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Claudia: Previously...

Niko: Wow.

Tameka: We're really here.

Claudia: 19 celebrities arrived to play

the ultimate murder mystery.

This is life or death, isn't it?

Claudia: All in the hope of winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

Something.

Something is afoot.

Claudia: But they quickly learnt that in this game...

Oh god, oh no, they're all our names!

Claudia: there is no special treatment.

Stephen: Oh god, it's disgusting.

- Jonathan: I have a shield. - Joe M.: I have a shield.

- Got a shield. - Shield!

Shield!

Claudia: Three Traitors were chosen.

Alan: What am I going to do?

Claudia: And an epic first mission...

Ah!

I've locked it in and I didn't mean to.

Claudia: put players in the firing line.

Clare pulling that lever is exactly what a Traitor would do.

Claudia: Suspicions intensified.

I am suspicious of Kate a little bit.

With her shield, I don't think she ever, like, really

had it out on show that much.

- Clare: No, she didn't. - She didn't.

Niko, I think.

Something about the way he looked at it.

He was looking quite intense to you?

He was looking tense.

Traitors: And the Traitors took on a treacherous task.

Tonight you must murder in plain sight.

Rub your hands with the poison pollen...

And touch the face of the Faithful you want to murder.

Oh god.

Claudia: But who will be the first to be murdered?

This is The Celebrity Traitors.

Tonight, they will choose who they're going to kill.

Made more difficult by today's great effort.

Yeah.

Alan: I've got this poison pollen on my hands,

but I don't know who to murder.

It's not going to be easy.

Tameka: Ooh, hello!

Alan: Anyone want another cuppa?

Joe W.: Oh, I might grab one in a minute, actually.

Paloma: I'm going to come for a cuppa.

Come and have a cuppa.

Paloma: Bye.

Alan: I don't trust any of them.

Paloma: No, me neither.

Oh my god.

Paloma: I definitely trust you.

Well, I trust you.

Clare's the biggest threat because she's one of the more,

most intelligent, probably.

Paloma: Yeah.

Alan: I'm really up against the clock.

How am I going to touch someone's face?

I'm just going to hand out my desserts.

Cat: Want to go to the fire pit?

Did he get that thing?

Oh god, he's out there, why's he out there?

Now, this is nice.

Ruth: Guys, look, I made us little...

Mark: Oh my god!

Paloma: The French canapes.

- Mark: Oh, thank you. - Jonathan: Lovely warmth.

Jonathan: Alan tipped me the wink.

We might have to talk to him about

keeping it on the lowdown.

I'm not sure who he's killed yet, but either way,

the deed is done.

Look at that, I've got a button on top of a marshmallow.

Who would have thought of such a delicacy?

Off I go, my darlings.

And let me pray that I will see you all in the morning.

I'm telling you...

Me, Faithful.

Me too.

- Genuine? - Yeah.

Oh god, it's too much.

I hope I'll see you tomorrow.

Oh, I hope I see you too.

Paloma: It's been beautiful tonight.

I hope they don't kill me.

Niko: Yes.

Night-night, my love.

Lots of love, bye-bye.

Night, darling.

If I die tonight, goodbye.

I adore you all.

I love you.

Claudia: With the Faithful departed,

unaware that a murder

in plain sight has taken place,

it's time for the Traitors to meet

to reflect on their first kill.

Oh, I am a bad person.

Jonathan: Well, what a day.

You're not a bad person.

You're a good Traitor.

Who was it?

I'm just going to hand out my desserts.

We'll follow behind.

We'll come soon.

Ruth: Do you like what I made?

- Paloma: They're beautiful. - I made this earlier.

It looks French.

You got a bit of hair in your face.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, there you go.

It's gone.

Fabulous, darling.

Oh no.

Cat: Oh my god.

Lovely Paloma Faith.

Alan: I feel awful.

I didn't know what else to do.

I've gone and murdered one of my best friends.

I thought, "Shall I do it?"

'Cause I really like her, but I thought, there's...

"I'm never going to get the opportunity."

It broke my heart.

You got to toughen up.

I don't want to hear any more of this broken heart nonsense.

Alan: I know.

- What are you? - I'm a Traitor.

- Jonathan: What are you? - Traitor.

We've got to start enjoying this.

Yeah, we do.

It's going to be hard seeing Paloma's face

at breakfast tomorrow.

But Alan has executed that perfectly.

Alan: One Faithful down.

Jonathan: Well done.

Claudia: The deed is done.

Last night the Traitors murdered Paloma in plain sight.

However, unbeknownst to the Faithful,

everyone will turn up to breakfast,

as the poisonous pollen is yet to take its deadly effect.

Oh, wow!

Clare: Are we the first?

We're the first ones.

Oh, I have survived!

This is an incredible feeling.

I did not sleep well last night, 'cause I thought

I might get killed.

Now I can take a deep sigh of relief

and just enjoy the day and study everyone.

Joe and I had shields,

but you guys must be feeling amazing.

