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Whoa.

I hate this song.

Fuck me now. Fuck me.

Come on.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Fantastic. Oh, wow.

Oh, good. Lick it. Lick it. Oh, yes. Oh, come on, baby.

That's it.

Oh, yeah. Come on.

Lick it. Lick it.

Fuck me now.

Saturday. I know, but you know how these divorce cases are.

Yeah.

Actually, what with the divorce rates going up all the time.

Guess you should be thankful for all those fees.

Maybe so.

But I'll never take the man's side, that's for sure.

Why? Two good reasons.

One, you never win in court.

And? And you never get laid as part of the fee.

Something's been bugging you all morning.

Now, come on, tell me, what is it?

I have a letter from Blue.

Oh?

Coming back to the States.

What for?

He wants to see his daughter.

Patricia?

He's making the trip specially all the way from Japan.

Dwayne, I'm worried.

Oh, he is her real father.

You're a lawyer.

Stop him.

Despite what they say about lawyers, we don't know everything.

We only pretend to.

If you knew him as I do, you'd understand.

Well, I know all I want to know. You left him 15 years ago.

Period.

Because he was a cruel sort of man.

God, he was always lecturing me.

Royal pain he was. He drove me mad.

Not everybody thinks the way we do, Wanda.

Sure, I dig this group sex scene.

Almost anything, just like you do.

That's why we've lasted these seven years.

But to most people, we're just plain weird.

Maybe so.

But at least they don't bother us.

Bruce is a different matter.

When he gets started, there's no stopping him.

I'm worried.

Well, stop worrying, will you, please?

What if we find out about Tricia?

Well, we'll send her to the campfire, girls.

Dwayne, not a joking matter.

I'll give you credit for talking up to Professor Manley that way. Oh, he's such

a pain.

Young people, what we are witnessing is the decline of the very moral structure

of our American society.

Balls.

What a hypocrite. He's been breaking his neck trying to see at my dress ever

since I admitted in class sometimes I don't wear panties.

Just go so far and then I get up high.

There's a cure. We're having a party tonight.

Come on over.

Not after what you told me about your mother's body.

I'm sorry, Trisha.

I didn't mean that the way it sounded.

I mean, I'm not judging, really.

Forget it.

You have to get right home?

No, not right away.

wine that drinks.

Let's go down to the patio. We can get a good view.

Hey, look, we're getting started.

Louise is dancing.

Dancing? Why is she dancing?

She always does.

Ever since she saw Salome on TV, she thinks she's Rita Hayworth.

Should I walk you home?

Oh, that's all right. You don't have to.

We're having another party next week.

Sunday. It's going to be a barbecue.

Are you coming? There's going to be some good swinging going on.

No.

I wouldn't miss it for anything.

Now you're talking.

Flight 841 is now arriving at gate 3.

Please report to the agent at the head of the lounge, please.

Thank you.

me after all these years.

I'm flattered.

You got my letter, didn't you?

I did.

Frankly, I don't think you have the right to ask to see Tricia after all

years.

All right. Okay. All right.

Look, suppose, uh, suppose you meet me at a cocktail lounge near where I'll be

staying. We can talk about it then, okay?

All right.

Wait a second.

Mom, where's my red blouse?

Not now, Tricia.

Is that Tricia there?

Is Tricia there? Let me speak to her.

Mom? Come on, Wanda, put her on. Not now, I said.

Well, for Christ's sake now, why didn't you let me talk to Tricia?

Look, I said I'll meet you, but I might as well warn you right now.

I'm not going to even let you see Tricia.

Yes, Roberto's. I know the place.

You got my address?

All right.

Okay.

See you in about a half an hour.

I'll drive. It's faster.

What's it all about? I don't know, but I don't like the way Mom was acting.

Did you see her? No.

That's a crap room.

You look

good,

Wanda. Very good.

Give me a minute.

I want Tricia.

No.

Look, Wanda, I don't want to have any trouble with you.

I'm not giving you any yet.

You won't.

I found a girl in Japan. I'm going to marry her.

Poor thing.

I wonder if she realizes how tepid her sex life is going to be.

Cut it out, you bitch.

You've been needling me ever since I came in here, and I'm sick of it. Keep

down.

Don't give me any more of your lip. I had enough of it from you when I was

married to you.

I guess you think I had an easy time.

A lot easier than I did.

I was the one who stayed home at night wondering when the hell you'd stop

screwing around.

Couldn't stand it and you knew it. You should never have married me.

You were 17.

How the hell was I supposed to know what you were?

You and your goddamn pleasure principle.

You liked it when I first told you about it.

Sure. I thought you were going to apply it to one man, not the whole Russian

army.

All you had to do was try and understand and go along with it.

We'd still be together today if you had.

Oh, come on, Wanda. Nobody really goes along with something like that.

Not even your Dwayne you're married to, I'll bet.

Bruce, stop trying to think that everybody's like you.

Dwayne was on to that scene years before he ever met me.

Look, frankly, I don't... give a damn what you and that guy do.

Actually, I'm glad it'll make it a little easier for me to get Tricia.

I'd rather see her dead first.

I have a strong feeling that with a little careful investigation into you

your hubby's backgrounds, I'm going to have very little trouble getting her

legally or illegally.

Dwayne's a lawyer.

He'll stop you.

Oh, yeah, you make a great pair.

Can't you just see a judge awarding you?

Station in Japan.

Use your head, Wanda.

Go ahead and cry.

Are you any good?

I've got you.

Oops.

