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Look at them.

She is going to be underestimated.

He is very clever.

I cannot wait to see her at the round table.

And this one, well, knock out.

I know.

Let the mind games begin.

Come.

19 celebrities have been invited to play the ultimate

psychological game of deception.

All in the hope of winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

I'm here to win.

I don't know what beasts lie within me.

Let the games commence.

Man: Oh, my God!

Claudia: But concealed amongst them are the traitors,

who under the cover of darkness will secretly

murder their fellow players.

It's up to the Faithful to work out who the Traitors are

and banish them before they become their next victim.

Maybe I have got a dark side.

I'm going to fight till the death.

Claudia: They think they know what they've signed up for.

Woman: No!

Claudia: But they've got no idea.

This is The Celebrity Traitors.

"You are cordially invited to join me at the Traitor's Castle.

Yours Faithfully."

Well, let the horror unfold.

And may the worst person win.

I'm so glad you're laughing.

Well, what else can you do?

The very word "the Traitors" causes such excitement.

You've got beautiful eyes, by the way.

Oh, thank you.

Now, I don't know how to take that.

Is that gameplay immediately?

Well, my game.

In order to win, whoever it is, we're all going to have

to be quite ruthless.

- The deceit has already started. - Of course.

Am I a good liar?

Well, I've spent the last 17 years

lying about being a good rugby player.

Oh, hello.

Stephen?

How can you possibly be here on the side of the road?

Get in. Are you going my way?

Celia Imrie.

It's amazing what you can find in the highlands of Scotland.

Celia: I'm so pleased to see you.

Stephen: Oh, thank you. It's wonderful to see you.

My god.

What was your name?

Pamela.

So nice to meet you.

I've known you for ages.

Yeah, forever.

Ruth, I've seen you on TV in scary things.

Yeah, I've seen you on TV lots.

Also in scary things where they weren't meant to be scary.

I'm intolerant to bullshit, and I love causing a bit of chaos.

So yeah, it'll be interesting to see how

it goes for me in the castle.

These are fellow victims, presumably.

Look at the convoy.

It's like Eurovision, a song contest or something, isn't it?

It's like Eurovision, but you haven't learnt the song.

Yes!

I mean, if this was a party,

you'd be really chuffed about who turned up.

It is a shame that we're going to start really

going for each of them.

How are you feeling?

I'm nervous, I can't lie, I'm nervous.

It's the not knowing, I don't know.

It's the not knowing.

Well, that's the whole game though, innit?

In my work life, I play duplicitous, dodgy folk.

But I'm the complete opposite of the men I play.

I'm very trusting.

My strategy is to make as many friends as possible.

Just be myself and hopefully that'll stand me

in fairly good stead.

I once stayed in the castle...

- No. - Seven years ago...

- Did you really? - In anticipation...

- Stop it. - For this moment.

It's not often in our very sheltered world

that we are put in a position where we have no idea

how we're going to react.

No amount of education can give you wisdom.

Wisdom is another thing, and wisdom is a really important

quality for this, I think.

I want to meet the Peacocks.

There's going to be Peacocks here?

- Yeah. - Oh, they do have it?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, wow.

- For real, they live here. - I thought it was CGI.

My strategy in this game is to capitalize on

the fact I'm a YouTuber.

I'm from a different world, so that means that

a lot of these people, they won't know

anything about me.

I hope, anyways.

Have any of you got any tactics you've been planning?

I'm going under the radar.

Yeah, that's...

No, I am. I am.

I was just going to say, I was planning on being a bit

of a wallflower myself.

Yeah, I can see from this lovely outfit.

Will we form an alliance now?

I'm a lone wolf, very much.

Are you?

Yeah, don't talk to me, don't touch me,

don't come anywhere near me.

Scotland is a very beautiful country,

and the Highlands in particular.

Isn't it? Aren't we lucky?

So far.

What's coming is a blizzard of horror.

Keep going.

They're almost here.

It feels like we're being led to something massive, doesn't it?

It's very pretty, though.

If I am going to get murdered by Traitors, this is a

nice place to go, isn't it?

- To die, yeah. - It's all pretty.

Oh my goodness.

Ah, look.

The castle!

There it is.

Oh, wow!

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, look at that.

Oh, it is absolutely picture perfect.

Oh, my God.

It's definitely had a jet wash.

Man: Wow.

Ohh!

Oh, my goodness me.

We're really here.

It's stunning, isn't it?

- It's our first night. - Get out.

- No, it's not. - No.

What's happening?

Oh no, we're going away again.

Whoa, they're going whoa!

Somebody's taken over that Land Rover.

Woman: Oh, look, we're all going, we're all going.

Oh, what does this mean?

Something is afoot.

Where are you taking us?

This is a kidnapping!

Oh, no, we're turning off.

Oh, watch me, pile.

What's happening here?

Oh, my God, look at this.

Oh, my God.

Look, look.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, my God. This is it.

We've started straight away.

Absolutely no need for that, is there?

The frigging potatoes is going on there.

Look at Claudia!

There she is.

Oh, my goodness, man.

I'm Claudia Winkleman in a graveyard.

I was looking forward to the castle

much more than a cemetery.

Woo!

Where are we?

Charlotte!

I ain't ready for this, mate. I ain't ready for this!

How are you doing?

Oh, my God, it's really exciting to meet you.

Right, hello. How are you?

Good to see you.

- Hi. How are you? - Good, how are you?

This is all a bit surreal, isn't it?

Completely and utterly.

And what have we got ourselves into?

Look, our names are on the graves.

What?!

There you are. Look, you're at the front.

Where am I? Oh, no, I don't like that.

I mean, I was sort of hoping that we'd arrive at the castle

and there'd be a few, like, canapes, but, oh, no.

Nothing like that at all.

Oh, God, oh, no, they're all our names!

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my goodness.

This is so messed up.

Oh, God.

Oh, my goodness.

There she is.

- Claudia! - Claudia!

Players, hello.

Welcome to the Highlands.

I'm going to be honest, we're starting as we mean to go on.

Oh, my God.

Surrounded by death.

Oh!

Now, I know out in the real world,

you're very important and successful,

but here, there is no special treatment.

Very shortly, I will be selecting my Traitors.

Their job is to remain undetected

and murder the Faithful.

However, I'm about to give you the opportunity

to survive the first murder.

