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Claudia: Previously, 19 celebrities arrived

to play the ultimate murder mystery.

These dastardly treasures, we've got to find them.

Claudia: All in the hope of winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

As the Traitors murdered yet another Faithful...

Charlotte Church.

Get ready to enjoy the sound of the banshee's wail.

Claudia: ...theories in the castle intensified.

Your suspect number one for me.

Yeah, I think Joe's really good at building narratives.

Claudia: And while some players secured protection...

This is yours.

A divisive Round Table left players split.

Mark's a Traitor.

I am a Faithful.

Trust me.

David, now you're starting to gun for people.

That was what I was kind of waiting for.

Mark, I voted for you.

Mark.

Mark.

All: David.

Players, we have a draw.

Leaving one Faithful's future hanging in the balance.

David and Mark, it is still a draw.

Therefore, we will now leave this banishment

to the hands of fate.

Oh, my God.

This is The Celebrity Traitors.

Has this ever happened before?

This never happened.

Oh, my God.

God love you both.

Good luck to you both.

Oh, my God.

Silence, please.

These are the Chests of Chance.

There is a shield in one of them.

The person who opens the chest that doesn't have a shield,

you will be banished from he castle immediately.

David and Mark, please decide between you.

Who is going to choose the chest first?

You go first.

Okay, could I choose this chest?

I find myself really not wanting to go, wanting to stay.

I love these people, I'm having a wonderful time.

I want to join the winning team

and actually find a damn Traitor.

I'm happy being a Faithful.

I love the game, I don't want to go.

I want to stay.

If I go now I know, I'll be really quite emotional.

And it's agonizing.

David and Mark, whoever receives the shield will be protected

from tonight's banishing.

So, to both of you then,

please open the chest in front of you

in five, four,

three, two,

one.

Well done, man.

David, you are protected from tonight's banishment.

Mark, you have been banished from the game.

Please come up here and join me.

Mark, you have been banished from the castle.

Please now reveal,

are you a Faithful or are you a Traitor?

I think you're all brilliant.

And I've had, honestly, the best time with all of you.

And thank you for making it so memorable.

I am, and always have been, and always wanted to be...

...a Faithful.

I knew it.

We knew it.

I knew it.

But when you say you knew it, how did you know it?

Faithful, you are breaking my heart.

You are not getting it.

What are you not seeing?

You have to open your eyes, please.

Because there is no let up.

Another Faithful will be murdered tonight.

Oh, my...

If you can, sleep well.

I'm so sorry.

No, no, no, please.

Don't feel bad.

No, I do, I do.

I feel awful.

We said we'd play the game differently and we didn't.

I just wanted to be bold because I sit here and I just...

I'm like a sheep and I just...

No one's doubting your motives.

I know, but I just feel rubbish.

Well, I feel bad for Mark 'cause he was a lovely bloke.

The list of Faithfuls is going down,

but also so's my Christmas card list.

I feel so bad because I know Mark as well.

I know.

It never occurred to me.

Because he defended Niko, from the beginning

I said it wasn't him.

We're all clutching at straws still.

What would you like, a rose?

- Rose. - Rose coming up.

I'm foxed, still.

I don't like this glass.

I'm sorry I can't stand it.

We've all had a stressful day, Celia.

I mean, how do you feel?

I feel that we are disastrously losing this game.

Do you think we're still as bad as we ever were?

Yeah, and I think it's going to get worse,

'cause I think that statistically

it would be almost improbable

I wouldn't be voted out tomorrow.

I'm not necessarily voting you out David.

No, but statistically,

it's the most likely thing to happen I'm not saying

that there's a sort of...

We tend to move on to be honest.

Yes, we do.

We do.

Well, that went badly, didn't it?

Eight Faithfuls down.

Oh, my God.

That's got to be a record as well.

We're making history as the worst set of Faithfuls.

Brilliant.

Oh, dear, oh, dear.

I'm looking at Jonathan.

Jonathan?

It's got to be.

But I think it is David.

Obviously, I'm in the frame for a murder tonight,

but it's whether it makes sense

for David and the rest to do it.

This game is a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.

I'm probably not going to sleep tonight.

I'm just going to keep bolt upright

and have a bloody good think.

Do you know how we're thinking they're really clever?

Yeah.

So we're, like, really trying to look into little,

subtle things.

Mm-hmm.

If they're not that clever,

that's why we're not picking up on it.

So what if it is just Jonathan?

All this, like, really open behaviour.

And actually, he's not been that clever with it.

We're double bluffing.

We're doing the intelligent bit by not thinking it's him.

What if it is?

Could you imagine how pissed off we'd be?

You're joking me!

Yeah.

I think we need to group together.

I think so.

Yeah.

See you all, boys.

Sleep well.

And you.

I'll do my best.

You may see me in the morning.

Oh, God.

Let's hope they're not doing a bog off on murders.

Let's...

Goodbye.

I am absolute dust.

The Faithful are disheartened after Mark's banishment.

For the Traitors, though, they have a decision to make.

Who to kill next?

Oh, dear.

That was hard.

I wanted to get rid of Mark, but he hates me now.

Did you see that speech?

But you know what?

It's working.

It is.

But it's going to get harder.

Okay, let's talk about who got the shields today.

Nick got the shield.

He got the first one.

Next one was Lucy.

Third one was David.

And then I got a shield.

Yes.

Which is great in that I got back in,

I'm not under threat, obviously I'm not murdered.

