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Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary Special (Spring 2015): "The Work Compilation of Famous Cartoonists"

Uncle, you've become elastic after you ate that Gomu-Gomu, right?

That skinny man is my friend!

Stop following me!

We have zero existence! - Let's do this!

We shouldn't live as a boring invisible man, let's evolve!

So please, don't let yourself possessed!

Jibaku: possessed/haunted, usually (but not limited to) by lingering ghosts.

Leader, what's happened? - Please, forgive me!

My face.. will be detached!

My wife has become a spider..

Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015): "The Work Compilation of Famous Cartoonists"

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Good night, everyone!

It has been 25 years since the first episode aired on 19 April 1990..

Since that, there are so many absurd tales have been told.

After 25 years, more people get used to internet, phones, and robots.

In the next 10 years, time machines and flying cars won't be just a dream.

A french novelist, Jules Verne had once said this: "Anything one man can imagine, other men can make real."

Of course, that is an unimaginable world and people shouldn't imagine any of it.

People's mind can be both scary and intriguing.

To celebrate this show's 25 years anniversary, we present you 5 absurd tales from Mangaka's ideas.

Mangaka (漫画家) is the Japanese word for a comic artist or cartoonist.

This is the first stories..

Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015) Story 1: "The Face"

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So, no one behind that man's mask?

Yes, none.

Was it like this?

Eh?

Mr. Oshou!

Mr. Oshou's body was disappeared like smoke.

And after that, the only thing that was left behind is a mysterious mask shaped like Mr. Oshou's face.

So, this is his face?

But, did it really happen?

That's impossible, right?

No, it's not impossible.

People said, this mask was originally made to keep the souls of those who wear it.

Souls...?

That's why this mask has been looking around for other souls that shared the same fate.

If you detach your mask, you may also disappear from this world.

No way!

Such creepy story can't be used for our individual report..

But.. that is only a myth, right?

Don't tell me.. you actually believe it?

Well, the mask seems alive..

Hey, what's happened? - Aki-chan?

My face.. My face..

My face is detached!

Just kidding~ Are you surprised?

No way..

I thought you're serious!

I almost believe her..

I was surprised! - You too, right?

To be honest, I don't believe it!

LIAR!

Well, it's true there's a lingering spirit on that mask. That's what I heard.

Eh? Stop it! Don't scare me, Dad!

Ew, that hurts!

That's only a myth.. - Yes, hello?

Ok, wait a sec!

Miku, a call from Aki-chan.

Sorry for waiting, Aki-chan. What's up?

What should I do, Miku-chan?

My face.. is detached!

What? You're kidding! - No, I'm not..

Today, in front of that shrine..

"My face.. is detached!"

I'm sure I heard a sound of detached mask!

What should I do? At this rate, I will be disappeared soon.

I'll be disappeared! - Aki-chan?

Good morning! - Good morning!

Good morning! - Good morning!

Eh? Where is Aki-chan?

She hasn't come yet..

Before we start, I want to tell you unpleasant news.

Your friend, Suenaga Aki-chan, moves to a different school.

Eh? Why does Aki-chan move suddenly?

I don't know her reason..

Wel, now.. open your book!

Aki-chan!

She isn't here?

"What should I do? At this rate, I will be disappeared soon."

Does she really disappear?

What was that sound?

What is it, Miku? Not feeling good?

Eh?

Do you have fever?

Stop!

Ah, sorry.. But I'm okay!

I'll go now..

What's happened to her?

Did I mishear it?

But I'm sure I heard something..

What's happened to my face?

Good morning, Okamoto-san!

What's happened? Such a gloomy face..

"Masaoka-kun called.."

"In that place, flowers sway on the edge of sea."

What should I do?

Will I be disappeared like Aki-chan?

Next, Okamoto-san! Please read the next section..

Ok.

Miku-chan, are you okay? You look weird, since yesterday.

Look out!

Are you okay? - Miku-chan?

Nooo!

Nooo!

Miku-chan?

No, I don't want to be disappeared!

I have a dream..

There are so many things I want to do.

Sorry..

Welcome!

Miku?

I beg you.. God, please help me!

Aku I don't want to be disappeared..

I can't move..

My voice can't reach out..

Somebody.. help me!

I'm the mask maker.

Now, give it back to me!

What's happened, Miku?

Miku, wake up!

Miku, look at Dad! What's happened? Just be calm..

Mom.. Dad..

Hm?

I.. won't be disappeared, right?

I.. won't ever be disappeared, right?

How stupid.. That thing won't happen to you!

Really?

You just had a bad dream..

Miku will live longer than Mom.

So, where's your daughter?

She's sleeping upstairs.

What's happened to my daughter?

Don't worry, leave it to me!

How is she? - Sorry..

Is there anything unusual?

Nothing's unusual, her face seems easily detached..

Yesterday, there was a similar case around here.

Unfortunately, that girl was found in an unknown state, so she's thrown away.

