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[opening theme music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

- Oh. What's up with him? - [snoring]

Oh, Gumball trained himself to sleep while getting ready,

eat breakfast, and ride the school bus,

so he can get a bit of extra sleep.

Oh. Impressive.

Yeah, but he still wakes up like he's in bed.

[school bell rings]

[yawns]

Huh? Ah! [thuds and grunts]

Okay, well, that's weird.

I'll see you guys inside.

Okay, Tobias. Bye.

Ugh.

Hey, Idaho, come on, buddy. The bell just rang.

Yeah, no, I'm not going to school anymore.

Wait. You got expelled?

What's the secret? I've been trying for years.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I didn't get expelled.

Look, I sprouted.

This flavor-saver means I'm a man now.

And it's only a matter of time

before I'm shriveled, wrinkled, and green,

so I gotta get out and start living an adult life.

Wow, you're an adult now?

You can sue people, open a savings account,

move to the big city, work in an ice rink

where you meet the love of your life.

But she lost her memory

and is actually a government spy.

But true love wins, and you both escape,

live off the grid, raise a barn, get married.

And she has a bunch of sisters,

and you marry them too,

because they need a place to stay

and may or may not have psychic powers.

Oh! You could go to the dentist.

Alone!

Oh. And you can mess with the TV settings.

[system trilling]

[yells] Yeah, I guess it's pretty great!

Wish me luck!

[both yell] Good luck!

- [grunting loudly] - [loud rumbling]

Oh, man! Guess us kids just have to go to school!

Yeah!

[loud rumbling]

[system clinking]

- [school bell rings] - [groaning in pain]

- Wait. Idaho? - What happened?

- [somber music playing] - Man, it's rough out there.

I had no one to ask for advice.

I... I don't think you make friends

as an adult.

Hey there. What's your name?

I don't work here.

- [church bell tolling] - [bird cawing]

I don't know if I have what it takes to be an adult.

My family thinks I'm a man now,

but I don't think I'm ready.

Are you kidding?

Oh, wait, no. Are you adulting?

It rules to be an adult.

Come on, we'll show you.

Wait. Isn't two kids going around town

trying to teach a grown man how to be an adult

kind of weird?

No. Why?

[sighs] Ah. The blissful ignorance of youth.

[intriguing music playing]

The Rending of Flesh V:

Scorched In Fire.

Whoo! Maybe it's about cooking!

Wow. You look just like the real deal.

[Darwin] Thanks, Idaho.

[clears throat]

[imitates adult voice] Hello there.

I would like one grown-up ticket

for your most grown-up movie, please, my good sir.

Cousin Jeb? [laughs]

Uh, yes?

How you doing, buddy? It's been years.

Oh, but nice try. I know you're only 14.

- [chuckles] You nearly got me. - [groans]

Ha. Classic cousin Jeb.

Hey. Oh, okay. See you later, Jeb.

Uh, see you at Christmas. Yeah? Jeb? See you at Chris...

You... you know, we don't have much family left.

[giggles]

- [thudding] - Jeb. Jeb. Jeb!

Oh, well, I guess we'll do something else then.

[Darwin] No way, dude.

You should still totally go in.

[in normal voice] Yeah.

Enjoy your first movie as a grown-up.

- All right, then. - [intriguing music playing]

I... I guess I'm going in.

- Yeah. - Ha-ha.

Aw, love you, Jeb.

Bye, kid.

- [exhales] - [rattles]

[doorbell rings on screen]

[man on screen] Oh, that will be the pizza.

- [sighs] - [doorknob rattles]

Wait, you're not the pizza man.

- [exclaims and screams] - [people screaming on screen]

- [slurping] - [groaning in pain]

- Hey, how did it go? - [groaning]

You feel like a real grown-up now?

Well, I... I feel like I aged 20 years.

Amazing. Come on.

We've got a great idea of what to do next.

- Hiyah! - [galloping]

- [chomping] - [Yuki] Why you don't listen?

Hello. I'm an adult,

and I would like a credit card.

- [machine whirs] - Here you go.

- [giggles] - Hmm? That's it?

Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

Don't you need to, like, check he can afford it?

And that he understands

the kind of debt he could get into?

Oh, not at all. In fact, you want another?

Pick a card, any card. What about you guys?

I'm gonna assume you're grown-ups

unless you tell me otherwise.

Credit card? [giggling maniacally]

- Hey, give me your wallet. - Ahhh!

Take these credit cards.

This one gives you extra rewards.

[groans] It's here, take it.

Wait. Sal, you work here?

Go back to crime. Have some self-respect.

You're right. I'm ashamed.

Crime just doesn't pay as much as being criminal.

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

[intriguing music playing]

- [groaning] - [humming]

[screams and splats]

Okay, so things haven't been working out quite right.

But trust me, being an adult is like being a superhero.

You get chosen by destiny to abandon everything

and devote your life to dispensing justice.

Or you can legally change your name.

But I like my name.

Don't squander the gifts

adulthood has given you, Jeremy.

Hello, sir. Uh, just that today?

Yes, please.

That'll be $999.99.

Mmm-hmm.

Whoa. Look at you, Idaho.

- Now you're an adult. - [card machine beeps]

Uh, I'm sorry.

It's been declined.

