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Thank you.

What are you thinking?

Sausage and peppers at Chauncey's.

What are you thinking?

I mean about the cost of that.

Sorry, I had to skip breakfast. I drove my date to work this morning.

What do you mean school?

Hey, he's 23.

Yeah?

How's that working out for you?

What's his name?

Willie Stroker?

He happens to be from a long line of horse breeders.

He's quite famous in the equestrian world, you know.

I'm sure.

Probably more with the horses.

Brooks. The hell are you doing?

Detecting, Captain.

Yeah, well, do you mind doing it without putting your goddamn size 10 all over

the body?

Uh, yeah. Sorry, sir.

What do we got?

Uh, same as the other three.

Blonde, late 20s, strangled with a tie.

Damn it, this guy's just playing with us now.

I've got an idea on the victim.

Victim's name is Danielle.

She was a stripper over at the local filling.

Filling hole.

Cannon brokes.

Yeah. Turns out she got fired two days ago for giving the customers a little

extra attention more than the state allowed.

A little more than the $20 table dance, huh?

More like pole dance.

Hey, some of those pole dancers are really talented. It's an art.

Not that kind of pole, Cap.

God damn it. Go in the other room and see if you can find something.

I guess we'll start by seeing if there are any repeat customers that came in

periodically to see.

Periodically? Ha!

That's funny.

Last thing we need is to find out about the serial killer.

Yep, so this is the fourth victim killed in the same way.

We're pretty certain we have a serial killer on our hands.

So what you're saying is there's a serial killer on the list.

So no matter what, just keep quiet, okay?

Last thing we need is everybody in a panic that there's a serial killer out

the list.

Department only, you got me?

Don't worry, Captain. We'll keep a lid on this.

Also, we're gonna go hit the club later tonight, do a little more investigating.

Okay, let me know what you find out.

I gotta go deal with the press.

So, um... We're not supposed to say anything about what we found?

No. No interviews, nothing.

Hey, go put on a dress.

We've got to hit the club tonight.

More investigating to do.

God damn it, Brooks!

We do not work here.

I think they're only allowed out once a year.

Get your game paper.

We're on the clock.

I want you to find out everything you can.

Ooh,

they have burritos.

Hey there.

I haven't seen you here before.

What's your name?

Johnny. Johnny Lawson.

Johnny Law.

I'd like to ask you a few questions about a girl that's been working here.

Well, Mr. Law, time is money, so you're going to have to buy a private team if

you want to talk.

Couldn't be like that, is it?

These heels weren't cheap.

I don't know if the department could have your self -insurance, but I know

place sure still doesn't.

Let's see.

Okay, let's go.

Another burrito for you?

Thanks.

What's up with this ice?

Do you keep it in the freezer with the food or something?

Yeah, yeah.

It smells like broccoli.

Are you new here or something?

No, I don't work here.

Why does everyone keep asking me that?

Oh, you're into ladies, huh?

That's hot.

No. Actually, I'm here investigating the murder of one of your dancers.

Danielle. What?

Do you know her? Danielle's dead?

Yeah. Someone strangled her.

And believe me, it was not a pretty sight. I mean, like, her eyes were all,

like, bulging out of her head, and she must have been struggling for a really

long time.

Danielle's my girlfriend.

I've been trying to get a hold of her for two days.

Great! So you know her?

So, how long did you know Danielle?

We only had one shift together.

But I've only been working here about a week.

I'm just trying to put myself through college.

I'm a political science major.

I'm going to be the first stripper president.

Do you want to help me with your pants, then? Yeah.

Is this part of the dance? I don't remember an ordinance that allows this.

You already paid for the dance, so I was thinking it could be a little favor.

You know, in case everyone wants to know.

Since you're a cop and all that.

But, do you want me to stop?

I mean, we're both already copped and coming to go.

No, I guess not.

Oh, fuck.

I need to check it out.

My hands can't even look up.

Go on.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

I mean,

I can only imagine the last thought going through her mind is...

cheap tie around my neck.

I mean, hazely?

Seriously?

Like, at least use a striped one. Or, you know, like some nice earthy tones.

And it wasn't even silk.

Like, can you believe that in this day and age, they still make ties made out

cotton? That's it.

Did you get any info?

Come on.

Let's go right now.

Okay. Nice to meet you.

Did you find anything out?

The victim's boyfriend is the bartender.

What do you think?

Oh, he's definitely not a suspect.

I mean, he probably doesn't even own a single tie.

