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Hello and welcome to The Big Fat
Quiz Of The Decade,

or, as it's known in these more woke
times,

The Beautiful Big-Boned,
Celebrating-Its-Curves Quiz
Of The Decade.

Funny, exciting and beloved
by the nation,

but enough about me, let's meet the
teams.

She's a talented, charismatic,
universally loved TV star

and he's, I assume, her dad -

it's Stacey Solomon and Jonathan
Ross!

I mean, we look the same age.

He hosts a show full of current
affairs,

she hosts a show full of marital
affairs.

It's Nish Kumar and Claudia
Winkleman!

And, between them, they are
respectively

the funniest thing to come out of
Birmingham

and the funniest thing to come
out of the dentist's office -

it's Joe Lycett and Alan Carr!

Not nice!
Not nice.

Not nice.

You leave my wife alone.
Yeah!

Hit him. Joe, hit him.

Punch him.

Yes!

Oh, he really connected.

Have you got, like, decade-themed
team names?

Have you got a team name?
What have you got, Jonathan?

Well, initially, I came up with an
idea which I thought was

much more to do with what's going on
now.

I thought, because we're kind
of sticking together

and we're always here and you can't
get rid of us

whether you want to or not I
thought, we'd call ourselves

The Unimpeachables. Right?

But we're not going with that,

because when I suggested that to
Stacey she said no.

Give us the reason.

Because I really like peaches.

I feel like it gives the wrong
impression. Yeah.

Yes, I think a lot of people
would watch and think,

"Ah, Stacey Solomon doesn't like
peaches." Exactly.

And then where are you going to be?
Exactly.

So, what we've settled on is,

we've been talking about the period
we're focusing tonight

and we're both big fans - we're
genuinely big fans -

of this young man.
We are.

So we're going to call ourselves...
The Beliebers.

Jason Bieber, the true Beliebers,
over here.

We are.

Jason Bieber? Yeah, that's how big a
fan I am!

I'm sorry about saying...

I'm sorry about earlier when I said
you were Stacey's dad.

I think grandad is more
appropriate.

OK, The Beliebers. Claudia, Nish,
what have you got?

You're in charge of this.

We're called Dexit Means Dexit.

This is the end of the decade
and we're exiting the decade

and if we've learned one thing
in this decade

it's that if you say something means
something

it's not just a great thing to say

it's a completely viable way to run
a government.

Alan, Joe, what have you got?

Lads, Lads, Lads, because that's
what we are.

Isn't it, Joe?
Yeah, we're a trio of lads.

So, how's your decade been?

I've got a picture of you 10 years
ago, Jonathan. Let's have a look.

This is how you looked 10 years ago.

Wow.

You look like Laurence
Llewelyn-Bowen.

OK, so, Stacey, ten years ago.

I mean...
Aw!

ALAN: Look at that!

I've got a picture of Claudia ten
years ago.

I mean...

JONATHAN: Looks the same.

It's EXACTLY the same.

I was just worried you'd found a
photo of me where I wasn't orange.

But don't panic. I was.

Now, Nish. You do not look like the
same human.

You can see the decade on my face.

Here's Alan. Here's you 10 years
ago.

Oh, no. Don't.

And that's when you were working
as a Basil Brush tribute act?

Look at that.

I would not feel embarrassed about
that for one second because...

..Joe Lycett 10 years ago!

Treat yourselves, everyone.
Yeah!

I've got to say.

Joe, I think you were a very pretty
little girl.

Let's get on with the show.

Our first round is all about the
decade's top news stories.

So let's remind ourselves what we
lived through.

Environmentalists described the 2010
Deepwater Horizon oil spill

as the worst environmental disaster
in centuries,

which left Chernobyl residents
rolling their eyes.

All three of them.

In 2012, a spate of celebrity tax
scandals hit the headlines.

Personally...

LAUGHTER

Well, wait for it!

Personally, I had my annus
horribilis,

which is Latin for "I shat myself."

OK, so, questions on the headlines
from the decade.

OK. First up, take a look at this
clip from BBC News.

All I want to know is,

what 2015 news story was the
reporter trying to recreate?

And, having made the holes,

we couldn't resist seeing how easy
it was to actually get through.

I'm told it's possible.

It looks very, very, very tight.

I'm also told the best way to do
it is to use the Superman pose,

so I'm going to put my right hand
through first...

..work my way through.

T-That's very tight.

Struggling to get my second
hand through.

Er...

If you could just push from behind?

Someone might need to give me a bit
of a push.

OK. I've got my hand out now.

Once that hand's out...

..it's possible...

..to crawl out.

There you are.

I-I need a lot more information
than just that.

So, what new story was he
recreating...?

That's what I'm asking you.

That's what you're asking me?!

Yeah.

Yeah, Jimmy, how do you like it
when you get a questioned?

It's question one! Just, like, act
it out a bit more.

Yeah. Where are they?

You've got it, right, Jonathan?
We've got it.

I'm on Jonathan's team.

OK. Next.

What 2013 scandal prompted a surge
in sales of home meat grinders

and mincers, wiped 300 million from
Tesco's market value

and was described by David Cameron
as, "A shocking story."

That could have been our team name!
Grinders and Mincers.

Oh!

Shit!

Would you like to change it?

Can we change it?

Yeah, Grinders And Mincers.
No.

Lads, Lads, Lads is a bit...

No, it makes me sound a bit gay.

I'm very masculine, actually.

Are you sticking or switching?

I think Grinders And Mincers is
funnier.

Can we change it?
Grinders And Mincers.

Grinders And Mincers it is.

It wouldn't be The Big Fat Quiz if
we didn't have an appearance

from the children of Mitchell Brook
Primary School.

Here they are performing one
of their very special school plays.

Work, work, work.

We're trapped!

OH, NO!

Mr President, there's been an
accident!

We must rescue everyone.

We're through!

YEAH!

They will need these.

31...

..32...

..33.

We have saved everyone!
YEAH!

So that was the children of
Mitchell Brook Primary School

obviously recreating the Chilean
miners being rescued.

Oh, was that not a question?

No, because we thought that was
pretty easy.

Oh, come on!
I've wrote it down!

"The miners were rescued. Yay."

We've already put that answer down.
We've no space.

Oh, no. We haven't done the question
yet.

Well, you need to explain that,
Jimmy!

OK, well, here's the question.

One of the miners, Johnny Barrios,
wasn't met by his wife of 28 years

when he finally emerged from
the mine.

Can you remember why?

Oh! Why was Johnny's wife not
there to meet him?

OK. In 2010, a natural phenomenon
caused Miley Cyrus

to miss the London premiere of her
film,

John Cleese to pay £3,000 for a taxi
ride

CLAUDIA GROANS
and David Attenborough...

I thought fire alarm had gone off!
What was that?

That was when we both knew something
and worked it out without speaking.

Yeah, and the thing we knew was the
answer to your goddamn question.

You're like a Nutribullet
with a fringe.

That's the best thing anybody has
ever said to me.

Let's hear it again, Jimmy.

OK. All right. In 2010, a natural
phenomenon caused Miley Cyrus

to miss the London premiere of her
film,

John Cleese to pay £3,000 for a taxi
ride

and David Attenborough to become
trapped in the Arctic Circle.

What was it? What happened?

Look at David Attenborough.

He's the sweetest man on the planet.

Oh. Do you know, this is really hard
to write on.

Well, you'd have to write that.
I was just chatting.

OK. And, finally, Nigel Farage
has had quite the decade...

JOE: He's so fit.

..culminating in...

OK. Nigel Farage has had quite the
decade,

culminating in the Leave campaign
winning the Brexit referendum

in 2016. But, back in 2015, Farage's
former senior adviser

revealed they had Faragisms

and used the initials PFL to
describe something

he'd like to do once a week.
CLAUDIA: Urgh.

What did it stand for? PFL?

I think it might be this...

If that's it, I'm going to do a
roly-poly.

If that's it, you're going to do a
roly-poly?

Well, sometimes I don't know how
else to celebrate.

I mean, I'm very much looking
forward to the roly-poly

section of the show.

OK. You ready for some answers?
Yes!

NISH: Yes.

Oh, look at that. I mean, that's
lovely.

From Grinder and Mincer, there.

I keep forgetting it!

Grinder and Mincer, over there.

OK, time for some answers.

First up, I asked you what news
story from 2015

was this BBC news reporter gallantly
trying to recreate

by climbing through a hole?

What did you all put?

Well, first of all, we thought maybe
it was something to do with

Shades Of Grey.

Or cheese.

O-Or cheese?
Yeah.

Stacey was big on the cheese answer.

It really looked like a big stone
cheese, didn't it?

So I thought...
Stone cheese?

It did.

But, no, we think we know the
answer.

He was demonstrating how the Hatton
Garden robbers

got in through the holes they
drilled

into the safe deposit box area.

That is absolutely the right answer.
Thank you.

Claudia and Nish, you got this?

Rock cheese is good, though.

You've written Hatton Garden centre
heist,

but what have you written above it?

We've written, "Jimmy looks so fit."

And if you want to give us a point
for that, that's up to you.

Extra point for them.

It was, of course, the Hatton Garden
heist.

Six men burgled the Hatton Garden
Safe Deposit Company

and reportedly took £200 million
worth of jewellery.

The thieves were nicknamed
Mr Ginger, Mr Strong, Mr Montana,

The Gent, The Tall Man and
The Old Man.

I think "The Old Man" is a bit
confusing in that group.

They all look like very old men.

The one in the middle at the top
looks like his neck has got legs.

OK. Next, I asked you what led to a
surge in sales of meat grinders

and mincers in 2013?

What did you put? Alan, Joe?

The horsemeat scandal.

NISH: Horsemeat scandal!

It was a scandal.
Yes!

That horsemeat!

Oh, about horses and their meat.