Oh god, yeah.

Now you could actually eat.

Cat: Yeah.

- Kate: 'Cause you're relieved. - We can, like, breathe now.

It was really scary walking into breakfast

because you have to play dumb, but not too dumb.

So it's a real juggling act.

This is all free, right?

Cat: Leave a pound.

Clare: Charge you later, Joe.

Who do we think might be dead?

So the shields were...

Celia, Joe Marler, you, me, and Jonathan

we know it won't be.

Clare: Oh my god, hello, come in.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Joe W.: Good morning!

I was nervous to see if I made it, you know, to breakfast.

You know, it'd be pretty terrible going

on an all-inclusive to the Traitor's Castle

and then you don't even get a croissant out of it.

The tension of waiting is just horrendous.

Horrible, horrible.

I first go through the door.

"Oh my god, you're still alive!

You haven't been murdered.",

Of course, I know none of them have been murdered,

but at the minute, I'm just going to carry on

what I'm doing, being super friendly,

being a little bit, ooh, quite dithery.

I can't wait to be murdered.

Just take that minging photo down.

Why was I staring in the sun?

I think you look strangely sexy in that.

Alan: Oh, thank you.

Emphasis on strange.

Who's not here yet?

It's kind of weird at the breakfast

because everyone's waiting for the end

when they're going to see that someone's dead

and of course no one's gone.

So as long as we don't act any differently

when the deed has been revealed, I think we're in the clear.

So it's actually quite a restful morning.

Ruth, have you got any suspicions?

Nothing solid.

- No. - Who's in your...

Will I give you a name and you give me a name?

Okay, three, two, one.

Who?

Do you think that there's a Traitor in this room right now?

Clare: Law of averages says has to be.

Almost don't look at the door.

Cat: Yeah.

Look at whoever goes the loudest,

"Oh, my god, it's..."

Yeah, yeah.

That's my number one.

It's mainly because of something I saw when we

took that eye patch stuff.

It was a reaction to the word Faithful.

It was a real...

It was that.

Players: Oh!

Oh, hang on.

Yes!

Who else, who else, who else?

Alan: You made it!

Paloma.

Paloma!

Oh my god.

I was so happy and, like, relieved.

It was really nice to see the reaction of everyone

who was pleased to see you as well.

And I thought, oh, thank goodness not to be

the first one dead.

I'm so happy to see you.

I didn't avoid eye contact with Paloma because I thought

people are going to be looking...

for the... any sort of changes in behaviours.

So I just looked at her

and I was just like, I'm so happy to see you.

And she was like, "I'm so happy to see you."

Oh god, I'm awful.

PaPaloma: Who's missing?

Alan: Nick, Lucy...

Jonathan: Stephen.

Alan: and then Celia.

Oh my god.

It's not Celia 'cause she's got a shield.

It's very unlikely to be Stephen,

so it's between Nick and Lucy.

- Yeah. - No!

No!

Oh god, I'm taking this way too seriously.

Oh, knock on that door, come on.

Charlotte: I know.

Players: Oh!

- That's everyone. - That's everybody?

- Jonathan: That's everybody. - Everybody!

That's everybody.

- Is it? - Jonathan: Yeah.

What in the...

Kate: That's all of us!

Oh, thank goodness.

Hey, maybe someone was recruited.

Maybe someone's been recruited.

Hello.

What?

Obviously, I've murdered someone in plain sight,

and it's a slow-working poison,

so I had to pretend, "What?

They're all down here?

But I thought someone was murdered."

What happened?

It was a stretch for my acting ability.

I don't know how Meryl Streep does it.

No one's been murdered.

We're all alive!

Tom: I feel like Kate was being a lot louder than usual.

I just... I don't... I don't know.

There's something, there's something a little bit off.

I never thought I'd care this much.

Because everyone was feeling so tense.

Yeah, we were all building up to this horrible moment.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Order.

Niko: Oh, gosh.

Good morning, players.

Players: Morning.

Morning, Claudia.

Everyone is here, present and correct.

It appears that nobody has died.

But appearances can be deceptive.

Oh.

The Traitors did strike for the first time.

And yesterday, they murdered one of you in plain sight.

Joe W.: Oh, no.

No!

Ruth: What?

In plain sight.

What did they do?

So whilst the murdered player sits amongst you all...

Oh no.

By the end of today's mission, they will be dead.

Oh, my goodness!

So, enjoy your breakfast.

If you can.

Then please put on your mourning attire

and meet me outside shortly.

What the heck?

Morning with a U, I think.

Tameka: Oh, I don't like this.

That's quite a twist.

Do you think somebody did something unusual?

It would have had to have been unusual enough

for it to feel risky, wouldn't it?

Tameka: Morning, Luce!

How are you?

I don't like this.

Tameka: I don't like it at all.

Mark: Shall we go and sit in here?

Stephen: Why don't we?

Goodness gracious me!

I bet you it's in a chapel.

What do you mean?

