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Claudia: Previously, 19 celebrities arrived

to play the ultimate murder mystery.

Celia: These dastardly Traitors, we've got to find them.

Claudia: All in the hope of winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

Six Faithful have fallen.

I'm a Faithful.

Faithful.

What are the odds of us being so useless?

Claudia: But as the treacherous trio remain united...

Is it me or is this getting a lot easier?

Claudia: suspicions continue to grow.

Mark is so over the top.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's a Traitor.

I like the big dog theory,

but it'd have to be Stephen to be a Traitor.

I think it is Jonathan.

Claudia: And whilst the mission provided protection for some...

There's a shield on the banshee!

Shall I just take it

and then we all don't tell the other team?

Who wants it?

Yes, please!

Claudia: For one unlucky player,

the call of death is drawing near.

So it's between...

Jonathan: Charlotte, David...

Kate.

This is the Celebrity Traitors.

Last night, the Traitors committed their fourth murder.

But which Faithful fell victim to the banshee's cry?

We might be first.

We are first, yes.

When you have no person saying,

"Come in," that's always a bit of a sign.

Ooh, smoked salmon today.

The staff are awfully good.

This morning, came down for breakfast, relieved I was in.

Last night, we banished Clare.

The game's sort of frustrating me now.

We've lost six Faithfuls.

It's looking bad now, isn't it?

I felt very grim this morning.

You know, I'm so cross

with myself that I didn't speak up more.

Yes, we must remember.

But the trouble is, once we start writing, it's like it goes

tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,

and you can't stop it.

Yeah, as you say, it's a cascade.

And I'm thinking, "Oh, my God, stop!"

There is a point where the train has left the station, I think,

with someone, yes.

Well, I think ourselves lucky we're alive.

Who do you think might have been murdered?

If Jonathan's a Faithful, I think he might...

I'm not sure he is.

In a way, no, I'm not.

Oh, God.

- Come in. - Enter.

Hey, Alan.

Hey!

Hey, Mark.

How lovely.

That's a good trio.

Well done.

I was hoping you three.

I was hoping you three.

I hope you all slept well.

I did, 'cause I got a shield.

Oh, you had the shield, as did I.

The Traitors don't know.

Well, they might know.

The Traitors don't know who had the shield, that's right.

They don't know.

But if there was a Traitor in the woods,

they would have seen Cat get it, very obviously.

And they will have a chance to tell the other Traitors.

Yeah.

Yes, exactly.

Do remember, and it's always good to remember,

the last wishes of a dying person.

What Clare said.

She turned to Charlotte, who was next to her,

and said, "When you started going for me,

I knew it was you."

So her dying wish is that we consider Charlotte,

if nothing more than that.

I was the only other one to vote for Charlotte.

I voted for Charlotte the day before,

and you on the first day.

And I'm still convinced by this.

And watch her reaction as well

when the people come in as well.

That's a good thing.

To be sitting there and outwitting Stephen Fry,

I mean, it's like beating Albert Einstein

in chess or Cluedo or something.

I just started stuffing cheese in my mouth

because I can't stop grinning.

Isn't it funny?

I was so nervous when Claudia squeezed me shoulder blade

and now I just love being a Traitor.

Come in.

Oh, yes!

Oh!

Oh, good.

Oh, how nice.

Here we are.

What a four.

Well done.

I'm alive.

Walking into breakfast, I tried playing it cool

because I'm starting to get a little bit bored

of all the niceties.

How are you, dear? How did you sleep?

Great to have you here. Stop with the chitter-chatter.

We need to start ramping it up a bit.

Let's find a Traitor.

So, who was in the forest group yesterday?

I was.

Yeah, I got a shield.

Have we all survived?

Is that worked?

That means the Traitor's in the other seven.

Oh, unless someone has tried to kill Cat.

Oh, yeah.

Because they didn't know...

Picking off the young ones.

Cat has been playing an absolutely brilliant game.

And there was something in the fact that, you know,

she had the shield,

but we chose to not tell everyone

that she had the shield.

I didn't buy that.

And I do think she's slipping under the radar

in the most brilliant way.

But I don't think I'm going to name her at this point

because I think it's safer to ally myself with her.

I mean, of course I'm speculating,

but that's why it's so fun.

So who's still to come through?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, who's left?

Kate.

Jonathan and Charlotte.

Oh, my God, it's the last three.

That's the last three.

Already?

That's a bit of a surprise.

Yes, you do, don't you?

I'm really tense, are you?

Starts earlier and earlier, the stress.

So if it's Kate, that rather confirms our suspicions.

Clare, she certainly believed it was Charlotte.

Uh-oh, come in!

Oh!

Oh, my God, Charlotte has gone.

Oh, no!

How wrong we are.

Oh!

Plan B, guys, plan B.

So, we decided?

Yeah.

Charlotte Church.

It doesn't give anyone any indication that it could be us.

She's also very, very calm under pressure.

I feel like she might keep throwing stuff at the wall

and then eventually it might stick.

And they're going to go, "Why Charlotte? Why?"

And while they're thinking that,

the impact is going to ripple through that.

