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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary Special (Spring 2015): "The Work Compilation of Famous Cartoonists" 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,170 Uncle, you've become elastic after you ate that Gomu-Gomu, right? 3 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:09,350 That skinny man is my friend! 4 00:00:09,350 --> 00:00:10,150 Stop following me! 5 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:13,190 We have zero existence! - Let's do this! 6 00:00:13,190 --> 00:00:15,900 We shouldn't live as a boring invisible man, let's evolve! 7 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:18,190 So please, don't let yourself possessed! 8 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:18,190 Jibaku: possessed/haunted, usually (but not limited to) by lingering ghosts. 9 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:20,190 Leader, what's happened? - Please, forgive me! 10 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:24,300 My face.. will be detached! 11 00:00:24,350 --> 00:00:27,300 My wife has become a spider.. 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:01:19,520 Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015): "The Work Compilation of Famous Cartoonists" 13 00:00:30,000 --> 00:01:19,520 This is only for personal use, subbed for educational purpose. Credit goes to Chia (JP-INA) and Scheiji-1412 (INA-ENG). Please don't use our softsubs without permission. 14 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:22,520 Good night, everyone! 15 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:32,530 It has been 25 years since the first episode aired on 19 April 1990.. 16 00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:39,750 Since that, there are so many absurd tales have been told. 17 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:50,550 After 25 years, more people get used to internet, phones, and robots. 18 00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:57,560 In the next 10 years, time machines and flying cars won't be just a dream. 19 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:08,570 A french novelist, Jules Verne had once said this: "Anything one man can imagine, other men can make real." 20 00:02:08,570 --> 00:02:15,570 Of course, that is an unimaginable world and people shouldn't imagine any of it. 21 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:31,530 People's mind can be both scary and intriguing. 22 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:43,530 To celebrate this show's 25 years anniversary, we present you 5 absurd tales from Mangaka's ideas. 23 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:43,530 Mangaka (漫画家) is the Japanese word for a comic artist or cartoonist. 24 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:55,550 This is the first stories.. 25 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:06,500 Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015) Story 1: "The Face" 26 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:06,050 This is only for personal use, subbed for educational purpose. Credit goes to Chia (JP-INA) and Scheiji-1412 (INA-ENG). Please don't use our softsubs without permission. 27 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:15,580 So, no one behind that man's mask? 28 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:18,580 Yes, none. 29 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:29,510 Was it like this? 30 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:31,510 Eh? 31 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,520 Mr. Oshou! 32 00:04:44,530 --> 00:04:51,530 Mr. Oshou's body was disappeared like smoke. 33 00:04:51,530 --> 00:05:00,530 And after that, the only thing that was left behind is a mysterious mask shaped like Mr. Oshou's face. 34 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:04,550 So, this is his face? 35 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:07,550 But, did it really happen? 36 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:10,550 That's impossible, right? 37 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:12,550 No, it's not impossible. 38 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:20,400 People said, this mask was originally made to keep the souls of those who wear it. 39 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,400 Souls...? 40 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:29,400 That's why this mask has been looking around for other souls that shared the same fate. 41 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:43,420 If you detach your mask, you may also disappear from this world. 42 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:45,420 No way! 43 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:50,430 Such creepy story can't be used for our individual report.. 44 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:54,430 But.. that is only a myth, right? 45 00:05:54,430 --> 00:05:58,430 Don't tell me.. you actually believe it? 46 00:05:58,430 --> 00:06:04,440 Well, the mask seems alive.. 47 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,450 Hey, what's happened? - Aki-chan? 48 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:13,450 My face.. My face.. 49 00:06:13,450 --> 00:06:17,450 My face is detached! 50 00:06:20,490 --> 00:06:23,490 Just kidding~ Are you surprised? 51 00:06:23,490 --> 00:06:25,490 No way.. 52 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:28,500 I thought you're serious! 53 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,500 I almost believe her.. 54 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,500 I was surprised! - You too, right? 55 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,510 To be honest, I don't believe it! 56 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,510 LIAR! 57 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,520 Well, it's true there's a lingering spirit on that mask. That's what I heard. 58 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,250 Eh? Stop it! Don't scare me, Dad! 59 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,530 Ew, that hurts! 60 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:03,530 That's only a myth.. - Yes, hello? 61 00:07:03,530 --> 00:07:05,530 Ok, wait a sec! 62 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:09,250 Miku, a call from Aki-chan. 63 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,540 Sorry for waiting, Aki-chan. What's up? 64 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:13,540 What should I do, Miku-chan? 65 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:17,480 My face.. is detached! 66 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,480 What? You're kidding! - No, I'm not.. 67 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,490 Today, in front of that shrine.. 68 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:28,490 "My face.. is detached!" 69 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:38,500 I'm sure I heard a sound of detached mask! 70 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:43,510 What should I do? At this rate, I will be disappeared soon. 71 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:45,510 I'll be disappeared! - Aki-chan? 72 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,520 Good morning! - Good morning! 73 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,520 Good morning! - Good morning! 74 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,520 Eh? Where is Aki-chan? 75 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,530 She hasn't come yet.. 76 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:14,540 Before we start, I want to tell you unpleasant news. 77 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:19,470 Your friend, Suenaga Aki-chan, moves to a different school. 78 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:25,480 Eh? Why does Aki-chan move suddenly? 79 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:29,480 I don't know her reason.. 80 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,480 Wel, now.. open your book! 81 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,500 Aki-chan! 82 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,500 She isn't here? 83 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:04,520 "What should I do? At this rate, I will be disappeared soon." 84 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,520 Does she really disappear? 85 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:59,510 What was that sound? 86 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,460 What is it, Miku? Not feeling good? 87 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:20,460 Eh? 88 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:22,460 Do you have fever? 89 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:25,470 Stop! 90 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:28,470 Ah, sorry.. But I'm okay! 91 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:30,470 I'll go now.. 92 00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:34,470 What's happened to her? 93 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,480 Did I mishear it? 94 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,480 But I'm sure I heard something.. 95 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,490 What's happened to my face? 96 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:51,490 Good morning, Okamoto-san! 97 00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:55,750 What's happened? Such a gloomy face.. 98 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,500 "Masaoka-kun called.." 99 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:04,510 "In that place, flowers sway on the edge of sea." 100 00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:06,510 What should I do? 101 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:09,510 Will I be disappeared like Aki-chan? 102 00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:13,510 Next, Okamoto-san! Please read the next section.. 103 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,520 Ok. 104 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:25,530 Miku-chan, are you okay? You look weird, since yesterday. 105 00:11:25,530 --> 00:11:28,530 Look out! 106 00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:35,530 Are you okay? - Miku-chan? 107 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:47,550 Nooo! 108 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:51,550 Nooo! 109 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,560 Miku-chan? 110 00:12:17,510 --> 00:12:22,520 No, I don't want to be disappeared! 111 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,520 I have a dream.. 112 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,520 There are so many things I want to do. 113 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,560 Sorry.. 114 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,520 Welcome! 115 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,520 Miku? 116 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:42,530 I beg you.. God, please help me! 117 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:46,530 Aku I don't want to be disappeared.. 118 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,550 I can't move.. 119 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:15,550 My voice can't reach out.. 120 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,550 Somebody.. help me! 121 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:35,570 I'm the mask maker. 122 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:41,570 Now, give it back to me! 123 00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:51,600 What's happened, Miku? 124 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,520 Miku, wake up! 125 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,520 Miku, look at Dad! What's happened? Just be calm.. 126 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,530 Mom.. Dad.. 127 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:03,530 Hm? 128 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:10,540 I.. won't be disappeared, right? 