,221 - Who's your friend? - Nobody. 14 00:01:41,222 --> 00:01:43,929 Student ride-along. Not a real person. 15 00:01:43,930 --> 00:01:45,929 Man, don't take that shit from them. 16 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:47,804 Hey. What y'all doin' here anyway? 17 00:01:47,805 --> 00:01:49,346 We got a disturbing the peace call. 18 00:01:49,347 --> 00:01:50,512 What? 19 00:01:50,513 --> 00:01:52,263 Taggert, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout? 20 00:01:52,264 --> 00:01:53,888 They told us it was an unknown medical. 21 00:01:53,889 --> 00:01:55,347 Shit, I hope it is. 22 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:56,679 Somebody gotta go to the hospital, 23 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,471 that's yo' paperwork, not mine. 24 00:01:58,472 --> 00:01:59,971 Yep, the ABCs of police work. 25 00:01:59,972 --> 00:02:01,637 "Ambulance before cruiser." 26 00:02:01,638 --> 00:02:03,471 Please be "disturbing the peace." 27 00:02:03,472 --> 00:02:05,804 Please "disturbing the peace." Come on! 28 00:02:05,805 --> 00:02:06,889 Police! 29 00:02:10,056 --> 00:02:11,180 OD. 30 00:02:11,181 --> 00:02:12,847 That's on y'all, suckas. 31 00:02:15,014 --> 00:02:15,971 Shit. 32 00:02:15,972 --> 00:02:17,889 - You wanna get the stretcher? - Gladly. 33 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:19,721 Is she dead? 34 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:22,181 She's not dead. Dying, but not dead. 35 00:02:22,764 --> 00:02:24,014 What do we assess first? 36 00:02:24,847 --> 00:02:26,056 - ABCs. - ABCs. 37 00:02:27,056 --> 00:02:30,055 - Airway, breathing, circulation. - Yes. 38 00:02:30,056 --> 00:02:31,554 First thing, that's what we check. 39 00:02:31,555 --> 00:02:32,637 - Understand that? - Yes. 40 00:02:32,638 --> 00:02:34,596 - ABCs. They didn't-- - ABCs... 41 00:02:34,597 --> 00:02:35,763 Oh, man. 42 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,388 Oh! Hey! 43 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,554 You know what the treatment is for a dirty needle stick? Chemo. 44 00:02:41,555 --> 00:02:43,096 Same as for a cancer patient. 45 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:46,013 Seventy-two hours flat on your back and puking. 46 00:02:46,014 --> 00:02:47,846 And a year's worth of HIV tests. 47 00:02:47,847 --> 00:02:49,555 Alright. Now... 48 00:02:52,056 --> 00:02:54,138 I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers. 49 00:02:54,139 --> 00:02:56,804 I should mention at this point that you're all going to die. 50 00:02:56,805 --> 00:02:58,138 Heart attack. 51 00:02:58,139 --> 00:02:59,471 Car accident. 52 00:02:59,472 --> 00:03:00,804 Murder. 53 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:02,013 Cancer. 54 00:03:02,014 --> 00:03:03,347 Diabetic shock. 55 00:03:03,348 --> 00:03:04,679 Fork in the toaster. 56 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,680 Or peanut allergy. 57 00:03:07,264 --> 00:03:08,930 Rich, poor. Old, young. 58 00:03:09,764 --> 00:03:12,055 Sometimes they don't find you for days. 59 00:03:12,056 --> 00:03:13,804 You'll be dead too one day, 60 00:03:13,805 --> 00:03:14,929 and sooner than you think. 61 00:03:14,930 --> 00:03:16,597 Because guess what? 62 00:03:17,181 --> 00:03:18,388 It all ends. 63 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,181 You know the movie of your life? 64 00:03:21,805 --> 00:03:23,097 The one you're starring in. 65 00:03:24,014 --> 00:03:27,472 One day, that movie just ends, and you're gone. 66 00:03:28,472 --> 00:03:30,555 Remember what it was like before you were born? 67 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,181 It'll be just like that. 68 00:03:35,805 --> 00:03:36,764 Forever. 69 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:41,846 But sometimes, 'cause of people like me, 70 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,263 you get a little borrowed time. 71 00:03:44,264 --> 00:03:46,763 I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers. 72 00:03:46,764 --> 00:03:48,306 Get the fuck outta my house. 73 00:03:50,014 --> 00:03:51,096 Gun! 74 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:53,931 Secure your scene, Taggert! Secure your fuckin' scene! 75 00:03:55,805 --> 00:03:57,305 Fuck, man. First of all, 76 00:03:57,306 --> 00:03:58,804 I ain't know you could run that fuckin' fast. 77 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,387 God damn, you fast! 78 00:04:00,388 --> 00:04:01,971 Second of all, who had a fuckin' gun? 79 00:04:01,972 --> 00:04:04,471 I'm gonna fuckin' kill dispatch for this. 80 00:04:04,472 --> 00:04:06,512 She shot at us. 81 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:08,804 You idiot! Someone pulls out a gun, you run! 82 00:04:08,805 --> 00:04:10,638 - Clear! - Get your fuckin' ugly-ass 83 00:04:10,639 --> 00:04:12,096 motherfuckin' hands off me, 84 00:04:12,097 --> 00:04:13,888 you goddamn ugly fuckin' mutt! 85 00:04:13,889 --> 00:04:16,597 Scene's all yours, EMS. 86 00:04:46,348 --> 00:04:48,264 Randy, man, you okay? 87 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:50,722 I'm fine. 88 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,679 It's gonna be alright, okay, ma'am? 89 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,888 We're not gonna let you die. 90 00:04:58,889 --> 00:05:00,554 Seriously, you say that one more time, 91 00:05:00,555 --> 00:05:02,138 I'm gonna punch you in the throat. 92 00:05:02,139 --> 00:05:03,971 We never say that to a patient. 93 00:05:03,972 --> 00:05:05,555 - Ever. - Sorry. 94 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:08,596 What's that? 95 00:05:08,597 --> 00:05:10,555 This is NARCAN. 96 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,387 It kicks the heroin off of the narcotic receptors. 97 00:05:14,388 --> 00:05:16,804 This woman just paid a lot of money 98 00:05:16,805 --> 00:05:18,554 to get higher than Jimi Hendrix 99 00:05:18,555 --> 00:05:21,972 and we're about to take that away from her like... that. 100 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,596 Okay. You know what? 101 00:05:25,597 --> 00:05:27,305 I wouldn't sit there if I were you. 102 00:05:27,306 --> 00:05:28,471 Why? 103 00:05:28,472 --> 00:05:29,972 Because... 104 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,471 of the puke. 105 00:05:32,472 --> 00:05:34,139 It's in my mouth! 106 00:05:35,430 --> 00:05:36,763 What the fuck?! 107 00:05:36,764 --> 00:05:38,347 What did she eat?! 108 00:05:38,348 --> 00:05:40,305 You stole my high, motherfucker! 109 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:42,055 You're welcome. Your life was saved. 110 00:05:42,056 --> 00:05:43,554 We're taking you to the hospital, ma'am. 111 00:05:43,555 --> 00:05:45,596 You need to-- Ma'am, settle down. 112 00:05:45,597 --> 00:05:48,180 Hey, no. Hey! Calm down! 113 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,721 You need to calm down! 114 00:05:49,722 --> 00:05:51,721 Oh, shit! Her arm's free! 115 00:05:51,722 --> 00:05:52,764 No! 116 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:55,638 Oh, shit! Oh, no! 117 00:05:55,639 --> 00:05:56,806 No! 118 00:06:00,889 --> 00:06:03,014 - Got a needle! - That is illegal, ma'am! 119 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:09,889 Oh, God... 120 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,013 Are you kidding me? 121 00:06:13,014 --> 00:06:16,223 You stuck me with a dirty needle! 122 00:06:16,972 --> 00:06:18,264 You shit! 123 00:06:19,139 --> 00:06:21,097 Hey! Mike, brake! 124 00:06:21,098 --> 00:06:22,806 What the fuck? 125 00:06:25,806 --> 00:06:27,472 Right... right in the face. 126 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:30,597 Hold her down! 127 00:06:31,098 --> 00:06:33,181 Hey! Now-- Shit! I fell in it! 128 00:06:36,806 --> 00:06:38,722 You crazy bitch! 129 00:06:41,430 --> 00:06:43,264 - Shit! - Hey, hit her with the oxygen! 130 00:06:45,098 --> 00:06:46,806 - Breathe, bitch! - What are you doing?! 131 00:06:50,098 --> 00:06:52,306 I said hit her with it! 132 00:07:00,223 --> 00:07:01,263 What happened? 133 00:07:01,264 --> 00:07:03,264 We administered oxygen. 134 00:07:04,722 --> 00:07:08,764 Yes, and then the patient needed to be restrained, 135 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,180 thereby possibly resulting 136 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,138 in some self-administered bruising. 137 00:07:14,139 --> 00:07:16,805 Is that your medical opinion? 138 00:07:16,806 --> 00:07:19,388 Sorry, what medical school did you go to again, doctor? 139 00:07:19,389 --> 00:07:20,972 - Not a doctor. - Sorry? 140 00:07:22,389 --> 00:07:24,846 - Not a doctor. - That's right! 141 00:07:24,847 --> 00:07:26,680 You're not a doctor. 142 00:07:26,681 --> 00:07:29,638 So what do you say we leave the diagnosing of the patients 143 00:07:29,639 --> 00:07:31,429 - to the real doctors, huh? - Okay. 144 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:33,055 I got a dirty needle stick in the ambulance, 145 00:07:33,056 --> 00:07:34,471 so if you'd please write a prescription... 146 00:07:34,472 --> 00:07:35,721 - What a shitshow. - ...for retroviral-- 147 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,180 You are unbelievable. 148 00:07:37,181 --> 00:07:38,888 Hope you enjoy this nice, clean hospital... 149 00:07:38,889 --> 00:07:41,013 - Any dignity left in the EMS? - ...while I'm out on the streets 150 00:07:41,014 --> 00:07:42,846 getting vomited on, having to take pills 151 00:07:42,847 --> 00:07:45,305 that smell like a hobo shat in my mouth! 152 00:07:45,306 --> 00:07:46,430 Hey! 153 00:07:47,847 --> 00:07:50,056 In one day, I've been... 154 00:07:51,139 --> 00:07:52,306 shot at... 155 00:07:55,098 --> 00:07:58,056 thrown up on, and... strangled. 156 00:07:59,264 --> 00:08:00,555 And what, we still have... 157 00:08:02,306 --> 00:08:05,681 11 hours left in the shift. 158 00:08:06,472 --> 00:08:08,139 How do you guys do this every day? 159 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:10,680 It's our job. 160 00:08:10,681 --> 00:08:12,305 Your job sucks! 161 00:08:12,306 --> 00:08:14,805 Yeah, and it sounds real shitty when you say it like that. 162 00:08:14,806 --> 00:08:17,388 Yeah, well, I can't go back on that ambulance. 163 00:08:17,389 --> 00:08:18,722 Okay? 164 00:08:20,472 --> 00:08:21,764 I quit. 165 00:08:23,722 --> 00:08:25,098 I'm sorry, Mom. 166 00:08:30,098 --> 00:08:32,596 Your job sucks! 167 00:08:32,597 --> 00:08:34,181 Now there goes a future doctor. 168 00:09:15,223 --> 00:09:17,388 Temperature readings warming up a bit today 169 00:09:17,389 --> 00:09:18,388 into the upper 80s. 170 00:09:18,389 --> 00:09:20,722 By noontime, into the low 90s. 171 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:23,013 Ninety-four today. 172 00:09:23,014 --> 00:09:25,930 We're looking at some changes as we head into the weekend. 173 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:28,388 However, dry and pleasant weather continues. 174 00:09:28,389 --> 00:09:30,430 Rain expected to return next week. 175 00:09:34,348 --> 00:09:37,389 That's bullshit! You can't talk while intubated. 176 00:09:54,265 --> 00:09:56,223 Crescent Premium, how may I help you? 177 00:09:57,098 --> 00:09:59,181 Certainly. One moment, please. 178 00:10:00,597 --> 00:10:02,597 Crescent Premium, may I direct your call? 179 00:10:10,556 --> 00:10:13,348 Well, I see you've certainly put in your time as a paramedic. 180 00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:18,388 Well, I imagine insurance sounds pretty boring, 181 00:10:18,389 --> 00:10:21,222 but we do work under some pretty tight timetables. 182 00:10:21,223 --> 00:10:23,013 How are you at handling stress? 183 00:10:23,014 --> 00:10:24,931 Well, I'm a paramedic. 184 00:10:25,722 --> 00:10:26,848 So... 185 00:10:27,722 --> 00:10:29,556 I'm always stressed. 186 00:10:30,889 --> 00:10:32,305 Is that why you chose insurance? 187 00:10:32,306 --> 00:10:37,680 Well, I think that with my many years of experience 188 00:10:37,681 --> 00:10:39,972 as a medical provider, 189 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,805 that transitioning to another 190 00:10:41,806 --> 00:10:45,388 kind of medical or healthcare field, 191 00:10:45,389 --> 00:10:48,848 I could bring beneficial experience. 192 00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:50,806 Beneficial how? 193 00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:54,764 Well, I... 194 00:10:55,764 --> 00:10:58,722 think that being a paramedic is really important work. 195 00:10:59,556 --> 00:11:00,639 And... 196 00:11:01,889 --> 00:11:03,805 in all honesty, I got into EMS 197 00:11:03,806 --> 00:11:06,139 'cause I really wanted to help people. 198 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:08,429 But the reality is... 199 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:10,680 we hardly ever help anybody. 200 00:11:10,681 --> 00:11:12,888 We're just kind of a mop-up crew 201 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,763 for the worst tragedies in people's lives. 202 00:11:15,764 --> 00:11:17,223 You know? 203 00:11:18,389 --> 00:11:21,389 And, man, I have seen stuff. 204 00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:24,805 I mean, dead bodies don't even register. 205 00:11:24,806 --> 00:11:26,264 I've seen millions of dead bodies. 206 00:11:26,265 --> 00:11:31,139 Body parts. I've seen arms and faces ripped off. 207 00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:35,222 And, man, that image gets scarred into your brain 208 00:11:35,223 --> 00:11:38,388 for the rest of your life, and I'm tired. 209 00:11:38,389 --> 00:11:41,305 I'm tired. I show up to work first thing in the morning 210 00:11:41,306 --> 00:11:43,680 and my first thought is, "Fuck everybody." 211 00:11:43,681 --> 00:11:45,264 And given the opportunity, 212 00:11:45,265 --> 00:11:47,430 I would set fire to that ambulance. 213 00:11:47,431 --> 00:11:49,680 Because it's broken, Bruce. 214 00:11:49,681 --> 00:11:53,555 It's broken. The whole system is fucking broken. 215 00:11:53,556 --> 00:11:55,139 And it's sinking 216 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:57,222 and I'm out with a thimble, trying to bail it out, 217 00:11:57,223 --> 00:11:59,140 and if I make one mistake, someone could die. 218 00:12:00,014 --> 00:12:01,764 And you wanna know my experience? 219 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,389 I'm burning out. 220 00:12:08,223 --> 00:12:09,472 I'm burning out. 221 00:12:10,514 --> 00:12:11,764 I'm burning out. 222 00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:15,389 I'm burning out, and... 223 00:12:17,889 --> 00:12:19,597 I need the hell out of EMS 224 00:12:20,514 --> 00:12:22,431 before I fuck up and kill somebody. 225 00:12:31,597 --> 00:12:32,764 You have any other questions? 226 00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:53,513 22, are you 10-8 yet? 227 00:12:53,514 --> 00:12:54,972 Negative. 228 00:12:54,973 --> 00:12:57,430 - Waitin' on hospital paperwork. - Waitin' on paperwork. 229 00:12:57,431 --> 00:12:58,680 They are there hittin' on nurses. 230 00:12:58,681 --> 00:12:59,680 That's some bullshit. 231 00:12:59,681 --> 00:13:01,471 22, get movin'. 232 00:13:01,472 --> 00:13:03,514 Here you go, baby. Put that back for me? 233 00:13:05,472 --> 00:13:06,514 Oh, hey, Shanice. 234 00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:08,888 - Hey. - Hey, Randy. 235 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,930 How'd you enjoy your week off? 236 00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:14,014 Oh yeah, great. All the fun of cancer without the cancer. 237 00:13:14,015 --> 00:13:15,430 Yeah, I had a needle stick once. 238 00:13:15,431 --> 00:13:16,888 Oh, I remember. 239 00:13:16,889 --> 00:13:19,347 That junkie behind the chicken place, with the hair. 240 00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:21,471 Oh yeah, I forgot. I was ridin' with you. 241 00:13:21,472 --> 00:13:22,555 Hey, that's right. 242 00:13:22,556 --> 00:13:23,556 Hey, listen. 243 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,847 You gotta take me off the schedule. 244 00:13:29,848 --> 00:13:31,014 Please. 