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Claudia: Previously,

19 celebrities arrived to play the

ultimate murder mystery.

These dastardly Traitors!

We've got to find them!

Claudia: All in the hope of winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

As more Faithful fell.

I am a Faithful.

You have been murdered.

Claudia: Castle conspiracies escalated.

Stephen's a Traitor.

I trust you implicitly.

Lucy, Jonathan and Cat are Traitors.

Claudia: The mission raised the stakes.

The losing team will be up for murder tonight.

Oh!

Is everyone happy with their teams?

No, I'm not happy with my team.

We should now randomize it one more time.

Oh, for God's sake!

Who is the leader of the pack?

Nick, Lucy, Kate, Steve and Jonathan,

You are up for murder.

Sorry guys.

Claudia: And a heated round table.

I'm interested in the way that Kate and Stephen interact.

I can't get my head to stop thinking about you, Jonathan.

Why are you acting cocky round the table?

I'm voting Joe tonight.

It's not Joe, because I deliberately

sabotaged that final round.

Claudia: Resulted in a banished knight.

Stephen.

Stephen.

I am, of course, as I have told you all along, a Faithful.

Claudia: And it's checkmate for either Kate, Lucy or Nick.

If you see Claudia, you are safe.

If you turn around and see the Traitors,

you have been murdered.

Claudia: This is the Celebrity Traitors.

Can I hug you?

You may.

Are you sure?

Congratulations. You are safe.

Thank you.

Claudia: Last night, the Traitors murdered a

Faithful face to face.

For either Lucy or Kate, their time in the castle is over.

But who will be walking into breakfast

and who is not coming back?

We must be first.

God, look how small the table is.

Aw!

That's depressing.

That's sad.

Well, that does mean I get first dibs on the croissants.

Poor old Stephen went.

I know, I'm so embarrassed.

So wrong.

How have we managed to banish another Faithful?

We got rid of Stephen, found out he's a Faithful.

You know, the numbers don't lie.

I think it's a combination of they're doing a brilliant job

and we're doing...

the worst job in Traitor's history.

Come in!

Hello.

Hello!

Darling!

Hello.

Of course you three are here.

Oh, what a gentleman.

Murdering face-to-face was so harsh and so raw.

I feel like the Grim Reaper.

It's probably going to take three votes

now for someone to go.

But we must actually, honestly, the Faithfuls,

we've got to band together.

If you are a Faithful, please follow me,

because we've got to get a majority of vote.

Celia, I will definitely follow you,

but I need some sort of...

Guidance.

Theory...

based on a little bit of evidence.

The trouble is...

And you can't keep just complimenting people

and voting for them.

You've got to have a reason.

I know. My worry...

Calm down.

My worry is the Traitors will warn each other.

Oh, I see.

And I don't want to give them time

to warn each other.

There's so few of us now that they'll be aware of everything,

cos they'll be one of them in every conversation.

So, who is it?

It's Jonathan, Nick, Lucy and Kate.

Can be murdered.

Come in.

Oh! Hello!

Nick.

Oh, Nick!

Good morning.

Hello!

Hello.

I thought you'd be murdered. I'm not going to lie.

I'm so happy to see you, Nick.

Thanks, man.

I mean, honestly, I'm just so delighted to be here.

We've got the one true Faithful back.

I feel really lucky to have survived.

I mean, I'm just really keen to see who has gone.

If it's Kate, that pretty much confirms to me my theory

that Jonathan, Lucy and Cat are the Traitors.

So, last night, I had to walk to the chessboard,

stand in the middle and then that death figure...

Last night?

Yeah.

What?!

In the middle of the night, genuinely, it was mad.

What?!

That's mad!

And then it said on the letter,

"If you turn around and you're going to die,

you will see the Traitors and they will

reveal themselves to you, but it does mean you're murdered.

Oh, my God!

Or if you turn around and you see Claudia,

then you know you're safe.

So the Traitors, whoever they murdered, did it to their faces?

They did it to their faces, so whoever has gone...

That's cold.

Got to find out who the Traitors were.

That is cold.

Anyway, that's how it played out,

and so it was quite thrilling.

God, Nick, how brave of you.

I mean it!

Thanks, Celia.

I think there's more Faithfuls...

Here.

Here.

And I agree with that.

Right now, I'd put it out there.

I'd love it if you came with me on the Jonathan theory.

If I'm wrong, please just vote me out tomorrow.

Come in.

Good morning.

Jonathan!

So, walking into breakfast,

I'm going to admit that I know the heat's on me.

I know Joe's going to go for me.

But really, I've just got to take it as it comes,

which is how I've sort of played most of this game.

Do you want to tell Jonathan...

Oh, you must have done the same.

In terms of, like, going down and stood on the chessboard.

Chessboard, but I was thinking I'm not going to talk about it.

Okay.

I just described it in full detail.

But then, if there was a Traitor in the group,

they would have been there anyway,

so they might well have witnessed us all going up there.

Oh, I see. Right, okay. Yeah. Yes.

So, it's Lucy or Kate?

Lucy or Kate are not coming back.

Oh, this is stressful, isn't it?

Lucy was convinced it's her, but I think they've killed Kate.

Yeah.

If she comes through that door, I'm going to be

like, "What the hell?"