Nish, Claudia?
Horsemeat scandal, James.

And what did you get, Jonathan,
Stacey?

Well, first of all, Stacey, just
wrote horses.

And then I drew a horse!

Of a two headed horse.

Now, that is a scandal.

Yeah, but then we put horse's meat
as well.

It was in lazonya, wasn't it?

"Lazonya?"

"Lazonya?"

Oh, grandad!

So, it's not only people's names,

it's actually food that
you can't say.

Wait, hold on.
It's lazonya.

It's lazonya? Are you not backing
down on this?

You're going with lazonya?
It's lazonya!

It is lazonya.

It doesn't matter because it
wasn't in lasagne.

It wasn't in lasagne.

It was in spaghetti bolohonois.

The horsemeat scandal was pretty
serious.

There was horsemeat in our food.

But the guy from Iceland absolutely
nailed the PR.

Here's an interview he did.

Constantly testing, checking, every
week.

Did we test for horse? No.

But we haven't tested for dog
or cat either.

"Oh, and there might be dog and
cat."

You can't test for everything.

He's not wrong.

So, you saw the children of Mitchell
Brook Primary School,

and I asked you why Johnny's wife
did not come to meet him

when he got out of that mine.

What do you think?

Well, we were thinking,

"Is he having an affair?"
Yeah.

We thought maybe that it was
revealed as an affair,

although you thought maybe she went
to the wrong mine as well.

Yeah.
ALAN LAUGHS

But you don't tell the lovely
people that, do you, Joe?

But I remember watching this, yeah?

And, did you watch as well? It
was quite boring

because they were down there for
ages, weren't they?

And I was wonder whether they could
have put, like,

a little Love Island spin on it and,
like, halfway through,

sent a fit miner in...
STACEY LAUGHS

..to spice it up a bit, you know?

Well, it's a very good idea.

And the next time we have a mining
disaster

we'll definitely get you involved.

Thank you.

Claudia, what did you put for this?
Well, I didn't know.

I thought it was that she'd been
having an affair.

Like, I seem to remember there was a
story where

a wife and a mistress turned up and
met each other.

And that's how they discovered it.
Is that what it is?

I think so. And then, basically, he
was scuppered

because he sent his washing up.

They sent their washing up to be
done by their wives... That's it.

..and then his wife went,
"I'm not doing your washing

"and I'm not giving it to your
mistress to do."

So we had to beg the other
miners to borrow clothes.

So, while they were trapped in
there,

they were getting their cleaning
done?

Yeah. That were sending the washing?

Why didn't they just go out the
fucking hole

the washing was going out?
Why didn't they do that?

The hole was only five inches wide.

Oh, that'll do it.

Now, what did you put for this,
Stacey?

Oh, well, we went with,

"We're tired of his lies."

Well, we're not. The wife was.

We thought maybe she thought he was
making excuses.

"Oh, 39 days in the mine."

Bullshit.

That doesn't excuse.

Or she was probably busy.

Just a busy mum?

If Joe said, "I'm trapped down a
mine.

"Will you come and meet me when I
get out?"

I'd say, "No, don't be ridiculous.
I'll see you at home."

Yeah.

You don't pick them up from the
airport, right,

after a couple of years?
Exactly.

"Yeah, I'm landing at 5am."

"OK."

Good luck to you.

"Don't wake me up when you come in."
No.

"And bring me a Toblerone,
you dick."

No points, points, points.

OK, I asked you what natural
phenomenon

disrupted plans for everyone,
including Miley Cyrus,

John Cleese and David Attenborough?

Yes. We, yes.

Is it the volcano?
The Icelandic volcano?

I'm going to need the name of the
volcano.

Oh, no, you're not!

It's that really long one!
Don't be silly.

Tell you what, if you can pronounce
it, you get a point.

I'll put it up on the screen.

Just pronounce it and you got point.

There it is. Just pronounce it.

It's very easy.
Is it, "Lasagne"?

How do you think it should be
pronounced, Jonathan?

Ay-af-aya-yo-kul.

Let's hear it.

SPEAKER: Eyjafjallajokull.
Yes!

That was so... I mean, come on!
He got it, he got it.

Bonus point for Jonathan!

That's amazing.

I was travelling.

He's got to get a bonus point for
that. It was remarkable.

Lastly, I asked you what the
Faragism PFL stood for.

I'm going to go straight to Nish on
this cos you're a big fan of him.

I have a suspicion it was Pint For
Lunch.

Er, you're very close with that,
but you're not right.

Alan, Joe?

Peperami-Faced Lunatic?

And you've gone for, Stacey?

Well, I think I remember reading
somewhere that his team said

that he went out and he said you
have to have a Proper Fucking Lunch,

is what he said.

That is exactly the right
answer,

which he described as being three or
four bottles of wine, once a week.

A Proper Fucking Lunch.
Oh, my God.

You would think though, with that
much wine at lunch,

that maybe it would affect your
decision-making abilities?

So, the end of the first round,
let's take a look at the scores.

Jonathan and Stacey have five,

Claudia and Nish have four,

Alan and Joe have four.

OK.

Join us after the break where,
just like a Tinder date,

we'll be promising you a good time,
but it'll all end up

getting a bit drunken and weird.

See you then.
Yeah.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to The Big
Fat Quiz Of The Decade.

Our next round is all about music.

Ed Sheeran has sold more than 150
million records in the last decade.

He's very much the breadsticks
of music.

The lemon and herb Nando's chicken
of music,

the missionary with the lights off
of music.

Basically, what I'm saying
is, I bloody love Ed Sheeran.

LAUGHTER

In 2016, Beyonce released
her critically

acclaimed album Lemonade.

The songs on Lemonade were about
feminism and female empowerment.

And I, for one, think it's the best
album ever made by Jay-Z's wife.

LAUGHTER

Time for some more questions. OK.

First up, it's over to supermodel
Jourdan Dunn.

Hey, Jimmy. As a model, I've worn
hundreds of designer outfits

on the runway over the years.

Louis Vuitton, Valentino,
Prada, to name a few,

which is why I was intrigued
to hear that

an Armani cape made headlines
after the 2015 BRIT Awards.

But can your teams remember why?

Did she say cake? No. I think she
said cape. Then I know.

Yeah. An Armani cape?
Yeah, An Armani...

An Armani cape, but you thought
it might have been cake.

Claudia, go with that.

LAUGHTER

Next, I want to know what iconic
item from 2010 has been specially

preserved by the Rock & Roll Hall
of Fame as a form of jerky.

What?

LAUGHTER

When you say they preserved it as
jerky, was it not jerky before?

No.

What the hell was it then?

LAUGHTER

Well, what's jerky made out of?

Er...

CLAUDIA SHOUTS: Oh, yes!
Deal with it!

Sometimes I think Claudia would not
be best advised to play poker.

LAUGHTER

Silento released Watch Me
in 2015. It was a huge hit,

1.6 billion views on YouTube.

It featured a number of dance moves

he wanted the audience
to watch him do.

Can you name three of them?

Yes, I can.

Wh-what?

LAUGHTER

Jimmy, if we get these right,

would you demonstrate
the dances for us?

100%. I thought you'd never ask.

LAUGHTER

Is there a scene with this?
No, they're all random.

The whole quiz, yes, it's
questions from the decade.

No, I...

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

And next it's over to
Channel 4 newsroom,

and the one and only Jon Snow.

He's reporting on one of the biggest
songs of the decade.

Can you guess which one?

Take it away, Jon.

An incident of anti-social behaviour
has been reported

after a group of revellers insisted
upon staying up all night

to honour what they're calling
the Legend of the Phoenix.

Those reporting the disturbance
claimed that the ringleaders wore

helmets to cover their identities
and that the entire group

had been seen to raise their cups
to the stars, citing the force

of love as their beginning.

An official statement from the group
explained that they were doing

this for good fun with some
partaking in order to "get some."

They all insisted they have come
too far to give up who they are.

However, it has been reported that
some of the group are displaying

signs of disorientation,
with one questioning,

"What keeps the planet
spinning? Ah-ah."

LAUGHTER
More updates as we get them.

Back to you, Jimmy.

APPLAUSE

Lastly, I want to know what track
was described by Boris Johnson

as "the greatest cultural
masterpiece of 2012,"

by NME as "hideously catchy,"
and went on to become

the first YouTube video to ever hit
a billion views.

Ooh. Oh, you do know that.

OK. Let's get some answers.

Jourdan Dunn asked you why
an Armani cape made the headlines

following the 2015 BRIT Awards.
Claudia Winkleman.

Because, er, Madonna, it was tied
too tight and she fell off the stage

and it was... Stacked it.

It was awful, weren't it?
Because she's the queen.

LAUGHTER

What did you get, Alan?

It killed Madonna.

LAUGHTER

I felt sorry, because she was like
a really depressed Scottish widow,

looking like she was
trying to end it all.

LAUGHTER

Jonathan, Stacey, did you get this?

We, we got... Yes. ..Midenna.

We, I mean, are you going to
give it to us?

Mi-Midenna? Midenna!
LAUGHTER

No! You're like that policeman
in 'Allo 'Allo. "Good moaning."

LAUGHTER

Is "Mad-donna" the same lady?

Ma-Ma...Mad-donna...fell over
her cape.

Mad Donna, Mad Donna
from...up the estate?

Mad Donna from... Oh!

LAUGHTER

No. Mado-Madonna. Mado-Madonna.
Like lasagne - Madonna.

LAUGHTER

OK, points all round on that.
All right.

Next, I asked you what iconic item
from 2010

was preserved by the Rock & Roll
Hall of Fame as jerky.

What have you all put?

Winkleman immediately in

with this answer. I was excited.

Well, let's go to Alan
and Joe first.

Cliff's dick.

Cliff - Cliff Richard's dick.

LAUGHTER

Cliff Richard's dick
is the correct answer, yes.