In case of your daughter, she thought a lot of unnecessary things which makes me a bit worried.

Her mind became unstable because of that.

Android's otaku.. oh, sorry.

I mean, your daughter's computer brain.. works quite well.

For her sake, we have cleaned her memories.

Moreover, we fix her backbone and add her body's length.

We also change her face.

Your daughter looks grow just like human's child.

About our child.. - Don't worry.

No problem left.

Thank you very much!

Miku.. is cute, right?

Yup, her eyes look like yours.

It's already this time?!

I'll go now!

Be careful! - Don't worry..

Huft, who does she look alike?

Do you want more coffee? - Yes please, I do.

According to the reports, based on a field research conducted for 20 years, our birth rate has reached 0%.

So, the rate will not grow?

Yes, it won't. It seems that this is how our future will be.

Rumour said that robots will be operated as android children.

Miku-chan.. - Yup?

Don't you feel more mature?

Eh?

You look prettier than before!

Ah, really?

How dare you... Wait for my turn!

Next holiday, how about you wear your favorite suit and go having a family dinner?

Hmm, nice idea.. Let's go together!

Because I have been too busy lately, I'll serve the best for my family!

Serve the best for family..

Serve for family..

Serve family.. Serve fam..

Ah, it's an old model afterall..

Breaking news today!

Polution's rate has reached 5.0 TM and there has been official warning to close your ventilation immediately.

This is bad!

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Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015) Story 2: "The Possessed People"

In a place where deaths have been a common thing, there are a lost of strong sense of pain and hatred.

That's why, most people call this place is haunted.

Then, why do people in this story look like they stuck on the ground and not be able to move like a statue?

Hey, you!

What are you doing there?

What are you doing? Do you hear me?

Leave me alone!

You fool, don't mess with me!

Are you.. one of those people?

Is that.. the man whom we saw in tv?

Don't get any closer!

Eh? Why? - Just don't!

Good afternoon..

I am Asano, from "Aozora Kokoro" Agency.

"Aozora Kokoro" wants to help people who need help like you. Is there anything I can help?

For now, you should be calm when you face your child. Afterall, your child is the one who'll get hurt the most.

Ok, thanks a lot!

Ah, you're welcome..

Leader, where is Asano?

Oh, she is visiting the haunted people.

Jibaku-sha: People who get possessed/haunted, usually (but not limited to) by lingering ghosts.

The haunted people? - People like this..

So that's how we call them, huh?

People who look stuck on the ground are always having the same posisition and not being able to move, right?

That's why netizen call them as 'haunted'.

Netizen: a portmanteau of the English words Internet and citizen, defined as a user of internet who's usually actively involved in online communities.

The number of haunted people are increasing everywhere in Japan.

Actually, why does it happen to them?

Until now, it's still a mystery.

Strange things happen, huh? - "In two weeks.."

Asano said that those people has some kind of problem in their hearts.

So, that's why she decided to visit them?

We should thank her for it.

But somehow, I feel something dangerous awaits her..

That kid.. doesn't want to talk with me.

I think, this has something to do with a certain problem in his heart.

Problem in his heart?

Yes..

Do you remember anything?

About that..

Minoru-kun, in your heart.. is there anyone bothering you?

I want to help you.. Just leave me alone!

Nothing should be talked..

I don't want to talk with anyone!

Minoru, is this.. about Ponta?

Ponta?

When he was in elementary school, he had a cute dog.

But it's died, even before a year.

After that, he buried it under this tree.

I don't remember anything about that dog.

Minoru-kun, is it true?

You're stuck on this place, because you still remember Ponta?

The haunted people usually have strong bond with the place they're stuck.

That's why they stuck on it, right?

So, other people who get possessed.. also..?

Maybe, those haunted people's happy or sad memories.. are too strong.

I think, that's why it's hard for them to leave those places.

It means.. there are something left a deep mark in their life.

Right..

Tomorrow, I'll ask them a few questions.

Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu~

Anyway, Asano-san has changed..

This is the result of your guidance, leader.

At first, I was a bad volunteer.

By the way, are you free tonight?

Eh?

How about having a dinner with me?

Ok.

Excuse me..

Hello? What's happened?

Eh? Now?

That's my daughter. She's cute, right?

Lately, we often meet each other, right?

Really?

Ah, sorry.. I want to smoke outside.

Please~

Where is it?

This is the last!

I can't get a VIP room!

You really don't want me to get a VIP room like your old man, huh?

Ah, there are apples here! Your grandpa sent it to me.

Just take it home! I can't eat it, anyway.

Noriko.. you haven't got a boyfriend yet, huh?

You should get one.. Marriage is fun, you know?

And if it doesn't work, get divorced!

It'll be easier that way~

Thank to that side of you, people has been looking at me in a bad way!

Again? That topic again?

After that, Dad became a different person..

Suddenly, he became a stranger who often hit me.

It's because he's your father, a man who couldn't do anything.

That's not my fault.

