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JUJUTSU KAISEN

JUJUTSU KAISEN The Culling Game Part 1

Nice to meet you.

Child of Zen'in, Descendant of Michizane, Cursed Womb Death Painting,

and Vessel of Sukuna.

No greeting for me, Tengen?

So this...

So this thing...

So this person...

Person?

...is Tengen?!

It's not our first time meeting,

Yuki Tsukumo.

Why did you close the Tombs of the Star?

I was wary of you being aligned with Kenjaku.

I can't tell what's going on in people's hearts, after all.

Kenjaku?

What was once Noritoshi Kamo.

The sorcerer currently inhabiting Suguru Geto's body.

A net of compassion and a rope of salvation, huh?

He didn't even try for sarcasm with that name.

Why are you like that, Tengen-sama?

Ballsy of him to insert himself into the conversation there...

I'm immortal, but not ageless.

You'd look like this, too, if you were 500 years old.

Seriously?

Seriously?

Since I failed to assimilate

with the Star Plasma Vessel twelve years ago, my aging has accelerated,

and my identity as an individual has vanished,

so the world itself is who I am now.

So there wasn't actually another Star Plasma Vessel back then?

That explains why there isn't a new voice.

Excuse me.

We came here to learn Kenjaku's goal and how to open the Prison Realm.

Could you tell us what you know?

Of course.

Or so I'd like to say, but I must impose one condition.

Yuta Okkotsu.

Yuki Tsukumo.

Cursed Womb Death Painting.

I'll need two of you three to remain here

and guard me.

Guard you? But you're immortal, right?

Are you afraid of being sealed or something?

That isn't fair.

You won't tell us why or how long we're guarding you?

In that case,

let me speak of Kenjaku.

Kenjaku's Objective

That man's objective

is to force the evolution of mankind throughout all of Japan.

The Evolution of Mankind Throughout All Japan

I heard about that.

But how does he actually intend to do it?

Why didn't Kenjaku use your barriers

to turn everyone in Japan into jujutsu sorcerers

Idle Transfiguration

with Idle Transfiguration back then?

Idle Transfiguration

The Evolution of Mankind Throughout All Japan

Because he simply lacked the cursed energy to do that.

The cursed energy refined through Maelstrom can't return to the sorcerer.

Insufficient Cursed Energy

Also, evolving people one person at a time with a cursed technique is far too inefficient.

Kenjaku's Objective

The Evolution of Mankind Throughout All Japan

How?

Assimilate Mankind With Tengen

Why?

Unknown

So the method of evolution that Kenjaku has chosen

is to assimilate mankind with me.

How?

Assimilate Mankind With Tengen

Huh? But your assimilation...

...should only be possible with the Star Plasma Vessel.

Tengen

Star Plasma Vessel

Ordinary Person

Assimilation Possible

Assimilation Impossible

Previously, that was true.

Star Plasma Vessel's Death

Assimilation With the Star Plasma Vessel Prevented

But since I started evolving twelve years ago,

Tengen

Tengen's Evolution

Tengen's Evolution

assimilation with someone other than the Star Plasma Vessel is possible.

Assimilate Mankind With Tengen

But you're just one person, right?

How would you assimilate with multiple people?

What you see before you right now isn't my real self.

Now that I've evolved, my soul is everywhere.

I told you, didn't I?

The world itself is who I am now.

People who assimilated with me now would become something more than a sorcerer.

They would become a new being that's both there and not there.

I'm able to retain my shape and reason

after evolving because of my barrier techniques.

However, if mankind were to evolve,

then if even one of them went out of control,

Out of Control

the world would end.

Why?

There would be no boundaries between individuals,

so evil would spread to all instantly.

Out of Control

The impurities of a hundred million people would flood the world.

What happened in Tokyo would be recreated on a worldwide scale.

Why would he do such a thing?

Kenjaku's Objective

The Evolution of Mankind Throughout All Japan

How?

Why?

Assimilate Mankind With Tengen

Unknown

I don't know.