Yeah.

Do you know who I think needs to go?

I can't wait to hear.

Joe W.

If Joe goes, then they might think who would have done it.

Everyone's gonna go for David.

He keeps us safe for tomorrow.

But whenever your name has been mentioned,

Joe's like, "I don't think he's gonna."

Joe's behind me.

Yeah.

You know who I'm getting slowly scared of?

Who?

Kate.

No, no, no.

Well, the problem with Kate is I don't think people

are really suspecting her of being a Traitor

and she's got a genuine inquiring mind.

Yeah.

And, you know, it would surprise people

and it would furthermore be like,

"What are they doing? Why are they doing this?"

Stephen Fry.

Shall we just get on with it and kill him?

What are the pros and cons of getting rid of Fry?

It would blow their minds.

And every time we blow their minds,

it takes them a couple of nights to get back together

and recalibrate.

Yeah.

And cons being...

It puts you a bit more into the limelight.

The big dog thing.

It's only you.

It's only you left.

But do you not think I could play that and say, you know,

"Yeah, they're getting rid of all of us?"

Yeah.

So it's between Kate...

Joe Wilkinson.

...and Stephen Fry.

Sir Stephen Fry to you.

Sir Stephen Fry.

If you're thinking of murdering him,

at least let him go out in style.

But what's a knighthood when you're dead?

Brutal.

So, we've agreed?

Yeah, let's do it.

It gets easier every time.

Well, tomorrow is another day.

Not for one of them.

Claudia: Last night, the Traitors struck again,

committing their fifth murder.

So, with the Traitors on a winning streak,

which Faithful will walk into breakfast?

and who has gone forever?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, lovely!

Right, we can dominate the croissants.

Right.

Last night was another dramatic Round Table.

That's the closest anyone's ever come to being banished

and not being banished.

Water.

Yes, please.

Thank you.

We are doing so incredibly badly and pointing out

that we're falling for the same tactics

and not analyzing things

was seen as something which was suspicious.

So I think the Faithful are doomed.

How do we feel after yesterday's Round Table?

I had a few suspicions about Mark, but I didn't

think he was a Traitor.

What about Jonathan?

I voted for him.

Yeah, 'cause after Ruth had died,

I thought it was the double bluff move.

I was trying to get us to reengage

with that idea last night.

I actually thought you were trying

to get the group to reengage

with a completely different idea, David,

and that is that...

...I'm a Traitor.

Well, it is an idea that we should engage with.

Oh! Come in.

Oh, yes!

That wasn't a very loud come in.

It was the best I could do.

Hello, it's lovely to see you.

Hello, everybody.

Hiya, Nick.

Hello, Cat.

Hi, Alan.

Well done, Joe.

Hello.

I have no faith, ironically, in the Faithfuls.

I mean, I'm just bursting with confidence now as a Traitor.

Can you imagine Alan in the first week?

I was perspiring, my glasses were steaming up.

And look at me last night, round the Round Table.

I wanted to get rid of Mark, and I got rid of Mark.

Not a single bead of sweat.

I actually thought I was going to get murdered last night.

Did you?

Was you sure it was you?

Because I thought usually when you out spoke

and the Traitors just get rid of you,

I mean, I'm just keeping quiet this time.

I'm not saying anything.

I'd like to really see that, actually.

I adore you, Alan, but I did wake up wondering

about you this morning.

In what way?

I'm afraid I did.

A fantasy?

You're much cleverer than you ever let on,

and I love that about you, but...

You're saying I play dumb?

You don't play dumb.

Who said that?

Joe.

You don't play...

Both: Come in.

Oh, hello.

Jonathan.

Hello.

Why are you surprised?

You're not surprised.

No, no, no, I'm sorry, I am thinking...

Are you delighted?

I'm thinking who...

Who else?

Who had a shield? David had a shield?

- Lucy had a shield? - I had a shield.

Lovely to see you, by the way.

Lovely to be here!

I'm so happy!

It was that moment of going,

you're trying to work out who's not there.

Sorry.

Yeah.

You realize only one more person is coming in.

Stephen and Joe Wilkinson are left.

I hope they both hold back, to be honest.

I know you're close with Stephen, but if I had to choose,

I'm picking Joe to come back.

Yeah, I just love him.

Oh, they wouldn't kill Stephen.

Would they kill Stephen?

If Stephen comes back, I think it weirdly makes

him look quite guilty.

Yeah, do you know what I mean?

Yes.

Where it's actually a joke, I don't know

if that does make him look guilty, oddly.

I'll be really sad if Joe doesn't comes in.

So will I.

Because I really like him.

I do too.

Come in.

C'est moi.

Stephen!

I am alive.

You're alive?

But who isn't?

Joe Wilkinson.

Joe.

Oh, no.

Joe will unravel us three.

We need to get rid of Joe Wilkinson.

I think we have to get rid of Joe.

He's very persuasive.

And I think he helps me a bit

'cause I said he changed my mind tonight.

Yeah, but he's got to go.

Joe Wilkinson, I'm afraid your time in the castle

has come to an end.

I think this is a good sign.

"Dear Joe Wilkinson, by order of the Traitors,

you have been murdered."

Oh!

Oh, man.

I sort of expected it, because I was quite, um...

I was quite lippy last night.

But I have a message for the Traitors.

What's the turret like?

Sweet man.

I can't believe that.

That's really annoying.

