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Hmm? I can't believe it's been so long since I've seen her.

Sure she's home?

Hey! It's so nice to meet you!

It's so nice to meet you!

This is Alan.

Hi, nice to meet you. It's so nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you.

Come in, guys.

I'm so excited to have you. Thanks for having us. It's been so long since I've

seen you, right? How are you?

I'm so excited.

I'm so glad we're finally doing this. Yay!

So I have the hot tub ready. I ordered pizza.

So I figured, you know, we could get in there and wait for it. Should be here in

like 30 minutes or something.

Cool. Pizza and hot tub. Yes. I figured like one was better of a day, you know.

Right. Awesome.

Cool. Yeah.

Let's go see this hot tub.

Yeah. So.

Great. Wow.

Pretty badass house. Yeah, thanks.

I know. I'm really, really happy here. We should move in with her instead of

own place.

Don't put the towels right here, guys.

You know, feel free.

Feel as comfy as you want.

I'm jumping right in. Go right ahead.

Look at you.

There you go.

Yeah, no neighbors either? No neighbors.

Yeah, it's pretty secluded and private, which I'm a fan of.

No tan lines.

No tan lines. All right.

Oh, cool.

Oh, it's so nice.

Come on in. Here.

I'll move over here.

So relaxing.

Oh, perfect temperature.

Yeah, what about you? Are you single here?

I am.

I thought Chloe said you were seeing a guy, but she said, I don't know. I

want to pry too much.

Yeah, no, I'm just doing the dating thing right now. Nice. Kind of just

to, like, be an independent girl.

Guys, I feel like a terrible host because I feel like this would be so

better with, like, some drinks or something.

But I didn't.

Yeah, we were supposed to bring a... We forgot to give away the store, didn't

we? No, we did.

I think it was... Something for the party.

That's totally okay.

I mean, I could go grab some beer, I guess, or something to drink, I guess.

That's okay, baby. I can go do it.

Sure. Yeah, that way you guys can have some time to get to know each other.

That is true. We could get to know each other.

You know, I feel like I need to know my girlfriend's, you know, man.

But I feel bad you guys just got here. You sure you don't mind running out?

Yeah, it's like right up the street, right? Yeah, no, there's literally a

store like, I don't know, probably taking 12 minutes.

My swim trunks are already wet too, so it's big. Wow, great. You're not even in

the hot tub yet, so you're the best candidate.

I'm leaving the most dry.

Yeah,

but if you don't mind.

No, I'll go.

All right, boom, I'll drive safe.

I will. I will take care of him.

Don't forget my favorite beer.

Oh, I definitely want my favorite beer.

there's a little grocery store right next to it too if you want to grab any

snacks or anything i'll totally give you money back for it i don't want you guys

spending a bunch of money awesome and me and you can chat a little more

Yeah, hopefully she hasn't told you too much bad or good about me. I mean, to be

honest, she hasn't told me too much, just because of the fact that you guys

been dating for, you know, a couple months, and she's really happy now, so I

feel like she's a good guy. Yeah, she's pretty happy. Yeah, no, she's great. I

mean, we've known each other for years, so she's got yourself a good one.

Yeah.

You're a lot more attractive than her last boyfriend.

Oh.

That's good.

Don't tell her I said that. Okay.

I'm going to get over here. It's too hot. Yeah, come on over. You can get

closer. Without falling.

Yeah, don't fall.

That would be bad.

That wouldn't be a good first impression.

Way better.

Yeah.

So, it's not for development, huh?

Yeah, I don't know. It's a job.

How long have you been doing it?

I got into it about two years ago.

Oh, cool. Yeah.

It's a job, yeah. It's not the funnest job, but... I mean, yeah, there's pros

and cons to all of them, right?

Yeah.

It's really hot.

You know, I'm just going to... Oh, you don't mind, do you?

I mean... No, I mean... Yeah, that doesn't work.

I think you can get a little, you know.

Okay, yeah, I mean... I personally wouldn't mind.

Yeah, I mean...

known each other for a while. I mean, it's not like, yeah, they're just boobs.

mean, whatever.

People get all crazy.

Yeah.

Like I said, I mean, you're a lot more attractive than her.

Nice body.

Uh, thanks.

Try to work out when I can, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I see, uh, I

want to be straightforward or anything, but kind of, uh, a bald.

Oh, yeah, these shorts are weird.

Oh, yeah, no, it's okay. I mean, you don't have to be shy.

I mean, Chloe's probably not going to be back for, I said it was 12 minutes, but

it's going to be like 25.

She probably won't be back for like at least an hour. I mean, how happy are you

guys, really?

Look, it's okay.

I won't.

I mean, she said she wanted us to get to know each other, so... Anyway, is

there... You know, then just... I'm sure it's fine. I mean, I won't say anything

if you won't.

Oh, my God.

Wow, you have a nice fucking cock.

Gosh, you got kind of lucky, huh?

Oh, my God. You sure?

Like...

I'm not going to say a damn thing.

Hasn't been a while since we... I know. Once you move in together, that's kind

of stuff.

Don't worry. I mean... She's not going to find out about this.

I mean, unless you want to tell her.

I mean, you know.

Keep it, I guess, between us.

It's been a while.

No, she actually doesn't like blowjobs. I'm sorry, what?

I know, I know.

How could you not, like, suck your knife?

Like this?

What makes me know it's this?

in the door so it makes me a bad friend kind of oh god i won't tell i promise

What do you say we move this inside of my room?

I mean, I don't want to waste too much time over here.

Plus, it's getting kind of hot in here.

Yeah, it is getting a little warm out here. Yeah?

You want to go?

I guess so. Maybe I should

take these off first, yeah?

I mean, that would be... I feel like I don't need them.

going forward.

I feel like... The more you talk about it, the more you're going to convince

yourself it's not okay.

So just come with the flow. I mean, I'm sure she'd like to be having fun, don't

you think?

Yeah, that's true.

Oh, my goodness.

Plus, I mean, you want to do it, don't you?

Yeah,

she didn't really... She kind of didn't really tell me how hot you were before

we met.

Wow. I'm sure it was a funny surprise.

Like I said, your secret is safe with me.

Plus, you're going to feel that nice car, Grand Slammy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

So wet already.

Oh, fuck. Fuck,

yes.

really good since she never does.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

It's on my throat.

Yes,

yes, yes.

I can't wait anymore.

It's so fucking good.

Oh my

god,

yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Holy shit, holy fuck.

Oh my god, this is so fucking bad.

Oh my God. Holy fuck, yes, yes.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Holy fuck.

Oh, you feel so fucking good. I love it.

Thank you.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

over my fucking face.

You don't like your face? I'm a taster.

Oh my God, yes.

You don't like your face?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come here. Come here and fuck with me and fucking cover me.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my goodness. He has this fucking commis energy. He's so

good.

Oh, you don't want to get caught either.

Oh, my God. Yeah?

Oh, my God. He has you do that.

Look at this. Oh, my God. Look at all that fucking cum. Holy shit.

So much.

Better get cleaned up before Chloe gets back here.

That fucking seeker. You better not get guilty feeling and say anything.

Oh, I see your car just pulled up. Oh, shit. Okay, come on. Oh, fuck.

Really? Oh, no shit.