Yes, Cliff Richard's dick.

He wasn't using it, so they
preserved it in the Rock & Roll...

Well, no, obviously not!

LAUGHTER

We haven't seen it since 2010,
have we, Joe?

LAUGHTER

It's not the most absurd thing,

because someone's got
Napoleon's dick. Yeah.

I mean, that was being preserved.

Also, crucially...

..Napoleon is dead. Well...

LAUGHTER

But, Cliff hasn't had a hit
for a while, has he?

LAUGHTER

When you say someone's got
Napoleon's dick, is that real?

Yeah, yeah, someone's got it.
Someone's got Napoleon's dick, yeah.

When you say "someone," then,
have you got Napoleon's dick?

LAUGHTER

Because I know you've got some
weird stuff in your house.

I do have an extensive collection
of historical genitalia.

LAUGHTER

Well, your own, for a start!

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

Claudia, Nish, what did you put?

We knew it. Lady Gaga's meat dress.

Winkleman was straight in with it.

Yeah, that's what it was made from.

Did you get this, Stacey, Jonathan?

Yeah. He took a little convincing.

If you make jerk something,
then it goes in like a vacuum pack

or in a jar, and I just don't
understand how they got it so small.

Shall we have a look? We can have a
look. Have a look.

Yeah, I'd love to have a look.
Have a look. Here you go.

You got it right. There it is.

Oh. So, you just hang it in...

LAUGHTER

..on this woman. You seem very
disappointed.

Well, yeah. I thought they'd
package it so people could buy it.

LAUGHTER

OK, so, points, points, no points.

I asked you to name three
dance moves mentioned

in the Watch Me video.
Did you get these?

Can we get a point for each answer
we mentioned?

Well, I mean, if you can do them
all, I will give you points.

So give me the...what's
the first one?

So, I've got Nae Nae.

Show me the Nae Nae.
What's the Nae Nae?

I think, is it this?

It's like you're riding a horse,
isn't it?

No?

It's more that kind of move.
That's the one.

I'll show you the Nae Nae.
It is him doing the Nae Nae,

but I think I've nailed it more.

# Now watch me nae nae #
# OK! #

What's the next one you got?

Then we got Bop.

The Bop. I think the Bop is down.
Let's have a look at the Bop.

Oh, right. I mean, that's...
I love that one.

That's...squash those...
Don't forget this.

LAUGHTER

You need to do that.

That's... You have to bop
the hands too.

Ooh.
LAUGHTER

I'm not happy with that. That's
tough on the junk. Er...

LAUGHTER

Er, what's the next one?

Whip.

LAUGHTER

Am I going to be on Strictly,
Claudia? Am I doing all right? Yes.

Yeah, you are...

..for a week or two.

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

How dare you?

So, what's the next one?

Superman. Fine, OK. Next one?

God, you've got all of these!

I think this is what it's called.
Skanky Leg.

LAUGHTER

It's...I believe you're referring
to Stanky Leg. Oh.

LAUGHTER

Er, you may have...you may have
skanky legs.

LAUGHTER

But the Stanky Leg is that,
isn't it? Oh.

It's that one.

I think I'd rather have skanky legs
than stanky legs.

LAUGHTER

Stanky legs, and then what was
the last one?

Erm, and then we ran out. So...

So, I chipped in with -
I think I know my modern dance -

so I put the Hokey Cokey.

LAUGHTER

It's what we put!

Oh... You missed the Duff
and the Break Your Leg,

Oh! But you did amazingly.

Didn't she do amazingly,
ladies and gentlemen? Yes, you did.

APPLAUSE

So, three points.

What did you get, Claudia and Nish?
You get these?

Nae Nae and Whip, then I just took
over and wrote Push

and then I wrote the Jimmy Carr.

For an extra point.

Yeah. That's just where you go...

HE IMITATES JIMMY'S LAUGH:
Oh-ho-ho-ho!

LAUGHTER

Two points. You get three points.

Well, hold on a second. Yes.

I said I'd give you a point
for each if you got them all,

but you didn't get them all.

But then you changed the rules
to a point for each.

They just got two. Yeah.

We should have got five.
We got five.

Stacey got five. If we're doing
it that way.

No? You were going to get a bonus
point if you got them all.

So, you're saying a point for each

up to three. Past that, you just get
one point for all of them.

That's not fair!

It's unjust. I feel like I've
been done out of so many points!

Probably the only question in this
quiz that I might know, Jimmy,

and you're taking them all
away from me.

LAUGHTER

Five points for Jonathan and Stacey!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Alan, Joe, what did you get?

Er, Nae Nae, Whip and Hokey Cokey.

Hokey Cokey. We couldn't think.

I'd never even heard of this
bloody song.

LAUGHTER

I haven't, I haven't.

OK. Jon Snow had special news about

one of the biggest songs of the
decade.

What did you think it was?
Did you all get this?

Those silly old punks, Daft Punk.

And... Get Lucky.

OK, so you got the artist,
you got the song.

You got... Daft Punk's Get Lucky.

OK. And Alan and Joe probably
got it?

I said Chemsex Party by
Little Mix.

LAUGHTER

Well, let's go across to Jon Snow
for the answer.

# She's up all night till the sun

# I'm up all night to get some

# She's up all night for good fun

# I'm up all night to get lucky

# We're up all night till the sun

# We're up all night to get some

# We're up all night for good fun

# We're up all night to get lucky

# We're up all night to get lucky

# We're up all night to get lucky

# We're up all night to get lucky. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Jon Snow.

That's very good.

I asked if you knew what song
was the first YouTube video

to get one billion views,
described by Boris Johnson as

"the greatest cultural masterpiece
of 2012."

What do you all put?

Gangnam. Gangnam Style. Gangnam.

Oh, Gangnam. Gangnam Stylie.

Gangnam. Gangnam.

Gangnam. Gangnam.
So, it's not gangam, like gingham.

Let's listen to it.
Let's everybody dance.

Let's go and get a burger. Gingham
style is a good style though.

Shall we do it? Shall we do it?

Well, here we go.

MUSIC: Gangnam Style
by Psy

CHEERING

AUDIENCE CLAPS TO RHYTHM

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was amazing!
That was Gangnam Style by Psy.

OK. Time now for our first
bonus rounds...

PANELLISTS: Ooh!
This is the part of the show

where I introduce some
mystery guests. Oh. Ooh.

All you have to do is guess
who they are

and you can only ask them yes
or no questions.

Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome our mystery guests.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hey. Hello.

How are you? Lovely to see you.

How are you? Good.

Very nice to have you here.

OK, so, just yes or no questions.
Oh!

They've all had a hell of a decade
for the same reason.

Do you live together?

No. No.

Is that your dog?

No. No.

Is that your dog? No.

Have you brought the dog
because you are dog-sitting,

or is the dog an important
part of the story?

Sorry, you thought they were on the
show but they were dog-sitting?

LAUGHTER

Tell you what, I just thought I'd
better bring this with us, because

I said I'd take care of it -
our neighbours are away on holiday.

No! She might have been
having a walk

and come through the wrong door!
LAUGHTER

Would you like us to stop
the quiz until we can find the owner

of the dog...
LAUGHTER

..that you clearly rescued
on the way?

Can I ask the young man -

have you been watching the rest
of the programme?

No. That is a great relief. Yeah.

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

We were a bit rude earlier.
We were quite sweary.

Was the story all over
the world or was it just

in, er, Great Britain?

Er... Just in Great Britain. Yeah.

They all did exactly
the same thing.

They're all equally relevant.

Did you work together in something
quite special that people

look forward to?

Yes. Yes and no.
Yes and no. We didn't work together.
They didn't work together.

But you were in the same thing.
They were in the same thing,

but they didn't work together and it
is something people look forward to.

Were you in the same thing
at the same time,

just not in the same scenes
in the same thing at the same time?

Oh, yes, is it a show?
Were you in a show?

No. No. Does the dog ice skate?

Where did you get your top from?
It's really nice.

LAUGHTER

Is it something to do
with Christmas?

Yes.

Oh! Oh! Oh, I know it, I know it!

OK, write it down.
Write down your answers.

OK. We think we've got it. We think
we've got it. What have you got?

We think that you were in a John
Lewis Christmas advert

a few years ago. OK.

Claudia, Nish, what have you got?

We think they were all in John Lewis
Xmas ads and we've drawn

a little Christmas tree.
For an extra point. OK.

And Alan, Joe? We've written
"John Lewis Christmas advert"

and we've not drawn a Christmas
tree for an extra point.

LAUGHTER

OK, well, tell us who you are and
why you've had a brilliant decade.

My name's Esme
and this is Biff the Boxer.

And my name's Ethan.

And we were all, erm, appeared
in John Lewis Christmas ads

over the past decade. Oh!

APPLAUSE

We can take a look.

We can take a quick look.

That's Esme there, in 2011's advert,

where she gets a present from her
son Ethan in 2017

with Moz the Monster. Aw, Biff!

Biff, there you are, Biff,
playing Buster,

who jumped on a trampoline in 2016.
They're great.

APPLAUSE

Absolutely adorable. Thanks very
much for coming on.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you very much.

OK, let's see what that did
to the scores. OK, so, er,

Alan and Joe are lucky to have 9.

Claudia and Nish have 11.

Jonathan and Stacey in the lead

with 15. Yes!

APPLAUSE

We're going to take a quick break.

One more time, give it up
for Esme, Ethan and Biff.

Thank you very much.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz Of
The Decade.

Our next round is all about film
and TV.

In 2016, Netflix released
Stranger Things.

To be honest, the strangest thing
about it

was they found Winona Ryder.

Frozen was released in 2013 and
featured Elsa,

the unstoppable ice queen who could
freeze the very air around her.

Her only enemy - the patio heater.

OK, first it's Scarlett Moffatt.

