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I'm in heaven with a cutie.

And I'm about to get that booty.

Give me all those kicks.

How you doing?

Hi.

I'm Will.

Tiffany. You wouldn't happen to have a quarter I can borrow, do you?

No, I don't have any money.

You know, I just wanted to call my mom and let her know that I just met the

woman of my dreams.

You're cute.

No, I'm serious. I mean, you know, are you tired?

No, I'm not.

The reason I say that is because, you know, you've been running through my

like, all day.

Now you're really cute.

No, I'm serious.

So would you say you want to maybe get out of here right now?

I'm staying.

I can't.

I'm sorry. I can't. Why not? And I'm pledging.

Pledging for what?

My sister from the Kai Kai Kai.

For what?

My sister from the Kai Kai Kai.

Yes. We sleep together.

Run that by me again?

We stick together.

No, no.

What I thought I heard was, y 'all, sleep together.

I said we stick together.

I'm trying to study.

Tiffany. Yes.

You want me to get out of here?

No.

And you're bothering me. Come on. Come on, girl. You know, how about this?

I'll see you later.

Have a good day.

Call me.

Why are you here? Where is Will?

And where is my dad? Shouldn't somebody be throwing you out?

Jeffrey!

Uh, nobody's here.

Will told me to wait.

So everyone gets back.

Hey, you want to sit down?

Yes, I want to sit in my own house.

Yeah, I want you to be comfortable if it is your house.

Just sit far away from me, do not... Okay.

Don't talk to me at all.

I like your hat.

Thank you.

Man, it's so hot in here.

Don't you think?

Yeah, that is so true.

Where... Where's Jeffrey? Why isn't the AC working?

Oh, okay. Does he need to turn it on or something?

Yep. He's not here, so... Jeffrey's not here?

Where did Jeffrey go?

Wait, did we lose Jeffrey?

Yeah, he's not, like, lost in the world, but, you know, he's just not here.

He'll be back, though.

Just not now.

Don't scare me like that. I probably lost Jeffrey.

Yeah, no, for sure. You're probably... It's really, really hot. You're probably

so scared because it's hot and you're overheating because of the jacket.

Maybe you should take the jacket off.

Yeah.

Maybe I should.

You said nobody's here?

Just ask me.

Jazz, I'm sorry.

Here,

Jazz, could you put this over there? But neatly.

Thank you, because that is like the new Donna Karan. And I don't need you

putting your dirty prints all over my room.

Wow. You're fiery.

You're fiery.

You know that?

It's like you're so hot.

What are you talking about?

Why

are

you touching me?

Why don't we play a game?

I like to play action -adventure games

Are you hot? I am. And you said nobody's here, right?

That's so much better.

Don't get so excited, Jack.

So, uh, now, can you take something else off?

Maybe.

Yeah, you know how to strip away.

There's the bottoms, Dad.

Oh, okay.

Because I'm not good at this. Oh, the bottoms.

Yes. That's even better.

If you stand up, I'll probably get you out of it.

I didn't know you had this.

Daddy

doesn't

have to know everything.

No he doesn't.

Because he probably would like throw me out.

I think I'm over the moon.

I want to see.

I'll show you something.

You have a big surprise for us.

Bet you didn't know I could do that. I didn't know.

Your mouth is like uber wet, you know that?

Okay.

Do the job.

What the fuck are you gonna do?

Do you like balls, Hillary?

I happen to do that too.

Oh my goodness.

I like that Bel Air pussy.

I like that fucking Bel Air pussy.

Nice watch fucking pussy.

I'm gonna fucking piss you off.

Fucking dick like that.

Oh, yeah.

Shit. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Nice fucking deep stroke like that. Nice fucking deep stroke like that.

Yeah.

That was a fucking pussy fill.

That was a fucking pussy fill.

That was a fucking pussy fill. Oh, my goodness.

Fucking sexy.

So fucking sexy.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh my goodness.

Do you know how much this fucking hat costs?

No, I don't.

You got it on my hat, Ted?

Yes, I did. What the fuck?

Wait, did you hear that?

I think it was a door.

I didn't hear anything.

I think somebody's coming. Oh, shit.

Hand me my jacket. Hand me my jacket.

What?

Hillary!

Daddy!

Jack got in the house again!

I was waiting for Phil. It was hot.

I was waiting for Will.

Chad, you know what to do.

Come here,

boy.

You know, I'm talking, man, back in Philly, we used to ball all day.

Philly, Philly. Oh, what do we got here?

Looked like somebody left a larger than life -size teddy bear on the couch.

Don't you start with me, Will.

Don't worry, Dad. He got his earlier today.

