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Hey, what's up?

Nothing much, how are you?

Good, I guess.

So you have good news for me?

Actually, I have a lot of bad news.

What?

Come in, come in, come in.

Yeah, um... Here, shut the door.

Yeah, I have...

I'm supposed to notify the association by the end of the week. Guys,

there's Chinese drywall. The results came back positive for Chinese drywall.

Are you kidding me?

No. So, you know, the bird didn't show up.

Sorry.

Yeah.

So I don't know what your situation is.

This can't be happening.

Yeah. I mean.

Chinese drywall? Yeah, that means, like, I don't know, they're probably going to

have to evacuate everybody. I know you've been trying to sell the place for

while now, but it's not going to happen. It just doesn't make sense.

I knew the people that lived here before. They never had any problems, and

were here for six years.

How could they have Chinese drywall?

That's what the results came back. It doesn't make sense. They had no health

problems at all.

But I guess that's what you found, huh? Yep. Chinese drywall.

Yeah, the results came back positive. So, basically, I have to let the

association know and... I'm really sorry. I mean... Fuck.

Did you have anybody interested in the place?

Are you kidding me?

My bag's only $20 ,000.

What do you mean?

You sold it?

We're literally about to go into contract. I mean, I've got a whole

to do this.

Oh, my gosh.

You took the sign down and everything, huh?

Yeah, it's right here.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Oh my god.

I don't... I'm so... Man, we are fucked.

How much...

I mean, listen, I'm supposed to let them know on Monday, which is pretty much a

week from now, so... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Monday? Yeah. A week from now? Are you kidding me?

Yeah. Come on, man. I mean, I need at least two months. I mean, I already sold

the place.

So you want me to not disclose the information?

That can come back on me hard. I could lose my job. I could lose everything.

No, no, no.

Just give me two months.

That's it.

That's all.

Two months.

So you can close on the plate, and then when the people move in here, then they

fucking find out it has Chinese drywall. Is that what you're asking?

No, I just really need my commission.

You're ruthless, huh?

I'm just crazy.

Crazy. That's all I can say. It doesn't make any sense.

Come on, can you just be two months?

Not tell them for two months?

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Come on.

It's all I'm asking.

Yeah, wait a second.

Wait, wait a second. Wait a second.

You can't... Listen, I can get in serious trouble for not...

You know, I could...

I could really get in serious trouble for not telling them.

Tell them eventually.

In two months?

Yeah.

I can't do that.

First of all, it's unethical.

What about now?

Listen, you're hot, and you've got a great set of tits, but it's not worth me

getting fired.

It's not worth me going to jail.

Fine. Go sit over there.

What?

What the fuck are you doing?

Come on.

Two months is not that big of a deal.

I'm sure you've done it before.

You're a contractor. I know what you guys do.

What the... It's not a big deal.

Oh, my God. Look at those fucking... Whoa. Hey.

Don't touch me. Go over there.

What?

Don't touch you? You're asking me to commit fraud or fucking... Don't touch

Don't play big boy with me.

That fucking ass you got.

Grab that fucking ass.

No. What?

We don't have an agreement yet.

You don't have an agreement?

I told you.

All you have to do is just give me two months.

Even with two months, we're...

When are you supposed to close on the place?

Well, that's the thing. I mean, I already sold it, so I just need a little

And I know you've been checking me out and want a little time with me, so I

think it would be in your best interest to oblige what I'm saying.

Two months.

I mean, give us two.

Are you serious right now? Yeah.

I'm really serious.

Damn, you really want that commission, don't you? Two months.

What do you think?

Okay, I can give you two months.

I was never here.

Good.

You like that, huh?

Yeah.

You know you gotta give me more than a fucking BJ, right?

Like that

You'll see.

Oh.

and Jerusalem.

Awesome, man.

Thank you.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Yes,

it was.

Thank you.

Okay.

So, I won't put the papers in for two weeks, okay?

Two months.

Oh. What do you mean?

Shit, I don't know if I can do that.

Yes, you can.

Can we fuck again sometime?

Mm -hmm.

All right, two months.