- Oh, because of morning. - David: Yeah.

Yeah, it's not morning attire, it's mourn, you know.

- How do you know? - Ruth: To mourn.

It's M-O-U-R-N.

Yeah, but Claudia didn't say it like that.

She said, "Wear your mourning attire."

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Ruth: So it could be... - But she didn't spell it.

- No. - So, how did you know?

Stephen had the same idea, and I'll believe Stephen.

'Cause I actually...

Yeah, actually, fair enough, then.

To actively murder somebody,

you have to give them something or...

Alan: We need to see who gets murdered

and then work backwards and see what they were doing,

if they were acting weirdly, if they had...

Paloma: Or who gave them that glass.

Oh, no, I feel bad, I feel bad, but, you know, Ruth...

do you see Ruth with the marshmallow?

Marshmallow?

Alan: She came round with a marshmallow.

Well, no, no, that was...

So, that was my idea.

We just brought it down to the fire.

Do you remember that?

Okay, yeah, I'm just thinking of it.

But you couldn't control who would eat from it, could you?

Lucy: No, no, no.

I feel like I had so little... few interactions yesterday

that I don't feel like I was got.

Every single thing that happened yesterday could have been that.

Niko hugged me goodbye.

Niko hugged you goodbye?

Yeah, he was like, "Oh, can I hug..."

My number one suspect.

But isn't it obvious, 'cause that's what his hug could be...

is built on? - Exactly.

So, maybe it's too obvious, you mean?

I mean, what else, though?

What else could it be?

I'm not sure of anything.

Stephen: Yeah, and that's what they like to do to us.

There are so many possibilities

of what murder in plain sight might entail,

whether it could be to give you a letter

or, "Oh, have a look at this book. What do you think it..."

You know, it could be anything.

Jonathan had briefly mentioned that my name had come up,

and I was like, what?

As a Traitor?

It was... it was a surprise.

Tom: Should we sit here?

People like Niko, Lucy or David could fly under the radar

really easily. - Yeah.

- They're the little sweet ones. - Charlotte: Yeah.

Because you always think of a Traitor

of being this cunning killer.

Hey, guys, you good?

Hello. Yeah, we're good. How are you?

Charlotte: Great.

I love the green.

Oh, thank you.

It's beautiful.

Niko: Have you noticed anything weird, either of you?

It's so hard to tell at this point,

because everyone worked so well together on their mission.

Why, have you noticed anything?

Niko: No, I'm just retracing everything that happened,

but one thing which I'm thinking is very smart is now,

we're all thinking about this instead of who the Traitors are.

So, oh, okay, who's been murdered?

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I am.

Yeah, totally. Oh, that's interesting.

I didn't see it from that perspective.

Niko: Yeah.

Oh, goodness.

Fearful stuff.

Oh.

- Yeah. - Stirring the pot there.

Yeah.

I wonder whether the Traitors were also surprised

when the person that they've chosen to murder walked in.

I wish I was looking at Kate's face,

actually, like, "Oh, wait, what? Why are they not dead?"

You know what I mean? - Charlotte: Yeah.

'Cause it was straightaway, Kate went,

oh, there must have been a recruitment.

Like, to try and...

People may think of me as just an athlete,

when actually I like to think of myself

as somebody that is very observant

and can think about lots of things all at once.

The clever ones.

We wish.

Celia: Somebody is dead, now, walking around.

Joe W.: I know.

Can we be dead?

You can't, because you've got a shield and I've got a shield.

I could. I didn't have a shield.

You could be dead.

I could be dead.

I am on the inside.

Please, don't.

Don't, don't, don't.

Jonathan: Who do you trust?

- Charlotte, I trust. - Yeah.

No, well, I don't, you see.

- Why? - What?!

Celia: She gave up her shield very quickly.

That would be a very good move for a Traitor,

because she doesn't need it anyway.

Can we just say she is a very nice person?

She's adorable, but that's the point, don't you see?

Jonathan: Yeah, yeah, yes.

And she's very bright and very quick.

And you have to be.

I don't trust you, you see.

- Joe W.: What? - I'm sorry, Joe.

You're very clever.

You see, and you would be a very unlikely choice for a Traitor

because you're so adorable.

I know.

You do have to watch people very carefully.

The Traitors who are here are being so smart,

because I can't really tell.

I'm beginning to suspect everyone.

You are right, even though you're accusing me.

But, yeah, if you're being really clever, you have to go,

"Ignore the people you think it might be and go the other way,

and then I reckon you've got more chance."

Exactly!

I know, as I'm sat here surrounded by three Traitors.

I am in my day-to-day life very weak-willed.

I'm a sheep, but in this game,

I'd like to put my best foot forward and hunt down a Traitor

with such vigour that it frightens people.

Claudia: With the Faithful still speculating

about last night's murder in plain sight,

the players must now come together for their next mission.

But for poisoned Paloma, the end of her time is drawing near.

Charlotte: We came out of the castle to see Claudia

resplendent on horseback in front of a rather

more worrying sight of three coffins.