I told you that, too.

I can't tell what's going on in people's hearts.

Kenjaku's Objective

The Evolution of Mankind Throughout All Japan

How?

Why?

Assimilate Mankind With Tengen

Unknown

Why?

Unknown

But wouldn't everything be fine as long as you rejected the assimilation?

That's the issue.

Now that I've evolved, my nature is closer to that of a Cursed Spirit than a human.

Suguru Geto's Death

Obtained Cursed Spirit Manipulation

Obtained Idle Transfiguration

Star Plasma Vessel's Death

Tengen's Evolution

Obtain Tengen

So I can be

targeted by Cursed Spirit Manipulation.

Considering Kenjaku's strength as a sorcerer,

I would likely be absorbed the moment he made contact.

That's why my main body is rejecting

everything in the Tombs of the Star right now.

That's why you want us to guard you?

Yes.

Kenjaku is second only to me in his skill with barrier techniques.

I don't know when he'll manage to break the seal on the Tombs of the Star.

Why now?

You were stopped from assimilating with the Star Plasma Vessel.

Assimilation With Star Plasma Vessel Prevented

Now you've been forced to evolve,

Tengen's Evolution

and he seeks to absorb you with Cursed Energy Manipulation.

Obtain Tengen

Assimilation With Star Plasma Vessel Prevented

Tengen's Evolution

Obtain Tengen

Kenjaku also seems to have connections to Sukuna.

So he's been a sorcerer for at least 1,000 years.

So why now?!

Tengen

Because I, the Star Plasma Vessel, and the Six Eyes

Star Plasma Vessel

Six Eyes

are all connected by fate.

Kenjaku's Objective

Stop Tengen's Assimilation

Twice in the past, Kenjaku was stopped by the sorcerer with the Six Eyes.

The second time, Kenjaku was thorough.

Kenjaku's Objective

Stop Tengen's Assimilation

He killed both the Star Plasma Vessel and the bearer

of the Six Eyes within a month of their birth.

Despite that, the Six Eyes and the Star Plasma Vessel

still appeared by the day of my assimilation.

After that, Kenjaku altered his strategy to focus on sealing

the Six Eyes instead of killing him,

and he began searching for the Prison Realm,

because there can't be two people with the Six Eyes at the same time.

Kenjaku's Objective

However, twelve years ago, something unpredictable happened.

Toji Zen'in intervened.

Unpredicted Event

Toji Zen'in Intervenes

He was physically gifted through a Heavenly Pact.

And he was unique among them

for being completely free from cursed energy.

Kenjaku's Objective

Since his Heavenly Pact placed him outside of fate,

Zen'in Toji Intervenes

he destroyed the fate connecting us.

Star Plasma Vessel's Death

Then a young man with power of Cursed Spirit Manipulation appeared.

Star Plasma Vessel's Death

Cursed Spirit Manipulation

Without even trying,

he now had all the necessary pieces other than the Prison Realm.

Then, six years ago,

the Prison Realm made its way into Kenjaku's hands, as well.

Prison Realm

The Culling Game

Then why is this Culling Game being hosted?

It's a warm-up before assimilation.

Mankind

Tengen

My assimilation with people other than the Star Plasma Vessel is possible,

Assimilation

but at the moment, there's a high probability

Incomplete

it will result in something incomplete.

The Culling Game

The Culling Game uses the cursed energy of the Players

and the boundaries formed between the Colonies

Mankind

Tengen

The Culling Game

in a ritual to send this nation's people to the other side.

Warm-Up

He probably plans to use that as a warm-up

Assimilation

Success

The Evolution of Mankind Throughout All Japan

to start their assimilation with me.

The Culling Game

Mankind

The Evolution of Mankind Throughout All Japan

Tengen

However, in order to establish that ritual,

The Culling Game

Kenjaku should have been forced to accept several pacts.

The Culling Game

Details

7: The Game Master must approve any additional rules requested under Rule 6 above, except when the Rule would significantly hinder the continuation of the Culling Game.

