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Serena, love of my life, will you mom
meet Serena? I am
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so excited to be a part of this family.
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I don't think we're going to be okay. We
just met and she already hates my dad.
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I hate it all. I hate one person.
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Are you that good in bed?
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Hey, Serena, the photographer says he's
ready for you.
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You can't be serious.
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You cannot be serious.
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Oh, did you want to wish me a happy
Mother's Day? Because I'm feeling very
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right now. Where is your bridesmaid's
dress?
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Oh, honey, I'm not much of a peach
person, but I do like...
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Damn good and white.
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You take off that dress right now or
I'll take it off for you.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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You did not just push me.
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You keep your hands off me, you two -bit
tramp.
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I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
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You do not slap somebody and then
apologize.
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Gross and bald and fight like a woman!
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No! No!
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You jump!
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You take all my time! You can't!
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Stop!
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Just stop!
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Is this going to be me and you every day
for the rest of our lives?
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What are you blathering about?
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Just be arguing and doing the same thing
forever.
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You know what?
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I don't have to marry Oliver because we
love each other.
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And you're never going to allow that,
are you?
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You're just going to stay bitter and
angry and I don't think I can handle
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Oh God.
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What am I about to do?
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The wedding's off.
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You really fucked up this time, didn't
you?
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Whoa, honey, honey, honey. Don't come in
here. It's bad luck.
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It doesn't matter anymore.
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Honey, what's wrong?
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Oliver.
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I love you so much.
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And I love you too, Serena.
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It's your mom.
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I know you love her, but I don't think I
can do this.
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Oliver!
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Serena! Mom?
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I approve of this wedding.
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I did some thinking, and of course I was
furious at first. You bring
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home some Random girl, one I've never
met. It was a bit of a shock.
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And one that's so different from me.
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I thought I knew you.
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But this proved to me that my Oliver had
done some growing
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up without me.
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to the face and I thought, this is it.
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You're replacing me.
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I can never replace you, Mom. And I know
that now.
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Have my blessing.
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And didn't you say that we're your two
-way to thug? Yes, of course.
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of this truth by all making love right
now.
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Okay.
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I think I can accept those terms.
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Honey, are you sure?
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You don't think this is weird?
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I mean, you're definitely a mama's boy,
but through sickness and in health,
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I'm willing to do anything for you.
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Well,
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let's go make it official.
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Do you think we have time?
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Right now?
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Oh, come on and give Mumsy a kiss.
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I'm going to give you the best pre
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-wedding present Mumsy can give you.
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It's like a bachelorette party.
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And a bridal shower.
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All rolled into one.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Can you guess who's who?
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Your new wife is I can't do but oh she's
so This
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is
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actually pretty hot
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You can't get cold feet now.
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I don't taste any pussy on his hand.
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You should change that.
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Let me get this dick wet first.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Yeah, suck on mommy's business
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Smudging your big fucking tits.
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You better get used to being smothered,
Serena.
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Now flip around and then eat that pussy.
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Call me Mumsy.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yes. So this is what you two do for fun?
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, that's so pretty.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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This is so good. I can see why you
wanted to hang on to him.
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I know.
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I don't know if I can hold it. Oh, no.
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Oh, no. I'm going to kill it. It's
mommy.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh.
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Oh,
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God. Oh, there's some more. Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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I couldn't help it.
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Should I clean up the mess?
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That's what mommies do.
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh,
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there we go.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Help
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me
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put it back in, darling.
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A very messy family.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Come on bouquet.
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Welcome to the family, darling.
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Thank you for your blessing.
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It was my pleasure.
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