If Kate comes through, I'm more inclined to believe

that she's a Traitor.

Come in!

Oh, that's a Lucy knock!

Congratulations, you are safe!

Thank you!

Oh my God!

I was right!

Oh my God!

Oh I hope you feel terrible about yourselves!

Lucy, you've been murdered.

Oh my God!

I'm not happy with you.

At all.

By order of the Traitors you

have been murdered. Signed, the Traitors.

You've played this really, really well.

I'm sorry, Lucy.

No, that's not good enough.

Bye, Lucy.

Bye.

See ya, wouldn't want to be ya.

I can't believe it was Cat!

I've totally let my emotions cloud things

and not wanting to believe that...

because I've built up a friendship with somebody that

they're not capable of doing it.

And Alan...

Alan killed Paloma!

There was an element of, like, real shock

and feeling quite betrayed and also like a relief.

I finally know who they are.

I can't believe it.

Have you just been saying I'm a Traitor?

Good morning, Kate.

Oh my goodness, so Lucy's gone?!

Lucy?

Oh my God, that has thrown everything.

I actually felt really bad murdering Lucy.

I felt quite guilty, but it had to be done.

I think it's just going to cause more chaos.

Oh this has just blown it wide open.

All my theories are just...

Nobody's pleased to see me?

We are pleased to see you.

We're confused.

Everybody looked really shocked.

I think now those that are suspicious of me being a Traitor

are even more suspicious.

Why does nobody trust me?

I don't trust anyone.

Right.

Here.

And secondly, you don't come with a lot of ideas or theories.

So then I'm like, "Are you just waiting for someone

else to pick a theory?"

So that you as a Traitor, potentially,

could just jump on that one and stay hidden.

So that's the two bits of feedback I'll give you.

I've been under attack quite a lot.

So I think maybe I've been defending myself

so it hasn't looked like I've been attacking, but...

Can I say one thing?

It's not really for good, but everyone's feeling paranoid.

In actual fact, we're not feeling paranoid,

'cause you feel paranoid if you think people are

after you, who aren't.

We are feeling people are after us, 'cause they are.

Kate: Being reasonably...

Oh!

Good morning, everybody.

Morning, darling.

Good morning.

I hope you are enjoying your breakfast.

You are getting so close to the final

and winning money for your chosen charity.

I'll tell you who isn't, though.

Poor Lucy.

Brilliant Lucy was murdered by the Traitors face-to-face.

Oh!

I hope that hasn't put you off-balance.

I'll see you shortly for your next mission.

Off-balance.

It's going to be something where we have to balance well.

Oh, all right, Sherlock!

She literally said, "Balance."

I'm glad you've started coming to the table

with theories now, Kate.

I'm so useless, I can't bear it!

I'm going to play badminton, if anyone wants to play badminton.

Badminton!

Can I watch you play it badly?

Yeah, I mean, oh, and it's also a bit windy.

That's going to be my excuse.

Big couch over here.

Yeah.

It's like a flick.

I'm very confused now, Joe.

So am I, mate.

I was adamant Lucy had something to do with it.

My theory had been based around Jonathan being the leader.

Yeah.

And his minions were Mark and Lucy.

I mean, yeah, great.

How wrong I was about Lucy, I feel bad,

because I was pretty convinced, but obviously I was wrong.

So that's kind of blown things wide open for me a little bit.

I think we need to talk about the chess game,

how the teams were selected.

Didn't you just randomize it?

I said we've got to randomize it,

because if there's any Traitors who have decided,

oh, well, let's us go here or one there or two there,

I thought, let's sort of try and blow that out of the water,

at least in the first instance.

We walked onto the chess board randomly,

and if a Traitor looked at that and there were too many,

two or even three of the Traitors on one team,

they would want to say,

"Let's rearrange the teams differently."

Well, that's a target on my back, but I mean,

I am a Faithful, but like...

I did find that strange.

Yeah.

It was Nick who was uncomfortable with the way the

two teams had been divided.

So that's a question that's been playing around in my mind.

This is...

Oh, my God.

I can't do this!

I can't stand and watch these two play.

But David's reading it wrong, because I was the one who said,

"I want us to change the teams."

Because I was like,

"Why don't we put some intention on our choice?"

Yeah.

Today's plan is get round the Faithfuls,

see where they're at, and then get at least three others

to vote in the same way and catch our first Traitor.

That Traitor is Jonathan, in my eyes.

Joe and Cat, will you come with me if I vote

for Jonathan tonight?

Yes. I haven't been able to shake him from day one.

Let's make a pact, because the thing is,

I think we don't talk about it too much,

because I don't want the Traitors to warn each other.

Do you think we're closer now to getting a Traitor

to bib-in a Traitor?

No. You know why?

Why?

Why would they?

We haven't got any of them.

Unless we get a Traitor, they're obviously presenting

a united front, I think.

Do you think, though, that if they see

that the wind is going in one person's direction,

who is a Traitor.

Because we're definitely jumping on bandwagons.

I guess my concern is that everyone's got a pile on me,

because some people do think I'm a Traitor.

You know, they say,

"Well, you're not coming to the table with it."

But when you came to the table, and you were really strong

about Mark, you were wrong.

I know, I know, I know.

Here's a way of looking at it.

Who have we been strong on that we've been

either steered away from or persuaded away from?