Yeah, we were at the cafe and this girl that he was trying to get with and

trying to act all cool with on wouldn't give him the time of day.

I bet you she's gonna call. Yeah, okay, Will.

Whatever. Your phone, Mr. William.

Thank you, Jeff.

Hello?

Thank you, Mama.

How you doing, William?

I just don't understand.

How can girls put up with that?

I don't either.

Back in my day, Carlton, I was whacking asses all over town.

Yeah, for what's so long?

I don't know, Dad. It's just... I can't do all that.

What's up, baby?

Well, well, I want to see you.

But if my sorority girls see me...

With you? I'm going to get in trouble.

Really?

What do you got in mind?

Well, my father, he has a cabin in Big Bear.

Maybe we can meet there.

A cabin, huh?

Okay, okay.

Listen, what are we waiting on?

I don't know what you should do. I'll be here in less than an hour.

Okay, I'll be waiting.

See?

That's what I'm talking about.

I'm in a cabin with a cutie.

And I'm about to get that booty.

I'm talking about. Yeah, that's right.

But you know what? What's that?

I like it rough.

Do you? Yeah.

You know, leathers and chains.

Whips. What?

Tie me up and feed me with a spoon.

Oh, okay.

Shut up. Shut up.

This is for all the men that have done me wrong.

Yeah, I'm tired of all you whack -ass men thinking you can just do whatever

want when you want.

No, forget that. It's about me. I'm tired of you thinking you can just come

to me just because I'm cute. You walk up to me, hey, baby, you want some pussy,

whatever. It's about me.

come up to me and try to think that he can just get all up in this. You don't

know me like that. You need to really respect who I am. I'm a woman and I'm

and I don't care because all you guys are either broke or you're stupid. You

drugs. You sell drugs. I don't know what you do.

I'm in the cabin with a cutie

Walk through it a little bit.

Like that.

Let me watch you play with it just a little bit.

I'm going to add some play with it right there.

It's like bed up in the cabin.

Keep it open.

So, uh, how was your date, Will?

It wasn't a crazy date.

Alright, come on.

Look here, man.

That chick was bananas.

Yeah? Man, I gotta tell you something.

What's that?

She tied me up, right?

Uh -huh.

And I was able to get loose. What?

And when I got loose... Let's just say I'm gonna need you

to help me put the body somewhere. What?

Oh, baby.

You're always so, so horny in the mornings.

Mmm. Oh.

Ooh.

Oh.

That was so good.

um um

um um

um um

um

Make that pussy kiss my balls.

Kiss the base of my cock. Suck up all that big fat dick.

Fuck me, baby.

Give it to me, baby.

was attacking your mind. Oh my god, where?

Not for real, man. It was just not fulfilled, man. He was throwing forceps

your arm there, man.

Dude, everybody around here is getting a workout.

But you.

Yeah.

Man, what's up with that, man?

I don't know. I need some help, man. Is there any way you can help me?

You trying to get into the ball game?

Yeah. I'm talking about the ball game.

Yes, I want to get into the ball game.

Listen, man, I can help you out, but you're going to have to clean your style

up, man.

All right, what do I have to do?

We can start by looking at the pink shirt.

It's salmon, okay?

That's what y 'all call it?

That's what y 'all call it? Yeah. All right, man, whatever. You can commit

yourself to think that, but clean yourself, man. You follow me.

I'll be able to help you out.

Okay.

If you will.

Come on, bro. Bro, bro, please, please.

All right, let's go.

We're going to do this in a few minutes.

Hello, class. As you can see, I'm your new teacher, Mr. Jacobs.

This is Learning Essentials 101.

Put that cell phone away, young man.

I know I dress casual today, but that's part of the deal.

I'm the teacher. I can do what I want.

Ashley, how are you doing today?

I'm okay. Are we going to have the same problems we've been having in the past?

I hope not. I hope not either.

Jason, how are we doing today? Yeah, how are you doing?

Good, sorry.

You, you're a new student, aren't you?

Yes. You look like trouble.

Behave in my class.

Yes.

All right.

Back to your assignment.

Ash.

Ashley.

Oh, hi.

Hey, you going to the sophomore dorm party tonight?

Um, I'm not sure.

Why are you going? Yeah, I'm going. You know, you gotta enjoy your college life,

you know.

Okay.

Excuse me, did I just miss some conversation going on in class today?

I didn't think so.

That's your thing.

Are we having the same problem that we've been having before?

No. Did you bring your assignment?

Oh, I did, but I left it at home.

Left it at home.

Yeah. It's becoming a reoccurring thing with you.

I'm sorry.

You're going to have to stay after class today.

So when class is over, you stay. And you, young man, you get detention for

laughing when I'm talking to another student.