And if I know one thing, nobody wants to go first.

Just behind me, you can see you each have your own grave,

ready for your potential demise.

Some would say creepy.

I say fun.

Buried in each of those graves is a shield,

and a shield protects you from murder.

Oh wow.

Okay.

The first six players to retrieve a shield

will be protected from the first murder.

Oh.

So we are about to witness just how far you will go...

Goodness me.

To save your own skin.

Please go and get ready and stand by your graves.

Here we go.

Personally, I wanted to be cremated

and my ashes thrown on the London Eye.

But yeah, hey, do you know what?

A grave where I have to dig through it to get a shield,

why not?

All right, let's get going.

For me, this is all about keeping my dignity.

Oh, I'm using my mouth to get that.

Do you need some help?

Yeah, please.

- Thank you, Tom. - Are you ready?

I did not come here to dig.

Manicured, dressing up to dig in these shoes.

Nah, I didn't come here for that.

Oh, you're so polite, Tom.

Oh, you know, I try.

Tameka: You're just as I thought you were.

Players, stand by your own graves.

Sporty people are ready.

I'm incredibly competitive.

I want the shield. I don't want to die.

Like, who wants to get murdered?

You got any experience digging graves?

Funnily enough...

So, players, good luck.

It's time to save yourselves

in three...

two...

one, dig.

I was like a T-Rex or a kangaroo,

but then I tipped forward and I was like that.

Right, Celia, I'm going to help you first.

Why?

Nick, did you find your own shield?

No.

My aim was, well, to try and get Celia a shield,

'cause I love her.

Darling, you haven't done yours.

Given that no one is a Traitor yet,

it sort of made sense that we would kind of help each other.

Stephen: Oh, god, it's disgusting.

Oh, Charlotte's in a white dress

and she's in her own grave.

You know, instinct sort of just takes over a little bit.

I want to acquaint myself with the Scottish soil.

I want to be as sensory as I can,

to get sort of intimate with the earth

and to be able to really feel out the shield or the chain.

Did you put my shield down in Mexico?!

Where is it?

I have a shield!

Yes, Jonathan Ross has got a shield.

A really lovely little thing which is going to ensure me

a night of blissful and trouble-free sleep.

Cat, I'll give you a hand.

Oh, you are a lifesaver, Jonathan.

Jonathan ran over and came to help me,

which was quite embarrassing because I am the youngest here,

so you would think that I would be the one helping him.

My gosh!

I was really desperate for a shield

because I don't want to be murdered first.

So I'll always be, like, 10 out of 10 for effort.

And I have to say that I'm very good at digging.

Quick as well.

Kate: I'm not going deep enough!

Five shields still to be found.

Oh, good god.

Joe M.: What's that then?

I'm knackered, but I have a shield.

Joe Marler, excellent.

Thank you.

It's quite nice knowing that I'm going to survive

the first murder.

I don't want to be too smug about it,

but I am quite smug.

Move over, then.

Four shields to go.

Stephen: I don't think the spade helps at all.

It's not in here.

Kate: Ah!

Alan: Oh my god!

Oh, no, it's a rock.

Keep going, Alan.

Paloma: Where's the shield?

I can't find it!

Joe M.: There you go, Joe.

Got a shield, Claudia.

Yes, Joe Wilkinson

has a shield.

I'm not really feeling proud of myself because

Joe Marler found it for me.

When he got stuck in, I couldn't help but watch.

Three more shields to be found.

Oh my god.

You bastard!

Oh, this is quite intense.

Oh my god.

Ah! I've got a shield!

I'm so pleased to have this in my hands.

Shield!

Charlotte Church has got a shield.

There is only one left to find.

Tameka: Come on, man!

There's only one left?

Tameka: Where is it now?!

Come on, man.

Nick: Shield!

- Claudia: Yes! - Nick: Shield!

Celia Imrie has a shield.

Yes, but found by you!

That's it, you can stop digging.

Oh, thank god.

I basically dug out the whole grave.

Players, congratulations.

Six shields have been won and the following people

are protected from murder:

Jonathan, Joe Marler,

Joe Wilkinson,

Kate, Charlotte,

and Celia.

Helped by Nick.

Nick selflessly came to help me in my grave

before he'd even looked for his shield.

And I'm thinking he's absolutely adorable,

or is he up to something?

You six are protected from the first murder for now.

The next time I see you all

will be at the Round Table

when I will select my Traitors.

But for now, you deserve a sit down and a drink.

Please, make your way to the Traitors' Castle.

Off you go.

Well done.

All right, I know you're thinking it,

so I'm going to say it.

They've just dug their own graves.

But well done, Charlotte.

Charlotte: Thank you.

Well done, Charlotte. I'm so jealous.

Oh, darling.

Well, you two are safe, aren't you?

Nick came all the way over.

He came all the way over very early on.

- Joe M.: Oh, hang on. - And I'm a bit...

Joe M.: Is there such thing as a selfless act?

I hope there is.

Now you've asked a question.

Celia: But I worry in this game.

Jonathan: I'm sorry you didn't get it, guys, I am.

Niko: Oh my gosh,

so we've got now a one in 13 chance of death.

If you form alliance, people,

that might swing it in your favour.

Clare: Yeah.

Some people know each other already.

I don't know anyone.

- Niko: We're in trouble. - Clare: No, you're not.

And you've got two older allies here already.

Exactly.

Do you know who I'm suspicious of?

- Who? - Jonathan.

Did you see how he dug his grave?

Cat: Claudia hasn't picked the Traitors yet.

Oh, we haven't picked a Traitor yet.

Well, I just don't like him.

We're going to really go in this time.

Oh, my home, guys.

Paloma: We're in.

Cat: Oh my gosh!

Nick: Oh my goodness me.

- Clare: Oh my god. - Wow, that is beautiful.

Just a bit mad, like, growing up, seeing them all on telly,

and now I'm, like, stuck in a castle with 'em with Claudia.

What's going on?

Stephen's getting stuck into the library.

He's finding some reading.

Stephen: It's pretty much classics.

It's Dickens, but there's also a practical manual

of diseases of the chest.

The furniture and the little items,

the knick-knacks, the bibelo, the objet trouvé,

just delicately placed on shelves and things,

are deeply pleasing.

So, you know, you've got something to feast your eyes

and even your fingers on.

Tameka: This is a kitchen!

Is it lovely?