Hey, Jimmy, I love watching telly,

and, this decade, we've seen
some amazing characters.

But can your teams tell me which
world-famous hero

started the decade by becoming
a strong-jawed young man

from Northampton, then changed into
a wiry Glaswegian

before ending up as a determined
Yorkshire woman.

Oh, it's a very good question.

I can hear from Jonathan the sound
of a fellow absolute nerd.

Yeah.

OK. Take a look at this picture
of Ryan Gosling

at the 2017 Oscar.
Oh, yes, please.

What had just happened...?

I sure will.

What had just happened to leave him
looking so embarrassed?

Channel 4's Gogglebox was one of
the biggest hits of the decade.

Here are some of the regulars
watching a memorable bit

of telly from 2016.

All I want to know is, what are they
watching?

Well, why don't they just lay their
bloody eggs near the sea?

Oh, Christ. Oh!

Oh, no.

Oh!

Oh, it's gone!

Oh, my word!

Go, go, go!

Oh, it kicked him in the...

Flipping heck, he's had encounter
after encounter!

Whoa, that was close!

So, what are they watching?

Is now the right time to ask
for a blanket?

Yes.

Yes. Yeah. Perfect time.
Cool.

You would like a blanket?
I'm a bit... Are you cold?

Do you know what, Claudia? We...
No!

How have you got a blanket on you?

Can I just say, because you know
how long the show is.

We were going to slowly age.

We thought it would be funny, so me
and Joe got all things to age.

And then, seeing Jonathan now, how
elderly he is...

..we've sort of chickened out
because we feel like

we're mocking him.

We've got a hearing aid.
We've got a hearing aid.

Do you need...?

We didn't want to be cruel.

Can you lend Claudia the blanket?
Because...

Do you want the blanket? Seriously?

Do you want it?
No, no, it's fine.

Are you sure?

I've wet myself. I'm really warm.

Where are these blankets coming
from? What is happening?

They brought some blankets with
them.

I've got a cloth cap, do you want
that?

Absolutely.

OK. Let's get back to the questions.

We can't play dress-up halfway
through the show.

He wears them all the time.

I was a bit chilly. I didn't know if
it was the right time.

Turns out it was.

I feel like I'm in Oliver.

If people are just tuning in,
I've lost control.

And you lost the vote!

OK. You are dressed so
appropriately

for the following question.

Back in 2015, over one million
people signed a petition

that was delivered to the BBC
in a tank.

Supporters of the petition had
written comments such as...

An arrogant ape who does not
know...

JOE: Oh.
What was the petition for?

I'm next to a poof?!

And I think it's catching.

OK. Lastly, Game Of Thrones was the
TV show of the decade.

The series was famous for killing
off high profile characters

with many dying in brutal
and creative ways.

What I want you to do is tell me
how these characters died.

OK, so, Tywin Lannister...

..Ramsay Bolton...

..Lord Varys...

..Prince Oberyn.

I think it might have something
to do with boobs.

Something to do with boobs?
Breasts.

Yes, they all died from breasts.

So, Scarlett Moffatt asked you if
you knew what hero

started the decade by becoming a
strong-jawed man from Northampton,

then was a wiry Glaswegian
before ending up

as a determined Yorkshire woman.

What did you think? Claudia, Nish?

The Doctor from the programme
Doctor Who?

But the character is called
The Doctor.

What's that? Yes, I was an old
virgin.

Jonathan, Stacey?

We also put "Dr Who," the show.

And then, afterwards, The Doctor.

Yes, mate!

Can I clarify?

I don't need to wear this hat
for any questions?

This is not part of the round?

Well...

Er, no, you could take that off any
time you want.

I don't know why you've got it on.
Why didn't you just say,

"Yes, you have to have the hat on
the whole show"?

I thought it was for a reason.

Alan, Joe, you got it?

Doctor Who?

You could be the next Doctor with
that look!

OK, it was, of course, The Doctor
from Doctor Who.

Fabulous. All right.

I asked you if you knew why
Ryan Gosling was looking

so embarrassed in 2017 at the
Academy Awards.

Because they announced the wrong
film.

La La Land was wrongly given the
Oscar.

Warren Beatty...
Ah!

Yeah, Warren Beatty said La La Land

and then went, "What's this card?"
to Faye Dunaway.

And he was sheepish. Yeah.

Can you guess which one of us...
We didn't know the answer.

Guess which one of us wrote our
answer.

What was your answer?

Fit.

I mean, he is fit, though.
He is fit. Exactly.

OK. What do you got, Alan, Joe?

Yeah, they mixed up the best film.

Well, I think, point, point,
no point.

OK, so, it was Best Picture,

they thought it was La La Land,
it was actually Moonlight.

Next, I asked you if you knew which
memorable TV moment from 2016

the cast of Gogglebox were watching.

What did you all get?

Africa.

Claudia, Nish?

Blue Planet.

Because you thought it was...?
Blue Planet.

OK. And Alan, Joe? You wrote?

Blue Planet II.

Because that's the specific one.
No.

It was Planet Earth II.

CLAUDIA: All right. Same thing.

It wasn't Blue Planet, it
was Planet Earth.

Cos Blue Planet's under the water!
Oh, it's the same thing.

I think we were closest.
I think we were the closest.

We were probably the closest.
But it was...

I'm not going for who's the
closest.

You all got it wrong.

It was the iguana versus the snake.

It was the most incredible...

Take a look.

Oh, it kicked him in the...

Flipping heck. He's had encounter
after encounter!

OK, well, you're all wrong.
Oh. Fair enough.

OK. I asked you, what was the
subject of a petition

signed by over a million people,
delivered to the BBC in a tank?

What did you put?

To keep Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

Jonathan, Stacey?
We also put Jezza Clarkson.

And Joe, Alan?
Bring back Jeremy Clarkson.

That's exactly right.

OK. Lastly, I asked you how Tywin,
Ramsay, Varys and Oberyn

were killed off in Game of Thrones.

I got all of these, I'm sure.
OK. Go on. What are you got?

So, first up, tell me how Tywin
Lannister died?

He was shot by his son on the toilet
with a crossbow.

That is how I want to go.

Correct. Next one, you've got
Ramsay Bolton.

Ramsay Bolton. This little prick was
eaten by dogs.

Yes, he was. That is my second
choice of how I'd like to go.

Varys. He was burned by a dragon.

Burned by a dragon. And, lastly?

Oh, he had a horrible time of it.

This is Prince Oberyn?

Yes, he is fighting a big lad

and he was being quite arrogant
about the fight.

And the arrogance didn't serve him
well because the big lad

got him on the floor and crushed
his head with his hands.

CLAUDIA GASPS
Ooh.

I mean, they're all spoilers, by the
way, if you haven't seen it.

Also, the other big spoiler is...

..the whole last series.

We haven't actually seen it, but I
think we gave it a good go. Yeah.

Come on, what did you get?

Number one - dragon.
Yeah.

Number two - big dragon.

Number three - boobs.

And number four - natural causes.

Passed away in his sleep.

I mean, it's a different series, but
it still would've been good.

But we've got... I think one is
right.

Two... Oh, he was eaten by dogs.

He was eaten by dogs.

But what is a dog if not a big
dragon? Correct.

Extra points for us.

So, you get one point.

You get four points.

You get one point.

Jonathan, Stacey?

On the loo. By dog, dragon,
head pop.

Yes! Four points!

Time now for a quick bonus round.

We ask one of Britain's most
distinguished actors

and Tyron Lannister, Charles Dance,
to read a selection of film reviews

that were posted online
by Internet users.

All you need to do is work out
what film he's talking about.

Here's the first one.

They should've named the movie
Sex, Sex And Even More Sex.

This isn't a psychological thriller,

this is a long porno with
a ballet theme.

One star.

OK. So, what movie was reviewed
online like that?

Quick, write it down. I'll give you
the answer.

Did he say it was sex and more sex?

It's not a psychological
thriller.

He said sex, sex, sex. Not a
psychological thriller.

And a ballet theme?
Yeah.

It's not Black Swan.

Let's see what you got.

Claudia, what did you get?
I'm nervous about it.

What did you get?

We put 50 Shades Of Grey.

What did you just say to me,
Claudia?

What did you just say to me?

I just said it was sex, sex, sex.

There's no psychological thriller.

And it's about ballet.
Yeah.

And then you said it can't be Black
Swan

because there's no sex in Black
Swan.

Well, not sex like there is in 50
Shades Of Grey.

But there's quite a lot more ballet.

Well, let's change it.

Alan, Joe, let's go to you.

So, what do you think the film was?

Er, Strictly Come Dancing.

I think it's absolutely
disgusting.

It is filth.

Jonathan, Stacey?

We went with Black Swan as well.

First of all, we did get excited.

We were thinking...
50 Shades or Billy Elliot.

But then the ballet...

Oh, Billy Elliot, sex, sex, sex.

Like a porno with a ballet theme.

Billy Elliot.

What cut have you seen?!

Well, Black Swan, you're absolutely
right. Yeah, thank you.

OK, back to Charles Dance for the
next one.

There's a bit where you'll be like,

"That amount of water could never
fit in there!"

But then you notice you've been
watching the film

about a magical aquatic creature for
X-amount of minutes,

so you figure the film must be doing
something right?

And it is.

And it does.

Proper good, it is.

Have fun.

Five stars.

I just said, "A very well known,
in fact, Oscar-winning movie,"

to Stacey as a possible answer.
She went,

"What the hell is that?"

Oh! OH!

There's absolutely...
It's not that!

I can't believe you all know
this movie.

It's so beautiful.

I feel very uncultured.
It was my film of the year.

No.

It's not Strictly Come Dancing?

OK. All right. Let's take a look.

I mean, let's go to Alan and Joe.
They've almost certainly got it.

Shape Of Water, innit?

Shape Of Water, Shape Of Water...
We got Shape Of Water.