I was just, like... shocked.

There's three coffins.

Joe Marler's not gonna fit in one of those, is he?

Cat: It's all starting to feel a little bit real.

We actually have murdered someone.

Dearly beloved players, we are gathered here today

to pay our respects to our first murdered Faithful.

A high-profile death deserves a high-profile funeral.

You might be wondering why there are three coffins.

All will be made clear.

For one of you, death is incredibly close.

Now, follow me.

We're going on a little walk.

Clare: Oh, my God.

It just feels very forbidding.

Macabre, morbid, desperately gloomy.

And we know that at the end of it,

someone's not coming back with us.

Wow.

The heart is a-racing.

I don't usually get nervous,

but I'm starting to get a little bit shaky.

Woman: Oh, my God, that's really creepy.

Niko: That was cheery.

Players, welcome back to the graveyard.

Oof.

On day one, you dug your own graves.

Today, our first murdered Faithful

will be laid to rest here.

Players, your mission today is to correctly identify

which Faithful has been murdered

by answering a series of clues.

The clues will whittle down the potential victims to three.

The murdered Faithful and two other players,

the Traitors chose to lie alongside them, just for fun.

Oh.

Oh, God.

The Traitors could have also chosen themselves

to lie in the coffins.

Celia, Kate, Joe Marler, Joe Wilkinson and Jonathan,

you have shields, so you are safe.

The rest of you, thoughts and prayers.

Wow.

Thanks.

Claudia: So, to clarify, you need to solve clues to work out

which three players belong in these coffins.

For each player you correctly identify,

I will add £3,000 to the prize fund.

That means a total of £9,000 is up for grabs today.

But each time you request an additional clue,

money will be deducted.

I will now hand over to the choir for the first clue.

Paloma: Has any of the actors died?

Because nobody here's...

Ruth: Yeah, several times.

Paloma: Yeah, died.

"Kicked the bucket out of sight."

"Might" as in strength?

Yeah, but Joe's got a...

Joe W.: He's got a shield.

Tom: Do we want to hear a second clue just in case?

I think we should, yeah.

Tom: We're not definitive, are we?

- No. - Woman: No.

My strategy was to act like I didn't know the answers,

and I was as confused as the rest of the group.

Claudia: Okay, here is the second clue.

But it does mean you'll lose £500.

- Tom: Ballot box. - Woman: Ballot box.

Oh, is it Niko?

Niko: Oh, my goodness me.

Tom: It's Niko.

Kate: When it came out with the ballot box,

I instantly knew it was Niko,

because he famously ran for London Mayor.

Oh, my God.

Stephen: Are we agreed, everyone?

All: Yes.

So, Niko, please lie in the coffin.

First time in a coffin.

Woman: Oh, Niko.

Oh, no!

I can think of nothing worse than going out

on the first murder.

I just... like, now the fear level has gone up even more.

My paranoia is spiralling.

Niko, I can tell you that coffin does belong to you.

£2,500 banked.

Jonathan: If we put Niko into one of the boxes,

who we know that he's hit on already, then it might be enough

for one of them to say his name's come up.

That's what people are like.

They are second-guessing.

So, I think that's a really good call.

And they struggle to trust him

because of the videos that he makes.

Jonathan: His name has come up a lot.

Niko, I'm afraid your time with us may soon be over.

Woman: Aw.

Cat: When Niko got in that coffin,

he actually looked quite sad,

and that made me feel quite bad and a bit guilty.

On to the next coffin.

"With laughter and jest."

Alan's got a radio show, it's Airways.

I did radio too for years.

I think it might be me.

I've got a podcast and I've done Taskmaster.

Oh, I haven't done that.

I... task.

I haven't done a task.

Nick: I've had a Radio 4 series and I was on Taskmaster.

It had the word "task" in, and "airwaves,"

and I thought, "Could that be me?"

But Nick thought it was about him.

And was the radio show a comedy?

A comedy, yeah.

Shall we do second clue?

I think we have to do second clue.

Second clue, please.

You would like a second clue?

Woman: Yeah.

Yeah.

Nick: It's me.

Yeah.

To my horror, the next clue, space rocket, the Apollo 11,

was brought out.

And I was like, well, that's me.

Woman: Oh, it's Nick.

Have you made your decision, or would you like another clue?

Made our decision.

You've made your decision.

Who do you think this coffin belongs to?

Stephen: Mr. Nick Mohammed.

Nick.

Nick Mohammed, please.

It was horrible getting into the coffin.

And, yeah, I've never got into a coffin before, obviously,

so it was just quite ominous and surreal.

If you get this correct, you will bank £2,500.

Before I reveal if you guessed correctly,

I am going to show you the third clue.

Man: What's in it?

Woman: A boat.

Stephen: It's pointing to the yellow...

- Oh! - Yellow.

Oh, it can't be me. That's the hull of a boat,

but I've got nothing to do with...

Hull.

Apollo.