I feel that I should have a game plan,

but to be honest I haven't.

What, fridge here, look.

That's nice.

I think a lot of people know me to be a quite

happy-go-lucky character, but there's a steely deepness.

Yeah, there's a steely deepness here.

I want to win, I'm not going to lie.

I want to win.

Paloma: I'm really bad at this type of thing.

Snooker's really hard to play.

Oh, see how great that was?

If I play Traitors like I play snooker, I'm doomed.

Jonathan: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, Wellies.

Cat: Jonathan, what are you doing?

Look, I've done a...

Cat, stick with me.

I've done a lot of escape rooms.

There'll be clues already.

Anyone who's a fan of the game like me can't help

but be excited to be here.

I think I'll be good at it.

I mean, I do enjoy talking to people

and I do actually like listening to people as well,

which is an important skill, I think, in this game.

Kate: Oh, look at this.

Stephen: Joe's is excellent.

You look really good, don't you?

Your eyes look warm and friendly.

Joe W.: Oh, they've added that.

It's a shame that red crosses

are going to be shoved over, isn't it?

Oh, don't say that.

Stephen: Yeah.

Kate: All too quickly.

Stephen: Yes.

Niko: Do you want to be a Faithful

or do you want to be a Traitor?

Do you know what?

I've left it up to the universe.

Niko: You've just left it?

You've dropped it?

Can you kill people, Niko?

Honestly, I feel like the pressure of being a Traitor...

couldn't do it.

I don't know if I believe...

I'm naturally quite inquisitive, but as a singer,

I think people will assume that I am an attention seeker,

which couldn't be further from the truth.

I really actually don't like attention,

so I will be sitting back and observing

because the loudest people in the group

are always the ones to look at.

Six players with shields, but some of the six

might end up being Traitors.

- Indeed. - Nick: Quite.

We were saying this, actually, in the car,

that it doesn't...

- Doesn't preclude. - Nick: Exactly.

Preclude is exactly the word.

Writing history and making history programmes

is about building arguments.

It's convincing people to look at the world the way

that I look at the world.

And I think I'm quite skilled at that,

but I don't think I'll be any good at spotting other people

who are trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

Niko: Question, Stephen.

So, what's the process of being knighted?

Oh...

Well, get a sword on each shoulder.

And did you wear this?

No, I...

Niko: Oh, yeah, that would be good.

I am... I qualify for it now, don't I?

Yeah.

That's basically your look.

But my mother was there and she was pretty... you know,

given what a dreadful child I was.

I mean, I literally went to prison and things like that.

So, it's a bit of a kind of

this troubled child has finally been less of a disgrace.

But, yeah.

But anyway...

We're all Faithfuls or Traitors.

That's all there is to it.

Because you are famous for barging into places

and pretending to be things you aren't.

How do you know that?

Oh, I have a sticky memory.

Wow.

Stephen Fry knows who I am.

The one thing which I wanted was to be

kind of unknown to everyone.

Now everyone's going to see me as a conniving prankster.

Oh.

Alan: Would you like a white wine, a beer?

Have any of you done bar work before?

Yeah, I've worked in a bar

and I used to glass collect.

Did you?

Yeah, hello, darling, what do you want?

I'm going to be friendly with everyone,

but it is a game at the end of the day.

I didn't come all this way and pack a load of fabulous outfits

to go home first.

I could have done with a shield.

Tom: Yeah, couldn't we all?

But the only people who decide whether you go home first

are us as a Round Table or whoever gets picked

as bloody Traitors.

I know, and god, you're looking beautiful both of you.

Clare: Good boy, good boy.

Well done, Alan.

I'm desperate.

19 celebrities have entered the castle for the very first time

to play the ultimate game.

But who's going to go over

to the dark side?

It's time to select my Traitors.

Are you quite trusting?

Oh god, totally.

I am so naive.

I am your Labrador who literally comes in wagging their tail

and goes to everyone.

I'd like them to think of me as this wholesome guy

that sits in the corner knitting,

when actually those knitting needles

can be used for something far more sinister.

- Oh my god. - Wow.

Ruth: I always make my own mind up about people.

Like, I go off of facts, so if I'm saying something,

I'll make sure that I have the receipts to back it up.

Claudia: Can you cope under pressure?

I think being neurodivergent is going to help me a lot

because I've got very black and white thinking.

My brain will always tell me it's a game,

so I won't take anything personally.

Claudia: Can you spot a liar?

Stephen: Nobody can spot a liar.

At least if you do spot a liar, it's probably through

reason, through a slip, not through this gut instinct

that we put so much value on.

Tameka: I can read people.

It's their body language.

It's what you're saying to me without saying to me.

As I've been a journalist for a scary number of years,

I'm hoping that I can help the other Faithfuls

by asking the right questions.

I think they already think I'm not very intelligent,

but I've sussed them all out.

Have you?

Yeah.

This is life or death, isn't it?

Celia: The thing is, people think I'm nice.

But I'm not.

People have the wrong impression of me.

And that could be terribly useful in this game.

So, this is it.

Welcome to the Round Table.

I need you to look at each other.

And properly look at each other.

As everything is about to change,

your fate in the game is going to be decided.

Would you like to be a Traitor or would you

like to be a Faithful?

I'd like to be a Faithful.

I'd rather be on the side of the angels anyway in life.

Who wouldn't?

Oh, God, Claud, you're a Traitor.

Of course I do.

Stephen Fry, Clare Balding, national treasures.

Gone.

I'd like to think I've got the skill set

to be a good Faithful.

Faithful.

I hope to be an absolutely formidable Traitor hunter.

I would like to be a Traitor.

I'd love to see the turret.

Simple as that.

I think I would probably be a good Traitor.

Yeah.

I don't want to incriminate myself,

but I have always wanted to murder a celebrity.

I would like to be a Traitor.

Why?

Because it's a game; it's fun to be a Traitor,

it's fun to kill people.

I want to be a Faithful.

Do you?

No, I want to be a Traitor.

I think that I could be good at either role,

but I just think it makes a nice change

from being a lovely mum at home,

to just have a break from it and be really evil.

- Traitor. - Are you ready to kill?

In the game.

I would just put that on record.

Legally.

I want to be a Traitor.

Oh, God, Al.

I don't know.

You will have to stab people in the back.

They'd do it to me.

They're showbiz people.

