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Claudia: Previously...

19 celebrities arrived to play

the ultimate murder mystery.

These dastardly treasures, we've got to find them.

Claudia: All in the hope of winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

Alan Carr: Oh!

Claudia: One by one, the Faithful have fallen.

Stephen Fry: I am, of course, as I have told you

all along, a Faithful.

Claudia: And a brutal face-to-face murder...

Oh, my God!

Claudia: saw another Faithful's demise.

Alan: Lucy, you've been murdered.

Claudia: A speculation in the castle mounted...

I'd love it if you came with me on the Jonathan theory.

You can trust me.

Can I?

Claudia: a daunting mission...

You're doing well!

Shut up!

Claudia: bagged one player's safety...

I'm gonna sleep easy with the shield tonight.

Claudia: and a fierce round table...

I'd quite like to hear from you.

You're telling me I don't speak?

I am going to vote for Jonathan.

Claudia: saw a Traitor finally banished...

I have been all through the game completely faithful...

to the Traitors!

I am throwing you a dinner party.

But with no rest for the wicked,

the Traitors were set another deadly task.

You must murder in plain sight at tonight's dinner.

One Traitor must toast the player you want to murder

while saying the words...

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

How the hell are we going to do this?

Why is it always me?

Claudia: This is The Celebrity Traitors.

Oh, look at this!

Oh, this is nice, isn't it?

Oh!

Ooh, look at this!

Alan: There's seven of us left.

The more time I spend with them, the more I bond with them.

Ooh!

And now I've got to murder one of them in plain sight.

Well done on everybody for catching a Traitor.

WDE.

As I might get murdered tonight, thank you, all of you.

You've predicted your own murder

for the last seven meals.

Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.

Same.

This genuinely, though,

has been, like, one of those once-in-a-lifetime...

Oh, it's been amazing.

This has been our problem.

We've liked each other too much.

This has been our weakness.

- From the word go. - Right on the work.

- From the start. - Yeah.

And that blinded me with Jonathan, you see.

Seriously.

Does anyone feel like this game

is nothing like how you thought it was gonna be?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

David: It's so much harder than I thought.

The thing I really didn't expect from this experience

was the idea that I'd be changed by it.

Mm. Yeah.

And I do feel changed by it.

And that's a real surprise.

I remember even on day two, I realized very quickly

that we had fallen into every single cliché

of what people say who were playing the game, like,

"I think it's this person 'cause this..."

And this was when there was, like, 19 of us still.

Yeah.

I didn't think I would be as sucked into it as I was.

I thought it would be much easier to spot Traitors,

whereas actually you've just been bedazzled,

dare I say, by the great personalities around you,

which just makes your head spin, doesn't it?

But the great thing is we've really, I think, been ourselves.

And that's quite a major thing,

especially if we're not playing a character.

And we're just having to be ourselves,

which I think is a difficult thing to be.

So I think that's an achievement.

It is an achievement.

And just more fun, actually, like more fun

than I thought I'd ever have.

I feel like I've learned lots from all of you

in different ways.

I mean, sorry, it probably sounds a bit naff,

but I feel a bit inspired.

Yeah, I get that.

I feel like I've laughed so much.

I think I've had quite a few years recently

of being quite sad and having to be quite controlled

and inward looking, and you've all made me feel a bit like...

on looking out.

That's really nice.

I really do.

It's very nerve-wracking.

It's such a small group of us.

Anything could be noticed,

but I'm trying to not make anything obvious

and not show anything on my face.

I always have struggled with, like, small talk

or just, like, not really knowing what to say

to people when you first meet them.

So I feel like I've learned...

And you have.

And given myself, like,

the confidence now to go back to the world.

Joe, what have you learned?

Come on.

I didn't think it would affect me...

As much as it...

on a real level.

I thought I'd be able to keep it

on a superficial game level.

Joe's a big softie.

I've had so much fun. It's just been...

It's been a giggle, hasn't it?

It's been so fun, hasn't it?

Meeting everyone...

More fun than you thought?

Way more fun.

Oh.

You can say it as much as you like,

"It's not personal."

Then we come to the table and we go,

"Oh, Christ, we're gonna have to vote somebody off."

- Yeah. - Yeah.

'Cause I love you all, you see,

and that... that, what I think, is the cruel part of the game.

I think it's a very clever game, but I also think it's cruel.

Look, I'm sorry to say,

surely we're sitting with two Traitors.

If it was three Traitors.

Alan: I didn't think there was much time left,

and now I've got to kill someone, and it's heartbreaking.

How am I going to murder someone in plain sight?

I'm in everyone's eye line.

Alan...

What have I learned about myself? Eh...

Yeah, go on.

Yeah, go on, Alan.

I don't know.

I mean, I should be good at it, you know?

I've murdered Paloma in plain sight.

I handed Lucy the death warrant.

I'm really hoping third time's a charm.

I just need to open my mind a bit more, you know?

Maybe that's it, open my mind a bit more,

read an extra book.