Because it doesn't make sense.

Ah, there we are.

I thought I was going to be murdered.

I'm outspoken at the Round Table,

and I'm outspoken with my opinions.

Not that I was successful in being much of a threat

to the Traitors.

But as the game progressed, I hope that I would have been

and I hope that that's why they've gotten rid of me.

Well played, Traitors.

That's mad.

That's utterly insane.

What a surprise.

I never saw that coming.

No, nor did I.

I'm very surprised about Charlotte.

Not quite sure where to turn.

I mean, all my guesses have been wrong.

So I'm a bit befuddled.

I think Round Table I think we stop

being nicey-nicey, I mean, just say who you think

if you think it's me

you think it that that... just say it.

It has to start before the Round Table, mate.

Yes.

Because when we get in there we don't know we're relying

on the Round Table to inform us.

We need to go in with a plan and pick them out.

All of the Traitors are still here and there is a real degree

of bloodlust forming in the Faithfuls

and that's dangerous for us.

I think my name might come up.

I'm trying not to draw attention so I try and sort

of set myself into neutral.

It's just really tricky.

You've got to watch everything you do and say.

Look out.

Oh.

Players, good morning.

All: Morning.

Another day, another celebrity death.

Unbelievable.

Oh, Charlotte.

Poor Charlotte has been murdered.

The voice of an angel, and now she is among them.

Oh!

Are you ready for a really, really horrible statistic?

You started as 19.

You are now 12.

Players, you have lost seven Faithful.

Seven.

That's bad, isn't it?

Think about that while you enjoy your cheese.

I will see you shortly for the mission.

And a tiny word of warning... watch your step.

Oh, no.

Lord.

Watch your step.

She doesn't like us, does she?

She has every reason to be contemptuous of us.

Cup of tea.

You want to have a cup of tea?

Let's go in the, er...

The library?

Library, yeah.

Can I not be in the lead?

'Cause I feel like I'm going, "Come on, girls."

Gravel in the treads of my shoes.

The leader of the Faithfuls.

Thank you for trusting me.

Or the Traitors.

I think I trust you both, I really do.

I mean, I don't see you as a Traitor,

but then there's a strong chance one of you is.

I'll be straight with both of you.

I'm suspicious of all the actors today.

Okay.

Just 'cause how easy it would be for you to slip into it.

Yeah, no, I can understand why you'd say that, and that's...

You know, but the skills we bring from our workplace

don't seem to be any good.

Well, hang on a minute.

What's happened here?

I'm just...

I've just said to you two...

I just said to these two, I said,

"Look, I'm looking at all the actors today."

Okay.

And now I am flanked.

You are.

Here we all are.

If I was to rank you, you're suspect number one for me.

I'm suspect number one?

Yeah.

If I had to pick a Traitor in this environment...

Why are you looking at the actor as just a...

You're best suited to slip into that role.

Well, I tell you what, for me,

it's not to do with how good an actor you are,

it's to do with the person you are.

And I never, ever wanted to come into this

as a Traitor, ever.

From the very first moment it was offered or mooted,

I never, ever wanted...

Mooted.

I say that in Line of Duty, don't I?

Moot.

Please don't confuse me with...

So how much of your opinion is

because you have just been watching Line of Duty?

Stop watching Line of Duty, man, I'm not a Traitor!

Are you a Faithful?

Yes.

You're a Faithful?

Yes, and I'm a good one.

Well, I'm totally taking this game seriously, I want to win.

Am I competitive?

Yes, but because I play a lot of dodgy men,

I think people,

they probably expect something of my work to be in me,

but there's not really any of that in me.

I'm quite daft and I care a lot about people,

or I couldn't do the job that I do.

I don't think you can be an actor and not care about people.

I'm going to suspect everyone of that.

It's the only way I think you can do it.

And my suspicion of him at once has left,

based on very little.

But when last night, Clare was banished,

he was quite performative.

But he is a passionate Scotsman.

I'm pretty convinced that Jonathan is the leader

of the Traitors,

but I want to go after Mark first.

He's so over dramatic,

and I think it's because he's been picked as Traitor

and he gets to play this role now in front of everyone.

Right, what the hell

are we going to do about finding a Traitor?

Oh...

I'll be honest, I wasn't sure...

Cat: Mm.

About you.

You can't be.

Cat, you have never voted the people...

that we've got wrong.

That we've got wrong.

Yeah.

But then, if you're a Traitor,

I don't think you're very smart,

because, like, Celia, you're standing out a bit

with your time to vote.

If I'm honest, in my head, for me,

it's between Stephen and Jonathan.

Right.

Oh, is it?

That's so interesting.

'Cause I think Joe M's theory makes sense.

Stephen could be the leader of the Faithfuls.

Yeah.

And then Jonathan could be the leader of the Traitors.

But your thought was it could be either way, basically.

Yeah.

Yeah?

You don't know which one is which.

Yeah.

That's what I still can't work out.

I'm a bit apprehensive

because we're about halfway through now

and I think the Faithfuls need a Traitor.

I've gone, "Oh, it could be either Stephen or Jonathan."