Gutted. A little bit sadder today.

My favourite, Andy.

He was brilliant.

Andy spoke up brilliantly at the round table last night

and the Traitors have jumped on that

because that implicates David now.

Well played, Traitors.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, my God.

Stephen's a Traitor.

And that acting there demonstrates it.

Oh, okay.

He's not.

It's the way...

It's the way of absolutely framing me.

Well, I'm gutted that Joe's not here.

I'm gutted that he's not here.

And the people that did it, nice one.

True. Absolutely right.

You should be ashamed for yourself.

Is that what you're saying?

Not ashamed, because remember, it's a game.

It is.

Yeah.

Doesn't mean I can't be

grumpy about the fact that you've ruined the game.

Look out. Look out.

Oh, she's going to not be happy.

She's not happy with us.

She's not mucking about.

Good morning, everyone.

Morning.

How are you?

Good, thank you.

I'll tell you who isn't alright.

Ah...

Joe.

Joe Wilkinson has been murdered.

Almost half of you have gone.

I'm going to do something different today.

I always come in and talk to the Faithful.

So now, I speak only to the Traitors.

Aren't you having a brilliant game?

Congratulations.

It's nearly time for a mission.

Who here likes board games?

Ooh!

Board games.

Ooh!

Kate: I love a board game.

What meanings of the word "boards" could she...

We could be casters, bishops, knights.

We could be active chess pieces, couldn't we?

Bagsy, I be a knight.

Kate: Oh! Oh!

Oh, radio!

Stop it!

Instead of an old queen!

Hey!

Well!

What madness.

Well, well, well.

What madness, but we must enjoy it.

I just can't believe it.

It's every time.

Mm.

So, you must be feeling interesting because

you're an unsettled case.

Oh, not proven either way.

It is extraordinary, this house of mirrors

we found ourselves in.

I know!

And I don't know which one of you it is.

No, because it could be somebody here.

The odds are...

Are you suspicious of me, David?

I am, yeah.

Oh, David!

David? Why's that?

I think you and Stephen's interactions are interesting.

Oh, I'm...

Well, say why.

I'm suspicious of Kate for the first time.

Say why.

For the first time.

But you were suspicious yesterday of me.

I want to hear David's theory.

'Cause the way that David is...

I'll tell you what, exactly that interaction.

Because I said I was suspicious of you,

and Stephen rushed in to say, "I'm suspicious of you as well."

I feel like you guys are working as a team.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Quite effectively.

We possibly could.

Sweet thought.

We are.

We're a working team of Faithfuls.

But the idea that I'm a team with Stephen Fry,

I... You may just murder me now.

Come.

David thought Stephen

and I were both Traitors.

I do ask questions, but in my job,

it's not up to me to have an opinion.

So I find that killer instinct ever so hard.

Du-du-du-du.

It's genuinely, like...

blowing my mind up

'cause apart-- your natural instinct is there's

nothing else to do but get into this.

I wonder whether we should try and listen to instincts more.

Is it got to be Stephen?

Hasn't he?

I think it might be David again.

Because the bluff...

He's putting up some good...

Can I just say, the bluff double bluff thing is, right,

sure, sure the Traitors might do that to blame him, right?

Yeah. But also, he is smart enough to do that to

blame himself, isn't he?

But they're not.

There's certain people that aren't allowing us

Faithfuls to team up together, and they are David and Xavier.

Just have a think about that.

Okay.

The huddled masses.

Now, it's whispering in the corridors.

It's very Shakespearean.

There's lots of whispered conversations going on in

that corridor, aren't there?

Yeah, lots of people are whispering.

People aren't being open, are they?

They're going and trying other tacks.

I think they're like...

Yeah, people are going, "Come here, come here."

There's a smaller group of us now as well.

Yeah, ten of us.

Shall I join?

Yes, yes, do join.

I'm trying to work out my maths.

So there's ten of us.

So if you think there are three Traitors

but you know you're a Faithful,

so you know there just must be only six other Faithful.

One in three of the others are a Traitor.

Yeah.

That's amazing.

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure Cat is a Traitor.

And then I have a question mark over Jonathan.

I'm now just going to ally myself with some people

who I thought, I think you probably are a Traitor.

To survive and then gob you in at the end,

basically is, I've always known you're a Traitor,

out you go.

Celia: I mustn't eat these sweets.

Well, let's have some sweets together, Celia.

Come on, let's have some sweets.

Go on.

Do you like poached eggs?

I love the poached eggs.

They're not my favourite.

I love the hearts.

Who are you suspicious of?

Well, Voted for Jonathan last night.

I adore him.

We're getting to that point where we start--

we have to start looking at everybody.

I look and look and look, Cat, and I can't see anything.

Seriously.

I know, I'm finding

it really hard.

So whoever it is, they're cool as cucumbers.

Are you a Traitor?

I'm not a Traitor.

No, I don't think you are.

Well...

Ugh!

Cat: I love Celia with my whole heart.

I think she's a queen and she's an icon, so it was

quite hard to lie to her.

But now the group's getting smaller,

I think it's going to get more intense.

So I think I really have to make sure I've got my answers solid.

Claudia: It's time for another mission, and with a prize pot

sitting at £38,500, this is a chance for the

players to work together to top it up even more.

Look at the size of that thing next to Claudia.

Oh, God.

Hello.

Oh, my goodness.

It was amazing seeing that giant Traitor.