I don't know what he's thinking. I'm scared.

Everyone's so vigilant and looking for things.

I actually thought I was, like, good at puzzles and stuff.

And you realize, you know, obviously, you're very...

You're all clever and stuff, but, I mean, just your way,

you know, with the Trojan horse and, like, Stephen,

you know, he's just got that brain, you know.

And it's just the quotes and everything he'd say

and, you know...

Just all got, like, "Tempus fugit," and...

What did he say to me if I went to bed?

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Claudia: Unaware that a murder in plain sight

took place last night,

it's time for the Faithful to find out

who has made it to breakfast.

Oh.

I'm the first one in.

I felt quite cool coming in to breakfast.

Maybe because I don't have the blood on my hands,

seeing that dinner table,

only Alan could do something like that.

Oh, yeah.

Enter.

Hello!

No one else is here.

It was so obvious.

It wasn't.

It was so obvious.

Alan, it wasn't obvious. It wasn't obvious.

I was so nervous.

I think, "What are we gonna do if everyone goes for me?"

What, you think everyone's gonna go for you today?

- Yeah. - Do you?

- You watch. - I think it's fine.

Don't stress about it too much.

- I'll try and keep calm. - Yeah.

Last night was my second murder in plain sight.

The first one was very secretive.

I had Paloma alone in the kitchen.

This one was a bit more, say, theatrical.

It was out there.

So I am a bit worried.

I just need to get through this round table

and just hope no one puts two and two together

with the eggy Shakespeare quote.

Come in.

Joe!

Kate! - Kate!

You always sound so surprised!

I'm always surprised you survived another morning.

He's delighted, really, aren't you?

Do you know what that blouse needs?

A few more bows.

I don't think it's got enough.

Oh, my God! So, we've survived.

Can we just take it in?

You survived. You had your shield.

He had his shield.

Yes, I... See, I remembered the shield I got.

I've got a lot on my mind.

- Okay, fine. - Have you?

Can we just have breakfast

without discussing who you might think

are Traitors and Faithfuls?

I don't think you're a Traitor.

You're so sweet.

I think Alan is a Traitor

who deflects and diffuses everything with comedy,

but I don't have enough Faithfuls

on side to bring it to the table.

So, my plan going into tonight is that I'm gonna vote off

either David or Kate, but then I'm not sure...

I do have a suspicion of David.

I love the way Jonathan left.

He just left with such panache.

Let's think of some of Jonathan's classic moments

and see if that reveals any other Traitors.

Did he vote David as his last passing Traitor mission?

David is really smart.

He is smart.

But then David didn't stitch him up, did he?

Alan: So, who's still to come through?

So, it's Nick, Celia and David.

My gut tells me it's going to be Nick gone.

- I think Nick. - Really?

Yeah, he's the most threatening to the Traitors.

I think the Traitors are going to get rid of

the most intelligent because it's...

Worrying.

That's Nick and then me.

Alan: Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

Hey!

Celia's gone!

Kate: Celia?!

Eyes, eyes, eyes.

Stephen, he's just got that brain

and it's just the quotes and everything he'd say

and just all kind of like "Tempus fugit."

What did he say to me before he went to bed?

Parting is such sweet sorrow, Celia.

You know what I mean, like.

Did he give you a kiss?

No, no, I was trying this... Don't build your hopes up.

Oh!

Oh, lord.

This is not a very good sign.

Am I dead?

"Dear Celia, by order of the Traitors,

you have been murdered.

Yesterday the Traitors murdered you in plain sight."

Oh, honestly!

Just because I was brave enough

to get that one Traitor out.

What a mean one.

I love being here.

It's been gorgeous, and I'm devastated.

I so wanted to stay till the end, but it's a game.

Ooh.

Celia.

I still can't believe it.

I miss her already.

My darling Celia is gone.

My heart is broken.

It's just made me want to get the Traitors even harder.

Like, I'm sick of this.

They are taking out

some lovely, lovely people.

I'm not having it anymore.

I need to get the Traitors gone.

Gone, gone.

Who did she vote for last night?

Jonathan.

Oh, we can't blame, can't blame him.

Good morning, everybody.

- Morning. - You all right?

Yes-ish.

I'll tell you who isn't.

- Oh. - And I love her.

Can't believe it.

Oh.

We love her, too.

Celia, my queen of the castle,

was murdered by the Traitors.

- Oh. - Oh...

I have another piece of information for you.

Oh, God.

Yesterday, the Traitors murdered Celia...

in plain sight.

What?

How that was done, I leave that for you to speculate.

Oh, God.

It's nearly time for a mission.

You've got to keep your head in the game.

I'm keeping this.

Okay, so what happened at the dinner party?

Who served who?

There was lots of cheers.

There was lots of cheers.

But it doesn't have to be the dinner party.

It could have been any time yesterday.

The one person we know was a Traitor is Jonathan.

So what with Jonathan's interactions with Celia all day,

not just the dinner party?

That's a good call.

Hang on, who spent the most time with Celia last night?