How about you? Find anything out? No.

Nothing. No.

Nothing.

I don't want to talk about it.

Hello?

I thought you were a perv.

Oh, is that the milk you borrowed?

You know what? That could have really ruined your weekend. Lucky for you, I'm

terrible shot.

Can you please put the gun away now?

Sorry about that.

Hey, do you want to come inside?

I was just about to watch a movie and...

Your boyfriend isn't here, is he?

Oh, he's not really my boyfriend.

But I can call him anytime if you want.

I'm a messy guitar.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Is my ass tasty on me?

Not every last drop.

With all that hot cum smudge all over me.

She cleans up messes, too.

Amber?

Hello?

Sorry, what?

You just, like, spaced out for 15 minutes. Your ice cream's all melted.

Well, switching gears, who was that guy leaving as I was walking up your porch?

What dude? Yeah, there was totally some guy running up.

He was, like, leaving as I was coming up.

I don't know.

Because I could really... Wow.

I didn't get a good look. He was moving pretty fast.

Oh, well.

Check this out.

The captain said to keep it under wraps, but I've been warned. It's gnarly

cereal.

Oh. I know, I couldn't figure out a filter for that one, but it's kind of

out.

Is that what you think it is?

That's crazy.

Oh. Anyway, how are things down at the newspaper?

Well, I am covering the prize blue ribbon heifer.

Oh, I saw that beauty passion on TV.

Can you believe how dumb some of those girls are?

I'm telling you, Captain, we've got nothing.

This guy's one step ahead of us every single time.

What?

What? What?

Quit.

You said what?

I didn't.

Yes, you did. I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

What were you talking about now?

What the fuck is wrong with this place?

This has got to be the worst department in the state.

You watch what you're saying and who you're saying it to.

And Brooks?

I know she just went through a divorce, but seriously, I mean, come on. It's

like, it's like she's... You bite me, and hold your breath.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I'm responsible for stopping it. Dammit, didn't I just tell you to

hold your breath? I'm not gonna hold my breath! Hold it.

No! Hold it.

Fine.

And plug your nose so I know you're not cheating.

There.

Now, doesn't that feel better?

No!

Come on.

Yeah. Good man. Now get out there and get to work.

Yeah, it's stuffy.

Speaking of stuffy, how about you come on up here and I'll do a little stuffing

on my own. Oh, it's all right.

um um

What a dream.

I know.

Stuff that in.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Here it goes.

Glad you got here. We have a witness.

What's the story?

Got a call from a neighbor. She said she saw a woman pull up and park.

And then out of nowhere, a man came up behind her and strangled her.

No interaction at all? Doesn't seem to be.

But the witness is inside.

Great. Thank you.

Look, Brooks gets here.

Distracted. I'm gonna go interview the witness.

You got it.

Hello, ma 'am. My name is Decker Hammond.

I'm going to ask you a few questions, if that's okay. I know it's been difficult

for you this time.

Yeah, I mean, I just can't believe what's happened to my favorite.

Well, you know, after the last election, this area's really gone down.

Do you remember anything that you saw?

Oh, okay. Well, I was in here with my boyfriend, and you know, it's playoffs,

I'm not getting much attention intimately.

Understandably. So I decided I was going to do something about it and wear it to

the auditorium.

And? Oh, and... Well, that still didn't work, so I figured if he wasn't going to

give it to me, I would... As any good woman should.

So I decided to stand here and block the TV. You know, try to get his attention.

Still didn't work.

So then I decided, you know what?

I'm going to get down to all fours.

I'm going to crawl...

In between his legs.

And then what happened?

Damn, Brooke!

Would you please go outside and examine the body? And let me interview the

witness. You have to be so mean about it.

I'm sorry. Please go on.

Uh, well, you know, obviously he couldn't resist me then.

Come on. Come on, you got this.

Serious right now?

Go, go, go, go! Go! Are you kidding me? Hello? Pay attention to me.

Sweetie, can you please get out of the way? It's like the fourth quarter. It's

so important.

I'm not moving until you pay attention to me.

Go! Go!

Go! Damn it!

Go, go, go, go, go. You got this. Go, go, go.

Come on.

Tell me no.

I'm not telling you no, I'm just telling you later. No, I want it now.

Give it to me now.

Yes. This is what you wanted, huh? Yes, this is what I wanted.

You have DVR.

Exactly, that's what that's for.

Between my legs.

Should I come around more often?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

This is so good. Like, seriously.

