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Jeannie, you mind?

I do not mind at all, Master.

I could stare at you all day.

are moving in?

That's great, Jeannie.

Now, why in the world would two women be moving in together?

I don't know.

Maybe they're sisters.

I've never seen sisters kiss like that.

Lesbians are moving in next door!

Oh, hello, Jeannie.

Hi, Major Healy.

I just saw two girls make it out on the front lawn.

You know what this means?

No, Raj, I don't. But I'm sure you're going to tell me.

Means you're going to have to set me up with them.

Master, what are lesbians?

What are lesbians? Why, only God's greatest gift to mankind.

Jeannie, it's... Lesbians are women who like other women.

Women who like other women.

Well, I like women just fine.

Does that mean I'm a lesbian?

Not exactly. It's...

A different kind of like.

Different, what do you say, Downey?

Are you serious?

They're not going to like me. They're not going to like you. They're not going

to be into men. They're going to be into Jeannie.

Now I understand.

But why don't they like men?

They were born that way.

Just like you were born to Jeannie.

Like me?

Like you.

Maybe I'll have some friends around instead of waiting for my master to come

home every day.

Well, I don't care what you say. Are they two handsome astronauts like

ourselves? Have a chance with any lady, lesbian or not.

Whatever. Let's go. We gotta get back to base, Rog.

Goodbye, Jeannie.

Goodbye, Master.

Goodbye, Major Healy. Bye, Jeannie.

Oh, looks like they're all done moving in.

I gotta be so tired.

Oh. Oh, I guess they're not tired at all.

We have to be careful, though, when we're outside.

This is 1960s America, after all.

Well, we already got busted this morning by that army food guy. Now we're going

to his house for dinner.

I'm telling you, this neighborhood is kinky.

Hmm.

This neighborhood's kinky.

This is quite the fun time.

Don't just sit there.

Girls are so pretty.

How cute isn't she?

I

like

how you don't touch me.

Can you help me take this off?

Such pretty skin

Let me try.

Yeah.

I would love to.

today. That's because General Peterson's holding interviews for the new

secretary position.

Tony, what's wrong with you? You got lesbians moving next door. You got

and heels and little things walking around the hall.

And you're crunched on a bunch of numbers.

Rod, you know how it is. You know how Jeannie gets.

I mean, look, you know when she does her magic all for good, it's great and

everything, but what happens if she were to get jealous?

Uh -oh. You know how dangerous I could get.

Uh -oh.

Hello, Master.

Hi, Jeannie.

I have a surprise for you and Major Healy.

No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No surprises.

Hey, Jeannie.

What exactly is this for?

I want you two to look your best for dinner tonight with our new neighbors.

A lesbian?

Very safe.

Wait a minute, Jeannie, what did you do?

I didn't do anything, Master. They came over to introduce themselves.

So I answered the door, I said I was your housekeeper, and then I invited

over for dinner.

Jeannie, we've been over this a million times. You do not answer the door ever.

I'm sorry, Master.

I just thought they could be my new friends.

Cut the part, girl. Have some friends, Tony.

Okay, whatever.

Did I just see you wearing dinner clothes? No, sir, not at all.

Are you filming occasionally, sir?

Well, I thought I was, but now I'm not quite so sure.

I guess a therapy session sounds working after all. Is there anything I can help

you with today, sir?

Well, yes, Major Nelson. I'm afraid I'm going to have to postpone our afternoon

meeting. It's my wedding anniversary, and Amanda has something very special

planned for me.

I think I'll be leaving the base early and getting some flowers.

All right. Thank you, Colonel.

Thank you.

Are you sure I didn't see you wearing dinner suits?

I'm absolutely positive, sir. You did not see that.

You're a peculiar fellow, Major Nelson.

Very peculiar.

Thank you, sir.

Send in the next girl.

Have a seat, Miss... Rogers.

Denise Rogers.

Wow, Miss Rogers.

It says here you don't have any experience.

Well, I'm very eager to learn.

And never done shorthand?

Well, what good is shorthand?

For a big strapping man like yourself.

Ever done a spreadsheet before?

I'll do anything for this job.

Is this some sort of solicitation?

Do I have to type it out?

Rogers, you really want this job, don't you? I really want this job.

I want to show you how bad I like this job.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I love your big nasty cock.

General Peterson.

Oh General Peterson

Oh my god, yes

Fuck yes. Oh my god, fuck me.

Fuck yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah, that's fucking really good. Oh yeah.

Yes.

Fuck me hard.

Oh, God. Yes. Oh, fuck me.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, my God, give me your NASA cock.

Oh, give me that NASA cock.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck me. Oh, fuck me good.

Oh, General Peterson.

Oh, General Peterson.

Oh.

Fuck!

Just like this?

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, you know how to fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that feels so good.

Yes! Oh, perfect.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. You're in the fucking cup.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh, give me that cock.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

fuck. Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, that feels so fucking good.

Oh, smell my fucking pussy. That feels so fucking good.

me good.

Yeah. Fucking cock and my cunt.

Fuck my nasty cunt.

Amanda, I'm home.

I'm in the bedroom, Alfred.

You're late.

How many times do I tell you not to be late?

You expect me to take you serious?

Huh? Get over here. Look at that. Piece of shit hat.

What are you? Piece of shit? Huh?

Huh?

What? What?

You have nothing to say?

Nothing to say?

What? Huh?

