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Conceived by PHOTON PROJECT

He's found me?

Damn! Koro-chan, can't you shake him off?

Oh no!

Hey, how did you get in?!

The tracer?!

There must be a transmitter.

This is not it.

Not this, either.

That's useless.

Shit!

Not here?

Could it be...?!

Where is it? Where can it be?

Shit! Not here?

Is this it?

No, it's not!

Darn it!

I bought these when I dropped by Planet Naris just the other day.

They cost me a pretty penny too!

What?

You got me!

I succumbed to animal instinct!

No harm done...

Not yet, anyway.

PHOTON

AUN IS AN IDIOT

The Holy Object is gone!!

It's definitely the work of your daughter, Aun!!

Not again!

This time she's fallen for Laman the Troubadour from Peperon.

Of all the men in the world...

He's absolutely destined to break her heart.

She'll end up wreaking havoc with her power.

- Get Photon! - Yes, Sir.

I knew you'd say that. Here he is.

Your foresight is impressive.

This is the forty-seventh time, after all!

Going out, dear?

Aun-chan's done it again? You have my sympathy.

Try to catch her away from residential areas.

Good luck as always! Take care!

Oh, my Laman-sama!

When you held the concert in my village,

you sparked the nitric love plug in my heart.

I loved the way you danced away with your exotic instrument!

You smiled at me during the encore...

My Laman-sama, you are fabulous ...times two!!

Oh, my Laman-sama!

Hey there, Photon!

What brings you out here?

What? Not again!

Change the course at once!

Be quick or I'll kill you!

Yes!

It's kind of obvious, but what do you want?

A lady like you shouldn't be traveling alone in the desert.

With guys like us swarming around?

It's oh so dangerous!

So, you want to get between me and my Laman-sama, huh?

I shall fight you!

Gosh, I'm so noble, aren't I?

Oh, you're strong!

Enough!

What are you doing? Stop it!

It's the Holy Object.

Whoa! We can sell it and live like kings for a good while.

This must be our lucky day!

We got us a sucker and a half.

Got that right.

Why, you cowards!

That's the nest egg for my life of love and passion with Laman-sama!

Oh, my Laman-sama!

What do we do with her?

- She's nothing but trouble. - Let's kill her.

Yikes, what rash reasoning!

Stop! I'm going to see Laman-sama!

Help us improve our lives...

No way! I don't wanna die!!

Too late!

Aun?

Aun!

Gotcha!

Hi there.

How long have you been there?

We'll give this back. Here.

So long!

Nee-san, I kept my promise.

Papacharino Nanadan, reporting our conquest over the rebel army...

of Planet Gadez.

Thank you for your troubles.

Yes.

I busted my butt for nothing.

You may rest til the next duty.

I grant you the permission to see the princess.

I am honored.

Until then, Lashara, the First Imperial Princess...

Yes.

You bet I'll take it easy.

Hey, what's this? It hurts!

Photon?!

I remember now... I was attacked by desert bandits and...

Can't you be a little more gentle?

You're gonna kill me one of these days!!

We go back to the village tomorrow.

Very funny, clown-face.

I'm on my way to my Laman-sama, to the village of Peperon.

Oh, my beloved Laman-sama...

You're pestering him.

How do you know?

What about traveling expenses?

I'm all set this time.

Oh? Where the...

Looking for this?

That's mine!

No, it's the village heirloom.

Just shut your mouth!

I am the daughter of the Chief.

What belongs to his village belongs to me.

Give it back to me!

I promised the Chief.

Oops. Then he knows about this?

C'mon, Photon. Won't you give me a break?

Of course not...

You knucklehead!

OK! Fine! I'll go home. Hope you're happy!!

You're an idiot! I'm going to sleep!

To hell with sleep!

Now I can sleep.

Photon?

Photon?

Idiot.

What do you know? He's loaded.

The Holy Object could be too hot to sell because of Gramps.

I'll take these instead.

Nee-san...

What's he keeping this for?

You can have this box that you like so much. Use it well.

One last thing, I would like you to make a promise with me.

Be a good friend to Aun.

Protect her with your power.

I don't need any protection from him!

You and your integrity! For what?

I

ID

IDI

IDIO

IDIOT

Idiot.

My Laman-sama, Aun Fleya will be with you in no time!

Aun?

Aun?

Aun?

He should be waking up to a little surprise by now...

I knew it!

Typically, he is prone to come straight over the valley...

But, does he know Totora has a nest down below?

Not!

He can't be bogged down by a mere Totora...

Well, I know just the thing for those who meddle with love!