No matter how you look at him, it's definitely your fault!

It's because you cheated on him!

That's why you can't have a relationship with any man, huh?

You're so passive.. You can only complain!

But it isn't like you feel nothing, right?

That's your fault!

What's happened?

Convulsions! Another convulsion..

We'll come immediately!

Noriko, maybe you're right..

Eh? - This is a punishment for me.

I get the same disease like your father.

Leader?

Asano-san? - Leader, what's happened?

Looks like I also become one of them..

No way!

Somehow, I'm here and I can't move at all.

But, why are you here?

This is.. my room. - Eh?

Don't you know it? - Ah..

Then..

Do you have any memory about this place?

Before I live here, for example.

I told you, right?

People will be haunted if they have strong memory about a certain place.

I don't know!

I don't know anything about this room!

Sorry, I'm wrong..

I mean..

It's not about this room. It's about you.

Sorry, I confess to you in a time like this..

But I don't think that could make you get possessed easily.

Don't come any closer! You could be haunted..

That's a myth.

We haven't proved whether it's a myth or not.

What will you do.. to him?

This thing should be moved, we're ordered to isolate it.

Isolate it?

This man isn't a thing!

Even though he has become like this?

Let's go!

Wait a sec!

Please don't be a statue!

I beg you.. I beg you.. - Minoru-kun!

I understand your feeling about Ponta, your beloved dog..

But, Ponta doesn't want to see you like this!

Shut up!

Don't bother me!

For Ponta's sake.. you shouldn't let yourself possessed like this!

So please, don't let yourself possessed!

No, you're wrong!

Ponta won't ever forgive me!

Forgive?

Because..

I'm the one who killed Ponta!

That time, Ponta he was very annoying..

So I punished him.. with a pile of mattress.

Ponta.. was killed by me!

Forgive me! Please, forgive me..

It's okay, Minoru.. Ponta must have forgiven you!

Since you have been tortured like this, Ponta must have forgiven you!

Is it possible that these haunted people aren't just having a strong memory?

You were the kidnapper, right?

Is it the reason why you become like this?

Is he the man who stole money from you?

Yes, he is.

It's because his fault, he should be destroyed just like his factory.

Even Dad has stucked on this place!

Hey! - Leave me alone!

Forgive me, please..

This is his punishment.

These haunted people aren't stucked on the ground..

They're haunted by guilty feelings inside their hearts.

Welcome~

Excuse me.. - Hm?

I want to ask about something. - What is it?

Leader..

Those people are actually haunted by their own sins.

All because of mistakes they did in their past and they hid it till now.

Those guilty feelings are too strong and it tortures and makes them stucked like that.

I just asked something to this apartment's owner.

Five years ago, there was a woman who was killed in this room and her killer was unknown.

That isn't your reason, right?

Leader has become like this.. for another reason, right?

Please tell me that I'm right.

Asano-san..

I was going to marry that woman.

But suddenly, she betrayed me.

I couldn't forgive her..

So, I killed her with my own hands.

People always remember their own mistakes, deep inside their hearts.

Even though it hurts, they would never forget it.

And somehow, I see her in you.

Leader..

"People always remember their own mistakes, deep inside their hearts."

"This is a punishment for me."

"I get the same disease like your father."

Don't tell me..

Mom?

Shocked?

Just kidding~

Look! - Lately..

There are a lot of people who get possessed because they feel guilty for their past mistakes.

So they're haunted by their own mistakes, huh?

Relax..

Mom won't be like them.

What do you mean?

You don't feel any guilt, right?

Why should I feel guilty?

That man died because he was sick!

No, it was because you cheated on him!

Mom!

Noriko, quick.. call the nurse!

Dad, this is an apple for you..

This is because of you, Noriko!

Mom left you and I become like this!

All of this because of you! You caused this!

Nori..

Noriko, quick.. call the nurse!

Call the nurse..

It's okay, Sir!

Please be calm.. We're going to take off your clothes.

Among all my sins, there is one I remember the most.

So.. whatever the sin is, people always remember it all along their lives.

She can't be contacted.

No matter how many times I've tried to call your daughter, she never answers mine.

Oh..

No matter how deep inside we hid it, those sins always haunt us as long as we live in this world.

And no matter how much we have repented it, it's always too late for us.

Because those sins can never be erased.

Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015) Story 3: "The Rubber Man"

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Adam and Eve ate a forbidden fruit.

The angels knew that they ate it, and God became so angry and decided to force them out from heaven.

That was the first human's sin.

And now, this story is about a man who eats a forbidden fruit.

Because of it, what will happen to this man?

Move aside!

Ah, Kitou-san..

Get out of my way!

There are things that more important than our lives.

Stay out of my way.. and don't get in my way!

Kitou-san..

Ryuudou! - Boss!

Kitou-san!

I messed up, huh?

Hey! - Yes?

When will I be healed?

When will I be able to go?

Oh, I haven't heard that from the doctor.

Those guys.. could only shoot me from behind.

