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Serena, love of my life, will you mom meet Serena? I am

so excited to be a part of this family.

I don't think we're going to be okay. We just met and she already hates my dad.

I hate it all. I hate one person.

Are you that good in bed?

Hey, Serena, the photographer says he's ready for you.

You can't be serious.

You cannot be serious.

Oh, did you want to wish me a happy Mother's Day? Because I'm feeling very

right now. Where is your bridesmaid's dress?

Oh, honey, I'm not much of a peach person, but I do like...

Damn good and white.

You take off that dress right now or I'll take it off for you.

Don't tell me what to do.

You did not just push me.

You keep your hands off me, you two -bit tramp.

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

You do not slap somebody and then apologize.

Gross and bald and fight like a woman!

No! No!

You jump!

You take all my time! You can't!

Stop!

Just stop!

Is this going to be me and you every day for the rest of our lives?

What are you blathering about?

Just be arguing and doing the same thing forever.

You know what?

I don't have to marry Oliver because we love each other.

And you're never going to allow that, are you?

You're just going to stay bitter and angry and I don't think I can handle

Oh God.

What am I about to do?

The wedding's off.

You really fucked up this time, didn't you?

Whoa, honey, honey, honey. Don't come in here. It's bad luck.

It doesn't matter anymore.

Honey, what's wrong?

Oliver.

I love you so much.

And I love you too, Serena.

It's your mom.

I know you love her, but I don't think I can do this.

Oliver!

Serena! Mom?

I approve of this wedding.

I did some thinking, and of course I was furious at first. You bring

home some Random girl, one I've never met. It was a bit of a shock.

And one that's so different from me.

I thought I knew you.

But this proved to me that my Oliver had done some growing

up without me.

to the face and I thought, this is it.

You're replacing me.

I can never replace you, Mom. And I know that now.

Have my blessing.

And didn't you say that we're your two -way to thug? Yes, of course.

of this truth by all making love right now.

Okay.

I think I can accept those terms.

Honey, are you sure?

You don't think this is weird?

I mean, you're definitely a mama's boy, but through sickness and in health,

I'm willing to do anything for you.

Well,

let's go make it official.

Do you think we have time?

Right now?

Oh, come on and give Mumsy a kiss.

I'm going to give you the best pre

-wedding present Mumsy can give you.

It's like a bachelorette party.

And a bridal shower.

All rolled into one.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Can you guess who's who?

Your new wife is I can't do but oh she's so This

is

actually pretty hot

You can't get cold feet now.

I don't taste any pussy on his hand.

You should change that.

Let me get this dick wet first.

Mmm. Mmm.

Yeah, suck on mommy's business

Smudging your big fucking tits.

You better get used to being smothered, Serena.

Now flip around and then eat that pussy.

Call me Mumsy.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. So this is what you two do for fun?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's so pretty.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This is so good. I can see why you wanted to hang on to him.

I know.

I don't know if I can hold it. Oh, no.

Oh, no. I'm going to kill it. It's mommy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh,

God. Oh, there's some more. Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

I couldn't help it.

Should I clean up the mess?

That's what mommies do.

Yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

there we go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Help

me

put it back in, darling.

A very messy family.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Come on bouquet.

Welcome to the family, darling.

Thank you for your blessing.

It was my pleasure.