245 00:13:31,015 --> 00:13:33,430 You gotta cut down my hours, somehow. 246 00:13:33,431 --> 00:13:36,264 Really. I'm in... I'm in terrible shape, Shanice. 247 00:13:36,265 --> 00:13:38,098 Shanice, listen. 248 00:13:40,181 --> 00:13:43,555 - I'm not okay. - Randy, I am sorry, 249 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,805 but I am shorthanded. I don't have anybody else, 250 00:13:45,806 --> 00:13:48,097 so you're in 42 with Mike. 251 00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:49,680 Come on... 252 00:13:49,681 --> 00:13:51,222 Why you always sticking me with Mike? 253 00:13:51,223 --> 00:13:53,139 He's the only one that can put up wit' your prickly ass. 254 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:55,805 You may not know, but you're not good at interpersonal relations, 255 00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:57,180 and I hope that's not a shock to you. 256 00:13:57,181 --> 00:13:59,763 'Cause know what? I rode with you for two years 257 00:13:59,764 --> 00:14:01,888 but you break most people within two or three months. 258 00:14:01,889 --> 00:14:04,722 Oh, come on. That's not true. That's not fair. 259 00:14:04,723 --> 00:14:06,930 Lots of people like riding with me. Like Kim. 260 00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:08,889 You like riding with me, right, Kim? 261 00:14:10,848 --> 00:14:13,347 Oh. You do so like riding with me. 262 00:14:13,348 --> 00:14:14,805 She likes riding with me. 263 00:14:14,806 --> 00:14:16,638 Shanice, when we gon' get a raise? 264 00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,306 Oh, baby, I would love to give you a raise, 265 00:14:18,307 --> 00:14:20,306 and as soon as the government ups our reimbursements, 266 00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:21,680 that's when you will get your raise. 267 00:14:21,681 --> 00:14:23,555 And by the way, Randy, you have another student. 268 00:14:23,556 --> 00:14:25,139 - No. Unh-uh. - Yes. 269 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,014 No. There's no way. No. 270 00:14:27,015 --> 00:14:28,972 You are senior. You get the student. 271 00:14:28,973 --> 00:14:30,847 Is there another paramedic I should put them with? 272 00:14:30,848 --> 00:14:32,514 Somebody better than you? 273 00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:36,764 - Nobody's better than me. - What I thought you'd say. 274 00:14:39,389 --> 00:14:41,347 Oh, come on, baby. Don't do me like that. 275 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,388 You know I'm at work. 276 00:14:43,389 --> 00:14:44,764 Look, I don't get off 'til seven. 277 00:14:45,598 --> 00:14:47,471 No, not p.m., a.m. 278 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:50,598 I can get at you at 7:30, baby. All I need's 45 minutes. 279 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,973 That's more than enough time, you know? 280 00:14:53,723 --> 00:14:55,347 Mm-hmm, about 15 pumps. 281 00:14:55,348 --> 00:14:57,223 Aw, yeah, you know I like that. 282 00:14:57,723 --> 00:14:59,223 Randy's here. I'll call you back. 283 00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:01,805 Look at this old creaky bitch. 284 00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:03,763 You know you only got like ten summers left. 285 00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:05,055 Don't start with me. 286 00:15:05,056 --> 00:15:07,015 I haven't even had breakfast yet. 287 00:15:07,848 --> 00:15:09,890 Mike, you gonna let me drive today? 288 00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:12,805 No. Okay? I drive. You know that. 289 00:15:12,806 --> 00:15:14,805 - Come on. - No! 290 00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:17,222 Look, I wheel, you heal. 291 00:15:17,223 --> 00:15:19,222 Why do you wanna upset the natural order of things? 292 00:15:19,223 --> 00:15:21,097 And look, we got a student today too. 293 00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:22,430 I know. I'm hoping we can pull out 294 00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:23,973 before that dipshit shows up. 295 00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:28,014 Dipshit's already here. 296 00:15:28,015 --> 00:15:30,139 Oh, fuckwad. 297 00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:31,472 Or Jessica. 298 00:15:33,056 --> 00:15:34,764 - Randy. - Hey, Randy. 299 00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:37,056 - Thanks for having me. - Hey! 300 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:40,014 You know something? You seem pretty smart. 301 00:15:40,015 --> 00:15:41,680 Bet you on the top of your paramedic class 302 00:15:41,681 --> 00:15:42,763 and everything, ain't ya? 303 00:15:42,764 --> 00:15:44,638 Hmm. Pretty smart. 304 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,972 I'm smart too. 305 00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:47,598 Game recognize game. 306 00:15:48,639 --> 00:15:49,931 - Okay. - Listen up. 307 00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:53,597 We work a 24-hour shift, from 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m. 308 00:15:53,598 --> 00:15:55,471 You really wanna spend 24 hours 309 00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:57,723 in this hot box with two sweaty dudes? 310 00:15:59,098 --> 00:16:00,889 - Yep. - You're gonna see things 311 00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,764 that you can't unsee. 312 00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,638 I'm sorry, did I make a mistake? 313 00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:08,181 Because I asked Shanice to set me up with the best 314 00:16:08,182 --> 00:16:10,056 because I wanna learn from the best, so... 315 00:16:10,973 --> 00:16:13,430 am I in the wrong truck, or...? 316 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,847 Okay. Alright. You wanna tag along, fine, 317 00:16:15,848 --> 00:16:17,638 but here's what you're gonna do. 318 00:16:17,639 --> 00:16:18,723 Nothing. 319 00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:20,805 You are going to do nothing, 320 00:16:20,806 --> 00:16:22,347 you are going to touch nothing, 321 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,014 you are going to say nothing 322 00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:26,139 unless I instruct you to. You understand? 323 00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:28,930 This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship. 324 00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:31,097 Okay? What I say goes. 325 00:16:31,098 --> 00:16:32,848 Period. End of story. 326 00:16:35,265 --> 00:16:37,973 Alright, "dick-tator." Let's hit it. 327 00:16:48,806 --> 00:16:50,763 What the hell? We're supposed to be saving lives 328 00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:51,930 and you're getting a latte? 329 00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:54,430 We don't get lunch or bathroom breaks. 330 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,264 We got 24 hours ahead of us, 331 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,430 we gotta grab what we can when we can, 332 00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:00,014 and right now I am starving. 333 00:17:00,015 --> 00:17:01,555 Hey! 334 00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:04,055 Do you guys really have to park like this, man? 335 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,181 You're taking up like three fucking spots. 336 00:17:06,182 --> 00:17:08,597 We park that way in case we have to leave quickly 337 00:17:08,598 --> 00:17:10,805 in an emergency, sir. 338 00:17:10,806 --> 00:17:13,638 You know what? All you people do is tie up traffic. 339 00:17:13,639 --> 00:17:15,472 You know that? You should get a fuckin' real job. 340 00:17:15,473 --> 00:17:16,722 How 'bout that? 341 00:17:16,723 --> 00:17:19,055 Hey, dipshit, we do have a real fuckin' job. 342 00:17:19,056 --> 00:17:22,055 What do you do with this plastic-ass name tag, Kevin? 343 00:17:22,056 --> 00:17:24,264 Huh? Go back to RadioShack, motherfucker! 344 00:17:24,265 --> 00:17:26,014 - Chill out, man. - I don't have to chill the fu-- 345 00:17:26,015 --> 00:17:28,055 - You chill the fuck out! - What an asshole. 346 00:17:28,056 --> 00:17:30,597 - Yeah, people are mean. - Fuck you. I'm not chilling! 347 00:17:30,598 --> 00:17:32,014 You'll see. 348 00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:34,681 Fuckin' handlebar mustache bitch. 349 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,265 Yeah, I'm sorry, Mama. 350 00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:41,264 Coffee and a muffin. 351 00:17:41,265 --> 00:17:42,597 No, you know what? 352 00:17:42,598 --> 00:17:44,722 Two muffins. One chocolate, one blueberry. 353 00:17:44,723 --> 00:17:47,680 Two muffins, one coffee. That is... 354 00:17:47,681 --> 00:17:49,140 $10.25. 355 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,306 - Free coffee for heroes. - Oh. 356 00:17:56,307 --> 00:17:59,182 Free coffee for firemen and policemen only. 357 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:01,930 I'm a paramedic. 358 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,513 Medic 42, emergency traffic. 359 00:18:03,514 --> 00:18:04,765 Sorry... 360 00:18:07,265 --> 00:18:08,764 Medic 42, respond emergent 361 00:18:08,765 --> 00:18:10,805 to 5200 West Imperial Highway 362 00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:12,265 for psychiatric patient. 363 00:18:13,015 --> 00:18:14,264 Oh, it's your boy Johnny. 364 00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:16,805 Man, I hope he's wearing clothes today. 365 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:19,306 You know something? I bet ya he's not. 366 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,597 Matter of fact, 20 bucks say he's gonna be butt-ass naked. 367 00:18:21,598 --> 00:18:23,555 - Oh, no way. - Twenty dollars. 368 00:18:23,556 --> 00:18:24,598 - Bet you right now. - I'm in. 369 00:18:25,223 --> 00:18:26,555 You're payin' for my lunch today 370 00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:27,847 'cause he gon' be fuckin' butt-ass naked. 371 00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:28,889 - Let's do this. - Let's do it. 372 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,555 - Come on, big money. - Okay. 373 00:18:30,556 --> 00:18:32,513 Hey, student of the year, what do you think? You in? 374 00:18:32,514 --> 00:18:34,931 - Balls in or out? - Balls? 375 00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:46,597 I am Satan and his only messenger! 376 00:18:46,598 --> 00:18:48,889 Well, there you have it. It's a draw. 377 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,223 Shirt, no pants. 378 00:18:50,973 --> 00:18:52,847 What are you talkin' 'bout? That's bullshit, okay? 379 00:18:52,848 --> 00:18:54,722 I can see his dick. That qualifies. 380 00:18:54,723 --> 00:18:55,847 He's not naked! 381 00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:58,181 Call that naked? He's wearing a shirt. 382 00:18:58,182 --> 00:19:00,972 Shirt, no pants. That's like... Winnie the Pooh. 383 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,472 I guess Winnie the Pooh got his dick out 384 00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:03,931 because I can see Winnie the Pooh's dick. 385 00:19:04,598 --> 00:19:06,388 Johnny, bring your naked ass over here! 386 00:19:06,389 --> 00:19:08,513 Leave this place... 387 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,348 or I'll destroy you all! 388 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,222 Oh. Okay, so you really wanna test your immortality? 389 00:19:13,223 --> 00:19:15,349 - Okay. - Leave now! 390 00:19:21,182 --> 00:19:23,889 I am Satan and his only messenger. 391 00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:26,348 Man, that's greedy as fuck. You cannot be Satan 392 00:19:26,349 --> 00:19:27,972 and his only messenger. 393 00:19:27,973 --> 00:19:30,349 Just pick one, okay? Got too many fuckin' jobs! 394 00:19:31,556 --> 00:19:33,889 I am Satan and his only messenger! 395 00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:35,348 Okay. You know what? 396 00:19:35,349 --> 00:19:37,430 Have some breakfast. But... 397 00:19:37,431 --> 00:19:39,513 leave people alone. Lay low. Okay? 398 00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:41,972 Or I'm gonna hook the defibrillator up to your face. 399 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,222 Bzz! You understand? 400 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,222 Look. It don't matter. Put some fuckin' pants on 401 00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:46,930 and get your ashy leprechaun ass from over here. 402 00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:48,140 Nobody want to see that shit! 403 00:19:48,848 --> 00:19:49,848 Satan does! 404 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,765 What... 405 00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:54,348 County, it's Medic 42. 406 00:19:54,349 --> 00:19:56,513 We are available. No patient on scene. 407 00:19:56,514 --> 00:19:58,056 Repeat, no patient on scene. 408 00:19:58,057 --> 00:20:00,097 Wait. What are you doing? You abandoned your patient. 409 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:01,472 You could lose your license. 410 00:20:01,473 --> 00:20:03,264 - Satan loves me! - That is not a patient. 411 00:20:03,265 --> 00:20:04,972 That is Johnny. 412 00:20:04,973 --> 00:20:06,348 If he was actively schizo, 413 00:20:06,349 --> 00:20:07,597 he'd be pulling out his hair 414 00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:09,388 and biting his lips until they bleed. 415 00:20:09,389 --> 00:20:11,889 That's what Johnny does when he's not on his meds. 416 00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:15,140 Right now, Johnny's acting this way because he's hungry. 417 00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:17,056 - Oh, he's hungry. Yeah. - Yes. 418 00:20:17,057 --> 00:20:19,097 The guy wagging his dick around. 419 00:20:19,098 --> 00:20:20,223 - Yeah. - He's hungry. 420 00:20:20,848 --> 00:20:22,722 He wants us to take him into the ER 421 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,222 where they have to give him a meal before they let him go, 422 00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,264 because the ER has no choice. 423 00:20:27,265 --> 00:20:30,348 They legally can't turn anyone away. 424 00:20:30,349 --> 00:20:33,222 Now, we could bring him in for his ER happy meal, 425 00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:35,722 but guess what? There's a shit-ton of paperwork involved. 426 00:20:35,723 --> 00:20:37,931 So it's a lot easier for me to skip the middleman 427 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,513 and give him my breakfast. And I'm starving! 428 00:20:40,514 --> 00:20:43,014 Okay. So just to recap. 429 00:20:43,015 --> 00:20:45,806 Your medical solution is muffins. 430 00:20:47,349 --> 00:20:50,056 I sacrificed my delicious muffins 431 00:20:50,057 --> 00:20:51,224 for the good of humanity. 432 00:20:52,307 --> 00:20:54,389 - Mike, let's roll. - Alright. We're outta here. 433 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:01,514 Why are you here? 434 00:21:02,973 --> 00:21:04,389 Because I wanna save lives. 435 00:21:06,681 --> 00:21:08,472 - Is that funny? - You wanna save lives. 436 00:21:08,473 --> 00:21:09,805 You think we savin' lives? 437 00:21:09,806 --> 00:21:11,597 Come on, now. We just gave a dude muffins. 438 00:21:11,598 --> 00:21:13,472 Yeah, I used to want to be a hero, 439 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,513 but the fact is, we're not heroes. 440 00:21:16,514 --> 00:21:17,722 Okay? 441 00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:20,139 The fact is that most of the calls we get 442 00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:21,388 are bullshit. 