Stephen: But why a spaceship for Lucy Beaumont?

Oh, it's me then.

I wonder if it's...

I had a show called Space Mam.

Lucy!

This is awkward.

I've played at the Apollo. It's me.

So it's Hull, live at the Apollo,

I was on Taskmaster and I've got a podcast.

Doesnae matter. It's too late, love.

Nick, I can tell you that that is not your coffin.

It is not your time to die yet.

Oh, after all that...

Oh, I'm so sorry.

The coffin was chosen for... Lucy.

Lucy.

Here's something, though.

Is it worth putting someone quieter?

- Like who? - Like Lucy?

And then we can just say,

"You are quiet, Lucy,

you're so far under the radar."

- Yes. - Oh, yes.

I can't really compare the coffin

to anything I've experienced before.

I once fell asleep in a wheelie bin.

That's about, that's about it.

Players, by guessing incorrectly,

I'm afraid you haven't banked any money for this coffin.

I'm sorry I got it wrong,

but it's just, airwaves was a bit...

No, no, we're sorry it's you in the coffin as well.

We should blame the Traitors, 'cause they must have known

and they could have stepped forward and steered us.

We knew that it was meant to be her, but of course,

if we'd have intervened, we'd have given ourselves away.

It's time to find out

who the third and final coffin belongs to.

It said it was... it said,

the story is done, but your words live on.

Is it Charlotte?

I hope my story's not done.

Is it the next clue?

Her story's not done.

It's still worth getting another clue, isn't it?

Yeah, second clue.

The second clue for the final coffin, here it comes.

A school tie.

Is it you, Paloma? St Trinian's.

But Celia, me and Stephen were in St Trinian's.

Well, it could be black and white and it could be Newcastle.

Newcastle?

Yeah, which could be me.

I'm from Newcastle and it looked like

Newcastles United Colours.

I was convinced it was me.

But I think we should get a third clue.

We think it's David, but we want a third clue.

- So you'd like a third clue? - Yeah.

You'll lose another £500.

- What is that? - Hearts, it's a heart.

Like heart badges.

- Plasters on the hearts. - Broken hearts.

Has anyone got a song called "Plaster on the Heart"?

- Only love hurts like this. - Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but I don't understand why the tie...

It could be St Trinian's, and then...

Mark: You found your thing in the Big Smoke,

but you're a Londoner. - I am from London.

What's "the story's done and her words still spoke"?

But that is "Only love can hurt like this,"

and that looks St Trinian's-y.

It is me, I think.

It's a St Trinian's tie.

It has to be Paloma.

Have you made your decision?

- Paloma. - Me.

- Paloma? - Yeah.

Step forward.

Oh, no, don't say that!

Oh, Jesus!

God, what a grim day.

I have no idea what's going on right now.

All I hear is the rain

and my heart beating really, really fast in my chest.

It might... it's one of you.

It might not be you, it might not be you.

There's only one.

I feel so bad seeing Paloma get in the coffin.

I mean, she actually looks at me,

and I look at her, and she's like, "Ooh!"

And I'm like, "Yeah, I popped you in that coffin."

I can now reveal that the third coffin belongs to...

Paloma.

Congratulations, you banked £2,000.

Well done, everyone.

You correctly guessed two players.

You've won £4,500 for the prize fund.

But that's horrible, though,

'cause that means one of the three are going.

I was terrified for whoever was getting murdered,

but there was a part of me that could just

have a little sigh of relief,

because it wasn't going to be me.

There is one last question to answer, and it is a big one.

Oh!

As a group, you must now decide,

who of these three did the Traitors murder in plain sight?

Oh, god.

If you guess correctly, I will give you an extra £4,000.

4,000?

Once you've decided, you must place this wreath

at the foot of their coffin.

You may start your discussion now.

Okay, vote, vote, put it to a vote, right.

That's the fairest way to do it.

We've no clue. Okay, yeah.

Yeah, I think Ruth is right.

We should vote.

Okay, hands up for... Paloma.

I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Obviously, I know the answer's Paloma,

but if I say it's Paloma,

then I'm going to have heat on me.

One.

Okay, hands up for Lucy.

There's no point in taking a vote for Niko.

I'm voting for Niko.

Paloma: I think it's me, though, I do.

Tell me who you're locking in.

All: Lucy.

Oh, Lucy-Loo.

Claudia: Thank you, Mark.

According to you, Lucy has been murdered by the Traitors.

If you are right, £4,000 will be added to the prize pot.

But have you guessed the murder victim correctly?

We are about to find out.

This is really sad.

- Oh, no! - What?

Oh, Paloma, you were right.

That is flabbergasting.

Claudia: It was Paloma.

- Bye-bye, Paloma. - Love you, Paloma.

Paloma is dead. Rest in peace.

We love you, Paloma.

I thought I wasn't going to get emotional,

but I feel really sad.

Oh my god.

Goodbye, sweet Paloma.

Paloma: It's been, really, a wonderful experience.