I think it's time

to start going with the group a little bit more

to try and save my back.

This game is making me evil,

but I've got to think for myself here.

Claudia: It's time for another mission

where all our players must come together

in order to continue building the prize pot

for the winner's chosen charity.

Oh, can we be in the back seat, Joe?

Yes, please.

Yeah, let's do this.

There we go.

Well, another day, another mission, my dear.

- What did Claudia say? - Watch your step.

I want it to be something quite thrilling.

If it is something high, I will scream.

I've got you two as hundies,

the hundie percenters, Faithfuls that we trust.

But I'm going for Mark today.

Can you see him,

a big fan of the show, saying to Claudia,

"You're all right, I'll just be a Faithful?"

- No. - No.

This is his leading role.

Stephen is someone who is getting looked over

just because he's Stephen.

I mean, Stephen...

How many roundtables have we had? Three?

Three.

Twice, he's made a speech at the beginning and said,

"This is how we should behave."

"This is how we should behave!"

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that's kind of stealing, in a way.

Yeah.

It's disarming!

Has he gone off Jonathan now?

No.

I think he might be the head of the snake.

And I know you'll both go, well, why aren't you going for the

head of the snake, then?

And I'm like, well, I actually think Jonathan's got it in him

to throw a fellow Traitor under the bus.

Ooh, where are we headed?

Hello, players!

Oh, my god.

Oh, what's this?

Oh, hell's bells.

Stephen: I don't like the look of these traps.

Oh, no.

Oh, wow. Hang on!

Oh, God, look how high it goes.

Oh, this is going to be grotesque.

Players, welcome.

In today's mission, we're going for a little wander through the

woods, where a massive 10,000 pounds is up for grabs.

Wow.

Ooh.

But...

Stephen knows me well.

Through this walk, we are going to make four stops.

At each stop, there are traps.

And 2,500 pounds up for grabs.

I will give you a question.

All the questions are about your dearly departed players.

Oh, god.

Okay, right.

Each trap is labelled with a possible answer to the question.

And only one of those answers is correct.

A player must enter a trap...

Oh, god.

With money.

Get it right, and not only will you add all that money to the

prize fund, but also that player will win a shield.

However, if you're unsure, you can split your money across

different answers.

If somebody enters an incorrect trap, it will be triggered,

and they will be out of the mission.

Any money that they are holding will also not be added to

the prize fund.

Are you ready for your first question about a dearly

departed player?

Yes.

Throughout his Olympic career,

how many dives did Tom Daley make?

Is the answer 102 or 96?

Oh...

Well, we obviously don't know. It's a guess.

This is where we need Clare.

Guess.

I can't see him stopping at 96.

If you'd done 96, you'd want to go over 100.

I thought, if I'd got to 96 dives myself,

I'd be like, "Let's do another six.

Let's get to 102."

I think he did four Olympics.

96 is the only number divisible by four.

Yes, quite, yeah.

I thought I recalled him saying something where he said 100

and something, but it wasn't 102.

I think we should split the fund, don't you?

Definitely split the money.

Who's going to go in?

Who hasn't had a shield?

I've not had a shield.

I've not had a shield.

Nick and Alan, maybe, if you're willing to go

for this particular one.

Yes, yes.

Yeah, okay, yeah.

It's great, you know, there are four shields up for grabs.

There's possibly enough people who do believe I am Faithful

that I am quite an easy target for the next murder.

If I could be protected from that, that would be nice.

Nick, you're going in 96 with £1,500.

Alan, you're in 102 with £1,000.

I really want a shield.

Alan, I'll be honest, I'm hoping you go up.

Because I'm a Traitor, I didn't really need the shield,

so I had nothing really to lose, and I did look like a team

player, so nice little cute double-bluff there for everyone.

Let's find out the correct answer.

Good luck!

Oh, no!

Oh, Alan!

The net just scooped me up and threw me in the air

and I was just covered in leaves

swinging in the branches like an orangutan.

Well done, Alan.

And well done, Nick!

Alan, are you all right?

Yeah.

Oh, Alan!

He was just suspended up in the air, plaintively crying.

Help!

Oh, bless him.

Nick, you get a shield.

Congratulations!

Well done, Nick!

Oh, I have never been a shield winner, and so I am absolutely

delighted to have this.

A victory for arithmetic.

I know!

Isn't that great?

Alan, we'll leave you there for now.

The rest of you, follow me.

Bye, Alan!

Bye!

He looks so tragic up there!

Can someone get me down, please?

Claudia, help!

Right, this is a different sort of trap.

Oh, crikey.

Players, we've reached our next stop.

This time, there are four caged traps,

meaning four potential answers.

And you have 2,500 pounds again.

The next question is about poor Tameka.

Which of these actors has Tameka appeared in a film with?

Oh, God.

Vinnie Jones.

Helen Mirren.

Judi Dench.

Rebel Wilson.

Who is Helen Mirren?

Helen Mirren is a national treasure.

Helen Mirren!

Apart from Rebel Wilson, I couldn't tell you who any

of those people were.

I'm drawn to Judi Dench.

