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Hey, what's your name?

I'm Lutra.

I'm Lutra. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

Can you tell me something funny? I'm a little bit bored.

Something funny?

You know what? I can make a beard disappear.

What's your superpower?

Oh, well, I'm actually a magician.

No, no, it's...

I'm so excited. I'm on my final year, and right now I'm working on mastering

transform things. It's incredible.

I'm almost at the end of my semester. I'm so excited.

What are you talking about?

Here, give me your phone.

What? Come on, just give it to me.

Come on, just trust me. Give me your phone.

Come on.

I want to show you.

Let me show you something, okay?

Come on, here, here. Ready?

There you go. I just learned this trick. It's called integrifying. I can make

things older.

Here you go.

Isn't that cool?

I think it's amazing.

Isn't it fun?

Can you re -transform it?

Oh, no.

Actually, that's something I'm learning next month, so right now I don't know

how to do that yet.

But I can make it older. Do you want me to make it older?

No, please, no.

Guess what?

I can make your beer into a Coke.

Oh, no.

Sorry, too late.

Isn't that so cool?

Why me?

I just thought you'd like it, isn't it?

How fun is this?

I'm so glad I got you here today.

I hope you don't do it with a human.

Oh, I've only done that one time.

It's a really funny story because I wanted to make my boyfriend dick.

twice the size.

But I really screwed up, okay? I made a mistake and actually ended up making it

twice as small.

You know? Okay.

Nice talking with you.

I should go.

Oh, no, no. I don't think you should. You don't want me to transform any more

your stuff, do you?

No. Damn. You can take this like blackmail because, well, simply put, I'm

and I'm gonna need you to fuck me.

But you know we are not alone.

Oh, don't worry about that.

And now, we're all alone.

But no more funny tricks. I promise.

No more tricks.

Girl.

Boop, boop, boop.

Hi, how are you?

Fine. I'm Adam, nice to meet you.

Liam, nice to meet you.

Come, take a seat.

No, it's okay.

Wanna come check my tent?

No, I'll be fine.

But it's got really cool stuff inside.

No, it's okay, really.

Come on.

Thank you.

um um

Oh gosh, I didn't hear you there. I'm sorry. It's alright.

It happens a lot.

Just looking around, this place reminds me of the place of my granny.

She had all kinds of beautiful items like that.

I see you have a keen eye for beauty.

But these are just anchored to the past.

Relics, even.

But isn't this a gift to remember our past?

More like a curse.

These things should turn to dust here, with me among them.

Please don't say such terrible things. There are plenty to live for.

For you, maybe.

You walk and smile.

You are in the sunshine.

For you can be too.

Don't be silly, child.

Look at me.

It's a curse of the shop.

Of forgotten things.

I may be forgotten by myself.

I never had any company here.

I never had anyone to laugh with.

Never had anyone to hug.

And never had anyone to kiss.

But who would kiss a man like me?

You like me?

Mmm.

He has to refuse it.

You're really looking so nice.

Let me see you a bit better.

Yes,

it's really hard.

I wanted to get naked too.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'd like to meet you. I'm Thomas.

I'm Teresa.

You look gorgeous today, Teresa.

Thank you.

Did you realize that both of our names are starting on T?

Yeah.

It's better.

That's right.

So, how come you are... Well, I would like to find

someone you know for the long term.

Yes. I see.

And you?

What about me?

I'm just... Well, I'm looking for a girl only one night.

Shall we?

You mean right now?

Yeah. Just let me get myself together.

Yes, sure.

Are you coming?

Tell me, dear lady,

promise

to come clean and work it in the way.

Tell me, dear lady, an uncertain future.

Without the knowledge of the past.

Do you like it? Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, no.

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