I'd do it to them.

You know what celebrities are like.

They're two-faced.

Players, I'm about to select my Traitors.

Please put on your blindfolds.

If you feel me touch you on the shoulder,

that means that you are a Traitor.

Clare: My heart is absolutely racing.

It's exploding out of my chest.

I'm thinking, just please, please don't choose me.

Jonathan: I'm a Traitor.

That's really kind of exciting and kind of terrifying.

I'm feeling my heart rate going up a bit.

I'm really fiercely concentrating on,

don't make a noise, don't make a move,

don't give anything away, do not cough.

Cat: Oh my God.

The game has begun.

I'm ready to get my hands dirty.

I'm ready to play the game.

This is gonna be fun.

Oh, God.

I feel sick.

What am I going to do?

Players, the game has officially begun.

I have selected my Traitors.

And the course of the game has been set.

The rest of you are the Faithful.

Players, please remove your blindfolds.

Traitors, you will meet and discover

each other's identities tonight.

Your task is simple.

Remain undetected and murder the Faithful.

Faithful, you must hunt down the Traitors

and banish them here in this very room.

Get it wrong and you will banish an innocent Faithful.

So who's who?

I'm afraid that's for you to work out.

Along the way, you will build up a prize fund of up to £100,000.

Now remember, if there are any Traitors left at the end,

they take all the money for their charity.

Not only that, they take all the glory.

I'll be honest, that was quite tense.

Would you like some good news?

- All: Yes. - There is no murder tonight.

Tiny word of warning, don't relax too much.

Tomorrow, the killing spree begins.

Just glad to get the bloody blindfold off, frankly.

Oh, gosh!

That was nerve-wracking.

I mean, how many times around and around?

- Yeah. - That was like...

Lord, yeah.

What? God!

I could just hear you breathing.

I'm sorry.

When they were wheeling me down to get my leg chopped off,

it was less tense than that.

Less tense?

- Yeah. - Very, very nerve-wracking.

But the nice thing is, no murder tonight,

so everyone's here.

I know, I know, I know.

- It's a lovely feeling. - That is good.

Blimey, that was so tense.

Cheers everyone. - Players: Cheers.

Cheers everyone.

We're in the game.

Paloma's dead.

Traitors stay behind, please.

Good try.

I thought I wanted to be a Traitor,

but I have a sweating problem and I can't keep a secret.

It's too much.

What am I going to do?

Wasn't that scary?

It was scary, yeah.

Oh my God.

I feel like a little bit like, oh, we're relaxed now,

but then you're just worried they're going to kill you.

Yeah, you're worried you're going to die.

Yeah.

I don't care that I don't have a shield anymore,

because it doesn't matter, does it?

Because I can't die.

As soon as we all took our blindfolds off,

it felt like an energy shift.

It's too early to tell now if anyone has any suspicions of me.

I'm hoping my fellow Traitors are good at lying.

But there's nothing else I'm concerned about.

I'm just hoping that we can all keep under the radar.

You've got to look at each other.

So, are you a faker?

It's the worst secret ever.

And it's just burning me.

And it's a weight around my shoulders.

Oh, God, I'm so nervous.

I don't... you got any ideas of who it is?

Faithful Fancy.

Do we think it's alcoholic, though?

I saw Celia and Clare.

And I just went, "Oh, those two look a bit suspicious."

But actually...

there was no reason to pick them.

But I was desperate.

Out of all these people here, there must be at least

one younger person who's a Traitor.

Ruth: What do you think?

I don't want to say that because, like,

it could start a fox hunt for us,

but as two younger people, I feel like...

Ruth: What do you think?

Or do you think 'cause they don't know us?

Maybe we'll just fly under the radar.

Yeah, exactly, yeah.

Just say the odd word here and there.

Ruth: Yeah.

But if you get a hunch on someone...

Yeah, I'll tell you.

Okay, we look out for each other?

Yeah, we look out for each other.

- Okay, I like that. - Is this an alliance?

It's an alliance.

Niko, he seems like a really nice person.

I think my game play, for the most part, is to...

just be myself.

You know, maybe be a bit friendlier.

I'm not really notorious for my people skills.

It does actually feel like we're in the game now.

Paloma: Yeah, it does.

And also I thought that I was going to be just like,

"I'm just going to get rid of them."

Now I'm like, "I want to find those Traitors

and murder their asses."

Can I be honest, I felt a bit disappointed, though,

because I actually do feel kind of powerless now, don't you?

You feel kind of like, "Okay..."

Oh, God, no, I'm thrilled.

I'm so relieved.

You're still happy?

I am so relieved.

You might all be lying, though,

because you might all be lying.

Jonathan: We can't trust anything

anyone says from now on.

Celia: No!

Jonathan: Everyone's going to start

playing the game now,

and they weren't really playing the game before,

because of course the game didn't exist before.

The game only exists now that we are Traitors,

whoever the others may be.

We have to be nimble and fluid and adaptable.

Tell me something that's genuinely true about you,

and then I'll ask you if you're a Traitor.

Are you trying to get a baseline?

We'll all analyze. So, are you a father?

- Yes. - Okay.

Are you a Traitor? - No.

Oh, there was a slightly different blink.

You didn't smile that time.

That's true!

Do me next, do me next!

Do you next?

Come on, come on, come on.

Okay.

Are you an incredible singer?

Well, I'd like to think so, yes.

Oh, sorry, that was...

Okay, are you wearing a check jacket?

I am, yes.

Are you a Traitor?

No, I'm not.

The weird thing is, is everybody goes slightly serious

with the Traitor answers.

I keep thinking someone's a Traitor in this circle,

all the time, whenever I sit down.

Well, someone will...

The chances are...

If you're not telling us, you're scum.

- Scum! - You're absolute scum.

I've got my suspicions.

I tried to be like, "Ha-ha-ha!"

I was just laughing,

so I'm not a Traitor, but, oh, God.

I'm worse than Linda.

I am worse than Linda.

What would you do, Alan, if you were a Traitor?

- Well, I would... - How would you behave?

I'd probably sweat loads and have a...

Mark: Two rosés!

Two rosés to mask any suspicion.

I'll see you in the morning, fellow Faithfuls.

Or are you?

No!

The turret's up that way, love.

Yes.

I'll see you up then.

Claudia: The chimes are rung out across the castle, which means

it's home time for our players.