443 00:21:21,389 --> 00:21:22,639 The people that need us don't call, 444 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,639 and the people that call don't need us. 445 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,264 People live, people die. 446 00:21:26,265 --> 00:21:29,223 You rarely make any kind of difference whatsoever. 447 00:21:29,224 --> 00:21:30,348 This is a job. 448 00:21:30,349 --> 00:21:33,430 Okay? You clock in, you clock out. 449 00:21:33,431 --> 00:21:35,597 At the end of the day you go home. That's it. 450 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,181 I don't think you really believe that. 451 00:21:37,182 --> 00:21:38,805 No, I do. 452 00:21:38,806 --> 00:21:41,181 I do. I really, really do. 453 00:21:41,182 --> 00:21:42,889 And you should too if you want to last. 454 00:21:42,890 --> 00:21:45,264 But you have people's lives in your hands. 455 00:21:45,265 --> 00:21:47,680 How can you not care? How can you not give a shit? 456 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:48,890 Caring is what kills you. 457 00:21:49,556 --> 00:21:50,847 The fact is, 458 00:21:50,848 --> 00:21:53,139 most people in this job can't last a year. 459 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:54,430 They can't hack it. 460 00:21:54,431 --> 00:21:56,472 And the good ones, the really, really good ones? 461 00:21:56,473 --> 00:21:57,722 Five years. 462 00:21:57,723 --> 00:21:59,598 Five years, max. That's all they can handle. 463 00:22:02,098 --> 00:22:03,556 How long have you been doing it? 464 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:08,515 Eighteen years, nine months. 465 00:22:17,556 --> 00:22:18,680 Alright, class president, 466 00:22:18,681 --> 00:22:20,140 this one's for real, so pay attention. 467 00:22:20,932 --> 00:22:22,306 You're with me. Grab the bag. 468 00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:23,722 - Okay. - Don't touch anything. 469 00:22:23,723 --> 00:22:24,639 Nothing. Got it? 470 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:25,973 But then why am I... 471 00:22:26,515 --> 00:22:27,848 even here? 472 00:22:33,389 --> 00:22:35,514 Walk. Don't run. Never run. 473 00:22:35,515 --> 00:22:36,889 - Why? - Why? 474 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:38,556 Oh, shit. Door's stuck. 475 00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:42,972 - BSI. - What? 476 00:22:42,973 --> 00:22:44,223 - BSI! - What the fuck is that? 477 00:22:44,224 --> 00:22:45,806 - Put your gloves on! - Oh. Okay. 478 00:22:45,807 --> 00:22:47,472 - Hey, Jimmy. - Hey. 479 00:22:47,473 --> 00:22:49,056 Gonna need you to pop that door. 480 00:22:49,057 --> 00:22:51,388 - Got it. - Also need an additional driver. 481 00:22:51,389 --> 00:22:52,764 I need Mike in the back with me. 482 00:22:52,765 --> 00:22:55,182 - We're on it. - Hey. Everything's okay? 483 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,680 What is that? 484 00:22:57,681 --> 00:23:00,099 I answer questions after the fact. 485 00:23:03,389 --> 00:23:04,723 It's a window punch. 486 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:07,931 Okay, go ahead. 487 00:23:07,932 --> 00:23:09,139 Pull her out the side. 488 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:10,431 - Move in. - Little more. 489 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,056 Alright, head of her class, what do we assess first? 490 00:23:15,057 --> 00:23:16,847 Airway, breathing, circulation. 491 00:23:16,848 --> 00:23:18,764 He's breathing, but it's rapid deep breaths. 492 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,680 Kussmauls? 493 00:23:20,681 --> 00:23:22,306 Wait, am I right? 494 00:23:22,307 --> 00:23:24,389 Rookie, get out the way. 495 00:23:24,390 --> 00:23:25,680 What's goin' on here? 496 00:23:25,681 --> 00:23:27,472 Got Kussmauls. 497 00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:30,181 Possible broken everything. What about you? 498 00:23:30,182 --> 00:23:32,098 Lady was just a little shook up but she's alright. 499 00:23:32,099 --> 00:23:33,889 Alright. Grab me a collar, will ya? 500 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:35,514 Okay, I got you. 501 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,099 - Get out the way. - Sorry. Sorry. 502 00:23:39,099 --> 00:23:40,806 Alright, and grab me a non-rebreather. 503 00:23:40,807 --> 00:23:42,680 You just said not to touch anything. 504 00:23:42,681 --> 00:23:44,972 And now I'm asking you to touch a non-rebreather 505 00:23:44,973 --> 00:23:46,223 and bring it to me. 506 00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:48,182 Wait. No. 507 00:23:50,307 --> 00:23:51,306 Sorry. 508 00:23:51,307 --> 00:23:52,972 Not in the truck. In the bag! 509 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,306 - The what? - In the bag! 510 00:23:55,307 --> 00:23:56,722 Oh, shit. 511 00:23:56,723 --> 00:23:58,182 Walk. Don't run. 512 00:24:01,099 --> 00:24:02,681 Hey, buddy. Can you hear me? 513 00:24:05,932 --> 00:24:07,556 One, two, three. 514 00:24:09,598 --> 00:24:11,056 One, two, three. 515 00:24:11,057 --> 00:24:13,224 No. Yeah, I got him. 516 00:24:14,349 --> 00:24:16,098 - How am I doin'? - Alright. 517 00:24:16,099 --> 00:24:18,139 Nothing in the belly, good in all four. 518 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,682 Got this, hero? 519 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,556 Oh, shit. He's in V-fib. 520 00:24:24,473 --> 00:24:25,972 You, I need you to do CPR. 521 00:24:25,973 --> 00:24:27,807 Now. Go. Go! 522 00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:34,932 Harder. 523 00:24:35,848 --> 00:24:37,348 Harder! You're not doing anything. 524 00:24:37,349 --> 00:24:38,514 Harder! 525 00:24:38,515 --> 00:24:40,597 Oh, God! I think I just broke his ribs. 526 00:24:40,598 --> 00:24:42,348 No. That's a good thing. 527 00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:44,098 Don't stop, okay? Means you're doing it right. 528 00:24:44,099 --> 00:24:46,265 Yeah. I can fix broken. I can't fix dead. 529 00:24:47,057 --> 00:24:48,099 Come on! 530 00:24:54,848 --> 00:24:56,098 Are we gonna shock him? 531 00:24:56,099 --> 00:24:58,098 No, we gonna wax his chest. 532 00:24:58,099 --> 00:24:59,555 Yes, we gonna shock him. 533 00:24:59,556 --> 00:25:00,765 Charging. 534 00:25:01,598 --> 00:25:02,764 Clear. 535 00:25:02,765 --> 00:25:05,057 Brainiac is clear. All clear. 536 00:25:13,598 --> 00:25:15,014 Comin' through. 537 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:16,847 Hello? Hello! 538 00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:20,555 Got a approximately 40-year-old male, two-car MVA. 539 00:25:20,556 --> 00:25:22,430 Restrained driver. 540 00:25:22,431 --> 00:25:24,099 Severe damage to the vehicle. 541 00:25:25,015 --> 00:25:26,598 Ten-minute extrication. 542 00:25:27,307 --> 00:25:28,806 Kussmauls at first, 543 00:25:28,807 --> 00:25:31,681 but once we got him out went apneic and V-fib. 544 00:25:31,682 --> 00:25:34,056 Been shocked three times. Last was on the drive here. 545 00:25:34,057 --> 00:25:35,056 Now asystolic. 546 00:25:35,057 --> 00:25:37,390 Ready? One, two, three. 547 00:25:40,057 --> 00:25:41,764 Pupils are fixed and dilated. 548 00:25:41,765 --> 00:25:44,265 Fractured right arm and depressed skull fracture in-- 549 00:25:44,266 --> 00:25:47,098 Hold compression. Just hold. Please. 550 00:25:47,099 --> 00:25:48,431 He's asystolic. 551 00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:51,430 You said he was traumatic. Did you ever get a pulse back? 552 00:25:51,431 --> 00:25:53,014 - No. - No. 553 00:25:53,015 --> 00:25:54,556 No. 554 00:25:55,224 --> 00:25:57,681 Time of death, 10:29. 555 00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:59,973 Oh, God. You gotta be shitting me. 556 00:25:59,974 --> 00:26:01,640 Is that mud? 557 00:26:02,598 --> 00:26:04,764 Well, nice job, Dr. Randy. 558 00:26:04,765 --> 00:26:07,014 Just track all the mud and bacteria you want 559 00:26:07,015 --> 00:26:08,349 into my ER. 560 00:26:13,099 --> 00:26:14,598 Seriously? 561 00:26:26,390 --> 00:26:28,099 Hey. What happened? 562 00:26:28,682 --> 00:26:31,099 The doctor just called it? That's it? 563 00:26:31,682 --> 00:26:33,014 Yes, that's it. 564 00:26:33,015 --> 00:26:35,014 Dude was dead when we got there. 565 00:26:35,015 --> 00:26:36,764 Okay, well, if you thought he was dead, 566 00:26:36,765 --> 00:26:38,722 then why did you make me do CPR? 567 00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:41,806 Because nobody dies in an ambulance. 568 00:26:41,807 --> 00:26:43,556 What do you mean? It's an ambulance. 569 00:26:43,557 --> 00:26:46,722 - People die all the time. - Nobody dies in the ambulance. 570 00:26:46,723 --> 00:26:49,265 It's a legal nightmare. Once we start working on you, 571 00:26:49,266 --> 00:26:50,931 we're not allowed to declare you dead. 572 00:26:50,932 --> 00:26:52,848 Only a doctor or coroner can do that. 573 00:26:52,849 --> 00:26:55,056 So even if he has zero chance of making it, 574 00:26:55,057 --> 00:26:58,806 even if we're just pumping blood through a corpse, 575 00:26:58,807 --> 00:27:00,681 we cannot declare him dead. 576 00:27:00,682 --> 00:27:02,639 Now, he can be dead before we show up, 577 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,722 he can be dead once we drop him off, 578 00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:07,765 but never, ever in between. 579 00:27:09,515 --> 00:27:11,430 That doesn't make any medical sense. 580 00:27:11,431 --> 00:27:12,890 It's not medicine. 581 00:27:13,807 --> 00:27:15,389 It's healthcare. 582 00:27:15,390 --> 00:27:17,015 Welcome to EMS. 583 00:27:26,266 --> 00:27:27,389 No. 584 00:27:27,390 --> 00:27:29,557 No! God damnit. 585 00:27:30,974 --> 00:27:32,140 Stay. 586 00:27:32,890 --> 00:27:34,639 No! Go! 587 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,056 Take my dollar, you motherfucker! 588 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:39,765 God damnit! 589 00:27:41,807 --> 00:27:42,806 Children can hear you. 590 00:27:42,807 --> 00:27:44,640 Fine. Good. Do you have a dollar? 591 00:27:46,557 --> 00:27:48,973 What I don't understand is, if you hate your job so much, 592 00:27:48,974 --> 00:27:50,141 why don't you just quit? 593 00:27:51,057 --> 00:27:53,556 'Cause I like to eat and I don't like to sleep in the gutter. 594 00:27:53,557 --> 00:27:55,348 - So get another job. - Like what? 595 00:27:55,349 --> 00:27:57,098 Like airline pilot? Huh? 596 00:27:57,099 --> 00:28:00,556 I've tried. I am stuck here. Okay? Work at the hospital? 597 00:28:00,557 --> 00:28:03,514 All I'm qualified to do is change bedpans and wipe asses. 598 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,348 My training doesn't mean shit here. 599 00:28:05,349 --> 00:28:06,556 Go to med school? Forget it. 600 00:28:06,557 --> 00:28:07,889 No. By the time I finish, 601 00:28:07,890 --> 00:28:09,473 it will be time for me to retire. 602 00:28:10,807 --> 00:28:12,307 Okay. 603 00:28:12,932 --> 00:28:14,806 Wait. What? No! 604 00:28:14,807 --> 00:28:16,764 God! I hate you! 605 00:28:16,765 --> 00:28:18,556 No! 606 00:28:18,557 --> 00:28:20,390 God! 607 00:28:24,266 --> 00:28:25,472 Okay. 608 00:28:25,473 --> 00:28:26,432 Randy? 609 00:28:27,099 --> 00:28:29,973 Oh, Christ. I feel like my heart's coming out my asshole. 610 00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:31,640 Hey. 611 00:28:32,473 --> 00:28:33,306 What's the matter? 612 00:28:33,307 --> 00:28:34,889 No, I'm fine. 613 00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:37,389 - You havin' a heart attack? - No. Just stop it. God. 614 00:28:37,390 --> 00:28:39,431 - No. - Okay, so a panic attack. 615 00:28:39,432 --> 00:28:42,431 - No, it's not. - Take some slow, deep breaths. 616 00:28:42,432 --> 00:28:44,682 Hello? Paramedic. 617 00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:47,307 Are you okay to work like this? 618 00:28:51,182 --> 00:28:52,682 Look, I'm gonna be fine. I just... 619 00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:57,182 Just need some-some time. 620 00:28:59,390 --> 00:29:00,890 You don't understand. 621 00:29:16,598 --> 00:29:19,266 You know, when I was 13... 622 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,764 my mom and my sister and I 623 00:29:21,765 --> 00:29:23,598 went camping in the middle of nowhere. 624 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:28,223 And my mom really liked cold chicken, 625 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:29,764 so we were eating cold chicken 626 00:29:29,765 --> 00:29:31,931 on a picnic table with some potato chips, 627 00:29:31,932 --> 00:29:34,974 and my mom got a piece stuck in her throat. 628 00:29:36,390 --> 00:29:40,016 And I didn't know the Heimlich or anything... 629 00:29:41,016 --> 00:29:42,057 so right there... 630 00:29:43,224 --> 00:29:44,598 in that dumb campground... 631 00:29:47,515 --> 00:29:49,224 my mother died. 632 00:29:50,473 --> 00:29:51,932 And I just watched. 633 00:29:57,390 --> 00:29:59,849 So that's why I'm... that's why I'm here. 634 00:30:04,515 --> 00:30:05,889 I'm gonna tell you something 635 00:30:05,890 --> 00:30:08,099 that I wish someone had told me a long time ago. 636 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:12,974 Run away from this job as fast as humanly possible... 637 00:30:13,807 --> 00:30:15,974 or you will end up like this. 638 00:30:22,807 --> 00:30:24,016 That's weird. 639 00:30:28,473 --> 00:30:29,724 Hello? This is Randy. 640 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:41,224 Okay. 641 00:30:44,141 --> 00:30:44,974 Okay. 642 00:30:46,724 --> 00:30:48,349 What you mean you can't be late? 643 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,098 I know you're a teacher. Fuck those kids. 644 00:30:52,099 --> 00:30:53,724 Just don't-- It's too early to be... 645 00:30:57,141 --> 00:30:58,849 What the fuck goin' on wit' you? Hey, stop. 646 00:31:01,057 --> 00:31:02,849 Mmm! 647 00:31:04,432 --> 00:31:06,016 Yeah, I think Randy doin' crack. 648 00:31:09,473 --> 00:31:11,140 Whoo-hoo! 649 00:31:11,141 --> 00:31:12,141 Yeah! 650 00:31:12,890 --> 00:31:14,807 Hey! I quit! 651 00:31:15,515 --> 00:31:16,389 I quit! 652 00:31:16,390 --> 00:31:17,848 I got a new job. I'm quitting! 653 00:31:17,849 --> 00:31:19,057 That's it. I'm done. 654 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,889 I'm done. I got a new job. I can't believe... 655 00:31:21,890 --> 00:31:23,806 I totally thought that I blew the interview, 656 00:31:23,807 --> 00:31:25,556 but apparently they loved my honesty. 657 00:31:25,557 --> 00:31:28,348 So... that's it. I'm outta here. 658 00:31:28,349 --> 00:31:29,848 So... It's... 659 00:31:29,849 --> 00:31:31,973 Shanice, you've been amazing. It's not you. Really. 660 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:33,472 Thanks. You're the best supervisor. 661 00:31:33,473 --> 00:31:34,598 I really-- Thank you s-- 662 00:31:34,599 --> 00:31:36,265 I don't need to give you two weeks, do I? 663 00:31:36,266 --> 00:31:37,931 I don't think I could stay another two weeks. 664 00:31:37,932 --> 00:31:40,181 I can't do two weeks' notice. They need me to start Monday. 665 00:31:40,182 --> 00:31:43,140 Come on. Please l-- I can't believe it! 666 00:31:43,141 --> 00:31:45,599 Honestly, I didn't know that I could feel happy. 667 00:31:46,807 --> 00:31:48,472 Hello? Are you still there? 668 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:49,848 Yes, I'm still here. 669 00:31:49,849 --> 00:31:52,723 Can we re-up on rubber gloves, 670 00:31:52,724 --> 00:31:54,473 hypos, and normal saline-- Hang on! 671 00:31:55,432 --> 00:31:57,308 Randy! I did not say you could quit. 672 00:31:58,057 --> 00:31:59,807 And you have to finish your shift! 673 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,806 - Asshole. - Excuse me? 674 00:32:01,807 --> 00:32:02,807 No! Not you. 675 00:32:04,891 --> 00:32:07,223 Okay! We ride! 676 00:32:07,224 --> 00:32:08,473 We ride! 677 00:32:18,266 --> 00:32:25,182 It's my last day-ay! 678 00:32:25,183 --> 00:32:27,473 It's my last day! 679 00:32:28,765 --> 00:32:29,764 Whoo! 680 00:32:29,765 --> 00:32:32,348 So long, fuckers! 681 00:32:32,349 --> 00:32:33,557 Yeah! 682 00:32:38,932 --> 00:32:41,932 Ah... I love the smell of nursing home in the morning. 