One of them is that Kenjaku cannot be the Game Master of the Culling Game himself.

7: The Game Master must approve any additional rules requested under Rule 6 above, except when

the Rule would significantly hinder the continuation of the Culling Game.

However, that still serves as a disadvantage to you all,

because it means that killing Kenjaku won't end the Culling Game.

Player

Either all of the Players must die,

Dead

Player

or the Players must all refuse to participate and die.

Refuse to Participate

Dead

7: The Game Master must

The Culling Game won't end until then.

The "continuation" mentioned in the Culling Game's rules

hinder the continuation

is insurance to prevent the ritual from being stopped.

In that case...

Yeah.

6: By spending 100 points, not counting the initial point value assigned to them, Players may negotiate with the Game Master to add an additional Rule to the Culling Game.

6: By spending 100 points, not counting the initial point value assigned to them, Players may negotiate with the Game Master to add an additional Rule to the Culling Game.

We'll need to participate in the Culling Game,

and add a rule that creates a way out of the game

By spending 100 points

add an additional Rule

for Tsumiki-san and those reluctant to participate.

We also need to free Gojo-sensei at the same time.

That man could resolve everything on his own.

Itadori's Friends' Objective

Create a Rule to Escape the Culling Game

Free Satoru Gojo

Tengen-sama.

Tell us.

First, please decide who will stay.

I will stay.

Yuji, you will absolutely need the help of Okkotsu or that woman.

Kamo Noritoshi...

If Kenjaku is coming after Tengen, that's all the more reason for me to stay.

Because slaying him will save my younger brothers.

I'm still not finished talking with Tengen.

Is that okay, Okkotsu-kun?

Yes!

I don't want to be separated from everyone anymore, either!

Thank you.

This...

is the "Back" of the Prison Realm

that you'll need in order to free Satoru Gojo.

Prison Realm Back

Back?!

First I've heard of it.

You mean like a back door?

That's right.

Before Kenjaku found it,

the Prison Realm was outside of my barriers.

Probably somewhere abroad.

Prison Realm

By keeping this Back sealed,

I concealed the presence of the Front,

Satoru Gojo

but it didn't work.

Prison Realm Back

Satoru Gojo is also sealed away within this back gate.

Huh?! Then if we open it...

No, the authority to open the gates rests with the owner of the Frontโ€”Kenjaku.

In order to break this one open,

Prison Realm Back

you need either the Inverted Spear of Heaven that can force

the cancellation of cursed techniques,

Inverted Spear of Heaven

or the Black Rope that can disrupt and cancel out the effects

Black Rope

of a cursed technique.

Inverted Spear of Heaven

However, twelve years ago,

Satoru Gojo either sealed the Inverted Spear of Heaven abroad or destroyed it.

Why'd you do that, Sensei?!

Black Rope

The Black Rope was also completely expended against Satoru Gojo last year.

What was that man thinking?!

Oh.

Miguel-san and I were searching Africa for more of that Black Rope.

So that's why you were abroad.

It was a complete waste of effort, though.

They said it's all gone.

They said it's all gone.

Huh?!

There's still some way, right?

Yes.

Among the Players participating in the Culling Game,

Prison Realm Back

Inverted Spear of Heaven

Black Rope

there's a sorcerer from 1,000 years ago who calls herself "Angel."

Angel

Angel

Her cursed technique can extinguish any other cursed technique.

Hana Kurusu

Episode 50 About the Culling Game

Satoru Gojo

Prison Realm

Prison Realm Back

Angel

Extinguish any cursed technique?

Yes.

The Angel's cursed technique can open the Back of the Prison Realm.

Do you know where she is right now?

She's in the Colony on the east side of Tokyo.

The Culling Game's barriers reject me,

so I don't have more information than that.

Let's start going over things from there.

There are ten Colonies across Japan.

They are linked by barriers designed to

ferry the people of Japan to the other side.