Embarrassing social humiliation.

Now you're an adult.

Well, what do I do?

Do what the rest of us do in adult life.

Get a job and hope that life lasts until retirement.

[laughs and sobs]

Sorry, we're not hiring at the moment.

But it says, "Help needed."

Yes, but it also says, "Experience needed."

Huh. Well, where can I get a job

to give me experience?

Nowhere will give you a job without experience.

- [grunts] - Then how does anyone

- get experience? - [panting]

- Well, what you could do is-- - [phone ringing]

- [indistinct chatter on phone] - Oh, Mr. Bilderburger.

[chuckles nervously] Hello, boss.

Yeah, yes, of course, your nephew can work here.

[door creaks]

[mumbling and coughing]

But wait, isn't this like nepotism?

Larry, you're not legally permitted

to respond to that comment.

Yes, Mr. Manager.

Also you're taking a pay cut,

because I need a cut of your pay.

[groaning angrily]

I can offer you an internship where you work for free

for an indefinite amount of time.

And if you do that work well, we might pay you one day.

Well, I guess I have no choice.

Otherwise, I'll never afford an apartment.

Oh, you're without a home.

I'm afraid we can't hire someone without a fixed abode.

But then how is anyone supposed to get an apartment?

- [groaning] - [rumbling]

[Idaho] Come on. Okay, this way.

[intriguing music playing]

[thudding]

Hello. I'm looking to get my first apartment.

Could you help me with that?

Oh, of course I could.

- Let me just check. - [all gasp happily]

- [keyboard clacking] - Type, type, type, type.

Yep. Housing crisis still going on.

Sorry, we don't have anything.

Huh? What about those? They look empty.

Oh, those are luxury apartments for rich people,

and I don't think that's you.

[groaning angrily]

[slams]

Welcome to your new,

"temporary, don't tell anyone how we got in" home.

Okay, dude, you can let go now.

[thudding]

I guess I could hide out here

until I can afford my own apartment.

Yeah. Hideout, sweet hideout.

Yeah. [giggles]

It does actually feel kind of nice

to have somewhere to call home.

[door clatters]

[whooshing]

[all panting]

What the what are these?

Bills, late bills,

a bill from your late uncle Bill,

register for doctor, register for dentist,

register for registering.

I guess home is where the heart attack is.

- [solemn music playing] - I can't pay for any of that.

What am I gonna do?

Just do what I do

in most serious situations that should require

a trained professional's advice.

Look it up on your phone.

Okay, maybe start with your resume.

- [door clatters] - [grunts]

Oh, no. Phone bill.

- [whooshes] - Huh?

Okay, we'll use my phone.

[tapping]

- [somber music playing] - [whimpers]

[Darwin] I'm sorry, Idaho.

Maybe we are wrong about being an adult.

- [gasps] - What?

Dude, look at the most searched terms.

[Idaho] "Resume what is"?

"How to resume"?

[Gumball] "Pronounced res-yoom or re-zoo-may?"

"Resume how please?"

Do you know what this means?

I've been pronouncing "res-yoom" wrong

this whole time?

No. Adults don't know what they're doing either.

They're all faking it. They're just old kids. Look.

"Have headache, will I explode?"

"Where is taxes on map?"

- Hmm? - Huh? [gasps]

Business, business. Contract of money?

Look at them.

They're all just making their best guesses at life.

Just like us.

- [lilting music playing] - [groans]

[wailing]

Yes, of course. Yes, but...

[mumbling]

- Just like kids. - [cheerful music playing]

- ♪ You just get old ♪ - [crying]

♪ You don't get wise ♪

[indistinct chatter]

♪ From 18 to 100 ♪

♪ It's all lies ♪

♪ They don't know more ♪

- ♪ Maybe less ♪ - [crashes]

♪ Every adult Is a total mess ♪

[Darwin] ♪ They broker deals And invest in stocks ♪

♪ But most can't even Match their socks ♪

♪ They put on suits To feel like pros ♪

♪ And act like They don't pick their nose ♪

[both] ♪ Just because You grow more ♪

♪ That don't mean You know more ♪

[Gumball] ♪ Now that you're A grown-up ♪

[Gumball and Darwin] ♪ It'll bring the things ♪

♪ You've known of ♪

[both exclaiming]

- [police siren blaring] - [Gumball] ♪ Being an adult ♪

♪ Means having to hide ♪

[officer] Check it out.

- [giggles] - ♪ All of your emotions ♪

♪ When you'll cry inside ♪

♪ Some look like They got it figured out ♪

♪ But no one's perfect Have no doubt ♪

[crying]

♪ They walk around In shirts with collars ♪

How can I borrow $200?

[Gumball] ♪ Grown-ups Know it all ♪

- [all wailing] - ♪ That's a joke ♪

♪ They just become More like kids ♪

♪ And then croak ♪

[both] ♪ Just because You grow more ♪

♪ That don't mean You no more ♪

♪ Now that you're a grown-up ♪

♪ It'll bring the things You've known of ♪

[both vocalizing]

- [cheerful music playing] - So, if adults are learning

their whole lives...

Then you might as well do it in school.

And also, dude,

you can, like, shave that thing off if you want,

so I got you one of these.

Hmm.

How do I look?

[both] Uh...

[closing theme music playing]