What? Why are you late?

Why are you late?

I got flowers.

You got flowers?

I like white fucking flowers. What are those?

How long have we been married, huh?

And you don't know me by now?

Oh, I'm sorry.

You're sorry. You are sorry. Sorry worth a piece of shit.

That hurt?

Not really. Yeah,

you like it.

I don't think I like it.

You like that?

Not really.

Yeah, you like it.

Tell me you like it. I like her.

You need to be punished because you're late.

That shows me that you don't care about me.

I do.

Let's see.

What do you want to be punished with, huh?

Huh?

Yeah? You like that?

Not really.

You think it's like that?

Let's see. Is your penis hard?

I'm a little scared right now. Is it?

Open your own pants.

Yes, please

Why the fuck were you late again?

I was getting you flowers.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, cheap flowers. They're not even real.

Oh,

yeah.

Suck on my toes.

Oh, yeah.

Suck on my toes.

Get that fucking cock nice and hard for me.

Yeah? Get that fucking cock nice and hard for me?

Yeah.

I think it might sit on your face a little bit.

Oh, fuck yeah, turn that fucking pussy for your wife.

Oh, yeah, make your wife feel good.

I'm sorry about that.

Who's up for drinks? Me.

I'll take two. Two for you? Okay.

I'll take one.

One too many.

Have a seat.

And you should have seen it. It was priceless. I mean, he walked in the door

just like this.

Anthony, there's lesbians moving in next door.

Yeah, I did.

Thank you.

You know Major Nelson.

No, please.

You can call me Tony.

Tony? Yeah.

Lesbian is such a 50s term.

Cindy?

What's the kinky neighborhood?

We're bisexuals, baby.

What is bisexual?

We like men, too.

I didn't do anything.

Major Anthony Nelson is my master.

So don't either of you get any funny ideas.

Master? And your name is Jeannie?

She's no housekeeper.

She's a real live Jeannie.

That's right. And if you both aren't careful, I'm going to turn you into...

A couple of dildos.

So where's your magic bottle?

You do have a magic bottle, right? I see it.

What the hell's going on? You're groovy.

Major Healy! Don't touch that!

Do you live in there?

That is where my master keeps me, yes.

Are you like his sex slave?

Yeah.

Major Nelson freed me from a 2 ,000 -year imprisonment. He found the bottle,

uncorked it, and set me free.

Now he's my master.

And he doesn't use you for sex? What a waste.

So, don't you want to see what Mr. Healy is doing to your groovy sofa?

Jeannie? I'm sorry, Major Healy.

I'm sorry for trapping you in here, but please don't take it out on my sofa.

Untie me, please.

Mm -hmm.

Look, just untie me.

Oh, my God.

No,

no, it's okay. No, no, no, it's okay. It's got to get done.

Look, if my housekeeper were to find us here... I got that covered.

Don't worry.

What if she catches us?

What do you mean you got it covered?

What do you mean she won't find out?

You like that?

Are you talking enough?

I love it. I love it. It's so good.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

You are a naughty little thing I'm sorry

You want my coat?

Oh, they do.

Tell them. Are you going to give me your coat?

Are you going to give me your coat?

I'm sure you're going to give it to me.

I'll give them to her?

Yeah. Is that what you want? Uh -huh.

Tell them it's what you want.

Just like that.

Like that, too?

You know what? Tony's probably having his way with them right now.

Tonight, you caused a lot of trouble.

How could you, Master?

How could I what?

Do it.

With that tramp.

Tramp? It.

I did no such thing.

I wish we could see Jeannie's face when we trap her in that bottle.

I told you I didn't want to worry about it.

Jeannie, Jeannie.

I just get so jealous of the idea of you being with another woman.

Or women.

Sometimes I just don't know what I'm doing.

That's great, but listen to me. You've got to get us out of here right now.

Chop, chop.

Perhaps you should show me how to please you better.

What?

He's standing right here in the room. I can't do it from him.

Healy?

All right.

Major Healy will be joining us.

Whatever you say.

Bye, Master, but you're not going to remember this.

I love you.

I want it. I want it for both of you. Oh, yeah.

He's my master. He teases me all the time.

Tease the cuckoo.

Take a nice and wet.

Stick your tongue out. Bye.

Get out of here.

That's USDA choice fun.

You like surprises, don't you?

Don't be greedy.

Come here, baby.

Fuck your master.

I love your cock, Mr. Healy.

I love it.

That's a spin on the cock, baby.

Get back here and watch it for me.

Watch it. Watch it.

I got you.

Yeah.

Thank you, Major Healy.

Oh, thank you.

Ah,

great. Come, Major Healy.

Tony.

Last night was the single greatest night of my life.

What was so great about it, Raj? You were trapped in a bottle.

What, you don't remember?

Remember what?

Setting you two free?

You don't remember the two little carpet munchers? Oh, God, I envy you.

What to envy? Roger, whatever you think happened didn't happen. Nothing.

Hello, Master.

Hello, Major Healy.

Hello. Did you hear the good news?

The lesbians are moving out.

Moving out? They just moved in. It doesn't make sense.

Perhaps you are just too much man for them, Master.

No, actually, too much? No, not exactly. Not me.

It's okay, Master. I'm not jealous anymore.

In fact, I actually learned something.

I learned what a vibrator is.

Now I have something to do every day while I wait for my Master to come home.

on the batteries.