Crossing a river or other borderโ€”

Yasohachi Bridge's River

Other Side

Colonies' Barriers

acts that symbolize crossing to the afterlifeโ€”

carry important meaning in sorcery.

Oh, it's like with Yasohachi Bridge!

Is Hokkaido excluded because of the Jujutsu Society's barrier?

That's right.

That land is already established as a vast sacred ground.

That's "the challenging land" for you.

*"The Challenging Land" The catchphrase issued in '99 by the Hokkaido Government Office.

The Culling Game

Warm-Up

Assimilate Mankind With Tengen

The Evolution of Mankind Throughout All Japan

"Ferry them to the other side" may sound dramatic,

but everyone in Japan was cursed in preparation for the assimilation.

Warm-Up Complete

The Culling Game

How long will this ritual take to complete?

That depends on the Culling Game,

but it'll probably be over within two months.

1: After awakening their Cursed Technique, players must go to a Colony of their choice within 19 days and pledge their participation in the Culling Game.

1: After awakening their Cursed Technique, players must go to a Colony of their choice within 19 days and pledge their participation in the Culling Game.

It's currently 9 AM on November 9th.

The Players awakened as sorcerers around midnight on October 31st.

We have about ten days and fifteen hours before Tsumiki's forced to participate.

Remaining Time Until Tsumiki Must Enter the Culling Game

Remaining Time Until Tsumiki Must Enter the Culling Game

Obtain 100 points and add a rule allowing people to escape.

2: Players breaching the first rule shall be stripped of their technique.

Tengen-sama, you said earlier

2: Players breaching the first rule shall be stripped of their technique.

that people would die if they refused to participate.

stripped of their technique.

Yes.

Stripped of their technique?

That rule also applies to sorcerers joining in later, right?

Then the stripping isn't being done by Idle Transfiguration.

It says "stripped," not "prohibited from using," so it's not a pact, either.

That means it'll be doing something to the brain by force,

and it's better for the rules if being stripped means death, too.

Otherwise, everyone would refuse to participate.

It's just as Shoko-san anticipated,

but that also means there's no risk

to sorcerers without any cursed technique, like me.

And what'll happen to Panda?

Does he even have a brain?

3: Non-Players shall become Players upon entering a Colony, and their entry shall be taken as pledging to participate in the Culling Game.

What does this rule mean for the ordinary people who were in the Colony from the start?

3: Non-Players shall become Players upon entering a Colony, and their entry shall be taken

as pledging to participate in the Culling Game.

It means they're granted at least one chance to leave.

For real?

That's awfully generous.

There are no stipulations in the rules about leaving or entering Colonies.

They were probably aiming to stimulate the Culling Game by giving Players a clear,

upon entering

initial goal of leaving the Colony.

In order to keep the Players inside,

the premise that Players "entered of their own free will" is important.

The thing about adjusting the barrier strength that Ino-san mentioned?

4: Players will receive points upon ending the life of another Player.

4: Players will receive points upon ending the life of another Player.

ending the life

5: Points shall be designated based on the value that the Game Master gives their life, and fundamentally, a sorcerer will be worth 5 points while non-sorcerers will be worth 1 point.

5: Points shall be designated based on the value that the Game Master gives their life,

and fundamentally, a sorcerer will be worth 5 points while non-sorcerers will be worth 1 point.

Using "fundamentally" within a rule? Way to make things confusing.

fundamentally a sorcerer will be worth 5 points non-sorcerers will be worth 1 point.

Fushiguro?

Game Master

It's nothing.

Tengen-sama, who is this Game Master?

Game Master

Every individual Player is given a shikigami called "Kogane."

Kogane Not the Game Master

To be precise, Kogane isn't the Game Masterโ€”it's an interface.

It's best to think of the Culling Game system itself as the Game Master.

I see...

5: Points shall be designated based on the value that the Game Master gives their life,

and fundamentally, a sorcerer will be worth 5 points while non-sorcerers will be worth 1 point.

6: By spending 100 points, not counting the initial point value assigned to them, Players may negotiate with the Game Master to add an additional Rule to the Culling Game.