It was, like, taunting us cos we're struggling to find one.

Players, welcome to today's mission.

This is the Traitor's Chessboard.

You might recognize it.

In today's mission, everyone will need to move

and think like a Traitor.

Let me explain.

Last night, the Traitors were asked a series of

questions, all relating to you.

Your job is to match your answer to the one you

think the Traitors gave.

This giant chess piece will land on the correct name.

I want to say this to you.

The Traitors know the answers.

Of course they do.

So keep your eyes peeled.

If you all take part, I will add a lovely

£5,000 to the prize pot.

In a moment, I'm going to ask you to split into two teams.

You really, really want to be on the winning team,

because only the players in the losing team

will be up for murder tonight.

Oh, my gosh.

So the whole other team...

So the pressure is on.

God!

Oh, God.

Claudia: Please, get into your teams.

Right, how do I choose?

Shall we just split it down the middle?

No.

No, okay.

Has anyone got a good idea of how to choose teams?

Let's just split it.

I thought it would be a good idea if me, Cat and Jonathan

would stay in the same team and then we'd know all the answers,

so we'd get all the answers right

and then the other team would be shieldless

and we could just pick off who we wanted.

Is everyone happy with their teams?

- No. - Yes.

Joe?

Yeah, no, I'm not happy with my team.

Joe's being Joe.

Joe is just being Joe.

I'd just rather go with a team that there's

a definite Traitor on.

I felt there were more Traitors in Jonathan's team

than there were in the one that I was in,

and they know the answers.

They've picked 'em.

We need to maybe think about how do we swing this

in the Faithful's favour?

For fairness, we should now randomize it one more time,

because it means that the Traitors couldn't

have then colluded to say, "Well, why don't we

go on this team together?"

Oh, for God's sake.

I don't know what's happening.

I suggested just to sort of truly randomize it.

It made sense to me to go on the team that I believe had most

Traitors on, because I think that I would

be able to glean more from that.

So I eventually ended up on a team with both Lucy

and Jonathan and Stephen and Kate, but I do believe that

Lucy and Jonathan are Traitors.

Stephen may be a little bit less so, but I am still

suspicious of Stephen.

Are your teams now locked in?

Apparently.

Fantastic.

I'm going to say this again, the losing team,

you are up for tonight's murder.

Enormous luck.

Are you ready for your first move?

- Yes. - Yes.

Here it comes.

Okay.

The first chess piece is the mouse.

The Traitors were asked, "Who is the weakest

player in the game?"

Oh!

Who do you think the Traitors chose?

Can I be honest?

Don't take this the wrong way.

But it's me.

They might think it's you because people

have said, you know, that you can't

decide who you want.

But it depends what they mean by weak.

Do they mean physical strength?

Or do they mean who is the weakest,

i.e. the most easy for them to manipulate?

Exactly.

But that also could be me.

I'd say Kate.

Kate.

I'd say Kate.

I have to act like I'm trying to work out what

the answers would be.

I do quite a good job at pretending I have no

idea what's going on.

Have both teams locked in your answers?

Yes.

Wonderful.

Team leaders, please move the headstones onto the

name of the person you believe the Traitors said.

Oh.

How interesting.

Oh no.

I'm feeling really good about myself right now.

Oh, Kate.

Why did you choose Kate?

She doesn't come up with many names,

so we think that's quite weak, because we

need to get the Traitors.

Thank you.

Jonathan's team?

She's physically weak, intellectually weak,

just generally weak in every single way.

And the real problem, Claudia, is I agreed.

I agreed!

Kate, please come and stand with me.

Good luck.

The rest of you, please go and stand on your squares.

Here was such a good spot, because I really

feel like she's been got at probably more than anybody else.

But she is quite a weak fearful.

Traitors' chest piece, please reveal the answer.

It's moving.

It's quite alarming when the Traitor chess piece

came slithering towards me.

Oh, just having a look at you.

I was keeping most of my eyes on Jonathan,

because if you know the answers, you know

where it's going to go.

Oh, yeah, come on.

Stephen: It's unanimous.

I think we should put on Kate.

Let's go with Kate, then, shall we?

Kate.

So my weakness has become a strength.

You see?

Oh, bless!

That's the spirit, Kate.

At last!

I can be of use!

Everybody thought I was the weakest player!

Well done, team.

A tad little bad for the ego, but actually it doesn't matter

because we got it right.

So, well done.

That's one point each team.

Yes.

Are you ready for your second question?

Yes, we are.

Here we go.

Yes.

Oh, no, who's the most two-faced?

Whoever gets this one is going to be the most upset.

Yeah, yeah.

So, players, the Traitors were asked,

"Who is the most two-faced player in the game?"

Wow!

Celia is the one

who everyone's like, no-one really knows

where they stand.

I'm quite two-faced.

You want to admit to it?

There was me thinking

there'd be tears, fistfights, "How dare you insult me?"

Celia just stepped forward and went, "I'm the most two-faced."

Jonathan's team...

lovely Celia. Why?

Celia is very, very nice

to you all the time and then just drops your name.

We thought, "Yes, actually, you are two-faced."

Claudia: Thank you very much.

Alan's team.

She nominated herself.

Because, you know, I say people are nice

and I don't necessarily believe it.

You magnificent creature.

Traitor's chess piece, please reveal the answer.

Ooh!

Oh, no, not me.