683 00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:47,141 How you doin'? 684 00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,890 Hmm. What's for lunch? 685 00:32:50,891 --> 00:32:52,390 What the fuck is wrong wit' you? 686 00:32:53,224 --> 00:32:54,056 Sorry? 687 00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:55,639 This happiness is making me uncomfortable. 688 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,140 It's actually kinda freaking me out. 689 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:58,556 Yeah, it's a little unnerving. 690 00:32:58,557 --> 00:33:02,473 Well, in 18 more hours, I am done with EMS forever. 691 00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:05,723 Hi. Hello. 692 00:33:05,724 --> 00:33:07,140 What took you so long? 693 00:33:07,141 --> 00:33:08,556 What you mean what took us so long? 694 00:33:08,557 --> 00:33:10,098 We got here in six minutes. 695 00:33:10,099 --> 00:33:12,098 That's two R&B songs. Six minutes. 696 00:33:12,099 --> 00:33:13,556 We can't get here faster than six minutes. 697 00:33:13,557 --> 00:33:15,473 The fuck you think we got, a teleporter? 698 00:33:15,474 --> 00:33:16,973 Where's the patient? 699 00:33:16,974 --> 00:33:18,765 Alright, look. Just... 700 00:33:19,682 --> 00:33:20,723 follow me. 701 00:33:20,724 --> 00:33:22,265 This way. 702 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:23,389 Come on. 703 00:33:23,390 --> 00:33:25,640 How the fuck did he get this job? 704 00:33:26,224 --> 00:33:28,891 She's been having a little trouble breathing lately. 705 00:33:29,891 --> 00:33:31,349 Define "lately." 706 00:33:34,308 --> 00:33:35,557 Newbie, what's your assessment? 707 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,973 Well, she's cyanotic, appears to have lividity. 708 00:33:38,974 --> 00:33:40,764 In my professional opinion... 709 00:33:40,765 --> 00:33:41,931 she's dead. 710 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:43,183 Hmm. 711 00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:47,307 - You gotta do something. - Do something? What? CPR? 712 00:33:47,308 --> 00:33:48,723 She's dead. 713 00:33:48,724 --> 00:33:50,556 Got a better chance of reviving the nightstand. 714 00:33:50,557 --> 00:33:51,723 You gotta try. 715 00:33:51,724 --> 00:33:52,806 No, we're not touching her. 716 00:33:52,807 --> 00:33:54,224 - Unh-uh. - Alright. 717 00:33:55,141 --> 00:33:56,973 I'm gettin' the charge nurse. 718 00:33:56,974 --> 00:33:58,389 You can if you want to. 719 00:33:58,390 --> 00:34:00,389 Is the charge nurse a magician? 720 00:34:00,390 --> 00:34:02,931 Because that's the only way this lady is coming back alive. 721 00:34:02,932 --> 00:34:03,932 With magic! 722 00:34:04,515 --> 00:34:05,514 Waste of time. 723 00:34:05,515 --> 00:34:07,308 Even the newbie knew she was dead. 724 00:34:08,349 --> 00:34:09,348 No offense. 725 00:34:09,349 --> 00:34:10,474 I am offended. 726 00:34:11,224 --> 00:34:12,974 Hey, County. Medic 42. 727 00:34:13,766 --> 00:34:15,599 Medic 42, this is County. Go ahead. 728 00:34:16,349 --> 00:34:18,223 County, we need a coroner. 729 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:19,681 We have a DOA on the scene 730 00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:21,723 and we're standing by for paperwork. 731 00:34:21,724 --> 00:34:23,849 Copy, 42. Contacting coroner. 732 00:34:25,016 --> 00:34:27,265 What do you mean, coroner? What's going on here? 733 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:29,973 Your patient is assuming room temperature, 734 00:34:29,974 --> 00:34:31,348 I declared her dead, 735 00:34:31,349 --> 00:34:33,224 the coroner is coming, and we are going to leave. 736 00:34:34,308 --> 00:34:35,389 How do you know she's dead? 737 00:34:35,390 --> 00:34:36,766 What are her vitals? 738 00:34:37,807 --> 00:34:39,224 You wanna know her vitals? 739 00:34:39,807 --> 00:34:42,016 Well, if you must know, zero pulse, 740 00:34:42,766 --> 00:34:44,890 zero over zero blood pressure, 741 00:34:44,891 --> 00:34:46,431 zero respirations. 742 00:34:46,432 --> 00:34:49,474 Like all... zeroes. 743 00:34:50,849 --> 00:34:52,765 Would you like to know her blood sugar? 744 00:34:52,766 --> 00:34:55,473 She was just fine when I checked on her a few minutes ago. 745 00:34:55,474 --> 00:34:58,224 A few... minutes ago? Really? 746 00:34:59,183 --> 00:35:00,390 Shake her hand. 747 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,599 Go over and shake her hand. 748 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:04,681 Do it. 749 00:35:04,682 --> 00:35:06,682 - I'm good. - Mike? 750 00:35:16,141 --> 00:35:17,266 Look. 751 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:18,724 Look! 752 00:35:20,016 --> 00:35:21,932 "Hi. I'm dead." 753 00:35:22,974 --> 00:35:24,640 Goddamn, she cold. 754 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:27,015 You know why she's fuckin' cold? 755 00:35:27,016 --> 00:35:28,514 Because this is rigor. 756 00:35:28,515 --> 00:35:30,223 'Cause she's dead. 757 00:35:30,224 --> 00:35:32,765 This type of stiffness don't take a few minutes. 758 00:35:32,766 --> 00:35:36,307 We talkin' five or six hours. 759 00:35:36,308 --> 00:35:38,389 Huh? You can iron your clothes on her, 760 00:35:38,390 --> 00:35:39,473 that's how stiff she is! 761 00:35:39,474 --> 00:35:40,848 Stiff as a board! 762 00:35:40,849 --> 00:35:42,432 Can I be honest wit' you? 763 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,515 You're probably the worst nurse 764 00:35:46,390 --> 00:35:48,140 I've ever fuckin' met. 765 00:35:48,141 --> 00:35:50,349 This is totally unacceptable. 766 00:35:50,350 --> 00:35:51,681 I'm calling your supervisor. 767 00:35:51,682 --> 00:35:53,307 Oh. Please do. 768 00:35:53,308 --> 00:35:55,140 That would be hysterical. 769 00:35:55,141 --> 00:35:58,514 In the meantime, I suggest you get Mrs. Pustelli on ice. 770 00:35:58,515 --> 00:36:01,389 She's starting to add to the lovely aroma around here. 771 00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:02,974 I smell dead people. 772 00:36:09,432 --> 00:36:11,140 - Hello! - Randy, 773 00:36:11,141 --> 00:36:12,848 who is this nursing home lady 774 00:36:12,849 --> 00:36:14,307 screaming at me on the other line? 775 00:36:14,308 --> 00:36:15,765 Look, these people are idiots, okay? 776 00:36:15,766 --> 00:36:18,098 They had a patient of theirs that was dead for hours. 777 00:36:18,099 --> 00:36:20,973 Randy, you have got to learn to manage these people 778 00:36:20,974 --> 00:36:22,598 and stop acting like an asshole to everybody. 779 00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:24,806 Now I gotta deal with this mess. 780 00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:26,514 It's my last day, Shanice. 781 00:36:26,515 --> 00:36:28,265 It's not my last day, and if you finish your shift 782 00:36:28,266 --> 00:36:29,598 we'll see if it's your last. 783 00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:31,890 Really? Oh, no. This is definitely my-- 784 00:36:31,891 --> 00:36:32,974 I said what I said. 785 00:36:35,058 --> 00:36:36,265 Fuck. 786 00:36:36,266 --> 00:36:38,389 So, Carol, if you were assessing that patient, 787 00:36:38,390 --> 00:36:40,016 would you classify them as alive? 788 00:36:41,141 --> 00:36:42,973 I see. No. No, you're right. 789 00:36:42,974 --> 00:36:44,681 I don't have a nursing degree. 790 00:36:44,682 --> 00:36:46,140 I was trained as a paramedic. 791 00:36:46,141 --> 00:36:48,473 Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you something, Carol, 792 00:36:48,474 --> 00:36:50,349 since you deal in elder care. 793 00:36:50,350 --> 00:36:53,015 My grandmother died 12 years ago at the age of 99 794 00:36:53,016 --> 00:36:54,890 and we buried her next to my grandfather 795 00:36:54,891 --> 00:36:57,098 at that cemetery out by the airport. Know the one? 796 00:36:57,099 --> 00:36:58,932 Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you this. 797 00:36:58,933 --> 00:37:01,223 If you and I were to go out there together right now 798 00:37:01,224 --> 00:37:02,598 and dig up my grandmother's corpse, 799 00:37:02,599 --> 00:37:04,223 do you think you could revive her? 800 00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:05,806 Because that makes about as much sense 801 00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:07,681 as what you're saying to me right now. 802 00:37:07,682 --> 00:37:10,307 Your patient was dead, bitch. 803 00:37:10,308 --> 00:37:12,223 Mm-hmm. And your people didn't realize it 804 00:37:12,224 --> 00:37:13,848 for five or six hours. 805 00:37:13,849 --> 00:37:15,681 That is called negligence. 806 00:37:15,682 --> 00:37:17,349 But you thought you'd just call 911 807 00:37:17,350 --> 00:37:19,057 and cover your asses, is that it? 808 00:37:19,058 --> 00:37:22,389 Ah. Well, how 'bout you and I call your administrator 809 00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:24,349 and go over this incident point by point 810 00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:26,598 and see which one of us still has a goddamn job 811 00:37:26,599 --> 00:37:27,933 by the end of the day? 812 00:37:29,099 --> 00:37:31,848 Oh! You're suddenly okay? 813 00:37:31,849 --> 00:37:34,057 We're clear now, Carol? 814 00:37:34,058 --> 00:37:35,556 Great. Well, if you have any more problems, 815 00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:37,349 my name is Shanice, you call me immediately. 816 00:37:37,350 --> 00:37:38,973 You got that? 817 00:37:38,974 --> 00:37:40,266 Damn right. 818 00:37:46,016 --> 00:37:48,140 Oh my God, I am so hungry. 819 00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:49,890 Mike, find a taco truck or something. 820 00:37:49,891 --> 00:37:52,182 My stomach is eating itself. 821 00:37:52,183 --> 00:37:53,640 Got you. That's all you have to say. 822 00:37:53,641 --> 00:37:55,266 You didn't really quit, did you? 823 00:37:56,183 --> 00:37:57,432 Yeah. I did. 824 00:37:58,266 --> 00:37:59,641 - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. 825 00:38:00,432 --> 00:38:02,640 - No, you did not. - Yes, I did. 826 00:38:02,641 --> 00:38:04,806 Look. Let me say this, okay? 827 00:38:04,807 --> 00:38:07,265 Randy has been in this way too long, okay? 828 00:38:07,266 --> 00:38:09,932 EMS is not supposed to be working this long. 829 00:38:09,933 --> 00:38:12,598 He don't know what he's gonna do out in the real world. 830 00:38:12,599 --> 00:38:13,806 This motherfucker can't do shit. 831 00:38:13,807 --> 00:38:15,556 What are you talking about? 832 00:38:15,557 --> 00:38:17,140 I wouldn't know how to function out there? 833 00:38:17,141 --> 00:38:18,932 Oh, but you know how to function out there. 834 00:38:18,933 --> 00:38:20,349 - You damn right I do. - Yeah. 835 00:38:20,350 --> 00:38:21,932 I function well out there too. 836 00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:23,640 'Cause I'm a normal fuckin' person. 837 00:38:23,641 --> 00:38:25,723 I go home, I take a shit, 838 00:38:25,724 --> 00:38:27,765 then I take a shower and I put on my clothes 839 00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:29,473 and I pick up my lady, we go to dinner, 840 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,140 then we come back home and we fuck. 841 00:38:31,141 --> 00:38:34,431 Okay? That is called being a part of society. 842 00:38:34,432 --> 00:38:35,765 You, on the other hand, 843 00:38:35,766 --> 00:38:38,057 would not survive one day in the real world. 844 00:38:38,058 --> 00:38:40,389 'Cause he ain't did shit. Don't do nothin' besides this. 845 00:38:40,390 --> 00:38:42,389 When the last time you been on a date? 846 00:38:42,390 --> 00:38:46,099 Hmm? When was the last time you washed your fuckin' sheets? 847 00:38:47,266 --> 00:38:48,099 Oh... 848 00:38:50,557 --> 00:38:52,932 Well, where are you gonna work? 849 00:38:52,933 --> 00:38:54,973 I'm working in an insurance company. 850 00:38:54,974 --> 00:38:56,973 - What?! - What? 851 00:38:56,974 --> 00:38:58,473 - Are you... - What? 852 00:38:58,474 --> 00:39:00,389 You gon' work in insurance. Please. 853 00:39:00,390 --> 00:39:02,183 Man, you can't even work at fuckin' Subway. 854 00:39:03,432 --> 00:39:04,765 I could too work at Subway. 855 00:39:04,766 --> 00:39:06,807 You gotta deal with customers to work at Subway. 856 00:39:06,808 --> 00:39:08,349 Yeah. I could deal with customers. 857 00:39:08,350 --> 00:39:10,140 You could? Let's pretend I'm a customer. 858 00:39:10,141 --> 00:39:11,556 - Okay. - Okay. You ready? 859 00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:13,015 - Yeah. - I walk in. Ding! 860 00:39:13,016 --> 00:39:14,598 The little bell go off. I'm in there. 861 00:39:14,599 --> 00:39:16,556 Oh, hello, sir. Are you having a nice day? 862 00:39:16,557 --> 00:39:17,598 I'm having a great day. 863 00:39:17,599 --> 00:39:19,015 I would like a sandwich for lunch. 864 00:39:19,016 --> 00:39:20,473 - Okay. - You really supposed to-- 865 00:39:20,474 --> 00:39:22,140 Would you like a six-inch or a footlong? 866 00:39:22,141 --> 00:39:24,932 Okay. I want a six-inch vegetarian sub, okay? 867 00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:27,058 - On wheat with chicken. - Mm-hmm. 868 00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:30,641 - Hmm. - Okay. 869 00:39:32,350 --> 00:39:33,349 That doesn't make it 870 00:39:33,350 --> 00:39:35,015 a vegetarian sub if you add chicken. 871 00:39:35,016 --> 00:39:37,556 No. I would like, like I said, 872 00:39:37,557 --> 00:39:40,890 a six-inch vegetarian sub on wheat with chicken. 873 00:39:40,891 --> 00:39:42,681 I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that 874 00:39:42,682 --> 00:39:44,099 'cause that's not a vegetarian sub. 875 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,765 Motherfucker, it is. 876 00:39:45,766 --> 00:39:47,973 - I'm the customer. - If you have chicken on it... 877 00:39:47,974 --> 00:39:49,807 See? That's exactly why you couldn't work there. 878 00:39:49,808 --> 00:39:51,765 - But it's not vegetarian! - It is vegetarian! 879 00:39:51,766 --> 00:39:54,765 There are rules here, sir. There are rules. 880 00:39:54,766 --> 00:39:57,349 I can order whatever the fuck I want. Alright? 881 00:39:57,350 --> 00:39:59,182 I want a orange Fanta 882 00:39:59,183 --> 00:40:00,515 with grape juice in it. 883 00:40:00,516 --> 00:40:02,182 You can serve your own drink, sir. 884 00:40:02,183 --> 00:40:04,182 Here's your cup. Go to the drink station. 885 00:40:04,183 --> 00:40:05,808 What type of racist shit is that?! 886 00:40:06,933 --> 00:40:08,390 Fuck that. I'm calling corporate. 887 00:40:08,391 --> 00:40:10,307 Beep-beep-boop-beep-beep. Corporate. 888 00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:13,807 Hey! This dude named Randy that work at the Subway 889 00:40:13,808 --> 00:40:15,515 is a asshole, okay? 890 00:40:15,516 --> 00:40:18,474 He tried to make me make my own fuckin' drink! 891 00:40:19,682 --> 00:40:21,015 Also this is a Black man calling, 892 00:40:21,016 --> 00:40:22,265 so you know what that's about! 893 00:40:22,266 --> 00:40:23,724 Bye! Fired! 894 00:40:24,557 --> 00:40:26,307 - Shit. - Alright. 895 00:40:26,308 --> 00:40:28,598 Well, you know what? I'm not working at Subway, 896 00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:30,182 so... win-win. 897 00:40:30,183 --> 00:40:31,474 Medic 42. 898 00:40:32,183 --> 00:40:34,057 No. Come on! 899 00:40:34,058 --> 00:40:36,307 Not now. Don't take it. No. No, Mike. Please. 900 00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:38,140 Come on, man. It's our job. 901 00:40:38,141 --> 00:40:39,681 - 42 is here. Go ahead. - Oh, God. 902 00:40:39,682 --> 00:40:41,515 Medic 42, emergency traffic. 903 00:40:41,516 --> 00:40:43,473 Respond emergent in 33 Cooper Court. 904 00:40:43,474 --> 00:40:47,100 Oh man, I hope this patient is dead so I can eat. 905 00:40:47,974 --> 00:40:49,225 I need a taco. 906 00:41:03,308 --> 00:41:04,849 Oh, this is gonna be fucked up. 907 00:41:09,933 --> 00:41:11,598 Hey. Sir? 908 00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:14,307 Sir, excuse me. We just wanna take a look at-- 909 00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:15,391 Yeah. Hey. 910 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,598 - What? - Hey, sir... 911 00:41:19,599 --> 00:41:22,431 Why don't you get on the ground so we can help you out, okay? 912 00:41:22,432 --> 00:41:24,473 - Here, come here. - Should I take my helmet off? 913 00:41:24,474 --> 00:41:25,848 No! 914 00:41:25,849 --> 00:41:26,890 - No. - No. 915 00:41:26,891 --> 00:41:28,640 Real s-- No! Okay. 916 00:41:28,641 --> 00:41:29,724 God damnit. 