I just wish it had been longer,

but I guess that just leaves me to say

that this is now goodbye.

I'm feeling really sad, actually.

Truthfully, she was such a joy.

Our sunshine's gone.

Would anybody like to say a few words?

Alan, you knew her the best,

why don't you say something about her?

- Yeah. - Oh, well, I...

Well, I think we're all going to miss her, really.

The biggest irony is, for someone who was so full of life,

and then to end like this, it just doesn't feel fitting,

and I think we're going to miss her.

And we will avenge her death!

All: Yes!

We're going to get some Traitors, aren't we?

Yes!

It's been a dramatic day.

I have to tell you, it might also be a dramatic night.

Now get back to the castle. I'll see you later.

Paloma, I'm sorry we killed you,

it was absolutely nothing personal.

For you, it was wrong time, wrong place, wrong game.

You, Alan, were really close to Paloma.

- Yeah. - So how are you feeling?

We really did have a bond, and obviously,

you know, I hate goodbyes at the best of times,

but, what a goodbye, you know?

I think Paloma's murder has thrown everyone off my scent.

I'm getting a lot of sympathy.

"Are you all right? I know Paloma was close to you."

Paloma's murder's my Shield, 'cause people just think,

"Oh, Alan wouldn't do that to his good friend."

If you were a Traitor, right,

who's the least likely person to have killed Paloma?

Someone she's close to.

Exactly.

Oh, you're talking about Alan.

So you're suspicious of Alan right now?

No, I'm just saying that's

the least likely person to have killed her.

But it's also, therefore, something you have to consider.

Cat: If a Traitor's name comes up,

I will defend them as much as I can,

but not to my own detriment.

Jonathan: Any thoughts?

I hate to say it, but I think Clare and Kate.

Clare?

Let me tell you about Kate.

I feel Kate is a Traitor.

Tom: Really?

Kate's a Traitor. I see it and I feel it.

I watched everybody to see people's reactions.

The person that I had in my head was Tameka.

Oh, that's interesting.

Tameka and Kate both sort of did a "Ohhh," you know, thing.

I'd already started my narrative about Tameka,

so I thought, "Well, that fits, that fits."

I just don't think I'm going to go.

- First? - No, to the Round Table.

I'm just gonna...

I'm going to hide under the Round Table.

There's 18 of us now.

Oh, dear.

My gosh.

Let's go in the library or the bar.

Maybe in the bar.

- Poor Palermo. - Yeah.

It was really shocking, wasn't it?

It was. I feel like...

I have to defend myself properly now,

because I think there's now a lot of eyes on me, which is...

Yeah, I see what you mean.

The one thing which the Traitors will do is plant seeds.

Whoever is being brought up into the conversations, continuously,

that's probably the Traitors who have done that.

"Who can we put in the coffin who's gonna...

who everyone's going to look at?"

And then I feel like that's where I was then put forward,

which is a bit of a problem.

But I think everyone's on tenterhooks.

- You think? - Yes, I do.

Yeah, we'll see.

Oh!

I just noticed that they've already crossed out her face.

Oh my god, they have.

- That makes it final. - Oh, that's awful.

It'll be weird now without her.

Yeah. Weirdest of all for Alan.

- Yeah. - He's lost his buddy.

Taking out someone as big and loud

and wonderful as Paloma, that's a bold move.

And obviously, Paloma and Alan,

I mean, they are best mates.

But could it be Alan?

Could Alan have actually done in Paloma,

straight off sent her home,

knowing that nobody would ever think he would do that?

Let's go down the road

that they have picked one of themselves to go in.

It wasn't Paloma.

I just can't see Lucy

putting herself through that.

Okay, but that doesn't mean Niko is.

It just means that if we were going down that route,

you would choose...

He's very worried now.

Who, Niko? Because of that?

Celia: He's very worried.

Now he's done a very good convincing on me

that he absolutely isn't.

I do think putting yourself in the coffin

is a bit nuts at this point, personally.

Stephen: He does draw attention to himself.

Yeah, that's what he thought,

and he thought... - And he has a point.

If I was a Traitor, I wouldn't put myself in the...

'Cause you've got to keep a low... under the radar.

You just want to be in the middle of it, personally.

Joe: I don't think Niko is a Traitor.

I'm looking at someone who hasn't really been accused yet,

so I've narrowed it down to myself or Tom.

I'm leaning towards Tom.

He's sweetness and light,

but he's... diving, isn't he?

But imagine that, callously picking us off.

I'd watch that.

Cat: Hello, guys. Room for one more?

The thing is... Yeah, absolutely.

Come and take a seat.

Pick the Traitors off one by one,

that's what you've got to do;

lure them into a false sense of security,

and then, bang, get them.

- Yeah. - How are we feeling?

Charlotte: Pretty good.

I want to avenge Paloma's death.

Cat: What's your feeling with Niko?

I personally, I don't feel like he's a Traitor?

I sort of was looking at people who were kind of...

be, like, overcompensating and being super, like,

exaggerated with just their responses to things.