129 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,540 I.. won't ever be disappeared, right? 130 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:17,550 How stupid.. That thing won't happen to you! 131 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,550 Really? 132 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:24,550 You just had a bad dream.. 133 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:28,550 Miku will live longer than Mom. 134 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,530 So, where's your daughter? 135 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,530 She's sleeping upstairs. 136 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,530 What's happened to my daughter? 137 00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:14,540 Don't worry, leave it to me! 138 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,530 How is she? - Sorry.. 139 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,530 Is there anything unusual? 140 00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:22,540 Nothing's unusual, her face seems easily detached.. 141 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:27,540 Yesterday, there was a similar case around here. 142 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:35,550 Unfortunately, that girl was found in an unknown state, so she's thrown away. 143 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:41,560 In case of your daughter, she thought a lot of unnecessary things which makes me a bit worried. 144 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,560 Her mind became unstable because of that. 145 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,560 Android's otaku.. oh, sorry. 146 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:53,500 I mean, your daughter's computer brain.. works quite well. 147 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:58,510 For her sake, we have cleaned her memories. 148 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:02,510 Moreover, we fix her backbone and add her body's length. 149 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:04,510 We also change her face. 150 00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:10,520 Your daughter looks grow just like human's child. 151 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,520 About our child.. - Don't worry. 152 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,530 No problem left. 153 00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:27,530 Thank you very much! 154 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,550 Miku.. is cute, right? 155 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:43,550 Yup, her eyes look like yours. 156 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,560 It's already this time?! 157 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,490 I'll go now! 158 00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:54,500 Be careful! - Don't worry.. 159 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,500 Huft, who does she look alike? 160 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:02,500 Do you want more coffee? - Yes please, I do. 161 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:08,510 According to the reports, based on a field research conducted for 20 years, our birth rate has reached 0%. 162 00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:12,510 So, the rate will not grow? 163 00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:15,520 Yes, it won't. It seems that this is how our future will be. 164 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:23,520 Rumour said that robots will be operated as android children. 165 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,000 Miku-chan.. - Yup? 166 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,530 Don't you feel more mature? 167 00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:29,530 Eh? 168 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:33,530 You look prettier than before! 169 00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:36,540 Ah, really? 170 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:39,540 How dare you... Wait for my turn! 171 00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:48,550 Next holiday, how about you wear your favorite suit and go having a family dinner? 172 00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:52,490 Hmm, nice idea.. Let's go together! 173 00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:57,490 Because I have been too busy lately, I'll serve the best for my family! 174 00:19:57,490 --> 00:20:00,490 Serve the best for family.. 175 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,500 Serve for family.. 176 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:08,500 Serve family.. Serve fam.. 177 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,510 Ah, it's an old model afterall.. 178 00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:19,510 Breaking news today! 179 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:25,000 Polution's rate has reached 5.0 TM and there has been official warning to close your ventilation immediately. 180 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,520 This is bad! 181 00:20:54,500 --> 00:21:03,500 This is only for personal use, subbed for educational purpose. Credit goes to Chia (JP-INA) and Scheiji-1412 (INA-ENG). Please don't use our softsubs without permission. 182 00:20:54,500 --> 00:21:03,500 Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015) Story 2: "The Possessed People" 183 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:07,710 In a place where deaths have been a common thing, there are a lost of strong sense of pain and hatred. 184 00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:12,710 That's why, most people call this place is haunted. 185 00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:22,720 Then, why do people in this story look like they stuck on the ground and not be able to move like a statue? 186 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:46,740 Hey, you! 187 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:51,750 What are you doing there? 188 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:55,250 What are you doing? Do you hear me? 189 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,250 Leave me alone! 190 00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:00,690 You fool, don't mess with me! 191 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:11,700 Are you.. one of those people? 192 00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:43,730 Is that.. the man whom we saw in tv? 193 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,000 Don't get any closer! 194 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,740 Eh? Why? - Just don't! 195 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,500 Good afternoon.. 196 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:55,500 I am Asano, from "Aozora Kokoro" Agency. 197 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:07,300 "Aozora Kokoro" wants to help people who need help like you. Is there anything I can help? 198 00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:16,460 For now, you should be calm when you face your child. Afterall, your child is the one who'll get hurt the most. 199 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:19,460 Ok, thanks a lot! 200 00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:21,000 Ah, you're welcome.. 201 00:23:21,470 --> 00:23:24,470 Leader, where is Asano? 202 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:26,470 Oh, she is visiting the haunted people. 203 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:38,480 Jibaku-sha: People who get possessed/haunted, usually (but not limited to) by lingering ghosts. 204 00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:29,470 The haunted people? - People like this.. 205 00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:34,480 So that's how we call them, huh? 206 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,480 People who look stuck on the ground are always having the same posisition and not being able to move, right? 207 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,490 That's why netizen call them as 'haunted'. 208 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,490 Netizen: a portmanteau of the English words Internet and citizen, defined as a user of internet who's usually actively involved in online communities. 209 00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:48,490 The number of haunted people are increasing everywhere in Japan. 210 00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:51,500 Actually, why does it happen to them? 211 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,500 Until now, it's still a mystery. 212 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:57,440 Strange things happen, huh? - "In two weeks.." 213 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:03,440 Asano said that those people has some kind of problem in their hearts. 214 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,440 So, that's why she decided to visit them? 215 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:10,450 We should thank her for it. 216 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:19,460 But somehow, I feel something dangerous awaits her.. 217 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:24,460 That kid.. doesn't want to talk with me. 218 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:31,470 I think, this has something to do with a certain problem in his heart. 219 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,470 Problem in his heart? 220 00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:35,470 Yes.. 221 00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:39,480 Do you remember anything? 222 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,480 About that.. 223 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:52,490 Minoru-kun, in your heart.. is there anyone bothering you? 224 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:55,490 I want to help you.. Just leave me alone! 225 00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:57,430 Nothing should be talked.. 226 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:59,430 I don't want to talk with anyone! 227 00:24:59,430 --> 00:25:04,440 Minoru, is this.. about Ponta? 228 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,440 Ponta? 229 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,440 When he was in elementary school, he had a cute dog. 230 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,450 But it's died, even before a year. 231 00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:19,450 After that, he buried it under this tree. 232 00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:23,450 I don't remember anything about that dog. 233 00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:26,460 Minoru-kun, is it true? 234 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:30,460 You're stuck on this place, because you still remember Ponta? 235 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:36,000 The haunted people usually have strong bond with the place they're stuck. 236 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,470 That's why they stuck on it, right? 237 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,470 So, other people who get possessed.. also..? 238 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:50,480 Maybe, those haunted people's happy or sad memories.. are too strong. 239 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,480 I think, that's why it's hard for them to leave those places. 240 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,500 It means.. there are something left a deep mark in their life. 241 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:59,420 Right.. 242 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,430 Tomorrow, I'll ask them a few questions. 