Joe, you and I were left in the kitchen together.

And a lot of us were in the billiards room,

and Celia was there as well.

Right.

The Faithfuls don't have any idea

how Celia's murder could have happened.

And they overthink things too much.

But that's been their downfall this whole time.

Do you want to have a little game of croquet?

Let's do it.

I can't believe it.

You know what?

It was the first time, I think, with Jonathan going

out yesterday, where she was saying in the day,

"Look, I think we all need to kind of

now start rallying together."

Yeah.

That has then been her downfall.

That vote from Jonathan, we can't just ignore it.

Like, we've ignored loads of other things in the game

because it could be he's shot at a fellow Traitor.

Yeah.

So he's named you.

But if there's seven players...

Yeah.

And three of you are Traitors,

and you think one of you's going,

wouldn't you try to build a single narrative

against one of the Faithful?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I was the logical target. - Yeah.

David: Who voted for Jonathan last night?

Nick: I did.

And who else? It was four votes, wasn't it?

Cat: Alan did as well.

- Alan. - Alan did.

I feel like, do I need to start kind of considering people

who have not had much heat on them at the round table?

And Alan is one of them.

Alan actually hasn't had much heat on him

at the round table, really.

They don't suspect Alan for Celia's murder,

but they're still suspicious of him.

Whether it's enough to say his name at the round table,

I don't know yet.

I think only time will tell.

Right, okay, do you swing it between your legs?

You're going golfing.

I don't know.

Do you swing it between your legs?

Is this how you do it?

Oh, what a stupid game, isn't it?

Where are the others, do you reckon?

Do you reckon they're talking about us?

Well, of course they are.

Do you think they think it's us?

No.

Well, some of them do suspect me.

Yeah.

Let's forensically go through the dinner party.

We don't know it was the dinner party.

Very odd.

But we still haven't worked out Paloma's killing in plain sight.

So how on earth are we gonna work out this one?

It could be a word, could be the cheese.

Did anybody ask for anything with the cheese?

It was unusual.

They didn't, did they? They didn't say...

I asked for a bit of chutney, didn't I?

'Cause it was...

Is it the chutney murders?

Yeah.

Oh, did some people have sun-dried tomatoes and not?

'Cause you didn't have sun-dried tomatoes.

No, no!

I'm thinking it'd be a bit more dynamic than...

Well, you'd like to think.

At the moment, no-one suspects me.

Thank God.

I'm going around the house as:

"Mm, did she have cheese?"

I mean, Kate even thinks,

It's because I didn't have sun-dried tomatoes on me plate.

I mean, that's how desperate the Faithfuls are.

I mean, it's proper cringe.

Look, I'll be honest, I've never suspected you.

Occasionally, I think Cat.

Just occasionally. - Yes, I do, yes.

But then on saying that, Cat was one of the first proponents

of, like, the big dog theory, you know, which would suggest

Jonathan or Stephen would have gone.

Yeah, she was.

And that... So, I don't know.

It seems very, very likely that other Traitors

voted for Jonathan.

Yes, yes.

Joe Marler made a very good case,

"Look, if I am wrong on this,

you can banish me the next day."

And that's a really bold thing to say.

Just a tiny bit of me is like, if you knew that

there was a Traitor probably about to go,

'cause there was already a wind behind them,

would you not say that as a Traitor?

But I can't believe it's Joe, because I've been...

But here's what I can believe about Joe,

is that Joe could be one of three Traitors

who would still have run his own path,

and that Jonathan could've had whatever strategies he had.

And Joe would blow him out the water.

And Joe would say, "I'll do what I'm gonna do."

Yeah.

I have opened up to Joe about who I believe

to be Traitors and Faithful in the past.

I feel that he and I are very in tune with each other.

So I don't want to believe it's Joe,

but part of me does have to consider it.

Claudia: With the prize pot currently standing at £53,500,

today's mission will give the players

another chance to add to the pot.

Who wants the front?

I want to sit in the front.

All right, you have the front.

I miss Celia.

I miss Celia.

I really, really hope neither of you did that to my Celia.

Nick: It was shocking Celia going today.

It was really shocking Celia going

because she was so fabulous

on the principle of creating confusion.

Mm.

You can see why Traitors might have chosen to keep her in.

Yeah!

I don't think they're working as a team, the Traitors.

You don't think they are?

No.

Oh, that's interesting.

I think it's Kate or David or both.

Do you think so?

Yeah.

I'm going for Kate or David.

I'm inclined to go more for Kate.

I want Kate Garraway to Kate go away.

We need to...

Mic drop.

Claudia said something like don't lose your head

or what was it?

"Keep your head in the game!"

That was it!

I mean, I am sort of hoping

they're not gonna take our heads off.

The Traitor's Museum.

Oh, hello.

Oh, there she is.

Oh, my God.

It's Claudia.

We walked in and it was weird.

It was sort of a creepy old museum, a bit fusty.

And there were sorts of exhibits sort of dotted around.

There were pictures, ornaments.

And then we saw something very creepy.