Tom: Go on.

Well, like Kate, for example.

Tom: I said Kate.

"Oh, my gosh, I'm flabbergasted."

Who uses that word?

You can't just call someone a Traitor

because they have a better vocabulary than you.

Flabbergasted is like saying "whoops-a-daisy", is it not?

You know when you just get a vibe from someone?

I do think the Round Table might be a bit intense.

I don't feel like I'm going to have a problem

writing a name on boards.

I'll keep Paloma in my heart.

Alan: Mm-hmm. Let's do it for her.

Yeah, absolutely.

It's been a traumatic day as we laid poor Paloma to rest.

But now it's time for the Faithful

to avenge her murder,

as they gather at the round table

and start the eternal debate,

Who is a Traitor?

Get comfy.

It's time for the first banishment.

Heading into the round table,

my heart is just in my mouth, to be honest.

We've just seen Paloma murdered.

No-one expected that, so now you're thinking,

anyone could go.

People are coming for me, there's no doubt about that.

But if you think I'm not ready for it,

you lost your mind.

I have no idea in which direction

this round table's gonna go.

When it's the first banishment, you have to make a decision

based off so little data.

So, I just have to stick with what I think

and hope that no-one comes for me.

My game plan at the moment,

especially around the round table,

is to just lay low, stay quiet,

just gonna fly under the radar.

We know how ruthless they are, these dastardly Traitors.

They're clever, so we've got to find them.

Players, welcome back to the round table...

and your first banishment.

Congratulations, after today,

your prize fund currently stands at £19,500.

Here's the thing.

One of the skills you need to be good at this game

is to know when somebody is lying to you.

You are famous.

People lie to you all the time.

I loved that show.

It's a great jacket.

I listened to that particular podcast twice.

Lies.

So, how on earth are you going to tell

if somebody is lying to you?

Let me tell you how this works.

Whoever receives the most votes will be banished

and will reveal if they're a Traitor or a Faithful

as they leave the castle.

So then players, for the first time,

the floor is yours.

Can I start just by reiterating that we have to

write a name down and we have very little to go on.

And that whatever name we write down,

it isn't because we dislike someone

or we think they should leave the game.

The greatest detective there ever was, Sherlock Holmes, said,

"It is a cardinal error to theorize without data."

And we have almost no data to go on.

We are, as Claudia said, going on instinct.

I'm going to ask a question which sounds a bit sidebar,

but a couple of people have mentioned that my name was

cropped up in conversations.

If anybody has been part of those conversations,

can you say what came up?

Because I feel like then that might

help us to understand what people are thinking of.

I mentioned your name.

Why did you think that?

Because I think in, I'll say,

the mission today specifically...

Okay.

I didn't know whether your sort of larger response

to Paloma's coffin being closed was an overcompensation

or whether it was a genuine sort of fear.

Well, first of all, I'm a massive ham,

that's the first thing.

So my reactions are always massively over the top

about everything,

but genuinely I was flabbergasted.

Clare: And I'll own up as well, exactly the same thing.

When we were here and we took the masks off,

the overreaction wasn't to the word Traitor from you,

it was to the word Faithful.

When you went Faithful.

But it's exactly the same thing.

It's the ham. I am a ham.

I'm a terrible ham, yeah.

I just have a question.

When we were doing the challenge,

a lot of people were very forthcoming

with their shields and stuff.

I just didn't, maybe I didn't hear you,

but I didn't notice you once offered up.

I didn't know that Charlotte offered it.

That's how out of it I was.

I actually didn't know you'd given it up.

I was in a blur.

But also, isn't that evidence I'm a Faithful?

It means that I was more keen to hang on to the shield.

One thing we might consider, of course, is that Claudia

asked us all whether we wanted to be Faithfuls or Traitors.

We might consider amongst ourselves who we think is

the kind of person who would say,

"Yeah, I'd love to be a Traitor."

On that basis, I felt, and again,

don't take this personally,

that Niko was the kind of person who might say,

"I'd love to be a Traitor."

Okay, well, I'm actually glad that I've got this opportunity

to speak and defend myself.

First off, I am a Faithful.

I actually asked to be a Faithful as well.

But what I will say is, today, obviously,

rest in peace to Paloma,

but I believe that I've been set up.

I believe that when the Traitors met up, they were like,

well, let's put Niko forward,

because Niko has come up in conversation.

And if he's in there, he's going to get brought up at the table.

It's going to be a reason that's used against me.

But with that being said, does anyone have any rebuttal

as to why I would, as a Traitor, put myself into the coffin

where everyone's eyes would be on me?

Charlotte: I think there's a case

of double and triple bluffs here.

Yeah.

I mean, and there's other reasons that I've been

also thinking about you, Niko, and one of them being,

at the round table, before and after,

you had an impeccable poker face.

Yeah.

And you were, like, completely expressionless.

Niko: Mm-hm.

And that made me wonder.

Niko, can I add something?