Night-night, all.

Good night.

Good night, guys.

Oh, good night.

They must now return to their individual lodgings where

they can't see or speak to anyone.

Oh!

For our Traitors, though, well, the night is young, 'cause

they have to meet some very important people...

each other.

Claudia: You stand before the Traitor's Turret.

Before I give you this cloak, I'm going to need you to take

the Traitor's Oath.

Do you commit to lie and deceive throughout the game?

I do.

Are you willing to murder one of your fellow players

every single night?

I am.

Do you vow to keep your identity and the identity of your

fellow Traitors a secret?

100%.

Then officially...

Oh, my gosh.

You are...

Thank you.

A Traitor.

Go forth and murder.

Thank you.

Enjoy being evil.

I think tonight is going to be a night of bonding,

of celebration, of preparation.

I'm really looking forward to meet my fellow Traitors.

I can't wait to see who it is.

I need to know who they are.

I'm so intrigued.

It's two of us?

Oh my!

Oh my gosh.

Jonathan: Cat has been quiet but not too quiet.

She's been herself, very much authentically.

Not for a second did I suspect her.

I'm thrilled at you.

I'm thrilled at you as well.

You're good, you're calm.

Yes.

You're good as well.

We're good to you.

Cat: I'm glad it's Jonathan.

He's very strategic.

I think he'll do well.

How do you want to play?

Everyone's going to be looking at everyone.

So we just have to be very mindful of...

- What we say. - What we say.

Why are we whispering?

I was going to ask, why are you whispering?

Because I'm trying to be a Traitor and I'm not very

comfortable yet.

When I see him, I think I'm either going to scream or cry.

My thing was to go under the radar

and I think I've pole vaulted over it.

Oh, my God.

Amazing. Amazing.

This...

It's amazing.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, we were just saying, we're glad it's just us two.

Yeah.

But I'm glad, and now, we've got the Trump card right here.

I'm so excited to be working with Cat and Jonathan, but I've

got a nervous disposition, and this whole game plays

on your nerves.

But don't you think everyone knew it was me?

No.

I was so nervous.

Everyone's looking at everyone, and I think we've just

got to stay strong.

Cat: We've got to stay really calm.

Because they don't know who we are.

No, they don't.

I think that's just actual kind of anxiety, bit of paranoia.

Yeah.

I think going in tomorrow, we've got to be like, "Oh, thank God

no one got murdered."

Oh, oh.

I can't...

Claudia: My Traitors.

Good evening, Claudia.

Are you happy?

Yeah.

- Really happy. - Really happy.

Really happy with your fellow Traitors.

How sad are you that you can't murder tonight?

Cat: Really sad.

Yeah, why did you do that to us?

Don't worry, because you will murder tomorrow night.

Yes.

Yes.

Now, as you know, in the trade is nothing straightforward.

Your first murder...

Mm-hmm.

Will be in plain sight.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We can do this.

Oh, my God.

We can do this.

Okay.

Focus, team.

Okay.

I imagine you want to know how.

Yeah.

Yes, please.

That will be revealed tomorrow.

Oh, my...

That's gonna make us sleep bad.

Sweet dreams.

Thank you, Claudia.

In plain sight.

They're the worst ones.

We can do this.

Jonathan: A good night's sleep.

Tomorrow, we return refreshed...

Yeah.

And ready to murder in plain sight.

I'm gonna have a big old breakfast and do some murdering.

Same.

I might go with a lighter breakfast, but still murder.

Yeah!

'Cause I'm piling on the pounds.

I mean, I'd have to take out my cloak 'cause I'm so fat.

Right, then, shall we, um?

Yes.

Okay.

I'm so pleased, guys.

I know, I'm so happy.

Goodnight, sweet Traitors.

Goodnight.

Alan: Jonathan's got the plan, Cat's a cool customer,

and I think I'm kind of the PR face.

Hello, everyone.

How are you?

And then those two do the murdering.

Cat: I think I play the observer.

I think both Jonathan and Alan are quite big characters, which

I think is good, but my trick in life itself is to always let

people underestimate me and make them think that they're in

control when maybe they're not.

Claudia: With no murder last night, everyone slept easy.

But they're going to need all their energy as they're

heading straight off to their first mission.

This is a chance for both Traitors and Faithful to work

together in order to win money that will be added to

the prize pot.

Kate: I slept really well.

It was a big day yesterday, wasn't it?

My nerves were frazzled.

I just don't want to go home first.

It won't be you.

You're definitely a Faithful Alan, I can see it.

Tom Daley and Niko, I think, are worth looking at.

Ooh, that's good.

Stephen: Tom kind of blushed and looked around very fast,

soon as the blindfolds came off.

Cat: But Tom is really smart.

But he is, he's sort of, he's the baby faced assassin.

Stephen: Yeah, that's it.

Cat: Yeah.

And Niko also, there's something about the way he looked at

everybody but then...

He was looking quite intensely

at everybody, wasn't he?

Stephen: He was looking tense, I felt.

Niko: You two are both world class actors.

Blah, blah, blah, I would say to that.

Anyway, go on.

Niko: So, is there any way you can pick up if someone's acting?

Mark: Last night, I noticed a change in Tameka.

I thought she seemed jittery, a little unsure.

I just sensed something that wasn't quite sitting

right with her.

How we feeling about the mission?

Stephen: Rather anxious.

Are you guys quite strong?

No.

Cat: Okay, great.

Well, I go to the gym and I do bicep curls if that helps.

Lucy: We're going somewhere really remote here.

What's it gonna be?

There's something ahead of us.

Up the hill, look, look, look.

Oh, what's that?

Cat: Oh my gosh!

Tom: I see something big and on wheels.

That's my mobility scooter.

Jonathan: It's a funeral pyre.

Or is it a Trojan horse?

Alan: Clare, you're gonna love this.

It's a horse.

Clare: I know!

Jonathan: Look at this, Joe.

Kate: Oh my goodness!

Alan: Wow!

Cat: Oh my God, it's massive.

Mark: Is that a Trojan horse?

Celia: Looks like, doesn't it?

Mark: When we all saw the horse, we were like, yes!

This is exactly why we signed up for this.

Welcome to Traitors.

Claudia: Welcome to your first mission.

This is the Trojan horse.

Now, the Trojan horse was used to infiltrate Troy in one of

the greatest acts of deceit in Greek mythology.