Such cowards!

Just look out, I'll pay them back after this!

Right?

Right.

How are you?

Oh, Inukai? Sorry about yesterday..

This is because you ignored my warning.

It's your fault.

Don't say such cruel words..

This small thing shouldn't break our brotherhood, right?

Just a little more, and our dreams will come true!

We have finally reached this far..

Do you remember?

That day, we promised to reach the top..

But during that time, we didn't know anything at all.

We said it spontaneously.

Just a mere words.

But now, we're finally be able to realize it!

Kitou-san.. all this 20 years, you made your best efforts.

At the end, you need to take a rest.

Have a peaceful rest.. Our big boss said so.

Big boss?

Thanks a lot!

I'm glad to hear that.

After this, Ryuudou Group won't underestimate us!

But, Yakuza is also a bussiness!

Huh?

There will be a big clash if we bother Ryuudou Group again.

As you know, our financial has been down lately.

We wouldn't be allowed to waste money on that fight.

Do you understand?

So, you're just gonna forget what they did?

Then, what is justice? This isn't about cool or not. This is about surviving!

Huh?

You've changed, huh..

Shouldn't a real man be able to fight with his own hands?

If you couldn't do that, be a salaryman instead!

That's the old way. You're so outdated!

Outdated?

Yes, you are.

If you care with our group's future, you should rest longer in here.

Hey, Inukai!

Rest longer?

Did he mean that I shouldn't go home?

Acting like a sly man isn't part of bussiness, Inukai..

Just wait, I'll pay them back soon!

How bitter!

What is this?

Outdated, huh?

F*ck!

Can't hold it anymore..

That fruit must have caused this!

You should be careful when you explain it to Kitou-san.

It's impossible for me.. He's a yakuza, right?

You should do your best for his rehabilitation..

"Please help me again, tomorrow!" he said.

It's sad to see him having such high hopes..

Especially when in fact, he won't be able to walk normally again.

That's because a permanent damage on his backbone, right?

I have climbed up.. always climbed up..

I have climbed up until I reach this point.

"You're so outdated!"

Don't underestimate me!

"Outdated!"

"You should rest longer in here!"

I'm the Boss of Daiootori Group, who can even stop a child's cry.

If I'm like this, I have no reason to live.

I should end my life in honor.

Coool~

What was it? What's happened?

Wow, cool.. just like Luffy!

I also want to eat Gomu Gomu!

Cool~ I also want to be elastic!

Hey, don't touch me!

My body.. My body.. How could this happen?!

Don't worry, we'll examine it..

Rubber?

Huh? - There is rubber inside your body.

Huh?!

Up until now, I haven't found any similar case.

Now.. it's your turn, Inukai.

Now you're in charge, replacing Kitou.

As you know, he can't walk normally.. So, he can no longer be their boss.

Now, let's drink!

Here he is, the third generation boss of Daiotoori Group!

Ah, it's me.

I have thought about your words.

But still, I don't agree with you.

That's all, the courtesy from an outdated man.

You way want to laugh at me..

But I am not outdated, I am unique.

Send my greeting to Mr. Takakura Ken.

I have become healthier.

Tomorrow, I'll go there.

Huh?

I'll live my second life.

Tell this to our big boss, "Please give me your guidance!"

Who?

Tomorrow, Kitou will be back.

He said, he wants to live his second life.

What?

Yes? - Kitou-san..

Time for bath~

I have prepared.. your towel.

You're so cute..

I'm a bit surprised.

Really?

I'm so happy..

How if I make you more surprised?

Why.. are you still okay?

Shit! I failed.

Miss, who gave you this order?

Monster.. - Answer me!

It's an order.. from the boss..

Boss? - Inukai..

Inukai is your boss?!

Don't tell me.. that he was the one who shot me that day?!

Finally!

Yo!

What the heck are you?

I'm Luffy, a man who wants to be a pirate's king!

I'm Luffy, a man who wants to be a pirate's king!

What?

Where did you come from?

Elastic~ So elastic!

Uncle, you're so interesting!

Stop it! Fool!

Uncle, did you eat Gomu-Gomu?

Rubbish day? - Gomu-Gomu is a fruit!

ごみの日 = Gomi no Hi = Rubbish/Garbage Day

In my world, it's a forbidden fruit.

It's a fruit that could give us great power.

I heard there's a human who also turns into a rubber man, so I come here to visit.

Are you also a pirate?

I am an unwanted yakuza.

Yakuza? Is it delicious? Is it..

Are you mocking me?

Yakuza is a term to describe a man who lives in a cool way.

Runs in the edge of life, and decides to live, even if it's hard for him.

Eh? In the edge? Life is hard?

You should die, Kitou!

You have the same power!

Are you also Inukai's crew?!

Answer me!

Where is Inukai?

Boss.. is going to have a bussiness transaction in.. the 7th warehouse.

The 7th Warehouse, huh?

Eh, I can walk?