Well, I think it should have been
called Plenty More Fish In The Sea

but you've got it right. Well done.
Yes!

OK, so, at the end of that round,
let's check in on the scores.

I can tell you that Claudia and Nish
have 17 points.

Just ahead, Alan and Joe with 18.

In the lead, Jonathan
and Stacey with 24!

Right, time for a break. Our next
round is called Adverts.

See you in five.

Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz.

Our next round is all about science
and technology.

Unbelievably, Instagram was only
created in 2010,

and it's been hugely successful
because, without it,

how could you possibly know that
everyone else's life

is better than yours?

Trump went viral in 2017 after
tweeting the word covfefe.

It makes no sense, it doesn't mean
anything,

and it sounds incredibly stupid.

And that was before it tweeted the
word covfefe.

They discovered the Higgs boson
particle in 2012.

Of course, they should have called
it the G-spot

because, after thinking it didn't
exist for years,

it was finally found by some guy
smashing things together

at high speed in a tunnel.

Are you ready for some...

Ready for some more big fat
questions? Yes!

First up, over the Bear Grylls!

Hey, Jimmy. As you know, I love to
push people

out of their comfort zones.

That's what we do at the Bear
Grylls Adventure Park.

We push people towards their limits
every day.

But one thrill-seeker in 2012 broke
world records

in a 20 million dollar stunt that
millions of people

tuned in to watch live.

Can your teams remember what he did?

Is Bear Grylls becoming a pirate?

Arr!

Oh, yes! Is it that?

Yes. That's it.

OK. What 2014 viral craze saw Mark
Zuckerberg dare Bill Gates,

who then challenged Elon Musk,
who passed it on to Johnny Depp?

He looks like David Walliams,
doesn't he, the third one along?

Elon Musk does.
Oh, yeah!

I'm going to show you Elon Musk
then and now. It's amazing.

So, this is Elon Musk, right, before
he had money

and now he's got money.

Have a look.

No! Wow.

Wow. That is what money can do for
you, people!

He looks like an actual mole.

Yes. He's not, like, a spy,
but an actual mole.

Yeah. That's what I meant.

OK. I'm going to play you three
sound effects

associated with technology

that has appeared in the UK in the
last decade.

All you need to do is name the
product the sound is from.

Here's the first one.
DOUBLE BEEP

Here's the second one.
PERCUSSIVE HUM

Here's the third one.
RINGING

God, that sounds like C-3PO having a
wank.

RINGING REPEATS

OK. Take a look at this picture.

Why did this man and his dog go
viral in 2011...

..with some confusion over the dog's
name?

Oh, what was his name!
It's the Beast of Bodmin.

Can you just repeat the question?

And, in the question, can you give
me a bit of a clue?

Like, mime something.

I can't help you. It was a huge
viral clip.

It was enormous. It was everywhere.

It was a man and his dog.

Was he fucking the dog?

Not that one.

So it's not like the dog's a robot
or some shit?

The dog's not a robot?

The dog is not a robot.

That's narrowed it down.

That's helpful.

And, for your last question in this
round,

it's over to Sophia, the robot.

Hi, Jimmy.

2016 was the year I was activated.

Or, as you humans say, born.

But it was also the year that a
major online poll

was launched, giving the British
public the opportunity

to name the UK's new £200 million
polar research vessel.

The ship ended up being called the
RRS Sir David Attenborough.

But that wasn't the name that topped
the poll.

Can your teams remember what it was?

OK, so, the good news is I've made
myself a girlfriend.

I mean, it's an amazing thing.

She was activated on
Valentine's Day, 2016

and has over 50 facial expressions.

That's three more than you, brother.

Brother?

It's the brother that got me, Nish.

The brother.
'70s hipster talk.

This cat's a jive talker.

I don't know the answer to question
four and I'm upset about it.

# I've written a funny one.

# And I'm very pleased with it.
We'll be fine.

# The coffee's kicked in.

# In ten minutes I'll need a shit. #

What a beautiful...

Lullaby. Sadly, too late for
Christmas number one.

I think it'd be a Christmas
number two.

All right, let's have some answers.

Bear Grylls wanted to know
what 20 million dollar stunt

broke world records in 2012.

What did you all get?

We've put the Red Bull freefall
jump from very high up.

And we think the bloke's name was
Felix Baumgartner.

Wow. I'm afraid you've got the name
a little bit wrong.

I believe the pronunciation,
Alan and Joe...?

"Bum garden."

I didn't know... I didn't know
this, and he just said,

"Write down bum garden!"

Alan, even if you didn't say that,

it sounds like the kind of thing
you'd say.

Yeah. Well, yeah.

But he jumped out of the sky.

No, he did!

It's very high up, in space.

Well, that's where the lives,
isn't it?

And the sun was smiling.

No, yeah, he jumped out the sky.

He jump out of the sky.
Yeah.

I don't think we could ask for more
information than that.

Jonathan, Stacey, did you get this?

We also put skydive from space,

but we didn't kowtow to the
promotional side of things

by putting Red Bull in.

I don't know what kind of sweet
deal you're on there, Nish.

Yeah. It was Felix Baumgartner free
falling from the edge of space.

Next, I wanted to know what viral
craze saw Mark Zuckerberg dare

Bill Gates, who then challenged Elon
Musk,

who challenged Johnny Depp?

What did you all get?

Ice bucket...
Yeah.

..challenge.
Ice bucket challenge.

Ice bucket challenge.
Ice bucket challenge.

You're absolutely right.

Why don't we take a look at one
beloved TV personality,

host of The Apprentice, doing
the ice bucket challenge?

Everybody's going crazy
over this thing.

I guess they want to see whether or
not it's my real hair,

which it is.

I'm challenging President Obama...

..my son Donald...

..my son Eric.

Let's go, ladies.

Woo!

What a mess!

I love the fact that he only listed
the names of his children

that he can remember.
Yeah.

Hang on, Barack Obama was his son?

I played you three sound effects.
Ah, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Did you get them?
So, the first one was...

Siri. Siri. Siri.

Siri.

Correct.

The second one...
Erotic.

Windows!
Netflix!

Windows?

You what, Stacey? Netflix.

Stacey?

What did you think it was?

Wind... Windows.
You thought that was Windows 95?

You backed me up when I said that!

You thought this was Quiz Of The
Decade and we were doing Windows 95?

I did think you were right.

You did. I said, "What, windows?"

And you said, "That's the one! Write
it down."

But, you know what? That's my fault.
If anything, I'm an enabler.

OK. And the last one...?

Pager. Is that your pager, Stacey?

FaceTime.

So, you think FaceTime.

OK. Did you get FaceTime?
Yeah, FaceTime.

You got FaceTime?
We also got FaceTime.

It wasn't Windows.

OK, so, you got three points,
Alan and Joe.

Yes! Yes!

Claudia, Nish?

Three. Or four, just for being
chatty.

Yeah.

OK. You got it. And then, Jonathan
and Stacey?

You get two points and a lifetime
of shame.

Windows 95.

To be fair, it wasn't Stacey's
fault

because I led her in that direction.

When I first saw it I said, "That's
Microsoft Word."

I asked you, why did this man
and his dog go viral? Nish?

He was a robot and the dog fucked
him.

No. And no.

Jonathan, Stacey?

Well, I remember the film
because the dog ran off

and it was, like, chasing deer or
something in the park.

It was running around and the man
kept shouting the dog's name.

Which was?
Well, we weren't 100% sure.

I thought it was Alan, for some
reason.

Because, do you remember...?
Who's got a dog called Alan?

Do you remember, at one time,
everyone was shouting Alan.

That was just on the way to the
studio.

Yeah, I must admit, I didn't...

"Alan, come back here, you haven't
paid!"

OK. Joe, Alan, can we have this
delivered in the style of...?

TOGETHER: Three, two, one...

FENTON!

Perfect. Let's have a look.

FENTON!

FENTON!

Oh, Jesus Christ.

FENTON!

Oh, Jesus Christ!

FENTON!

JIMMY LAUGHS

OK, so, points, points, no points.

Lastly, Sophia the robot wanted to
know what topped the poll

when the public were asked to name a
200 million dollar

polar research vessel back in 2016.

What did you think?

TOGETHER: Boaty McBoatface.

You all got it.

ALAN: Yeah.

Time now for a say-what-you-see
bonus round.

Have a look at these pictures and
tell me what story

you think they're spelling out.

Who's that?
Yep, Kings.

Who's that?
I've got no idea.

Jimmy, who'd that in the third
picture along?

Er, I can tell you that is Liam
Neeson.

Ah!
THEY CONFER

It's a good one, isn't it?

If you get it, it's very satisfying.

Have you got it?

Sort of got it. There's one thing I
can't work.

Oh, you're so clever, Nish!

We think it's "Date-Ah Taken...

JOE: Oh, no, I'm trying to...

"..Buy Cambridge An-Al-IT-Tick-Car."

That's the right answer.

Oh.

Yes! That was you!

So good.

What did you get? Alan, Joe?

"Data Taken Exchange Analytica."

Exchange? Buy! Of course it was buy.

I thought euros, I thought euro
exchange.

I went to the store to exchange.

Well, why did you use bloody euros?
Yes, Jimmy.

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with the pound?

Alan, you've already got glasses on!

I've given myself a migraine!

Jonathan, Stacey, what did you get?

Well, we got data taken, we knew it
was Cambridge

and we worked out analytica.

I tell you what I'm going to do,
then.

Claudia, Nish, you got a point.

And you don't and you don't.

ALAN: No!

Fuck off.

OK, let's see what that's done to
the scores.

I can tell you that in last place,
currently,

Claudia and Nish have 24 points.

Alan and Joe have 25.

Jonathan and Stacy in the lead with
30.

Join us after the break

for more of the quiz that's big,
fat and about the last decade.