243 00:26:01,430 --> 00:26:03,430 Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu~ 244 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:09,430 Anyway, Asano-san has changed.. 245 00:26:09,430 --> 00:26:11,440 This is the result of your guidance, leader. 246 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:16,440 At first, I was a bad volunteer. 247 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,440 By the way, are you free tonight? 248 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,450 Eh? 249 00:26:21,450 --> 00:26:24,450 How about having a dinner with me? 250 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:26,450 Ok. 251 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:35,460 Excuse me.. 252 00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:40,460 Hello? What's happened? 253 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:45,470 Eh? Now? 254 00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:02,420 That's my daughter. She's cute, right? 255 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:05,420 Lately, we often meet each other, right? 256 00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:08,430 Really? 257 00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:10,430 Ah, sorry.. I want to smoke outside. 258 00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:12,430 Please~ 259 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,440 Where is it? 260 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,440 This is the last! 261 00:27:30,450 --> 00:27:32,450 I can't get a VIP room! 262 00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:38,460 You really don't want me to get a VIP room like your old man, huh? 263 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:40,460 Ah, there are apples here! Your grandpa sent it to me. 264 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:44,460 Just take it home! I can't eat it, anyway. 265 00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:48,470 Noriko.. you haven't got a boyfriend yet, huh? 266 00:27:48,470 --> 00:27:53,470 You should get one.. Marriage is fun, you know? 267 00:27:53,470 --> 00:27:57,410 And if it doesn't work, get divorced! 268 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:59,410 It'll be easier that way~ 269 00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:04,420 Thank to that side of you, people has been looking at me in a bad way! 270 00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:06,420 Again? That topic again? 271 00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:09,420 After that, Dad became a different person.. 272 00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:13,420 Suddenly, he became a stranger who often hit me. 273 00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:17,430 It's because he's your father, a man who couldn't do anything. 274 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:20,430 That's not my fault. 275 00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,430 No matter how you look at him, it's definitely your fault! 276 00:28:22,430 --> 00:28:25,440 It's because you cheated on him! 277 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,440 That's why you can't have a relationship with any man, huh? 278 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,440 You're so passive.. You can only complain! 279 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,450 But it isn't like you feel nothing, right? 280 00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:37,450 That's your fault! 281 00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:51,460 What's happened? 282 00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,460 Convulsions! Another convulsion.. 283 00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:55,470 We'll come immediately! 284 00:28:55,470 --> 00:29:01,410 Noriko, maybe you're right.. 285 00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:05,410 Eh? - This is a punishment for me. 286 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:09,410 I get the same disease like your father. 287 00:29:50,450 --> 00:29:53,460 Leader? 288 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:56,480 Asano-san? - Leader, what's happened? 289 00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:02,400 Looks like I also become one of them.. 290 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,400 No way! 291 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:10,410 Somehow, I'm here and I can't move at all. 292 00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:16,410 But, why are you here? 293 00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:22,420 This is.. my room. - Eh? 294 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:25,420 Don't you know it? - Ah.. 295 00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:27,420 Then.. 296 00:30:27,420 --> 00:30:30,430 Do you have any memory about this place? 297 00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:34,430 Before I live here, for example. 298 00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:36,430 I told you, right? 299 00:30:36,430 --> 00:30:39,440 People will be haunted if they have strong memory about a certain place. 300 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,440 I don't know! 301 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,440 I don't know anything about this room! 302 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:50,450 Sorry, I'm wrong.. 303 00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:53,450 I mean.. 304 00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:59,460 It's not about this room. It's about you. 305 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:04,460 Sorry, I confess to you in a time like this.. 306 00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:11,460 But I don't think that could make you get possessed easily. 307 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,480 Don't come any closer! You could be haunted.. 308 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,480 That's a myth. 309 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,480 We haven't proved whether it's a myth or not. 310 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,450 What will you do.. to him? 311 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:30,200 This thing should be moved, we're ordered to isolate it. 312 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,490 Isolate it? 313 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:34,490 This man isn't a thing! 314 00:31:34,490 --> 00:31:36,490 Even though he has become like this? 315 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,500 Let's go! 316 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:46,500 Wait a sec! 317 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:54,510 Please don't be a statue! 318 00:31:54,510 --> 00:31:56,480 I beg you.. I beg you.. - Minoru-kun! 319 00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,350 I understand your feeling about Ponta, your beloved dog.. 320 00:32:00,350 --> 00:32:03,350 But, Ponta doesn't want to see you like this! 321 00:32:03,350 --> 00:32:06,360 Shut up! 322 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,360 Don't bother me! 323 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,360 For Ponta's sake.. you shouldn't let yourself possessed like this! 324 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,370 So please, don't let yourself possessed! 325 00:32:15,370 --> 00:32:20,370 No, you're wrong! 326 00:32:20,370 --> 00:32:25,380 Ponta won't ever forgive me! 327 00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:27,380 Forgive? 328 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:29,380 Because.. 329 00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:36,380 I'm the one who killed Ponta! 330 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:44,400 That time, Ponta he was very annoying.. 331 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:51,400 So I punished him.. with a pile of mattress. 332 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:56,410 Ponta.. was killed by me! 333 00:32:56,410 --> 00:33:00,440 Forgive me! Please, forgive me.. 334 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:04,450 It's okay, Minoru.. Ponta must have forgiven you! 335 00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:09,450 Since you have been tortured like this, Ponta must have forgiven you! 336 00:33:09,450 --> 00:33:14,460 Is it possible that these haunted people aren't just having a strong memory? 337 00:33:28,470 --> 00:33:31,480 You were the kidnapper, right? 338 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,480 Is it the reason why you become like this? 339 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,480 Is he the man who stole money from you? 340 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,480 Yes, he is. 341 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,490 It's because his fault, he should be destroyed just like his factory. 342 00:33:42,490 --> 00:33:44,490 Even Dad has stucked on this place! 343 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,490 Hey! - Leave me alone! 344 00:33:46,490 --> 00:33:48,490 Forgive me, please.. 345 00:33:48,490 --> 00:33:50,490 This is his punishment. 346 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:59,440 These haunted people aren't stucked on the ground.. 347 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:05,440 They're haunted by guilty feelings inside their hearts. 348 00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:18,450 Welcome~ 349 00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:25,170 Excuse me.. - Hm? 350 00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:28,460 I want to ask about something. - What is it? 351 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,480 Leader.. 352 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:09,490 Those people are actually haunted by their own sins. 353 00:35:09,490 --> 00:35:12,490 All because of mistakes they did in their past and they hid it till now. 354 00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:17,490 Those guilty feelings are too strong and it tortures and makes them stucked like that. 355 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:25,510 I just asked something to this apartment's owner. 356 00:35:25,510 --> 00:35:39,520 Five years ago, there was a woman who was killed in this room and her killer was unknown. 357 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,520 That isn't your reason, right? 358 00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:51,460 Leader has become like this.. for another reason, right? 359 00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:57,470 Please tell me that I'm right. 360 00:35:59,470 --> 00:36:03,480 Asano-san.. 361 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:11,490 I was going to marry that woman. 362 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:17,490 But suddenly, she betrayed me. 363 00:36:19,490 --> 00:36:23,500 I couldn't forgive her.. 364 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:27,500 So, I killed her with my own hands. 365 00:36:32,510 --> 00:36:39,510 People always remember their own mistakes, deep inside their hearts. 366 00:36:46,450 --> 00:36:50,460 Even though it hurts, they would never forget it. 367 00:36:58,470 --> 00:37:08,470 And somehow, I see her in you. 368 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,490 Leader.. 369 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:43,500 "People always remember their own mistakes, deep inside their hearts." 370 00:37:46,450 --> 00:37:48,450 "This is a punishment for me." 371 00:37:48,450 --> 00:37:52,450 "I get the same disease like your father." 372 00:37:52,450 --> 00:37:54,450 Don't tell me.. 373 00:38:02,460 --> 00:38:04,460 Mom? 374 00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:09,470 Shocked? 375 00:38:09,470 --> 00:38:11,470 Just kidding~ 376 00:38:11,470 --> 00:38:13,470 Look! - Lately.. 