917 00:41:31,975 --> 00:41:33,473 - Better... - Oh. 918 00:41:33,474 --> 00:41:35,807 You've had a little too much to drink this afternoon? 919 00:41:35,808 --> 00:41:37,640 - Just a little. - Be right back. 920 00:41:37,641 --> 00:41:38,849 I'ma get the rest of the equipment. 921 00:41:39,683 --> 00:41:41,515 Hold C-spine, please, madam. 922 00:41:41,516 --> 00:41:43,390 - Yep. - Thank you. 923 00:41:43,391 --> 00:41:44,807 Hello there. My name's Randy. 924 00:41:44,808 --> 00:41:46,890 We're gonna be taking you to the hospital today. 925 00:41:46,891 --> 00:41:49,848 - What's your name? - My name's Matt. 926 00:41:49,849 --> 00:41:51,182 Or Matthew. 927 00:41:51,183 --> 00:41:52,308 Okay, Matthew. 928 00:41:53,016 --> 00:41:54,848 I'm... just wondering if you-- 929 00:41:54,849 --> 00:41:56,932 Know what? Maybe call me Matt, actually. 930 00:41:56,933 --> 00:41:59,140 - That feels more like... - Okay, Matt. 931 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,890 Matt it is. Any other pain anywhere? Hmm? 932 00:42:01,891 --> 00:42:04,099 Eh, just like... a little headache, 933 00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:05,808 but I don't think it's a big deal, doc. 934 00:42:06,766 --> 00:42:08,556 Not a doc. Paramedic. 935 00:42:08,557 --> 00:42:10,350 Can you tell us a bit about what happened? 936 00:42:12,267 --> 00:42:13,974 Yeah. I crashed my bike-- 937 00:42:13,975 --> 00:42:15,390 - Oh, hey! - Okay! 938 00:42:15,391 --> 00:42:17,598 - We wanna hold you real still. - Sorry. 939 00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:18,975 Real still. 940 00:42:20,808 --> 00:42:23,765 I don't have to go to the haps-- hospital, do I? 941 00:42:23,766 --> 00:42:24,974 'Cause I don't have insurance. 942 00:42:24,975 --> 00:42:26,640 Matt, don't worry about that. 943 00:42:26,641 --> 00:42:29,515 They're just gonna send you a soul-crushing bill later on. 944 00:42:29,516 --> 00:42:31,890 Excuse me. I'm a nurse! 945 00:42:31,891 --> 00:42:33,808 Excuse me. I'm a nurse. 946 00:42:34,808 --> 00:42:36,932 I saw the ambulance and figured you'd need help. 947 00:42:36,933 --> 00:42:38,307 Let's get this helmet off. 948 00:42:38,308 --> 00:42:39,390 You don't have to do that. 949 00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:41,765 Lady, I don't wanna be mean to you 950 00:42:41,766 --> 00:42:43,682 'cause you remind me of my auntie, 951 00:42:43,683 --> 00:42:44,932 but leave us the fuck alone. 952 00:42:44,933 --> 00:42:46,932 Is this like a turf war over me? 953 00:42:46,933 --> 00:42:48,558 Right. I need you to bandage his eyes. 954 00:42:49,141 --> 00:42:50,432 What's wrong with my eyes? 955 00:42:54,891 --> 00:42:56,890 Eyes. Both. Both eyes. 956 00:42:56,891 --> 00:42:58,807 Why? The other eye's fine. 957 00:42:58,808 --> 00:43:00,932 Not a democracy. 958 00:43:00,933 --> 00:43:03,099 - Both eyes. - That doesn't make any sense. 959 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,183 - Why would I do that? - Both eyes. 960 00:43:11,267 --> 00:43:13,598 Hey, do you guys know what you're doing? 961 00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:15,932 Because, like, it sounds like you don't agree. 962 00:43:15,933 --> 00:43:18,140 Oh, we know exactly what we're doing. 963 00:43:18,141 --> 00:43:19,723 Let him see out of his good eye. 964 00:43:19,724 --> 00:43:23,473 Taggert! Escort this lady out of my presence immediately. 965 00:43:23,474 --> 00:43:24,474 What? 966 00:43:25,141 --> 00:43:26,932 - Come with me, ma'am. Let's go. - Out. 967 00:43:26,933 --> 00:43:28,473 I'm not leaving my patient. 968 00:43:28,474 --> 00:43:30,349 - Mm-hmm. - No. This is my patient! 969 00:43:30,350 --> 00:43:31,350 Mine! 970 00:43:35,350 --> 00:43:36,765 Sorry. I'm trying to understand. 971 00:43:36,766 --> 00:43:38,015 Did you have me wrap both eyes 972 00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:39,640 because you didn't want him to panic? 973 00:43:39,641 --> 00:43:41,515 What did I say? Not in front of the patient. 974 00:43:41,516 --> 00:43:43,515 - I don't understand. - Not in front of the patient! 975 00:43:43,516 --> 00:43:45,849 - I'm trying to understand. - Dictator, remember? Dictator! 976 00:43:45,850 --> 00:43:47,349 Yeah, dic-something. 977 00:43:47,350 --> 00:43:49,515 I can hear you guys. 978 00:43:49,516 --> 00:43:52,598 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Matt, or Matty. 979 00:43:52,599 --> 00:43:54,557 - 42-year-old male. - Matthew. 980 00:43:54,558 --> 00:43:56,598 Conscious but not alert. ETOH on board. 981 00:43:56,599 --> 00:43:58,182 Penetrating injury to his right eye. 982 00:43:58,183 --> 00:44:00,974 As far as we can tell, no neuro involvement. 983 00:44:00,975 --> 00:44:04,390 Vitals are stable. No SOB or other injuries detected. 984 00:44:04,391 --> 00:44:06,140 Wow. That wasn't interesting at all. 985 00:44:06,141 --> 00:44:08,515 'Cause to me, what I'm seeing here 986 00:44:08,516 --> 00:44:10,391 is a stick in the eye! 987 00:44:12,267 --> 00:44:13,183 What? 988 00:44:13,766 --> 00:44:15,766 I'm sorry, sir. Your eye, it's... 989 00:44:16,766 --> 00:44:17,683 jelly. 990 00:44:18,267 --> 00:44:19,557 Aw, man! 991 00:44:19,558 --> 00:44:21,682 I can sew it up and give you an eye patch. 992 00:44:21,683 --> 00:44:23,807 That's the best I can do for you, though. 993 00:44:23,808 --> 00:44:26,058 You can thank your friends in EMS. 994 00:44:26,933 --> 00:44:29,142 I did everything right. 995 00:44:29,724 --> 00:44:31,267 Get out of my ER. 996 00:44:39,267 --> 00:44:40,766 That guy's a dick. 997 00:44:42,391 --> 00:44:44,723 No. Why both eyes? 998 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,349 - It is a reasonable question. - Listen. 999 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:47,849 Our patient is scared and confused 1000 00:44:47,850 --> 00:44:49,723 and he needs to know we know what the fuck we're doing. 1001 00:44:49,724 --> 00:44:51,224 So stop asking questions in front of him 1002 00:44:51,225 --> 00:44:52,431 like a fucking five-year-old. 1003 00:44:52,432 --> 00:44:53,932 Know what? I came here to learn from you 1004 00:44:53,933 --> 00:44:55,890 because I thought you had something to teach me. 1005 00:44:55,891 --> 00:44:57,099 Instead, you give me bullshit 1006 00:44:57,100 --> 00:44:58,390 about how saving lives doesn't matter 1007 00:44:58,391 --> 00:44:59,765 because you're dead inside. 1008 00:44:59,766 --> 00:45:01,473 You're everything I don't want to be. Everything. 1009 00:45:01,474 --> 00:45:03,682 - Shh! - Top to bottom. What kind of-- 1010 00:45:03,683 --> 00:45:05,807 Boo-hoo. Are you jaded? Are you Mr. Tough Guy? 1011 00:45:05,808 --> 00:45:07,598 - What's behind the eyes? - The brain. 1012 00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:10,099 Right. And do we want that stick moving, carving the brain? 1013 00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:11,849 - No, we don't. - No. We do not. Right? 1014 00:45:11,850 --> 00:45:13,557 - How many eyes do we have? - Oh, come on. 1015 00:45:13,558 --> 00:45:16,099 - How many eyes do we have?! - Two! We have two. 1016 00:45:16,100 --> 00:45:17,474 Do they work independently? 1017 00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:20,807 Oh, shit. 1018 00:45:20,808 --> 00:45:22,058 Yeah. 1019 00:45:22,724 --> 00:45:24,058 Where one eye moves... 1020 00:45:25,516 --> 00:45:26,516 the other one follows. 1021 00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:28,765 They move in tandem. 1022 00:45:28,766 --> 00:45:30,224 How far is that stick back there? 1023 00:45:30,225 --> 00:45:31,890 We don't know. Is it digging up the brain? 1024 00:45:31,891 --> 00:45:33,307 We don't know. 1025 00:45:33,308 --> 00:45:36,182 Our job is to stop the trauma 1026 00:45:36,183 --> 00:45:38,766 and get him into the ER as soon as possible. 1027 00:45:44,433 --> 00:45:45,516 Listen. 1028 00:45:46,725 --> 00:45:48,266 The problem at an accident scene 1029 00:45:48,267 --> 00:45:50,432 is everyone is so amped up and full of adrenaline 1030 00:45:50,433 --> 00:45:51,724 they get tunnel vision. 1031 00:45:51,725 --> 00:45:54,141 They're just looking at the one problem. 1032 00:45:54,142 --> 00:45:56,100 They're not seeing the big picture. 1033 00:45:57,225 --> 00:46:00,057 Our job, while everyone else is freaking out, 1034 00:46:00,058 --> 00:46:02,974 is to take a deep breath, step back, 1035 00:46:02,975 --> 00:46:04,725 and see the whole thing. 1036 00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:10,225 You're right. 1037 00:46:10,975 --> 00:46:12,933 - Sorry? - You're right. 1038 00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:16,850 I didn't think about that. Thank you. 1039 00:46:18,975 --> 00:46:19,808 Okay. 1040 00:46:20,474 --> 00:46:22,724 I shouldn't have questioned you in front of a patient. 1041 00:46:22,725 --> 00:46:23,641 I'm sorry. 1042 00:46:24,474 --> 00:46:25,683 It won't happen again. 1043 00:46:31,058 --> 00:46:32,183 Are we good? 1044 00:46:37,808 --> 00:46:39,308 Yeah. Yeah, we're good. 1045 00:46:41,308 --> 00:46:42,391 Well... 1046 00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:53,849 Let's go get a burger before I drop dead. 1047 00:46:53,850 --> 00:46:55,724 Did you put that dipshit in his place? 1048 00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:56,808 No. 1049 00:46:57,975 --> 00:46:59,807 Because he was right and I was wrong. 1050 00:46:59,808 --> 00:47:03,474 Okay, look. Randy can be an asshole sometimes, you know? 1051 00:47:04,933 --> 00:47:07,473 Okay, yes, he's a asshole all the damn time. 1052 00:47:07,474 --> 00:47:10,433 But there's nobody else I would ride with other than him. 1053 00:47:10,933 --> 00:47:11,849 Jesus! 1054 00:47:11,850 --> 00:47:13,598 What the hell, man?! 1055 00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:15,432 - What are you-- - He's falling apart. 1056 00:47:15,433 --> 00:47:16,807 Pedestrians have the right of way! 1057 00:47:16,808 --> 00:47:17,807 You almost killed me! 1058 00:47:17,808 --> 00:47:19,598 We all end up like that? 1059 00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:21,432 - Calling yourself a paramedic! - A broken mess? 1060 00:47:21,433 --> 00:47:22,891 Get out! 1061 00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:25,350 Hey. 1062 00:47:26,433 --> 00:47:28,350 Can we go? Please? I'm hungry. 1063 00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:30,057 - Okay. - Alright. 1064 00:47:30,058 --> 00:47:31,891 Let's go feed this motherfucker. 1065 00:47:56,766 --> 00:47:57,766 Stop! 1066 00:47:58,433 --> 00:47:59,640 - Okay? - What? 1067 00:47:59,641 --> 00:48:01,016 What you're doing is fuckin' disgusting. 1068 00:48:01,017 --> 00:48:02,682 - I'm hungry. - What you mean, you hungry? 1069 00:48:02,683 --> 00:48:03,932 Just puttin' shit in your mouth. 1070 00:48:03,933 --> 00:48:05,807 You're eatin' like a fuckin' Pac-Man. 1071 00:48:05,808 --> 00:48:08,225 You know something? I don't even wanna eat no more. 1072 00:48:08,766 --> 00:48:11,224 I done lost my appetite watchin' you eat. 1073 00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:12,890 Pretty soon, I'm starting this job, 1074 00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:14,640 I'm gonna have a real lunch hour. 1075 00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:17,890 One hour every single day. 1076 00:48:17,891 --> 00:48:19,308 I'm gonna work nine to five. 1077 00:48:19,309 --> 00:48:21,099 I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna sleep. 1078 00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:22,807 Hey. 1079 00:48:22,808 --> 00:48:25,391 Excuse me. Are you an ambulance driver? 1080 00:48:26,433 --> 00:48:28,099 - Paramedic. - Okay. Wait. 1081 00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:30,057 Can I just ask you one question? 1082 00:48:30,058 --> 00:48:32,349 Okay. Can I just have like ten more minutes 1083 00:48:32,350 --> 00:48:34,016 and then I'll answer whatever question you have. 1084 00:48:34,017 --> 00:48:35,349 Wait. One thing. Super quick. 1085 00:48:35,350 --> 00:48:38,058 What's the worst thing that you've ever seen? 1086 00:48:40,766 --> 00:48:42,849 Why do people always ask me that? 1087 00:48:42,850 --> 00:48:45,807 I mean, I get that there's a morbid fascination, 1088 00:48:45,808 --> 00:48:48,892 but I mean, why do they ask me that? 1089 00:48:49,641 --> 00:48:52,141 What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? 1090 00:48:52,142 --> 00:48:53,682 Want to think about that right now? 1091 00:48:53,683 --> 00:48:54,765 I sure don't. 1092 00:48:54,766 --> 00:48:57,640 I have seen some terrible things. 1093 00:48:57,641 --> 00:49:00,683 I know things that you do not want to know. 1094 00:49:03,558 --> 00:49:06,433 I know what brains smell like. 1095 00:49:07,142 --> 00:49:09,765 Brains have a distinct smell. Did you know that? 1096 00:49:09,766 --> 00:49:11,974 Sometimes I smell it when I come out of the ambulance 1097 00:49:11,975 --> 00:49:15,266 and I know right then and there, better watch my step 1098 00:49:15,267 --> 00:49:19,433 or else I'll slip and fall in some poor dead soul's memories. 1099 00:49:24,225 --> 00:49:25,683 You know what's in there? 1100 00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:28,057 Dead two-year-old. 1101 00:49:28,058 --> 00:49:31,974 She got decapitated by the seat belt upon impact. 1102 00:49:31,975 --> 00:49:33,682 Wanna look in there? 1103 00:49:33,683 --> 00:49:35,849 You want that image seared into your brain 1104 00:49:35,850 --> 00:49:37,224 forever and ever? 1105 00:49:37,225 --> 00:49:39,350 Well, someone's gotta look inside. 1106 00:49:40,433 --> 00:49:43,016 Someone's gotta have that image 1107 00:49:43,017 --> 00:49:45,309 in their brain for the rest of their lives. 1108 00:49:46,391 --> 00:49:47,683 I'm that somebody. 1109 00:49:48,558 --> 00:49:50,765 That's not even the worst thing I've seen. 1110 00:49:50,766 --> 00:49:53,975 So we get a call, unknown medical, 1111 00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:56,475 neighbor's complaining about smells. 1112 00:49:57,391 --> 00:49:58,891 Go into the apartment, meet the woman, 1113 00:49:58,892 --> 00:50:00,474 she seems totally normal, 1114 00:50:00,475 --> 00:50:03,974 but apparently she's suffering from postpartum depression. 1115 00:50:03,975 --> 00:50:05,808 So I ask her, "Where's the baby?" 1116 00:50:06,683 --> 00:50:07,808 "Where is the baby?" 1117 00:50:08,391 --> 00:50:11,432 Sure enough, there it is, in the microwave. 1118 00:50:11,433 --> 00:50:14,099 - Stop. - And its face... 1119 00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:16,057 was like melted cheese. 1120 00:50:16,058 --> 00:50:18,308 Oh my God. 1121 00:50:18,309 --> 00:50:20,849 That is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. 1122 00:50:20,850 --> 00:50:24,350 I know! I ordered it medium rare! 1123 00:50:26,725 --> 00:50:27,557 Ah, come on! 1124 00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:28,975 - What the fuck? - Come on! 1125 00:50:31,391 --> 00:50:32,974 Hey, come on. Don't be like that. 1126 00:50:32,975 --> 00:50:34,390 You wanted to know. 1127 00:50:34,391 --> 00:50:36,391 You don't want your chicken sandwich? 1128 00:50:37,350 --> 00:50:38,850 You gonna finish that? 1129 00:50:40,391 --> 00:50:43,142 Okay, so, there wasn't actually a baby in the microwave. 1130 00:50:49,058 --> 00:50:52,432 See, that's what it is. You still new to all this. 1131 00:50:52,433 --> 00:50:54,349 And you ain't seen shit yet. 1132 00:50:54,350 --> 00:50:56,432 Like, nothing. Not at all. 1133 00:50:56,433 --> 00:50:58,141 You still got all that resilience in you. 1134 00:50:58,142 --> 00:51:01,099 You got the emotional reserves in the bank. 1135 00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:02,599 You got all that in there. 1136 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,849 And when bad shit happen, 1137 00:51:03,850 --> 00:51:05,641 you still got that cushion inside. 