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Hi, Grandpa.

You feel like losing another hand?

We'll see.

You haven't had much luck yet.

I know.

It's kind of quiet around here, isn't it?

I know, it's nice. No trick -or -treaters yet, which is even better.

Well, they'll be here.

Soon, I'm sure.

I'm sure. Soon enough.

I think that's what she's doing now, getting candy.

You finally gave me a bum hand, huh?

Oh, good.

This might be the end of my winning streak.

Maybe not.

Maybe, because I don't... This is not bad at all for me.

All right.

Okay.

Nice. There we go. That's what I'm talking about.

I can do something here.

All right.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm going to do it.

All right.

Okay.

Good.

What are you guys doing?

Hey, Sweet Pea. How's my little angel doing today?

Hi. I'm bored.

You're bored?

Mm -hmm. It's Halloween. Why aren't you out with your friends? Serena's

grounded.

Grounded? Yeah, there is this party I was supposed to go to tonight.

But I'm stuck here.

Oh, that's terrible. You should be out with your friends, don't you?

Come on. Isn't there anything I can do to convince you?

No. If I let you go,

your mother would be livid with me.

Come on, stepdad. I'm going to be the only one stuck in the house on

You should have thought about that before.

Oh, my God.

You know what? I'm just going to my room.

Don't you think you're being a bit hard on her?

Look, if I let her go, her mother's going to kill me.

Yeah, but she's young. She should be out having fun.

Well, that's part of the problem.

We found her at a boy's house the other night, and we had to go get her.

Well, you know, sounds to me like all she needs is maybe a smack on the tush.

Yeah.

Come on, she's got a nice tush. I'm sure you've noticed.

No, I'm sorry. I'm her stepdad. I've never looked.

Hmm. Well, tell you what.

Why don't you let me have a talk with her?

Millennials love me.

Okay?

She's Gen Z. See, you don't even know what you're talking about.

Come on. All I'm saying is let me have a conversation with her.

I'm sure I can straighten this all out.

I guarantee you we'll have any problems out of her after I spend 20 minutes

talking to her.

I know I'm going to regret this, but sure, have at it.

Hello?

Hey, what's up?

I'm not doing much.

Just sitting in my room.

Wait, that's tonight?

Are you kidding me?

I'm grounded right now.

You're telling me the biggest Halloween party is tonight.

Oh, my God.

I mean, no, there's no way I'm going to convince my mom.

Yeah, she's the one who grounded me.

Well, I know I have to go.

I mean, yeah, I know, I know.

stepdad and step grandpa they're downstairs like i don't know my mom's

maybe i can work some magic on them okay i'll let you

know okay bye

Where do you think you're going, lady?

Nowhere. I was just fixing the wine.

Okay,

whatever. You caught me.

Come here, sleepy.

Tell Grandpa what's going on. What are you doing?

I just want to go to the party.

I understand. I remember being your age and going to parties and...

And having a lot of fun and being with all your friends, especially at the

Halloween party.

Especially fun.

And you're right, you should be out there enjoying yourself. You're only

to be young once, okay, sweetheart?

So it's important that you get out and you do these things.

I'll tell you what.

Is there a boy or something that you want to see at this party? Is that

going on?

Maybe.

Oh, there is a boy.

Does he know you like him?

Yeah, I guess so.

Well, how does he know? Have you two, you know...

Grandpa?

No, I'm just asking, you know. I'm just asking just so I better understand

what's going on.

What's going on? What are you thinking?

I don't want to tell you.

Oh, well, I'll tell you what.

I'll make a deal with you.

You show Grandpa what you've done with this boy, and I'll cover for you so you

can sneak out and go to your property for a bit.

How's that sound?

I mean, you know, just, we've done, like... Oh,

honey, Grandpa meant...

Show him what you've done.

Kathy, come on.

Really? Well, come on. It's just us.

It'll be our little secret.

Come on, sweet pea. What do you say?

You'll cover for me?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, you won't have to worry about him at all.

Oh, I do really want to go.

I bet you do.

That is nice.

I

haven't

done this much.

Oh, you're doing great, honey.

You're pretty good at that.

Sure you haven't done it too much?

Not too much.

That's all.

Let's repeat after your song.

you're going to cover for me? Oh, I wouldn't break a promise to you, Angel.

You know that.

Oh, you just... Oh.

If you just trust Grandpa, okay?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that feels so good, sweetie.

Oh,

that's good.

That's good.

Oh, you're getting closer, sweetie.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yes, sweetie, that feels good.

Oh, I just like that.

Dad.

Serena.

My wife's going to kill me.

Don't do so.

Son, get in here.

Come on.

Listen. Your wife and you are siphoning this girl.

Okay? She's only going to be young once.

All right?

And do you want to learn at home or do you want out there getting street dick?

Well, I mean, I guess you've got a point.

I mean, Daddy, he's right.

I have a lot of things to learn and a lot of questions.

See?

You know, I bet you a young girl like her could teach a couple old dogs like

new tricks.

What do you say?

Maybe.

Yeah.

Come on over here.

All right.

Why don't you give your stepdad some love there?

Wow.

Wow.

You went pretty good at this.

Thanks, Daddy.

Hope you at least learned something from sneaking out all this time.

Wow. She's something else, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Wow.

Wow. You like it too, don't you?

used to do.

The bell.

Yeah.

Are you telling me?

I think she likes it. I think she does too.

What?

Excellent.

Did your dad have a shot of that?

Oh, that's good.

That's good.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

That's good.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

You might be right.

I hope so.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're in the right spot.

I'm not going to say anything to your mother about this.

I'm not going to say anything to your mother, are you?

I want a little Halloween costume to get

ruined before your party.

Is that what that is?

Uh -huh.

I was wondering.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

exactly.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Just like that. Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Like, seeing me like this? Oh, like watching you, sweetie.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

She's satisfied.

Maybe I'll have to ground her more often.

You have to let me out at some point.

Oh, God.

What's that?

Take it deep.

Very good.

Come here.

Come on.

Come on.

Let me jump over there. You stay right there.

Am I a good whore, Grandpa?

Oh, I wouldn't call you a whore.

I'd call you a good girl.

I like that.

Come down here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, that's it. Oh, fuck you.

You're going to link your granddad's car, aren't you?

Yeah, she is.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Hmm.

I love you.

Thank you.

That's a bit of a sweepy, huh?

That's my little angel.

Oh, my head's just giving out.

How do I look?

You look great.

You ready for more?

Yeah.

your costume doesn't require a Fu Manchu.

So I can go out?

Well, son, I kind of made a deal with her.

I hate to break a deal.

Well, happy Halloween.

I guess I'll go get cleaned up and head out.

You don't have to use the window this time.

Whatever.