The only one I was strong on last night was Joe.

And I have voted for Joe.

And I was steered away from him.

Did you vote for Joe as well?

I voted for Joe.

I just think that that front he puts on...

You know, always beware of someone who keeps pushing

someone else forward, strongly.

Why are you doing that when you've got no proof?

Kate: I am so confused right now.

Nobody's trusting their gut anymore,

'cause their gut keeps lying to them.

Nobody's trusting each other anymore,

'cause we're all lying to each other.

And I thought I would have more clarity, but I don't.

I said, "Do you think there's any hope at all

that a Traitor might dob in a Traitor now?"

And they might think, well, we only need one Traitor to win,

so, therefore, we'll dob them in and they still win.

Who did you say that to?

Alan and Jonathan.

Joe: And what did they both say?

Kate: They both said, "Nonsense."

You could interpret that as...

Right.

You were talking to two of them.

Yes, right. It's a possibility.

Joe: And they were actually answering your question,

but they were answering it on behalf...

Kate: of the rest of them.

They were telling each other...

"We're not going to do that."

Oh, that's interesting. Okay.

- You alright, Alan? - Yeah.

I'm still getting a lot of heat.

You're getting a bit more than before.

Who are you going to go for?

I don't know. Who do you think?

Joe is not going to let go, is he?

I think it's got to be Joe.

Let's stick with Joe.

Alan: I think Jonathan is on the ropes.

Joe's like a dog with a bone.

He won't let it go.

You've just got to hope that he doesn't influence

any of the others to go for Jonathan.

Claudia: With the prize pot currently sitting at £43,500,

in today's mission, the Traitors and Faithful

must rely on each other to bank more money.

It is actually bonkers, this, isn't it?

It's madness.

Man: We've never been in a casket, have we?

No.

We can do plotting.

Yeah, we can.

Joe: You any good at balancing?

I've got a little bit of core strength.

Really?

I've got a little bit of core strength.

Kate said that she had a conversation

with you and Jonathan... - Yeah.

Saying, "Oh, I think round about now, maybe the Traitors

will turn on each other and vote them out."

You and Jonathan both said, "No, no, no."

And then Joe's gone, "Well, maybe you were talking

to two Traitors just there and they've just told you."

Joe's really, like...

Joe needs to go.

Celia, we don't ask you often enough, I don't think,

but who do you think it might be?

Darling, do you really want the truth?

Yes.

You know I'm dazzled by you.

You think it's me?

But I don't want you then to think I'm trouble

and then kill me.

Well, no, I'm...

You know, seriously.

Jonathan's going to vote for Joe, I'm going to vote for Joe.

- You vote for Joe as well. - I can't.

You can, 'cause once you've written it on the board,

that's free.

Now, we just get rid...

Yeah, but if he doesn't go, he's coming for me.

There's going to be someone goes out tonight

who maybe only has three votes.

So, only go for who you think it is,

because it would be very easy to tip it in the wrong direction.

No, no, no, we've got to stick together.

Alan has stayed under the radar.

Celia: He sure has.

Well, also, can I say someone else who has? Cat.

Joe: She's barely said two words.

They're the two people who stayed under the radar

most of the time.

Alan and Cat.

And that does look suspicious.

Oh, God.

Oh, no.

You seen that over there?

Wow.

Oh, that's actually quite scary.

That's gonna wobble a lot.

Yeah.

Jonathan: Oh, no.

Players...

who here loves heights?

This looks like hell.

Oh, my God.

Claudia: This is the bridge.

It's tall, it's big.

Unfortunately for you, I've just got to be frank,

it's quite rickety.

Celia: It's going to wobble like crazy.

All you have to do is cross the bridge.

Charming.

Along the bridge are markers.

Each time you pass a marker,

£500 will be added to the prize pot.

If you fall off the bridge, you will only bank the money

earned up to that point.

To help you, though... this is lovely...

you'll be working in pairs.

One of you will cross the bridge

while the other will act as a guide.

But that's not all.

As you can see, suspended in the air is a shield bag.

You must collect this bag on your way across the bridge.

Okay, I'm going to be honest with you.

The bridge has not been finished.

So, you will have to throw this bag to your partner.

If your guide catches the bag,

I add another £500 to the prize fund.

Oh, okay.

So, if you all cross the bridge, if you all collect the bag,

you could add a whopping £10,000 to the prize fund.

Whoever catches a bag, they then have a choice.

Choose a portrait and put it in the shield frame

and therefore protect that person from murder.

They can choose themselves or any other player.

There is only one shield available today,

and that will belong to whoever is in the shield frame

at the end of the mission.

Harness up, and then we'll choose the pairings.

I think everyone who's a Faithful

who doesn't have a shield is worried

about being murdered tonight.

It's so close to the wire now,

we're all desperate to get a shield.

Let's see who's going first.

Oh, God.

Oh, my goodness.

Alan.

Yes.

Kate.

Come on!

Who's crossing and who's going to be...

I'd like to do it.

Do you want to cross?

- Yeah. - Alright.

So, Alan, you're going to cross the bridge.

Alan: Yes, I am.

Kate, you're going to be his guide.

I wanted to make the most of this mission,

so I said I'd do it.

I'm trying my hardest to look like a Faithful.

Oh, God.