377 00:38:13,470 --> 00:38:19,480 There are a lot of people who get possessed because they feel guilty for their past mistakes. 378 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:23,480 So they're haunted by their own mistakes, huh? 379 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,490 Relax.. 380 00:38:25,490 --> 00:38:28,490 Mom won't be like them. 381 00:38:30,490 --> 00:38:33,490 What do you mean? 382 00:38:33,490 --> 00:38:37,500 You don't feel any guilt, right? 383 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:41,500 Why should I feel guilty? 384 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,500 That man died because he was sick! 385 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:46,440 No, it was because you cheated on him! 386 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,440 Mom! 387 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:56,440 Noriko, quick.. call the nurse! 388 00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:08,460 Dad, this is an apple for you.. 389 00:39:13,470 --> 00:39:16,470 This is because of you, Noriko! 390 00:39:16,470 --> 00:39:20,470 Mom left you and I become like this! 391 00:39:20,470 --> 00:39:24,480 All of this because of you! You caused this! 392 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,480 Nori.. 393 00:39:35,490 --> 00:39:41,490 Noriko, quick.. call the nurse! 394 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,430 Call the nurse.. 395 00:40:00,450 --> 00:40:02,450 It's okay, Sir! 396 00:40:02,450 --> 00:40:05,450 Please be calm.. We're going to take off your clothes. 397 00:40:07,450 --> 00:40:15,460 Among all my sins, there is one I remember the most. 398 00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:32,480 So.. whatever the sin is, people always remember it all along their lives. 399 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,490 She can't be contacted. 400 00:40:40,490 --> 00:40:42,490 No matter how many times I've tried to call your daughter, she never answers mine. 401 00:40:42,490 --> 00:40:44,490 Oh.. 402 00:40:44,490 --> 00:40:55,440 No matter how deep inside we hid it, those sins always haunt us as long as we live in this world. 403 00:40:55,440 --> 00:41:00,440 And no matter how much we have repented it, it's always too late for us. 404 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:09,440 Because those sins can never be erased. 405 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:28,000 Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015) Story 3: "The Rubber Man" 406 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:28,000 This is only for personal use, subbed for educational purpose. Credit goes to Chia (JP-INA) and Scheiji-1412 (INA-ENG). Please don't use our softsubs without permission. 407 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,130 Adam and Eve ate a forbidden fruit. 408 00:41:32,130 --> 00:41:39,130 The angels knew that they ate it, and God became so angry and decided to force them out from heaven. 409 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:44,130 That was the first human's sin. 410 00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:52,150 And now, this story is about a man who eats a forbidden fruit. 411 00:41:52,150 --> 00:41:57,150 Because of it, what will happen to this man? 412 00:42:21,110 --> 00:42:24,110 Move aside! 413 00:42:24,110 --> 00:42:27,110 Ah, Kitou-san.. 414 00:42:27,110 --> 00:42:29,120 Get out of my way! 415 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,120 There are things that more important than our lives. 416 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,120 Stay out of my way.. and don't get in my way! 417 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,120 Kitou-san.. 418 00:42:42,130 --> 00:42:45,130 Ryuudou! - Boss! 419 00:42:59,150 --> 00:43:02,150 Kitou-san! 420 00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:08,150 I messed up, huh? 421 00:43:14,090 --> 00:43:17,100 Hey! - Yes? 422 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:19,100 When will I be healed? 423 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:21,100 When will I be able to go? 424 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:26,110 Oh, I haven't heard that from the doctor. 425 00:43:26,110 --> 00:43:29,110 Those guys.. could only shoot me from behind. 426 00:43:29,110 --> 00:43:31,110 Such cowards! 427 00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:36,120 Just look out, I'll pay them back after this! 428 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,120 Right? 429 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,120 Right. 430 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,120 How are you? 431 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:47,130 Oh, Inukai? Sorry about yesterday.. 432 00:43:47,130 --> 00:43:49,130 This is because you ignored my warning. 433 00:43:49,130 --> 00:43:51,130 It's your fault. 434 00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:53,130 Don't say such cruel words.. 435 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:57,140 This small thing shouldn't break our brotherhood, right? 436 00:43:57,140 --> 00:43:59,140 Just a little more, and our dreams will come true! 437 00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:02,140 We have finally reached this far.. 438 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,140 Do you remember? 439 00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:07,150 That day, we promised to reach the top.. 440 00:44:07,150 --> 00:44:09,150 But during that time, we didn't know anything at all. 441 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:11,150 We said it spontaneously. 442 00:44:11,150 --> 00:44:13,170 Just a mere words. 443 00:44:13,170 --> 00:44:16,090 But now, we're finally be able to realize it! 444 00:44:16,090 --> 00:44:20,090 Kitou-san.. all this 20 years, you made your best efforts. 445 00:44:20,090 --> 00:44:23,100 At the end, you need to take a rest. 446 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:27,100 Have a peaceful rest.. Our big boss said so. 447 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,100 Big boss? 448 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,100 Thanks a lot! 449 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:33,110 I'm glad to hear that. 450 00:44:33,610 --> 00:44:35,510 After this, Ryuudou Group won't underestimate us! 451 00:44:35,510 --> 00:44:38,110 But, Yakuza is also a bussiness! 452 00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:40,110 Huh? 453 00:44:40,110 --> 00:44:44,120 There will be a big clash if we bother Ryuudou Group again. 454 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,120 As you know, our financial has been down lately. 455 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,120 We wouldn't be allowed to waste money on that fight. 456 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,120 Do you understand? 457 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,130 So, you're just gonna forget what they did? 458 00:44:54,130 --> 00:44:59,130 Then, what is justice? This isn't about cool or not. This is about surviving! 459 00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:01,130 Huh? 460 00:45:01,130 --> 00:45:05,140 You've changed, huh.. 461 00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:07,140 Shouldn't a real man be able to fight with his own hands? 462 00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:09,140 If you couldn't do that, be a salaryman instead! 463 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:13,110 That's the old way. You're so outdated! 464 00:45:13,110 --> 00:45:15,980 Outdated? 465 00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:19,000 Yes, you are. 466 00:45:19,990 --> 00:45:25,990 If you care with our group's future, you should rest longer in here. 467 00:45:27,990 --> 00:45:29,990 Hey, Inukai! 468 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000 Rest longer? 469 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000 Did he mean that I shouldn't go home? 470 00:45:43,010 --> 00:45:47,010 Acting like a sly man isn't part of bussiness, Inukai.. 471 00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:51,020 Just wait, I'll pay them back soon! 472 00:46:05,030 --> 00:46:07,030 How bitter! 473 00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:09,030 What is this? 474 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,080 Outdated, huh? 475 00:46:26,090 --> 00:46:28,090 F*ck! 476 00:46:28,090 --> 00:46:30,090 Can't hold it anymore.. 477 00:46:30,090 --> 00:46:33,090 That fruit must have caused this! 478 00:46:46,110 --> 00:46:50,110 You should be careful when you explain it to Kitou-san. 479 00:46:50,110 --> 00:46:54,110 It's impossible for me.. He's a yakuza, right? 480 00:46:54,110 --> 00:46:57,120 You should do your best for his rehabilitation.. 481 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,120 "Please help me again, tomorrow!" he said. 482 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,120 It's sad to see him having such high hopes.. 483 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,120 Especially when in fact, he won't be able to walk normally again. 484 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,130 That's because a permanent damage on his backbone, right? 485 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:34,090 I have climbed up.. always climbed up.. 486 00:47:34,090 --> 00:47:36,090 I have climbed up until I reach this point. 487 00:47:38,090 --> 00:47:40,090 "You're so outdated!" 488 00:47:42,090 --> 00:47:44,090 Don't underestimate me! 489 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:50,100 "Outdated!" 490 00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:53,110 "You should rest longer in here!" 491 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:07,120 I'm the Boss of Daiootori Group, who can even stop a child's cry. 492 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:11,120 If I'm like this, I have no reason to live. 493 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,120 I should end my life in honor. 494 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,080 Coool~ 495 00:48:41,090 --> 00:48:44,090 What was it? What's happened? 496 00:48:44,090 --> 00:48:47,090 Wow, cool.. just like Luffy! 497 00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:49,100 I also want to eat Gomu Gomu! 498 00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:52,100 Cool~ I also want to be elastic! 499 00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:55,100 Hey, don't touch me! 500 00:48:55,100 --> 00:49:01,110 My body.. My body.. How could this happen?! 501 00:49:01,110 --> 00:49:04,110 Don't worry, we'll examine it.. 502 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,050 Rubber? 503 00:49:15,050 --> 00:49:18,060 Huh? - There is rubber inside your body. 504 00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:20,060 Huh?! 505 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:25,060 Up until now, I haven't found any similar case. 506 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,080 Now.. it's your turn, Inukai. 507 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:43,080 Now you're in charge, replacing Kitou. 508 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:48,090 As you know, he can't walk normally.. So, he can no longer be their boss. 509 00:49:48,090 --> 00:49:51,090 Now, let's drink! 510 00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:04,100 Here he is, the third generation boss of Daiotoori Group! 511 00:50:09,110 --> 00:50:11,110 Ah, it's me. 512 00:50:11,110 --> 00:50:16,050 I have thought about your words. 513 00:50:16,050 --> 00:50:22,050 But still, I don't agree with you. 514 00:50:22,050 --> 00:50:24,060 That's all, the courtesy from an outdated man. 515 00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:27,060 You way want to laugh at me.. 516 00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:33,070 But I am not outdated, I am unique. 517 00:50:33,070 --> 00:50:36,070 Send my greeting to Mr. Takakura Ken. 518 00:50:36,070 --> 00:50:38,070 I have become healthier. 