It's because of Gomu-Gomu!

Say it earlier!

WOW!

Wow, it's sparkling! What kind of island is this?

What a beautiful scenery!

Pretty~

20 years ago, I also said the same thing.

I saw this scenery with fiery eyes.

Even if it's hard, I want to live in a cool way.

From here, I want to own the world!

That's what we said, that day.

But.. I couldn't go back in times.

My way of life has been outdated.

And now, my only family has betrayed and even hurted me.

This is because I live egoistically, I didn't care with other people.

It makes him betrayed me.

I am the one who broke our brotherhood.

People who have the same dream.. are precious friends!

You should fix that!

In my world, if we have broken our promise..

Nah, I don't understand that complicated explanation.

But if I still want to be with someone, I always decide to believe in him.

I belive in my friends!

Real life is more complicated than that!

Stop following me!

That's because you're only an anime's hero!

Kitou..

Have you forgotten our brotherhood?

Was tonight's sake delicious, Inukai..?

Oh, no.. I mean, third generation boss!

How can you walk properly?

God helps me.

First, let me explain..

If this is your achievement, I want to celebrate it sincerely.

But I don't agree with you.

You are the one who shot me that day, right?

Me? What are you talking about?

You want me to die and you ordered your crews to kill me in the hospital..

Our brotherhood was stronger than blood, but you have chosen to betray me.

Of course, you may have planned it since long.

Filling an empty position is needed, you know!

I won't forgive you!

I thought we're brothers, you're precious to me.

But that's what a dog usually do to its owner.

Who is your dog?!

You've always underestimated me!

You ignore people's advices.

You're so selfish! Do you realize it?

Hey, you guys!

Yes, boss!

Fight between two men should be done once.

Whether you'll fight me or not, the winner will be decided tonight.

Are you a coward?

Monster..

That.. Mo.. Monster..

Don't interfere!

You know how I fight, right?

The winner is the one who doesn't die.

Are you ready?

What a beautiful scenery!

Even if it's hard, we should live in a cool way!

Yosh, let's own the world!

I belive in my friends!

Let's stop this..

Kitou?

My behaviour changes because of him.

Don't be a boring man, Kitou!

Big.. boss?

I thought my restructuring plan will go well, after all those things.

Well, let's change plan!

Before you die, I want to tell you something.

We have peace with Ryuuou Group..

..and the one who shot you was me.

What?

I always hate your talks about humanity.

You'll be dead soon, and I have nothing to do with it.

Also, I don't need that 'Inukai' anymore.

You also want to kill Inukai?

Son of a bitch!

Let's see how these two friends dying together!

Yo~

This is not the end!

What is.. he? - You..

Yo!

That skinny man is my friend!

Friend? What does he mean?

Well, as you have become friends.. At once, I will send all of you to hell!

Gear Third!

Gear Third (ギア･サード Gia Sādo?) is where Luffy pumps air through his bones to make them literally gigantic.

Feel this hand's elasticity!

Run!

That was close..

Inukai, sorry I was suspecting you.

Me too, I was wrong to leave you to become Daiootori's boss.

We're even.

Inukai, once more.. even if it's hard, will you accompany me to live in a cool way?

Like the old times..

Hehe~

The 'Thousand Sunny Go' is the second and current ship of the Straw Hat Pirates, built after the Going Merry was destroyed.

Wow, 'Thousand Sunny Go' is coming!

Eh? Thousand Sunny?

Luffy, finally I found you! So, you have been in this place?

Looks like my friends have come to pick me up.

Goodbye, uncle~

Uncle, don't you want to be pirates?

Next time, come visit our sea!

Ok!

Hey, guys!

Here! I'm here!

Let's go home! Everyone, I'm here!

He has been so noisy till the end, huh?

Zoro~ It's me.. It's me!

Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015) Story 4: "The House of Insects"

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"Human can be anything."

There have been a lot of myths and legends being told for generations.

Some had become flowers, birds, werewolves, even vampires..

..or maybe, creatures of your own imagination.

But what if, one day, your wife becomes an insect?

Why didn't you tell me before?

If you already have a wife, then..our relationship.. will end?

Of course not, I love you.

That's why I told you the truth.

I won't back off from your wife!

How is.. your wife?

My wife.. isn't a human anymore.

This is where you and your wife live, right?

How should I say it..

It's not like we're 'living' together.

Even the term 'living under the same roof' isn't quite right..

But we couldn't say she's dead.

What do you mean?

Nice living room..

Is she your wife?

She's beautiful..

Why don't you make this room brighter?

My wife doesn't like it anymore.

Eh?

She was so kind and beautiful.

...was?

I loved her sincerely.

Pretty~

This luxurious sapphire suits you.

But last week, you just gave me a present.

I always granted her wishes.

You're mine.

I treasure my wife more than anything in this world.

But..

What's happened? Don't you want to eat it?

Is it too boring for you.. having a dinner with me?

No, it's not..

At first, there was only few small signs.

