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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Pretty nice kitchen.

Okay, pots.

Where the heck are there people?

God, I cannot sleep.

That was a really long night.

Oh, boy.

Freeze!

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh, God. I'm so sorry.

Thank God it was just you, Kyle.

Oh, my.

Fuck. You saw me naked.

You don't remember how I was flying in tonight?

Okay, okay. Holy shit.

Ryan did tell me.

Yeah. Ryan did tell me you were coming to see him.

Dang, you totally forgot, huh?

I'm so sorry to catch you like that.

Well, I mean, I'm sorry you had to see that.

Funny.

A treat like that.

Kyle, I mean, look, it's fine.

I know I got things to work out, okay? You don't gotta lie to me.

You actually are being serious. You don't realize how gorgeous you are.

Come on.

I mean, look, I forgive you. Like, you didn't know I was here. No, it's not

fault. It's that stupid boyfriend of yours.

He's really a good guy, but I don't know what it is. Like, if I was your man, I

feel like I'd have a hard time keeping my hands off of you.

Are you kidding? Which I probably should not have said that, actually.

That's kind of wrong to say about.

Because my boyfriend never said that. In fact, he said that I'm washed up.

You really think that?

That is so ridiculous.

Yeah, it is.

You should be flattered every day.

Really?

I mean, you mean these things?

Of course.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

my God. That was so inappropriate.

It didn't happen.

Well, forget it happened. Yeah. Forget it happened. Okay. I'm going to go to

bed. Okay. Good night. Glad you made it safe. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

Have a good night.

Okay.

It's just one kiss.

He won't find out.

I'm losing my damn mind.

You can't tell Ryan.

Of course, of course. Okay,

because he would kill me.

You should be told all day long how gorgeous you are. Yeah, I should be.

Yes.

It's a perfect body.

to do.

So it's Macho's words.

You really meant what you were saying.

Of course.

Well, maybe I should thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Stupid oven.

Jeez.

Anyway.

said all that stuff to me because I guess life does happen.

Mm -hmm

Hmm.

Right here.

Okay.

Mine's never fucked me in the kitchen.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God, yes, yes.

Everybody just give us that man a little more.

Oh, my God.

right here in the kitchen yeah right here in the fucking kitchen

Yeah.

Hmm.

Yes. Yeah, that's my other cock.

Oh, fuck you.

That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Shit.

Fuck

You deserve to be treated like this

for so long.

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

We're in there.

Come on, baby.

The last thing he said was he was going to go watch a game and go drink with his

buddies. Oh, yeah, as usual. I'll drink him again.

He'll be home eventually. We better get this cleaned up.

Yeah. Thank you for the compliments, though. Oh, my God. Of course.

I liked all those nice compliments you gave me.

You deserve it.

Okay. Let's get it cleaned up.

Okay. Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody does it better.