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Naughty America.

Nobody does it better.

Hey, Samantha.

What's up?

Nothing. I'm kind of just at the house. No one's really here except for your

dumb brother.

Yeah, I'm really bored.

What the fuck? Yeah, he's an idiot. Anyways, when are you gonna be back?

Okay. Alright.

Yeah, I think I'm just gonna chill out.

Alright, see you later.

Alright, see you later.

Bye. I love you, bestie.

Why is he so stupid?

Oh my god.

Stupidest meeting I've ever heard in my life.

Can you stop please

Oh my god.

Your music sounds retarded. Can you stop? Because I'm trying to sleep and me

your sister had a big night last night and you're being really loud.

Fuck you.

Shut up.

You're stupid.

No, it sounds really bad. You're making me laugh, and that's not supposed to

happen. What?

You sound like a fucking idiot laughing at you. Come on.

You don't like the Toadmasters?

No, it's retarded, and you're stupid.

I thought we were going to go platinum.

What do you think? You don't like those lyrics?

Nope. Sorry, they're stupid. I don't know about your music.

You've got to check out some of my songs.

You're keeping me up.

Listen, this one's amazing.

sleep.

You can look good for me.

Okay. No, over it.

No. Alright,

listen to this one. Okay?

The mystery of the chode.

Okay, no.

This is retarded. Really? You don't like that?

It's a song about chodes.

I thought you might like it.

Alright, how about...

This one, this one, this is my masterpiece.

Is this your best bra?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay,

Ike, Ike, sorry, like, I just, I don't see it.

Come on.

You can't tell me you don't like that. I always thought you were cute, like,

don't get me wrong, like, I always check you out and stuff, just, I don't know

if you're cut out for, like, the music stuff, like, I don't know if you're cut

out for it. I make the best music.

Okay. Listen, I'll make the best music. I don't know.

I don't know. What are you doing?

I'm just going to put this to the side.

Rude. Well, whatever. You're the one who won't let me sleep until I have to

freaking practice your choke bomb.

Okay. What? Honestly, I just think you're in the wrong era.

How about you try playing something a little more 70s?

I could definitely play 70s.

No doubt.

Come here.

Let me see.

Ah! Yeah. I like it.

Mmm,

yeah. Oh!

Yeah.

Mmm. I don't think this.

Mm -hmm. I like the 70s hips.

I don't see why.

What are you up to?

You want that, huh?

There you go.

That's something you get out too.

Mhm.

Yeah.

You like the way I fuck that guy?

I like

how hard you're getting from me. You must really want to fuck me, huh?

Help me out.

Gotta get those rocky jeans off.

Fucking skinny jeans.

What the hell? What is this? Fucking birth control over here?

What are you talking about?

Just out of the way.

Come here.

I guess this is better than taking a nap.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.