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Conceived by
PHOTON PROJECT
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Sir Papacha...
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At present, I have thirteen
wives in the galaxy.
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My goal is thirteen million!
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Please tell me this is not true,
Sir Papacha.
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Otherwise, my heart will be
broken.
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- Come over here, pretty woman!
- Oh, no!
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Oh, no! Don't do that! Stop!
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Gimme another!
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Sir Papacha, you should go easy
on the drinks...
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What are you talking about?
Don't be so square.
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I wonder what happened to
Pochi Number One.
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I hope he's doing well.
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Oh, dear...
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There seems to be a minor error
in the coordinate specification.
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My apologies, Lashara.
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None necessary. You have been
a tremendous support.
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Somewhere in this desert
is Sir Papacha...
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PHOTON
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Pochi's Feelings
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Help... Help!!
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I'm finished!
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Thank you so much.
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Sir Papacha!
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Oh, my! Such a kidder!
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Are you hungry?
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Good food, good sake,
and lots of women!
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Eat.
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Oh, no, I'll eat after you.
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Does your stomach hurt?
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No, not really.
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Here, this is the best part.
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You should have the best part,
Photon-san.
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Thank you, Sir.
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It's delicious!
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Photon-san, it's...
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Photon-san...
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Don't dilly-dally and
keep your hands moving!
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You're going to work for your
accommodation and the repairs.
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Yes, ma'am!
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Good answer.
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You got skill, dear.
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Why, thank you.
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Damn that fatty!
Why do I have to do this crap!
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Well, Sir, you partied like
there was no tomorrow.
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You drove us flat broke.
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We miss Number One's ability
to manage the finances.
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Don't remind me of
that good-for-nothing.
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You're the good-for-nothing,
if ever there was one.
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Excuse me for being fat.
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You're done here. Go out and
bring in some customers.
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Yes, ma'am!
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Photon-san, why are you
so kind to me?
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Sir Papacha and I...
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Don't you despise me?
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Why?
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You're strange...
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Photon!
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You scared me, taking off
like that.
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I'm sorry about the other day.
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Pochi!
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It's delicious.
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Really? I'm glad.
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Whatever the status quo,
he was once our enemy.
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That's right. What if Papachump
is planning to trap us?
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Pochi is not bad.
We should take Pochi.
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How do you know?
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Yeah, I can see that.
I was thinking the same thing!
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Augh. She's slick.
Don't you think?
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Well...
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So, this is the Galactic
Anti-Aho Furnace.
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The hell with it!
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When Grandpa helped me to
escape, he told me,
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"Head for Sandy Planet."
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I have no idea what is
supposed to happen here.
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Anyhow, I must find Grandpa's
Aho Memorizer that I lost.
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Wow! My first big town!
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I wonder if they sell
"desert rabbit buns" here.
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You picked a lively town
to drop your thing.
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I didn't drop it.
You did, remember?
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Yes, sorry.
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In any case, I've got to
retrieve the Aho Memorizer.
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I feel I can meet a fabulous man
with good taste here.
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This must be a premonition
of love.
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This is the fateful encounter.
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Or not!
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What's up, Photon?
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Gosh. All you have to do is say
the word and I would, y'know...
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What, Photon? You like her?!
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Your taste is rather mature
for your face.
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Big breasts, like Nee-san.
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Singing that same old song?!
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Let me tell you, in due time,
I'll get as big as my...
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What sort of reaction is that?!
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Hey, watch it!
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Are you all right, honey?
That must have hurt!
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Let's ignore her and look for
a place to stay, okay, h-o-n-e-y?
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Okay, honey? Yuck!
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Keyne-san sure looks happy,
doesn't she? That's so nice.
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That's so NOT nice!
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I'm gonna beat her up!
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Please wait!
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Come on in! Come on in!
How about it, lady?
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This inn is no good for room or
board, but it has a terrific spa...
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that cures broken bones
in one day!
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I could even wash your back
personally...
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Damn! That's why I hate hicks!
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Keyne?!
And why is Pochi with her?
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Hello. Welcome to our inn!
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Weary from the long trip?
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Why not kick back at
this shitty old inn?
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How do you know we've been
traveling?
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I have also come a long way.
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Honey, would you like
to stay here?
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Must you do that when you talk?
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What's wrong with this?
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It's just wrong!
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Photon, where are you going?