The clue's in the name, really. See
you then.

Welcome back to The Big Fat Quiz Of
The Decade.

This next round is all about sport.

FIFA, football's world governing
body, was engulfed in claims

of widespread corruption in 2015.

Who'd have thought FIFA would have
been corrupt?

Everyone. Everyone thought that.

Hopefully, FIFA can put the scandal
behind them and get back to doing

what they do best -

pretending to care about racism.

What? Fuck those guys.

What, are you guys sticking up for
FIFA?

"No! Leave FIFA alone!"

In 2016, the Olympics were held in
Brazil.

The pool turned green but organisers
insisted it was safe.

Not to drink, of course.

Or to swim in. Or to breathe near.

But absolutely safe.

Jeez, it looked like the Hulk
pissed in it.

London hosted the Olympics in 2012.

Some people thought the London
Olympics were a waste

of British time, money and
resources.

And then, along came Brexit!

OK. Time for some more questions.

First up, it's over to footballing
legend Peter Crouch.

Hi there, Jimmy. I'm a big fan of
Twitter.

I love it when my tweets get shared.

But, back in 2014, a tweet from
cricketing legend Ian Botham

went viral when he probably didn't
want it to.

#MiddleStump started trending

and Ian said his account had been
hacked.

But can you remember why?

Why's he got Rob Beckett's
teeth in?

Next up, I want to know what
77-year-old sporting drought

was ended in southwest London
in July, 2013?

What?!

It can't just be that. I need a
person or a video or a song.

What's in southwest London?

Got you!

Yeah, I mean, Nish wrote it down,
is what you got. Yeah.

Well done. OK.

Take a look at this clip.

All I want to know is what this man
is talking about.

So, I would make an agreement
with the spectators.

Let's blow it, but don't blow
it all match

because then, you know, everybody is
sort of happy,

and so definitely don't ban it.

It's part of South African football
culture. Leave it that way.

But let's not blow it 90 minutes at
a time.

Yes!

Has it got to be, like, sports?

About blowing? It's got to be
something sport-wise?

Yeah, ideally. This is the sports
round, yeah.

No, because it sounded a bit
like, you know,

a McDonald's hot apple pie and you
have to blow it?

You are so right.
Yeah. You know!

It's one of my favourite things, but
it's dangerous.

It's molten lava inside.

Here's Gary Lineker in his pants
on television back in 2016.

All I want to know is, why?

I can give you a clue.

It is not because one of my sex
dreams came true.

Man, Lineker is keeping it tight!

But that's why he's doing it,
because he wants to show off.

That wasn't the reason!

It wasn't the reason he gave, but we
all know the real reason.

He's thinking, "I'm in pretty good
shape for man in my mid-50s.

"Have a look at this, ladies."

Well, I eat a load of crisps and I
don't look like that.

OK, finally in this round,

have a listen to this audio clip
of a tense, no-nonsense interview.

All I want to know is, who it is and
what they're confessing to.

Was it a big deal to you?

Did it feel wrong.

At the time? No.

It did not even feel wrong?
No.

Scary.

Did you feel bad about it?

No.

Even scarier.

Oh.

Yes!

OK, now, are ready for some answers?
Yes. Yeah.

OK. Peter Crouch asked you what
embarrassing incident in 2014

led to cricketing legend Ian Botham
claiming his Twitter

had been hacked...
Yeah, sure, sure.

..and saw the hashtag "middle
stump" go viral.

What did you all get?

I know this very specifically.

I put it was a picture of his penis,
in inverted commas,

because he claimed it wasn't his
penis, but it was...

The problem is, you looked at it
and went,

"That's Ian Botham's penis."

Like, it looked beefy.

And this was the picture.

CLAUDIA: I've got a lot of
questions.

Question away. What would you
like to know?

Question one - why would you send
that particular photo?

Two - why the four dots and two
kisses?

Where's the question mark?

So, your problem is the grammar?
NISH: Yeah.

I've got a problem with the grammar.

But, also, it's just such a
repulsive position.

Like, I'm not saying...

I mean, the penis looks fine.
It's not flattering.

It's not flattering.

It looks like a space hopper with a
slow puncture.

OK, so, Jonathan, Stacey?

We knew it was a dick pic but we put
"Middle Stump Penis."

Alan, Joe, you got
"Picture of his penis."

Yeah, great. Good points all around.

I asked you what 77-year-old
sporting drought

was brought to an end in Southwest
London, 2013.

What do you will get? Claudia, Nish?

A British man won Wimbledon.

Alan, Joe? We just put Wimbledon,
but we didn't know what

was going on down there.

You just thought some fun on the
Common?

Yeah, we didn't know.

We don't know. We're not into sport.

We don't follow cricket.

OK. Jonathan?

We put Andy Murray win Wimbledon,

ending the drought of a male British
player winning Wimbledon.

Of course, Virginia Wade won in '77.

I showed you a clip of a Dutchman
talking about blowing something.

What was he talking about?

V-V-V-Vuvuzelas.

Vuvuzelas at the World Cup.

Oh! We were close.

Jonathan said, "Uvoovoo."

Uvoovoo?
I just went with it.

What have you written afterwards?

Well, then I thought,

"I'm going to try and put something
in it possibly could be."

What is it?
So I said, "Whistle trumpet."

Yeah. Lovely.

The whistle trumpet?

The famous South African whistle
trumpet, the uvoovoo.

"What are you doing this evening?"

"Whistle trumpet."

"He's a very lucky boy."

But it was like...
It is a whistle trumpet!

Yes, it's a whistle trumpet.

I'm a dab hand at the whistle
trumpet.

And Stacey dad's in the audience,
you'll be pleased to hear.

That wasn't a rude joke, Jimmy.

Are you sure?
It wasn't.

I think it was.
Dad, it wasn't.

OK. I think points all around.

You all got kind of vuvuzela, or
whatever that spelling is.

Uvoovoo.
OK.

I asked you why Gary Lineker
presented Match Of The Day

in his pants. What did you all
think?

Midlife crisis.

Come on, he said he'd do it if
Leicester won...

The Premier League. And he said he'd
do it on Match Of The Day.

Cos it was such an implausible thing
to happen.

Because Leicester have historically
not been very good at football.

And then, on that particular year,
Jimmy, they played ever so well

and they won the league.

And, so, he had to present the show
in his pants.

Joe, Joe, you've been hacked!

It would appear. Yeah.

OK, points all round.

And, lastly, I played you an audio
clip from an interview.

Did you know who was talking and
what they were confessing to?

OK, so, you got Lance Armstrong.

Claudia and Nish? You got it?

Yes. Lance Armstrong, using
performance enhancing drugs.

OK. And Alan, Joe?
Yeah. Lance Armstrong, yeah.

I mean, it's properly terse and
compelling, this exchange.

Take a look.

Was it a big deal to you?

Did it feel wrong?

At the time? No.

It did not even feel wrong?
No.

Scary.

Did you feel bad about it?

No.

Even scarier.

CLAUDIA: Ooh!

Well, that's killed the mood,
hasn't it?

OK, time for another bonus round.

And I'm incredibly excited to be
joined by one of the stars

of the biggest mobile game of the
decade, Pikachu from Pokemon.

Please welcome our special guest!

# Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all. #

Hey, Pikachu.

High five, Pikachu.

Yay!

Go and say hello to everyone.

Go and say hello.

JOE: Catch it! Catch it!

Hello. Oh, you're adorable.

Don't fall over.

Oh, hi!

Hello.

Hi.

Thank you, Pikachu.

Hey, Pikachu.

My children are going to be so
jealous.

So nice to meet you.

Aw. OK, Joe.

Pikachu?

Pikachu?

He's actually quite...
Have you got a question?

Pikachu doesn't say much so I've got
the question round your neck.

Is it Sandi Toksvig in there?

Sandi Toksvig, she's allergic to
shellfish, it turns out.

Very good. OK, Pikachu's got a
question for you.

Yeah, all right, Pikachu, have a
little dance around.

Pika, pika!

Oh, lovely Pikachu!

OK, Pikachu wants you to name a
number of his friends.

So, here's three of his friends.

Just name them, couldn't be easier.

I've got so many.
We've got to name these ones?

Just those three. Just those three,
because Pikachu is one of them.

Pikachu, start dancing, baby.

# Gotta catch 'em all
It's you and me

# I know it's my destiny. #

Pikachu, do the Nae Nae!

Do the Nae Nae!

Pikachu! Do the Break Your Legs!

Pikachu! Do the Skanky Leg!

Come over here. Come over here and
do the Skanky Legs.

Oh, yeah!

And now, dab. Dab a little bit.

Oh!

Dab! Dab, dab, dab.

Oh, he's so good at dabbing.

Pikachu, you nearly fell over when
you dabbed, didn't you?

Yes, you did!

AUDIENCE SWOONS

He's only hugging me because he's
exhausted.

OK, so, have you named these
characters?

Yes. Jonathan, what have you got?

On the left, it's Squirtle.

Then, it's Charmander before he
evolves into Charizard.

And then it is, of course...

Bulbasaur.
Bulbasaur.

Who becomes Venusaur.
And, Claudia, Nish, you think?

We've got, number one - FENTON!

Number two - Black Swan.

I wanted to get it in somewhere.

And, number three - Jason Bieber.

I think it's Charizard, not
Charmander...

That's Charmander.

It's definitely Charmander.
It is Charmander.

It evolves into Charizard.
Yeah.

What else you got? Bulboa.

No.

That's Rocky Balboa.

And Mirtle. No points.

No points, no points, three point!

Yeah!

Yay! Pikachu!

So, let's have a look, see what
that's done to the scores.

OK, so, Claudia and Nish are on 29.

Alan and Joe are on 29.

In the lead, with 38,
Jonathan and Stacy!

Please thank my guest, Pikachu.

See you after the break!