Is that meant to be me?

There are heads everywhere.

I'm like, "This is a bit creepy."

They'd straightened my nose, which was nice.

If they could do that in real life, I'd be most grateful.

Nick: Oh, my God!

Alan: Who's that?

Nick: Paloma.

Alan: Some of them did not look lifelike.

Clare Balding looked like Boris Johnson.

Players, welcome to the Castle Museum.

In here, I keep trinkets,

memories of games gone by.

And, as you can see,

I've added all of you to my collection.

There's even one of me. There you go.

Oh, lovely.

Let me tell you about today's mission.

Behind me, you can see six headless statues.

All you have to do is choose a head, walk across there,

and place it on a statue.

And avoid setting off one of these lasers.

Oh, no!

Oh, give over.

That sounds simple,

but then she turns the lasers off.

Not so simple.

If you do go through a laser,

this happens.

You will have to return,

throw the head in the bin.

Oh, no.

But then you can attempt it again

with a different head.

£2,000 will be added to the pot

for each time a headless statue

is reunited with a head.

If you manage to put a head on every statue,

I'll add another £2,000 to the prize fund.

Great.

So you could be adding

£14,000 to the prize fund.

There are 19 heads in total,

essentially giving you 19 lives.

If you run out of heads,

the mission will end.

There is no shield in this mission today.

It is just about building up the prize fund.

It is a timed mission.

You have 20 minutes.

Enormous luck.

I'm gonna get into position with her.

Should some of us be guiding three teams of three,

or should we all just go for it?

I think we should all just go for it.

I don't think I'm going to be

particularly good at this mission.

Mainly because I'm five times the size

of everyone else in the team.

Players, are you all ready?

Yes.

Lasers, activate!

Enormous luck.

Your 20 minutes starts...

now.

Joe: I'm taking my boy Joe.

Cat: I'm going to take Clare.

Joe Wilkinson's was the spitting image.

I was just so happy to see him again.

Miss you, mate.

Cat: Are you going under, Nick?

- Yeah. - Look at him.

I've never done anything like this before.

It was completely surreal.

But the good thing is, I mean, I am quite little,

and yeah, I guess relatively flexible.

I took Celia's head because I missed her,

which does sound weird because I did murder her,

but I had pangs of guilt,

and I felt she was with me, even if it was just her head.

Keep down, Alan.

I've got you, Celia.

The lasers were so tight-knit.

It was so difficult.

I just had to channel

Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment.

Okay. Okay.

I looked at the plinths and I saw that on three of them

there were buttons to turn off some of the lasers.

So getting to those buttons was obviously

the key thing that we needed to do.

Press and hold to turn off lasers.

Oh, it's turned off! It's turned off this one.

It's turned off the lower one.

Yes, yes!

Okay, players, five minutes have gone.

I think you're more agile to go.

Well, keep it pressed.

It's on pressed. It's pressed.

You've got it, yeah? Okay.

Claudia: They're all attempting it at once.

My game plan was to get across as quickly as I could.

I felt like I was in a little competition with Nick

because he's very good at the missions,

so I wanted to see if I could do it first.

Claudia: Cat, you are so close.

Alan: Cat, you're doing so well!

She's like a little nimble...

Oh, no!

Who was it?

Everyone stay exactly where you are.

Cat, please go back to the beginning.

Put your head in the bin.

Pop Clare in the bin.

Oh my God, I was so close. I was so close.

Nick, there's another button over there.

I think it's not possible without pressing the buttons.

Ah, okay.

Lasers, reactivate!

Joe: Hang on, hang on, David.

Cat: Mind your feet!

Okay, keep still.

Whoa!

- What the hell?! - What happened there?

Claudia: David, that was you. Please go back.

Alan: David!

Claudia: Whose head are you throwing in the bin?

Jonathan's.

Oh, he's a Traitor. Get rid.

He deserved to go back!

Lasers are reactivated.

Oh!

Go, guys, go.

I expected it to be hard, 'cause I had seen right at the start

just how criss-crossy the lasers got.

Look at Nick!

The final bit, I had to kind of crouch really quite low.

How's Nick done that?

So that I could then sort of just balance

a little bit easier,

just getting right through to the end.

Nick, you have done it!

Put the head on a statue.

First head on, Mark Bonnar is on one of the statues.

£2,000.

Alan, if you come round here, step over,

you've got the widest...

But I have got quite a big hump.

No, he'll be all right.

Go on, Alan. Right, let's lower it.

Yeah!

Is that me?

Alan, I can confirm it was you.

Please go back and do what you need to do with the head.

I'd grab my own head.

Hey, I'm a narcissist.

I love my own face.

I mean, someone's got to love it.

All right, 10 minutes have gone. We are halfway through.

I don't think my legs are long enough!

Stay low and close to the wall, I think, Cat.

That's... you've done it, Cat.

You've done it.

Cat's done it. Another £2,000!

Well done, Cat.

Tom Daley has been reunited.

Am I allowed to press that button?

