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Father...

I wish to play these heart-felt notes for my beloved.

Please allow me to leave home for a short while.

Please let me be with him.

Father!

PHOTON

Lashara

Leaves Home

Sir Papacha...

Each day seems like a thousand years without you.

Oh, how I long to see you!

I would fly to the very end of the galaxy...

if I could see you.

Sir Papacha...

I sense a psychic disturbance...

What is troubling you, dear princess?

Bulan.

We are not in public.

Please call me Lashara as you normally do.

Well, Lashara, what is causing your distress?

It's...

Something you can't even tell me, your friend?

Bulan, I...

For Pete's sake!

True, I came along for the hell of it.

But, all we do is fly over the desert. It's no fun!

Oh, no? It's fun to me.

How's that?

'Cause I'm in the middle of a honey moon.

Only a true idiot would rejoice to be labeled as such.

Darn it!

She just ticks me off!

How can you snooze when I'm feeling so damn antsy?

Rats!

So, where are we headed anyway? I'm entitled to that much.

I'm looking for Grandpa's Aho Memorizer.

Is that worth money? I could help you, if you want.

It's not what you think, dummy.

Fine! I would never help you even if you begged me!

Let's go home, Photon.

Hey! You're not going anywhere with my husband!

Ouch! Got me...

Your what?! He's going back to the village with me!

- He promised he'd come with me. - That doesn't count.

Says who?!

- You're coming with me, right? - We're going back home, right?

I am hungry...

To make a feast for the beloved husband...

That's the exclusive duty of a new bride.

Augh!

It will just take a second, h-o-n-e-y.

The fact that you want to eat my cooking proves...

that you're coming with me.

What's one got to do with the other?

It simply proves he's hungry.

Right, Photon?

Besides, do you even know how to cook?

She does?!

Ouch!

Huh?

She sucks.

Oh, no, you don't.

The man must be patient until his beloved wife finishes her business.

What the hell is THAT?!

That way, she can watch his happy face as he eats.

So, until I say go, don't you dare even think of picking.

That's right. You'd better stay off of that unappetizing junk.

- What's that supposed to mean? - You heard me.

I tell you what.

Why don't we do an objective taste test?

I rest my case!

Just look at it!

What's that?

How can you not feel anything at this pitiful sight?

You picked?! Shame on you, Koro-chan.

That's not the point!!

I expect you've already traced the transmitter.

Not yet, Sir Papacha.

Do it already!!

Yes, Sir Papacha.

Previously, we fooled around too much and failed to catch Keyne.

But, it's all part of my master plan.

This time I have one billion Brain Crystals on my side.

I'll give them a taste of my long-range Aho attack!

You're fantastic, Sir Papacha.

- You're divine, Sir Papacha. - You're perfect, Sir Papacha.

- Number one, get the set-up! - Yes, Sir!

- Dispatch Number One! - Yes, Sir!

Your flight is unauthorized.

Reverse your course at once. I repeat, reverse your...

Those ships are burning. Is everything all right?

Everything is fine.

Really? Everything is fine?

Of course.

Sir Papacha is none other than your future companion.

Anyone who stifles our attempt to rescue him should be crushed...

Should they not?

Yes, they must.

Sir Papacha... I'm coming to you now.

Just hold on a little longer, okay, h-o-n-e-y?

Damn Keyne is playing a newly-wed all by herself.

Don't you feel for that poor thing over there?

What?

I see Photon nodding happily.

Not him! It's that thing next to him.

You're jealous.

- Don't be idiotic! - But I am an idiot.

What's on my forehead is a proof that Photon is my husband...

and that I'm his wife.

A newly wedded wife deserves to be as giddy as she wants.

That scribble was a joke. What else could it be?

How can you take it seriously and get so blissed out?

It's so comical even a stern-faced desert anteater would crack up.

Ha ha ha ha.

Thanks for being happy for me.

Honey, let's just ignore her and have our meal.

Sorry it took so long.

Now you can...

I can't let you insult me like this!

I can what? Eat?

Take this! And this!

I can eat? Can I?

Can I? Can I?

Sorry to interrupt you at a busy time.

Here we go.

Okay, everyone. Take it away.

Materializing out of the blue,

comes a dashing gent in a black cape.

- Quite a dandy!

Everyone seems to know him, yet no one really does.

He is the greatest man alive.