Come on, Pikachu!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to The Big
Fat Quiz Of The Decade.

Our next round is all about people.

In 2012, TMZ leaked naked photos
of Prince Harry in a hotel room

in Las Vegas.
Well, you know what they say.

What happens in Vegas
stays on the Internet forever.

LAUGHTER

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
consciously uncoupled in 2014.

It was all very amicable,
until it came to deciding

who got the CD collection.

And then there was a massive row...

..when Gwyneth refused to take them.

LAUGHTER

Caitlyn Jenner came to prominence
in 2015, right around the time

Bruce Jenner
mysteriously disappeared.

LAUGHTER

I want answers.

LAUGHTER

And Theresa May was Prime Minister
from 2016 to 2019.

I'm not sure what she's doing next.

I'm guessing not Strictly.

LAUGHTER

BAND PLAYS

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

OK, time for some more
big fat questions?

ALL: Yes.

Yes, Jimmy.

I love the quiz!

LAUGHTER

Take a look at this picture
of Gillian Duffy from Rochdale.

She made headlines during the 2010
general election campaign.

All I want to know is, why?

She was either... Oh, God.

Thinking back, what a lovely
election. One thing happened.

Next, it's over to Strictly's
Oti Mabuse,

who has a question for you.

Hi, Jimmy.

There has been some amazing pairings
on Strictly over the years

and perhaps none as powerful
as the royal couplings

we have had this decade.

Kate and William got married
in 2011.

And, of course, Harry and Meghan
in 2018.

Between them, they have
four children.

But can you name them all?

This is all Winkleman.

All Winkleman.

This is pure Winks,
as far as I can tell.

The whole lot of them is just
a bunch of old white people

and the girl from Suits.

LAUGHTER

I don't know if they're white
because I don't see colour,

Nish, but OK.

LAUGHTER

OK, David Cameron was Prime Minister
from 2010 to 2016.

He gave us Brexit and he was
the face of Pig-gate.

But what did he do at this pub to
make headlines in June 2012?

Oh, didn't he leave his kid
in the...

INAUDIBLE
I think he did. I think he forgot...

Take a look at this clip.

All I want to know is, what are
these people talking about?

He was so great to even go there.

So great.

And then he's talking about it
and he's kind of, like, in that way

educating girls about it, and...

A very inappropriate
thing to say.

It was disrespectful to her memory.

It proves that he doesn't just care
about his concert and his fans.

He likes the history of
the Netherlands.

Oh! Being a Belieber.

No! No, no, no, Claudia, stop.
You've got to just answer it.

Come on, have a guess.

I can't!

No, no. No idea. No idea.

No idea! I thought this was an easy
one. I guess it's not an easy one.

Jonathan says you've got this,
right? We've got this. OK.

We think so. Er, next one.

Finally, in 2014, actor
Shia LaBeouf wore a paper bag

on his head to a film premiere.
Oh, yeah.

He had written a message on the bag.

Under your desks you'll
find a paper bag.

I want you to write that message
on the paper bag.

What did he have written on
his paper bag?

It was on the front of it,
so where the eye holes are. Yeah.

What did Shia LaBeouf put on?

Shia LaBeouf. It's not pronounced
Shia LaBeouf.

It's pronounced "lasagne", actually.

LAUGHTER

La-zornya.

LAUGHTER

OK, you're ready for some answers?

Have a look at this picture
of Gillian Duffy from Rochdale.

She made headlines during the 2010
general election campaign.

I just want to know why.

She's the one where they said,

"There's going to be
a general election."

She went, "Blimey, not another one."

No.

No. No. No.

LAUGHTER

I think that might be 2017.

She was the woman that Gordon Brown
called a bigoted woman.

When he left his mic on...
When he left his lapel mic on.

Yeah. And it got picked up
on the news. Oh.

What do you think, Alan?
We got the same.

Gordon Brown said she was
bigoted.

Let's listen to Gordon Brown.

He left the mic on.
Got back in the car.

And this is what he said.

You should never put me with that
woman.

Whose idea was that?

INDISTINCT REPLY
Soon, I think.

It's ridiculous. What did she say?

Everything. She's just the sort
of bigoted woman

that said she used to be Labour.

So he called her a bigoted woman.

So everyone voted for David Cameron
and things went great.

LAUGHTER

OK, points, points.

No points.

It's all right. You're still
in the lead. OK.

We went over to Oti from Strictly.
She had a question for you.

William and Kate's and Harry
and Meghan's kids -

all four for a point.

Winkleman wrote this down
at a speed that I would describe

for the royal family
should be concerning.

OK, so they're a kidnap risk
because of you, Claudia. Basically.

what have you... what have you
written?

George, Charlotte, Louis, Archie.

OK.
Put them in order of preference.

You've got... Alan, Joe.
You've gone with...

I wish I'd brought my commemorative
plate because I could've read them.

But we've only got
George and Charlotte.

But we would have written
Ringo and Paul as well.

George, Charlotte, Ringo, Paul.
Jonathan, Stacey?

We're so c... We got Charlotte,
George, Louis, and then we went

with Alfie instead of Archie.

But does that look like Archie
from there? It's not clear.

Maybe we did go with Archie.

It was Archie. With an "F".

ARF-chie. OK.
Points to Claudia and Nish.

We don't get anything? No.

Yes! Yes.

OK.

I wanted to know, what did David
Cameron do in this pub in 2012

to make the headlines?
What did you put?

He forgot he had a child.

He left his daughter in the pub.

He forgot his child inside.

That makes it sound
like he was didn't have any joy.

He forgot the child inside.

He forgot he could sing
and dance and play.

He did forget his inner child.

It's very sad.

He also left his real kid
in the pub.

What's the etiquette
that when you leave a kid?

I ain't got kids.

If you leave a kid in a pub...

If you lose one, is it like
umbrellas?

If you see one that's a bit
the same, you take that?

OK. So he left his daughter,
forgot his kid.

He forgot his child inside.

I showed you a clip and ask
you what those people

were talking about.
What did you all put?

I had to guess. Go. Yes.

My guess was Eamonn Holmes said
that the Netherlands is a shithole.

LAUGHTER

We just wrote Justin Bieber.
And the story is...

Yeah. He went to the Netherlands
and he said something that was sort

of inappropriate, but he didn't mean
it. Yeah.

Do you know what the story is?

I don't wanna....
I don't want to expand.

I don't like...move on!

I'm going to give you no points
here because it's not enough

just to say Justin Bieber.
The answer is - Jonathan, Stacey?

He visited Anne Frank's house
and he wrote in the book

that he thought
she would have been a Belieber.

Oh, God, I forgot about that!
How could you forget about that?

Justin Bieber wrote
this in the book.

To be fair, he was about 16
then, and I don't know

many 16-year-old boys

who go to Amsterdam
for the weekend and bother

going to the Anne Frank house.

Most of them are off their tits
on brownies.

You really are a...

Jason Bieber fan. I'm a Belieber.
We are fans of Jason

and we don't care who knows it.

I gave you paper bags.

I said, what did Shia LaBeouf
write on his

when he went to a film
premiere?

To get your answers,
just pop your paper bags on.

OK?

I wrote it the wrong way round.
That's fine. OK.

So, Jonathan, you've got... It
feels like the Ku Klux Klan

have run out of budget.

With the glasses,
you look remarkable.

I feel like I'm in a sort
of Eyes Wide Shut party.

But in Croydon.

Instead of fancy masks, they've just
got bags over their heads.

"I'm not famous any more,"
you've got, Jonathan.

Yes, that's why I think you wrote.
OK.

And then, Stacey, you've
written... I've written the same,

just upside down, Jimmy. OK.

Claudia?

Same situation in this team.

Yeah. Ditto. OK.
Right.

And then you've got...
Joe? Not famous.

And Alan? I'm not famous any more.

You sounded very sad there.
You all got that. Points all round.

APPLAUSE

OK.

Time now for a special bonus round.

I'm going to show you three
memorable photos from the last

decade that have all been
subtly improved.

All I need you to do is tell me
who is in the original photo.

So here's the first one.

Just write
this down on your screens.

I mean, I look terrific.

Is that Jimmy?
Have you only just realised?

I thought, oh,
It's a handsome young woman.

She's a great singer. Doesn't
matter what she looks like. Exactly.

It's about the voice. Yeah.

You know, that's not...
That's me.

I know that now.

OK, so next one?

I don't want to give anything away,
Stacey, but that's me.

That's my little face
and that is my boot-ocks.

It's a "break the internet" photo.

OK. And the last one.

That's the only one where
the photograph is improved

by having your face in it.

I don't know.
Actually, you're right.

Have you got three answers?

Yeah, OK.

What did you get?

Adele, Kim Kardashian
and Ed Miliband.

OK.
I think everyone concurs.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Absolutely right.
Points all round. Let's take a look.

There's Adele.

Then it's Kim Kardashian.

And the last one,
Ed Miliband. There you go.

OK, so let's see what
that's done to the scores.

I can tell you that Alan
and Joe have 35. Just ahead,

Claudia and Nish with 36.

Jonathan and Stacey, 44 points.

APPLAUSE

Join us after the break when it'll
be like Breaking Bad in here.

Extenuating circumstances
will have made us turn to drugs.

See you then.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to the final part of
The Big Fat Quiz of the Decade.

This next round is all about
the talking points

and water cooler moments from the
past ten years.

In 2010, Boris Bikes launched
in London.

They're called Boris Bikes
because, just like Boris,

they're heavy, cumbersome

and constantly heading
for a car crash.

Tinder launched in 2012, and
apparently the most effective way

to get a day on Tinder is to make
someone laugh.

Which is why I always send a photo
of my tiny penis.

Works every time.

In October 2017, an unusual red sky
was reported across London.

You know what they say - red sky at
night, shepherd's delight,

red sky in the morning,
global warming.