- Yes, you may. - Press and hold.

Press and hold to turn off lasers.

Ooh! Another one's gone off.

Hold it, hold it.

Nick, hold it.

Yeah.

Nick and Cat press the button,

and then some of the lasers disappear.

So it gives you a little bit more wiggle room.

Try and get to this bit.

Okay.

Just mind your feet. Mind your feet.

Stick close to that little lectern thing.

The brilliant things, those that were saved, calling out to me.

"Keep your bottom down."

Cat: Lower your bum. Lower your bum a bit.

Come towards me. Keep going. You're basically free.

You're fine. You've done it.

Kate, you've done it. Another £2,000 added!

Please put Niko on a statue.

Head's in the game!

Joe, everything all right with you?

I was just catching up with the other Joe.

Oh, yeah, David, yeah, just stay low, get your bum down

and come towards the wall if you can.

Kate: Ooh, careful of your bottom.

Yes!

Well done, David!

David is through!

Another £2,000.

Wow, Stephen Fry is on one of the statues.

Nick: Put the head down, put the head down.

Alan: There, my head?

Nick: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Keep... you need to get lower, Alan.

Crawling under the laser and then I'd look at my face,

and my face would look back at me

and I was like, "We got this."

- Nick: Put it down there. - I've got you.

Alan, put it down there.

Right, now crawl through on all fours, as it were.

So, put your hands...

Okay, no one help me.

Kate: Come on, Alan. Come on, Alan.

Nick: You've done it, you've done it, you've done it.

Alan is through!

The speed at which Alan went through it really surprised me.

Claudia: Alan, put yourself on a body.

Alan is a proper bag of surprises,

and I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be a Traitor.

Claudia: Five heads, £10,000.

Just Joe Marler to go.

If you manage to get Joe Wilkinson on one of

those statues, you add £2,000 to the prize fund.

Then you get the bonus,

because you'll have placed all six heads.

Joe: Not sure we've thought this one through, have we?

Cat: If you roll...

Roll?

Go down onto the ground.

We hadn't really thought it through.

Joe was in charge of the buttons,

and poor old Joe was the last one across.

I mean, and he's like a right old unit.

Oh, honestly, my heart was in my mouth.

Lower, lower!

Cat: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not one of the nimble, agile rugby players.

I was the more stand-in-the-way-of-people,

turn-like-an-oil-rig rugby player.

Claudia: 15 minutes have gone.

Come on, Joe, you have 5 minutes left.

Cat: Come towards the wall.

It's £4,000 in this, Joe.

Put Joe Wilkinson in that gap there.

Joe... No, no, yeah.

Put Joe... watch it.

Oh!

You're so close to that.

Please stop shouting!

You're close!

I feel a little bit under the pump here

to make it across in time,

trying to listen to everyone's thoughts.

Go low, go low.

Stay low, stay low.

Watch your back.

I was just panicking.

I was panicking from start to finish.

Players, time is ticking.

Come on.

Now go low, yeah.

Like a dog.

Alan!

Like a dog, like a dog!

Claudia: Bum down.

- Cat: Yes! - Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Nick: Keep that bum down.

No, don't go up!

Don't go up!

What do you mean don't get up?

Claudia: It's like you're in a scrum.

This is extraordinary.

Kate: Come back towards the wall.

Okay.

Claudia: Time is ticking, guys.

Yes, thank you, Claudia.

Claudia: Sorry.

Crawl towards us with the head.

Claudia: Bring the head towards us.

Cat: Mind your feet.

Guys, he's done it!

Yes!

He's done it!

Claudia: Please put the head on.

Oh, that's amazing, Joe.

Joe: I was quite chuffed with myself completing that mission.

Hopefully I don't have to do anything

like that again, though.

Yay!

We did it in the time frame;

all six heads on the mannequins.

We worked together, so we could be really pleased.

Joe, you were brilliant.

Oh, my God.

Players, you put all six heads on the statues.

You did it in the allotted time,

so you have added £14,000 to the prize fund.

Yes!

Well done, guys!

Well done.

So, you really pulled together today.

You put your heads together, if you like,

and it seems like you all enjoyed it, yes?

It was great fun.

I have one question for you:

can you get your heads together at the round table?

Ooh.

We'll find out later.

Off you go, back to the castle.

Thanks, Claudia.

Thank you, you were amazing.

That was better than my wedding day.

I was so pleased.

I loved the mission,

and I love the fact we won the full amount.

I could have kissed my own plastic face.

Well, that was fun, wasn't it?

I loved that challenge.

Joe, you contorted yourself into positions

I didn't know you could do.

I contorted myself into positions

my body didn't know it could do.

I'm not even going to bother to ask you

who you think for tonight, because nobody's got any idea.

And that might be because the people

that shared their thoughts now think it's me.

I know someone's gonna be banished tonight,

and I've said it before and I'll say it again:

we look good as a team! - Cat: Yeah.

Our greatest strength and also our biggest downfall.

Alan: Oh, home sweet home.

Home sweet home.