Alan, Kate, are you ready?

Yes!

Oh, my God! Okay.

Claudia: Okay, enormous luck.

Alan, cross the bridge!

Oh, look at him.

Oh, no, it's well wobbly!

Jonathan: That is so wobbly.

Kate: It is wobbly.

Spread your weight, put your arms out.

Oh, no, no, no.

You can do it, Alan.

No.

No!

It was terrifying.

It looked easy from down below, but the way it wobbles

under your feet, it's like you're on top of a skyscraper.

Stop it now!

Jonathan: Breathe!

Kate: You can do it!

Look up!

No, no, no!

Darling boy.

We're never going to make the round table

if you take this long.

Lean a bit more to your left.

Ah!

You're nearly there.

No I'm not, you liar!

Oh, no, there's this bit here.

Kate: Don't rush.

How do I get over it?

Slowly.

Keep edging forward.

Ah!

Oh!

You're doing well.

Shut up!

Kate: You're doing brilliantly.

I felt like I was at sports day with the kids.

Well done!

But I fear that maybe like a kind of loving,

overbearing, willing mother, I was putting him off.

£500.

£500, bang!

Oh, no!

No, no, no.

Oh, I can't watch.

I can't watch.

His knees must be shaking with the adrenaline.

Yeah!

Woman: Well done.

Alan, you're halfway.

Oh.

Whoa, whoa.

Alan: Ha!

Woman: Is he going to get the bag now?

Oh, no!

Our hero!

That's going to be hard.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, my God.

I am not looking forward to this.

Whoa, no!

Cat: Yes!

Whoa, no!

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh, no, this, this...

You're doing so amazingly well, Alan.

You're there, you're there, you're there.

Well done, Alan.

£2,000 added.

Now, hang on.

Get central.

Claudia: If Kate catches it, another £500

will be added to the prize pot.

Here we go.

Got it!

Yes, Kate!

Yes!

Well done, Alan.

I mean, if she had dropped that sack

after me going all the way across that rickety bridge,

I would have murdered her in plain sight.

How does he get down?

There is only one way down.

Really?!

Oh, my God.

Alan.

Alan, you're an absolute hero.

God, my testicles.

I feel like a winner and a eunuch.

Kate: We were an incredible pair.

I think I did help to get him across.

However, you might talk to Alan

and he might say I drove him crackers.

That bag means that you now can protect a player from murder.

You can choose any player, including yourself.

No discussion.

Off you go.

Joe: There's not many of us left.

The final is in touching distance.

I could really do with a shield on this one.

I think it's got to be Alan.

Oh, Kate.

You earnt it.

Alan: Oh.

I thought, there's absolutely no way

I can keep this shield for myself,

because he has flipping earnt that shield.

Okay, here we go.

Jonathan.

Nick.

Nick!

Okay, so who's doing which role?

I'll walk the plank.

That was a scary-looking mission,

and I kind of didn't really want to try it.

Nick wants to do it.

Great, let's do it.

- Claudia: Good luck. - Okay.

Nick, cross the bridge.

Oh, oh.

Celia: Marvellous.

Very balletic.

I've done quite a lot of work on wires

in TV and theatre and film,

and I get a real thrill out of it.

Jonathan: You're like a cat;

a very, very agile one with great balance.

It's the Alan Carr textbook.

He's copying me.

£500 added.

Well done.

Jonathan: Slowly now, it's going to get wobblier.

Whoa!

Jonathan: And now slowly over.

Perfect!

Well done.

It was like he hadn't even touched the bridge.

It didn't move.

He was just so elegant and gentle.

£1,000 added.

Oh, my God, you're doing great.

I didn't really have to do anything difficult at all.

I just have to stand on a little platform

and watch someone doing the hard work,

which kind of is how I like to live these days.

Claudia: Grab the bag.

£1,500 added.

He's now attempting to get the shield bag.

Whoa. Well done!

£2,000.

Okay, I'd better catch this now.

Ah! - Yeah!

Yeah!

£2,500 added!

Whoa!

Jonathan: Yeah, lovely.

Nick: Woo!

Oh, look how cute he looks dangling there.

I love heights.

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't easy.

It was tricky to sort of balance on the bridge,

but it was... yeah, it was thrilling.

I really enjoyed it.

Claudia: But Jonathan now has a big decision to make.

Oh.

Oh, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, put that back!

Put it back!

My face is replaced.

That's showbiz.

You know, one minute you're front page news

and then you're, you know, fish and chip paper.

Oh!

He's put you on.

You are shielded, Nick.

It was very easy for me to put Nick's in because I just copied

what a Faithful had done.

And Kate had done what they've all been doing...

really bad tactics, I think...

which is not to play for the shields personally,

but to treat them as some kind of, like,

honour system that we're all really polite.

Okay.

Celia.

Cat.

What a team!

I want to cross the bridge.

Celia: Perfect.

Oh, my goodness.

It was so scary.

To start, I didn't think I was going to get on the bridge.

When I looked at it, I really did not think

I was going to get through it.

Claudia: Two pairs have gone over completely successfully.

You have added £5,000 to the pot.

Brilliant.

Now it's time for Cat and Celia.

Good luck, Cat, darling.

Good luck, Cat.

Cat, cross this bridge.

It's actually fine, it's actually fine.