It was nothing to worry about,
just a natural phenomenon -

like the ice caps melting,
all the bees disappearing

and Yorkshire being underwater.

OK, time for your last set
of questions.

What fad from the middle
of the decade was described as

"wands of narcissism", "the most
shameless fashion accessory ever"

and caused a journalist to ask,
"Was the human arm such a problem?"

NISH: It's quite fun.

I'll give you a clue -
it's not the Fleshlight.

How do we cross this out, Jimmy?

LAUGHTER

OK. What must-have beauty treatment
from 2011 is being described here.

Oh.

Oh, yes, please.

OK, next, it's over to McFly
for a question.

ALL: Hi, Jimmy!

We've had a good decade.
I won Strictly.

I was crowned King of the Jungle.

I joined The Voice kids as a coach.

And I became a bestselling author.

But one of the biggest books
of the decade was 50 Shades of Grey.

Oh, mate, I loved that.
Yeah, classic.

I couldn't get enough!

I was going to read that line!

Anyway, back to the question.

Can your teams tell me by what name
lead character Anastasia Steele

refers to the naughty voice
in her head?

JONATHAN: Oh, the voice in her head.

So Anastasia Steele from 50 Shades
of Grey uses what name

to refer to the naughty voice
in her head.

Why did this family's BBC News
appearance end up with 32...

CLAUDIA: Yes!

Well, I guess I'll just go and
fuck myself, shall I? I mean...

I think Claudia might have it.

Why did this family's BBC News
appearance end up with 32 million

views on YouTube and led to the
father admitting

it definitely wasn't staged and,
yes, he was wearing pants?

This is the best thing ever!
Yeah, it's pretty good.

It's pretty good. OK.

Dating apps like Tinder have
popularised terms catfishing,

ghosting and benching.

Catfishing - when you have a fake
online profile,

ghosting is when you cut off
communication with someone
all of a sudden.

Can you tell me, what is benching?

Tinder is, uh... It's Grindr for
straight people.

No. Too much.

There shouldn't be, I know.
It shouldn't be allowed.

I don't approve of that.
Do you know what?

My problem - I just want to hear
about it. No.

I don't want to hear about
what they're getting up to.

What straight people do
in their bedrooms is up to them.

I just don't want to hear about it.

I think it's disgusting.

OK. Is everyone finished?
Yeah. Yes.

Right, let's get some answers.

I asked you what was described
as wands of narcissism

and the most shameless fashion
accessory ever.

What did you get? Selfie stick.

We said selfie stick, too.

Points all round. Selfie sticks.

APPLAUSE

I asked you what must-have beauty
treatment from 2011

was described as...

What did you all think?

Fishing eating pedicure.
NISH: Yeah, fish pedicure.

Sorry, the fish eating pedicure?

Yeah. Where you eat fish?

No! The fish eat you!

The fish eat you. Yeah.

Yes. Oh.

Claudia and Nish? Fish pedicure.
Fish pedicure.

Alan and Joe? Fish that eat
dead skin.

Well, you're all absolutely
right, yeah. Good.

APPLAUSE

The boys from McFly wanted to know
what 50 Shades of Grey character

called her naughty voice.

We're happy with our answer.

Fenton!

You think Anastasia Steele's -

the naughty voice in her head
was...

Yes! Fenton!

We just learned about that video
tonight and we really love it.

That film would be so much better...

if every time Mr Grey walked in...

"Fenton!"

What have you got, Stacey?

Well, neither of us have read
the book.

Neither of us have seen the film,
so we... I assumed it was the devil.

You think the voice from downstairs
would be... The devil. ..the devil?

We thought it was the voice
in her head.

You said it was the voice
in the head. Inner voice, yeah.

So Stacey guessed devil,
and I guessed Pippin.

You give a name, you'd say,
"Oh, Pippin's awake again!"

I like that. It's the sort of name
I'd give it. I'd say, "Oh, Pippin.

"What do you want, Pippin?
Kill again?"

LAUGHTER

What do you think 50 Shades of Grey
is about?

I haven't read it,
but I assume it's a mass murderer.

OK. What do you get, Alan and Joe?

"It was... Rebekah Vardy."

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Did you read it, Alan? What?
50 Shades of Grey?

No, I didn't! I thought the film
was rubbish,

and there's not many times I
lose an erection in the cinema.

Well, she called it her
"inner goddess".

Aah!

No-one gives a fuck. OK.

I asked you why this family's
BBC News appearance

got 32 million views.

NISH: Yeah.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

It was absolutely amazing.
It's the best clip ever. Yeah.

Do you want to recreate it
with a chair? Yes!

If you move that. You do the chair.
JONATHAN: I'll be the newscaster.

I'm doing the interview on
Korea and he's going...

So as you'll see, the situation
in Korea couldn't be far worse.

Now be the mum! Be the mum!

We never quite know if it's an act
of aggression...

Excuse me one moment.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

No. Did you even believe me...?

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Oh, my God! So good at acting!

Alan, they bought it!

Did you really think my teeth
had come out?!

Also, if you have false teeth,
would you really go for those?

That was a remarkable recreation,
there.

That was like something
from Crimewatch.

Let's take a look at the original
clip. Oh, yes!

The question is, how do democracies
respond to those scandals?

And what will it mean
for the wider region?

I think one of your children
has just walked in.

I mean, shifting...shifting
sands in the region.

Do you think relations with
the North may change?

Um, I would be surprised if...

That, um...

LAUGHTER

My apologies. Most...

APPLAUSE

I asked you what the term "benching"
- made popular by Tinder -
meant.

Claudia Winkleman, Nish Kumar.

We've put, "You pause the
relationship..."

You bench them. "..to have..."

You have another relationship

but you don't break up with them.
You just sort of pause it.

They've been benched.
Like on a football field. Yeah.

I'm gonna bench you!
The right answer. Is it?!

Is it really?! Yes!

APPLAUSE

Well done.

OK, so what did you get,
Jonathan and Stacey?

Essentially got the same thing.
You keep him on the bench for later.

Yeah, you keep someone in reserve.
Alan, Joe?

We've put this,

but I don't know why Joe's written
it like he's from the Wild West.

Substi-TOOTIN'!

Horseshit!

A substitute. Can I give you
something for substitute? Yes!

Yes, you could. Keeping them on the
bench for later.

Substituting them
for a little while?

OK, points all round. Yay!

APPLAUSE

OK. Finally, it's time for
The Big Question,

Ladies and gentlemen, to ask it,
please welcome Charlotte Crosby.

# I came in like
a wrecking ball... #

CHARLOTTE SCREAMS

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Oh, I'm the wrong way!

Hi, guys!

It was always going to
go wrong there!

Do you know, when I was going to
come through the wall

I started to panic for a second!

Hi! Hiya. Hi, Jimmy.

It's like another sex dream
coming true.

Wow.

OK. So you've got a big fat question
for us. I have, I have.

I'll tell you, what. It looks like
you've got a massive haemorrhoid.

LAUGHTER

Right, guys. So, I've got a question
for yous. Thank you.

What was the UK's biggest
film at the box office,

the most watched...TV show,

and the best selling album
of the decade?

Well, if she falls over and dies,

I can tell you that this will be the
most watched show.

And there's ten bonus points
if you get all three of these...

STACEY: That looks like so much fun.
..so anyone could win.

It's so relaxing.
It looks really therapeutic.

Feels like I'm in the womb.

How big was your mum's womb?

I'll give you a slight clue
with the TV show.

Event. Think big event.

Oh! Which wins!

I-I don't know, but you really
have to stop taking

whatever Nish has been giving you.

All right. So have you all
got answers? Yeah. OK.

So what did you all think the
biggest film was?

What did you get, Jonathan?

We thought...we put Frozen.

Frozen! Interesting. It was big!

ALAN: We got Frozen. You got Frozen.

What did you go for,
Claudia and Nish?

NISH: Skyfall. Well, I can tell you
the answer is...

It is Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

STACEY: Aw, you said that!

JONATHAN: I guessed that as well!
I'm so sorry.

Skyfall is, I believe, second.

CLAUDIA: Good!

OK. Most watched TV moment.

What did you get, Jonathan
and Stacey?

We put the Olympics
opening ceremony.

OK. What did you get,
Claudia and Nish?

Olympics opening ceremony.

What did you got, Alan and Joe?
Opening ceremony.

That is correct. Yeah!

Well, no, it fucking isn't.

That is...that is the correct...

Have a read of it.
Have a read of the words.

The Olympics...

..closing...

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE

Huh? It's all the same, really.

It is all the same.
Jimmy, to be fair,

Charlotte's trying to do
it sitting on a wrecking ball.

You've been fucking up all night
and you're standing at a table.

Yeah, good point, Jonathan.

APPLAUSE

Everyone deserves a point! Yes.

Thank you, Charlotte.
Queen Charlotte!

CHANTING: Charlotte! Charlotte!
Charlotte!

OK, points all round
for the Olympics.

And then what do you think
the biggest album was,
of the last ten years?

We thought it would be 21 by Adele.

STACEY: We thought that.
What did you think?

We went with 21 by Adele.
JOE: 21 by Adele.

What's the answer? 21!

Points all round!

APPLAUSE

OK, so, Star Wars:
The Force Awakens.

It was the Olympics
closing ceremony,

and it was 21 by Adele.

OK. And that means the final
scores are...

Alan, Joe. It's not great.

You got 41 points.

You did not win. You came last.

You're a disgrace. Commiserations.

OK, ah...

Claudia and Nish, you got 42.
You did very well.

But the winners,
Jonathan and Stacey,

come and collect your trophy.

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Winners of The Big Fat Quiz
of the Decade.

Thanks to our amazing panel,
our special guests

and thanks to all of you for
watching at home.

This has been The Big Fat Quiz
of the Decade.

I've been Jimmy Carr. Goodnight!

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