Kate: If it's me, tell me it's me.

Nobody should be shy.

I felt like yesterday people were starting to trust me.

I know, but I think that I am suspicious of you, Kate.

Kate: Are you?

What have I done to make you suspicious, Cat?

I don't know.

I am 100% Faithful, and you will not catch a Traitor

if you banish me.

I know that's what everybody's said...

Cat: Mm-hmm.

But you're... Honestly, I promise you.

I'm quite good at getting people to open up,

but I don't think I ever try to convince people

to my point of view.

This is a new skill, and we're gonna see if...

if I've got it.

Nick: There must be a clue here.

For Celia, bless her.

Nick: She had a special goblet.

Where was that?

Is that it? Oh!

Alan: No, no, no. It's a lovely goblet.

Nick: I think Kate, bless her, is feeling the pressure

and panicking and getting paranoid.

But if it's two and not three,

then in my eyes, it's David.

And it's like, well, do we roll the dice?

The ones who are getting the most...

Getting the most heat.

I'm not adverse to then going with David, depending on what...

but I think it's either...

I think it's at least one of them.

This is the time where, if you've got...

This is the time to put your neck on the line.

If you've got a feeling, go for it.

Yeah.

Nick: What was the chat like in your car?

We'd mentioned that we have suspicions of Kate.

I'm weirdly not suspicious of Kate anymore,

but it's not really founded on anything.

Apart from her sort of not kind of committing to anything,

I haven't really had much else to go on.

I think it's a mix of sort of very, very inquisitive

without giving away anything of what she thinks.

I've been trying to think a little bit about

who would make a good Traitor alongside Jonathan.

If I imagine Jonathan and Cat up in that tower together,

that rings true a little bit for me.

It's a really difficult thing to know

whether to bring that up at the round table.

No one's talking about Cat, so it's a dangerous move.

I think that would put a bit of a target on my back.

I'll be frank, it's been a roller coaster 24 hours.

The Faithful finally caught Traitor Jonathan,

and then Celia Imrie was murdered in plain sight

by Alan Carr quoting Shakespeare.

But the good news: the drama is not over.

It's time for a banishment.

Alan: I am worried about the round table.

The final is so close.

So, for this round table, I'm taking a back seat.

I don't want anyone to start analyzing that dinner.

I don't want the boat rocked, you know?

Maybe there are people that are suspicious of me,

but I haven't given them enough to cling on to,

to put any heat on me.

But who knows?

Kate: I've already been told that my name's in the frame.

I'm not going to give up.

I'm going to go in there

and I'm going to fight to the death.

Players, welcome back to the round table.

Today, you were extraordinary

and added £14,000 to the prize fund.

That means the current total is £67,500.

That's great.

Mm.

Today's round table is incredibly important.

This is the last time the banished player

will reveal their true identity.

After tonight, you'll be relying solely on your instinct.

The big question, then: who is a Traitor?

Players, the floor is yours.

Um...

Oh, this has been really hard today.

I know that a lot of you think it's me.

I mean, obviously, I am a Faithful.

I can look you all in the eye and say

that I genuinely am a Faithful.

But if you think it is me, do you want to say why?

I think your curiosity is obviously really good

because it's good to be curious about what people are thinking

and where people's heads are at.

But I think you, like, struggle to come to the table

with any sort of ideas.

Which, on one hand, is like,

is that just being a bad Faithful?

Or is that...

Being a Traitor.

Cat: Traitor, yeah.

Kate: I do get it.

I am very curious.

In fact, my dad's nickname for me was Curiosity Kate.

I do do a job where I'll ask lots of questions,

and one of the things I've learnt about myself

during this is, I actually find it quite hard to judge people.

I think I've trained myself to be open-minded

and take a fair position in the sense

you always put the questions that everybody watching

would want you to ask, and you don't comment on it.

So, I don't know if that answers any of your questions,

but I think that's maybe a mistake of mine.

I don't know what else to say, really.

The one thing that keeps, like, sticking in my mind is,

you're quite a bit like Lucy, in the sense of,

don't really have a lot of concrete theories,

which I know is hard to have in the game where we know nothing.

Yeah.

But almost like the ditzy damsel sort of role.

And yet your professional career, you've got to be on it.

I was like, oh, hang on.

So, you're smarter than perhaps I'm...

So, you've made a judgment...

By the way, can I first of all just say,

this is a very different environment, isn't it?

And I do laugh at myself a lot,

and I'm very happy for people to take the mickey out of me.

And I think maybe people think that's ditzy.

I'm really torn, Kate, because I...

Even though I have voted for you,

there is just something that makes me think

that you're actually a Faithful, actually.

Possibly because of the pressure of knowing that tonight

is the only way that we will know.

And I think it would be, you know, really criminal

to get rid of a Faithful.

Especially at this point in the game, right?

Now that we know Jonathan is a Traitor, I've been trying to,

in my head, think, well, who would make

a really good confederate to kind of Jonathan?

Like, from a personality point of view, even,

who would kind of balance his boldness?