1138 00:51:06,641 --> 00:51:08,767 Yeah, but when you been doin' this long enough... 1139 00:51:10,975 --> 00:51:12,641 you run out of those reserves. 1140 00:51:13,641 --> 00:51:15,599 Yeah, but you keep doing it. 1141 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,557 Aw, hell no. 1142 00:51:17,558 --> 00:51:19,558 Shit, I'm goin' to law school in six months. 1143 00:51:20,683 --> 00:51:22,059 - What? - Yeah. 1144 00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:24,267 Why law school? 1145 00:51:25,433 --> 00:51:27,141 You know who gets fucked over more 1146 00:51:27,142 --> 00:51:29,267 than anybody in this country? 1147 00:51:30,475 --> 00:51:31,975 Hardworking people. 1148 00:51:33,558 --> 00:51:35,350 Hardworking people. 1149 00:51:36,267 --> 00:51:37,725 Perfect example: My mom. 1150 00:51:39,892 --> 00:51:42,933 She passed two years ago of cancer. 1151 00:51:45,516 --> 00:51:47,849 And two years before that, she went to the hospital 1152 00:51:47,850 --> 00:51:50,350 'cause she knew something was wrong. 1153 00:51:50,351 --> 00:51:52,309 You know, and they checked her out. 1154 00:51:53,184 --> 00:51:54,683 Her insurance covered that. 1155 00:51:56,017 --> 00:51:58,309 They diagnosed her, and her insurance covered that. 1156 00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,516 But when it came to actually helping her... 1157 00:52:05,975 --> 00:52:08,474 they told her she didn't have the right policy. 1158 00:52:08,475 --> 00:52:10,974 She did her best. She was calling the insurance company 1159 00:52:10,975 --> 00:52:13,850 and... arguing and fighting and... 1160 00:52:15,808 --> 00:52:18,059 But as she was doing that, the cancer spread. 1161 00:52:22,351 --> 00:52:23,516 And she died. 1162 00:52:26,059 --> 00:52:27,640 Wasn't even about the doctors at that point. 1163 00:52:27,641 --> 00:52:29,558 She needed a lawyer. 1164 00:52:30,767 --> 00:52:33,351 Look, I wanna help people. That's why I became EMS. 1165 00:52:34,933 --> 00:52:36,975 You know? I wanted to make a difference. 1166 00:52:39,642 --> 00:52:41,683 And I don't feel like that's what we doin', man. 1167 00:52:45,933 --> 00:52:47,100 Also, I... 1168 00:52:48,142 --> 00:52:50,351 would love to not make minimum wage anymore. 1169 00:52:51,309 --> 00:52:52,557 I'm broke as fuck. 1170 00:52:52,558 --> 00:52:54,850 I'm taking all this shit home and warm it up later. 1171 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:56,892 I don't have a goddamn thing. 1172 00:53:17,642 --> 00:53:19,390 Well, you know, it's nighttime now, 1173 00:53:19,391 --> 00:53:22,309 so it's 'bout to get really weird. 1174 00:53:22,975 --> 00:53:25,432 - Weird. - Weird how? 1175 00:53:25,433 --> 00:53:28,099 Medic 42, respond to A143 Orange Avenue 1176 00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:29,308 for a psychiatric patient. 1177 00:53:29,309 --> 00:53:31,225 Shit, man. It's the president. 1178 00:53:37,558 --> 00:53:39,682 I'm the president of the United States! 1179 00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:41,682 Ah! Shit! He hit me in my nuts! 1180 00:53:41,683 --> 00:53:43,766 Mike! Help! Mike! 1181 00:53:43,767 --> 00:53:45,891 Get your hands off my friend, motherfucker! 1182 00:53:45,892 --> 00:53:47,515 Mike! 1183 00:53:47,516 --> 00:53:48,767 Ah! 1184 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,892 Hit him with something! 1185 00:53:52,516 --> 00:53:55,350 Not fruit! Don't hit him with fruit! 1186 00:53:55,351 --> 00:53:56,974 Call another ambulance! 1187 00:53:56,975 --> 00:53:59,141 Charlie, we're trying to fucking help you! 1188 00:53:59,142 --> 00:54:01,142 - Stop it! - I'm the president! 1189 00:54:01,892 --> 00:54:04,226 I'm the president of the United States! 1190 00:54:04,975 --> 00:54:07,016 This is what happened last time. 1191 00:54:07,017 --> 00:54:10,390 So that is why we gotta get him in the ambulance peacefully 1192 00:54:10,391 --> 00:54:12,682 or he will kick the living shit out of us. 1193 00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:15,308 He sounds like he needs to be in a psychiatric facility. 1194 00:54:15,309 --> 00:54:18,058 No. Look, he's a sweetheart, man. 1195 00:54:18,059 --> 00:54:19,934 He don't mean any harm, you know? 1196 00:54:21,226 --> 00:54:22,807 That's usually when he's on his meds. 1197 00:54:22,808 --> 00:54:25,766 Now, if he's off his meds, it's a different story. 1198 00:54:25,767 --> 00:54:26,974 Plus it's the end of the month. 1199 00:54:26,975 --> 00:54:28,808 What happens at the end of the month? 1200 00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:32,225 Look, the system give him 20 pills a month, right? 1201 00:54:32,226 --> 00:54:33,767 But there's 30 days in a month. 1202 00:54:34,725 --> 00:54:36,975 What do you think Charlie do with those other ten days? 1203 00:54:37,808 --> 00:54:38,642 Loses his shit. 1204 00:54:39,391 --> 00:54:41,350 Sometimes he makes it to the end of the month, 1205 00:54:41,351 --> 00:54:42,641 sometimes he don't. 1206 00:54:42,642 --> 00:54:43,934 Right now look like he didn't. 1207 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,100 So we're not calling PD? 1208 00:54:48,351 --> 00:54:49,891 - No. - No. 1209 00:54:49,892 --> 00:54:53,350 Look. Charlie is a 6'6" Black man 1210 00:54:53,351 --> 00:54:55,308 with mental health issues. 1211 00:54:55,309 --> 00:54:56,767 Would you call the police? 1212 00:55:07,351 --> 00:55:09,183 Hey, Mike, kill the lights. 1213 00:55:09,184 --> 00:55:11,475 We don't wanna set him off any more than he already is. 1214 00:55:14,391 --> 00:55:17,433 I'm the president of the United States! 1215 00:55:22,309 --> 00:55:24,100 I hate the end of the month. 1216 00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:30,475 Wait. 1217 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:33,974 Hey. 1218 00:55:33,975 --> 00:55:36,516 - You have all your teeth? - Yeah. 1219 00:55:36,517 --> 00:55:38,724 Then you're gonna wanna stay about, oh, I don't know... 1220 00:55:38,725 --> 00:55:40,308 - Oh. - ...that far back. 1221 00:55:40,309 --> 00:55:41,808 Alright. 1222 00:55:41,809 --> 00:55:43,390 Alright, look. 1223 00:55:43,391 --> 00:55:45,390 - Y'all ready? - Ready. 1224 00:55:45,391 --> 00:55:47,267 Okay, I'm 'bout to knock. 1225 00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:54,391 Secret Service! 1226 00:55:55,017 --> 00:55:55,892 Shit. 1227 00:55:57,725 --> 00:55:58,641 Hey, Mr. President. 1228 00:55:58,642 --> 00:56:00,599 Look... The Secret Service, man. 1229 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,809 We here to evacuate you and take you to the White House. 1230 00:56:04,309 --> 00:56:06,475 What about the first lady and the vice president? 1231 00:56:09,850 --> 00:56:11,599 We're gonna send a second chopper. 1232 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:12,557 Mm-hmm. 1233 00:56:12,558 --> 00:56:14,225 We're not leaving anyone behind. 1234 00:56:14,226 --> 00:56:15,308 - Okay. - Okay? 1235 00:56:15,309 --> 00:56:16,891 - Top secret. - Top secret, so lay low. 1236 00:56:16,892 --> 00:56:18,141 Come. Sir. 1237 00:56:18,142 --> 00:56:20,142 - Come on. - Please. Come. 1238 00:56:21,142 --> 00:56:22,309 Come on. 1239 00:56:23,642 --> 00:56:26,725 Stay low. Watch for snipers, sir. 1240 00:56:28,059 --> 00:56:30,058 Right this way, sir. Right this way. 1241 00:56:30,059 --> 00:56:32,267 - Here we go. - No. 1242 00:56:33,309 --> 00:56:35,100 - No. - It's the chopper. 1243 00:56:35,101 --> 00:56:37,016 Hey, show him that it's the chopper. Like... 1244 00:56:37,017 --> 00:56:38,975 The chopper's right here, sir. 1245 00:56:41,809 --> 00:56:42,809 Right this way. 1246 00:56:45,059 --> 00:56:47,391 Come on, man. You got this. Come on. It's good. 1247 00:56:47,392 --> 00:56:49,141 Alright, we got Mr. President with us. 1248 00:56:49,142 --> 00:56:50,309 Come on, sir. 1249 00:56:55,433 --> 00:56:56,516 Shit. 1250 00:56:56,517 --> 00:56:58,391 - Hey. - No. Hey. 1251 00:56:58,392 --> 00:56:59,809 Officers. Excuse me. 1252 00:57:00,517 --> 00:57:02,891 Hey, we've got this totally under control, okay? 1253 00:57:02,892 --> 00:57:04,641 This is a patient of ours. 1254 00:57:04,642 --> 00:57:06,016 He's having an episode right now. 1255 00:57:06,017 --> 00:57:07,516 There's really... 1256 00:57:07,517 --> 00:57:08,599 - Calm down. - No reason to panic. 1257 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:09,933 Just relax. 1258 00:57:09,934 --> 00:57:11,974 We just came here to help. We got a call. 1259 00:57:11,975 --> 00:57:13,308 Just back up. 1260 00:57:13,309 --> 00:57:14,766 If you could please turn off your lights. 1261 00:57:14,767 --> 00:57:17,100 - We got a call... - Got a psychiatric patient. 1262 00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:19,058 The lights are gonna make him really nervous. 1263 00:57:19,059 --> 00:57:20,849 Calm down, alright? 1264 00:57:20,850 --> 00:57:23,391 - I'm the president. - I know you are. You are. 1265 00:57:23,392 --> 00:57:25,100 I'm the president of the United States. 1266 00:57:25,101 --> 00:57:27,308 - We're just here to help. - He's having an episode. 1267 00:57:27,309 --> 00:57:29,516 Just back up. Back it up! Now. 1268 00:57:29,517 --> 00:57:31,183 Listen. But you gotta chill. 1269 00:57:31,184 --> 00:57:32,432 Just relax, okay? We got you. 1270 00:57:32,433 --> 00:57:33,808 - I'm the president. - I know. 1271 00:57:33,809 --> 00:57:35,557 - But you've gotta stay calm. - I'm the president! 1272 00:57:35,558 --> 00:57:37,016 - Please. - I'm the president! 1273 00:57:37,017 --> 00:57:38,557 - Calm down! - I'm the president! 1274 00:57:38,558 --> 00:57:40,016 I'm the president of the United States! 1275 00:57:40,017 --> 00:57:41,433 - Whoa! - No! 1276 00:57:42,892 --> 00:57:46,266 - I'm the president! - Hey, chill! Chill! 1277 00:57:46,267 --> 00:57:47,516 Calm him down. 1278 00:57:47,517 --> 00:57:49,391 No. Please. You do not have to do this. 1279 00:57:49,392 --> 00:57:50,766 - Ma'am, back up. - Okay. 1280 00:57:50,767 --> 00:57:52,308 Please, you've gotta put the guns down! 1281 00:57:52,309 --> 00:57:54,058 He's not a danger! 1282 00:57:54,059 --> 00:57:56,183 - I'm the president! - Now! 1283 00:57:56,184 --> 00:57:57,474 - Now! - Come on! 1284 00:57:57,475 --> 00:58:00,266 - I'm the president! - Calm him down, or I will! 1285 00:58:00,267 --> 00:58:02,557 - I will! Okay. - Right now! Or we will. 1286 00:58:02,558 --> 00:58:04,100 - Okay, let me-- - Right now! 1287 00:58:04,101 --> 00:58:06,516 Hey. Calm down. 1288 00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:10,557 Look at me. Calm-- You gotta calm down, man. 1289 00:58:10,558 --> 00:58:12,975 Please, please calm down for me. 1290 00:58:12,976 --> 00:58:14,059 Okay? 1291 00:58:14,976 --> 00:58:17,934 Please calm down. They don't give a fuck, man. 1292 00:58:19,142 --> 00:58:21,016 But I give a fuck, okay? 1293 00:58:21,017 --> 00:58:22,767 Hey, Mr. President. 1294 00:58:24,392 --> 00:58:25,684 Charlie. 1295 00:58:27,059 --> 00:58:28,725 I see you, okay? 1296 00:58:30,475 --> 00:58:32,142 I see you and I got you. 1297 00:58:34,184 --> 00:58:36,101 But you gotta calm down, okay? 1298 00:58:37,184 --> 00:58:39,516 I don't want anything to happen to you. 1299 00:58:39,517 --> 00:58:41,351 I won't let nothin' happen to you. 1300 00:58:42,351 --> 00:58:44,642 Just calm down. Okay? 1301 00:58:45,433 --> 00:58:46,934 Okay. 1302 00:58:47,433 --> 00:58:48,268 Hey... 1303 00:58:50,226 --> 00:58:52,226 As you can see, he's calmed down, okay? 1304 00:58:53,142 --> 00:58:54,933 I'm EMS. 1305 00:58:54,934 --> 00:58:57,058 That's our ambulance right there. We got him. 1306 00:58:57,059 --> 00:58:59,517 Okay? He's just havin' an episode today. 1307 00:59:00,351 --> 00:59:01,683 Alright? 1308 00:59:01,684 --> 00:59:03,725 Just put the guns down, alright? 1309 00:59:06,642 --> 00:59:07,767 Please. 1310 00:59:11,309 --> 00:59:12,226 Okay. 1311 00:59:13,433 --> 00:59:14,684 Alright. 1312 00:59:16,184 --> 00:59:18,309 Hey. Hey! Look at me. 1313 00:59:19,433 --> 00:59:20,600 I'm proud of you, man. 1314 00:59:24,017 --> 00:59:24,976 Thank you. 1315 00:59:26,684 --> 00:59:27,934 Thank you. 1316 00:59:29,226 --> 00:59:30,309 I'm good. 1317 00:59:40,475 --> 00:59:42,850 - This way. - Everything's fine, okay? 1318 00:59:43,767 --> 00:59:45,309 Just have a seat. 1319 00:59:45,850 --> 00:59:47,724 She's gonna belt you in, okay? 1320 00:59:47,725 --> 00:59:50,850 We can't take off until we get you belted in, okay? 1321 01:00:25,642 --> 01:00:27,517 I'm the president of the United States! 1322 01:00:28,767 --> 01:00:30,517 I'm the president of the United States! 1323 01:00:35,976 --> 01:00:38,101 I'm the president of the United States! 1324 01:00:38,934 --> 01:00:41,016 I can't fuckin' do the IV! 1325 01:00:41,017 --> 01:00:43,016 - Okay, I got it. Just breathe. - I can't get it! 1326 01:00:43,017 --> 01:00:44,976 I'm the president of the United States! 1327 01:00:48,059 --> 01:00:50,017 I'm the president of the United States! 1328 01:00:50,767 --> 01:00:53,724 Randy, can you do me a favor and maybe... 1329 01:00:53,725 --> 01:00:56,142 maybe keep the president calm for a little bit? 1330 01:00:56,143 --> 01:00:57,475 Yeah, I'm on it. 1331 01:00:59,517 --> 01:01:02,474 County ER, it's Medic 42. 1332 01:01:02,475 --> 01:01:04,143 Can I get a physician on? 1333 01:01:04,976 --> 01:01:06,724 Copy. Standby. 1334 01:01:06,725 --> 01:01:08,975 I need a doctor's permission to administer a sedative. 1335 01:01:08,976 --> 01:01:10,433 This is Dr. Serano. What? 1336 01:01:11,059 --> 01:01:13,559 Yeah, Dr. Serano, this is Paramedic Randy. 1337 01:01:14,101 --> 01:01:15,933 Currently en route to your facility, 1338 01:01:15,934 --> 01:01:18,183 and an emergent psychiatric patient. 1339 01:01:18,184 --> 01:01:20,599 Patient was uncontrollable at scene 1340 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,016 and actively fighting the restraints. 1341 01:01:23,017 --> 01:01:24,975 Blood pressure 172 over 100. 1342 01:01:24,976 --> 01:01:28,058 Seeking two milligrams of atropine for sedation. 1343 01:01:28,059 --> 01:01:29,975 - Wait. - Atropine? 1344 01:01:29,976 --> 01:01:31,641 Yeah, for sedation. Yes. 1345 01:01:31,642 --> 01:01:33,225 Atropine? 1346 01:01:33,226 --> 01:01:35,474 Do you mean Ativan? 1347 01:01:35,475 --> 01:01:38,226 Are you trying to kill your patient, Paramedic Randy? 1348 01:01:38,809 --> 01:01:40,143 Fuck! 1349 01:01:40,642 --> 01:01:42,142 Ativan. Yes, Ativan. 1350 01:01:42,143 --> 01:01:44,143 Two milligrams for sedation. 1351 01:01:44,934 --> 01:01:46,850 ETA ten minutes. 1352 01:01:46,851 --> 01:01:48,267 Wonderful. 1353 01:01:48,268 --> 01:01:50,433 Try not to murder anyone on the way. 1354 01:01:50,434 --> 01:01:51,766 Fuck. 1355 01:01:51,767 --> 01:01:54,101 It had to be Serano. Fuck! 1356 01:02:09,892 --> 01:02:11,391 Shit! You scared me. 1357 01:02:11,392 --> 01:02:13,100 Oh, please. 1358 01:02:13,101 --> 01:02:14,642 Give me a fuckin' break. 1359 01:02:15,392 --> 01:02:18,599 Hey. You know, there are three other hospitals in this area. 1360 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,433 Why don't you drop your patients in one of them, huh? 1361 01:02:20,434 --> 01:02:22,600 It's a busy night. It's not up to me. 1362 01:02:24,726 --> 01:02:28,016 You take care of what, one patient at a time? 1363 01:02:28,017 --> 01:02:31,392 I got 25 full beds in there, man. 1364 01:02:32,268 --> 01:02:34,517 I got a waiting room with an eight-hour wait. 1365 01:02:35,767 --> 01:02:39,600 I got emergency codes going off upstairs constantly. 1366 01:02:40,934 --> 01:02:44,225 I got an administration that won't hire enough staff, 1367 01:02:44,226 --> 01:02:47,642 and simultaneously tell me that I gotta be fuckin' nicer? 1368 01:02:48,475 --> 01:02:51,474 I gotta be nicer and I gotta be faster. 1369 01:02:51,475 --> 01:02:54,850 This whole building is on my shoulders, man. 1370 01:02:54,851 --> 01:02:58,642 And now, now I gotta take time to fix your mistakes. 1371 01:02:59,726 --> 01:03:01,142 Well, I got a better idea. 1372 01:03:01,143 --> 01:03:03,100 Maybe you take your bullshit patients 1373 01:03:03,101 --> 01:03:04,642 somewhere the fuck else. 1374 01:03:06,268 --> 01:03:09,474 Dr. Serano, come to emergency, please. 