We're so fine.

It's literally fine.

Celia: You've got this, Cat.

You're okay.

What's my problem? Okay, okay.

Celia: We're right behind you.

I just didn't want to be the person

that didn't get across the bridge,

'cause I'd be really embarrassed.

Yes! There we go!

It's fine, we're literally fine.

It's actually fine, it's actually fine.

Well done.

It's actually fine, it's actually fine.

It's actually fine.

Celia: Small steps.

It's okay. It's okay.

Scream, let it out. Let it out.

Okay.

If you can, more in tune.

♪ Ah ♪

- Better. - There you go.

It's steep and then it'll get flatter.

This is a horrible bit.

Stop mentioning steep.

But I think the first bit looks really scary.

Yeah, well, don't say it.

Maybe look up a wee bit, darling.

That's good.

And use your arms to balance you.

My bloody legs keep shaking

and it's ricketing the whole stupid bridge!

This is a new side to Cat, I'm going to be honest.

But, you know, it must be terrifying.

Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

My legs can't stop shaking!

Cat: It was very scary being on that bridge.

I just didn't want to fall off it.

I just didn't want to fall, so I had to just keep

trying to get my balance and keep breathing.

How did you do this, Nick?

What about me?

I did it, too!

How did you do this, Alan and Nick?

Alan: Thank you.

Take a right leg...

A large step forward.

That's it! That's it.

Yes! You've done it!

I think it's good with your legs apart like that.

Alan: Celia, like some PE teacher from the '60s,

an all-girls school, arms out, Cat, legs akimbo,

and then you'd look across to Cat and she'd be like...

ah!

£500!

Yes!

£500 added.

Ah!

You're all right, you're all right, you're okay.

You're so close.

Take your time.

Celia: You're all right.

I'm an adult, I'm an adult.

But you're an athlete as well, Cat, you love this!

I love it!

Oh, no, oh, no.

Come on, you've got this.

Yes!

Whoa!

Ah!

Alan: Oh!

Don't say "oh"!

Yay! £1,000!

Yeah!

Cat got halfway, and then the

building confidence to the end, and obviously a lot of that

was down to Celia giving words of encouragement.

You've got this, Cat.

£1,500! So proud of you.

You're doing so well.

Yes!

Oh!

Oh my God!

Come on!

Come on, Cat!

Put your foot on the red and the money's safe.

Claudia: £2,000!

Yeah!

Ready, Celia?

Yes, darling.

Yeah!

Well done, Celia.

You were amazing!

You did it and you loved it!

Bravo, you!

I could cry.

I was very, very proud of Cat.

In fact, I was rather thrilled to be partnered with her

because I knew she'd be good.

Sorry, Nick.

Oh!

Has to be, doesn't it?

Oh! Yay!

Actually...

Alan: No, no!

Okay, Joe and David, who's going to do what?

What do you fancy?

I'll do it, yeah.

You're crossing and, David, you're catching.

Okay, Joe, cross the bridge.

Well, that went down a bit, didn't it?

Oh, look at this.

I like the technique.

We can't even do it when we're not on the bridge.

Knees bent, arms out.

He's got the giggles. He's got the giggles.

Joe: I was starting to get a bit nervous.

I'm a little bit top-heavy, and balance isn't

really my strong point.

Come on.

Take your time.

Yes!

Well done.

Brilliant, Joe. Brilliant.

Thank you, David.

Yes, Joe!

He's bent.

Yes, you've done it.

Yes! Come on, Joe!

Look at him!

Concentrate.

It's really wobbly

in the middle.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Joe!

I was hoping that

Joe would fall, not only 'cause it would

be quite funny to watch...

but that would have meant that

Cat would hold on to the shield.

Yeah!

Claudia: 1,000 pounds added.

Jonathan: I can't believe he's got this far.

David: Take your time, slow it down, stay focused.

Ooh, yes.

Brilliant, well done.

David, you're a really, like, calming energy to me.

And I'm enjoying it a lot.

Take your time.

Careful, careful, careful.

Oh, it's bad.

Claudia: £1,500.

Careful.

Almost there.

Yes!

Well done.

Yes! £2,000!

Yes, David, caught it!

Well done.

Nice!

£10,000.

Whoa!

David: Joe did a brilliant job and he did it with all

of his normal humour.

Cat, you are currently shielded from tonight's murder.

Yes.

It is up to David who gets the shield.

Wow, interesting.

What's he going to do?

Sorry.

Damn.

Oh, he's going.

He can put anybody on, including himself.

Oh!

That's the right decision.

Got to be.

I'm buzzing to get the shield at this stage in the game.

The chances of getting murdered are higher than ever,

so I'm going to sleep easy with the shield tonight.

Players, congratulations.

You have added £10,000 to the prize fund.

So, today you tackled the bridge.

Next, you have to tackle the round table,

where one of you will be banished.

I'll see you back at the castle.

Well done, guys.

Celia: We couldn't but wish each other well on that mission.

That's the great thing.

Yeah.

It is the great thing, but it's also our biggest

downfall, Celia.

Celia: I know, I know, I know.

Because we seem to have been bonded so strongly

that we're then so confused as to actually...

And with each mission it gets worse.

Well, Joe M's got a shield.

I know, I wanted to kill him tonight.

What are we going to do?