But, like, and I've kind of gone round sort of everyone here.

Oddly, Cat, it kind of feels like it sometimes,

I feel like I think of you.

Um... sorry.

Um, I think the reason why I...

I think I usually describe myself a little bit like a duck.

Like, I seem quite, like, "Oh, she's so just cool."

But underneath I'm, like, flapping

because there's just so much to take in at one time.

I think because probably of everyone here now,

because there's so few of us, you're probably the person

who's come least under fire at this point.

So, actually it's sometimes quite useful to hear people,

not on the back foot, but just having to

sort of defend themselves a little bit.

We have to look at everyone.

David: Could I just raise one thing, which is,

it seems implausible... well, it is impossible...

that last night, Traitors didn't vote for Jonathan.

So...

Kate: They must have done.

They must have done, yeah, mathematically.

As I'm the only one who's still here

who didn't vote for Jonathan, even if I was a Traitor,

there still would be a Traitor who had voted for Jonathan.

Assuming there's three.

Yeah, assuming there's three.

There's usually a Traitor who gets voted out.

They do, like, a passing shot at a fellow Traitor.

He voted for you, so I immediately

look at that and go, hang on.

When I sat here last night, what I had presumed would happen

was that the two people who mentioned me,

in addition to Jonathan, were you and Alan.

What that made me wonder is whether that was

the three Traitors and that they were,

having spoken about it with Jonathan,

trying to build an alternative.

Now, that would make sense, because the oddity

about my role in this game is I had five votes,

and then the next night...

Disappeared.

Yeah.

Which just seems extremely weird.

Why do you think that was, David?

Have you had a theory a bit?

Because really, in a way,

you'd think that you would be the next person

that we'd explore, but it just sort of evaporated.

David: It did.

The person who was most insistent on trying

to explore it at the next table was you.

Well, only because I was trying

to bring something useful to the table.

It's my job. I feel like...

- I'm not saying you shouldn't. - I'm just gonna finish.

I was just the only one that was brave enough to raise it.

Why didn't we go back to you?

Have you thought about why we didn't?

And I'm not saying that we shouldn't have done.

I'm saying the person who wanted to was you.

- Okay... - I'm saying we had...

But it feels like there's an implication behind...

When you state a fact, sometimes, David,

I feel like you're then implying something by it,

that you've stated this happened and it's only you,

and then you allow everybody to then look back at me

and think, "Why did she do that?"

Well, that's exactly what I'm doing.

- Right. - Because that's what

we're supposed to be doing.

- So, isn't your just saying it. - No, we're stating a fact.

Because that's how you have conversations.

That's exactly what I'm doing.

Kate: I know you are.

But what I'm saying is, is it feels...

you said I'm just agreeing with you,

but now it feels like you're suggesting something

more than agreeing with me.

I think we're just saying the same point over and over again.

Okay.

All I'm gonna say is, you and you,

your names come up all the time.

I can't put my finger on it,

but there must be something about you two

that make people feel that you're a Traitor.

- I think... - Well, that's not the case.

Claudia: Players, the time for talk is over.

It's time to write down the name

of the person you believe is a Traitor.

Kate: Oh, God.

Are your votes locked in?

Yeah.

Claudia: Thank you.

Cat, we're going to start with you.

Who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I've gone for yourself, Kate.

I'm clutching at straws now, but I hope I'm right.

David.

Kate, for the first time, I'm voting for you.

A bit like Cat, because there are no other options.

Claudia: Nick.

Um, Cat.

Cowardly option, maybe.

I don't know if it's you or not, but I'm just at a loss.

Alan.

I think it's either between Kate and David.

Voted for David. Sorry.

Kate, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

David, again, I voted you for the first time.

Because whether you mean to or not,

you always push my name forward.

So, a vote count.

Two for Kate, two for David,

and one for Cat.

It all comes down to this final vote.

Joe, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

In the words of Celia,

this is a wonderful but cruel game.

And I just needed to know, Kate.

- Okay. - Sorry.

It's okay.

Claudia: Kate, you have received the most votes.

Please come up here and join me.

Okay.

Kate, you have received the most votes

and you are banished from the castle.

Please now reveal,

are you a Faithful or are you a Traitor?

I've had a lot of years of being very serious,

very sad, and you've all allowed me

to play the most amazing game.

But also you've allowed me to play

and be silly and have fun.

Every single one of you, I'm gonna take away a new idea

and a start of a new kind of life, really.

So, thank you very much for all of that.

Thank you, genuinely.

I have and always have been...

totally myself.

A Faithful.

Jesus Christ.

So, Faithful, you have lost one of your own,

and at a pivotal point in the game.

Mourn the loss of Kate,

and then I suggest you regroup,

because there is still everything to fight for.

Nick: I feel disappointed on Kate's behalf,

but, look, she was great.

She'll be missed, obviously.

You know, there's only five of us now,

which is mad.

Joe: There's no hiding place

around those small round tables now.