Niko: Yeah.

Because, first of all, I really like you

and I really admire you as well.

But I also was someone who raised your name early on,

for the same reason that Charlotte's just said,

and I thought there was a change in your behaviour.

That's why I thought there was a chance,

and that's why I am one of the people

who did mention your name.

All I can say, 'cause if I am a Traitor,

why would I put myself into a coffin?

It doesn't make any sense at all.

It does feel risky.

Extremely risky.

And I think, like...

I mean, the proof of that is in the fact that we're

all talking about it now.

Exactly, exactly.

Just actually in Niko's defence,

as far as, you know, being a Traitor is concerned,

that jars in my head.

The changes in behaviour that I've noticed for the person

that I've observed over the last two days,

and it's really hard, and I'm sorry, but, Tameka.

When we came out of here the other night,

after the Traitors had been chosen,

I thought I sensed a real change in your behaviour.

You seemed quite withdrawn, jittery.

And then today, I watched when Claudia was

pacing up and down those coffins

before she slammed Paloma's lid shut.

I didn't want to watch that.

I wanted to watch the crowd to see everybody's reaction.

Your reaction didn't ring true for me.

It was over the top.

Today, I was really shocked

because I thought it was you, Lucy.

And I really didn't want it to be you.

So when Claudia shut the coffin on Paloma,

I was genuinely shocked.

And then I was just trying to just think my way through it.

And I actually noticed you walk away

and was looking back.

Because it was almost as if you were looking at,

that's happening over there,

but what are the people looking at?

You separated yourself to look at everybody else on that.

'Cause I want to know who the Traitors are.

But it's very interesting that you're talking

about people's, you know, looking different.

I felt, after the selection, I felt that,

um, yourself, Kate, had changed.

Really?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I absolutely promise you I'm a Faithful.

Let's imagine that we were Traitors.

What would inspire us to choose Paloma as our first victim?

Well, Paloma's own theory was

that she was such a big character.

It was a way of shocking.

Would you have said, "Let's get Paloma

because she's a big character"?

I don't think I would.

I think I would have done something more closer

to what Niko's describing.

I would have worked out

who the heat was on in the first day

and think who would easily be banished.

It's a cruel touch of genius, it 'tis.

I actually have a question for Alan.

You would have talked to Paloma the most.

Was there anyone that she kind of openly suspected?

Alan: She had two names.

And I couldn't get them out.

She went, if I die, there's two names.

Next thing you know, she's shoved in her coffin

and the thing's gone.

It was very frustrating.

Can I say something?

I've hung... we've hung around quite a lot.

And you've been really nervous about being...

- Kate: Murdered. - Murdered.

Niko: Yeah.

So I personally don't think it's you.

Who do you think it is, then?

All right, this hurts.

But I was worried about Tom.

Only because I was... when I started this,

I thought, who would I think would...

I'll be honest, this is probably...

it's going to backfire.

But I thought you and Paloma were the two people

if I was in control of this thing.

And that's the only reason I think it's you.

I've had no other proof.

Like, Niko's come up a lot,

and I don't believe what's been put in front of me.

Niko: Thank you.

I feel like the evidence which I've given

makes it quite clear that it's not me.

I personally believe that the decision is up to you,

and I respect that.

But if you do not think it's me, do not vote for me,

because you could be killed next.

Oh, God.

Players, the time for talk is now over.

Oh, hell.

Oh, God.

Please write down the name of the person

you believe is a Traitor.

This is awful.

Are your names locked in?

Players: Yeah.

Claudia: Thank you.

Ruth, we'll start with you.

Who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I voted for Kate.

I just found that your behaviour changed

and became slightly more animated

any time Traitor talk came about.

Tameka.

I have voted for you, Kate.

I'm just going by how you were reacting.

Claudia: Alan.

I'm going for Niko.

I've got to go for my friend, who I lost today.

Claudia: Mark.

I'm sorry, Tameka, but I'm going for you.

Just inconsistencies in behaviour

and overcompensation, anyway.

Yeah.

Niko.

I've gone for Tom Daley.

The UK's golden boy might have a good Traitor streak about him.

He could have definitely pulled off

the whole master plan of setting me up.

So, a vote count.

Two for Kate, one for Niko, one for Tameka and one for Tom.

Kate, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm going to go for Tameka because I was very convinced

by Niko that it wasn't Niko.

Joe Marler.

Didn't have a lot to go on, so I went with gut.

Niko.

Claudia: Lucy.

I kept scribbling names out

and, Niko, I've wrote your name down.

It's awful. It's awful.

Claudia: Cat.

I vote for you, Kate.

It just felt like in the mission today,

all sort of loudness could have been an overcompensation.

So, a vote count.

Three for Kate.

Three for Niko.

Two for Tameka.

One for Tom.

I'm very nervous.

The reality that I might be gone at the first round table is

starting to set in.

My biggest fear, I could be out the game.

They've got it so wrong.

This could go any way.

Stephen, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

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