519 00:50:38,070 --> 00:50:40,070 Tomorrow, I'll go there. 520 00:50:40,070 --> 00:50:42,070 Huh? 521 00:50:42,070 --> 00:50:45,080 I'll live my second life. 522 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,080 Tell this to our big boss, "Please give me your guidance!" 523 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,090 Who? 524 00:50:53,090 --> 00:50:57,090 Tomorrow, Kitou will be back. 525 00:50:57,090 --> 00:51:01,090 He said, he wants to live his second life. 526 00:51:01,090 --> 00:51:03,090 What? 527 00:51:15,110 --> 00:51:19,110 Yes? - Kitou-san.. 528 00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:22,110 Time for bath~ 529 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:36,130 I have prepared.. your towel. 530 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:51,140 You're so cute.. 531 00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:54,150 I'm a bit surprised. 532 00:51:54,150 --> 00:51:56,150 Really? 533 00:51:56,150 --> 00:51:58,150 I'm so happy.. 534 00:51:58,150 --> 00:52:03,150 How if I make you more surprised? 535 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,180 Why.. are you still okay? 536 00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:16,180 Shit! I failed. 537 00:52:28,110 --> 00:52:33,120 Miss, who gave you this order? 538 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,120 Monster.. - Answer me! 539 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:39,120 It's an order.. from the boss.. 540 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:43,120 Boss? - Inukai.. 541 00:52:49,130 --> 00:52:54,140 Inukai is your boss?! 542 00:52:54,140 --> 00:53:04,150 Don't tell me.. that he was the one who shot me that day?! 543 00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:26,100 Finally! 544 00:53:28,110 --> 00:53:31,110 Yo! 545 00:53:31,110 --> 00:53:33,110 What the heck are you? 546 00:53:33,110 --> 00:53:37,110 I'm Luffy, a man who wants to be a pirate's king! 547 00:53:39,540 --> 00:53:43,540 I'm Luffy, a man who wants to be a pirate's king! 548 00:53:45,540 --> 00:53:47,550 What? 549 00:53:47,550 --> 00:53:50,550 Where did you come from? 550 00:53:52,550 --> 00:53:55,550 Elastic~ So elastic! 551 00:53:55,550 --> 00:53:58,560 Uncle, you're so interesting! 552 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,560 Stop it! Fool! 553 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,560 Uncle, did you eat Gomu-Gomu? 554 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,570 Rubbish day? - Gomu-Gomu is a fruit! 555 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,570 ごみの日 = Gomi no Hi = Rubbish/Garbage Day 556 00:54:06,570 --> 00:54:10,570 In my world, it's a forbidden fruit. 557 00:54:10,570 --> 00:54:14,570 It's a fruit that could give us great power. 558 00:54:14,570 --> 00:54:20,250 I heard there's a human who also turns into a rubber man, so I come here to visit. 559 00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:22,580 Are you also a pirate? 560 00:54:22,580 --> 00:54:25,580 I am an unwanted yakuza. 561 00:54:25,580 --> 00:54:27,590 Yakuza? Is it delicious? Is it.. 562 00:54:27,590 --> 00:54:30,590 Are you mocking me? 563 00:54:30,590 --> 00:54:35,590 Yakuza is a term to describe a man who lives in a cool way. 564 00:54:35,590 --> 00:54:41,530 Runs in the edge of life, and decides to live, even if it's hard for him. 565 00:54:41,530 --> 00:54:44,540 Eh? In the edge? Life is hard? 566 00:54:48,540 --> 00:54:51,540 You should die, Kitou! 567 00:54:53,550 --> 00:54:55,550 You have the same power! 568 00:54:57,550 --> 00:54:59,550 Are you also Inukai's crew?! 569 00:54:59,550 --> 00:55:01,550 Answer me! 570 00:55:01,550 --> 00:55:03,560 Where is Inukai? 571 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:08,560 Boss.. is going to have a bussiness transaction in.. the 7th warehouse. 572 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,560 The 7th Warehouse, huh? 573 00:55:17,570 --> 00:55:20,570 Eh, I can walk? 574 00:55:20,570 --> 00:55:25,580 It's because of Gomu-Gomu! 575 00:55:25,580 --> 00:55:27,580 Say it earlier! 576 00:55:33,590 --> 00:55:35,590 WOW! 577 00:55:35,590 --> 00:55:39,610 Wow, it's sparkling! What kind of island is this? 578 00:55:39,610 --> 00:55:42,530 What a beautiful scenery! 579 00:55:42,530 --> 00:55:46,530 Pretty~ 580 00:55:46,530 --> 00:55:51,540 20 years ago, I also said the same thing. 581 00:55:51,540 --> 00:55:56,540 I saw this scenery with fiery eyes. 582 00:55:56,540 --> 00:55:58,540 Even if it's hard, I want to live in a cool way. 583 00:55:58,540 --> 00:56:01,550 From here, I want to own the world! 584 00:56:01,550 --> 00:56:03,550 That's what we said, that day. 585 00:56:06,550 --> 00:56:09,550 But.. I couldn't go back in times. 586 00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,560 My way of life has been outdated. 587 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,570 And now, my only family has betrayed and even hurted me. 588 00:56:20,570 --> 00:56:24,570 This is because I live egoistically, I didn't care with other people. 589 00:56:24,570 --> 00:56:26,570 It makes him betrayed me. 590 00:56:26,570 --> 00:56:29,570 I am the one who broke our brotherhood. 591 00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:37,580 People who have the same dream.. are precious friends! 592 00:56:37,580 --> 00:56:40,520 You should fix that! 593 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:45,520 In my world, if we have broken our promise.. 594 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,530 Nah, I don't understand that complicated explanation. 595 00:56:47,530 --> 00:56:53,530 But if I still want to be with someone, I always decide to believe in him. 596 00:56:53,530 --> 00:56:56,530 I belive in my friends! 597 00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:04,540 Real life is more complicated than that! 598 00:57:04,540 --> 00:57:06,540 Stop following me! 599 00:57:09,550 --> 00:57:13,550 That's because you're only an anime's hero! 600 00:57:40,510 --> 00:57:42,510 Kitou.. 601 00:57:42,510 --> 00:57:50,520 Have you forgotten our brotherhood? 602 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,530 Was tonight's sake delicious, Inukai..? 603 00:57:53,530 --> 00:57:58,530 Oh, no.. I mean, third generation boss! 604 00:57:58,530 --> 00:58:01,530 How can you walk properly? 605 00:58:01,530 --> 00:58:04,540 God helps me. 606 00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:08,540 First, let me explain.. 607 00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:13,550 If this is your achievement, I want to celebrate it sincerely. 608 00:58:13,550 --> 00:58:15,550 But I don't agree with you. 609 00:58:15,550 --> 00:58:21,550 You are the one who shot me that day, right? 610 00:58:21,550 --> 00:58:23,560 Me? What are you talking about? 611 00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:27,560 You want me to die and you ordered your crews to kill me in the hospital.. 612 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:33,570 Our brotherhood was stronger than blood, but you have chosen to betray me. 613 00:58:33,570 --> 00:58:37,570 Of course, you may have planned it since long. 614 00:58:37,570 --> 00:58:41,510 Filling an empty position is needed, you know! 615 00:58:41,510 --> 00:58:43,510 I won't forgive you! 616 00:58:45,510 --> 00:58:48,510 I thought we're brothers, you're precious to me. 617 00:58:48,510 --> 00:58:50,520 But that's what a dog usually do to its owner. 618 00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:52,520 Who is your dog?! 619 00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,520 You've always underestimated me! 620 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,520 You ignore people's advices. 621 00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:02,530 You're so selfish! Do you realize it? 622 00:59:02,530 --> 00:59:04,530 Hey, you guys! 623 00:59:04,530 --> 00:59:07,530 Yes, boss! 624 00:59:07,530 --> 00:59:10,540 Fight between two men should be done once. 625 00:59:10,540 --> 00:59:15,540 Whether you'll fight me or not, the winner will be decided tonight. 626 00:59:15,540 --> 00:59:18,540 Are you a coward? 627 00:59:23,550 --> 00:59:25,550 Monster.. 628 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,560 That.. Mo.. Monster.. 629 00:59:51,510 --> 00:59:53,510 Don't interfere! 630 01:00:08,530 --> 01:00:14,530 You know how I fight, right? 631 01:00:14,530 --> 01:00:19,530 The winner is the one who doesn't die. 632 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:23,540 Are you ready? 633 01:00:34,550 --> 01:00:38,560 What a beautiful scenery! 634 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,490 Even if it's hard, we should live in a cool way! 635 01:00:41,490 --> 01:00:46,500 Yosh, let's own the world! 636 01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:49,500 I belive in my friends! 637 01:00:58,510 --> 01:01:00,510 Let's stop this.. 638 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:05,520 Kitou? 639 01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,520 My behaviour changes because of him. 640 01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:17,530 Don't be a boring man, Kitou! 641 01:01:17,530 --> 01:01:19,530 Big.. boss? 642 01:01:19,530 --> 01:01:24,540 I thought my restructuring plan will go well, after all those things. 643 01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:27,540 Well, let's change plan! 644 01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:31,540 Before you die, I want to tell you something. 645 01:01:31,540 --> 01:01:34,550 We have peace with Ryuuou Group.. 646 01:01:34,550 --> 01:01:44,490 ..and the one who shot you was me. 647 01:01:44,490 --> 01:01:46,490 What? 648 01:01:46,490 --> 01:01:49,490 I always hate your talks about humanity. 649 01:01:49,490 --> 01:01:53,500 You'll be dead soon, and I have nothing to do with it. 650 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:56,500 Also, I don't need that 'Inukai' anymore. 651 01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:59,500 You also want to kill Inukai? 652 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:01,510 Son of a bitch! 653 01:02:01,510 --> 01:02:06,510 Let's see how these two friends dying together! 654 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,520 Yo~ 655 01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:17,520 This is not the end! 656 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:21,530 What is.. he? - You.. 657 01:02:23,530 --> 01:02:25,530 Yo! 658 01:02:29,530 --> 01:02:35,540 That skinny man is my friend! 659 01:02:35,540 --> 01:02:38,540 Friend? What does he mean? 660 01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:44,480 Well, as you have become friends.. At once, I will send all of you to hell! 661 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,480 Gear Third! 662 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,480 Gear Third (ギア･サード Gia Sādo?) is where Luffy pumps air through his bones to make them literally gigantic. 663 01:02:50,490 --> 01:02:59,500 Feel this hand's elasticity! 664 01:03:07,510 --> 01:03:09,510 Run! 665 01:03:11,510 --> 01:03:13,510 That was close.. 666 01:03:36,530 --> 01:03:45,540 Inukai, sorry I was suspecting you. 667 01:03:47,550 --> 01:03:53,550 Me too, I was wrong to leave you to become Daiootori's boss. 668 01:03:53,550 --> 01:03:55,550 We're even. 669 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:09,560 Inukai, once more.. even if it's hard, will you accompany me to live in a cool way? 670 01:04:12,570 --> 01:04:14,570 Like the old times.. 671 01:04:27,590 --> 01:04:29,590 Hehe~ 672 01:04:29,590 --> 01:04:37,600 The 'Thousand Sunny Go' is the second and current ship of the Straw Hat Pirates, built after the Going Merry was destroyed. 673 01:04:29,590 --> 01:04:33,590 Wow, 'Thousand Sunny Go' is coming! 674 01:04:33,590 --> 01:04:37,600 Eh? Thousand Sunny? 675 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:41,530 Luffy, finally I found you! So, you have been in this place? 676 01:04:41,530 --> 01:04:45,540 Looks like my friends have come to pick me up. 677 01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:47,540 Goodbye, uncle~ 678 01:04:50,540 --> 01:04:53,550 Uncle, don't you want to be pirates? 