1375 01:03:09,475 --> 01:03:11,474 Well, you'll excuse me. 1376 01:03:11,475 --> 01:03:13,809 I gotta go back to never being done. 1377 01:03:19,184 --> 01:03:20,559 Alright, here we go. 1378 01:03:21,559 --> 01:03:22,850 - Let's go. - Watch this. 1379 01:03:22,851 --> 01:03:24,933 - Yeah. - Can you handle the heat? 1380 01:03:24,934 --> 01:03:26,726 I got it, playboy. Come on, now. 1381 01:03:28,101 --> 01:03:29,143 Oh! 1382 01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,599 - Whoo! - Oh, yeah? 1383 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:36,975 - That's not a home run. - That's a home run, man. 1384 01:03:36,976 --> 01:03:38,891 You didn't even make it to the sidewalk. 1385 01:03:38,892 --> 01:03:40,183 Went right over your head. 1386 01:03:40,184 --> 01:03:42,184 The gutter is the home run line. 1387 01:03:42,851 --> 01:03:44,683 - That's bullshit. - Oh, shit. That ain't bullshit. 1388 01:03:44,684 --> 01:03:45,850 That's a fuckin' home run. 1389 01:03:45,851 --> 01:03:47,891 - Don't be a hater. - Go get your ball. 1390 01:03:47,892 --> 01:03:49,891 - I'm up. - No. What... 1391 01:03:49,892 --> 01:03:51,642 Know something? This is crazy that this is... 1392 01:03:52,475 --> 01:03:54,850 We been doin' this silly shit for three years now. 1393 01:03:54,851 --> 01:03:56,183 You gon' miss me? 1394 01:03:56,184 --> 01:03:57,101 Oh... 1395 01:03:57,851 --> 01:03:59,600 We're gonna see each other. We'll hang out. 1396 01:04:00,351 --> 01:04:01,892 What you mean? We don't hang out. 1397 01:04:02,475 --> 01:04:04,599 Yeah, we do. What are we doin' right now? 1398 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,183 Dude, this don't count. We're at work. 1399 01:04:06,184 --> 01:04:07,933 - This is fun, friendship. - This is work. 1400 01:04:07,934 --> 01:04:10,474 - This is not hanging out. - This is... 1401 01:04:10,475 --> 01:04:11,725 This is EMS shit, man. 1402 01:04:11,726 --> 01:04:13,058 I don't know shit about you. 1403 01:04:13,059 --> 01:04:14,641 We don't even talk like that. 1404 01:04:14,642 --> 01:04:16,058 What type of shit you want me to ask? 1405 01:04:16,059 --> 01:04:17,850 Like, how's your mom doing? Or... 1406 01:04:17,851 --> 01:04:19,683 if your lawn is being tended to. 1407 01:04:19,684 --> 01:04:21,600 If you have a lawn. I don't even know... 1408 01:04:21,601 --> 01:04:24,310 My mom is dead and I don't have a lawn. 1409 01:04:24,809 --> 01:04:26,809 And... I don't know. What else? 1410 01:04:27,726 --> 01:04:31,142 Goddamn, man. We're just coworkers, man. 1411 01:04:31,143 --> 01:04:33,434 You act like I'm like your best friend or something. 1412 01:04:36,143 --> 01:04:37,226 Come on. 1413 01:04:37,976 --> 01:04:38,851 Pfft. 1414 01:04:40,101 --> 01:04:43,017 - Oh, shit, I'm your best friend. - Okay, who's up? 1415 01:04:43,018 --> 01:04:44,766 I have a lot of friends. 1416 01:04:44,767 --> 01:04:46,143 I have a lot of... 1417 01:04:46,851 --> 01:04:50,641 - lot of really... good friends. - Medic 42, respond. 1418 01:04:50,642 --> 01:04:53,100 - Damnit. I'm his best friend. - Medic 42 responding. 1419 01:04:53,101 --> 01:04:55,059 - That sucks. - You're not my best friend! 1420 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,600 - Jerry's my best friend. - Who's Jerry? 1421 01:04:57,601 --> 01:04:59,767 - Who the fuck is Jerry? - Jerry's my cousin. 1422 01:05:00,392 --> 01:05:01,767 He lives in Tempe. 1423 01:05:14,851 --> 01:05:16,226 That's why we don't run. 1424 01:05:22,893 --> 01:05:24,310 Excuse us. Comin' through. 1425 01:05:25,517 --> 01:05:27,642 Excuse us. Thank you. 1426 01:05:33,310 --> 01:05:34,600 What happened? 1427 01:05:34,601 --> 01:05:37,142 Hit with a line drive in the chest and passed out. 1428 01:05:37,143 --> 01:05:38,809 - I got it. Thank you. - Are you his father? 1429 01:05:39,392 --> 01:05:40,268 No. 1430 01:05:41,018 --> 01:05:41,934 Uncle. 1431 01:05:43,226 --> 01:05:45,516 Do you know if he has any medical problems? 1432 01:05:45,517 --> 01:05:46,642 Problemas... 1433 01:05:51,976 --> 01:05:53,726 Yeah, none that he knows. 1434 01:05:59,434 --> 01:06:00,600 Did the AED shock him? 1435 01:06:00,601 --> 01:06:01,975 Yeah, twice now. 1436 01:06:01,976 --> 01:06:04,017 - Did he wake up at all? - No. 1437 01:06:04,018 --> 01:06:05,101 Let's hold CPR. 1438 01:06:12,559 --> 01:06:14,226 Okay, he's in V-fib. 1439 01:06:14,809 --> 01:06:15,809 Charging. 1440 01:06:16,684 --> 01:06:17,767 Okay. Clear. 1441 01:06:18,351 --> 01:06:19,851 - Clear. - Clear. 1442 01:06:21,268 --> 01:06:22,976 Okay, Mike, continue CPR. 1443 01:06:25,018 --> 01:06:27,100 How long was he down before you started CPR? 1444 01:06:27,101 --> 01:06:28,766 We thought he just had the wind knocked out of him-- 1445 01:06:28,767 --> 01:06:30,850 - Yeah, how long exactly? - I don't know, maybe a minute. 1446 01:06:30,851 --> 01:06:32,351 Okay, that's good enough. 1447 01:06:34,851 --> 01:06:35,767 Ho! 1448 01:06:37,767 --> 01:06:38,684 We have a pulse. 1449 01:06:42,601 --> 01:06:44,933 - My chest hurts. - Oh. Hey, buddy. 1450 01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:46,310 What's his name? 1451 01:06:47,059 --> 01:06:49,017 Vicente, hey. My name's Randy, 1452 01:06:49,018 --> 01:06:51,059 and we're gonna be taking care of you, okay? 1453 01:07:40,351 --> 01:07:41,768 Hey, spike that for me? 1454 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:43,683 Get a blood pressure. 1455 01:07:43,684 --> 01:07:45,226 Am I gonna die? 1456 01:07:46,310 --> 01:07:47,641 We're gonna do everything in our power 1457 01:07:47,642 --> 01:07:49,184 to make sure that doesn't happen. 1458 01:07:49,185 --> 01:07:50,726 Alright? 1459 01:07:51,726 --> 01:07:53,267 My chest hurts. 1460 01:07:53,268 --> 01:07:55,725 There's no easy way to say this, Vicente. 1461 01:07:55,726 --> 01:07:57,433 Your heart got hit with a baseball 1462 01:07:57,434 --> 01:08:00,184 and it stopped. That's why your chest hurts. 1463 01:08:00,185 --> 01:08:03,600 In the exact millisecond, your heart got hit 1464 01:08:03,601 --> 01:08:04,933 just as it was contracting. 1465 01:08:04,934 --> 01:08:07,350 It's like the ball reached out 1466 01:08:07,351 --> 01:08:09,392 and sucker-punched your heart. 1467 01:08:10,226 --> 01:08:11,850 It's a one-in-a-million chance. 1468 01:08:11,851 --> 01:08:15,142 And as a matter of fact, after all this, 1469 01:08:15,143 --> 01:08:17,768 I would go buy a lottery ticket if I were you. 1470 01:08:18,893 --> 01:08:21,476 So... am I gonna die? 1471 01:08:22,226 --> 01:08:24,933 You're with us now, and our job is to keep you healthy. 1472 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:28,559 Okay? So just lie there and relax. 1473 01:08:29,143 --> 01:08:30,392 BP's 90 over 60. 1474 01:08:31,226 --> 01:08:32,975 Okay. That's not a bad start. 1475 01:08:32,976 --> 01:08:34,142 You're gonna feel a little sting. 1476 01:08:34,143 --> 01:08:35,850 Gonna get an IV started. 1477 01:08:35,851 --> 01:08:38,268 One, two, three. 1478 01:08:38,934 --> 01:08:39,851 Okay. 1479 01:08:41,226 --> 01:08:43,893 Now... you having any trouble breathing? 1480 01:08:44,768 --> 01:08:47,185 A little. My chest hurts. 1481 01:08:48,268 --> 01:08:49,933 Any pain anywhere else? 1482 01:08:49,934 --> 01:08:51,933 No. Not really. 1483 01:08:51,934 --> 01:08:53,850 You have any medical problems? 1484 01:08:53,851 --> 01:08:56,225 - No. - On any meds? Any allergies? 1485 01:08:56,226 --> 01:08:57,767 - No. - No? Okay. 1486 01:08:57,768 --> 01:08:59,851 - How old are you again? - Eleven. 1487 01:09:00,601 --> 01:09:02,351 - Are you married? - What? 1488 01:09:02,352 --> 01:09:04,142 - No. - I get it. 1489 01:09:04,143 --> 01:09:06,391 You're not ready to settle. You wanna play the field. 1490 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:07,975 You wanna keep your options open. 1491 01:09:07,976 --> 01:09:09,975 That commitment is scary. 1492 01:09:09,976 --> 01:09:12,225 I get it. I'm with you. Pound it. 1493 01:09:12,226 --> 01:09:13,726 Boom. 1494 01:09:14,310 --> 01:09:17,726 I'm gonna call the hospital. You just lie there and relax. 1495 01:09:18,517 --> 01:09:20,434 So... am I gonna die? 1496 01:09:26,976 --> 01:09:28,434 You're gonna be alright. 1497 01:09:29,809 --> 01:09:31,392 Promise. 1498 01:09:35,851 --> 01:09:37,351 County ER, Medic 42. 1499 01:09:37,352 --> 01:09:39,725 Medic 42, this is County. Go ahead. 1500 01:09:39,726 --> 01:09:43,017 County, Medic 42 en route to your facility 1501 01:09:43,018 --> 01:09:45,767 emergent with 11-year-old patient post-cardiac arrest 1502 01:09:45,768 --> 01:09:47,725 due to a baseball to the chest. 1503 01:09:47,726 --> 01:09:49,725 Patient was down for approximately a minute 1504 01:09:49,726 --> 01:09:51,100 before receiving CPR. 1505 01:09:51,101 --> 01:09:53,683 Two shocks by AED, one by me. 1506 01:09:53,684 --> 01:09:55,184 Patient is in sinus tach. 1507 01:09:55,185 --> 01:09:57,975 Conscious, alert, oriented times three. 1508 01:09:57,976 --> 01:09:59,642 Blood pressure 90 over 60. 1509 01:09:59,643 --> 01:10:02,017 ETA approximately seven minutes. 1510 01:10:02,018 --> 01:10:03,975 County copies. 1511 01:10:03,976 --> 01:10:05,601 Medic 42 clear. 1512 01:10:06,185 --> 01:10:08,809 Hey, Vicente. So you're quite the baseball player, huh? 1513 01:10:10,018 --> 01:10:11,352 What position they have you playing? 1514 01:10:12,809 --> 01:10:14,185 My chest... 1515 01:10:15,559 --> 01:10:17,268 I feel funny. 1516 01:10:20,352 --> 01:10:21,434 Start CPR. 1517 01:10:25,018 --> 01:10:25,976 Charging. 1518 01:10:28,143 --> 01:10:30,268 - Clear. - Clear. 1519 01:10:30,809 --> 01:10:31,768 Clear. 1520 01:10:36,434 --> 01:10:39,975 County ER, Medic 42. 1521 01:10:39,976 --> 01:10:41,558 Medic 42, go ahead. 1522 01:10:41,559 --> 01:10:44,059 Update: Patient is back in cardiac arrest. 1523 01:10:44,060 --> 01:10:45,643 ETA two minutes. 1524 01:10:52,310 --> 01:10:54,601 - What do you need? - Let's get him outta here. 1525 01:10:55,143 --> 01:10:55,976 Comin' up. 1526 01:10:58,601 --> 01:10:59,934 Okay, we're good. 1527 01:10:59,935 --> 01:11:02,100 - Comin' through. - Comin'. Excuse us. 1528 01:11:02,101 --> 01:11:04,475 - Watch out. - What was his last pressure? 1529 01:11:04,476 --> 01:11:08,351 90 over 60. Pulse 110. About 20 breaths a minute. 1530 01:11:08,352 --> 01:11:10,725 He was fine and then just went right back into V-fib. 1531 01:11:10,726 --> 01:11:12,642 Eleven-year-old child, male, 1532 01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:14,433 hit in the chest with a baseball. 1533 01:11:14,434 --> 01:11:16,642 Was down for about a minute before they started CPR. 1534 01:11:16,643 --> 01:11:17,892 Shocked three times, 1535 01:11:17,893 --> 01:11:19,517 became alert and conscious three times. 1536 01:11:19,518 --> 01:11:21,309 Went back into V-fib, he was defibbed at 200. 1537 01:11:21,310 --> 01:11:23,351 One milligram of epi, shocked again, 1538 01:11:23,352 --> 01:11:25,017 second milligram of epi. 1539 01:11:25,018 --> 01:11:26,517 He's currently asystolic. 1540 01:11:26,518 --> 01:11:28,391 - Do we have a name? - Vicente. 1541 01:11:28,392 --> 01:11:31,017 That's all we have is Vicente. 1542 01:11:31,018 --> 01:11:33,601 You got half a name? Great work. 1543 01:11:50,893 --> 01:11:51,851 Hey. 1544 01:11:52,851 --> 01:11:55,310 Thought you'd wanna know. Your patient didn't make it. 1545 01:11:58,935 --> 01:12:00,310 Thanks, Colette. 1546 01:12:03,434 --> 01:12:04,810 Yeah, that sucks. 1547 01:12:06,268 --> 01:12:07,935 You were great with him, Randy. 1548 01:12:12,851 --> 01:12:14,267 No, I wasn't. 1549 01:12:14,268 --> 01:12:15,725 Yeah. 1550 01:12:15,726 --> 01:12:17,267 You were. You didn't make a single mistake. 1551 01:12:17,268 --> 01:12:18,351 It's not your fault. 1552 01:12:18,352 --> 01:12:19,892 You did nothing wrong. 1553 01:12:19,893 --> 01:12:21,310 I made a big fucking mistake. 1554 01:12:22,935 --> 01:12:25,018 I told the boy he was gonna live and he died. 1555 01:12:25,810 --> 01:12:28,100 It's a rookie fucking move, and I knew better. 1556 01:12:28,101 --> 01:12:31,017 But God damnit, he just kept... 1557 01:12:31,018 --> 01:12:33,851 asking and asking. 1558 01:12:37,143 --> 01:12:38,268 That boy died... 1559 01:12:39,310 --> 01:12:40,810 thinking I was gonna save him. 1560 01:12:42,102 --> 01:12:44,310 I have to live with that for the rest of my life. 1561 01:12:45,643 --> 01:12:47,142 And that's... 1562 01:12:47,143 --> 01:12:48,642 why we build a wall. 1563 01:12:48,643 --> 01:12:49,767 Not to keep people out 1564 01:12:49,768 --> 01:12:51,559 but to keep shit like that inside. 1565 01:13:13,476 --> 01:13:15,185 This job breaks everybody. 1566 01:13:22,393 --> 01:13:24,434 All we wanna do is save your life. 1567 01:13:25,684 --> 01:13:26,684 Oh! Shit! 1568 01:13:29,643 --> 01:13:31,184 Some of you... 1569 01:13:31,185 --> 01:13:32,976 don't make it easy. 1570 01:13:35,935 --> 01:13:37,851 You should be dead five times over... 1571 01:13:41,726 --> 01:13:43,184 but no matter how many times 1572 01:13:43,185 --> 01:13:44,768 you brush with death... 1573 01:13:46,768 --> 01:13:48,643 you refuse to die. 1574 01:13:49,976 --> 01:13:50,893 Respect. 1575 01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:55,476 Others of you, we do everything right... 1576 01:13:56,851 --> 01:13:58,309 and you die on us anyway. 1577 01:13:58,310 --> 01:13:59,600 What the fuck? 1578 01:13:59,601 --> 01:14:01,434 We see you struggling. 1579 01:14:01,976 --> 01:14:04,101 They can't deny you service... 1580 01:14:04,102 --> 01:14:05,850 but they can bankrupt you. 1581 01:14:05,851 --> 01:14:08,184 - Wait. Who had the blister? - She did. 1582 01:14:08,185 --> 01:14:09,433 You? Okay. 1583 01:14:09,434 --> 01:14:12,101 We carry you on our backs, 1584 01:14:12,102 --> 01:14:14,226 every one of us, 1585 01:14:14,227 --> 01:14:17,725 and you crush us a little more every day 1586 01:14:17,726 --> 01:14:20,643 until you grind us down to a nub. 1587 01:14:22,518 --> 01:14:24,475 This is all part of the job, 1588 01:14:24,476 --> 01:14:25,892 so you deal with it. 1589 01:14:25,893 --> 01:14:28,059 You compartmentalize it. 1590 01:14:28,060 --> 01:14:30,725 You eat shit and shove it down, down, down, 1591 01:14:30,726 --> 01:14:33,267 until one day you wake up and you say, 1592 01:14:33,268 --> 01:14:34,227 you know what? 1593 01:14:37,476 --> 01:14:38,601 Fuck the patients. 1594 01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:41,935 Fuck the nurses. 1595 01:14:43,393 --> 01:14:44,685 Fuck the doctors. 1596 01:14:47,060 --> 01:14:49,476 Fuck this ratty-ass hospital! 1597 01:14:52,476 --> 01:14:54,810 Fuck all the blood and shit and puke. 1598 01:14:56,893 --> 01:14:58,726 Fuck your documentation! 1599 01:14:59,393 --> 01:15:01,142 Fuck the fakers. 1600 01:15:01,143 --> 01:15:03,142 Fuck the bullshit calls. 1601 01:15:03,143 --> 01:15:04,892 Fuck every shoplifter who got caught 1602 01:15:04,893 --> 01:15:06,601 and pretended to pass out. 1603 01:15:08,268 --> 01:15:09,475 Ah! 1604 01:15:09,476 --> 01:15:10,810 - Come on. - Get up. 1605 01:15:11,601 --> 01:15:13,059 Fuck the fire department. 1606 01:15:13,060 --> 01:15:14,850 Fuck the PD. 1607 01:15:14,851 --> 01:15:17,309 I know my rights! 1608 01:15:17,310 --> 01:15:20,517 Fuck every 2:00 a.m. drunk who think they know the law. 1609 01:15:20,518 --> 01:15:24,059 Fuck the bystanders, the rubberneckers, 1610 01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:26,143 the lookie-loos. 1611 01:15:29,060 --> 01:15:30,142 Fuck the dead ones. 1612 01:15:30,143 --> 01:15:31,684 Fuck the live ones. 1613 01:15:31,685 --> 01:15:33,433 Fuck this bullshit pay. 1614 01:15:33,434 --> 01:15:35,558 Fuck me! Fuck you! 1615 01:15:35,559 --> 01:15:37,518 Fuck this job! 1616 01:15:39,060 --> 01:15:40,684 Fuck everyone, 1617 01:15:40,685 --> 01:15:43,559 except the kid who just wanted to play baseball. 1618 01:15:47,269 --> 01:15:48,643 Exit paperwork. 1619 01:15:49,393 --> 01:15:50,768 You don't have to sign it. 1620 01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:06,601 - I'm goin' home. - Randy... 1621 01:16:07,310 --> 01:16:08,810 Please don't go out like this. 1622 01:16:10,601 --> 01:16:13,476 Just leaving without even finishing your last shift? 1623 01:16:14,977 --> 01:16:16,810 Don't go out like a chump. 