But deep inside her heart, she wanted a divorce.

Her eyes and expression indicated that she had another man.

That day, like always, I came home to meet my precious wife.

Ruiko, I'm home!

Ruiko?

Ruiko..

Honey, this isn't..

Here.

There's something on my hair..

What is this?

Let me introduce you.. This is my wife, Ruiko.

Ah, that's your wife?

AS you see, my wife isn't a human anymore.

She has become an insect.

My wife has become a spider..

Oh, time's up..

Excuse me for a sec.

Wait, you want to leave me here?

Don't worry, she can do nothing.

At first, this house was full of love.

But now, it feels more like a prison.

Pretty~

This luxurious sapphire suits you.

But last week, you just gave me a present..

My husband always gives me present.

But it's actually a form of distorted love.

Now, I know it.

My husband is a man full of jealousy.

Shut up!

Why couldn't you understand my feelings?!

Why?!

My husband often tortures me.

Why?!

Sorry, I was scolding you like that.

But that's because I love you.

However, I should endure it.

..because I love my husband.

That's why, I keep enduring it.

Endure it..

But one day, I felt a severe headache and I really wanted to go to hospital.

Help!

Help! Somebody, please let me out of here!

I couldn't endure it..

I should do something.

Whatever it is.

So.. I asked my cousin, Naoya.

He's the only person I could ask.

That's crazy! It's abnormal!

But that's the way he loves me.

How could you say that, Ruiko?!

However, it'll be dangerous for you to stay here.

Ruiko..

Honey, this isn't..

Ruiko!

He's coming.. He's coming…

I also want to be a butterfly.. I want to be a butterfly.

I want to be a butterfly..

I prayed so hard..

And finally, I become..

Ruiko!

You won't be able to runaway!

I become.. a butterfly.

Sorry, for making you wait.

What's happened?

Ah, nothing.

Don't.. do this in front of your wife!

Don't worry, she's not a human anymore.

She's a spider.

Insect can't understand human's words.

To avoid me, my wife became an insect.

Maybe, it's a form of her regrets.

So, I make an adjustment.

Maybe.. as long as i don't banish her from this world, she'll forever be an insect.

And of course, as long as she feels guilty towards me.

As long as it goes.. she is still a spider, that has been waiting to catch her bait.

Bait?

Flies and mosquitos. - Eh?

Of course, she's not only eating flies and mosquitos.

There's no use to eat those insects.

So, sometimes I feed her milk or bread.

But, my wife think of it as flies and mosquitos she caught.

I didn't blame her at all.

But even if I say it to her, she couldn't understand me.

That's because she has become a spider.

I'll get another bottle of wine. You haven't drunk yet, right?

Hm.

I have become a butterfly.

My husband is still looking for me.

Then, he has another woman.

But I know, my husband would never stop looking for me.

He doesn't want to believe that I have become a butterfly.

That's why I become a spider here, to make him forget me as a human.

What do you read?

Eh, it's nothing..

Didn't you want to get a bottle of wine?

Actually, I have a gift for you.

Pretty~ You're mine..

Stop!

This..

Where did you find it? Tell me!

Liar!

What you did to your wife is not love!

Because of you, your wife has become a spider!

No!

No.. No.. You're wrong!

What was that sound?

It's from the upstairs. Maybe, your wife is..

How stupid! - But, I'm sure..

Right?

It's coming down from upstairs..

It's coming down! - Impossible!

Your wife!

She is angry and jealous to me!

It's impossible!

Woman who has become a spider doesn't have feelings anymore.

Hiroichi-san!

Maybe, it's just a stray cat.

Just wait here!

Spider! There's a spider coming down!

Your wife? - No! It's a spider!

My wife has become a spider! - What do you mean?

Don't! Don't open it!

He's Naoya.

Do you want to know what's happened that day?

Ruiko!

Let me go! - Ruiko, run!

Let me go!

Let me go! Don't run away, Ruiko!

I ran as fast as I could..

I want to be a butterfly!

Ruiko! You can't go anywhere!

I want to be a butterfly!

Ruiko! - I want to be a butterfly!

I thought, that's the end of my life.

I want to be a butterfly!

But..

I want to be a butterfly!

After saw my husband killed Naoya, my heart is broken into pieces.

I want to be a butterfly!

Since that day, my beloved husband has become an insect and told me that he does that for me.

He turned me into this, so that he could pay all his sins to me.

I follow his crazy idea.

Why? As revenge?

No, because this is how my husband loves me.

You are crazy!

Yes, we are..

Look at him!

Insects!

There are insects everywhere!

There!

This house is full of it!

No one can take him from me!

You're just a bait, caught in our love's cobweb.

Just a bait.

Honey.. - Insects!

There are insects!

Let's drink a cup of coffee!

This is only for personal use, subbed for educational purpose. Credit goes to Chia (JP-INA) and Scheiji-1412 (INA-ENG). Please don't use our softsubs without permission.

Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015) Story 5: "The Man who Believes in Himself"

The existences of UFO and Nessie (Monster of Loch Ness) haven't been proved yet.

But there is a lot of people believe that they're exist.

This story is about men whose existences can't be recognized.

Welcome.. - Two people?

Yes, please follow me..

Ah, sorry..

Oh, did you sit here first?

Yes.. - Ah, sorry.

I thought, no one sat here.

Sorry, I'll move to another table.

Oh, it's okay.. I'll move to another.

Don't move, you sit here first..

No, it's okay. - Eh, but..

Don't worry, it always happens to me.

Eh? Always?

Yes, people can't recognize my existence.

I mean, I have zero existence..

That's why no one in this restaurant recognizes me.

No one gives me water or something.

That's why, I'm the one at fault.

Me too! - Eh?

I have no existence!

Excuse me!

Yes, did you call me?

Ok, I understand.

See? Me too.

No one realized that I didn't come to work for 2-3 days.

I also have zero existence. - So, that's why..

I know it!

Eh?

To be honest, I also didn't recognize you when you sat in front of me.

I recognized you after I saw smokes on this ashtray.

That's why I was thinking, "Is it possible that he is similar to me.."

I know it! Ah, sorry..

Oh, it's okay..

It's normal for me not to be recognized.

Sometimes, automatic door doesn't open for me.

Ah, me too!

Anyway, have you tried pressing those buttons in toilet but the water doesn't come out?

That's normal for me!

This is the first time I meet someone with the same level!

Me too!

I can't talk about this to anyone before.

Somehow, it feels impossible to have a friend that has no existence, right?

Anyway, I'm Usui.

Usui-san? Oh!

I'm Kageyama.

Kageyama-san?

Excuse me.. - Yes?

I want two servings of Meat Sauce Pasta.

Ok.

Even though you're often ignored, you still feel hurt, right?

Yes, I do.

I feel invisible, because no one recognizes my existence.

Invisible? - Yes..

No one recognize my existence, and I'm so lack of presence.

Having zero existence is like being an invisible man.

Invisible man?

Don't you think so?

Well, you're right..

Even if we enter women's toilet, no one will ever recognize us!

Eh, I was kidding about entering women's toilet!

Yes, of course.

If we want to do something like that, let's do something much bigger that that.

Much bigger?

Since they're born, people always want to do right things.

But if we live that way as invisible men, our existences in life will be vanished.

I know it, but what do you mean about 'something much bigger'? - Hmm, for example.. how about.. robbing a bank?

Well, not by using any force. Invisible men should rob it quietly.

That way, it won't be called as robbery.

Is it okay? We haven't pay it..

What? - The bill..

Even if the waiter doesn't recognize me, I usually put my payment on the register.

This means.. we're leaving without paying the bill, right?

That's the goal: doing things we have never done!

The ones at fault aren't us. It's people who don't recognize us!

Let's stop thinking about people who don't recognize us!

But..

Now it's time for people who don't recognize our existence.. to feel our pain.

The revolution of invisible men.. will start soon!

What are you talking about?

Don't tell me you're going to rob a bank? - Of course, I am!

Since I met you, my thought about invisible men has evolved!

Wait, saying that both of us are invisible men is just a joke, right?

But, that's a fact.

Let's say, you're my friend. - Friend?

I think we should make sure whether we are really invisible or not.

Oh! - Kageyama-san!

Sayoko, move a bit closer so you can be seen clearly..

Move a bit closer! - Come here, Usui-san!

What are you doing? - Come on, Usui-san!

No, they will be angry to us.. - Don't worry, let's find out!

We shouldn't do this! They'll get angry to us.

It's okay!

Let's switch places!

Thank you..

We didn't get caught? - Right?

Oh, God!

We shouldn't do this.. We'll definitely get caught!

It's a one-man show!

Eh, wait a sec!

Thank you very much, Japanese people!

We didn't get caught? - Right?

If we could be seen, we'll get hit soon!

I'd never thought like this.

Since I met you, my zero existence has become stronger!

Me too..

This is because we're both invisible and our togetherness proves it!

We can do it!

Yes..

But to be honest, I'm so pissed!

Eh?

I'd felt it alone and I blame myself because I think, it's my fault to have zero existence.

It's so vexing to know that people don't recognize me as if I'm invisible!

Truth is, there was someone unexpectedly came into my house early, this morning.

8 minutes from the station! - Eh, wait a sec!

That man was a real estate agent. He came inside with an unknown couple.

I was so confused, so I looked outside and apparently my room has been a rental property. They thought no one lives in my room.

What was that movement?

It's karate.

I learnt it since I was small, to protect myself.

But a man with no presence doesn't need any protection, right?

That's why I'd stopped coming to Dojo since yesterday.

Even though I decided to quit, I bet no one in Dojo will realize it.

Kageyama-san, I'm so glad to know you.

If I didn't meet you, I would live as a boring invisible man.