- The very greatest!

Who is this hero of the galaxy?

The warrior of love?

It is...

It is I!

Papacharino Nanadan!!

- Fabulous! - You're the best!

What are you doing?

- Stop with the praises, Pochi.

- For heaven's sake...

- I don't like to point out the obvious.

- Papacha?!

Keyne, you must be stunned by my splashy entrance.

What have you done to my food?!

This anti-Aho barrier is powered by one billion Brain Crystals!

Don't eat that dirty food, Photon.

Wait til you see its force!

ONE BILLION

- You're the best, Sir Papacha!

Well, Keyne? Are you impressed?

You've ruined my masterpiece!

You know full well Aho can't touch me right now.

Come on, stop fooling around with that dickhead...

and come to papa.

Photon-kun... Was that the name of his Highness the Idiot Prince?

You don't intend to knock me over with that spooned fist, do you?

Me, the most powerful man alive?

That's absolutely useless!

You can't break this anti-Aho barrier with that.

It's foolish. Way too foolish!

Sir Papacha!

Excuse me please.

How did he find us?

Man, I'm hurting!

- What was that for? - Shut up and strip down!

It's got to be you.

What did I do?

Hey, that's mine!

It's mine! Give it back! I said, give it back!

Bingo. That's how he was able to launch a long-range Aho attack.

You are such an idiot!

Who are you calling an idiot?!

That does it! Take this!

What's this?

What? Hey, c'mon!

Nothing's happening...

Sorry, Photon. I'm out of groceries.

I'll go shopping right away and do it over, OK?

What have you done to me?

Don't bring home any more knickknacks!

Why do I feel so unbelievably frustrated?

I feel as if I've cut up a favorite pair of panties!!

I'll show you!!

The signal has disappeared off the coordinate map.

- It's a disaster! - Calm down, you nitwits.

Resume the reconditioning of the Brain Crystals.

They'd better be perfect this time.

The tune-up! The tune-up!

The others must advance ahead of the enemy and prepare...

to plant another transmitter.

Roger!

I'll show them!

I'll take this, this, and this...

You don't have any fish, huh?

Planning something special? Just married, aren't you?

Does it show?

Boy, have I got a good piece of Totora for you, madam!

Sold!

- A grilled Totora with salt. - Thanks. Come again.

I can't stand her giddiness!

I won't rest easy until I pull a fast one on that idiot.

SO, YOU WANNA PULL A FAST ONE ON THAT IDIOT!

Hmm, what's this?

WE HAVE SLEEPING PILLS

WE HAVE SLEEPING PILLS

WE HAVE SLEEPING PILLS

WE HAVE SLEEPING PILLS

Sleeping pills...

IDIOT

IDIOT

NANADAN PHARMACY

NANADAN PHARMACY

Welcome!

I have no feelings for Photon whatsoever!

But, she annoys the hell out of me and I must do something!

Oh, never mind the reason...

Take these sleeping pills with a hidden transmitter for free.

Thanks. It's free? That's cheap.

Well, nothing is freer than a gift.

What an idiot! She fell for my trap so easily.

I'll catch Keyne for sure!

Sorry it took so long. You must be starved!

I really wanted to make fish but I couldn't find any, you see.

This is a salt-cured Totora with chocolate cream and curry spice.

C'mon. Let's do it!

Doesn't it look great?

Photon, now you can finally...

My masterpiece...

My plan...

Plan?

You thought you got rid of me, but think again.

Didn't I say you could never get away from me?

The other day, I fell short due to my crew's shoddy work.

Today, I'm donning a 100 percent synchronous anti-Aho barrier.

No one can beat me!

Surrender, Keyne. Come to papa.

If you resist...

I'll be forced to use my magnificently powerful Aho.

I told you not to bring home any more knickknacks!

What were those sleeping pills for anyway?

Who cares what I put into that food?

I do!

Your cooking sucks!

How do you know it sucks?

I've got proof!

I cook with the love and care of a new bride. It can't be bad!

Besides, Photon will gladly eat whatever I put on the table.

That was some brazen statement.

Well, we'll just have to see whose cooking Photon prefers.

I challenge you!

That's absurd.

After all, we grew up together.

Making his favorite meal is no biggie for me.

Even so, I'm sure your food is far superior...?

Without a doubt! Fine, I'll take you on!

The loser gets off this hover.