Stephen, this one's for you.

Just like the Trojan horse, the Traitors are

infiltrating all of you in this game.

Now, what do you want to do with the Traitors?

Stephen: Burn them.

Kate: Expose them!

Claudia: Stephen got it.

You want to get rid of them, and the way you're gonna get rid of

this Trojan horse is by setting it on fire.

Clare: Oh, wow!

Ooh!

Yes!

Burn, baby, burn.

To set it on fire, you have to move this giant horse to

a fire pit, all the way over there.

Slight problem.

Along the route, you will come to four locked gates.

At each gate, there is either a question or a puzzle.

Answer it correctly and you will release a key to open the gate.

If you manage to pull the Trojan horse through the four gates and

set it on fire within the allotted time, I will add

£15,000 to your prize fund.

Ooh!

Yeah!

Yes.

Yesterday, Celia, Charlotte, Joe Marler, Joe Wilkinson, Jonathan

and Kate, you all won shields.

There are no more shields up for grabs today.

It is all about the prize pot.

The siege of Troy lasted 10 years.

You have exactly 30 minutes.

Doesn't sound fair.

Claudia: Good luck.

I'll see you at the end.

Tameka: Yes, Claude!

Strut away.

This felt classic Traitors, this mission.

Teamwork, a massive horse with a slight tenuous link to history

that no one really understands, but hey,

I'm not knocking Claudia.

I would suggest that the massive power is at the back, led by

Joe Marler, and I think the brake person

has to be the lightest and, Ruth,

if you're happy to do that, is that cool?

Okay, I'm on it, got it.

Okay, so that's the first bit. Tom...

Changing as we go as well, so you don't fatigue from doing

the same thing.

Changing positions will help.

This is why you have a gold medal.

Clare and Tom take on the leader roles.

That could work to the Traitors' benefit.

The more attention you get, the more chance you have of people

being suspicious of you.

Lucy: Oh my God!

Three...

two...

one.

Ah!

Go! Go! Go!

Come on!

Steady!

We had to pull and push two and a half tons of wooden horse up

a track through four gates and at every gate, there was

a question to be answered.

Okay, okay, okay, keep going!

It's getting a little bit uphill.

I think we should give it some.

Pushing that horse up the hill,

it's flashbacks straight away into the scrums.

Although the back end of that horse smelt miles better

than the scrums I've been involved in.

Give it some.

Getting a bit harder.

Keep it up.

I am surprisingly strong, and I was at the back

pushing the horse with all the boys.

All the big boys and me.

I'm very happy.

Pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it!

Woo!

Yeah!

I'm shattered!

Slow down!

Slow!

Stop!

Stop!

Oh, my gosh!

At each gate, they can only give one answer.

If they get it wrong, there's a much faster way to open it.

But it does mean somebody will have to part

with something very precious.

"To open the gate, you must answer the question correctly

or sacrifice a shield."

- Oh! - Oh, God.

- Wow. - Oh, Lord.

"If a player chooses to sacrifice their shield,

they will no longer be protected from tonight's murder."

Joe M.: No.

I was not tempted to give up my shield.

Why would I give up my shield?

It's an opportunity to have an extra night here.

Like, it's safety.

Question: "How many characters die

in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet combined?

Dial in your answer."

Romeo and Juliet. Alright.

Paris.

So, we have Mercutio, Paris.

Tybalt.

Romeo and Juliet.

That's five.

Well, we can start trying.

Mercutio...

Tybalt.

Oh, shit, I've locked it in and I didn't mean to.

- No! - Why?

Why did... I didn't realize I locked it in.

Sorry!

I thought, "Oh, we can guess lots of numbers,

so while they're working that out,

I'll just stick a number in,"

thinking it was like a combination lock

and you can start trying lots of numbers.

Anyway, that was it, because the lever didn't go back up again.

Guys, wait, stop, stop!

Clare has locked in the answer.

That's what they're doing.

We haven't pulled the lever yet.

I made a complete mistake there,

'cause I didn't realize that was locking it in.

The worst mistake.

It's over before it's even started,

before they've even got a chance to give a sensible guess.

I thought we could start guessing, is what I thought.

Oh, no, no. It's a final answer.

Clare locks it in, and I'm like, "The Traitors met last night.

Was part of their thing to sabotage the mission,

to get people to give up as many shields as possible?"

Clare pulling that lever is exactly what a Traitor would do.

Okay, right, sacrifice the shield.

I'll give up my shield.

- Oh, well done. - Oh, bless you.

I'd like to, don't worry.

"Detach from chain and insert shield."

Oh, gosh.

Detach it and insert shield.

Right, there you go.

I'm not fuming about my shield.

It was the right thing to do.

We've got the opportunity to win £15,000.

It was all or nothing.

So, it was just like, for me, it's just a total no-brainer.

Here we go.

Gate one is open.

Well done.

Mm.

As you were.

- Go! - Go!

Okay, we move again.

Oh, it's too fast.

It's too fast.

Don't run, don't run, don't run!

Go steady!

Go steady.

No running, and then everyone's jogging.

Ah!

Getting tough.

You're nearly there.

- Nearly there! - Keep moving your legs.

Nearly there!

Make sure of the wheels.

Perfect!

It's really proper exercise.

I'm actually shaking.

Ah!

Anyone who gives up their shield too readily

is gonna be suspected of being a Traitor.

So, I am genuinely puffing, but I'm over-puffing,

so I can stay back there and not be looked at.

"To open the gate, remove the key from the puzzle,

or insert a shield into the gate to move forward."

"Remove the key from the puzzle."

So, you have to get it out of here.

We were presented with a Klotski puzzle.

So, sliding bits and pieces around to try and get

the bigger piece sort of into a particular position,

which would release a key that could open the gate.

Is there anybody else who's got a shield?

Who will just put a shield in there?

- Celia: I have. - Yeah?

That's sweet, Celia.

Let's see, they might do it, they might do it.

Is anybody good at these?

I love them.

But...

you have to do these individually.

Yes!

Oh, my God.

Nick was a puzzle ninja.

He just went into this zone.

That, that, that, that, that. And that cross.

Oh, yeah, there you go, there you go, that's it.

Yes!

Right, let's go!

He just did it, got the key, and we were on.

8 minutes 30 we've done.

But let's keep with the same energy.

Yes, love.