You'll probably survive this too so I won't even wish you luck.

IDIOT

Ha-ha.

Aun! Idiot!!

Aun's an idiot!

IDIOT

Just like Nee-san...

Nee-san...

You are beautiful, therefore worthy of my love.

Liar.

I could prove my sincerity by drawing this very crest...

on your forehead.

Sounds like a line you might use on anyone...

Perhaps...

But I make a point of saving it for the most attractive ladies.

I'll believe you when I see that crest of yours on my forehead...

tomorrow morning.

You'll see...

Papacha-sama!!

Papacha-sama.

Damn you!

Papacha-sama, you're buck naked!

Yeah, buck naked! Hurrah, buck naked!

- The #2 has been thrown out. - The #2 has been thrown out.

Pochi, you're disturbing my precious leisure time.

You'd better have a damn good reason for this!

Absolutely, sir.

We picked up the signal.

You sure it's the one?

Yes, Sir!

No word to the executive officers, I hope?

Certainly not.

Well done, Pochi.

Only Princess Lashara has been informed.

What?!

That must be her right now.

Nitwit! Get my clothes, now!

You hide behind the bed!

No peeking. No talking. And no breathing either!

- Get a close-up. - Yes sir!

Nitwit! Not there! On my face!

- Yes sir!

- You may connect the line. - Yes sir!

Princess Lashara, this is Papacharino Nanadan speaking.

Papacha-sama?

Pochi #1, why are you there?

I had a message for her. Here she comes now.

Count Papacharino Nanadan...

I never expected to hear your voice at this hour.

I am infinitely honored.

The honor is all mine.

I have just received the report from Pochini here...

I shall tend to that matter myself.

You will be out of my reach once again...

I shall try to make a swift return for you, my beloved...

Princess, may I ask you a favor?

What is it?

I'd like you to keep my mission a secret.

Why, may I ask?

This is an opportunity I cannot let others impede.

Especially for the sake of our future...

Oh my!

Good-bye.

Papacha-sama...

- Sir, you're the best! - You're the greatest!

What a performance!

Assholes!

Just get the Nanadan ready for takeoff.

Where did you say the signal was coming from?

From a planet on the far fringes of the galaxy.

The far fringes... That's just perfect.

Who are you?!

Photon.

Die!

Shit!

I'm sorry.

Sneaky gerbil!

What? It doesn't work?!

I'm sorry.

An anti-Aho barrier...?

I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. - Shut up!

This is insulting!

I'm naked!

Why do we have the same crest?

This can't be! Why is this happening?

I'm sorry.

Did you draw this crest on my forehead?

Why did you do it?

Well... Let's see...

I'm lost.

Is this the test of love, so to speak?

I'm not giving up! Nothing can stop me from pursuing my Laman-sama!!

Are you working for the Emperor or Papacha?

I don't know them.

What do you call this planet?

Sandy Planet.

Sandy Planet?

So, I made it here...

Thanks.

My name is Keyne Aqua. What's yours?

Photon Earth.

Lemme ask you... When did you last take a bath?

Two months ago.

- Come this way. - Why?

Never mind why.

Damn you, Photon!

I wouldn't be in this mess if you had just taken me into town!

- Take your clothes off! - Oh no!

Yes! No woman in her right mind puts up with a husband so foul.

Come on, chop-chop!

Here we go.

- I'll bathe with you. - Oh no!

Photon is a big idiot!

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NEXT EPISODE

I, the graceful and lovely Aun-chan, am in mortal danger!

And what is Photon doing at a time like this?

THE NEW

BRIDE KEYNE

- He's taking a bath with me, Keyne-chan.

How could you? Can't you see my poor heart is aching?

THE NEW

BRIDE KEYNE

- He's too busy enjoying the comforts of my shelter.

Here I am, trying to find you with this Papachump character.

And what do you do in return?!

THE NEW

BRIDE KEYNE

- He's having tea with me.

Get off your butt, Photon!

THE NEW

BRIDE KEYNE

Photon, the second episode: "The New Bride Keyne"

On our first night, be sweet, very sweet...

There's nothing like love. That's what keeps me going.

My heart palpitates at the slightest omen.

Hard knocks. False alarms. Hunt by instincts.

What a trouble-maker.

Hold your breath. Will it be another unrequited love?

Another heartbreak...?

Bad feelings are creeping up on me again.

In times of trouble, I count on you to come flying to my rescue.

I'll be in love again tomorrow, just as usual.

You always make me feel safe, my lucky charm.

Isn't it the most important thing there is?