Obviously, 'cause we knew the answers, I knew

my name wasn't coming up, but that Traitor chess piece

is so ominous and sinister that you can't really help

not reacting, you know?

Ooh...

Yes! Yes!

You see?

Come on!

You see?

It's a very good thing to be able to admit your faults.

So, teams, you are both tied with two correct answers each,

and it's the first to three to win the game.

I'm going to remind you, the losing team,

you are up for murder.

Mm-hm.

You will have to nominate one person to answer this question.

Please decide who is going to speak for your team.

You do it, 'cause you go for it.

Yeah.

Joe, we believe in you.

I think Nick.

Are you sure?

Smartest choice.

I do think--

I'm happy to. Happy to.

Players, have you chosen?

Yes, yes, we have.

Okay, please stand next to your tombstones.

Think about it.

Off you go.

Good luck, mate.

Good luck, Joe.

Nick, Joe, whichever player gets their headstone

on the correct answer first, your team is shielded

from tonight's murder. Understood?

Yeah.

Here is the final chess piece.

Oof.

You've got more Traitors in your team, remember that.

You've got to win.

Yeah, that's what I mean.

I'll let you win.

In my mind, there are more Faithful on the other team,

so it makes sense to me that it's better to protect

that team with the shields than it was our team.

Remember, you cannot confer with your teammates.

You are deciding alone.

The Traitors were asked, "Who is the leader of the pack?"

Go.

Nick, you've chosen Jonathan. Why?

I don't personally believe that he's a Traitor,

but I think that the Traitors would have suggested Jonathan.

Okay, thank you.

Joe, you picked Stephen. Why?

'Cause I think he's the leader of the pack.

Beautifully said.

Joe, Nick, please rejoin your teams.

I think it's a good choice.

Let's find out what the Traitors answered.

I think it's going to be Stephen.

Please don't let it be you.

I'm so not the leader of the pack!

Oh!

Well done, Joe!

Sorry, guys. Sorry.

Yes! Well done.

It's hard to know what they think. They're very unfocused.

I think Stephen.

Stephen okay, Stephen.

Yeah, okay, Stephen's leader of the pack.

So that means Alan, Cat, Celia, David and Joe

you are protected from tonight's murder.

Well done!

Nick, Lucy, Kate, Stephen, Jonathan less good news for you.

I am a bit annoyed.

I don't want to throw Nick under the bus,

but I would have picked Stephen and we would have

potentially have won and I would be safe tonight.

Please remember because of your brilliance today you have

added five thousand pounds to the prize fund!

So, well done.

I'll see you at the roundtable. Off you go.

Thanks, Claudia.

Alan: Well done.

Well done, Joe.

I'm relieved that I've got us the shields,

but it's really important that the Traitors don't find out

that me and Nick have sabotaged the end of this mission.

Got to keep this one secret.

Oh, what's this?

Yeah, lovely.

Crispy chilli beef.

Yeah.

Nick. Billiards.

Got it.

Nick is the Faithful that everyone can trust.

Me and him, I think, need to work together a little bit,

because if we're going on the intelligence scale,

Nick's here, and I'm...

...here.

We have to be so quick!

So, I trust you, implicitly.

Joe: Likewise.

I know that Lucy and Jonathan are Traitors.

Possibly Stephen, but I'm not sure.

And Cat on your team.

You know when Claudia said, "Are we happy with the teams?"

And I said, "No."

Yeah.

That was the first time... I had changed my suspicion.

To who?

To Stephen. But only on the basis...

Nick: 'Cause he made up a bit...

"We need to get on with this bruja."

Why have you come with Lucy and Jonathan?

I always suspected Lucy, and I've said before,

but I have not said openly.

But the only thing is, they believe that I think

that they're Faithful.

Okay.

So the problem is, one Traitor can win,

but not one Faithful can win.

So I think to survive, we also have to allow ourselves

to say to Traitors,

"This is sort of what I've been doing."

Yeah, great.

The game plan now is to try and convince Lucy and Cat

that Joe and I still believe that they are Faithful.

Which I think they're buying.

Enough such that they are convinced that we will never

get rid of them thinking that they are Traitors.

So who are you going to go for tonight?

I don't know.

You must have a clue, Kate, who you want to go for.

Because I've got on my list Stephen, Jonathan.

They're like...

Well, I feel like it...

I don't know whether I think it's for Jonathan or Stephen.

If we're taking those two big dog theories...

But what do you think?

From the mission, I feel like...

I just felt like Stephen was really genuine.

They're wanting to win.

But obviously, whoever the Traitor is, they're brilliant.

And who was brilliant around the table?

Stephen.

So, in the mission, Stephen and Jonathan,

they were trying not to look like they knew the answers.

It felt a bit of a performance.

That seemed suspicious to me.

So, I'm really, really looking at Stephen and Jonathan.

I can't believe they're both Traitors,

but I'm so sure one is, but which one?

Oh, Lord, honestly.

Oy, oy, oy.

We're all a bit weary now, I'm afraid.

Yeah, and if you're a Faithful, and I'm not saying

this in order for you to believe me to be Faithful,

but if you are a Faithful, you know you're going.

I mean, I know I'm going, especially if they really

believe I'm leader of the pack.

So if I'm not banished, I'll be murdered.

I mean, I would consider you leader of the pack more

than Jonathan, but, you know...

Yes, I did as well.

Joe pushed the thing to that.

I mean, is that just Joe being...

Well, it works.