I'm drawn to Judi Dench, but then if you'd worked with

Judi Dench, wouldn't you have mentioned it?

I would have done, yeah.

I know I would have remembered if she'd told me she'd worked

with Dame Jude, because I have, and once you've worked with her,

you never forget it.

She's a darling.

If we're guessing, we should just spread the bet.

I think we just spread it out.

And it is a guess.

I'm going to sit on Vinnie Jones for £500.

Not often you hear that.

Go and get comfortable.

I didn't think it was the answer,

but someone had to do it, and this guy stepped up.

I'll sit on Rebel, okay?

I'll sit on Judi Dench.

All right, and I'll go Helen Mirren.

I just had a sense it was Judi Dench, but we didn't know

completely, so we had to split the money.

Lucy, you've got £1,000.

It's not really like me

to really put myself forward like that.

I'm terrible at, like, quizzes.

I might do Mastermind, but I'm going to do it about crisps.

Okay, players.

Let's find out what the correct answer is.

Jesus.

Oh!

Hey!

We did it.

We were closer.

That was good. That was good.

Well done!

Oh wow!

I've never got a question right in my life!

Well done, Lucy!

This is yours!

Yay!

Thank you!

I'm really stuck.

Players, the film that Tameka was in with Judi Dench

was Notes on a Scandal.

Ah!

The three of you, you stay here.

The rest of you, please follow me.

Yes.

Well done, Lucy!

Bye!

We're caged and shieldless.

Oh well.

It's quite peaceful in a way, though.

Oh look!

Oh, what fresh hell?

Some lovely, cozy tunnels.

Are you alright?

Alright.

So the question is, how old was Charlotte Church when she had

her first UK number one?

12, 11 or 13?

11 or 12.

Well no, definitely not eleven.

I'll tell you why, it's because I met her when she was 11.

I was hosting the Big Big Talent Show.

I believe an agent was watching at home

and signed her up as a result of that.

So she was 11 when she was signed.

I would have thought, unless they turned it around very, very

quickly, my guess would be 12, not 13, because part of her

appeal back then, despite her incredible talent, was her age.

Yeah.

Are we going to put it all in 12?

Let's do it.

Shall we be bold?

Yeah.

Then who are we nominating to go in there?

I haven't had a shield.

Oh, David!

David hasn't had a shield.

You should go for it, David.

We were really confident about this one.

So I went in the tunnel.

Go on, David.

Good man, David. Well done.

And we bet all of the money, £2,500, on 12.

Well done, David. Good luck!

If you're right, you take all the money.

If you're incorrect...

you lose it all.

Bloody hell!

Let's see if you were correct.

Brilliant. Well done, Jonathan!

12 is the right answer.

There we go.

My first shield!

Well done.

Thank you very much.

Players, the gamble paid off.

Are you ready to go to your final set of traps?

Yes!

That's good. Follow me.

Alan: Always a lover of these bear traps.

Players, welcome to the last stop.

So far, you have lost four players.

You have added £5,000 to the prize fund.

Amazing.

The last question is about the first person who was murdered,

Paloma.

Okay.

Paloma Faith once had a job as what?

A face painter...

Or a ghost on a ghost train?

Alan would be the person to answer that.

Alan!

Or if only someone who'd interviewed her a lot.

I'm pretty sure it's "ghost on a ghost train".

I'm not 100%, so we might want to split it for the

sake of not losing everything.

Maybe go four bags on the ghost train and one bag on the

face painter.

Please forgive me if I'm completely wrong,

but it does ring a bell.

You only really have to look at Paloma to see which is she most

suited for, face paint or ghost.

She looks like a ghost.

And now, thanks to the Traitors, she is a ghost!

I'm happy to take the less likely option.

Because you want to go up?

Okay, okay.

Good for you.

I think a lot of people were a bit dubious about the nets.

I was the opposite, because I can't think of anything better

than getting wheeked up into the air.

Look at Mark's face, he loves it.

I'm excited!

Okay, let's find out what the correct answer is.

Mark: Yay!

Well done, JR!

Well done, Mark.

Woo-hoo!

It was hilarious seeing Mark fly in the air.

Are you all right, Mark?

Yeah! Hey, this is fun!

Jonathan: Well done, Mark.

"Ghost on a Ghost Train" was the correct answer.

Thank you, thank you!

You banked £2,000.

And thank you for this. This is lovely.

And that is yours.

Thank you.

Well done. You can join your fellow players.

Thank you.

Well done, Jonathan.

It was your knowledge, too.

Yes.

Well done!

Having a shield as a Traitor is a lovely thing.

Because you get a shield, you know that next morning, when you

walk into breakfast, you don't have to act that bit harder.

So it just means it's one less thing to have niggling away.

So players, well done.

A very good day.

You have banked £7,000 for the prize fund.

Woo!

Excellent.

And Nick, Lucy, David and Jonathan, you also won a shield.

So you are protected from murder.

There we go!

Tonight, you will gather at the Round Table, and fingers

crossed, you'll be hoping this time you will nab a Traitor.

Please, God!