Pick up the slack, keep going!

Pick up the slack!

The thing about that big horse, right, you get it going,

you think, "Oh, this is an absolute piece of piddle."

But that was on the flat.

Then you get a little bit of an incline, and my word...

When it starts getting hilly, have straight arms!

Yeah.

Hang on.

Straight arms!

Slowing.

Come on!

Alan: That third incline, my legs were like jelly

and I was steering.

I just wedged it between two rolls of fat

and just used my belly to push it up.

This is really hard.

You're nearly there.

- You got it. - Come on.

Come on!

- Go! - Speed!

Speed!

Steer, steer!

Steer to the right!

Yes!

"Four of these words have a unique and obvious connection

that sets them apart from the other words.

When ready, four players must stand on the words

you believe have a unique connection."

It's like the game...

- It's an anagram. - Yeah.

Right, okay, To and Air are the same as ratio as an anagram.

And then there's Push.

There's different ones over there, darling.

Oh, God, are there?

Gate 3, my eyes were twisted.

I was doubled.

It was about words.

There was four different words, and I couldn't understand...

Even now, I don't even understand the task.

Is it Art, Rat, Tar?

Oh, yes, they're the same letters.

This is hard.

They have to work out the word connections.

Lots of very smart people there, but they're exhausted,

so I don't know if they're gonna do it.

Yeah, three letters.

Hold it. How many begin with a vowel?

Iota or Art and Air.

No, there's five.

No, no.

Hang on, hang on, that's an anagram of Traitor, isn't it?

Traitor.

Or the ones that don't spell Traitor, C.

There's no C in traitor, so stand on that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's all the letters that are in Traitor; Wheel.

It was Nick who said, "Look, these letters all go

into the word Traitors, but these four don't."

And we're like, "Yes, yes, yes."

Let's do Arch, Lie, Wheel and Push.

Lie; stand on that.

Lie, Wheel and Push.

Shall I lock it in?

Are there four people standing?

Yes.

- Oh, my. - Oh, my God!

Getting through that gate was amazing.

And then we saw that last massive hill.

We've got to go through one more gate

and then it's to the fire pit.

Ah, you're doing well, Stephen.

Right, give it some!

I had the indefatigable Joe Marler on my right,

who is a front row rugby player.

I was thrilled to notice how exhausted he was.

Keep moving!

At least I wasn't alone in being absolutely knackered.

Oh, fuck.

Go right, go right, go right, go right!

Left, left, left, left!

Come on, we're almost here!

Push!

- Woo! - Stop!

"Fill the blank spaces with the correct symbols

or sacrifice two shields to open the gate."

It was a question of matching symbols

that it turns out had actually been on the previous gate posts.

It was these ones.

I looked at every one of those.

Woman: Oh, well done.

The first one had seven.

And then this one is the flame.

The one before was an arrow.

I'm not sure what this one was.

Oh, I remember the candelabra, I remember the arrow.

And then I saw the flame that was on the final gate,

but then the second one was missing.

I'll run back. I'll run.

Only one of us needs to go.

Why don't you send the best runner?

He's gone!

What do you mean he's gone?

Is there any point in me doing this?

Everyone's really scared of the first murder.

Tom is running back to find out the symbols

because nobody who's got a shield wants to give theirs up.

You're gonna shout a chain.

- Castle! - Castle!

- Castle. - Castle!

- Castle! - So, two castles.

There's two castles, one with one flag, one with three.

And one with two.

How many flags?

Two flags.

Two!

Two flags!

- Two! - Two flags.

Two flags and pull the lever.

- Yes! - Yes!

Right, go.

Mark: Come on, Tom, you slow coach!

Tameka: Bless Tom.

Olympian.

He might be the diver of the group,

but we use him for anything.

Call Tom.

Tom?

Players, you have 3-and-a-half minutes.

Come on!

Come on!

£15,000 is what we're playing for!

- Come on! - For our charities!

Heave, ho, pull the horse!

Come on, guys!

Oh, come on, we're losing momentum.

Go!

Come on!

Come on!

Yes!

Come on!

You're so close, you're so close.

Almost there, come on!

Claudia: Park it up!

Park it up for me.

You have a minute left,

and you have to choose somebody to light the torch.

Stephen: If only we had an Olympian,

they could light the torch.

Let's go, Tom!

Come on, Tom!

Tom!

Go on, Tom.

Come on!

Almost gave up.

Yeah!

Woo, £15,000!

It was a proud moment, actually.

Some of them haven't even exercised

for the past 30 years.

Oh!

Very, very well done, honestly.

£15,000 has been added to the prize fund.

And I tell you what, you deserve a proper treat.

You go back to the castle, have some drinks, slight downer,

somebody will be murdered tonight.

But look what you did.

So congratulations.

Thank you, Claudia.

Well done.

Thank you, Claudia.

Well done.

15,000 pounds to the prize pot.

Even though there's Traitors amongst us

trying to stab us in the back at every moment,

it feels good to add that money to the pot.

It's going to be like the last supper.

Amazing!

One of you will betray me.

Oh, they're so friendly now.

Won't be so friendly later.

Somebody is going to get murdered.

Clare had a flashback to being in Vegas.

I thought she was on the old slots.

The way she yanked that lever back!

Charlotte, you were amazing giving up that shield.

I'm so glad that I'm not a Traitor because after that,

I think it will be actually hard to choose somebody to kill.

Oh, yeah.

Arthur.

Mark: Who gave up their shield?

Charlotte gave up her shield.

She was very willing to give it up.

I think she was just being a team player.

But what happens if she's a Traitor?

Well, then she doesn't have to worry about it.

Exactly!

I'm not certain at all, but I am suspicious

of Kate a little bit.

With her shield, I don't think she ever really

had it out on show.

No, she didn't. She didn't.

I just think ordinarily she would strike me

as the type of person that would give up a shield.

So we've got no suspicions?

No.

Niko's not a Traitor. He can't be a Traitor.

Even though with the pranks?

His pranks?

Oh, I hadn't realized that angle of it all.

Oh, God!

Argh! Oh, home, sweet home.

I tell you what, the aches are setting in now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh! I'm very happy with how the mission went.

And it was a moment of triumph.

And you know what, it made me feel a bit bad,

because I felt like I was part of a team.

But it's a team that I have to try and kill,

so it's bittersweet for me.