That means he's going to come for Jonathan, this round table,

and tomorrow round table he's going to come for me.

He hasn't said that he thinks it's you,

but he's like, "We need to look at everyone."

It would be very difficult for all three of us

to be able to get...

Yeah.

To the end-end.

Yeah. Yeah.

Because they're hungry and they're going to

start looking at people they've never looked at.

Alan: I think the gloves are off.

Is it lasagna?

Oh, lovely.

Honestly. Look at that.

I think they're playing the chaos game.

Kate: The Traitors?

Yeah.

That's what we haven't found them.

I think it's they've gone randomly.

Yeah.

There's no rhyme or reason.

It's a tough one.

What makes me laugh, I'm not talking out of turn,

David, he has all these theories, but where's the names?

He never mentions any names.

Jonathan: I might go with David tonight.

David is the one I'm most suspicious of.

Nick: I just want to have survived long enough

to see one tray to go, at least.

Yeah.

I think David's going to bring me up at the table.

Joe: I know you're worried, but there's nothing

to worry about it taking fire your name.

I don't know, because I haven't actually suspected David,

but because he has been banging on about it a bit,

I'm like, "Oh, David, give it a rest."

How are you feeling, David? Are you all right?

Utterly confused.

I know. I think we're all a bit confused.

It feels like Jonathan's name is being mentioned a fair bit.

I think we've spent a lot of time not talking

about what's occurred around the roundtable.

Yeah. Not talking about what's occurred.

Yeah, we talk a lot about theories.

Actually, that's true, and our theories are never right.

Yeah.

How are you feeling about the round table?

I'm going to try and stick to my original thought.

Jonathan.

I do.

I thought he was the one with the most chutzpah.

Mm. And I still think that, naturally.

I've got waylaid in between and I'm going back to it.

Yeah. I just...

If we get rid of another thing...

I'm not sure we've got another chance.

I think tonight is it.

But I'm afraid now, supposing you're a Traitor,

you might warn your other friends that I was going

to vote for Jonathan.

That's what I worry about.

And perhaps I should have said...

You can trust me.

Can I?

Oh, you can!

But can I, though?

Oh, we've come this far!

I know, and I adore you, but, Alan...

What?

You're... very clever.

Oh, God!

Very clever.

Well, no, I am...

I can tell you now, I am a Faithful.

Well, you're bound to say that.

Why am I even bothering?

I don't know why Celia all of a sudden is suspicious of me.

She never used to be suspicious.

She used to have, like, a lovely chat,

and she'd wink at me and go, "Oh, Alan, I know

you're a Faithful."

And now she's, like, dropping the T bomb.

Jonathan: We should talk games, this is the last chance

we get before we go in.

Anyone change their mind?

Anyone want to say who they're thinking of?

Anyone would rather...

Would like to play a trick and

try and confuse someone?

I feel like David is still suspicious of me

suggesting that we should randomize the groups.

Was he asking you more about that?

Yeah, he was.

And it's fair enough, an idea.

It was suspicious.

I think David is still suspicious of me.

I think you might still be suspicious of me, Nick.

I'll be honest, I just feel it's wide open now.

I can't see Celia.

Could be Alan.

'Cause we all looked away from the Paloma thing very quickly.

So it could be Alan.

You've made me nervous now about Alan.

Last night, I went, "Oh, Alan, you'll sleep well."

And he turned around and he was like,

"What? Why?" And I went,

"Because you've got a shield."

He went, "Have I?"

Oh, yeah.

And now I'm thinking, "Did he forget because

he doesn't need one?"

But as a faithful, I would not forget if I've got a shield.

Yeah. I'm like, "Right, I'm sorted."

I'm still here, Cat's still here, Alan's still here.

We are playing this as a team, but we do need to

mention each other's names, or else we'll come

under suspicion.

It's very difficult.

They're all very independent thinkers.

I think tonight we're going to see people going

much more with their gut.

Claudia: The players are about to

enter the round table.

With five defeats behind them, they are desperate

to catch a Traitor.

So who will step up?

Who will take control?

Who will lead the hunt?

We're about to find out.

Tonight, we have nothing to lose.

Throw caution to the wind and catch yourselves a Traitor.

I'm going into the round table with mixed emotions,

Jonathan's name is on everyone's lips.

Alan: Me, him and Cat have been Traitors forever.

But I just don't know what I'm gonna do.

Tonight we have to get a Traitor.

We owe it to all the faithful who've been murdered,

been banished before us.

We really need to get it right.

We're two days away from the final, so we have to.

Have they got my number at last?

But then I've been here before.

Am I just being unnecessarily worried about something?

Do I have a chance to survive?

Players, welcome back to the Round Table.

Today you added £10,000 to the pot.

Your current prize fund total then is £53,500.

Faithful, so far the Traitors have got away with murder.

In this room, right now, you can change that.

The floor is yours.

Okay, I'm going to start.

I'm going to share the names that I've heard.

I've heard you, Jonathan.

I've heard you, David.

I've heard a little bit of Nick.

I don't think it's you, Nick.

I've also heard my name.

So, I don't know whether you want to start by saying,

"If anybody thinks it's me, so I can address that,"

before we then look at the other names we've heard.

I'm suspicious about the way conversations are deflected.