1624 01:16:49,935 --> 01:16:51,518 Mike, turn on the lights. 1625 01:16:53,935 --> 01:16:55,352 Randy, come on, now. You... 1626 01:16:56,810 --> 01:16:58,851 You know I can't do that unless we get a call. 1627 01:16:58,852 --> 01:17:00,310 Come on, man. 1628 01:17:05,518 --> 01:17:06,725 Alright. 1629 01:17:06,726 --> 01:17:08,685 One last time. 1630 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:29,518 Medic 42, emergency traffic. 1631 01:17:30,269 --> 01:17:32,351 - You gonna answer that? - No. 1632 01:17:32,352 --> 01:17:34,226 Let another crew handle it. Just... 1633 01:17:34,227 --> 01:17:36,268 You know what? Drop me off at home. 1634 01:17:36,269 --> 01:17:38,726 What? Motherfucker, I don't know where you live. 1635 01:17:40,185 --> 01:17:41,393 Medic 42, respond. 1636 01:17:43,476 --> 01:17:45,018 I'll get it. 1637 01:17:46,185 --> 01:17:47,726 This is Medic 42 responding. 1638 01:18:25,601 --> 01:18:28,601 Come on, man. One more and you're done. 1639 01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:39,935 Hey, what the hell?! 1640 01:18:46,144 --> 01:18:49,060 Alright, you grab the stuff. I'll check this out. 1641 01:18:50,185 --> 01:18:52,184 - What the hell?! - I got you! 1642 01:18:52,185 --> 01:18:54,893 Where's PD to control these assholes? 1643 01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:04,101 Oh, whoa! 1644 01:19:04,102 --> 01:19:05,685 What the fuck?! 1645 01:19:11,060 --> 01:19:12,476 That's not good. 1646 01:19:15,893 --> 01:19:16,852 Fuck. 1647 01:19:26,185 --> 01:19:27,935 All dead in here. 1648 01:19:29,060 --> 01:19:30,310 Watch your step. 1649 01:19:47,476 --> 01:19:48,517 She's got a pulse. 1650 01:19:48,518 --> 01:19:50,143 She's breathing. 1651 01:19:50,144 --> 01:19:51,684 Shallow and ragged. 1652 01:19:51,685 --> 01:19:53,269 - Hold C-spine. - Okay. 1653 01:20:00,935 --> 01:20:02,475 Okay. Let's roll her on three. 1654 01:20:02,476 --> 01:20:04,852 One, two, three. 1655 01:20:28,393 --> 01:20:29,810 Grab the collar. Keep her breathing. 1656 01:20:42,311 --> 01:20:43,352 Oh, lucky... 1657 01:20:44,435 --> 01:20:45,810 lucky baby. 1658 01:20:46,518 --> 01:20:48,435 How'd you get so lucky? Huh? 1659 01:20:49,060 --> 01:20:50,643 Okay. 1660 01:20:52,476 --> 01:20:53,559 It's okay. 1661 01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:56,517 Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. Oh! 1662 01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:58,311 You're a lucky baby. 1663 01:21:19,102 --> 01:21:21,143 Stop that car! Whoa! 1664 01:21:21,144 --> 01:21:22,851 - Hey! Heads up! - Oh! Move! 1665 01:21:22,852 --> 01:21:24,144 Move! 1666 01:21:25,102 --> 01:21:26,310 Hey! 1667 01:21:26,311 --> 01:21:28,893 You almost killed us, asshole! 1668 01:21:31,269 --> 01:21:34,726 Hey, Jimmy. Take your truck, park it perpendicular, 1669 01:21:34,727 --> 01:21:36,892 - block that ramp. - Hold on. Wait. What? 1670 01:21:36,893 --> 01:21:38,809 Block off the whole fuckin' freeway! 1671 01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:40,435 No one gets through! 1672 01:21:41,727 --> 01:21:42,894 Oh, shit. 1673 01:21:48,352 --> 01:21:51,352 County, Medic 42. Do you have another unit incoming? 1674 01:21:52,227 --> 01:21:54,767 Negative. Next available unit is 15 minutes. 1675 01:21:54,768 --> 01:21:56,559 Want us to start a second unit? 1676 01:21:56,560 --> 01:21:58,518 Negative. We're taking the baby with us. 1677 01:22:14,727 --> 01:22:16,351 - Good lung sounds. - That's good. 1678 01:22:16,352 --> 01:22:18,101 A crying baby is a healthy baby. 1679 01:22:18,102 --> 01:22:19,767 Alright, switch with me. 1680 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:20,893 Your job is airway. 1681 01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:23,392 Keep her breathing at all costs. 1682 01:22:23,393 --> 01:22:24,935 Let's see if she takes an OPA. 1683 01:22:25,894 --> 01:22:27,852 Yeah, she took it. No gag reflex. 1684 01:22:28,435 --> 01:22:31,475 Mom's got a lot of rib fractures and head lacs. 1685 01:22:31,476 --> 01:22:33,642 She's gagging on the OPA, but it's intermittent. 1686 01:22:33,643 --> 01:22:35,601 - Should I take it out? - Yeah, take it out. 1687 01:22:35,602 --> 01:22:37,352 She's had too much trauma already. 1688 01:22:38,311 --> 01:22:40,518 Talk to her. See if she can obey commands. 1689 01:22:41,602 --> 01:22:44,311 Miss, can you raise your right arm, please? 1690 01:22:46,685 --> 01:22:48,934 Alright, not bad. Hang on there, Mom. 1691 01:22:48,935 --> 01:22:50,642 Ma'am, you're in an ambulance. 1692 01:22:50,643 --> 01:22:53,226 You were in a pretty bad wreck. We have your child. She's okay. 1693 01:22:53,227 --> 01:22:54,767 We're taking you to the hospital. 1694 01:22:54,768 --> 01:22:56,268 County ER, this is Medic 42. 1695 01:22:56,269 --> 01:22:58,601 Incoming to your facility, emergent with two patients. 1696 01:22:58,602 --> 01:23:01,310 One a Level I, the other a stable pediatric. 1697 01:23:01,311 --> 01:23:03,268 Medic 42, be aware, we're on diversion. 1698 01:23:03,269 --> 01:23:04,726 We've got way too many patients here. 1699 01:23:04,727 --> 01:23:06,893 You'll have to take them to the ER at University. 1700 01:23:06,894 --> 01:23:08,517 Negative. Negative. 1701 01:23:08,518 --> 01:23:10,434 She will not make it to University. 1702 01:23:10,435 --> 01:23:13,351 Listen up. Got an approximately 30-year-old female, 1703 01:23:13,352 --> 01:23:16,809 a head-on collision, ejection, massive damage to vehicle. 1704 01:23:16,810 --> 01:23:18,019 What's their GCS? 1705 01:23:19,102 --> 01:23:21,434 Well, right now it's a 14, but... 1706 01:23:21,435 --> 01:23:23,684 Your patient doesn't meet Level I criteria. 1707 01:23:23,685 --> 01:23:24,851 Yes, she does! 1708 01:23:24,852 --> 01:23:26,976 Listen. We're gonna be there in five minutes, 1709 01:23:26,977 --> 01:23:28,351 so just page out a team. 1710 01:23:28,352 --> 01:23:29,851 Negative, 42, we are on diversion. 1711 01:23:29,852 --> 01:23:31,310 Do not come here, understand? 1712 01:23:31,311 --> 01:23:32,976 You need to reroute to a different ER. 1713 01:23:32,977 --> 01:23:34,809 We are coming there whether you like it or not! 1714 01:23:34,810 --> 01:23:36,019 So get ready for us! 1715 01:23:47,269 --> 01:23:48,601 - Hey, Astor? - Yeah? 1716 01:23:48,602 --> 01:23:49,809 - Wanna take that baby... - Got it. 1717 01:23:49,810 --> 01:23:51,227 ...meet us inside? 1718 01:23:52,352 --> 01:23:53,768 Medic 42. What bay? 1719 01:23:53,769 --> 01:23:55,268 Two. But they're not happy. 1720 01:23:55,269 --> 01:23:56,934 Serano's on the warpath. 1721 01:23:56,935 --> 01:23:58,477 No one is happy. 1722 01:23:59,935 --> 01:24:02,226 No. No. No. 1723 01:24:02,227 --> 01:24:04,143 - Stop. - No. Doctor, listen. 1724 01:24:04,144 --> 01:24:05,809 - This is a 30-something-- - No! 1725 01:24:05,810 --> 01:24:07,476 - A head-on collision. - No. No. No. 1726 01:24:07,477 --> 01:24:08,934 The four other passengers are DOA. 1727 01:24:08,935 --> 01:24:10,642 She is not a Level I criteria. 1728 01:24:10,643 --> 01:24:14,143 Do you have any idea how expensive a Level I criteria is? 1729 01:24:14,144 --> 01:24:15,893 Any idea, you idiot? 1730 01:24:15,894 --> 01:24:17,809 Okay! This patient meets all Level I criteria. 1731 01:24:17,810 --> 01:24:19,434 She's not even intubated! 1732 01:24:19,435 --> 01:24:21,517 You got her bagged? What the hell is that? 1733 01:24:21,518 --> 01:24:24,018 This patient is dying, asshole! 1734 01:24:24,019 --> 01:24:25,684 - Now listen to my report! - Asshole? 1735 01:24:25,685 --> 01:24:27,310 How 'bout fuck you, asshole! 1736 01:24:27,311 --> 01:24:29,517 - Come on! - Shit. 1737 01:24:29,518 --> 01:24:32,726 I will be happy to kick your ass and put you in a bed next to her 1738 01:24:32,727 --> 01:24:34,226 but you need to listen to my report! 1739 01:24:34,227 --> 01:24:36,893 How 'bout this? How 'bout instead I call your supervisor, 1740 01:24:36,894 --> 01:24:38,727 we settle this right now. 1741 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,727 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1742 01:24:45,643 --> 01:24:46,477 Excuse me? 1743 01:24:47,186 --> 01:24:48,976 - Who are you? - This patient just went apneic 1744 01:24:48,977 --> 01:24:51,392 three times with no gag reflex on the way to the hospital. 1745 01:24:51,393 --> 01:24:52,517 She's got a skull fracture. 1746 01:24:52,518 --> 01:24:54,101 She meets all Level I criteria. 1747 01:24:54,102 --> 01:24:55,642 Because last time I checked, 1748 01:24:55,643 --> 01:24:57,726 when a patient goes apneic with no gag, 1749 01:24:57,727 --> 01:25:00,601 their GCS goes down to three. Right? 1750 01:25:00,602 --> 01:25:02,976 And I just watched this paramedic fight like hell 1751 01:25:02,977 --> 01:25:05,310 to save this woman's life while caring for her child 1752 01:25:05,311 --> 01:25:08,143 and dodging incoming traffic at the same fucking time! 1753 01:25:08,144 --> 01:25:10,434 And all I see you doing is standing there, 1754 01:25:10,435 --> 01:25:13,143 like a fucking asshole, with your dick in your hand, 1755 01:25:13,144 --> 01:25:15,226 arguing with him about this patient 1756 01:25:15,227 --> 01:25:16,352 who is dying! 1757 01:25:16,353 --> 01:25:18,102 Your patient! 1758 01:25:20,227 --> 01:25:21,726 And if you refuse to treat her, 1759 01:25:21,727 --> 01:25:23,560 you'll lose your goddamn license. 1760 01:25:27,602 --> 01:25:28,643 Who are you? 1761 01:25:30,894 --> 01:25:33,102 I'm Dr. Romero. I'm your new resident. 1762 01:25:35,602 --> 01:25:36,894 Oh, shit. 1763 01:25:41,061 --> 01:25:44,311 Well, Dr. Romero... 1764 01:25:46,477 --> 01:25:48,102 I look forward to working with you. 1765 01:25:49,894 --> 01:25:51,477 We're gonna have so much fun. 1766 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:54,061 Get the patient. 1767 01:25:59,353 --> 01:26:00,644 Okay, look. 1768 01:26:01,602 --> 01:26:04,518 You mean to tell me you're a doctor? 1769 01:26:06,186 --> 01:26:08,269 Resident, but yeah. 1770 01:26:08,852 --> 01:26:10,768 But you told us you were a paramedic. 1771 01:26:10,769 --> 01:26:12,976 No, I didn't. You said that. 1772 01:26:12,977 --> 01:26:14,518 I just didn't correct you. 1773 01:26:16,102 --> 01:26:17,144 I never said that. 1774 01:26:17,644 --> 01:26:20,101 That's what you said when we first met you. 1775 01:26:20,102 --> 01:26:23,060 No. Why would I? I'm a doctor, not a paramedic. 1776 01:26:23,061 --> 01:26:25,476 Hey, Dr. What's-your-face. 1777 01:26:25,477 --> 01:26:27,769 Grab a bedpan and come with me. 1778 01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:31,685 We're gonna have so much fun! 1779 01:26:34,810 --> 01:26:37,186 - Hmm. - Whoa. 1780 01:26:38,727 --> 01:26:39,644 That's... 1781 01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:43,019 Huh. 1782 01:26:49,936 --> 01:26:51,101 Hey. 1783 01:26:51,102 --> 01:26:52,601 Good news: 1784 01:26:52,602 --> 01:26:54,061 Patient's gonna live. 1785 01:26:55,227 --> 01:26:57,143 I mean, usually once we drop 'em off 1786 01:26:57,144 --> 01:26:58,936 it's not our problem anymore. But... 1787 01:27:00,227 --> 01:27:01,311 But it's good to... 1788 01:27:02,186 --> 01:27:04,269 it's good to know she made it, you know? 1789 01:27:04,936 --> 01:27:06,227 Yeah. 1790 01:27:07,644 --> 01:27:09,477 Way to throw yourself under the bus... 1791 01:27:10,227 --> 01:27:11,517 doctor. 1792 01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:14,185 Serano's gonna make your life a living hell. 1793 01:27:14,186 --> 01:27:15,809 I know. 1794 01:27:15,810 --> 01:27:18,061 I never wanna be that kind of surgeon. 1795 01:27:20,228 --> 01:27:21,810 Thanks for the coffee, doc. 1796 01:27:38,061 --> 01:27:39,353 She should have died. 1797 01:27:40,894 --> 01:27:42,602 She would have died in my care. 1798 01:27:44,977 --> 01:27:47,936 Right now, I'd be telling that family that their mom is dead. 1799 01:27:53,061 --> 01:27:54,809 You know, I thought I'd come out here today 1800 01:27:54,810 --> 01:27:56,602 and I'd meet the paramedics and... 1801 01:27:57,519 --> 01:28:00,019 see what you do, how you work. 1802 01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:05,144 And I know you're sick of your job. 1803 01:28:06,144 --> 01:28:07,392 I know you're burnt out. 1804 01:28:07,393 --> 01:28:09,519 I know you think you don't make a difference. 1805 01:28:11,311 --> 01:28:12,936 But you made a difference today. 1806 01:28:14,644 --> 01:28:15,477 You did. 1807 01:28:16,769 --> 01:28:18,393 You saved her life. 1808 01:28:20,810 --> 01:28:22,435 And you saved her family. 1809 01:28:27,393 --> 01:28:29,353 You're the kind of doctor I want to be. 1810 01:28:33,019 --> 01:28:34,435 Not a doctor. 1811 01:28:35,602 --> 01:28:36,685 Well... 1812 01:28:37,977 --> 01:28:39,393 if I ever need saving... 1813 01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:43,602 God, I hope it's you that shows up. 1814 01:29:15,519 --> 01:29:17,019 Hey, one of those is for Mike. 1815 01:29:20,311 --> 01:29:21,602 Not anymore. 1816 01:29:56,519 --> 01:29:57,976 That is a gift from the crews. 1817 01:29:57,977 --> 01:29:59,393 This is breakfast, on us. 1818 01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:01,143 Dispatch and the crews chipped in after they heard 1819 01:30:01,144 --> 01:30:03,061 you told Dr. Serano to go fuck himself. 1820 01:30:03,811 --> 01:30:05,477 So this is a retirement gift. 1821 01:30:06,685 --> 01:30:07,519 Wow. 1822 01:30:08,727 --> 01:30:09,560 Come on. 1823 01:30:11,394 --> 01:30:12,519 Aw. 1824 01:30:13,727 --> 01:30:16,394 Now, get out of my substation, civilian. 1825 01:30:42,894 --> 01:30:44,394 Keep your password safe. 1826 01:30:45,061 --> 01:30:47,268 If you have any trouble at all, call IT right away. 1827 01:30:47,269 --> 01:30:50,435 If you have any trouble with them, call me right away. 1828 01:30:51,019 --> 01:30:51,851 Okay. 1829 01:30:51,852 --> 01:30:52,935 Alright. 1830 01:30:52,936 --> 01:30:56,269 Now, to access the forms for the preauthorization... 1831 01:31:03,353 --> 01:31:05,353 You guys ever see anyone choke to death? 1832 01:31:06,019 --> 01:31:07,893 You get the fist like right under here, 1833 01:31:07,894 --> 01:31:10,102 and then it's just straight back. 1834 01:31:10,103 --> 01:31:11,811 Ha! 1835 01:31:14,311 --> 01:31:16,310 Drowning's the worst way to go. 1836 01:31:16,311 --> 01:31:17,851 Absolute worst way to go. 1837 01:31:17,852 --> 01:31:19,019 Best way to die? 1838 01:31:19,977 --> 01:31:21,269 Decapitation. 1839 01:31:32,769 --> 01:31:34,394 What are you still doin' here? 1840 01:31:35,686 --> 01:31:37,477 Oh. Is that it? 1841 01:31:39,602 --> 01:31:40,476 That's it. 1842 01:31:40,477 --> 01:31:41,769 Come on. Let's get outta here. 1843 01:32:50,602 --> 01:32:51,727 Hi. 1844 01:32:54,644 --> 01:32:55,686 So... 1845 01:32:58,435 --> 01:33:00,685 Well, as it turns out... 1846 01:33:00,686 --> 01:33:04,061 your close-out paperwork was never properly... 1847 01:33:05,144 --> 01:33:06,270 filed. 1848 01:33:11,936 --> 01:33:13,353 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 1849 01:33:14,644 --> 01:33:16,768 Hey, maybe I could... 1850 01:33:16,769 --> 01:33:18,228 thank you properly sometime. 1851 01:33:19,435 --> 01:33:20,435 Take you out for lunch. 1852 01:33:25,144 --> 01:33:26,019 Alright. 1853 01:33:28,853 --> 01:33:32,144 And you will be in truck 42 with Mike today. 1854 01:33:35,936 --> 01:33:37,602 Hey, Randy! 1855 01:33:47,186 --> 01:33:49,978 That's right. 1856 01:33:50,561 --> 01:33:51,602 Listen, man. 1857 01:33:52,144 --> 01:33:53,977 You gotta let me drive this one. 1858 01:33:53,978 --> 01:33:55,060 - Nope. - Mike. 1859 01:33:55,061 --> 01:33:57,143 Not a chance. You know the rules. 1860 01:33:57,144 --> 01:33:58,769 Okay? I wheel, you heal. 1861 01:33:59,561 --> 01:34:01,228 Come on, now. Ain't shit changed. 1862 01:34:02,186 --> 01:34:03,727 "Let me drive this one." 1863 01:34:05,936 --> 01:34:07,476 Yeah, the system is still broken, 1864 01:34:07,477 --> 01:34:09,769 but what am I supposed to do, quit trying? 1865 01:34:11,145 --> 01:34:12,685 I'm no hero. 1866 01:34:12,686 --> 01:34:15,518 But... the truth is... 1867 01:34:15,519 --> 01:34:18,311 I only feel alive when you're about to die. 1868 01:34:24,561 --> 01:34:25,936 See you out there. 132702

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