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Sightseeing, I'm sure. This town
has many curious sights indeed.
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But first, how about a dip in
our famous beautifying spa?
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Beautifying spa?!
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The spa leaves your skin smooth,
and our 'futon' is so soft...
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I guarantee the gentleman will
be delighted, too.
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The spa leaves your skin smooth.
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I guarantee the gentleman will
be delighted...
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We'll stay here.
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Hey, what's the big idea?
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Whatever. We're definitely
staying here.
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No way! You pervert!
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Here comes a party of four
and one pet.
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A bunch of idiots... Falling
into a trap on their own.
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What are you doing?
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A lady like you shouldn't be
traveling alone in the desert.
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With guys like us swarming
around?
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It's oh so dangerous!
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I must go where Sir Papacha is.
Please don't get in my way.
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Bulan? Bulan? Where are you?
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- You can't escape, dear.
- Your friend got lost, eh?
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Hey, wow!
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The last one was a little punk,
but this one's a real deal.
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Someone please help...
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- Howdy, fella.
- Long time no see.
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Are you all right?
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Thank you so much.
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My name is Lashara Moon.
What is yours?
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Photon.
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You're quite a fighter,
Photon-sama.
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You smell good, like Nee-san.
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I see...
I remind you of your sister?
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I almost forgot. There's a place
I'd like to go to.
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It's that town...
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- Right away?
- Yes.
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Oh, my!
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So that's the Singular Point.
How interesting...
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How shall I capture Keyne
this time?
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First, I must do something about
that little punk, Photon.
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Once I get down to it, I can
handle a punk or two at will.
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This is the town.
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Thank you so very much.
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I thought I heard someone scream
just now...?
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Photon-san, you're back.
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Princess Lashara!
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Pochini!
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Why are you...?
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Pochini... So, he is here
in this town. Where is he?
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Well... around here somewhere,
I suppose...
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What is the matter?
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Princess Lashara, he is...
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Sir Papacha is...
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He is not who you think...
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But of course!
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You mean to say that I shouldn't
be seen in this squalid state.
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No, I...
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Is there a place nearby
where I can bathe myself?
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Thank you so much.
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My dear Sir Papacha!
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Princess Lashara!
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I'm gonna kill that punk!
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WOMEN
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I'm amazed there's a place like
this in the middle of a desert.
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Aren't you supposed to be here
to look for something?
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I'll make time for that later.
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After this beautifying bath,
I'm going to show Photon...
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the new and improved me.
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And I mean, ALL of me.
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I know what you're thinking,
100 percent.
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Really?
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I'm gonna break them up!
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What about you? You seem awfully
diligent about soaking yourself.
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Forget it. You can't cure a body
that's clearly unfit to be seen.
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I don't care how much you soak.
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What the hell?!
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Photon would never take her
seriously.
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She's dead meat.
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Hell, in due time, I'll also be
boing-boing and pow-pow!!
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What sort of reaction is that?!
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My big boobs give me
such a shoulder ache...
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Too bad they'll be sagging soon.
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Sore loser!
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Tits are all you got!
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Better than nothing!
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May I come in?
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What are THOSE?!
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Holy moley!
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You lose!
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You can't pass up our open-air
bath, the only attraction here.
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Let's take a soak right now!
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MEN
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No thanks!
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Don't be modest.
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C'mon, show the gentleman
to the bath!
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But, Sir...
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Stop acting shy!
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Get in there and hold him down
like I told you!
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But, Sir, we're...
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You're what!?
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You are female?!
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Yes, Sir.
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No-gooders!
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Please, Sir!
We haven't started yet!
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Let me scrub your back for you.
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No thanks!
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I'll stab him with a poisonous
stiletto and, while he's down,
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finish him off with
my magnificent Aho.
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Lashara? What a smart name!
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Yes, my name is Lashara Moon.
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But, that's the name of
the Galactic Emperor's daughter!
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- What was that for?!
- Oh, I didn't see you. Loser!
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It's awesome that you're on the
road searching for your lover.
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It's nothing at all...
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Lucky you! As for me, it's...
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...one rejection after another!
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How can you be so cruel?!
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Puny chest!
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I see, you get rejected
if you have a "puny chest"...
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I'm relieved. That means
I will not be rejected...
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That was brutal...
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What a tactic!
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If only I could see him now...
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So what if you got bigger tits?