But I'm suspicious of everybody, because at

this point in the game, with the level of failure,

it would be crazy not to be suspicious.

Could I take the conversation in a slightly different direction?

Please do.

If I may.

I just want to try and think about clues.

I'm confused by the chess mission,

and I'm confused why it was that when the

two teams were selected, that there was an intervention

by you, Nick, to change that.

You, Nick, said that we needed to randomize the teams,

but we were random.

Yeah, Nick, before you answer that,

I think you're misremembering, David.

Just want to make sure this might throw

myself under the bus.

I easily could be, yeah.

But it was actually Claudia who said to us,

"Are we happy with the teams?"

Everyone agreed, except me, who said,

"No, I want to be on a team with a Traitor,

so I can keep an eye on 'em."

I just wanted to ruffle a few feathers to see how people

would react to not just going along with it.

You say it's just a ruffle of few feathers.

We've never been bothered in the past with the

idea of just saying, "Here's two teams."

And how did that go for us as Faithfuls?

Well, we didn't know how it would turn out

because we hadn't played the game.

No, I mean, we'd never chosen teams before,

so my theory was, "Well, that's not working."

The only thing I would say in my defence, to

have done that openly, to have then kind of,

I don't know, colluded with Joe in the last minute and

deliberately kind of get the wrong answer.

And then for one of our team to sort of make

ourselves vulnerable, I mean, just to sort of

kill one faith.

You know, if I were a Traitor, it feels very

sort of roundabout.

And it was just genuinely well-intentioned.

It's the first time we're splitting into two

teams where only one team was going to be

protected by shields.

That was different in that respect.

Alan, I'd love to hear from you.

I haven't heard a huge amount from you at Round Tables.

Oh.

We've only just started, love.

Round tables, plural.

Open up your lug holes.

You're telling me I don't speak?

Do you think I don't speak at the Round Table?

Um, no, I think you do speak.

I guess you haven't been...

You haven't spoken much recently.

Well, you were very big on Mark.

Yeah. What do you want me to say?

Well, I didn't say I wanted you to say anything.

I said I'd quite like to hear from you.

Okay.

If you don't want to do that, I'm not forcing you.

OK, so...

So, just something I want to clarify.

I have my suspicions of you, David, and I

just found it weird.

You know when it was between you and Mark

and you got five votes?

And then those votes just disappeared...

Yeah.

For the next Round Table.

And I wonder whether you and your fellow Traitors

had done a bit of a gone round and try...

because they just evaporated.

It almost felt like the Traitors...

because I think there is three... had said,

let's just get David off the hook, because I just...

you know, it was like it never happened.

I'm equally surprised.

Like you, I was expecting to go at that Round Table.

Yeah.

The thing is, it's make or break tonight, seriously.

We have to get the Traitor out.

It's sad, but true.

We have to do it tonight.

No messing.

I think Celia's call for urgency is really important.

If we banish a Faithful tonight, and the Traitor's

killed tonight, there will be six players,

three of whom will be Traitors, which is catastrophically bad.

If there are three.

But that's been our working presumption.

I'd like to speak.

Please.

I just wanted to just be honest in that...

I'm a bit suspicious of you, Jonathan.

Obviously, we've been kind of going with this big dog theory.

What you were saying yesterday, Joe,

about looking at the clues within the game,

especially the sort of Ruth situation,

'cause I know we were saying it could be a double blow.

So that's why I think I was leaning towards Stephen,

but then obviously we found out Stephen was a Faithful,

so I am then leaning towards you.

Look, it's a valid theory, but I would say I'm prepared

to take one for the team.

If I go, you haven't got much of a team left.

That's the thing.

But if that's what you're feeling is, I'm telling you,

you're not going to be pleased with the end results.

I am going to vote for Jonathan as much as I am

bedazzled by him and adore him.

I've thought it, then I went off it, and I'm

going to go with my gut.

Can I just say something while we're on Jonathan?

You know, I was suspicious of Joe,

cos he's always there planting the seed.

I know he has this quite weird persona with his...

Hot kettle, mate.

Yeah... the way he stares at people,

but then I had a little bit of a brainwave.

Say you two are the Traitors.

Because you're so OTT with Jonathan,

because I see you, you're like this.

Look, and you almost, you know, you're glaring at Jonathan

like this, and, you know, you're like this.

And I thought, is it so big that actually you make it impossible

to vote for Jonathan because it's so out...

am I just... am I talking gibberish?

I know it's made it impossible to vote for me,

but I'm saying I'm not in cahoots with Joe.

I was definitely going to go for Joe, and I made that clear.

And the only reason I didn't was the last minute

I went back to someone who I was suspicious of was Stephen.

And the only person really speaking in defense of Stephen

was Celia who is of course completely wrong tonight.

Players, the time for talk is over.

Please write down the name of the person you

believe is a Traitor.

Are the votes locked in?

- Yes. - Thank you.

Joe, we'll start with you.

Who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

Big Dog.

I can't shake my gut, mate.

Could be you.

Claudia: Cat.

Er...

my vote's for you, Jonathan.

Same as...

Same as Joe.

Celia, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm going for Jonathan.

Your kindness blinds me.

However, I'm going to stick with my gut.

Jonathan.

Well, I'm not entirely convinced,

but I'm going with David.

David, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm voting for Nick, I'm afraid.

You're either the ultimate Faithful

or you're a brilliant Traitor.

So, a vote count.

Three for Jonathan, one for David,

one for Nick.

Nick, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

Jonathan, I've reluctantly voted for you.

I really, really hope that we're correct.

Alan.

After Nick, I promised myself

that I wouldn't follow the crowd and be a sheep.

But that's why I feel so bad now,

because I have done that and I'm so sorry, Jonathan.

I've had to go for it, sorry.

Oh, God.

And for the final vote, Kate.

In for a penny, in for a pound, I've gone for you, Jonathan.

I'm sorry.

Jonathan, you have received the most votes.

Please come up here and join me.

- Oh, no. - Oh, no.

No.

Jonathan, you have received the most votes

and you are banished from the castle.

Please now reveal, are you a Faithful or are you a Traitor?

I got no idea what everyone's doing wrong.

I cannot believe you've done it again.

I cannot believe that I'm standing here

for no good reason.

So I don't wanna be rude, but you're idiots.

But I'm not judging because it's fiendish.

So I am not blaming the players, I'm blaming the game.

I am now, and I have been all through the game,

completely Faithful.

To the Traitors!

Yes!

Oh! Oh!

Brilliant!

Right to... right to the end.

That was the most ridiculous bow out ever.

They got me.

But I'm kind of... I'm kind of relieved.

And I'm glad that Alan went for me as well.

You know, we've been Traitors all the way through,

but I'm hoping that just out of honour

for the departed older member of the family,

they will stick together and they will romp off to victory.

Players, you got one.

Well done.

And you did it just in the nick of time.

Because after tomorrow's Round Table,

the banished players will not reveal their true identity.

God.

You deserve to celebrate.

So I am throwing you a dinner party.

Stop it.

Go, enjoy yourselves and enormous congratulations.

You are all one step closer to the final.

Oh, that was unbelievable.

It finally worked.

Oh, we got one.

We've got a flipping Traitor.

Well done.

Celia: Well done.

The Faithfuls have got their first Traitor.

I feel very sad because it's been me, Jonathan and Alan

this whole time, but unfortunately,

he just had so much heat on him, it was time for

him to go, unfortunately.

Alan: It's all your snooping that did it.

It's sad having to, you know, put his name down,

but it just got me off the hook.

But, yeah, there's a Jonathan Ross hole in my turret.

A dinner party tonight?

Now? I've just had a lasagne.

Oh, my God.

it's two for one, 'cause we're celebrating.

♪ Celia... ♪

Celia: Well done, my darling.

A, for doing your brilliance on the Tidewire walk.

Oh, thank you.

But also for coming with me.

- Yes. - For Jonathan.

Yes.

Very good indeed to finally catch a Traitor.

Very relieved, but saddened, cos I adored Jonathan.

But I'm very glad I stuck to my guns.

I'm absolutely buzzing.

It's so...

It's so good!

It's been so long.

I went, "Oh, my God, we're going to go the entire game

"and we'll never find one."

Honestly, that's what I thought.

And he played it so well.

That was an unbelievable...

He had us fooled.

I'm safe tonight.

I've got a shield.

So I will sleep well, and tomorrow...

round two begins.

Oh!

- It'd be too easy to just... - I know.

Rest on our laurels and not...

No, no, no.

Is there anything that was noticeable

in terms of reactions or...

No. Cos usually what a Traitor does,

when they think they've been rumbled,

their last vote will either be a passing shot

to a fellow Traitor...

I think he rolled a dice.

He went to David, didn't he?

Yeah. So does that mean he's Jonathan's Traitor mate?

I don't know.

Could be his Traitor mate.

Do you know what I mean?

Mm-hm. I'm also appalled at my thought,

but why don't we think Alan might be?

See, Alan's clever.

Kate: I think it was the Paloma.

Alan's sort of flown under the radar

because he is so adorable, and I'm completely

hooked on him, actually.

After a long and agonizing wait,

the Faithful finally banished a Traitor,

and Jonathan has gone.

That leaves Traitors Cat and Alan to regroup.

And tonight's murder isn't going to be easy,

as they're about to find out.

Oh, no!

Bog off!

"Traitors, tonight there will be no secret meeting

in the turret."

"Instead, you must murder in plain sight

at tonight's dinner."

"To do this, one Traitor must toast the player

"you want to murder while saying the words..."

"Parting is such sweet sorrow, followed by their name."

"You must do this before the night is over."

Oh, dear.

It's a great feeling, that.

It's a great feeling.

But he had me going at the end.

Oh, right to the last minute?

I just need to figure out how to speak to Alan

without making it too obvious.

Because Alan's got a loud voice.

He gives things away.

David: So, who voted for Jonathan tonight?

I think everyone bar you.

I think you're right.

It means Traitors voted for their own.

- This game is so... - It's brilliant.

I mean, it's brilliant.

Unbelievably hard.

Shall we have a quick cup of tea?

I can make you a cup of tea if you want.

I can't see you saying that.

It's really hard to publicly murder someone.

Oh, God.

How the hell are we going to do this?

What is it? Sweet sorrow?

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

I've always got to do the dirty work for these Traitors.

I'm surprised they haven't got me up in that turret

with a hoover doing some light dusting.

Why is it always me?

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