Decisive and clear.

What we all see or is he going ham?

Why did they call me the leader of the pack?

I really don't feel that I am.

I mean, I'm a loudmouth, I grant you that.

There are a few other loudmouths in the group,

but they're not considered natural leaders.

So it's a bit like the big dog theory.

I am one of the whimpering hounds, it seems.

And I know it isn't me.

That's my one advantage.

It's either Jonathan or Alan, I would say.

It's time for the round table.

The Faithful have never been closer to the truth.

But there's one thing, thinking you know who a Traitor is,

it's quite another thing, writing their name down.

I think tonight the two people who seem to be most

readily in the frame is David and Stephen.

So it would be sort of ironic that on a night

when I don't think there is any solid evidence,

that I get banished.

As always, I am hoping that luck will be on my side.

We're so bad at this game, and the reason the Traitors

are winning is because they are able to create

this kind of herd mentality.

This round table is so important to the Hundies.

I want to go for Jonathan.

He's the wolf of the Traitors.

Time's up for Mr. Ross.

Players, welcome back to the Roundtable.

Today, you added £5,000 to the prize fund.

That means your current total is 43,500.

I would like you to have a look around this table

and ask yourselves this:

Who is lying to you?

Who is smiling and laughing to your face

and stabbing you in the back?

What I'm asking is, who is a Traitor?

Players, the floor is yours.

I'd quite like to hear from David.

Because last night I initially thought it was Stephen.

Your speech last night at the end was one of the things

that tipped me over and I didn't have it.

And then many of us were looking at you.

Would you dare to throw out a few names?

I'm interested in the way that Kate and Stephen interact.

I do see quite a lot of moments when someone is mentioned

and another person is brought up, particularly by you, Kate.

You think I deflect, but I would argue that

I think you make statements.

I try to ask you questions on it,

and you say that's classic Traitor behaviour,

but it's actually...

I've never used that phrase.

You said in the library today, you said,

"But that's exactly the sort of thing a Traitor would do,"

which isn't...

Which is a phrase we've all said so many times.

I think we've mostly realized now that words like

"strategy" and "tactics" are useless for this.

The Traitor's good enough not to be spotted

unless they make a mistake.

This is not really proof, but it's an interesting area

that we've never discussed.

Traitors don't get as much sleep as we do.

Cat.

You were sleeping in the window seat.

You're not getting enough sleep.

It's an indication we haven't even thought of,

but it's obviously true.

Just to explain myself there.

Yes, you didn't need to do yourself.

I do have autism and ADHD.

So when I'm around people a lot, it takes a lot more

effort to really, like, speak.

Sometimes I just need time away.

That's really good to hear, and I'm, you know,

I wasn't accusing you.

I was merely pointing out that it's something we might look at.

Yeah, yeah.

It's clear every night the Traitors

have to peel off and get much less sleep than us.

It's an obvious point.

This is no answer to anything, but I just find it so weird,

the atmosphere in the castle today.

We've all admitted we're like headless chickens.

We're so different.

You've sort of given up hope, really.

You said to me in the library...

It was the shock of the difference between

the unbelievable relief this morning

when I realized I was going into breakfast

and I hadn't been murdered.

And then as soon as I closed the door behind me,

realizing that every face looking at me was thinking,

"You, you're a Traitor."

And I thought, "Oh, I'm going to be banished."

I can see why this game makes people look guilty.

I just warn you all again, I'm absolutely

sure Stephen is a Faithful.

But why, why, why is he here?

I don't really know.

It's something that I'm so

sure of and I don't want us to make a mistake.

Is it because you know him and you've worked with him?

Is that what you mean?

It probably has a, a, a help, yes.

Even though I might be doing myself a disservice here,

I had thought Stephen might be, but I, as you know from

last night, didn't have anything real evidence.

I had what I thought were a couple of good theories,

but in your defence, I thought you weren't.

And I'm thinking now, why did I change my mind?

It was my instinct.

Last night, I was fairly convinced,

as convinced as I've been about anything,

that Mark was a Faithful.

There's no logical reason for me believing that,

but I believed that.

But some of the facts that were raised against him

were fairly plausible.

Or you knew he was a Faithful because you know

everyone's status at the game.

You said you were convinced that Mark wasn't a Traitor.

Yes.

Who are you convinced around this table

that aren't Traitors?

I think Nick is not a Traitor.

I think Cat is not a Traitor.

Okay, they're the only two I'm absolutely--

Well, I'm feeling convinced on my gut level.

And I think you probably aren't a Traitor but you are very

difficult to read and the only thing that made me think

today and I think I said this earlier was when you

went straight for Stephen's name at the crucial point

when whichever team gets there everyone gets

a shield and of course a Traitor doesn't need a shield

but a Traitor wants a shield because it removes any

suspicion when they walk in tomorrow morning

but I don't think that's why you did it.

I wanted our team to have the protection of shields

because my gut instinct tells me that there were more

Traitors in your team than there was in my team.

Cat what you got?

My gut feels like it's, again, that sort of tossup

with Stephen or Jonathan.

It's the big dog theory of dominant

voices tend to be overlooked because they're

so out in the open.

The only thing I know is I'm Faithful.

I can't get my head

to stop thinking about you Jonathan.

Partly because of the big dog theory.

Jonathan: Yeah.

But also because of the roof incident

just sits a bit weird with me that it was someone as

intelligent as you.

Jonathan: Yes.