6: By spending 100 points, not counting the initial point value assigned to them,

Players may negotiate with the Game Master to add an additional Rule to the Culling Game.

"Add," huh?

100 points

So no eliminating any existing rules.

add an additional Rule

6: By spending 100 points, not counting the initial point value assigned to them,

Players may negotiate with the Game Master to add an additional Rule to the culling game.

We might be able to refute them in a roundabout way.

7: The Game Master must approve any additional rules requested under Rule 6 above, except when the Rule would significantly hinder the continuation of the Culling Game.

7: The Game Master must approve any additional rules requested under Rule 6 above, except when

the Rule would significantly hinder the continuation of the Culling Game.

Is this allowed?

Right?

It leans too heavily on their judgment.

7: The Game Master must approve any additional rules requested under Rule 6 above, except when

the Rule would significantly hinder the continuation of the culling game.

No, you should be able to expect a fair decision here.

They're already imposing such strong rules on the Players.

Jujutsu sorcery wouldn't allow them to favor Kenjaku any further.

8: Players who do not show a change in points within 19 days of joining or acquiring points shall be stripped of their technique.

8: Players who do not show a change in points within 19 days of

joining or acquiring points shall be stripped of their technique.

So I'll kill people again?

do not show

No, I have a few ideas.

a change

8: Players who do not show a change in points within 19 days of

joining or acquiring points shall be stripped of their technique.

The Culling Game

We've managed to organize our information for now.

That just leaves the roles for each of us.

Future Actions

Choso

Yuki Tsukumo

Yuki-san and Choso will remain here to guard Tengen-sama.

Guard Tengen

Maki Zen'in

I need to return to the Zen'in house and retrieve their cursed tools.

Retrieve Cursed Tools from the Zen'in Clan

Shortly after Satoru was sealed,

the Kamo and Zen'in Clans both took their cursed tools

out of Jujutsu High's forbidden vault, so it's empty.

However, Megumi's now the head of the Zen'in Clan.

Oh?!

I'll explain later.

Thanks to that, we're free to rummage through the Zen'in Clan's forbidden vault.

But before that, Tengen-sama...

Maki Zen'in

Retrieve Cursed Tools from the Zen'in Clan

I know.

Juzo Kumiya's atelier, right?

Juzo Kumiya's Atelier

Thank you.

Once I'm finished, I'll look for Panda

and help deal with the Culling Game.

And you, Yuta?

Maki Zen'in

Juzo Kumiya's Atelier

Retrieve Cursed Tools From the Zen'in Clan

Okkotsu

I'll enter a Colony and participate in the Culling Game right away.

Participate in the Culling Game

Meet Up With Panda

I'd like to gather as much information as possible

before Tsumiki-san and Fushiguro-kun

Participate in the Culling Game

participate in the Culling Game.

Thank you.

It'll mean acting on my own again,

but to prevent us from clashing with each other,

and to avoid running into her if something does happen to Tsumiki-san,

I'll stay away from the nearby Colonies.

The Colonies might cut off reception,

so I might be out of contact for a while...

If Sukuna does manage to take control again,

don't hesitate to kill me.

They're thinking that having Okkotsu near Itadori would keep Fushiguro safe, but it would be a more efficient use of their forces for Okkotsu to act alone.

Is this the time to worry about that?

It'll be fine.

If that happens, you can have him kill you after I die.

No, I'm trying to prevent that.

Senpai.

Megumi Fushiguro

Yuji Itadori

Yeah.

You two go to see Kinji like we planned.

Meet Up With Kinji Hakari

Kinji?

Kinji Hakari.

Kinji Hakari

The suspended third-year.

We're shorthanded right now.

Do whatever it takes to recruit him.

Is he strong?

He's a bit capricious,

but when he gets into it, he's stronger than me.

That's impossible.