679 01:04:53,550 --> 01:04:57,550 Next time, come visit our sea! 680 01:04:57,550 --> 01:04:59,550 Ok! 681 01:04:59,550 --> 01:05:02,550 Hey, guys! 682 01:05:02,550 --> 01:05:05,560 Here! I'm here! 683 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,560 Let's go home! Everyone, I'm here! 684 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,560 He has been so noisy till the end, huh? 685 01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:13,570 Zoro~ It's me.. It's me! 686 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:51,090 Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015) Story 4: "The House of Insects" 687 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:51,090 This is only for personal use, subbed for educational purpose. Credit goes to Chia (JP-INA) and Scheiji-1412 (INA-ENG). Please don't use our softsubs without permission. 688 01:05:32,150 --> 01:05:36,070 "Human can be anything." 689 01:05:36,070 --> 01:05:42,080 There have been a lot of myths and legends being told for generations. 690 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:46,080 Some had become flowers, birds, werewolves, even vampires.. 691 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:51,090 ..or maybe, creatures of your own imagination. 692 01:05:51,090 --> 01:06:01,090 But what if, one day, your wife becomes an insect? 693 01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:09,600 Why didn't you tell me before? 694 01:06:12,610 --> 01:06:17,610 If you already have a wife, then..our relationship.. will end? 695 01:06:17,610 --> 01:06:22,620 Of course not, I love you. 696 01:06:22,620 --> 01:06:24,620 That's why I told you the truth. 697 01:06:24,620 --> 01:06:30,620 I won't back off from your wife! 698 01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:35,560 How is.. your wife? 699 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:42,570 My wife.. isn't a human anymore. 700 01:06:51,580 --> 01:06:55,580 This is where you and your wife live, right? 701 01:06:55,580 --> 01:06:57,590 How should I say it.. 702 01:06:57,590 --> 01:07:00,590 It's not like we're 'living' together. 703 01:07:00,590 --> 01:07:03,590 Even the term 'living under the same roof' isn't quite right.. 704 01:07:03,590 --> 01:07:09,600 But we couldn't say she's dead. 705 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:11,600 What do you mean? 706 01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:16,600 Nice living room.. 707 01:07:21,610 --> 01:07:24,610 Is she your wife? 708 01:07:26,610 --> 01:07:29,620 She's beautiful.. 709 01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:33,550 Why don't you make this room brighter? 710 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,560 My wife doesn't like it anymore. 711 01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,560 Eh? 712 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:42,560 She was so kind and beautiful. 713 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,570 ...was? 714 01:07:45,570 --> 01:07:50,570 I loved her sincerely. 715 01:07:50,570 --> 01:07:52,570 Pretty~ 716 01:07:52,570 --> 01:07:56,580 This luxurious sapphire suits you. 717 01:07:56,580 --> 01:08:00,580 But last week, you just gave me a present. 718 01:08:04,590 --> 01:08:07,590 I always granted her wishes. 719 01:08:07,590 --> 01:08:09,590 You're mine. 720 01:08:09,590 --> 01:08:15,000 I treasure my wife more than anything in this world. 721 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:18,600 But.. 722 01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:22,600 What's happened? Don't you want to eat it? 723 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:27,610 Is it too boring for you.. having a dinner with me? 724 01:08:27,610 --> 01:08:32,630 No, it's not.. 725 01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:35,550 At first, there was only few small signs. 726 01:08:35,550 --> 01:08:41,560 But deep inside her heart, she wanted a divorce. 727 01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:51,570 Her eyes and expression indicated that she had another man. 728 01:08:51,570 --> 01:08:59,000 That day, like always, I came home to meet my precious wife. 729 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,580 Ruiko, I'm home! 730 01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:03,580 Ruiko? 731 01:09:09,580 --> 01:09:11,580 Ruiko.. 732 01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:23,590 Honey, this isn't.. 733 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,600 Here. 734 01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:42,550 There's something on my hair.. 735 01:09:42,550 --> 01:09:44,550 What is this? 736 01:09:44,550 --> 01:09:49,550 Let me introduce you.. This is my wife, Ruiko. 737 01:09:58,570 --> 01:10:03,570 Ah, that's your wife? 738 01:10:05,570 --> 01:10:11,580 AS you see, my wife isn't a human anymore. 739 01:10:11,580 --> 01:10:13,580 She has become an insect. 740 01:10:13,580 --> 01:10:18,580 My wife has become a spider.. 741 01:10:27,590 --> 01:10:29,600 Oh, time's up.. 742 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,600 Excuse me for a sec. 743 01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,540 Wait, you want to leave me here? 744 01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:39,540 Don't worry, she can do nothing. 745 01:11:10,570 --> 01:11:14,580 At first, this house was full of love. 746 01:11:14,580 --> 01:11:18,580 But now, it feels more like a prison. 747 01:11:18,580 --> 01:11:20,580 Pretty~ 748 01:11:20,580 --> 01:11:23,580 This luxurious sapphire suits you. 749 01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:27,580 But last week, you just gave me a present.. 750 01:11:29,590 --> 01:11:35,530 My husband always gives me present. 751 01:11:35,530 --> 01:11:39,530 But it's actually a form of distorted love. 752 01:11:39,530 --> 01:11:42,530 Now, I know it. 753 01:11:44,540 --> 01:11:48,540 My husband is a man full of jealousy. 754 01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:50,540 Shut up! 755 01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:54,550 Why couldn't you understand my feelings?! 756 01:11:54,550 --> 01:11:56,550 Why?! 757 01:11:56,550 --> 01:11:59,550 My husband often tortures me. 758 01:11:59,550 --> 01:12:01,560 Why?! 759 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:04,560 Sorry, I was scolding you like that. 760 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:09,560 But that's because I love you. 761 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:12,570 However, I should endure it. 762 01:12:12,570 --> 01:12:16,570 ..because I love my husband. 763 01:12:16,570 --> 01:12:19,570 That's why, I keep enduring it. 764 01:12:19,570 --> 01:12:21,570 Endure it.. 765 01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:30,580 But one day, I felt a severe headache and I really wanted to go to hospital. 766 01:12:41,530 --> 01:12:44,530 Help! 767 01:12:44,530 --> 01:12:47,530 Help! Somebody, please let me out of here! 768 01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:50,540 I couldn't endure it.. 769 01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:53,540 I should do something. 770 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:55,540 Whatever it is. 771 01:12:57,540 --> 01:13:01,550 So.. I asked my cousin, Naoya. 772 01:13:01,550 --> 01:13:04,550 He's the only person I could ask. 773 01:13:04,550 --> 01:13:09,560 That's crazy! It's abnormal! 774 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:11,560 But that's the way he loves me. 775 01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:15,560 How could you say that, Ruiko?! 776 01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:19,560 However, it'll be dangerous for you to stay here. 777 01:13:21,570 --> 01:13:23,570 Ruiko.. 778 01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:37,520 Honey, this isn't.. 779 01:13:47,530 --> 01:13:51,530 Ruiko! 780 01:14:04,550 --> 01:14:10,550 He's coming.. He's coming… 781 01:14:31,570 --> 01:14:39,510 I also want to be a butterfly.. I want to be a butterfly. 782 01:14:39,510 --> 01:14:54,530 I want to be a butterfly.. 783 01:14:54,530 --> 01:14:57,530 I prayed so hard.. 784 01:14:57,530 --> 01:14:59,530 And finally, I become.. 785 01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:05,540 Ruiko! 786 01:15:05,540 --> 01:15:08,540 You won't be able to runaway! 787 01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:34,570 I become.. a butterfly. 788 01:15:34,570 --> 01:15:37,570 Sorry, for making you wait. 789 01:15:37,570 --> 01:15:40,570 What's happened? 790 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:42,570 Ah, nothing. 791 01:15:44,580 --> 01:15:49,580 Don't.. do this in front of your wife! 792 01:15:49,580 --> 01:15:54,590 Don't worry, she's not a human anymore. 793 01:15:54,590 --> 01:15:56,590 She's a spider. 794 01:15:56,590 --> 01:16:00,590 Insect can't understand human's words. 795 01:16:13,430 --> 01:16:17,930 To avoid me, my wife became an insect. 796 01:16:17,930 --> 01:16:20,930 Maybe, it's a form of her regrets. 797 01:16:20,930 --> 01:16:26,940 So, I make an adjustment. 798 01:16:26,940 --> 01:16:34,950 Maybe.. as long as i don't banish her from this world, she'll forever be an insect. 799 01:16:34,950 --> 01:16:38,950 And of course, as long as she feels guilty towards me. 800 01:16:38,950 --> 01:16:45,960 As long as it goes.. she is still a spider, that has been waiting to catch her bait. 801 01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:47,960 Bait? 802 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:50,970 Flies and mosquitos. - Eh? 803 01:16:50,970 --> 01:16:55,970 Of course, she's not only eating flies and mosquitos. 804 01:16:55,970 --> 01:16:58,970 There's no use to eat those insects. 805 01:16:58,970 --> 01:17:02,980 So, sometimes I feed her milk or bread. 806 01:17:02,980 --> 01:17:09,980 But, my wife think of it as flies and mosquitos she caught. 807 01:17:09,980 --> 01:17:13,920 I didn't blame her at all. 808 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:19,930 But even if I say it to her, she couldn't understand me. 809 01:17:19,930 --> 01:17:23,930 That's because she has become a spider. 810 01:17:25,930 --> 01:17:30,940 I'll get another bottle of wine. You haven't drunk yet, right? 811 01:17:30,940 --> 01:17:33,940 Hm. 812 01:17:46,950 --> 01:17:49,950 I have become a butterfly. 813 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:57,970 My husband is still looking for me. 814 01:17:57,970 --> 01:18:02,970 Then, he has another woman. 815 01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:10,980 But I know, my husband would never stop looking for me. 816 01:18:12,410 --> 01:18:16,420 He doesn't want to believe that I have become a butterfly. 817 01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:23,430 That's why I become a spider here, to make him forget me as a human. 818 01:18:24,430 --> 01:18:27,430 What do you read? 819 01:18:27,430 --> 01:18:30,430 Eh, it's nothing.. 820 01:18:30,430 --> 01:18:33,430 Didn't you want to get a bottle of wine? 821 01:18:33,430 --> 01:18:38,440 Actually, I have a gift for you. 822 01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:41,440 Pretty~ You're mine.. 823 01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:43,440 Stop! 824 01:18:50,450 --> 01:18:53,450 This.. 825 01:18:53,450 --> 01:18:57,460 Where did you find it? Tell me! 826 01:18:57,460 --> 01:19:00,460 Liar! 827 01:19:00,460 --> 01:19:03,460 What you did to your wife is not love! 828 01:19:03,460 --> 01:19:08,460 Because of you, your wife has become a spider! 829 01:19:10,470 --> 01:19:12,490 No! 830 01:19:12,490 --> 01:19:15,410 No.. No.. You're wrong! 831 01:19:19,410 --> 01:19:21,410 What was that sound? 832 01:19:23,420 --> 01:19:26,420 It's from the upstairs. Maybe, your wife is.. 833 01:19:26,420 --> 01:19:28,420 How stupid! - But, I'm sure.. 834 01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:31,430 Right? 835 01:19:36,430 --> 01:19:39,430 It's coming down from upstairs.. 