Let's forget this righteous living way!

Let's evolve!

We shouldn't live as a boring invisible man, let's evolve!

Usui-san!

Welcome!

Welcome..

Welcome, thank you for your cooperation!

That manager has a fake smile. I bet he would also smile to a dog.

He didn't even look at at me!

Neither to me!

Looks like we're in good situation, right? - Yes!

Well, let's begin!

Let's go~

"Our plan is so simple.."

Usui-san, please take care of this..

"The two of us will come inside the counters and take all the money."

"That way, we're going to evolve and make the world recognize us."

"For the first time in history, invisible men will evolve!"

Eh? No money?

I'm sure I put it here!

Don't be panic! No one will recognize us.

Of course!

No invisible man will go panic because of this.

Let's go!

Soon, the bank's alarm will make a noise.

Right.

I didn't expect that our revolution would be this easy.

We would call it 'success', when we're out.

Here comes.. the usual thing!

Now?!

It won't open for us, both of us are invisible.

In a time like this, we can only.. -...wait.

That's our principle.

Finally!

Hands up!

Shut up! Hands up!

Don't do anything suspicious!

This is real?! Real robbery!

Don't do anything suspicious! Just put the money inside!

Quick! - But..

I don't know why, there's no money here..

We're so sorry!

The bank has no money?! Impossible!

If you lie, I'll shoot you! Put the money inside!

Close the shutter!

All of you, gather here!

Tie each other's hand!

Give me your phones! - Ok. Ok.

It's tough to be people who can be seen easily..

I'm glad that we're invisible!

But, when will we be able to leave? - Please show me your hand..

Shut up!

I'm shocked~

He should stop shouting like that..

Kageyama-san?

Kageyama-san?!

Kageyama-san, are you.. okay?

Invisible man can also be shot, huh?

Kageyama-san!

Are you okay? - Tie it!

Usui-san.. - Hey, don't be slow!

I'm shot, and still, no one recognize me.

Maybe, I have died already.

Tie it quickly!

Wait..

Please stop talking about death!

If you're gone, what should I do?

You're my only friend!

You're the only one who recognizes my presence!

If you die, our robbery will fail.. and no one will ever recognize us!

It means, there'll be no proof that we have lived in this world!

Kageyama-san!

Usui-san, we do this to people who always ignore us, but this small thing..

Hey, quickly tie it!

This embarassing thing.. - Hey, don't be slow!

This thing.. can only be done by people who can bee seen.

What are you doing?! Tie it tightly!

We are invisible men..

Until now, the only thing we can do.. is being a proud invisible men.

Hey, where's the money?

I know, but... - That man..

...can do this, right?

Kageyama-san.. we should be able to prove our existences and the meaning of our lives.

For both of us!

My presence has been unrecognizable since I was a baby.

My first memory is about my mom who was looking for me even though I was on her back.

Jiro!

Back when I was in middle school, I confessed my feeling to a girl..

Sorry, who are you?

Being answered like that, I was so devastated.

Even though I have been working for 7 years in my office, my co-workers always think that I never come to office trips.

They even brought me a gift!

But.. I was also there!

What are you talking about? You were not even there!

Just take it..

Even lately, no one knows my presence.

Blue: Absent! Red: Win!

I also couldn't participate in a karate championship.

But, I am here!

But now, I have a friend.

It means, I exist.

I am right here!

Kageyama-san, we did it!

We can still live in a righteous way, even though people are ignoring us!

Yosh!

Don't move!

Don't move!

Uu.. Usui-san!

No, I'm not guilty!

Wa.. wait! Look at me!

Please, I am here! Right here!

Please recognize my presence!

You want a divorce?! What do you mean?

I have waited you for 10 years, like a stupid woman!

This.. should be discussed in a court.

If this couple get divorce, we couldn't meet anymore.

What do you mean? Isn't it an improper way to talk to your beloved husband?

It has been 10 years already, but no one has recognized my presence.

Me too..

So, how is my mom?

She's the only family I have.

She must have worried about me.

About that, don't worry..

She hasn't realized that Usui-san has gone.

Not yet? - Yes..

Shut up! Who was the one decided to marry an ugly woman like me?!

Me! But this divorce paper seems..

Ugly! Ugly! - Don't call me that!

Such loser! You have been messing around with my life for 20 years!

Just die!

So, how is your opinion about tonight's "Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari"?

Once more, we have opened a gate to those five men's absurd tales.

Those are the gates to them.

Now, let's imagine..

What if 50 years.. or 100 years from now, these gates are opened in front of you and you'll get invited to their absurd world?

Well, if humanity has gone extinct.

This is only for personal use, subbed for educational purpose. Credit goes to Chia (JP-INA) and Scheiji-1412 (INA-ENG). Please don't use our softsubs without permission.

Yonimo Kimyou na Monogatari (The Extremely Bizarre Tales) 25th Anniversary SP (Spring 2015): "The Work Compilation of Famous Cartoonists"