Kenjaku's Objective (Road Map)

1 Year Ago Suguru Geto's Death

Obtained Cursed Spirit Manipulation

Absorbed Mahito

Obtained Idle Transfiguration

Turn Mankind Throughout All Japan Into Sorcerers With Idle Transfiguration

Insufficient Cursed Energy

12 Years Ago Toji Zen'in Intervenes

Amanai Riko Murdered

6 Years Ago Obtained Prison Realm

Assimilate

Star Plasma Vessel

Tengen

October 31st Satoru Gojo Sealed

Guard Fate

Six Eyes

Assimilation Failed

Tengen's Evolution

Becomes a Target for Cursed Spirit Manipulation

Assimilation With People Aside from the Star Plasma Vessel Becomes Possible

Goal: Warm-Up for Assimilation

Absorb Tengen With Cursed Spirit Manipulation

The Culling Game

Make Modern Sorcerers and Sorcerers Awakened or Incarnated Through Idle Transfiguration Fight

Assimilate Mankind With Tengen

The Evolution of Mankind Throughout All Japan

The Culling Game's Objective

Colony

Idle Transfiguration

Modern Sorcerers

Incarnated Sorcerers

Those Whose Cursed Techniques Awakened

Fight

The Culling Game: Rules

Stock Up Cursed Energy

Rule Forcing Them to Fight

Use Stocked-Up Cursed Energy

to Move the Barriers Designed to Ferry the People of Japan to the Other Side

10 Colonies Throughout Japan

Forced to Cross to the Other Side (= Cursed)

Warm-Up

Assimilate Mankind With Tengen

Itadori's Friends' Mission

1. Free Satoru Gojo

Tengen Possesses Open Prison Realm Back

Obtain Prison Realm

Kenjaku Possess

Can't Do Without the Front Gate

To Force It Open...

Inverted Spear of Heaven

Black Rope

Angel

Culling Game Player

Satoru Gojo Destroyed

Miguel and Okkotsu Failed to Find

Technique That Extinguishes All Cursed Techniques

In the Colony on the East Side of Tokyo

2. Rescue Tsumiki and Reluctant Players

Consume 100 Points (Per Rules 6 and 7) to Add a Rule

7. ~Add a Rule Allowing Escape from the Culling Game

Persuade Players With 100 Points and No Intention of Adding a Rule

Each Person's Actions

Maki

Go Retrieve Juzo Kumiya's Cursed Tools

Fushiguro Has Become the Head of the Zen'in Clan

Go to the Zen'in Clan's Forbidden Vault

Meet Up With Panda

Okkotsu

Go On Ahead Alone

Gather Information

Itadori Fushiguro

Recruit Help

Recruit Kinji Hakari

Tsukumo Choso

Guard Tengen

Participate in the Culling Game

Remain in the Tombs of the Star

Choso!

Thank you. You've been a big help.

Don't die out there.

Are you crying?

Shush.

Th-Thanks for tonight!

Takaba!

How long are ya gonna keep doin' that crap?!

Cut it out!

You're making me depressed, too!

Yeah.

How old are ya now?

Thirty-five!

Then give it up already.

Our industry's full o' late-bloomers who suddenly make it big for no good reason,

but none of 'em suddenly got funnier.

They were just funny people waiting to be discovered.

And that ain't the case for you!

Look what happened to Tokyo.

No one's gonna think ill of you.

Go do something you're actually suited for.

I never disliked your comedy, Takaba.

Ken-san?

Both you and him have the wrong idea.

There's still people who ain't funny that make it big.

You mean those with one stock gag?

Nah.

There are two types of comedians that manage to stay big.

Comedians who are always funny,

and comedians who can always delude themselves into believing they're funny.

Which one are you?

I'd say it's 50-50, but it's actually 70-30...

50-50...

I'd say it's 50-50,

Culling Game Player Fumihiko Takaba

but it's actually 70-30!

Mai, I'll get started.

Why did you come here?

Shall I bully you like I used to?

Then, please, you do it, Maki-san.

You are me, and I am you.

Make me happy I gave birth to you.

Absolutely ridiculous.

Destroy it all.

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