- What kind of a rule...? - Are you losing confidence?

Deal! But no monkey business this time.

That's my line.

By hook or by crook...

...l'll win!!

I'm giving you a shot of painkiller.

Shit! Damn those punks!

Sir Papacha, we've lost them on the coordinate map again.

Damn you! You never do anything right!!

Sir Papacha, please control yourself!

Nitwit! Those Crystals weren't properly reconditioned!

I'm sorry, Sir.

Sir Papacha, I promise we'll work harder this time.

One billion won't do.

Prepare five billion Crystals for the next attack.

What? Five billion?!

You've got all night to do it!

Roger, Sir!

Meanwhile we'll beat them to the next town once again.

Roger!

Hurry up! I'll teach them a lesson this time for sure!

An eye for an eye!

This will be a success!

NANADAN PHARMACY

Give me the stuff!

Oh, no! Sir Papacha, please pull yourself together.

How are you doing?

Not so good, I'm afraid.

Me neither!

Aun-chan, you're doing great!

Keyne-chan, you're doing great!

Your wait is over!!

Photon, eat all you can!

I can? I can?

At last, we shall put an end to the long battle!

This time will be different from the last!

Why? Because this anti-Aho barrier is backed up...

by five billion Brain Crystals!

You're fabulous, Sir Papacha!

Here goes!

P-A-P-A-C-H-A!

Let's go Papacha! Yay!

I am quite splendid without any back-up...

but even more so with five billion Brain Crystals,

which is five billion more than you can ever afford!

I've become the most powerful man in the galaxy.

See the power of five billion Brain Crystals!!

FIVE BILLION

Well, Photon-kun, surprised? Did it make you flaccid?

Oh, you poor thing...

That's fantastic!

ONE BILLION

What is this?

Pochi, you said you stayed up all night to put it together.

Certainly. We spent all night to...

To...?

Make our cheerleading costumes!

Let's go!

Hurrah, hurrah, Papacha!

That's not what I told you to do! Nitwit!!

You nitwit!

I've got to hand it to you, Photon-kun.

But this is Pochi's fault. I didn't lose this battle.

Prepare yourself for our next meeting.

What a waste...

It came out so well...

- Shoot! - I forgot!

I am hungry...

Damn you, Pochi!!

So what if you were entrusted to to me by Princess? I've had it!

I hope you die in some gutter!

Oh, no, Sir Papacha! Don't forsake me!

Shut it! Get out of my sight!

Sir Papacha!

Ouch! Let me go, you idiot!

Sir Papacha!

This can't be... I've been so devoted to you.

This is terrible, Sir Papacha...

Sir Papacha, I'd like to see inside your heart.

I'd like to know your true feelings.

I am Sir Papacharino Nanadan,

soon to be the conqueror of the galaxy.

Naturally, I can get any woman I want.

At present, I have thirteen wives in the galaxy.

My goal is thirteen million!

Sir Papacha has wives...?

What about Princess Lashara?!

Take advantage of everything and anything - that's my motto.

Quite fitting for a future conqueror.

But that's not all I intend to do...

It can't be...

It's not happening!

That is where Sir Papacha awaits me...

I have finally come to you, Sir Papacha...

A positive reaction for the Singular Point...

I see... This is the core of the Anti-Aho Furnace.

To be continued

NEXT EPISODE

NEXT EPISODE

Soon I'll know why Grandpa told me to go to Sandy Planet.

Hey, I see the legendary spa ahead in all that steam.

We'll be rewarded for the long journey we've endured.

A spa! Ooh-la-la!

After I scrub myself in the spa, I'll be consummated with Photon.

- So that's how it is. - Oops!

Where is he anyway?

You smell good, like Nee-san.

Hey, who's that lady with the jugs?

Whoa, wait a sec...

Pochi's Feelings

Photon, the fourth episode: Pochi's Feelings

- Pochi has a big part, too? - I think so.

There's nothing like love. That's what keeps me going.

My heart palpitates at the slightest omen.

Hard knocks. False alarms. Hunt by instincts.

What a trouble-maker.

Hold your breath. Will it be another unrequited love?

Another heartbreak...?

Bad feelings are creeping up on me again.

In times of trouble, I count on you to come flying to my rescue.

I'll be in love again tomorrow, just as usual.

You always make me feel safe, my lucky charm.

Isn't it the most important thing there is?