I have a more slender waist.
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Yes, you do have a slender
waist.
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Why is it that nothing I say
makes me feel better?
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Still, how the heck did they get
to be so large?
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Oh, please don't touch them!
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Gosh, they're so soft!
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No, you can't! You must focus
on this punk right now.
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But, then again...
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Oh, not there!
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Oh, no... You mustn't!
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- Wow, they're awesome!
- Outstanding!
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Please don't...
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Hey, look at this!
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Oh, my god!
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- Princess!
- What are you doing here?!
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- The men's bath is over there!
- Oh, no. I am...
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Just get out of here!
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Oh, my!
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This is terrible! I...
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00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:47,950
Photon-san!
260
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,500
Damn you!
261
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:57,300
You wanna kill me?!
262
00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:00,970
Sir Papacha!
263
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,220
Shoot!
264
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,350
You'd never guess from
his harmless looks...
265
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:11,640
I can't believe he tried to
molest us...
266
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:14,650
Well, Pochini is a...
267
00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:18,690
Already!
I think I'll get out now.
268
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:20,990
Where do you think you're going?
269
00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:24,280
I couldn't tell you.
270
00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:26,280
Oh, no, you ain't!
271
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:31,120
- Gimme a hand, will ya?
- Yes.
272
00:20:31,910 --> 00:20:33,370
Let go of me!
273
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,960
- Hold her right there.
- Like this?
274
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,040
Why are you hugging me?!
275
00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:40,880
Hers are definitely bigger
by close comparison.
276
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:41,920
Can I?
277
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,470
Let go of me!
278
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:46,600
And, hers are much softer, too.
279
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,640
- Please stop it.
- C'mon, they won't rub off.
280
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,640
There!
281
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,560
No one has ever done that.
282
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:53,600
There!
283
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,360
Oh, no, you mustn't. No more!
284
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,440
Say, Photon-kun...
285
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:02,280
Let's make a truce for now.
286
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,780
Sir Papacha!
287
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,580
Here I come! I'm gonna do it!
288
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:23,630
Please, I'm begging you.
289
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,800
Whoa! They feel so plump!
290
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,640
Oh, no... not that...
291
00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:30,260
It feels so...
292
00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:31,600
...good!!
293
00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:38,650
Photon-kun, my friend!
I just got a great idea!
294
00:21:39,150 --> 00:21:43,990
Will you punch a tiny hole right
here with your brute force?
295
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,820
- Sir Papacha!
- Quiet!!
296
00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:53,040
Photon-kun, you're a man,
aren't you?
297
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,460
Beyond this wall lies
an everlasting paradise.
298
00:21:57,540 --> 00:22:00,670
It's the goal every man,
by nature, aspires to.
299
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,840
Rather, it's the one thing in
life every man must aspire to!
300
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,220
Sir Papacha!
301
00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:08,010
Shut up, Pochi!
302
00:22:08,090 --> 00:22:12,680
Okay, I give you three seconds
to say whatever is on your mind.
303
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:13,680
One, two...
304
00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:18,140
Sir Papacha, is it true that
you're already married?
305
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,520
How did you find out?
306
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:22,820
How much do you know?
307
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:27,530
That you have thirteen wives,
Sir Papacha.
308
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,870
Princess Lashara adores you
implicitly...
309
00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:34,330
How could you step on
her feelings?
310
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,250
Is that what you wanted to know?
311
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:42,000
I approached her simply because
she is an imperial princess.
312
00:22:42,130 --> 00:22:44,460
Don't you love her?
313
00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:49,550
Why would I want to tie myself
down with a lass like that?
314
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:54,180
If I have to, I suppose I could
take her as my nineteenth wife.
315
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,690
So, it was true...
316
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,860
I couldn't believe it until
I heard it from you.
317
00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:08,070
I didn't want to believe it.
318
00:23:10,570 --> 00:23:14,870
Lashara was in love with you.
319
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,460
...truly in love.
320
00:23:28,630 --> 00:23:30,260
Where were we, Photon-kun?
321
00:23:32,050 --> 00:23:35,470
Will you punch just a tiny
peep hole right here?
322
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,270
I promise you will see
a whole new world, my friend!
323
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,560
You made him cry.
324
00:23:40,690 --> 00:23:45,150
No need for moderation here.
Give it all you got.