Would use that as a double bluff.

Well I didn't, 'cause I didn't kill her.

Right let's get rid of Ruth because it makes it obvious

that, oh, everyone looks at Jonathan.

Jonathan: No, no, no, because I said--

And then Jonathan has the ability to go.

Joe, it's a double-bluff.

I said afterwards that isn't pointing at me.

I didn't think that Ruth said anything

which made anyone seriously think I was a Traitor there.

Well the only thing is I mean this is me being picky.

Just Joe's demeanour sometimes.

I don't know whether you're serious,

I don't know whether you're joking.

It's like talking to a boulder, you know,

and I can't break you.

No, I don't know and then you put the, you know, the

gravestone on Stephen's Square.

I mean I am really picky.

I feel after my cock up with Mark just feel and also

the Traitors murder people who stick their

head above the parapet.

But they didn't murder you overnight did they?

They also won't murder you tonight.

What?

You've got a shield.

Oh, yeah, got a shield!

I give up. I give up.

But, I mean, you know, when you write your name down,

you've got to say something, and I probably will write

your name and do it.

Why are you acting cocky round the table?

You're not like this as much.

It's like you do ramp it up, Joe.

Yeah, 'cause we've got to find some people, haven't we?

Alan: Well, you don't need to ramp it up.

You need to find a Traitor.

Let's not make an awkward atmosphere.

Don't you worry, I'm trying to find a Traitor.

So you think it's me? You're looking at me like that.

I'm trying to find a Traitor.

Well, we're all trying to find a Traitor, Joe.

We're not all trying to find a Traitor, though, are we?

All the Faithfuls are trying to find a Traitor.

In my gut, I don't think you are,

but your behaviour does seem different

around the Round Table.

I'm voting Joe tonight.

I thought it was suspicious

that he put the grave immediate on Stephen.

Interesting you've brought my name to the table

after Lucy's brought it to the table.

Jonathan: No, no, I've mentioned you--

But you didn't bring it to the table earlier than just now.

Jonathan: I asked you why did you put that--

Interesting between your relationship, yeah.

Nick: It's not Joe.

Because I deliberately sabotaged that final round.

Why did you do that?

Because I thought there were more Traitors in our team.

One Faithful can't win this game.

It has to be a group of Faithful, okay?

I think it's clear that I'm a Faithful

and there are gonna have to be sacrifices

within the Faithful occasionally

as we kind of slowly whittle down.

And I believe that a toss-up between Kate and Stephen

as Traitors in our team

and maybe one in the other team.

I thought it's much better to protect the other team

with the shields because it would save more Faithful.

Nick, that makes me feel that you're guilty

because I thought it was really weird.

You seem to go Stephen and then change.

Joe M: Nick's not guilty. He's a Faithful.

We know nothing for sure

but we've proven that we can't go on anything

based on instinct, patterns, discussion or anything.

That's my point.

The game is loaded against the Faithfuls.

The Traitors know everything, we know nothing.

We just have no idea who a Traitor is.

This talk of deflections and strategies

is simple, errant nonsense.

Claudia: Players, it is time to vote.

Who do you believe is a Traitor?

Please write down that name on your slate.

Are the votes locked in?

Celia and Alan: Yes.

Claudia: Thank you.

Alan, we'll start with you.

Who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm gonna go for Joe.

The more and more I spend time with him,

the more and more I think he's a Traitor.

Yes.

Kate.

I have voted for Nick.

I think I'm quite evidence-based,

and the only evidence of lies I've heard today

is of your betrayal and throwing me, Faithful,

and other people that you believe to be Faithful

to the wolves.

Joe.

Sticking with the big dog.

Jonathan.

I don't like you anymore.

Understandable.

Lucy.

Jonathan.

It's simply because I think

you've got the intelligence and the talent for it.

I'm sorry if I'm wrong.

So, a vote count.

Two for Jonathan,

one for Nick, one for Joe.

Cat, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I've gone for you, Stephen.

Of course you have.

I've just gone with my gut. I hope I'm right.

Sadly not.

Stephen.

I don't really believe anybody is,

yet they must be.

I'll just stay with David,

because I've got nothing better to offer, I'm afraid.

Celia.

I've gone with Joe, because I don't know

what's going on in his head,

but thank you for being such a gentleman.

Jonathan.

I'm sorry, this is gonna really upset things,

but I changed my vote from Joe

after Nick told me that you'd steered him towards Stephen,

which was one of the core parts of my evidence.

So I'm afraid, mainly due to I suspected you yesterday,

I've gone for Stephen.

So, a vote count.

Two for Stephen, two for Jonathan,

two for Joe, one for Nick

and one for David.

David, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm gonna vote as I have in past rounds

and vote for the cleverest person around the table.

Stephen.

And for the final vote, Nick?

I voted for the absolute genius

and the most wonderful person in the world.

Stephen Fry.

Stephen, you have received the most votes.

Please come up here and join me.

Of course, my dear.

I don't think it is him.

Sir Stephen Fry, you have received the most votes,

and you are banished from the castle.

Before you leave us, please reveal,

are you a Faithful or are you a Traitor?

Oh, I've had the best fun for years.

I honestly, what an extraordinary bunch of people,

all of you and the banished and dead ones who aren't here,

for me to thank for giving such

an extraordinarily, wonderful few days.

To be part of such a group is a privilege and honour

and a deep delight and pleasure.