836 01:19:39,430 --> 01:19:43,440 It's coming down! - Impossible! 837 01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:45,440 Your wife! 838 01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:49,440 She is angry and jealous to me! 839 01:19:49,440 --> 01:19:52,450 It's impossible! 840 01:19:52,450 --> 01:19:57,450 Woman who has become a spider doesn't have feelings anymore. 841 01:19:57,450 --> 01:20:00,450 Hiroichi-san! 842 01:20:00,450 --> 01:20:03,460 Maybe, it's just a stray cat. 843 01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:05,460 Just wait here! 844 01:20:29,420 --> 01:20:32,420 Spider! There's a spider coming down! 845 01:20:32,420 --> 01:20:36,420 Your wife? - No! It's a spider! 846 01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:40,430 My wife has become a spider! - What do you mean? 847 01:20:40,430 --> 01:20:42,430 Don't! Don't open it! 848 01:20:59,450 --> 01:21:01,450 He's Naoya. 849 01:21:13,390 --> 01:21:20,400 Do you want to know what's happened that day? 850 01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:24,400 Ruiko! 851 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:27,410 Let me go! - Ruiko, run! 852 01:21:27,410 --> 01:21:30,410 Let me go! 853 01:21:30,410 --> 01:21:34,410 Let me go! Don't run away, Ruiko! 854 01:21:46,430 --> 01:21:48,430 I ran as fast as I could.. 855 01:21:48,430 --> 01:21:52,430 I want to be a butterfly! 856 01:21:52,430 --> 01:21:55,440 Ruiko! You can't go anywhere! 857 01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:58,440 I want to be a butterfly! 858 01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:01,440 Ruiko! - I want to be a butterfly! 859 01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:03,440 I thought, that's the end of my life. 860 01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:05,450 I want to be a butterfly! 861 01:22:05,450 --> 01:22:07,450 But.. 862 01:22:07,450 --> 01:22:33,410 I want to be a butterfly! 863 01:22:33,410 --> 01:22:40,410 After saw my husband killed Naoya, my heart is broken into pieces. 864 01:22:40,410 --> 01:22:43,420 I want to be a butterfly! 865 01:22:43,420 --> 01:22:49,420 Since that day, my beloved husband has become an insect and told me that he does that for me. 866 01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:57,430 He turned me into this, so that he could pay all his sins to me. 867 01:22:57,430 --> 01:23:00,430 I follow his crazy idea. 868 01:23:00,430 --> 01:23:04,440 Why? As revenge? 869 01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:10,440 No, because this is how my husband loves me. 870 01:23:17,380 --> 01:23:23,380 You are crazy! 871 01:23:25,390 --> 01:23:28,390 Yes, we are.. 872 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:32,400 Look at him! 873 01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:40,410 Insects! 874 01:23:40,410 --> 01:23:43,410 There are insects everywhere! 875 01:23:43,410 --> 01:23:45,410 There! 876 01:23:45,410 --> 01:23:51,420 This house is full of it! 877 01:23:51,420 --> 01:23:57,420 No one can take him from me! 878 01:24:01,430 --> 01:24:08,440 You're just a bait, caught in our love's cobweb. 879 01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:11,440 Just a bait. 880 01:24:16,380 --> 01:24:19,380 Honey.. - Insects! 881 01:24:21,380 --> 01:24:24,380 There are insects! 882 01:24:24,380 --> 01:24:29,380 Let's drink a cup of coffee! 883 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:47,430 This is only for personal use, subbed for educational purpose. Credit goes to Chia (JP-INA) and Scheiji-1412 (INA-ENG). Please don't use our softsubs without permission. 884 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:47,430 Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015) Story 5: "The Man who Believes in Himself" 885 01:24:47,430 --> 01:24:52,430 The existences of UFO and Nessie (Monster of Loch Ness) haven't been proved yet. 886 01:24:52,430 --> 01:24:58,440 But there is a lot of people believe that they're exist. 887 01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:06,440 This story is about men whose existences can't be recognized. 888 01:25:37,470 --> 01:25:39,480 Welcome.. - Two people? 889 01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:41,480 Yes, please follow me.. 890 01:26:01,430 --> 01:26:04,430 Ah, sorry.. 891 01:26:04,430 --> 01:26:06,440 Oh, did you sit here first? 892 01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:08,440 Yes.. - Ah, sorry. 893 01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:11,440 I thought, no one sat here. 894 01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:13,440 Sorry, I'll move to another table. 895 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:15,450 Oh, it's okay.. I'll move to another. 896 01:26:15,450 --> 01:26:17,450 Don't move, you sit here first.. 897 01:26:17,450 --> 01:26:19,450 No, it's okay. - Eh, but.. 898 01:26:19,450 --> 01:26:22,450 Don't worry, it always happens to me. 899 01:26:22,450 --> 01:26:24,170 Eh? Always? 900 01:26:24,170 --> 01:26:29,460 Yes, people can't recognize my existence. 901 01:26:29,460 --> 01:26:34,460 I mean, I have zero existence.. 902 01:26:34,460 --> 01:26:38,470 That's why no one in this restaurant recognizes me. 903 01:26:38,470 --> 01:26:40,470 No one gives me water or something. 904 01:26:40,470 --> 01:26:44,470 That's why, I'm the one at fault. 905 01:26:44,470 --> 01:26:47,410 Me too! - Eh? 906 01:26:47,410 --> 01:26:50,410 I have no existence! 907 01:26:50,410 --> 01:26:52,420 Excuse me! 908 01:26:52,420 --> 01:26:54,420 Yes, did you call me? 909 01:26:54,420 --> 01:26:56,420 Ok, I understand. 910 01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:59,420 See? Me too. 911 01:26:59,420 --> 01:27:03,430 No one realized that I didn't come to work for 2-3 days. 912 01:27:03,430 --> 01:27:07,430 I also have zero existence. - So, that's why.. 913 01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:09,430 I know it! 914 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:12,000 Eh? 915 01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:18,440 To be honest, I also didn't recognize you when you sat in front of me. 916 01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:23,450 I recognized you after I saw smokes on this ashtray. 917 01:27:23,450 --> 01:27:26,300 That's why I was thinking, "Is it possible that he is similar to me.." 918 01:27:26,300 --> 01:27:32,460 I know it! Ah, sorry.. 919 01:27:32,460 --> 01:27:35,460 Oh, it's okay.. 920 01:27:35,460 --> 01:27:38,460 It's normal for me not to be recognized. 921 01:27:38,460 --> 01:27:41,460 Sometimes, automatic door doesn't open for me. 922 01:27:41,460 --> 01:27:43,750 Ah, me too! 923 01:27:43,750 --> 01:27:48,400 Anyway, have you tried pressing those buttons in toilet but the water doesn't come out? 924 01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:51,410 That's normal for me! 925 01:27:51,410 --> 01:27:55,410 This is the first time I meet someone with the same level! 926 01:27:55,410 --> 01:27:57,410 Me too! 927 01:27:57,410 --> 01:28:02,420 I can't talk about this to anyone before. 928 01:28:02,420 --> 01:28:06,420 Somehow, it feels impossible to have a friend that has no existence, right? 929 01:28:08,420 --> 01:28:12,430 Anyway, I'm Usui. 930 01:28:12,430 --> 01:28:15,430 Usui-san? Oh! 931 01:28:15,430 --> 01:28:18,430 I'm Kageyama. 932 01:28:18,430 --> 01:28:20,430 Kageyama-san? 933 01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:28,440 Excuse me.. - Yes? 934 01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:31,450 I want two servings of Meat Sauce Pasta. 935 01:28:31,450 --> 01:28:35,450 Ok. 936 01:28:40,460 --> 01:28:44,460 Even though you're often ignored, you still feel hurt, right? 937 01:28:44,460 --> 01:28:46,430 Yes, I do. 938 01:28:46,430 --> 01:28:53,300 I feel invisible, because no one recognizes my existence. 939 01:28:53,300 --> 01:28:55,310 Invisible? - Yes.. 940 01:28:55,310 --> 01:28:59,310 No one recognize my existence, and I'm so lack of presence. 941 01:28:59,310 --> 01:29:04,310 Having zero existence is like being an invisible man. 942 01:29:04,310 --> 01:29:06,320 Invisible man? 943 01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:10,320 Don't you think so? 944 01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:13,320 Well, you're right.. 945 01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:19,330 Even if we enter women's toilet, no one will ever recognize us! 946 01:29:19,330 --> 01:29:24,330 Eh, I was kidding about entering women's toilet! 947 01:29:24,330 --> 01:29:27,340 Yes, of course. 948 01:29:27,340 --> 01:29:31,340 If we want to do something like that, let's do something much bigger that that. 949 01:29:31,340 --> 01:29:33,340 Much bigger? 950 01:29:33,340 --> 01:29:38,350 Since they're born, people always want to do right things. 951 01:29:38,350 --> 01:29:48,390 But if we live that way as invisible men, our existences in life will be vanished. 952 01:29:48,390 --> 01:29:58,000 I know it, but what do you mean about 'something much bigger'? - Hmm, for example.. how about.. robbing a bank? 953 01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:07,410 Well, not by using any force. Invisible men should rob it quietly. 954 01:30:07,410 --> 01:30:09,410 That way, it won't be called as robbery. 955 01:30:12,420 --> 01:30:14,420 Is it okay? We haven't pay it.. 956 01:30:14,420 --> 01:30:16,420 What? - The bill.. 957 01:30:16,420 --> 01:30:21,250 Even if the waiter doesn't recognize me, I usually put my payment on the register. 958 01:30:21,250 --> 01:30:23,250 This means.. we're leaving without paying the bill, right? 959 01:30:23,250 --> 01:30:26,430 That's the goal: doing things we have never done! 960 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:31,430 The ones at fault aren't us. It's people who don't recognize us! 961 01:30:31,430 --> 01:30:35,250 Let's stop thinking about people who don't recognize us! 962 01:30:35,250 --> 01:30:35,850 But.. 963 01:30:35,850 --> 01:30:42,450 Now it's time for people who don't recognize our existence.. to feel our pain. 964 01:30:42,450 --> 01:30:46,430 The revolution of invisible men.. will start soon! 965 01:30:46,430 --> 01:30:49,390 What are you talking about? 966 01:30:49,390 --> 01:30:52,390 Don't tell me you're going to rob a bank? - Of course, I am! 967 01:30:52,390 --> 01:30:59,400 Since I met you, my thought about invisible men has evolved! 968 01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:03,400 Wait, saying that both of us are invisible men is just a joke, right? 969 01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:11,410 But, that's a fact. 970 01:31:11,410 --> 01:31:15,410 Let's say, you're my friend. - Friend? 971 01:31:15,410 --> 01:31:22,420 I think we should make sure whether we are really invisible or not. 972 01:31:22,420 --> 01:31:25,300 Oh! - Kageyama-san! 973 01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:27,420 Sayoko, move a bit closer so you can be seen clearly.. 974 01:31:27,420 --> 01:31:29,430 Move a bit closer! - Come here, Usui-san! 975 01:31:29,430 --> 01:31:32,430 What are you doing? - Come on, Usui-san! 976 01:31:32,430 --> 01:31:35,600 No, they will be angry to us.. - Don't worry, let's find out! 977 01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:36,430 We shouldn't do this! They'll get angry to us. 978 01:31:36,430 --> 01:31:38,430 It's okay! 979 01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:42,440 Let's switch places! 980 01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:45,440 Thank you.. 981 01:31:45,440 --> 01:31:48,380 We didn't get caught? - Right? 982 01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:52,380 Oh, God! 983 01:31:52,380 --> 01:31:55,390 We shouldn't do this.. We'll definitely get caught! 984 01:31:55,390 --> 01:31:58,390 It's a one-man show! 985 01:31:58,390 --> 01:32:00,390 Eh, wait a sec! 986 01:32:02,390 --> 01:32:07,400 Thank you very much, Japanese people! 987 01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:15,410 We didn't get caught? - Right? 