You guys, back to the castle. Congratulations.

Bye, Mark.

Bye, Mark!

Cheers!

Love youse!

As for you, Mark, we'll get you out with the others, shortly.

Okay!

No immediate rush.

Cat: Oh, that was a good challenge, wasn't it?

Nick: I actually liked that.

I feel like I'm saying that 'cause I've got a shield.

Who has got a shield?

So Lucy and I, David and Jonathan.

Lucy: If Jonathan isn't a Traitor,

he should feel glad to have one.

Nick: Yes.

There's suspicion about Mark, isn't there?

The head in hands, the sort of over...

But then you go, "Is it an over-dramatization?"

Jonathan: No, because he is like that.

Joe M: Is he like that?

How well do you know him to be like that?

You know, if Stephen was picked as the Traitor...

it would be a very clever move.

For the first Round Table, he basically led it.

And if it wasn't him,

wouldn't the Traitors take out Stephen by now?

Surely, we can't get eight Faithfuls in a row gone.

And it would be 10.

Almost half.

Home!

My knees are still trembling, Joe.

Joe M: Ooh, what we got?

Cat: We got some steak.

Oh, the steak is tempting me. You going steak or salmon?

I might try the steak.

I was over the moon to see Alan fly in the air.

That was why I came.

I thought, "I'm done now.

I've done everything I could've dreamed of."

Seeing Alan Carr suspended in a bear trap!

Mark: What are you saying?

I haven't spoken to you today about tonight.

You were eyeballing me yesterday quite...

Yes. I've got a theory.

- Unsubtly. - I've got a theory.

Do you want to tell?

Is it about me?

- It's about you. - Oh.

It's about you and I'm gonna say it round the Round Table.

Mark: Oh, okay.

And I don't think you're gonna like it.

Kate: Oh, we're back. Ah!

Seven Faithfuls have gone.

So someone knows this game inside out.

Is anybody thinking Jonathan?

Nick: I would say Stephen over Jonathan at the moment.

Kate: Because they're big dogs.

Nick: I think so. I think so.

Who are we not looking at? No one's looking at Cat.

Do we definitely think she's a Faithful?

Nick: I think so. I mean, she had a shield.

Have you got any ideas?

No. I haven't got any.

All your attention is focused.

So far, I've been so useless, it's breathtaking.

I feel like I'm trained to not have a gut thing

and to be balanced and open-minded

and just think, well, let's put the questions

that are based on fact, but I don't...

So what can I ask that might expose it? You know?

Nick: I do have a question mark over Kate.

You know, at this stage in the game,

you kind of want people to sort of have names

that they're open to sort of start suggesting

at the Round Table and so on,

and Kate sort of still seems to be

dithering a little bit.

It's so dashed difficult.

It feels like there has been certain people

that feel like they've proven that they aren't...

Like, you being one.

I'm fully expecting an attack on me this evening

simply because it makes sense.

Do you think?

Yeah, people have got to consider someone new

and I think they might...

And I kind of feel I would pick myself

in a strange sort of way.

Is there anyone that's your number one?

The one who knows most about the game is Jonathan, of course.

I don't know if that makes him automatically guilty,

but maybe he wanted to experience

every aspect of the game.

I do have a question mark there.

Stephen: Yeah, definitely.

Of course I've considered Jonathan.

He'd be a superb Traitor.

He's the super fan of the game, profoundly knowledgeable.

So, he has all the attributes of a good Traitor.

Would he be so bold to murder Ruth,

the one person who had accused him of being a Traitor?

Would he?

I don't know.

Today is the one, I've got the least idea,

but I have, ah, this is the lady I wanna speak to,

because there's a big argument

to people that are leading the conversation.

Yeah.

Joe W: And turning it this way and that way.

A bigger voice.

Yeah, I think it's important to look at...

A big dog, there's definitely a big dog.

That's what everyone's talking about, I think.

That's what's going around, I think.

Cat: But there's a mix, you know,

because on one hand, there's people going,

Jonathan or Stephen.

And then there's people, a load of people saying Mark.

- Yeah. - I think it's Mark.

Cat: A load of people, like, leaning towards Mark.

But who's been pushing Mark?

Joe M.

Yeah.

Joe W: Yeah, he did, yeah.

Cat: Joe M has been pushing Mark.

Do you think it's Joe?

Yeah, because I think Joe's really good

at building narratives.

And I think the question is, when you have an idea,

where did you pick that idea up?

David: I think Joe's quite often

at the centre of discussions

about someone who turns out to be a Faithful.

Joe W: For the last few days,

David hasn't really put an opinion out.

And then today, he started going,

"I think it's Joe Marler."

I'm looking for someone who's gonna try

and stay under the radar until staying under the radar

makes it obvious that you're a Traitor.

And that's what David has done.

David has fallen into my theory

of quiet until you need to be vocal.

He is very quiet.

And he's now getting more vocal.

Yeah, but this is what I said would happen.

The thing is, Joe, everyone is gonna get more vocal now,

really, aren't they?

Because we didn't get anywhere last night.

But I think I've said...

Hi, Joe.