Turnip haggis.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I'm going to go into the library, I think, to eat,

because I want to check how many people died in Hamlet.

Okay.

I think the word is "Eggs-ulsted"

It was an amazing experience, that mission.

There must be a complete works of Shakespeare here.

Poor Clare Balding made a terrible mistake,

and she's absolutely kicking herself for it.

It's really...

So I don't know what the answer to the first quiz was.

I think it's 13, it's how many people die in

Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet.

I wonder if Benvolio dies.

I think he might.

Oh, dear, oh, dear!

But the Traitors, they met...

Last night.

They wouldn't have just met just to say hi.

No.

There would have been some kind

of ulterior motive behind it.

And I think there must be something around, like,

see how many shields you can strip from the group

by either getting things wrong or slowing it down enough

where you have to use shields to get through the gate.

Clare Balder.

You said it, not me.

She pulled that lever.

No, she looked gutted.

I mean, she looked gutted.

She did, yeah.

She did. But was it a, "Oh!!"

Yeah, or was it, "Oops."?

Oh, God.

It can't be Clare.

Oh, my gosh.

My strategy was not to, like, do this.

Because a Traitor would come up with, you know, a plot like

you have with poor old Clare, who hasn't done anything wrong.

Are you trying to help her?

Oh, God.

Are you trying to cover for her?

Leave Clare alone!

Oh, God.

Since arriving at the castle, the players have

had to dig their own graves, set a Trojan horse alight,

and now it's time for the first murder.

The Traitors are going to kill in plain sight.

How? They're about to find out.

Oh, no!

Oh, God.

What is this?

Traitors.

Tonight you must murder in plain sight.

To do this you must find the poisoned black lily

somewhere in the castle.

You must find this deadly flower,

rub your hands with the poisoned pollen

and touch the face of the faithful you want to murder.

The poison is slow acting.

The murdered faithful will not die tonight.

You must do this before the night is over.

Oh, God.

I don't know how we're going to do this!

How am I going to touch someone's face?

I don't like physical touch at the best of times.

It's going to look so weird if I go up to somebody

and grab their face.

It's going to have to be Alan.

This really has just thrown the cat amongst the pigeons.

I was having such a lovely night.

Oh, Traitors!

What are you like?

You were incredibly young when you started to become

well-known as a diver.

You were the best-known diver in Britain when you were 12,

I believe.

I just always kind of had the, like, I don't know,

very competitive...

We'll remember this for the game, by the way.

Mm.

Poison black lily.

I've seen a black lily in the bar.

But you don't...

Oh, it's Alan.

Hello, Alan.

Oh, God!

Having sweets available all the time is...

That's why we've come in here, we're just doing shots.

Shots.

I'm a little bit frightened

that we're having a murder in plain sight

this early in the game, and the castle is so packed with people.

I haven't been going around touching people's faces,

so it might seem unusual, it might be noticeable.

Oh, look at this!

What are we going to do?

No, because I can't.

You love making drinks, don't you?

I love it.

Alan, bless him, has got a very loud speaking voice.

He was talking to me whilst in the room with other

people about the mission, and I was thinking,

"Alan, shut up."

Ooh.

Oh!

- Am I talking a bit loud? - Mm-hmm.

Okay.

So there are five shields in play, yeah?

'Cause Charlotte gave hers up.

Immediately.

Yeah.

Not even a question.

Literally, the second we got stuck, she was like...

Shall I cut you up a lemon?

Yeah, go on, then.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Oh, God.

My heart's going pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter.

Oh, no.

I wasn't expecting it to be this tough.

Do you want to go to the kitchen?

Yeah. Do you know what?

I might actually have a cup of tea.

Anyone want a cup of tea?

No. No, rosé.

You drank it all.

I'm going to have another cuppa.

I mean, but the thing is, though,

we've got no evidence, right?

This is just supposition.

So, you know, we've just got to play by ear.

The only safety is the fact that we've got shields.

Oh, yeah, we've all got shields.

Okay, so, yeah, we are safe tonight.

That's good.

I'm making a brew 'cause we're out of rosé.

Lovely. Get a lovely brew.

It's much harder to get a moment on your own.

It's much harder to do anything without being observed.

I got the chance to talk to my fellow Traitors very briefly

in the kitchen which was quite terrifying.

What? Quick, quick, quick.

Okay, I think the best person to do it,

and I'm not talking about us, is you.

I think you could touch someone's face

without it being scary.

We were whispering, so that's kind of a bit of a giveaway

if someone walks in a room

and there are three people whispering.

You immediately think, "Traitors"

We should, by the way, talk a bit louder.

But I think...

I know where it is.

Oh, great.

'Cause I've seen it, it's opposite the bar.

And if we were to know about that, who would be a face?

I'm just thinking it's got to be a woman, and I go,

"You've got something on your face." Yeah.

All right.

Shall we leave you to it?

Gotta get everyone out that bar.

Shall we cover you and get some air?

We thought Alan was the best person to do it,

'cause I think he genuinely was.

Right, okay. We can do this, Alan.

I then realized that he had to go into a room, not be observed,

doing something quite odd,

rubbing his fingers against a flower.

Oh, God, please!

So I thought I'd make it as easy for him as possible.

Shall we go outside?

Let's go and get some air outside.

Sounds good.

I'm just going to touch anyone's face.

I keep walking around.

Let's go make dessert!

Yeah, yeah!

Did Jonathan go out already?

I don't know.

I lifted the bell jar off of the flower.

I'm just worried that Alan has enough time

to still pull this off.

It's all up to him now.

Today was really good.

It was really good.

It felt like...

We really don't want to go, though.

No, I don't want to go.

Ruth, I don't know if you're a Traitor,

but that is psychopathic, what you're doing.

Yeah, why would you...?

No, I'm making a dessert plate for everyone.

I'm being nice.

Everyone's going outside.

I'm going to go outside with the fire pit.

Alan's so nervous, I didn't know whether he

would be able to do it.

But I think we'll be able to do it,

as long as Alan doesn't slip up.

If you could choose an animal to sort of symbolize

your personal ambition, what would you choose?

Monkey.

That's a good one, yes. That would suit you.

Very good.

I can't believe they've left me to it.

I have people that I want to kill.

But it's not going to be easy.

It's the touching the face that is the problem.

How the hell am I going to do this?

What am I going to do?!

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