325
00:23:45,230 --> 00:23:46,570
You made him cry.
326
00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:50,360
Go on, do it quick.
Or, we'll miss the chance.
327
00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:52,700
That's it!
328
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,240
Right here. Punch one right...
329
00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:15,850
Bon appetite!
330
00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:39,830
Mr. Elephant?
331
00:24:41,370 --> 00:24:42,290
Photon!
332
00:24:42,370 --> 00:24:43,540
What are you looking at?!
333
00:24:48,090 --> 00:24:50,170
What have you done?!
334
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,510
My goodness! What a mess!
335
00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:56,390
How in the world am I supposed
to do business now?
336
00:24:58,220 --> 00:24:59,680
What's with him?!
337
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,650
Are you...?
Is that you, Photon-chan?
338
00:25:07,610 --> 00:25:08,520
Yes, Photon.
339
00:25:09,230 --> 00:25:13,780
How long has it been? Was it at
my wedding that I last saw you?
340
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,240
Brings back memories...
341
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,820
Wedding?!
342
00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:18,780
Don't tell me!
343
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,580
Could this be...?
344
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:24,250
Aun? Yes, it's you!
345
00:25:24,370 --> 00:25:28,500
It's so nice of you to come all
the way to visit your old sister!
346
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,630
No way...
347
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,840
That's Photon's favorite sister?
348
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:42,020
Oh, no. This can't be happening!
My sister was so beautiful...
349
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:44,020
And now she's...
350
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:47,900
Looks like you'll have big tits,
all right. Congratulations.
351
00:25:50,730 --> 00:25:53,440
No way!!
352
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,870
All the players seem
to have gathered...
353
00:26:04,910 --> 00:26:10,080
I never knew that a man's little
man is such a manly thing.
354
00:26:10,210 --> 00:26:13,380
Pochini, isn't it most appalling
that a man could be so cowardly...
355
00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:15,880
as to peep into a lady's bath?
356
00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:19,970
That man ought to follow
the example of Sir Papacha...
357
00:26:20,090 --> 00:26:21,720
who is the noblest man I know.
358
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:26,480
Princess Lashara, I'm afraid
it was Sir Papacha himself.
359
00:26:26,730 --> 00:26:32,110
That's impossible! It's not in
his nature to do such a thing.
360
00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:38,110
Sir Papacha is not the man
we thought he was, Lashara.
361
00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:41,570
To be continued
362
00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:42,450
NEXT EPISODE
363
00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:44,330
I win! I win!
Aun's sister is
genetically obese!
364
00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:45,660
Mind your mission, will ya?
365
00:26:45,790 --> 00:26:49,170
I'm too drunk with victory,
Ms. Would-Be Fatty.
366
00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:51,920
- Stop it! I'm not like her!
- Not yet.
367
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:55,130
She ticks me off!
Someone make her pay!
368
00:26:55,210 --> 00:26:57,970
Lo and behold, I'm captured
by Papacha. What a pinch!
369
00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:00,260
- Serves you right!
- Hey, he's got you, too.
370
00:27:00,390 --> 00:27:01,140
He does?
371
00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:04,850
Papacha Turns
372
00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:04,850
the Key
373
00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:04,850
Photon, the fifth episode:
Papacha Turns the Key
374
00:27:04,850 --> 00:27:07,270
I'm going to die, aren't I?
375
00:27:07,350 --> 00:27:08,600
Photon, help!
376
00:27:08,690 --> 00:27:09,600
I'll be there, baby!
377
00:27:09,690 --> 00:27:10,980
Is that really him?
378
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:35,420
There's nothing like love.
That's what keeps me going.
379
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:40,590
My heart palpitates
at the slightest omen.
380
00:27:43,470 --> 00:27:50,230
Hard knocks. False alarms.
Hunt by instincts.
381
00:27:51,190 --> 00:27:56,730
What a trouble-maker.
382
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:04,070
Hold your breath. Will it be
another unrequited love?
383
00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:07,290
Another heartbreak...?
384
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:14,130
Bad feelings are creeping up
on me again.
385
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:24,220
In times of trouble, I count on
you to come flying to my rescue.
386
00:28:24,510 --> 00:28:31,810
I'll be in love again tomorrow,
just as usual.
387
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:39,150
You always make me feel safe,
my lucky charm.
388
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:45,700
Isn't it the most important
thing there is?
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