And tonight, Nick convinced me

that Cat is a Traitor

that has gone way under the radar the entire game.

I think that Cat and Alan are Traitors.

I think it might be both of them.

David: How can I be the person who was always

bringing up her name when I never voted for her?

But that's why some of this, it didn't make sense.

Oh, my God.

I'm sick of this. I just can't relax.

Joe: This will sound really suspicious,

and I know, you being the intelligent man that you are...

I'm convinced it's Alan and Cat.

And I'm playing a very dangerous game

of remaining very close to them,

because I'm certain I'm a Faithful,

and I'm certain that Nick's a Faithful.

You're a Faithful.

Just watch him.

I don't want to think... do what you want.

I mean, I'm... I'm... I'm utterly drowning.

It's impossible to trust anybody.

I presume there's two Traitors.

That means 50% of the people I'm talking to are Traitors.

That means I can't trust anyone.

It would be crazy to do so.

Mate.

I'm adamant it's Alan and Cat

and I've gotten close to them.

I've said at the start, it's about,

as a Faithful, it's as much about survival

and then pulling the rug at the end.

Correct. And that's where I need...

Nick: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know.

You, and I think we need to do a good shift on David.

I believe now, 100%, the hundies... I know I am,

I know you are, and I'm pretty convinced David is.

If you turn around and go, "Mate, you're full of shit,

I actually suspect you," honestly, you can...

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, not at this point. No way.

Joe: Nick is my hundie.

He is my one, true hundie percent Faithful.

I'm with Nick till the end, all the way,

and I hope he feels the same about me.

What is that? - What is that?

What is that? It's like...

Do you hear the drums?

Da-da-da-dum? Outside?

Oh, my gosh!

It's Jonathan.

Claudia: Come and join me!

What is going on?

Players, I have some amazing news

that you're gonna love.

- What? - Oh, no.

Nobody is getting murdered.

- Oh, my God. - Thank you.

You five are my finalists.

Congratulations.

Congratulations!

Oh, thanks, Claudia.

Claudia: How does it feel?

Oh, eyes. Eyes. Eyes.

I'm gutted there's no murder tonight.

I like it. It's me little bedtime ritual,

like having a hot chocolate or a hot toddy.

You have done brilliantly.

Here's the thing, though.

From now on, you will solely

be using trust and instinct.

Because in tomorrow's final,

nobody will say if they're a Traitor or a Faithful

as they leave.

Shall we do a little exercise to help you out?

Shall we? - Yeah.

I'm gonna ask you one by one, and I really mean this,

look at each other, really look at each other

and I need you to repeat after me,

"I am a Faithful."

David, we'll start with you.

I am a Faithful.

Nick.

I am...

a Faithful.

Alan.

I am a Faithful.

I am a Faithful! I just get nervous.

Alan.

Sorry, I am a Faithful.

- Yeah, I'm not having it. - I am.

That is just another confirmation

of what I'm thinking already about Alan.

He can't even look us in the eyes

and say, "I'm a Faithful."

If that is not a red flag, I don't know what is.

Cat?

I am a Faithful.

Joe?

I am a Faithful.

But... is everyone telling the truth?

I will let you ponder on that.

Sleep well. I'll see you all tomorrow.

- Nick: Thanks, Claudia. - Goodnight.

Bye-bye, Claudia.

Cheers to being in the finals.

Cheers. My fellow finalists.

Fellow finalists.

Aye. Aye.

Joe: Tomorrow's gonna be huge, though.

- Tomorrow's massive. - 'Cause we're buzzing,

we're all buzzing to be in the final now.

Yeah.

Tomorrow, it's like, hang on a minute,

we can't end the game as five

because someone is not a Faithful.

- Yeah. - At least one person.

So, that's why tomorrow's gonna be mega.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

All right, guys, night-night. Sweet dreams.

Night-night. Sweet dreams.

See you tomorrow. Well done, everybody.

Joe: It's such a weird feeling,

knowing that you're not gonna get murdered.

It's a nice feeling.

Good night, sweetheart. - Good night.

Sweet dreams, everyone.

My plan involves

getting really close to Alan and Cat.

Night, night, David.

Joe: So they keep me in the game,

and then I can try and pull the rug from under their feet

last minute.

Sorry, Traitors.

I'm coming for you.

I bid you adieu. - I bid you adieu.

As the Faithful return to their beds for the final time,

the Traitors must meet in the turret

to make their final plans.

Their days of killing may be over,

but there's a whole lot of plotting to be done.

- Oh, Cat. - Alan.

How did it come to this?

We are doing so well. - We made it to the final.

But I'm just worried.

When Claudia said, "Can you tell everyone that you're Faithful?"

I burst out laughing.

No, I think you got away with it 'cause you're funny.

And you went, "I am Faithful."

I am Faithful.

Oh, my God.

I knew Nick was gonna vote for me.

And he did.

He is slightly a worry.

Let's just try and get more money in the pot.

If it comes down to me and you, we split it between us.

Yeah, Traitors for life, yeah?

Traitors for life.

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