Oh, I guess you guys got lucky. Saved by the bell.

Peace out.

Don't forget you have your pension then, man. Have fun, Ashley.

You need to do the behavior stuff.

All right? All right.

Ashley, Ashley, Ashley.

Do you need extra credit? Is that what's going on here?

I guess it wouldn't hurt.

I'm trying to figure out what we can do to fix this situation with you. This is

a reoccurring problem.

I know. I'm sorry.

Do you have any suggestions?

No.

Did you have something in mind?

I do have something that I think might be able to fix this.

So let me think about this for a second and I'll get back to you.

Oh, oh, good.

Yeah, that extra credit.

Oh, don't bite, girl. Don't bite.

There you go.

You know something, Carlton?

If I can't help you, nobody can.

Well, Will, I need your help.

You want my help? Yes.

Me. Yes, Will, I need your help.

Take a seat.

Close your eyes.

All right, keep them closed.

Sweetie benefit.

Oh my

god,

the legends are true. Is that a Libro Negro?

My most powerful possession in the world.

Oh my god, let me see it.

Oh my God, I feel power.

This is called the Force.

Well, who should we call?

Pam? Gina? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Tiffany? Calm down. Carlton.

Come on. You see this number right here?

Yeah. Call that number right there.

Her name's Tori.

Number's 818 -555 -0101.

Tell her Will sent you.

It's ringing.

Hello?

Hi, I'm Carlton. I'm Will's cousin.

Really?

Yeah, Will told me to call you.

That's just like Will.

Would you like to meet?

Um, yeah, we can meet up for coffee.

No, I can't do coffee.

I'm lactose intolerant. Would you like to do some herbal tea blends?

Um, I guess we can meet up for tea. That's not bad.

Great.

Today? Okay, yeah.

Okay, perfect.

Bye.

He says he wants to meet.

Wow.

You did it.

I already beat her tonight.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I can't deal with not turning another assignment.

What's this assignment?

You want me to help you?

Um, actually, it's the physical effects of external stimulation.

Oh.

What are we waiting for? I'm here to be your lab rat.

Wow.

I didn't know you quite had it going on like that. Yeah, that's right.

Okay, I'll make it.

Uh, find out.

You can check it out if you like.

um um

La la la.

You're talking about me.

No!

No!

God, I can't believe you, Will. Freaking always just... Oh!

I am so sorry.

It's good. I tend to always do that. Thank you. It's not my day, I tell you.

Anyway. Oh, wow.

Is that a Tom Bones figure?

Yeah, you like him?

I love Tom Bones. Really?

Yeah, I didn't know if anyone else actually liked Tom Bones.

I mean, I listen to him every day. He tends to get to my inner self.

Your inner self? Yeah, I like to get in your inner self.

Oh my God, who is this?

What are you even doing here, Jeff? I don't know, GPS?

Global Pygmy Society?

Another short joke?

You're short, though.

I'm like almost the same height as you, really? Wow.

But you have a pink shirt on.

That's so mean.

Okay, I'm going to go find Will. It's Salmon, okay?

It's Salmon. And who is Will?

Salmon. Gotcha.

Salmon. Which Will's my cousin.

I was on a date today and he walked off with my girl.

Aw. Yeah.

He just stole her from you?

Yeah. Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe I can make your day better.

You think?

I think. Since you like Tom Bone, I guess we'll get along good.

Oh, great. Maybe we could play the CD. Let's go play it. Let's go.

You know what I'm saying?

Threesome. Yeah, threesome.

What's up about me and you?

You know what I mean?

Are you two moving out the way now? You scared? No. You know what I'm saying?

What size are these?

They're 34 double Ds.

Damn. Wow.

Wow.

That's ridiculous.

Can I just like... Boo.

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I mean? I like these right here.

Why

don't

you take your shoes off and get comfortable.

Mi casa.

Mi casa.

There's silk acid.

You can take it all. If you want.

If it's out the way.

Shoot.

You don't mind if I get naked, do you?

No, not at all.

Why, if I join you?

So, you know, just wondering if a brother can get, you know, like a little

or something.

Yeah, of course.

Just thought I'd ask, you know what I mean?

One more time right here.

That is all we have.

Come all the way down for me.

Let me get behind it real quick.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Get on that.

A little bit.

Good.

Keep riding on it.

Keep sucking it like that. Keep stroking it.

Yeah,

I'll put you together.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll put him just like that.

Put it in the bag.

Put it on the side.

Did you enjoy my date, Will?

Eh? Eh, please.

It wasn't too much for you anyway.

Well, see, I helped you out.

How was that?

Dude, she had way too much energy for you.

Well, I met a girl anyway.