988 01:32:20,410 --> 01:32:26,420 If we could be seen, we'll get hit soon! 989 01:32:26,420 --> 01:32:28,420 I'd never thought like this. 990 01:32:28,420 --> 01:32:39,430 Since I met you, my zero existence has become stronger! 991 01:32:39,430 --> 01:32:41,430 Me too.. 992 01:32:41,430 --> 01:32:47,370 This is because we're both invisible and our togetherness proves it! 993 01:32:47,370 --> 01:32:50,370 We can do it! 994 01:32:50,370 --> 01:32:52,380 Yes.. 995 01:32:52,380 --> 01:32:55,380 But to be honest, I'm so pissed! 996 01:32:55,380 --> 01:32:56,750 Eh? 997 01:32:56,750 --> 01:33:02,390 I'd felt it alone and I blame myself because I think, it's my fault to have zero existence. 998 01:33:02,390 --> 01:33:07,390 It's so vexing to know that people don't recognize me as if I'm invisible! 999 01:33:07,390 --> 01:33:13,400 Truth is, there was someone unexpectedly came into my house early, this morning. 1000 01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:15,400 8 minutes from the station! - Eh, wait a sec! 1001 01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:19,400 That man was a real estate agent. He came inside with an unknown couple. 1002 01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:26,410 I was so confused, so I looked outside and apparently my room has been a rental property. They thought no one lives in my room. 1003 01:33:36,420 --> 01:33:39,420 What was that movement? 1004 01:33:39,420 --> 01:33:41,420 It's karate. 1005 01:33:41,420 --> 01:33:46,450 I learnt it since I was small, to protect myself. 1006 01:33:46,450 --> 01:33:51,370 But a man with no presence doesn't need any protection, right? 1007 01:33:51,370 --> 01:33:53,370 That's why I'd stopped coming to Dojo since yesterday. 1008 01:33:53,370 --> 01:33:58,370 Even though I decided to quit, I bet no one in Dojo will realize it. 1009 01:34:01,380 --> 01:34:05,380 Kageyama-san, I'm so glad to know you. 1010 01:34:07,380 --> 01:34:14,390 If I didn't meet you, I would live as a boring invisible man. 1011 01:34:14,390 --> 01:34:18,390 Let's forget this righteous living way! 1012 01:34:18,390 --> 01:34:20,400 Let's evolve! 1013 01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:24,400 We shouldn't live as a boring invisible man, let's evolve! 1014 01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:26,400 Usui-san! 1015 01:34:55,430 --> 01:34:57,430 Welcome! 1016 01:34:57,430 --> 01:35:00,430 Welcome.. 1017 01:35:03,440 --> 01:35:07,440 Welcome, thank you for your cooperation! 1018 01:35:07,440 --> 01:35:11,450 That manager has a fake smile. I bet he would also smile to a dog. 1019 01:35:11,450 --> 01:35:13,450 He didn't even look at at me! 1020 01:35:13,450 --> 01:35:15,450 Neither to me! 1021 01:35:15,450 --> 01:35:18,450 Looks like we're in good situation, right? - Yes! 1022 01:35:18,450 --> 01:35:22,460 Well, let's begin! 1023 01:35:22,460 --> 01:35:24,460 Let's go~ 1024 01:35:27,460 --> 01:35:30,470 "Our plan is so simple.." 1025 01:35:30,470 --> 01:35:33,470 Usui-san, please take care of this.. 1026 01:35:33,470 --> 01:35:42,480 "The two of us will come inside the counters and take all the money." 1027 01:35:42,480 --> 01:35:48,320 "That way, we're going to evolve and make the world recognize us." 1028 01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:52,320 "For the first time in history, invisible men will evolve!" 1029 01:35:52,320 --> 01:35:54,320 Eh? No money? 1030 01:35:54,320 --> 01:35:56,330 I'm sure I put it here! 1031 01:35:56,330 --> 01:36:00,330 Don't be panic! No one will recognize us. 1032 01:36:00,330 --> 01:36:02,250 Of course! 1033 01:36:02,250 --> 01:36:05,000 No invisible man will go panic because of this. 1034 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,340 Let's go! 1035 01:36:10,340 --> 01:36:13,340 Soon, the bank's alarm will make a noise. 1036 01:36:13,340 --> 01:36:16,350 Right. 1037 01:36:16,350 --> 01:36:19,350 I didn't expect that our revolution would be this easy. 1038 01:36:19,350 --> 01:36:22,350 We would call it 'success', when we're out. 1039 01:36:24,350 --> 01:36:27,360 Here comes.. the usual thing! 1040 01:36:27,360 --> 01:36:30,360 Now?! 1041 01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:35,360 It won't open for us, both of us are invisible. 1042 01:36:37,370 --> 01:36:40,370 In a time like this, we can only.. -...wait. 1043 01:36:40,370 --> 01:36:43,370 That's our principle. 1044 01:36:46,380 --> 01:36:49,410 Finally! 1045 01:36:55,420 --> 01:36:58,420 Hands up! 1046 01:36:58,420 --> 01:37:01,420 Shut up! Hands up! 1047 01:37:01,420 --> 01:37:03,430 Don't do anything suspicious! 1048 01:37:03,430 --> 01:37:06,430 This is real?! Real robbery! 1049 01:37:07,520 --> 01:37:12,520 Don't do anything suspicious! Just put the money inside! 1050 01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:14,520 Quick! - But.. 1051 01:37:14,520 --> 01:37:17,530 I don't know why, there's no money here.. 1052 01:37:17,530 --> 01:37:20,030 We're so sorry! 1053 01:37:20,030 --> 01:37:23,030 The bank has no money?! Impossible! 1054 01:37:23,030 --> 01:37:26,030 If you lie, I'll shoot you! Put the money inside! 1055 01:37:32,540 --> 01:37:35,000 Close the shutter! 1056 01:37:43,050 --> 01:37:46,050 All of you, gather here! 1057 01:37:48,060 --> 01:37:50,060 Tie each other's hand! 1058 01:37:50,060 --> 01:37:52,060 Give me your phones! - Ok. Ok. 1059 01:37:52,060 --> 01:37:56,070 It's tough to be people who can be seen easily.. 1060 01:37:56,070 --> 01:37:58,070 I'm glad that we're invisible! 1061 01:37:58,070 --> 01:38:02,070 But, when will we be able to leave? - Please show me your hand.. 1062 01:38:02,070 --> 01:38:04,070 Shut up! 1063 01:38:06,080 --> 01:38:08,090 I'm shocked~ 1064 01:38:08,090 --> 01:38:11,510 He should stop shouting like that.. 1065 01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:15,020 Kageyama-san? 1066 01:38:15,020 --> 01:38:18,020 Kageyama-san?! 1067 01:38:18,020 --> 01:38:21,020 Kageyama-san, are you.. okay? 1068 01:38:21,020 --> 01:38:26,030 Invisible man can also be shot, huh? 1069 01:38:28,030 --> 01:38:30,030 Kageyama-san! 1070 01:38:30,030 --> 01:38:32,030 Are you okay? - Tie it! 1071 01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:37,040 Usui-san.. - Hey, don't be slow! 1072 01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:42,040 I'm shot, and still, no one recognize me. 1073 01:38:42,040 --> 01:38:44,050 Maybe, I have died already. 1074 01:38:44,050 --> 01:38:47,050 Tie it quickly! 1075 01:38:47,050 --> 01:38:49,050 Wait.. 1076 01:38:49,050 --> 01:38:52,050 Please stop talking about death! 1077 01:38:52,050 --> 01:38:57,060 If you're gone, what should I do? 1078 01:38:57,060 --> 01:39:01,060 You're my only friend! 1079 01:39:01,060 --> 01:39:06,060 You're the only one who recognizes my presence! 1080 01:39:09,010 --> 01:39:16,010 If you die, our robbery will fail.. and no one will ever recognize us! 1081 01:39:16,010 --> 01:39:23,020 It means, there'll be no proof that we have lived in this world! 1082 01:39:23,020 --> 01:39:25,020 Kageyama-san! 1083 01:39:27,020 --> 01:39:46,040 Usui-san, we do this to people who always ignore us, but this small thing.. 1084 01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:49,050 Hey, quickly tie it! 1085 01:39:49,050 --> 01:39:53,050 This embarassing thing.. - Hey, don't be slow! 1086 01:39:53,050 --> 01:39:57,050 This thing.. can only be done by people who can bee seen. 1087 01:39:57,050 --> 01:40:00,050 What are you doing?! Tie it tightly! 1088 01:40:05,060 --> 01:40:11,000 We are invisible men.. 1089 01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:29,010 Until now, the only thing we can do.. is being a proud invisible men. 1090 01:40:37,030 --> 01:40:40,030 Hey, where's the money? 1091 01:40:40,030 --> 01:40:43,030 I know, but... - That man.. 1092 01:40:47,040 --> 01:40:49,040 ...can do this, right? 1093 01:40:54,040 --> 01:41:07,060 Kageyama-san.. we should be able to prove our existences and the meaning of our lives. 1094 01:41:07,060 --> 01:41:13,000 For both of us! 1095 01:41:29,510 --> 01:41:34,520 My presence has been unrecognizable since I was a baby. 1096 01:41:34,520 --> 01:41:43,530 My first memory is about my mom who was looking for me even though I was on her back. 1097 01:41:43,530 --> 01:41:46,530 Jiro! 1098 01:41:46,530 --> 01:41:49,530 Back when I was in middle school, I confessed my feeling to a girl.. 1099 01:41:49,530 --> 01:41:52,530 Sorry, who are you? 1100 01:41:52,530 --> 01:41:57,540 Being answered like that, I was so devastated. 1101 01:41:57,540 --> 01:42:02,540 Even though I have been working for 7 years in my office, my co-workers always think that I never come to office trips. 1102 01:42:02,540 --> 01:42:05,550 They even brought me a gift! 1103 01:42:05,550 --> 01:42:07,550 But.. I was also there! 1104 01:42:07,550 --> 01:42:09,490 What are you talking about? You were not even there! 1105 01:42:09,490 --> 01:42:11,490 Just take it.. 1106 01:42:11,490 --> 01:42:14,490 Even lately, no one knows my presence. 1107 01:42:14,490 --> 01:42:19,500 Blue: Absent! Red: Win! 1108 01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:21,500 I also couldn't participate in a karate championship. 1109 01:42:21,500 --> 01:42:23,500 But, I am here! 1110 01:42:23,500 --> 01:42:27,500 But now, I have a friend. 1111 01:42:33,510 --> 01:42:40,510 It means, I exist. 1112 01:42:50,530 --> 01:42:53,530 I am right here! 1113 01:43:06,540 --> 01:43:09,480 Kageyama-san, we did it! 1114 01:43:09,480 --> 01:43:13,480 We can still live in a righteous way, even though people are ignoring us! 1115 01:43:13,480 --> 01:43:15,480 Yosh! 1116 01:43:19,490 --> 01:43:23,490 Don't move! 1117 01:43:33,500 --> 01:43:35,500 Don't move! 1118 01:43:47,520 --> 01:43:49,520 Uu.. Usui-san! 1119 01:43:51,520 --> 01:43:54,520 No, I'm not guilty! 1120 01:43:54,520 --> 01:43:56,530 Wa.. wait! Look at me! 1121 01:43:56,530 --> 01:43:59,530 Please, I am here! Right here! 1122 01:43:59,530 --> 01:44:04,530 Please recognize my presence! 1123 01:44:04,530 --> 01:44:08,550 You want a divorce?! What do you mean? 1124 01:44:08,550 --> 01:44:11,470 I have waited you for 10 years, like a stupid woman! 1125 01:44:11,470 --> 01:44:13,480 This.. should be discussed in a court. 1126 01:44:13,480 --> 01:44:19,480 If this couple get divorce, we couldn't meet anymore. 1127 01:44:19,480 --> 01:44:23,490 What do you mean? Isn't it an improper way to talk to your beloved husband? 1128 01:44:23,490 --> 01:44:28,490 It has been 10 years already, but no one has recognized my presence. 1129 01:44:28,490 --> 01:44:30,490 Me too.. 1130 01:44:30,490 --> 01:44:34,500 So, how is my mom? 1131 01:44:34,500 --> 01:44:39,500 She's the only family I have. 1132 01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:43,510 She must have worried about me. 1133 01:44:43,510 --> 01:44:45,510 About that, don't worry.. 1134 01:44:45,510 --> 01:44:51,510 She hasn't realized that Usui-san has gone. 1135 01:44:51,510 --> 01:44:54,520 Not yet? - Yes.. 1136 01:44:54,520 --> 01:44:56,520 Shut up! Who was the one decided to marry an ugly woman like me?! 1137 01:44:56,520 --> 01:44:58,520 Me! But this divorce paper seems.. 1138 01:44:58,520 --> 01:45:00,520 Ugly! Ugly! - Don't call me that! 1139 01:45:00,520 --> 01:45:03,530 Such loser! You have been messing around with my life for 20 years! 1140 01:45:03,530 --> 01:45:05,530 Just die! 1141 01:45:13,470 --> 01:45:18,470 So, how is your opinion about tonight's "Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari"? 1142 01:45:18,470 --> 01:45:25,480 Once more, we have opened a gate to those five men's absurd tales. 1143 01:45:25,480 --> 01:45:28,480 Those are the gates to them. 1144 01:45:28,480 --> 01:45:30,490 Now, let's imagine.. 1145 01:45:30,490 --> 01:45:44,500 What if 50 years.. or 100 years from now, these gates are opened in front of you and you'll get invited to their absurd world? 1146 01:45:44,500 --> 01:45:47,500 Well, if humanity has gone extinct. 1147 01:45:47,500 --> 01:47:30,000 This is only for personal use, subbed for educational purpose. Credit goes to Chia (JP-INA) and Scheiji-1412 (INA-ENG). Please don't use our softsubs without permission. 1148 01:45:47,500 --> 01:47:30,000 Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015): "The Work Compilation of Famous Cartoonists" 86941