Some Traitors are gonna stay quiet

until it's weird to stay quiet.

Yes.

And David has done exactly that.

David started accusing you.

Joe M: What do you mean he accused me?

Joe W: Of being a Traitor.

How?

By saying, "I think it's Joe," so...

And I ignored it, the possibility of it being me.

Oh, God, 'cause I was quite convinced it was Stephen.

Claudia: It's time for the Round Table

and we're at the halfway point.

So far, they haven't managed to get a Traitor.

But with tensions rising,

I wonder whether it will be tonight.

Jonathan: My name has come up

at the Round Table more than once.

I am the cat with nine lives, but it's far from over.

So I'm going in there ready to fight for my life.

I do not want to give up my green cloak this soon.

Mark: I'm gonna have to be ready

for a little bit of a fight tonight.

We're all gonna be under the spotlight.

We need to find a Traitor.

Joe W: We keep banishing Faithfuls,

and I'm sick of sitting back

and letting the more intelligent people run the show.

I'm now gonna come to the forefront.

I'm gonna go for people.

Players, welcome back to the Round Table.

Congratulations on today.

You were brilliant and added £7,000 to the prize fund.

That means the current total

is £38,500.

But please remember,

if there are any Traitors left at the end,

they take all the money for their chosen charity,

and they also take all the glory.

So, Faithful, I ask you this.

Is tonight the night?

Can you finally catch a Traitor?

The floor is yours.

Can I start?

- Yes, please. - By all means.

Okay, we want to catch a Traitor.

My first candidate is Sir Stephen Fry.

Of all of you, we listen to you the most.

And you have, very gently,

sort of dominated proceedings so far,

especially in the Round Table.

Stephen: If I were you, I would think the same.

And I've been thinking this all day.

I know that attention will turn to me this evening,

it is inevitable.

And there's nothing I can say to defend myself,

because I have no evidence with which to do so,

except to assure you

that it will be a truly spectacularly, for me,

sad thing, but an awful thing for you,

when the fourth in a row,

I will stand there and I will say, "I am Faithful."

I have nothing else to say.

Celia: And I believe you.

- Well, I'm glad. - I don't know why, but I do.

And I just want to warn us, please, let's be wary.

We can't vote off our Faithful leader.

I'm just saying that to the other Faithfuls.

That would be a really bad move.

I think it's more important we vote off a Traitor.

I think so, too. That's my point.

Who are they, though? That's the problem.

It's Mark.

Mark's a Traitor.

- Mark? - Mark: Okay, go on.

Reasons being?

Mainly because of the way you observed us at Paloma's funeral.

But I explained why.

- Joe M: I know. - Okay.

But a Traitor would also watch that and go,

"Who can I throw under the bus at the first Round Table?

Let's go with Tameka."

And then last night, when Clare got banished,

you slapped the table twice, very hard.

I did, yeah.

And it felt quite out of character.

I was pissed off.

Oh.

So you're taking that as a sign that...

Just felt a bit staged, like you're trying to force...

- Oh, okay, okay. - That you are a Faithful.

I am a Faithful. There's nothing I can do to...

you know, excuse that or show you that

that wasn't a demonstrative act

rather than an instinctive act, which is what it was.

Can you see that it maybe just come across as a performance?

I can't affect your interpretation...

No, I know, I know.

Mark: of my actions.

I never wanted to be a Traitor,

and that's what I said when I had my meeting with Claudia,

because I'd be rubbish at it.

I know you wanna start, too.

Yeah, I've got suspicions of you.

You throw yourself into every task,

every mission, with such enthusiasm.

Even today, you wanted to be in that net.

You love Traitors.

You have such an enthusiasm for it.

You're telling me, when Claudia says to you,

"Do you want to be a Faithful or a Traitor?"

You've said to Claudia, "I'll just be a Faithful"?

I'll just be, like we all are

if we don't find the Traitor, a lamb to the slaughter?

Mark: Well, yes, that's true.

You would do that?

That's what I did.

I know I'd be rubbish.

I'd get flustered

and also the pressure of being a Traitor,

trying to maintain that facade?

No, it's nothing to do... Sorry, just...

No, no, no, no, but for someone who loves the experience,

it would be wonderful to be a Traitor, wouldn't it?

Mark: If they thought they'd be...

For someone who's throwing himself in the task.

I mean, you just wanna be in the periphery, in the shadows?

I think part of the attraction of being a Faithful is to...

and what I thought I would be good at,

which I've proved myself totally wrong,

is spotting when people are being duplicitous or being...

or lying.

And I've been rubbish so far,

and I'm really disappointed, to be honest with you.

But I'm not gonna stop trying.

Okay, don't.

David: Here's my fear,

is that we are being manipulated in a way

that we have been repeatedly around this table.

Because what I've started to try to notice

or take notice of

is who are the initiators of the discussions

that lead to people getting

five, six, seven votes around this table?

And the person who seems to be most skilled at that

is you, Joe.

And it does remind me of the first day and Niko.