Yeah. You?

Yeah, I did.

Really? Yeah, she's a real nice girl, too.

How much did she cost?

Ha ha, very funny, Will.

What's the warranty on her? Ha, yeah, yeah.

She's a real nice girl. Me and her share the same taste in music.

I just don't know what to think right now.

Listen, follow up my advice, all right? You just be yourself.

Everything will work out for both of you pint -sided Republicans.

Yeah.

I don't know. I'm going to go give her a call, hopefully.

I'll let you know how it goes.

I'll be here.

See you, Carlton.

So did you enjoy yourself?

Yeah, I had a good time.

Thank you for the evening.

Oh, no, you know, the pleasure's all mine.

Really? Well, you know the pleasure, the night doesn't have to end.

Are you okay?

Yeah, um... Is there anything I can do?

In a second.

Oh, God, no, no, no, no.

Um... Is everything okay? Yeah, I'm gonna slip into something a little

Wet. Okay.

I'll be right back. Okay, I'll just wait right here.

I'm back.

Oh, wow.

So you definitely got comfortable.

Okay, I guess we need to make this night a little sexy.

girl stuff, aren't you?

You like?

Oh, yeah.

I do.

I see it in the movies all the time.

Well, you're about to get it tonight.

Have you ever had head like this? Oh, no. No, I haven't.

To be honest, I think this is actually my first time having a head.

Oh,

my

gosh.

Oh, my Jesus.

Total bones.

Can I show you something I learned in the Young Republicans meeting?

Turn around for me. Let me see that ass.

Like this? Oh, yes. Just like that.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my gosh.

They ran a seminar on how to eat pussy.

There's a seminar?

Oh, yeah.

Can I actually stick it in there?

God. You're doing good for your first time.

Yes. Oh, yeah.

Yes. Oh, yes. There we go. There we go. Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

What have I been waiting on all this time?

You did so good.

Oh, shit.

Yes. Oh, there we go.

There we go, there we go. Yes put that leg down

Just like that just like that

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes. There we go. There we go.

Oh, yeah. Slow it down. Oh, just like that. Oh.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yes.

Look at you. Look at that. Am I nice and wet for you?

Oh, that is so unbelievably wet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, just like that. Nice and slow.

Oh, yeah.

Give me that good dick. Beautiful.

Oh, look at that.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, now it's time to fuck you back.

You ain't gonna throw it back on me?

Oh, wow.

that you don't make me cum.

You can actually cum?

Yeah. Hit my ass like that again.

I'm about to show you.

I gotta take this off.

Yeah, look at that.

Can I touch something?

Only if I can touch you back.

Oh, wow.

Yes. I want to suck you back.

Oh, wow. Look at that.

Is that a dragon tattoo?

Oh, wow.

Yeah, I got a bad side.

Oh, she's a bad girl.

Yes, you're a bad girl.

Oh, spit on it again.

Spit on it again, please.

Oh, yes.

Oh, did you catch that?

I caught that. Oh, my God.

You are a freak.

Oh.

Yes. I don't want you to fuck my face.

Oh, you don't want me to fuck you? Uh -huh.

Oh, shit. I see what you're doing.

Oh,

yes.

Wow.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my. Jeez.

Oh, my. Jeez.

Oh,

yeah. Tease me with it like that.

Like that? Mm -hmm.

Like that. Like that. Like that.

Dodge the dick. Dodge the dick.

Oh. Like the 92 election. Dodge the dick.

Can we do that? We can do that.

Come here.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my.

Jesus.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, yes.

I just see your titties just bouncing up out of my face.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yes. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Jesus.

Jesus.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, yeah, you're doing a good job.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You like that?

Oh.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Give me all that shit.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, what are you doing? Oh, my gosh.

I can see your ass.

Oh, yeah.

I can see your ass. Oh, you like that?

I think I do.

You do.

I can feel you, dude.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit. You're super hard.

Oh, yes.

Yes, I am.

I didn't know it at all.

Oh, there we go.

There we go.

Just like that.

Yes, just like that.

Just like that. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

shit. I can feel you too.

Just don't stop.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Give me that virgin dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you've done this before.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Give me that dick. Give me that dick. Oh, yeah. Give me all

that dick.

Oh, yeah. You like it like that?

you can grab the other one too

Say fuck. Say fuck again.

We come against.

Is that possible?

Keep fucking me, you'll see.

This is the best virgin dick I've ever had.

This is the best.

Well, this is the first pussy I've ever had.

We definitely have to do this again.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

So what now?

My parents are coming, so why don't we go to sleep?

Okay. Let's go to my room.

They don't open your door, do they?

No, they don't. Okay, let's go.

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