So thank you all and no hard feelings, I promise.

I am, of course, as I have told you all along...

...a Faithful.

Goodbye.

Players, you have lost a Faithful.

Oh my God.

Claudia: Faithful...

David: We can't win now.

There's still time.

Gather yourselves, focus

and you can get the Traitors.

Now the bad news.

It's not gonna get any better

because Jonathan,

Nick, Kate or Lucy,

one of you will be murdered.

I will see those that aren't tomorrow.

Good night.

Celia: Oh, it's quite upsetting, really.

It's a disaster.

I did try to warn everybody about Stephen.

This game is so clever, but so cruel.

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

We're gonna lose. That's what we're gonna do.

Cat, I love you to bits, mate, I do.

And I believe you're a Faithful, but I need more.

Yeah, no, I hear you, I hear you.

You need more? In what way?

To help.

Yeah.

It's all well and good believing someone's Faithful,

we also need to find... Traitors.

We need to come together, yeah, yeah.

Tonight was really, really frustrating.

Gutted to see Stephen go.

We do have to give some credit to the Traitors.

They're doing a really good job.

So that means tomorrow, I need to work on some things.

My conviction to my Faithfuls so that we can get aligned

and they believe in my Jonathan theory.

Cat: My gut was like,

could it be Stephen, Stephen, Stephen, Stephen?

Lucy: Do you think it's Jonathan?

Cat: Has to be.

What is going on?

There's nine of us left.

And three of us are Traitors.

I don't...

I actually don't understand how they haven't

worked out it's Jonathan or Alan.

There's a few suspicions on Jonathan,

but people are still on the fence.

And I'm like,

I'm actually trying to help you now.

Come on.

Oh, he's in there, your--

Kate: Oh...

I'm going to come and join you.

I have so many questions.

Nick: Go for it.

Kate: I thought we were playing to win shields.

I voted for Nick.

Tonight, he revealed that he'd thrown me

and other Faithfuls in his group

on the mission today to the wolves.

And that's the first tangible evidence

of direct face lying

that I've seen in this game.

It's very confusing.

The people who were on the other team,

now the only one of those five

to ever have any kind of heat on them has been David.

Which would suggest statistically

there were more Traitors in our five.

But there has been heat on yourself,

there's been heat on Jonathan

and there has been heat on Stephen.

It makes sense for that other team to be protected.

And so that's why I sabotaged it at the end.

The thing is, how are you going to feel when tomorrow

I'm murdered and you sacrifice me?

Oh, dreadful and frankly, I deserve to go over you.

It does make sense for me to be murdered next.

Kate: Why?

Well, because I've just been very open--

Yeah, but it wouldn't suit the Traitors to murder you

because you've showed to them

you're prepared to sacrifice Faithfuls.

So you're working for them!

I did drop a bit of a bomb, but I do think it was fair.

It did feel a little bit devious

kind of sabotaging the end of the game.

But I think it was the right thing to do.

All I can be sure of now is that I am certain

that it's Jonathan, Cat and Lucy.

But Alan forgot he had a shield at the Round Table.

Nick: That was a bit weird.

Because it's not important to him.

Ooh!

Kate: You don't forget you've got a shield.

He forgot he had a shield.

I went, "I wouldn't be forgetting that."

Kate: That's so true.

Lucy: Would you really forget you've got a shield?

I was like... kissing it.

And you said he was confident.

Because you would forget-- if you get a shield

and you think, "Well, it's not important anyway."

That's a really big behaviour thing.

That's true, he did.

Oh, we are just appalling.

My last theory lies in flames.

I have a very long apology to draft to Stephen Fry.

Celia: Ugh.

My head's spinning.

I think it's either David or Jonathan, don't you?

I don't think Lucy is, you know.

Celia: No, I don't, and I don't think you are.

No, thank you.

I'm sure you're not.

I'm not.

No. I would die if you were.

Listen, please, you're safe with me.

I just get the giggles.

If I'm gone tomorrow,

I hope you feel really bad about what you did.

Nick: It was a statistics move.

Lucy: Yep, yep, whatever, Nick.

But I love you, if it's me.

Cat: Love you.

Thanks, Lucy.

Hopefully see you tomorrow.

A night has fallen and Sir Stephen Fry has gone.

The Traitors will be delighted

that the Faithful have lost such a powerful player.

But what none of the players know

is tonight's is gonna work out a little differently.

"Lucy."

Kate: Ah...

"Kate, as you're on the losing team in today's mission,

you're at risk of being murdered."

Lucy: "Tonight, the short-listed players

must return to the chessboard..."

"...where one of you will be murdered

by the Traitors face to face."

"You must walk down to the chessboard

and stand on the board alone."

Lucy: "The Traitor's chess piece will then move towards you.

When it stops, you must turn around."

"If you see Claudia, you are safe.

However, if you turn around and see the Traitors,

you have been murdered."

Kate: I want to see the Traitors face to face.

If I'm getting murdered, this is the best way to go.

Lucy: I'm really scared.

I think I'm going. I'm brown bread.

And I think that's the hardest thing to learn on this game.

You don't get to decide anything.

Nick: This, for me, is life-or-death moment.

I am really nervous about being murdered tonight,

but I feel like I've got a strong inkling

as to who the Traitors are.

Kate: I'm really worried it's gonna be me

that's being murdered.

In fact, I'm pretty convinced

it's going to be me that's murdered.

I'm just terrified.

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