It would be hell for Trisha living with somebody like you.

You'd just kill her.

if she is, she'll change.

I'll see to that.

If necessary, it'll be my pleasure to break her rather than see her turn out

like you.

Bastard.

You want revenge.

You're out to get me, not her.

Talking's finished.

We'll see who the court decides in favor of, me or you.

I warned you.

Just for that, I'm going to pay a visit to Tricia myself.

She slapped him.

She's crying.

Quick, let's get in the car. Here he comes.

Okay,

let's forget it.

I'm sorry.

Come on, baby. What's up?

I saw Bruce today.

I have to figure it out.

He wants Tricia.

What are our chances?

Does he intend to take her to court?

Mm -hmm.

I won't lie to you, honey.

It's very bad.

Why? For Christ's sakes.

Because we're different. That's why.

Look, I knew one judge who blew his court stenographer almost every day and

that same day he'd sentence a guy to three months on a sodomy charge.

Why?

Who knows why? That's just the way things are.

Look, any decent lawyer, he'll dig up anything he can find and we've had it.

tell her yet?

Not yet.

Boy, what a mess.

Well, if Tricia and I aren't worth a little mess, maybe we could leave.

Baby, you know how I feel about the both of you. Come on.

I'm sorry.

I'm scared.

Look, we'll talk to her when she comes in, okay?

Okay. Hey, I'll figure something out.

What about it?

We can't put it off any further. You have to tell her.

All right.

I guess we must.

Tricia!

What's up?

Can you come up here, please?

Too horrible. I know, but you have to tell her now.

What are we going to do? Well, you just can't put it off any further now.

Off? Just tell her.

What's the matter?

I got a phone call yesterday.

Oh, yeah?

You know that Dwayne is really only your stepfather.

Well, you never kept it a secret.

That's true, but your real father's come back.

He threatened to take you away from us. My real father?

Yes.

I got a phone call from him yesterday.

You're kidding.

You've got to be kidding. No, dear.

I met with him yesterday, and we talked.

He's threatened to take you away from us. Why are you laughing?

Didn't you hear what she said? He's come to take you away from us.

Oh, no, Mother.

You don't understand.

My God, Dwayne, my baby's gone crazy.

She's insane.

Mother, I have a feeling that everything's going to be all right.

I don't get it. We thought you'd be sorry.

Won't she only want to get Pam?

Oh, she'll be here soon.

How's everything, Marty?

Oh, very nice. I want a hamburger.

Oh, they'll be ready soon.

Honey, I'm so thirsty. Please make me a drink. Hey, we've got company.

Bruce! Oh, Bruce, let me introduce you to my husband, Dwayne Carmichael.

Hello.

Where's Tricia?

Hey, Wanda, who's your friend?

Oh, Bruce, let me introduce you to someone like Bruce.

Everybody, this is Bruce.

Friends like this.

Here, have a hamburger.

Maybe this way you'll have something else in your mouth besides garbage.

Son of a bitch.

Oh,

Tricia. My father.

Well, hello, Daddy.

Hey, look, Pammy, this is my own sweet Daddy. He wants to take me away with

What's the matter? He's so glad to see me. Is that a loss for words?

Now, come on, Daddy.

Let's you and me and Tammy go in the living room and have a little talk, huh?

Yes, inside.

Come inside.

What the hell's going on?

Tricia?

Tricia, I didn't know.

Well, to tell you the truth, Daddy, neither did I when I followed you.

You see, Daddy... Stop calling me Daddy like that.

Okay, then.

Father.

I followed my mother that day.

And then after you'd left her, we followed you.

What's it all about? I don't know, but I don't like the way Mom was acting.

This was you.

I don't know.

Something going on between him and my mother.

What are you going to do?

Cut him off. Hang on.

Oh, what the hell's the matter with you kids? Are you crazy or something?

Oh, I'm so sorry, really.

We're not kids. What did you say?

Well, somebody could have gotten hurt, you know.

Besides, you're just such pretty girls.

Well, you see, we're having engine trouble with our car.

Is your car okay? Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. It's rented.

Hey, could you give us a ride?

My friend's a little freaky, but, you know, she's okay.

Sure. Where do you want to go?

We can just ride around for a while.

Come on, Pat. All right.

You come from around here?

No. I just flew in from Japan.

Oh.

Is it true what they say about Japanese women?

What's that?

You know, that they're better able to please a man.

No, that's not necessarily true, you know.

Actually, I prefer young girls.

The younger, the better.

How did you find a place to park? And I'll show you what a young girl can

do.

Oh, it's something I like to do often this week.

You fit me. Oh. Come on.

You know, Pammy here is only 17, you know. Now, wouldn't you be in trouble if

went to the police? She's a minor.

What are you saying?

You wouldn't do that?

Not if you go back to Japan and leave us alone.

We're good.

Oh, we cut out the mournful look.

I really like my life the way it is.

Besides, when you come right down to it, we're all a little freaky, aren't we?

I'll go now.

I wish I'd never come here. I'll never forget this. I know. You'll have the

scars to remember it.

Trisha, how could you? You're my father. What father?

I never even saw him until yesterday.

Where's Bruce?

On his way home. And he won't bother us again.

Just like that?

Oh, not just like that.

I simply reasoned with him.

He won't be back.

That's impossible.

I was married to him for three years and never once... was I able to reason with

him. Well, Mother, let's just say I have a better mouthpiece than you.

Wait, I'll get the others.

No.

You know, Wanda, now I know we were right in sending Tricia to college.

She's going to make a good teacher.