Oh, my

God.

Yeah, your cock is good.

Oh, shit.

I'll look at you while you fuck me.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

That's so good.

You can't describe me like this anymore. It's not fair.

Yes. Yes.

Shit. Go fucking wet.

I'm filling up the air.

That's what happens when you deprive me and you hold it in too long. Then it

doesn't want to come out.

I see.

Then what?

Well, then I stood up, and as I did that, I looked out the window, and I

a car pull up.

A woman got out, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this guy just

out, and he just starts... Oh, it's okay. I understand.

Can you tell me anything about the person that you saw?

Height, weight, build, black, white?

Oh, racist.

At least she was getting some attention.

Excuse me?

Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Okay, well, here's my card.

If you remember anything at all, give me a call, okay? Okay.

Actually, you know what? I do remember something.

When he was running away, he had a limp.

I think it was on his right leg.

A limp in his right leg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I definitely remember he had a

and I'm pretty sure it was his right leg. Yeah.

Excellent, excellent. Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Seriously?

There we go.

Hashtag working.

Come on.

Brooks, get up.

What the fuck was that?

Sorry.

What the fuck are you doing in my house?

You're the killer's next victim. I thought he was coming to get you.

Of course I'm his next victim.

Didn't you see the last scene? He was chasing me all over the house.

Huh?

Never mind. What the fuck are you doing here? How'd you get in?

The door was busted in.

I thought the worst.

The worst?

Come on. The captain wants you to go undercover again and work the strip

was just under the covers.

No, no. He wants you to go undercover and lure the killer out.

Seriously? Yes, seriously. Come on.

I have to go undercover as a day shift dancer?

This sucks.

This sucks.

What the fuck is all that stuff?

Stuff.

Yeah.

That stuff.

God,

this joke is getting old.

I'm gonna be in the car.

I have more rest than the rest of the department.

I was once given a fucking medal.

Why was I given such an incompetent partner?

It could have been worse.

Buckman makes more gas in the Middle East.

Are you okay?

What?

How

is

she?

Thank you.

Albeit, kind of cute in her own way.

Your time's up, sweetie.

Hi, Lou. How are you doing? Don't hurt me.

Hi.

Are you new here?

Yeah, this is actually my first night.

Do you want to dance?

Let's talk.

Okay.

So you're new around here?

No, um, I just moved here a month ago from up north.

What made you start dancing?

A girl's gotta eat, right?

So have

you done any private dances yet?

Oh, yeah.

I was Miss Lapdance, Northern California, two years in a row.

No. No.

Really no.

So you are a dirty little thing, aren't you?

What? City with ice.

So what?

What?

So do you want that dance?

Hi, you look like you could use a good time.

I'm sure I'll take that dance.

Get away from me, you crazy bitch.

Okay, you asked me.

I'm Cinnamon with an S for sin, get it?

I don't want shit from you. Just step the fuck off. I don't want shit from

Step the fuck off.

You know what? I think I'm just going to go.

Just kidding.

Let's go do that dance.

Sure.

Come on, baby. Just one dance. I have three kids to feed and bills to pay.

Come on, baby.

Brooks.

Brooks, where are you?

I'll be here, Brooks, baby.

So, um... I

guess I should dance for you now?

I think I got a better idea.

Is that a hasty tie?

Yeah.

Three.

Can I be honest with you?

Sure. You have really got to get better, Tate. I mean, Paisley is a horrible

prince.

Why don't you try it on real quick?

You've got to be kidding me.

Keep going.

You okay?

Yeah, of course.

Ready to go? That was the killer.

I know.

How did you get away?

This is the lady's room.

He's not allowed in here.

Duh.

Alright. Get this son of a bitch.

She took my gun.

Drop it.

Drop it now.

Put the gun down or the girl gets it.

Go ahead.

She's got more baggage than an airport on Christmas.

I'll do it. Don't worry, Hammond. I got this. Brooks, you couldn't have a side

of beef.

What are you talking about?

Holy shit.

You know, I'm not such a bad cop.

And you know what else? Sometimes I really don't like the way you speak to

I can only imagine it's because you're either jealous of me, or you secretly

like me, and you just have a really fucked up way of showing it.

So which one is it, Hammond?

Answer me!

Okay. I'll admit it.

I've got the hot seat.

Oh.

Oh, no.

I've gotta know.

Where did you learn to shoot?

My dad.

What is he, a cop or something?

Hammond?

Get it in there

oh hey