And you've spoken a lot today about Mark,

and you might be right,

but in some ways, the number one thing

a Traitor needs to do is to build up a head of steam

that leads us, like, sort of lemmings off a cliff,

to rush at one person and start believing in this narrative.

And you're really, really good at it,

and you do it with more energy than anyone around this table.

Are you a Traitor?

No, I'm a Faithful.

So, I'll address the Niko one for you.

That was because I'd just been steered towards Niko...

had not thought of it... by Kate.

In all honesty, Kate, one thing I found

is that I think you don't tend to want

to talk about game play at all.

I've sometimes noticed a real reticence.

I don't think that's true.

I think that I ask constantly.

That makes people think

that you're trying to discuss it and lure them.

The only thing I would say is that you never seem

to bring anything to the table.

You're always asking everybody else what they think.

Yeah, that is a fair point,

and I don't feel I have been sure,

which I realize is very poor.

I think it's tricky because it's day five

and we need the Faithful to kind of unite and get behind...

Kate: Of course we do. Of course we do.

Without any names being shared...

Do you want me to share now?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, I have thought about you, Nick.

Yeah.

Even though I witnessed your absolute fear

of being murdered, which I also share...

Quite.

Kate: none of that's very helpful.

I haven't thought about you, Cat.

Maybe I've made a terrible mistake about that.

But I have thought maybe because I've relied a lot on Jonathan.

You've been incredibly honest about saying,

when you've heard, like, my name's been heard,

or others have been, and I've found that really useful,

but then I've questioned, am I being played?

Can I... can I do it?

Okay, yeah.

David, my theory is,

rightly or wrongly, that I feel like

at least one Traitor, or maybe two,

was trying to stay under the radar

for as long as possible

and then start popping their head up.

And I feel that's the pattern

that you're doing at the moment.

It sort of started in the kitchen earlier,

and you were talking about Joe.

Now you're actually sort of starting to gun for people.

And that was what I was kind of waiting for.

I think the reason that I'm more vocal

and have different views today is

because I do think that we are underestimating how much

the Traitors are thinking,

how do we cause chaos and divert attention?

We dismissed the idea

that Ruth had been killed off by Jonathan,

which was a theory that was doing the rounds,

because it would look so obvious,

and that Jonathan couldn't be a Traitor

because that was so obvious.

But if anybody, I think, has got the audacity

and understands the game well enough to see that,

to take the risk of that double bluff,

it would be Jonathan.

But, okay, for a start...

I didn't dismiss that.

Yeah, and I don't think we did dismiss it.

I actually voted for you last night.

We discussed it very briefly.

But here's what I would say.

If I was a Traitor and I...

When my name come up from me saying something

about being an alliance,

I thought back on that unequivocally.

No one who plays the game is going to say,

"We're in an alliance."

Because there is a stage where you're going to have

to look at everyone, and if you were to say that,

that's going to come out anyway.

I don't think you'd say it and mean it.

I think you might well say it.

It would be a stupid thing to say.

It would be a stupid thing to say if you mean it.

It would be a stupid thing to say anyway,

because it's going to come up like that.

Can I just...

I'd love to know what Cat thinks.

- Yeah. - Sorry, Cat.

I don't mean to put the spotlight on you.

Sometimes I struggle to come forward.

No, that's okay.

I think...

it is kind of between you and Jonathan.

No, it's not between us.

You do know there are three.

Yes, but I do think it's important that if you

have an idea on at least one...

But you must have thoughts about the other two.

I mean, after just listening,

I am looking a little bit at you, David.

I have noticed you're more, like, forthcoming now,

and around now would be the time to kind of do that,

to make everybody sort of see you as somebody that's here

and is adding something to the group.

The reason that I feel more forceful is

because we've utterly failed.

Tonight, I think the momentum is against Mark

because that's been the dominant conversation that I've heard.

Yeah.

Because I do think we're being manipulated.

By the time we get to here,

the narrative has already been built.

Isn't this just a convincing argument?

Yeah.

This seems weird, like we're saying this effect

is a negative.

We've got to have an argument that we go,

"That's so compelling, I can't vote anywhere else."

Yeah.

Everything you're saying,

I think, is exactly what a Traitor would say,

to stop me doing what we're doing.

What you felt was best.

What we're here to do.

So I'm so in, I'm sorry.

But the argument would be, the argument is,

if I stay quiet tonight, all the heat was on Mark.

So what... how do I benefit myself by making this argument?

I've also heard Stephen's name mentioned a lot as well.

Yeah, the finger of faith...

gonna fall on Stephen?

Do you think we're Faithful?

I think it's less clear tonight.

I thought you.

Yeah, I know, you always have,

well not always, I had the last two and...

And you know I voted for you too.

Yeah, I know you did.

Please don't make the mistake of voting for me

because I really don't want you to see what happens

when I stand there

and tell you that I'm a Faithful.

It would just be another blow for you.

But also, I do see the point

that we've got to pile up the votes

in order to get somebody off.

I don't want to start a pile on for Mark.

I'm just... I'm frustrated.

I might be completely wrong.

I do not want to start a pile on.

That's your theory.

That's your argument.

And if people agree with you...

If you want to agree, then fine.

Take that, and if they agree with me,

whatever argument you most believe.

Simple as that.

I'll do one last gasp here.

I am a Faithful.

I am.

And I really don't want us to vote out another one.

I am a Faithful.

Trust me.

Players, the time for talk is over.

Oh, God.

Oh, here we go.

This is horrible.

It is time for you to write down the name of the person

you believe is a Traitor.

Oh, God.

Stephen, we'll start with you.

Who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

Well, I've put David somehow to me.

There's less of a ring of truth than there used to be,

but I adore him and I don't want him to go.

Claudia: Thank you.

Joe Wilkinson.

I've said you, David,

because of the sort of pattern of behaviour,

but you're a lovely man.

Claudia: Celia.

This is a bit tricky,

because I've got a bit of a crush

on you right now, but I've put you, Jonathan,

because I think you have the chutzpah

and brilliance to be a Traitor.

Jonathan.

I've changed my vote because even though I think my arguments

against Stephen were, I think, compelling

and are worth listening to,

at the same time, I think Joe's argument

against David struck me as being more believable.

I'm sorry, David.

I voted for you.

Claudia: David.

I voted for Stephen.

Because he's a genius and he's playing the game

with all of that genius.

So, a vote count.

Three for David, one for Jonathan,

and one for Stephen.

Nick, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm so sorry, Kate, I have voted for you.

There's just something about that we're on day five now

and I don't feel that you've necessarily sort

of put names forward as much as others.

Okay.

Alan.

Mark.

I was trying to be bold and...

that's how I feel.

Claudia: Mark.

I'm voted for Kate.

Kind of for the same reasons as Nick,

about not bringing anything to the table and... you know.

Claudia: Kate.

Mark.

I hadn't heard your name today.

I'd heard Jonathan's and Stephen's,

but I believe what they said more.

And I heard more arguments against you.

Claudia: Joe Marler.

I'm sticking with my gut.

And I think it's you, Mark.

So, a vote count.

Three for David,

Three for Mark.

Two for Kate.

One for Jonathan, and one for Stephen.

Lucy.

I can't even look at you, Mark, 'cause I've voted you.

Sorry.

Cat, you have the deciding vote.

If you vote for Mark, he will be banished.

If you vote for David, it will be a tie.

So then, Cat, who do you believe is a Traitor?

Um...

My vote...

is for you, David.

Oh.

So, players, we have a draw.

Oh, my God.

Claudia: David, Mark,

you both have four votes each.

We do not leave the Round Table

until somebody is banished.

I will ask for a final plea from both of you,

and then everyone will vote again.

Oh, my God.

You two will be excluded from the vote.

If there is still a draw,

your fate will be decided by chance.

So first, the plea from David.

My plea's very simple.

We decided we'd play the game differently

and that's what I've done.

And that's been misinterpreted by Joe Wilkinson

as some sort of stealth tactic.

By trying to make us to think more deeply,

I've got four votes.

So why would I have done that when, quite clearly,

as you can see from the votes, the momentum was against Mark.

This was not the night,

if I were a Traitor,

to put my head above the parapet.

Thank you.

Mark, please now plead your case.

I love this game.

I don't think there was ever anything wrong with pointing out

that I never wanted to be a Traitor.

I don't think there was anything wrong with as me being

frustrated that we got a fourth Faithful in a row.

I play this game with all my heart

and what you see is what you get.

I'm not putting on an act.

I came here, yes, to win, but to win as a Faithful.

And that's what I am.

David and Mark, thank you for your pleas.

I hope that has helped the rest of you.

There will be no discussion.

It is now time to vote.

You will be voting for either David or Mark.

Please now write the name on your slate.

Jonathan, we'll start with you.

Who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm sorry, David.

I haven't changed my vote.

I still think it's a compelling argument against you

and I don't believe Mark is a Traitor,

not on that level of evidence.

Claudia: Nick?

This was really tough.

I'm so sorry, Mark.

I voted for you.

Claudia: Alan?

I haven't changed my mind.

I still think Mark is a Traitor.

Kate, who do you believe is a Traitor?

I've stuck to my vote, Mark, I'm afraid.

Claudia: Joe Marler.

I've gone with Mark.

Stuck with my original decision.

Claudia: Lucy.

I stuck with Mark.

So, a vote count.

Five for Mark.

One for David.

Cat, who do you believe is a Traitor?

I stuck to my decision as well.

Stayed with D, David.

Claudia: Stephen?

Eloquent as your reasoning was, it wasn't enough.

So I've stuck with you, David.

Claudia: Joe Wilkinson?

David.

Oh, my God.

So, a vote count.

Five for Mark, four for David.

Celia, you have the final vote.

If you vote for Mark, he will be banished.

If you vote for David, it will be a tie

and their fate will be decided by chance.

Oh, my God.

So, then, Celia...

who do you believe is a Traitor?

I voted for you, David.

Claudia: So, then.

Oh, my God.

Players, it is still a draw.

Oh, God.

Therefore, we will now leave this banishment

to the hands of fate.

Has this ever happened before?

It's never happened.

Oh, my God.

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